00:00What's a pimp?
00:01Your mommy, that's who.
00:03Boom!
00:04What does that mean, WWJD?
00:06It stands for, what would Jesus do?
00:08Or maybe it stands for, what would Jessica do?
00:11Don't you do anything just for fun?
00:13Yes, I teach my children valuable life lessons
00:16so they can become successful.
00:18Look what I got on my science test.
00:20Oh, an A+.
00:24There it is.
00:26Nice work, my angel.
00:32I don't like this, but it's free, so I will continue to chew.
00:37Calm down.
00:39Calm down?
00:41You calm down!
00:44You win.
00:48Hey, I'd like to talk about this $7 blender.
00:52I'll give you four.
00:53If you're going to do something, be the best.
