00:01What happened?
00:01I don't know.
00:02Don't worry, don't worry.
00:03Look, I'm here to help you.
00:04Please don't get upset.
00:05Hey, don't worry.
00:06Listen, listen, listen, listen.
00:08Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
00:10Get out!
00:11I have three daughters, Holly, Megan, Matilda.
00:13And they always cry in the kitchen,
00:14but they cry with laughter.
00:15So I'm not leaving until you laugh.
00:18Good luck.
00:19You, you, you, you, fuck off out of here.
00:21Fuck me.
00:22Get out!
00:23Hey, excuse me, madam.
00:24Fuck me.
00:25How about fuck you?
00:26You amaze me every time.
00:30Every night you turn up here, you amaze me.
00:33You're a great fucking talker, but you're a shit cook.
00:37Come here.
00:38How do we get upset?
00:38Come on.
00:39Hey, that's all.
00:41Do me a favor.
00:42Get out!
00:43Yes, sir.
00:43Fuck off, will you?
00:44Dear God of souffle,
00:45please make that rise and taste sumptuous and delicious.
00:49Good luck.
00:52And that's well done.
00:54Well done to you.
00:55And well done to you.
00:56I can't believe just how inconsistent you are.
01:01Do me a favor.
01:02You and you, fuck off upstairs.
01:04Get out!
01:05Do you know who my favorite chef is?
01:07No.
01:08You.
01:10Good luck.
01:11Come on, you can do this.
01:12Anything to say now?
01:14No, chef.
01:15Nothing at all.
01:15Anything to say?
01:16Anybody?
01:17Fuck off.
01:18I'm making a rice pudding.
01:20I love rice pudding.
01:21With a pistachio crumble and caramelized peaches.
01:25I can't wait to taste the rice pudding.
01:27Okay.
01:27Good luck.
01:28You, you, you, you, you.
01:31Get out!
01:35Disaster!
01:35Nine years of age.
01:37Amazing job.
01:39Manyaries.
01:40May I letzt-
01:40Three words,
01:41Five words,
01:41Three words,
