00:00Hi honey! Hi sweetie! I'm just calling to tell you that this year for Thanksgiving
00:05I'm bringing my boyfriend Brad home with me so you can finally meet him.
00:08Oh, how wonderful! Oh my god, I'll have to make him a cloaking tunic!
00:13Oh, I must have something upstairs that he can wear?
00:18Okay, so my parents are actually pretty cool. I think you'll like them.
00:22My brother might be a little stoned.
00:26And just don't ask my mom anything about the past.
00:29Wait, so just like anything in the past?
00:31Some things are secret, Brad.
00:35So Brad, what is it you studied in college?
00:38If you love me, none say art.
00:41Look at this sweater. It's so soft.
00:44Yeah, it's a nice sweater. Well, you can thank the wife for that.
00:47Boy, she picked it out for me.
00:48She could sew too.
00:50Good with her hands, yeah?
00:51She's pretty good with her hands.
00:52Now I know where Vanessa gets it from.
00:59You know, that turkey leg reminds me.
01:01Vanessa used to love renaissance pig.
01:04No, I didn't.
01:05Yes, you did.
01:06You used to eat three turkey legs all by yourself.
01:10I did not do that!
01:12Yes, you did.
01:12Oh my god.
01:13You were big.
01:15So big.
01:16And then you started dieting.
01:20We're so happy to have you part of the family.
01:24We thought she was a lesbian.
01:39This is awesome.
01:40I mean, this is the big family secret.
01:45Who would like Jell-O dessert?