00:00Today we are doing a storytime video.
00:02Sorry, I forgot to say it at the same time as you.
00:05Storytime!
00:06Storytime!
00:07Storytime video!
00:08Hey guys, it's Lucy Fink.
00:10I'm Michael Brown.
00:11Today we're doing...
00:13Storytime!
00:15Alright, we're back.
00:16We have crowdsourced a whole bunch of storytime ideas.
00:19Put them in this vase.
00:20We're going to pick them out and tell the stories to each other.
00:23Okay.
00:24First kiss.
00:25Alright, I do not want to go first on this one because
00:28my first kiss was pretty embarrassing.
00:30I think we should play a game to decide.
00:33Okay, what game?
00:34I want to have a staring contest.
00:35Comment below if Lucy cheats.
00:37Comment below if Michael cheats.
00:39Do you always kiss your pinky promises?
00:41I don't know.
00:41One, two, three.
00:44Oh no.
00:44I really want to blink.
00:46Oh, I just blinked!
00:48Yeah!
00:50Boom!
00:51So this isn't my first kiss, but it does involve a first kiss.
00:55Kind of.
00:55Okay, I don't know where this is going.
00:57I had just met this guy.
00:59We set up a date.
01:00We go to a bar nearby.
01:02So I look up, and it's this woman Nicole is just asking us the most crazy personal questions.
01:07But she's very, very, very drunk.
01:09Do we work out?
01:10What are hopes and dreams?
01:11What's the five best qualities from each other?
01:13Do you want me to play the part?
01:15Hi.
01:16I'm the woman.
01:17Oh, hi.
01:18I'm Michael.
01:19Um, so maybe you didn't need to do this.
01:21Okay, I'm going to go back to my seat.
01:23And then she goes, like, how do you guys know each other?
01:25And I go, we're on a date.
01:27She goes, oh, like, how long have you been dating?
01:30And I said, five minutes.
01:32She touches my arm, and she goes, I would love for you to go talk to my daughter.
01:36What?
01:36Her five-year-old daughter, Sienna.
01:39Five?
01:39Is in this bar.
01:41She grabs me, and I was, like, looking at my date for help.
01:44And he was like, I don't know what to do.
01:47So I go to this table with this drunk woman, Tanya, the drunk husband, Solomon, and her
01:52five-year-old daughter, who is bawling.
01:55Are you using real names right now?
01:56I feel so bad for this family that's being exposed.
02:00So you know what this kid does?
02:01This five-year-old child.
02:02She crawls into my lap.
02:04She kisses me on the cheek.
02:05Oh.
02:07And so, like, I find my way out of that.
02:09Was the mom trying to set you up with Sienna?
02:11I don't know.
02:12I think she was looking for some to babysit her kid.
02:14Her and my date are hitting it off so well.
02:17Is your date not gay?
02:18He is gay.
02:19I make eye contact with him.
02:20I guess he could be, I guess he could go both ways.
02:22I don't, well, that was a conversation we never had.
02:25I look over him, he just shrugs, I go back to him, and guess what?
02:29I left that date with only a kiss from a five-year-old.
02:32Oh.
02:34So how was that?
02:34That was fine.
02:35I just, I think it was a good story.
02:37Okay.
02:37But I think that first kiss should be about your actual first time kissing another person
02:42on the lips.
02:43Whatever.
02:44So I'm going to tell you.
02:45This isn't a competition.
02:46Comment below.
02:47Let us know who wins.
02:48No.
02:48Don't make this a competition because she'll always win.
02:50Okay.
02:50First kiss.
02:51I was in seventh grade.
02:52Just a little funny caveat to the story.
02:54Four or five of my best friends all had our first kiss with the same guy in middle school.
03:00He just, you know, got all the girls.
03:01What can I say?
03:02Some people are like that.
03:03One of the girls in the lineup before me was my twin sister.
03:06And if you watch a previous video, her sister also peed on her.
03:09It was a jellyfish sting.
03:11My sister was seeing this guy and I was like, oh my god, Allie, I like him.
03:16And she was like, you can have him.
03:18What?
03:18I was like, great.
03:19I was so excited.
03:21We started IMing.
03:22There was a party coming up that weekend and we said, let's kiss at the party.
03:26And I was like.
03:27Wait, wait, you planned your first kiss.
03:29And I was so nervous.
03:30We go to the party, go behind this kind of like ledge and squat down.
03:35A squatting kiss?
03:36Are we reenacting?
03:37Yeah.
03:38We always reenact.
03:39This is story time.
03:39I was like this.
03:41In a dress.
03:42Oh, okay.
03:43Okay, so.
03:44And I was like, I just have to say, I'm so nervous.
03:47This is it Lucy, you're about to become a woman.
03:51This story is bringing back memories.
03:53I'm like getting nervous.
03:55He leans in.
03:56Wait for it.
03:57I know what happens.
03:59I peed in my pants.
04:02That's not what I thought.
04:03Caveat once again.
04:05It was not a flow.
04:06It was two drops.
04:07A dribble.
04:08So I looked him in the eyes and I said, I just peed in my pants.
04:13And he was like, don't sweat it, it's cool.
04:15The reason that it gets even more embarrassing is that this guy told the whole grade that I peed in
04:22my pants.
04:23And I was just like, I'm going to go home now.
04:25Pee Pee Fink.
04:26Lucy Pee Fink.
04:27Lucy Pee Fink.
04:28So what did you think of my story?
04:30I loved your story.
04:32It was very enthralling.
04:34Same.
04:35And I loved that you used real names.
04:37It really brought me to the bar.
04:38Hey guys, it wasn't a real name.
04:39Don't let those be loved.
04:41If I learned anything about Michael today, he doesn't tell the stories that he's supposed to tell, but tells the
04:47most recent version.
04:48What I learned from Lucy's story is that she's very poor, but out of control.
04:53Bring it in.
04:55Off brand.
04:57Ow.
04:59On brand.
05:00Why didn't you tell them what you thought I was going to say?
05:02I thought Lucy was going to fart.
05:06Because I was squatting?
05:07Yeah, I was just going to like, a little.
