00:00This is me, stranded in the ocean on a pirate ship my enemies trapped me on,
00:03and I have to survive long enough to escape to this island.
00:06Rasplint, you have escaped our prisons, you destroyed our castle, and raided our treasure room.
00:10This time, you're not getting out.
00:11You're stuck here with nothing.
00:13While it may look like I have no chance at escaping, I have a plan to get out of here.
00:16You see, what my enemies don't know is that I've smuggled aboard end crystals,
00:18breeze-fall anchors, and so much more.
00:20But if I'm not careful, I can end up at Sharkbait.
00:22Can I escape? Let's find out.
00:24What are you gonna do about it, Rasplint?
00:26I'll get out of here, like I always do.
00:27Ha! Yeah, he's stuck.
00:28He's stuck in here.
00:30He's actually gonna fucking get us no way out.
00:33There is no way out.
00:35Wait, what is he doing? Someone go check on him.
00:36My enemies were now onto me, and so I had to get ready to fight.
00:39Where is he, guys?
00:40Let me check down these stairs.
00:42Oh my gosh, he has crystals.
00:44Wait, guys, come check.
00:45Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:47Go, go, go, go, go.
00:49One more time, one more time, one more time.
00:50Let's go, go.
00:51Go, get him.
00:52Get him, get him.
00:53What?
00:54Careful, careful.
00:56What? He has aim.
00:57Uh-oh.
00:58Oh, no.
00:59Oh, gosh.
01:01He's trying to ship.
01:01Be careful, folks.
01:03Careful, careful.
01:04Where did he go?
01:05He has pots.
01:06He has pots.
01:07What?
01:07I don't know.
01:08There's only, like, one of you.
01:09That's almost him.
01:10That's literally just one.
01:11How does he get away every time?
01:12Don't let him know.
01:13He's gonna cripple you.
01:14Don't let him know.
01:15Ah!
01:15I got the cannons.
01:16Go, go, go, go, go.
01:17Get the cannons.
01:18Wait, what?
01:19Get the cannons.
01:19Get the cannons.
01:19I was willing to tie to battle, but my enemies also had weapons of their own.
01:22This is a TNT cannon, and in about five seconds, it's about to take out a chunk of my ship.
01:27Bye-bye, Rasplen.
01:28Wait, what?
01:29No.
01:31Oh, God.
01:34Oh, my God.
01:36I wouldn't last much longer on my ship if they kept firing, and so I had to come up with
01:40a plan and fast.
01:41If you remember earlier, my enemies boarded my ship using the bridge, but that got blown up.
01:44However, there is one other option.
01:46If I can climb to the top, then I might have a chance to jump to the other ship.
01:49But I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a lot of ladders to climb.
01:51Luckily, I brought materials to build a TNT launcher to boost myself to the top.
01:55Where are you gonna go now, Rasplen, Davy Jones locker?
01:58Your ship is sinking.
01:59Wait a damn minute.
02:00Is that a TNT cannon?
02:01Wait, where it is?
02:02It's gonna happen again.
02:03Oh, man.
02:04Oh, man.
02:04Oh, man.
02:05Oh, man.
02:05Oh, man.
02:06Oh, man.
02:06Oh, man.
02:07Oh, man.
02:07Oh, man.
02:08Oh, man.
02:11Oh, man.
02:13We're still getting.
02:14Oh, man.
02:15Wait, is he jumping?
02:21Oh, man.
02:26Guys, there's so many of us.
02:32Just kill him.
02:35Oh, my god.
02:37Oh, my god.
02:38Did you see this man?
02:40What does he have?
02:56Just keep healing don't forget to heal just keep healing
03:03He's gonna run out eventually
03:06Kill him now. Don't let him get too close to the edges
03:10Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
03:12He's heading away!
03:13He's heading back on the ship
03:18Mates head to the boats I'll be right there with you
03:21Wait what? You guys have escape boats?
03:23My enemies have secret escape boats on the other side of the ship
03:26But there's only a couple so I had to either get there first or defeat them
03:29Seeing as they were ahead of me I only had one option
03:31Yo someone hold them off he's gonna kill us all if we don't
03:34Oh god
03:35Oh no
03:36That's fine
03:36What more odds have you to do?
03:41Oh my god
03:43Oh my god
03:44Oh my god
03:46That's a lot of damage
03:47Oh my god
03:49Get your monster
03:50You're gonna speed
03:50Guys guys guys guys you gotta get him
03:52Okay
03:52Hey
03:54Oh no
03:54Oh
03:55You monster
03:56Moves
03:57How could you?
03:59You're not gonna you're not getting out of here
04:02Just stop trying
04:03And die
04:04Two more times
04:04Oh god
04:05Two more times
04:06Oh god
04:07Oh god
04:08Almost there
04:10Oh no
04:10I'm
04:11Guys come on we gotta get him now
04:13No!
04:13No!
04:15No!
04:15No!
04:18Wait, where's Parker?
04:21You fought well, Rasplen, but I'm afraid this thing's gonna go down.
04:25Say goodbye!
04:25Bye!
04:46Where am I?
04:48Wait, I made it to the island?
04:50What?
04:50I had successfully escaped my enemies and made it to safety.
04:53From evading their castle to escaping their prison, I had finally defeated my enemies once and for all.
04:59Except for one.
05:01Wait, Parker?