00:09Hello, Refinery29. How can I help you?
00:11So I've been here four years now and I mean we've talked about doing a reality show before
00:15but I mean there's so much that goes on in the office and it deserves to be seen.
00:19Seriously guys, we're doing this today. I totally forgot.
00:22I think it's about time Refinery29 had a reality show to be honest.
00:26It's pretty much like having 99 roommates and they're all messy and annoying.
00:29I love working here.
00:31I love Piera.
00:32I mean, obviously she has a temper.
00:35Wait, why didn't anyone tell me?
00:36Why didn't anyone tell me about this?
00:38Why didn't anyone tell me about this?
00:40Why didn't anyone tell me about this?
00:41Why didn't anyone tell me about this?
00:43Why didn't anyone tell me about this?
00:45We tell her, she just doesn't remember.
00:47Yeah, we have an awesome photo team.
00:49Like, we don't even need to use Photoshop.
00:51They get it right on the first time.
00:52We Photoshop everyone on the site.
00:55Connie's 4'2 in real life.
00:57I'm at least 4'4.
00:59The increase of sexual content on the site makes me really uncomfortable.
01:03I mean, the design department is pretty much a bunch of perverts.
01:06And I'm really sick of having to source images for kink.
01:08You know those kids in middle school who would make boobs on their TI-89 pluses?
01:13They finally found the cult.
01:15Hey, man.
01:15We're just doing our job.
01:16HR nightmare.
01:18HR nightmare.
01:20I get some emails from people, from fans, per se.
01:24They can be really, really funny and cute and inspiring, whatever.
01:27But I got this email yesterday from someone who just took a photo of the outside of my
01:32apartment.
01:33And I can't remember when I talked about my apartment on the site.
01:35But, you know, they really know me.
01:37I think it is so scary that Connie has this stalker.
01:40I mean, I would be terrified if I were, you know, going to bed at like 11 when Connie
01:44does and waking up at 6.
01:47I really like Connie.
01:48Oh, I, yeah, I have a few ideas about who Connie stalker might be.
01:53I think someone's stealing from the beauty closet because yesterday there were 19 lipsticks
01:57and today there are 17.
01:59Who's stealing from the beauty closet?
02:01Annie.
02:02Obviously Annie.
02:03Annie.
02:03Obviously.
02:04I'm not going to name names or point fingers.
02:07But, um, there was this one time, like, a little while ago or the other day, anyway,
02:12totally, like, the beauty closet was open.
02:14I did see, with my own eyes, someone kind of opened the beauty closet and definitely
02:20helped themselves.
02:21She's pretty much stealing from herself, so she's the worst thief ever.
02:24And as we all know, makeup just doesn't walk off on its own.
02:27We've done a lot of growing in the past four years, but we're at a really crucial, pivotal
02:31point and, like, a lot of changes are happening for better or worse, so.
02:36Hey!
02:36We're having a meeting!
02:38We're growing so fast.
02:39We have so many employees.
02:40This is the only place that we can even come and have a private conversation.
02:43What if there's a fire?
02:44You know, like, yeah, what's it like going to the bathroom and coming back with 175 unread
02:48messages?
02:49Is it something I love?
02:50No.
02:50I mean, but would I have it any other way?
02:53No.
02:53All right, guys.
02:54Thank you all for coming.
02:55I've got some big news that's going to change the way we do everything at Refinery29.
