00:07do you like your beer it's vegan are you sure it's vegan it definitely has notes of clove and
00:12huh all right okay what if a deer like prance through a field of hops would that still be
00:18vegan if the prancing was consensual then yes it would be vegan there's no such thing as non-consensual
00:22prancing you would be surprised i will believe it when i see it sometimes deer feel pressured
00:26to prance oh my god that's so sad it's a big deal okay so you need to be real with
00:31me now we've
00:31been dating long enough when was the last time you cheated like broke down and ordered a pepperoni
00:39pizza uh to be honest with you the day before i became a vegan oh stop it no no i
00:47can't believe
00:47that i'm dating a vegan i can't believe i'm dating a meat mouth gross a what i'm sorry vegan to
00:54me
00:54gross technically eating flesh is gross yeah that's what's gross left left ooh right on my face girl
01:09speaking of gross so is that icing soy no good so it gives you man boo cool cool insight braden
01:19listen i'm really sorry and i'm just i'm gonna be more supportive thank you it's just that
01:24vegan guys are more sensitive to animals than they are to people so they're really just people
01:29haters and love costumes i don't think he's that kind of vegan don't worry i'm not a jehovah's witness
01:35vegan i'm not going to try to convert you okay well that's good because i've been like imagining the
01:39burger that i'm going to eat after this date it's just i know that for me it's tremendously improved
01:44my health and i never get angry anymore that's true you are never angry okay well what about when
01:50they canceled community i had some goju berries and i felt better okay what about injustice doesn't
01:58that make you angry do i have to be angry to recognize injustice yeah i think you do all right
02:03look i don't
02:03like those things but anger it's just it's not a crayon in my emotional coloring box all right i'm just
02:11a
02:11happy person is that gonna be okay i honestly don't know i take it all back he actually sounds
02:20kind of great maybe he can light me up a little oh he already has he's so in the moment
02:26you know i
02:27feel like i've been trying new things since i met him jesus just marry the guy already god bless him
02:32or whatever bless him the moment the moment bless him okay okay are you sure you don't want to jump
02:44in there's all sorts of awesome stuff in here i found all of these vegetables and look that bread well
02:48that actually has some mold on it somebody should throw that away yeah someone should
02:57do you want a beat oh god you okay babe yeah i just have a sensitive gag reflex okay let
03:03me get
03:03this straight so he dines out of a dumpster it's called freeganism it's called freeganism all it is
03:10is just reclaiming some discarded food i know it just seems a little homeless-y oh my god are you
03:16homeless
03:17he's homeless no he has a house wait from dumpster diving and living in the moment he bought he bought
03:23a
03:23house no he lives in a co-op so you found yourself a man with his own place well he
03:29might have
03:29mentioned a couple for me how many is a couple 18 oh whoa hey score wow that's a lot of
03:40garbage food
03:41okay look he invited me over to dinner tonight if i don't come home you can put my face on
03:45a
03:46hemp milk carton or something here's your house throwing gift oh god it's trash do you get it
03:58yeah yeah hi
04:04cool place one sec i'm here for you okay i gotta finish up my reiki training this week so you
04:12gotta hold on
04:12until then sorry it's uh my best friend from college she took the wrong kind of mushroom easy
04:18mistake here's what you're gonna do take some indica okay not sativa it's too thinky she's not even
04:26making sense right hello hello apparently she hung up oh do you want to call her back or uh i
04:36don't
04:36really want to feed into her drama you know we're gonna have a great dinner wait till you see what
04:39i found
04:39well is there someone that um do you check in on her her shaman is in peru so probably not
04:45yeah i
04:46meant more like a roommate or a friend or a medical professional listen i've got this okay if she calls
04:54back and it gets worse i'll just hop onto a plane and go to new york and she'll be okay
04:58if you're so
04:59in love with plans and drama then there you go you happy no that's a terrible plan okay i don't
05:06know what
05:06your deal is i don't know if you had like a hamburger or if this is like a gluten thing
05:11but
05:12this is all just bad food and super toxic energy i'm sorry i just can't well what can't you do
05:20i'm
05:20going through a lot of very real shit right now so i can't i can't cater to your negativity my
05:28negativity i'm not being negative i'm just concerned about your friend but i guess if you
05:33say it's okay look i don't want to argue with you okay okay i just do you want to eat
05:39this lentil loaf
05:39or not maybe not honestly if i'd stay with that guy i would have killed myself yeah but if girls
05:49kill
05:50themselves every time a guy was an asshole there'd be nothing left in this world but
05:55well assholes just like bumping dicks against each other and trying to figure out how to reproduce
06:03i love you did you just say that to the chicken or to me both okay
06:41i love you
06:46so
06:46you
06:46you
06:48you
06:50you
06:51you
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