00:00Hey YouTube! I'm Michael. So sick of saying my name. Hey YouTube, I'm Lucy. And I'm
00:07Michael. And this is Storytime. Where we tell stories to each other. That we've
00:13never heard before. Thumbs up if you like us. Thumbs up if you don't. It makes us
00:18feel good to get thumbs up. What does it make you feel? Not much. We tell stories
00:23but we also put story ideas from you guys into this jar. So comment below
00:29letting us know what stories you want us to tell. And we've got a bunch in here
00:32that we'll pick out for today. Can I do it? Can I have the honors now that I'm
00:35already hands deep? Oh, I'm scared. Oh, this should be good. Most embarrassing moment.
00:43Wait. I don't want, okay. How do we, who can blow a bubble with our spit? That's
00:50disgusting, no. Okay, give me a second.
00:55Alec popped out. What the, how about you guess what number I'm thinking of. Okay. And
01:01then I'll guess what number you're thinking of. I'm thinking of another. How do I know you're
01:04not going to lie? Okay. She looks me right in the eye. What number
01:10am I thinking of? Seven. No. Three. You freaking got it! Alright, he won. Fair and square. Time
01:17for me to tell my most embarrassing story. Let me take you back to a place called High
01:23School Drama Club. Oh God. Well, I love the drama club, so uh, can it. I was also in drama.
01:28I figured.
01:30Were you ever in the Crucible? So I was in the Crucible. I was playing the part of a little
01:35bit of a promiscuous villager. You were just playing yourself. High School Drama Club, Broadway,
01:41what's the difference? Chicken cutlets. Do you know what those are? Yes, I do. You know, in your bra to
01:45kind of
01:46give you the cleavage that you don't have. Very flat. Okay, so it was a part in the show where
01:50the lights go out and my character runs off stage. Quick costume change. I'm talking 10 seconds. So
02:00lights go out. Book it off stage. Put my arms up. Quick costume change. I'm changing. I'm changing.
02:06The lights are about to go back on. I reach in and I go, oh my God. I'm missing my
02:12left chicken cutlet.
02:13Lights on stage. On. There is my chicken cutlet. Boob down. All suction cupped to the stage. Like,
02:21how do you feel about that? Your boob. I know. Gotta keep track of them. Yeah, usually they're just
02:27there. Not really there at all. Okay. Okay, I want to hear about your embarrassing story. Okay, so mine
02:32does not paint me on a great light. Okay. Warning. I was under 21 during this, but it involves alcohol.
02:40I didn't drink in high school. You go, boy. I like this boy and he like kind of liked me,
02:46I guess. I was a
02:47sophomore. He was a senior. Ooh. I know older. He invited me to his birthday party. It was a costume
02:52party.
02:52So I took this opportunity to dress a little risque. As Michael does. I would say there were three
02:59components to this costume and that's it. Let me guess. And none of them involved pants. Feathers. No.
03:03Bralette. Yes. Skirt. Yes. I was like, I'm going to build up the confidence to talk to him and tonight
03:10steal the kiss. Keep in mind, this is like juice and alcohol. Basically, I proceeded to get incredibly
03:16drunk where I was on the floor. Do you have any pictures? I will show them to you privately. Um,
03:20so the night winds down, he still hasn't spoken to me. I was like- This is sad. This dude
03:24invited you to the
03:25party. Yeah. I'm devastated. And then didn't talk to you. I'm devastated. I'm devastated. So he'd
03:29offered to drive people home. So I was like, I gotta go home. And immediately. Uh oh. I opened his
03:37window and just like, all I remember saying is, I feel so cute right now. I feel so cute. This
03:46girl's
03:46like, are you okay? I was like, listen, I feel really cute right now. I woke up the next morning
03:51with a very
03:52neat pile of puke next to my face. There's a trail of my clothes and accessories from my back door
03:59to
03:59my room. So clearly I must have taken them off at some point. One at a time. One at a
04:05time as I was
04:05going. Then I look at my computer, have a Facebook message from that guy. You left your phone at my
04:09house. And also my car was parked by his house. So you know what I had to do? I had
04:13to walk. I walked
04:14three miles. I get to my car. Immediately it starts raining. So I get in my car and just sit
04:18there. This is a
04:19saga. I'm just saying this is a tale for the ages. It is. Continue. I'm too nervous to go up
04:23because
04:24I'm embarrassed. I sit there for an hour. It stops raining. I get, I get out of my car. I
04:28go to his
04:29house. I knock on the door and he opens it. And I see that his roommates are there. Everyone's looking
04:34at me because they know me now. He hands me my phone. He turns around for a second because somebody
04:38said something. And when they all look back, I'm gone. I have disappeared. I saw the opportunity and I
04:43ran. And then I never talked to him for like eight months after that. To this day, this was really
04:48hard
04:49for me to talk about. And I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry, but now the whole internet knows. I actually
04:53have to say, Michael, that I think you're a great storyteller. You really just keep me on the edge.
04:57Like I'm sitting on the edge of this couch like, what's next? And what I learned from you is that
05:02you can't control your boobs.
