00:00They're your kids, that you love them and then you can't stand them sometimes. That's just the truth.
00:04He's the only one who's not embarrassed of me. He's the only one that'll let me take his picture, too.
00:08The rest are like, Mom, stop.
00:09She can take a bounce off of something where you're like, oh God, oh God, that's the one.
00:14We're going to the doctor, we're on our way to the emergency room, and she just literally gets up like
00:18something from Tron and keeps going.
00:22The little one, she might be a sociopath, but she does bad stuff and she's like, touch the stove and
00:26you're like, no, no, don't do that.
00:27And she just goes like, oh, sorry.
00:28I just cleaned my sheets and it's like cozy and the kids, he threw up everywhere and he thought it
00:37was hilarious.
00:38She's actually choking the dog.
00:40Oh, you guys don't know that. It looks sweet.
00:43It does look sweet.
00:44But she has Sid in a chokehold.
00:46If you've ever taken your kids to Disneyland or Disney World, it all like ends at some point in like
00:52mayhem.
00:53Yeah.
00:54That is a legitimate picture of my daughter just losing it on the floor.
00:58And anytime you FaceTime with your baby is an interesting experience because they grab the phone and they're just like,
01:03why are you in there, mama?
01:04Then the phone was paused. It just said pause, but I could hear her and I heard her say, holy
01:08shit, what the hell?
01:10Shut up. Stupid.
01:12Like every curse word a baby could imagine. I was like, where is this coming from?
01:17I was giving her a bath one night and I said, okay, bath time over. And then she got real
01:22mad that I took her out of the bath.
01:23I was like, yeah, all right, cool. I know you're tired wrapping up in a little cute towel.
01:27But as she looked me square in the eyes and with two tiny little hands, choked me.
01:34Full. And it's so funny because they're not strong enough to kill you.
01:38And they want to kill you so bad.
01:41Georgie is a force of nature. She'll rule the world or destroy it.
01:44I have two, two-year-old.
01:46Yeah, I can give them back.
01:47Are you kidding me?
01:49I wish I can say going, oh my God, it's great. It's bananas.
01:53These are the moments that test you as a parent.
