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Koffee With Karan S9 - 28th October 2026
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02:01Please welcome, then, the dashing Varun Dhawan and the lovely Jan B Kapoor.
02:34All right.
02:36I'm not that muted but thank you for coming back yet again.
02:40How many times have you been to the show?
02:41Maybe more than you.
02:42I've been here a lot.
02:43All right.
02:44Okay.
02:44So, what do we start talking about?
02:46This.
02:47This table.
02:48This table which I want to stand on for some reason.
02:50Which I think you should, every episode, you should start with using it as a drum.
02:53Can I stand on it?
02:55No.
02:55I just want to get it out of the way.
02:57Why do you want to do that?
02:57Because I just feel, it won't break now.
02:58You said this episode you're going to be calm and not do anything hectic.
03:02What is this?
03:03You're not sticking to your word.
03:04It is just a table.
03:05Can you go back and sit, please?
03:07I beg of you.
03:10Varun.
03:11No, now, the nervous energy is out now.
03:13Why are you nervous?
03:14He's not nervous.
03:14I get nervous around you.
03:15You get nervous around me?
03:17Yeah.
03:17I'm not doing anything to initiate any nervousness, I want to tell you.
03:20So, Varun, firstly, I want to start by saying that this is the first time you are on Coffee with
03:25Karan as a parent.
03:27Yeah.
03:27And so much has changed since Lara has come into your life.
03:31And what feels different about that?
03:32A lot has changed.
03:34I mean, my mornings are like very, very different now.
03:37Like earlier in the morning, I would have like a lot of time to myself.
03:40Now in the morning when I get up, I have my two-year-old running, jumping, trying to go on
03:46a slide a wrong way.
03:47So, me and Natasha are like almost like fielders.
03:49And it's a lot of fun, yeah.
03:51Just seeing the joy and the pureness in a child, it just brings a lot of joy to your heart.
03:55You know, when we were all at Sid's house together, I just realized in that moment, all three of them
04:00have daughters.
04:00That's amazing.
04:01Like, you know, Lara and Saraya and Raha.
04:04I never imagined that Alia would be the first to be a mom.
04:08You know, I always knew that Alia would be the first to have a kid.
04:11Because since we did Student, it's strange that she had always mentioned that she would love to have a child.
04:16Yeah.
04:16And I would find it bizarre because she was a kid herself.
04:19At 19, she was the last.
04:20Yeah, yeah. She always spoke about like children and wanting to have kids and all that stuff.
04:25I didn't think Sid would be the last.
04:27But yeah, I thought maybe it would be Alia, Sid, then me.
04:31I would be the last.
04:32I thought in fact, Sid would be the first.
04:34Okay.
04:34So now when you all meet, is there any kind of past awkwardness that comes back or you feel like
04:39too much time has passed?
04:40Yeah, I think Sid and me get along like really well whenever we meet.
04:43And where Alia is concerned, Alia and Ranbir are concerned, I think there's again a lot of warmth and a
04:48lot of conversation.
04:50Like when I see Ranbir as a parent.
04:51He's outstanding.
04:52He's amazing.
04:53He's his daughter.
04:54He's so good as a father.
04:56It's just like I feel really like ashamed.
04:59You're also very good as Lara.
05:00I've seen him.
05:01I'm damn good.
05:01But Lara and me get into a lot of fights, I feel.
05:03Lara and you get into fights.
05:04Yeah.
05:05She's two years old, Varun.
05:07What fight are you having with her?
05:09We get like on music.
05:10She's obsessed with Michael Jackson right now.
05:12But you don't want to listen to Michael Jackson?
05:13No, I want another song besides Beat It.
05:16She wants to hear Beat It like 68 times she'll play Beat It.
05:18Beat It, Beat It.
05:20I'm like Lara, can we just play something else?
05:22Yeah, but let her enjoy what she wants to listen to.
05:24No, no, I want to tell her Michael Jackson has like a bigger career than Beat It.
05:28She'll get to know.
05:29She'll get to know.
05:29But let's talk about the person who doesn't have a child.
05:31I was just, if you allow me, I was trying to find my way there for the last five years.
05:34She doesn't have a child by the way.
05:35I don't.
05:36No, unless.
05:38No, I don't, Karan.
05:39I really don't have a child.
05:40You don't have a child.
05:41Are we talking about your personal life?
05:43Yeah.
05:43You can talk about whatever you want to talk about.
05:45So are you officially dating Shikhar?
05:48Yeah, I am.
05:49Okay, okay.
05:49No, because we never articulate these things.
05:51No, but I am, you know, I've always thought about like why everyone's so cagey about this.
05:55Obviously, I don't want Nazar and I don't want to be overly like explicit about what's happening in my personal
06:00life.
06:00But also, I don't think people give that much of a fuck for us to be like, let's never.
06:05Okay, whatever.
06:05You can beep that out.
06:06But I just think it's overrated to be like, let no one ever know ever.
06:11Because everybody knows.
06:11I know, and so it's just kind of boring to be like tippy-toeing around it and it's not a
06:16big deal.
06:16So I've had quite a journey.
06:18You were dating and then you were dating Ishan post that.
06:21And then after that, there was another relationship.
06:26And then after that, Shikhar was always rock solid.
06:30And I remember this moment so clearly when mom passed away.
06:33And I remember when he came in, just the reaction I saw.
06:36And I realized at a distance that he's your man.
06:39Like he's your guy.
06:40Even if you weren't dating him at that time.
06:42Did you always have this feeling that this is my end game?
06:44I did.
06:45I feel like the consistency with which he's been in my life and through everything really.
06:50Even when we weren't romantically seeing each other.
06:52The minute he heard, I think he was studying in London.
06:55He took like half a semester off.
06:57Yeah.
06:57He came to Bombay and he used to stay in town with his dad then and he moved to his,
07:03which I only found out much later.
07:04He moved to his friend's house in Juhu for like a month.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Not that I was seeing him every day or anything like that.
07:10But later on, I just found out that he was like, no, in case she needs me, I just want
07:14to be around.
07:15And I think that aspect of his character, people pick up on really easily.
07:21Like even if you meet him for five minutes.
07:23That he's solid.
07:24He's a solid stand-up guy.
07:24I think you should have asked me about my relationship with Shikharul.
07:26Yeah, they have a very sweet.
07:27I have a lot to say about Shikhar.
07:29What do you have to say?
07:29We've held hands once.
07:32His baby status.
07:33Yeah.
07:34I would keep hearing about it.
07:35We've done two films.
07:36We've spent so much time Shikhar, Shikhar, Shikhar, Shikhar.
07:38This guy, this, that.
07:39Until I met Shikhar in person and I started instantly liking Shikhar more than Janvi.
07:44I don't know how I feel about that.
07:46You know, because Shikhar...
07:48Why are you possessive about Varun?
07:50Yeah, I am.
07:51I think even he knows I am.
07:52No, she is.
07:53She is very.
07:53But I just have...
07:55I don't know why.
07:56I have a lot of love for Shikhar.
07:57Literally, we were on a flight, I remember.
08:00We were coming back.
08:01Me, and for some reason, it's me, Janvi and Shikhar.
08:04That's it.
08:04And it's like a proper flight and it's empty.
08:06Now, me and Janvi were like the girls who are in love with Shikhar.
08:11It was a turbulent flight.
08:13And we hate turbulence.
08:14I'm scared.
08:14Even she's scared.
08:15Yeah, and so am I, by the way.
08:16So, I'm sitting here, Janvi is here.
08:18Shikhar is in the middle.
08:19She's saying Hanuman Chalisa.
08:22I'm saying Gayatri Mantar.
08:23And Shikhar is very relaxed.
08:25So, he's caught Janvi's hand and he's like,
08:28don't look out, Soma.
08:29And Janvi is behaving like a crazy person.
08:31Oh, Shikhar.
08:32Oh, my God.
08:33Oh, with every bump.
08:34And I'm getting more scared just hearing a sound.
08:36And at some point, Shikhar has caught my hand and Janvi's hand.
08:40And he's like, okay, okay.
08:42Yeah, baby, you're okay.
08:43Don't worry.
08:43Yeah, just reaching.
08:44Yeah, okay.
08:45It was really amazing.
08:48Oh, God.
08:49So, when did you realize that you all had this great friendship?
08:52I think when I broke the glass.
08:54You saw potential.
08:56Yeah, I saw potential.
08:56You broke a glass?
08:57Sorry, please, can you repeat?
08:58No, no, I met her at a party.
09:00No, I'll tell you the context.
09:01There was a problem with my dates for Bawal.
09:04You remember because of Mahi and all of that.
09:05And finally, my dates got cleared and I realized I was doing this film.
09:09And so, I was so excited when I saw him.
09:11I had a glass in my hand.
09:12I broke it in my hand.
09:14And he was coming to hug me and he was like, oh, my God.
09:17Have I made the biggest mistake of my life letting this girl get casted?
09:21But knowing me, I was…
09:22Is this the point you thought you should be her friend?
09:24This is the point I knew that we are going to become great friends.
09:26Yeah, because she's as whacked out as you are.
09:30I don't know why I've had this protective instinct towards Janvi from day one.
09:35I don't know why.
09:36I felt I should have that towards her.
09:38But till I got to know her and we discussed some really dark topics.
09:42Then I started protecting her.
09:43Then I started feeling this chick is a very hard chick.
09:45She's too hard.
09:46And then I started taking advice from her.
09:49Like emotionally fragile?
09:51No, no, no.
09:52Emotionally strong.
09:53Since we are on your topic and talking about how strong you are,
09:56it takes a lot of strength to deal with all the internet craziness that you have been subjected to in
10:03the last one or two years.
10:04Everybody knows Janvi Kapoor is sexy.
10:06But there is a difference and a fine line between being sexy and being sexualized.
10:10So what happened with the Perdi controversy, I know it really affected you in more ways than one because I
10:16spoke to you on the day it happened.
10:46You spoke to me through that process.
10:47I don't know why half of whatever that fiasco was because it weighs heavily on my conscience,
10:53the sort of negative impact a narrative like that can have on our society specific to my gender, right?
10:59And I think that shame I'll always carry with me.
11:02Could I have done more?
11:03Could I have been more vigilant?
11:04Could I have made a bigger scene?
11:06A hundred percent, yes.
11:07Was it problematic?
11:09Was it extreme objectification?
11:12Did it even propagate sexual assault narratively?
11:15Yes.
11:15But yeah, I mean, the only thing I can do is to ensure that that doesn't happen again.
11:19Again, I feel like I went through the beats of really beating myself up,
11:22of I should have been more vigilant, I should have made a bigger scene.
11:25And again, I don't like saying this because it sounds like I'm shifting blame.
11:30But you know what it's like, you feel like what the director is saying is professional,
11:33you know what the director is saying, you know what the director is saying, you know what the director is
11:34saying.
11:34So I was really navigating like how to make things less problematic as best I thought as in when information
11:42was becoming available to me.
11:44Because you know this, in the South there very rarely is a bound script.
11:48Yeah.
11:48And very rarely in those scripts do you see where the camera angles are.
11:51But having said that, I need to also take responsibility for my half of it.
11:55I do come from a place of privilege.
11:57I should have taken advantage of that because I'm going to get the shit for being privileged anyway.
12:02So I might as well have leveraged it, leveraged it.
12:05Right.
12:06And in short...
12:07But did you somewhere feel let down by the filmmaker?
12:08Did you feel disappointed at that time?
12:10Or you felt like he didn't mean to, but it so happened the way it unraveled?
12:14No, I feel like, God, I really get so conscious when I speak about this because I don't want to
12:20sound like I'm trying to be the victim here.
12:22Yeah.
12:22I mean, it was a violating experience in a way.
12:26I mean, I feel like both of you all have sort of been with me through the beats of me
12:30trying to articulate discomfort throughout the course of shooting, even post-production.
12:37But anyway, that doesn't matter.
12:38I think the good thing that came out of all of this is that maybe tomorrow someone else will think
12:43twice before they present a lead actress this way.
12:46Tomorrow if...
12:47Because the internet really, like, it was all over the place.
12:51No, but I'm glad.
12:52I'm glad because tomorrow when someone else says, you know what, I don't know if I'm fully comfortable with this,
12:57maybe they won't be looked at like an alien.
13:00Look, you live and learn and you know, you're young and obviously you will make sure this doesn't happen again.
13:05But who knew that something just happened, like, look at what happened with him being our meme factory here.
13:11That one smile becomes a national...
13:14But you started, by the way.
13:16I started it.
13:17It started from, I think, many years later, they picked up the student of the year grab.
13:22In the song.
13:23I was a student of the year grab.
13:25Yeah.
13:25Did you even think that this was going to go so crazy?
13:28Because actually, when everyone saw Border, everyone loved your performance.
13:32But I think the lead up to the release was where you got really, really, really trolled.
13:38I think this whole thing of these things happening, however these take place, whether it's a push narrative, not a
13:44push narrative, whatever it is.
13:45What I have realized over the time after maturing, which I think I have a little bit, is that the
13:50only flex that one should do is with your work.
13:53Like, I feel many years back, I came here and I flexed about how many hits I had and this
13:57and that and somewhere it jinxed me or something.
13:59I'll tell you what, it was a statement made about Ranbir and Ranbir and you said they haven't had, but
14:03I've had eight hits in a row.
14:06I don't want to correct you because also that will feel like a flex now.
14:09Eleven.
14:09Yeah.
14:10So, I don't want to flex and say anything in that matter because I just feel that when you're having
14:16success or when something becomes a success, I think it's sometimes better to just be like Ajay Devgan.
14:22Like Ajay Devgan?
14:22But he doesn't react.
14:23He's one guy I've seen through success or through failure, he looks at you the same way.
14:30It's amazing.
14:31He's rather amazing.
14:33Yeah.
14:33Do you feel also, Janhvi, that you're missing that one blockbuster moment in your career, that one moment to really
14:40kind of take you up there in the food chain?
14:43Yeah.
14:43See Karan, you know for that one aha moment where like critically you're 10 on 10, you have the best
14:48performance, your film is a huge blockbuster, it's a cult, like there are a lot of variables in place.
14:53Yeah.
14:54And most of which aren't in your hand.
14:56Yeah.
14:56Only your performances.
14:57Exactly.
14:57I think in the middle, I sort of lost the clarity that I entered the industry with, with this, I
15:02got to be commercial, I got to be commercial, I need that number.
15:05Because if you want to do another film, then your budget will change.
15:08That's it, that's it.
15:08But even if I was doing films like Gunjan and Millie and Good Luck Jerry, where the reach wasn't so
15:14much, the popularity wasn't so much and the risk was higher, there was at least some amount of respect that
15:20I had for myself.
15:21I think what I'm at right now, I'm chasing that more than anything else.
15:23I think Varun has really shown us that there's one facet of yours that can really contribute to your superstardom
15:31and I think we should have a look.
15:31I'm scared.
15:32And when you speak of privilege, darling, this is called screaming privilege.
15:37Have a look.
15:37I'm scared.
15:39I don't know what I am.
15:39I don't know.
15:40This is how you do a makeup.
15:41No, but I've not slept in many months, Varun.
15:45I've been working very hard.
15:47I've been dancing and I've been dancing.
15:48Dancing way on the road.
15:49Where are you dancing?
15:50I've been dancing and I've been promoting.
15:53I did Biduria.
15:53I was really sleeping.
15:56I'm not slept.
16:00Makeup like this.
16:02I've just spoken about my artistic person.
16:04She's saying don't they troll me.
16:06They say, how spoiled.
16:07That's stupid Napo.
16:10It's not true.
16:11I'm like this because I work hard.
16:13And she willingly monicottled.
16:15Is this willingly being done?
16:17She's very excited to do this.
16:19She's not looking excited at all.
16:21It's always been loose time.
16:22She's excited.
16:23She likes all of this.
16:23It's gross and we lose it.
16:25See, it's part of your process.
16:27It's part of her process.
16:27This is when we do makeup on this angle and the skin grows more.
16:31That is true.
16:32I wouldn't have released this as a two-part documentary.
16:36And send it to Cairns.
16:37It will compete with Homebound.
16:42I mean, is this how you ordinarily do your makeup only on your 14th day?
16:46No, no, no.
16:47I was doing double shifts.
16:49She works a lot.
16:50What is the worst fight y'all have ever had?
16:52We've had some bad fights.
16:53As I said, feel free to spill the beans on our very favourite couch.
16:56I think Panwadi.
16:58We've gotten pretty good.
16:59Panwadi, we had a very bad fight.
17:00Panwadi was bad.
17:00He was, should I say?
17:02I can be open.
17:02We're all friends here.
17:04We're all friends.
17:04He's farted also in front of me.
17:06So I can say.
17:06Farted, I can imagine.
17:08But like that, that I've also heard.
17:09But what happened at Panwadi?
17:11I don't know what was happening.
17:11You screamed at him.
17:12Screamed?
17:13She didn't look at me.
17:14I was looking at the camera and dancing.
17:15I'm saying look at me.
17:17We are in that position where I'm in love with you.
17:19And you are also in love with me.
17:20But we're hiding it.
17:21Just the timing wasn't matching.
17:22But I gave him looks.
17:23No, no, no.
17:24She gave me bitchy looks.
17:25No, it's not bitchy.
17:26I said at least give me loving looks.
17:31She was just, she had become Shri Devi from Ladla.
17:34What about when I fought with both of you?
17:37Oh yeah, by the way, everyone should know this.
17:39In this room, there are two people who Karan stopped talking to.
17:42Yeah.
17:42He like just ghosted us and he stopped talking and she knew you were fighting with her.
17:46I didn't know you were fighting with me.
17:47Yes.
17:48But I knew he was fighting with you.
17:49Yeah, but for one week, I don't think Karan is capable of fighting with me in my head.
17:53He called you a child.
17:55I called him a child.
17:56He firstly.
17:57Which there's nothing to get so offended about.
17:59One minute.
18:00I still stand by that.
18:01I was releasing a film of mine and you came on that same date.
18:04I am not supposed to be upset.
18:06But Karan, I told you that if I might have to come on that date.
18:08You said might, but you weren't announcing your date and I had to come because there are no dates.
18:12And then you come on a date and I was quiet.
18:14I didn't reply.
18:14I didn't pick up your call.
18:16I just didn't reply to your messages.
18:17Then what got me really upset is when you sent me a message and said stop acting like a child.
18:23Yeah.
18:24By then, I thought I was-
18:25But why is that so offensive?
18:28You're trying to age and look like a child.
18:31No.
18:31I never told you I want to look like a child.
18:35Firstly, there is a boundary.
18:37I love you and you know that.
18:38Yeah.
18:39And we are friends as well.
18:40But there is some kind of boundary.
18:42That message, you were not even catching what I was saying.
18:44You said, okay there is a maternal, paternal sorry.
18:47Paternal.
18:48Paternal.
18:48There is a paternal relationship here.
18:50Paternal also.
18:51Paternal relationship.
18:52So I tell my dad also that why you behave like a child.
18:55Or I tell my mother also.
18:56So I-
18:56You can't say what you want to your dad and mom.
18:57So it's the same thing.
18:58No, no.
18:59I feel it's the same thing.
19:00And Janvi and I have had-
19:01And Janvi, Janvi and I have had-
19:04We behaved like it was a breakup.
19:06Yeah, yeah.
19:06Like I was behaving like-
19:07I feel yours was a real fight.
19:09Ours was a one-sided fight.
19:10There was a lot of pain.
19:12There was never a lot of pain.
19:13There was pain.
19:13But this was a proper fight you feel?
19:15I was hurt with both of you.
19:17I gained weight when we stopped talking.
19:19I became 6 kgs heavier.
19:21I started losing weight after we started talking.
19:23I solved your fight by the way.
19:23I solved the fight.
19:24Why don't you say what happened?
19:25So I was still sending you-
19:26Karan's birthday was there and obviously I was not invited initially.
19:31Then obviously I worked my thing and then I got invited again.
19:34I changed my release date basically.
19:36I changed it.
19:37Yes.
19:37Who are you talking to talk to me?
19:39Oh sorry.
19:39Because of my selfless nature.
19:40And then at his birthday I just felt that you know when two people who love each other are having
19:45differences they should just forgive each other and be with each other.
19:49And I knew that if Janvi shows up and you see her you'll meld.
19:53Of course I will.
19:53And she was like literally going on.
19:56Mera bhi.
19:57Mera jagda chalu hai.
19:58Mera toh khatami nye hoda hai.
19:59Tera kase ho gaya.
20:00Mera.
20:01She also got upset that you patched up with me.
20:03Yeah.
20:03How I patched up.
20:04Thanks to Amrit.
20:06And then I told Janvi that just come.
20:08Come for the birthday and he'll make up with you.
20:10And she said I'm not dressed well and all that stuff.
20:12I said that anyway not most of the time.
20:14So then she came.
20:15And you saw her and you.
20:16Of course.
20:18Then I cried and she cried and we became okay.
20:20I don't think that you should be allowed to be angry with me.
20:23What do you mean by that stage?
20:24I think you can be upset.
20:26But you can't be angry.
20:27I was not.
20:28I was not angry.
20:29I was hurt.
20:29You were talking about ending relationships.
20:32I am not.
20:32I was never going to.
20:33Yeah you said.
20:34Karan you said very dramatic shit.
20:36Like oh but it's not going to be the same now.
20:39Even I.
20:40Once a lot of people have disappointed me.
20:42But this Varun.
20:43This hurt.
20:44This hurt me.
20:45I did not speak like this person.
20:46Not with this.
20:47This performance that you are giving.
20:48It was not.
20:49You became Bachchan from Ketri ji.
20:51Why?
20:52I am big.
20:53It's my right.
20:54It's my right.
20:55You said it.
20:56And I was like.
20:57I'll kill you again.
21:01What utter and complete nonsense.
21:03But anyway all's well that ends well and it was all fine.
21:07It's all good.
21:07It's all more than good.
21:08It's all good in the hood.
21:10When are you getting married?
21:11Not for another 2-3 years for sure.
21:12Alright.
21:13But you all have kept it together because you have been surrounded by break ups.
21:17Yeah.
21:17Whether there was Arjun and Malla and then of course Vedang and Khushi.
21:21There's Veer and Tara as well.
21:23They all three broke up around you.
21:26But we manage with each other even through our own separate break ups with other people.
21:30So we're very good at that.
21:32And you?
21:33Are okay meeting your exes?
21:34Yeah see.
21:35I'm married.
21:36Now the rest of those who want to do their exes, they can do what they want.
21:41I'm happy in this zone.
21:43And she will be happy in this zone in three years.
21:45I feel she'll be very happy in this zone.
21:47Once she puts tail on her head and wears a kaftan and walks around the house and all.
21:51That's the zone she wants to be in.
21:53That's the real genre.
21:54That's the real me.
21:56Put tail in your head and walk around in a kaftan.
21:57Tail she loves putting on the head.
21:59Yeah.
21:59He's 99% of the time seen me like that.
22:01And kaftan.
22:02Yeah.
22:03She wants to.
22:04I'm like Batman.
22:05Shikhar calls me Batman because I'm flying across.
22:08That is all Janvi is.
22:09When this full image you said you know people think of you sexy and this and that.
22:14I'm like I don't see it.
22:15I don't know because that kaftan image is so ingrained in me.
22:18You don't think Janvi is sexy?
22:19I don't think it's possible for him to think.
22:21I used to.
22:21Then I got to know her.
22:22Then I'm like bro.
22:25I'm like I don't know what you're all talking about.
22:27I know this girl.
22:29I don't see it anymore.
22:30I just see the kaftan now.
22:31For me she's wearing a golden kaftan right on this side.
22:36I've tried very hard today.
22:38You know you're both officially paagal.
22:41And I want to tell you since this is our last season of Coffee with Karan.
22:46Every episode we're going to take you down memory lane.
22:48How do you feel about that?
22:51Do you feel like it's time?
22:52Or do you feel like?
22:53Yeah.
22:53No it is time.
22:54I think it is time.
22:55No I don't think that is a bad one.
22:56It is time.
22:57I don't know how I will feel when I shoot the very last episode.
23:01I have a feeling I will get emotional.
23:03But right now it's still seeming just like a thought I have made and a decision I have made.
23:08Sorry not a thought.
23:09A decision I have made and I'm happy having made this decision.
23:12But y'all have had individual journeys and let's have a look.
23:15Oh my god.
23:20I just had that dream in me.
23:22So cute.
23:22That fire was burning always.
23:23It's still burning and hopefully it will always be burning.
23:26Thank you Obama.
23:28Together we can.
23:29Honestly Karan every time I get anxious or hyper in a situation I ask myself rapid fire questions.
23:34Why?
23:34It calms me down.
23:35Suppose I have to say Ranveer, Ranveer and Varun if you had to kill Mary hook up who would you?
23:39Just remember all three of my friends.
23:41This is very awkward.
23:43She loves a sack.
23:44Oh my god.
23:45Oh my god.
23:46What is this?
23:47Why are you blowing her?
23:49Stop it.
23:49She's taking her shoes off.
23:50Can I sit like this?
23:52Yeah.
23:52Firstly you have put your feet up.
23:54Now you are putting your hair up.
23:56I mean why are you untravelling yourself?
23:57I'm sorry.
23:58I would like to win this.
23:59Three people on your speed dye list.
24:01Papa, Khushu and she...
24:05Yeah so I already admitted it.
24:07Have you considered Varun as an option?
24:09Damn.
24:09What?
24:13Why?
24:14Why?
24:14Why is he coming on top of the team?
24:16Flirty message you received from a Bollywood actor that made you laugh.
24:19Can I see all your beauty spots?
24:21How many do you have?
24:22I know what this is.
24:23Really?
24:25What do you like?
24:26Missionary?
24:27Chogi?
24:27Oh god.
24:28Helicopter.
24:29Are you a bit of a sex guru?
24:30Sure.
24:31Karan ya.
24:32This is my favourite.
24:35Change of language.
24:42What is going on?
24:44Okay.
24:47Janvi, you have a scandalous Finsta.
24:49I do.
24:50It's called Bholi Si Sura.
24:51I had to cancel my account after this.
24:56Describe the actor or imitator.
24:57Who is Cherikopachan?
25:00This is, you know why this is crazy.
25:02Who is Cherikopachan?
25:03Pachante.
25:04Who is Cherikopachan?
25:06Who is Cherikopachan?
25:11Who is Cherikopachan?
25:11Who is Cherikopachan?
25:12Who is Cherikopachan?
25:13Get it?
25:14It's Hintiq Roshan.
25:16Are you all right?
25:17What has he done?
25:18What?
25:18It's Hintiq Roshan.
25:20It's Hintiq Roshan.
25:21It's Hintiq Roshan.
25:21And how much is it?
25:22Oh, man.
25:24It's Hintiq Roshan.
25:25It's Hintiq Roshan.
25:26This is Hintiq Roshan.
25:27It's Hintiq Roshan.
25:29Gunit Mongia.
25:30Gunit Mongia is not her.
25:32Oh.
25:32Monga.
25:33Oh.
25:34Gunit Mongia.
25:34This is the same.
25:35This is your best look.
25:38This is a good look.
25:39That's also good.
25:40He has won it again.
25:41Gunit Mongia.
25:43One film you are embarrassed to have never seen.
25:45I'm going to see Kuch Kuch Huta tomorrow.
25:47What?
25:50You saw it?
25:51Yeah, I saw it.
25:52Can you weigh each other?
25:54You're going to be like...
25:56She picked me up, bro.
25:57She's strong.
25:58Let's lift him.
26:00You're looking so cute.
26:02Yeah, you're looking very cute.
26:04Oh, God.
26:05I've forgotten how mad you are Varun.
26:08I've just forgotten.
26:09And you're only jumping on the couch.
26:10One moment is so viral about that.
26:12Yeah, that went crazy.
26:13But you know, just seeing this,
26:14I mean, it really does make you very nostalgic and emotional.
26:17Yeah.
26:17Give you a hug.
26:18Seeing this.
26:19It's going to be the end of this journey.
26:21Wait, I'm feeling formal.
26:22This is like when you were made up before I did.
26:24Well done.
26:29I ain't going anywhere.
26:30No, but I mean, yeah, you're not going to be doing this anymore.
26:32But listen, your cheeks have gone now.
26:33Yeah, but on a serious note,
26:35I want to ask you that now that you're not doing this,
26:37you think I can replace you?
26:38You can.
26:39Yeah.
26:39Why don't you?
26:40I think you'll make a good talk show host.
26:42If they paid you 100 crores, will you come back?
26:44I'll be back.
26:46Faster than light.
26:48All right.
26:48Okay. Now I think it's about time.
26:50It's time.
26:50To play some fun game.
26:52Okay.
26:52All right.
26:53We're going to head to the Weezer power zone to play some fun games.
27:01All right.
27:02This is our games round.
27:03This is where my Burabe ka Chashma comes on.
27:07All right.
27:07It's now time to bring out your competitive, playful side.
27:11Okay.
27:11In front of you, there will be the line Lisa Hayden says.
27:15Yeah.
27:16You have to say this line, Jaanvi, starting with you.
27:21Let's do it like two anchors on a news channel announcing breaking news.
27:25So the country wants to know.
27:27Because one day the word was used.
27:29Vatavaran.
27:30What is this Vatavaran?
27:32We need to know.
27:33Ma'am, please.
27:34Because I was like, oh my God.
27:37I love that word.
27:37But what does it mean?
27:39What does it mean?
27:40You really don't know what it means.
27:42Ayaan said it means vibe.
27:43You don't know the meaning of vibe.
27:44Yeah, but from then, no.
27:46Ma'am, ma'am, one second.
27:46Don't interject me.
27:47Don't insult me.
27:48He is insulting me.
27:49I'm feeling attacked.
27:50Oh, he attacked me.
27:51Then on.
27:52He attacked me.
27:53He attacked me.
27:55All the time.
27:56Like, you know, I love the Vatavaran of this club.
27:58What is wrong in that?
27:59I love the Vatavaran of this club.
28:00What is wrong?
28:01Is it true that the girls used to use it all the time?
28:03They used to say, I love the Vatavaran.
28:04She's being sexy.
28:05Okay.
28:06She's being sexy.
28:07Off tune.
28:08Say the same thing in a seductive tone.
28:10One day, he used a word.
28:15Vatavaran.
28:15And I was like, oh my god.
28:17I love that word.
28:20Vatavaran.
28:21And I was like, what does that mean?
28:24Okay.
28:25Do it like a rap.
28:25Yo.
28:26Ji.
28:26I go like, ah.
28:28I didn't know the word used here.
28:30Vatavaran.
28:31And I was like, oh my god.
28:32Ji.
28:33I love that word.
28:34What does it mean?
28:35And I'm like, oh.
28:36I am nikaha.
28:37It means wipe.
28:38So maybe just wipe.
28:39And from then on, me and the girls used to go like, all the time.
28:42You know, I love the Vatavaran of this club.
28:44And I just love the Vatavaran of this bar.
28:47What are you going to say, Uncle K Joe?
28:49Yo.
28:49Yo.
28:50Okay.
28:51Like Kim Kardashian.
28:52Oh my god.
28:54I heard this word.
28:56Vatavaran.
28:57And I was like, oh my god.
28:58I love that word.
29:01What does it mean?
29:02And apparently, it means vibe.
29:05Oh my god.
29:05I love that it means vibe.
29:08Alright.
29:09Like Ritik Roshan.
29:11What?
29:11Okay, so.
29:13One day, he used a word.
29:15Vatavaran.
29:16And I was like, oh my god.
29:19I love that word.
29:20What does it mean?
29:21What does it mean?
29:23What does it mean?
29:25It's a vibe.
29:26It's just a vibe.
29:28And from then on, me and the girls used to go all the time.
29:31All the time.
29:32You know, I love, love Vatavaran.
29:35You've changed the word Vatavaran.
29:38No, no, no, no.
29:38Sorry, sorry.
29:39I've made it really more call.
29:40He's not?
29:41Unable to pronounce English.
29:43I'm not his mimic.
29:44I don't answer my mimic.
29:45Alright.
29:45This is the buzz around Bollywood and GK trivia quiz.
29:48You have to.
29:49Yeah.
29:50And then answer.
29:51Okay.
29:51If you forget, you get a minus point.
29:53What's a David Dhawan movie title that is mathematically incorrect?
30:00You should know this buzz.
30:02Eko re gyara.
30:03Correct.
30:03Points there.
30:04Guess these Sridevi films from their English translations.
30:07Okay.
30:08The one with guts.
30:09Guts?
30:10Guts?
30:11Himmat.
30:12Himmatwala.
30:13No, I said it.
30:15I gave it to you.
30:15But it came in my head before you said it.
30:17Alright.
30:18What is a peak, apex or a mountain top called in Sanskrit?
30:22Shikhar.
30:23Yeah.
30:23Oh, wow.
30:24Well done.
30:25Name Kim Kardashian's daughter named after a drag ship.
30:27North West.
30:28Alright.
30:29What is Dwayne The Rock Johnson's debut film?
30:32Rundown.
30:33The Rundown.
30:34No.
30:34Scorpion King, sorry.
30:35No.
30:36Scorpion King is his...
30:37No, wrong.
30:38It's The Mummy Returns.
30:39Oh, yeah.
30:39He first came in that and then he did Scorpion King.
30:41Alright.
30:41He did a cameo with that.
30:42In the 1979 film, The Great Gambler, Boni Kapoor has an uncredited acting role as whose body double?
30:48Anil Kapoor?
30:49Rajesh Khanna.
30:49No.
30:50Anil Kapoor?
30:50No.
30:51Amitabh Bachchan.
30:51Like, wow.
30:52He's tall.
30:53Yeah, it makes sense.
30:53Which of the following David Dhawan films is inspired by a Shakespearean play, Diwana Mastana,
30:58Banar Sibabu, Gharwali Baharwali?
31:02Definitely.
31:03Diwana Mastana?
31:04No.
31:05Gharwali Baharwali.
31:06Banar Sibabu.
31:06It's Banar Sibabu.
31:08It's inspired by the taming of the shrew.
31:10It's very alike.
31:10If you see them, it's exactly the same.
31:12Okay.
31:12What is the small dot over the letters I and J called?
31:17Bindi?
31:19Mathrabindi.
31:20What?
31:21Chandra Bindi.
31:22No, the English one.
31:23No, that's a Hindi thing.
31:24No, what do you want?
31:25A dot over?
31:25Yeah, what is the dot called?
31:26What is the small dot over the letters I and J called?
31:29Like a heart.
31:30I make them helps.
31:31Can I say a heart?
31:32No.
31:32It's Tittle.
31:33What?
31:34Tittle.
31:35I'll name my 21st dog Tittle.
31:37Alright.
31:38Unscramble.
31:39Yes, we all know you have 19 dogs.
31:41Unscramble the following movie titles.
31:44Will Della.
31:46Delwale.
31:47Correct, she was right.
31:48Will Della.
31:50Aplavuva.
31:52Love Yapa.
31:53He said.
31:54Y'all both get that.
31:54I said it first.
31:56I am the he.
31:56He meant me, he pointed at me.
31:57I'm sorry, I meant she.
31:59Next one.
32:02Three.
32:03No, I said it.
32:03No, I said it Baram but you buzzed after you said it.
32:06It doesn't matter.
32:07Can't we I said it.
32:07Just take it easy.
32:08Okay, I'll give it to both of you.
32:09Identify the following Hollywood film titles from their Hindi translations.
32:13Junoon.
32:15Junoon.
32:16Passion.
32:17No, what is Junoon?
32:18Obsession.
32:19Obsession.
32:19But I pressed the horn.
32:20He gave the answer.
32:21It's not a horn.
32:22It's a buzzer.
32:24It's not a horn.
32:25Who's more horny?
32:26Okay.
32:26Pichle Kamre.
32:27Back rooms.
32:28Correct.
32:29We saw this together.
32:30We did.
32:30Kali Vidwa.
32:32Black Widow.
32:32Black Widow.
32:33I said it first.
32:33I got the point.
32:34How many months have 28 days in them?
32:38Feb.
32:38Feb is one month.
32:40How many months?
32:41Sorry.
32:41One month.
32:42How many months have 28 days in them?
32:44All months.
32:44All months have 28 days in them.
32:46Some have 31 also and 30 also.
32:48But they definitely have 28 days.
32:50It's a trick question.
32:51It's a trick question.
32:52It's a mind game.
32:52It's a trick question.
32:53You didn't say this is a mind game.
32:54Karan, as a host you should explain this.
32:55Next season when I take over I'll explain the rules better.
32:58Just letting you know.
32:59Vibe with Varun.
33:01Name three Bollywood movies and whoever buzzes first gets the ask.
33:05Three Bollywood where the lead actress has a double role.
33:08Chalba, Sita, and Gita.
33:10Now, say.
33:11Chalba, Sita, and Gita.
33:14Chalba, Sita, and Gita.
33:15Yes.
33:15And what about that?
33:17And what about that?
33:17And what about that?
33:18Tell me.
33:19Tell me.
33:20Tell me.
33:21Tell me.
33:21Tell me.
33:22Tell me.
33:26Chalba, Sita, and Gita.
33:27What about that?
33:29Two Bollywood.
33:30Yeah.
33:32Alright.
33:32But you also couldn't think of the third one I wanted.
33:34I couldn't think of it in one.
33:36Alright.
33:37Guess the name of the movie from these descriptions.
33:40And they're badly written plots by the way.
33:42You feel these are bad films?
33:44No, I never said that.
33:45You just said you feel the plots are badly written.
33:48I said it's a badly written plot description.
33:51These films have bad producers you're trying to say.
33:55A Punjabi man will do anything to fund his trip to Australia.
33:58Sing is king.
33:59Correct.
34:00A woman with an identity crisis dances at night and makes it everyone's problem.
34:05Dances at night?
34:07No.
34:08She doesn't dance at night.
34:11Sorry.
34:12Bhol Bholaiya.
34:13Oh, yeah.
34:14He's an IPS officer but he's a little shy about it.
34:17Like he's coy.
34:19What are you saying?
34:20No, no.
34:21You're saying he's an IPS officer but he's shy.
34:23IPS officer and he's shy.
34:23Yeah.
34:24Wanted.
34:25Alright.
34:25He's not shy.
34:26He's murdering people.
34:28Yeah, yeah.
34:28But see the plot.
34:29It's a badly written plot.
34:31It's a badly.
34:32You criticize my father's film.
34:33It's a badly explained plot.
34:34Yeah.
34:35Like the film is bad.
34:36No.
34:37I laughed wanted.
34:38Okay.
34:39So now it's a dance off.
34:40You all can come a little ahead.
34:41Okay.
34:42So each song I will score you out of five based on how well you perform.
34:45Are you ready?
34:46Yeah.
34:46Do these following hook steps but in reverse.
34:49Okay.
34:50The one legged step from the song Rung from Sky Force.
34:54No, but reverse.
34:56I can't.
34:57Yeah.
34:57Yeah, like that.
34:58He's hitting it down.
34:58I can't jump.
34:59My mic will fall.
35:00What have you done?
35:01He's reversing.
35:02See the real step is like that.
35:04So then reverse it.
35:05Yeah, like this.
35:06Like a reverse cycle.
35:07Yeah, we both got this point.
35:09He's getting it up.
35:09This is Veer's viral step.
35:10Okay.
35:11Produced by Dino.
35:12You can keep the shoes off.
35:13Okay.
35:13Are you friends with Dino?
35:15I'm very friendly.
35:15Jumejo Pathan.
35:16Jumejo Pathan.
35:18Okay.
35:18Now Jumejo Pathan do in slow motion.
35:24It's this one.
35:26That's the middle step.
35:28The hook step is.
35:28No, this is the right step.
35:29No, it's.
35:30Then I win.
35:31Sure, sure.
35:32It's looking.
35:32This is not the.
35:33What are you doing?
35:34It's in slow motion.
35:35Why do you make everything so like.
35:37Don't say it down.
35:39You know what she's doing?
35:40She's doing like.
35:40She's like this.
35:43This is not how Osharokhan done.
35:45I've never met a Pathan like this.
35:46There's no Pathan like this.
35:48I'm doing it in slow motion.
35:49Okay, mine.
35:50Okay.
35:51Now.
35:52Now.
35:53Do.
35:53Can you go back?
35:54What are you doing?
35:55Janavi.
35:57Okay.
35:58All right.
35:59Now.
35:59It is time for our last part of this game.
36:01Please wear your heels.
36:02Thank you so much for dancing quite rather badly.
36:05I want to tell you.
36:05Who won this round but.
36:07Neither have won.
36:08And I give you all both a big zero for this dance.
36:09I did the Pathan thing correct no?
36:11Yeah.
36:11You did but it was not so.
36:13Not nice.
36:14Now.
36:14It's time for the decider round.
36:16Okay.
36:16It's phone a celeb.
36:17This is our popular hey Karan.
36:19It's me.
36:19But with a slight twist.
36:21You need to call any friend of yours in the movie industry.
36:24A celebrity.
36:25And say.
36:26Hey listen.
36:26I heard.
36:27I can't believe you did it finally.
36:28I'm shocked.
36:29Okay.
36:31Hello.
36:32Yes.
36:33Bro.
36:33I can't believe.
36:34You really did it.
36:35What?
36:36What?
36:36What happened?
36:40What happened?
36:40What happened?
36:41After the last episode.
36:43They're saying that you got this thing done.
36:45I don't know.
36:45No, no.
36:46But they're saying you did it.
36:47Did what?
36:48You said that word.
36:49I must have said something.
36:51I don't know.
36:52No, no.
36:53But you didn't mean to.
36:54I'm chilling at my girlfriend.
36:55But did you say it?
36:56I don't know.
36:57Maybe I must have said it.
36:59Okay.
36:59I'm kidding.
37:00Right now.
37:01I'm with Karan.
37:02He's on Samay.
37:03He's on coffee with Karan.
37:04You have to say hey Karan.
37:05It's me.
37:06And he wins a point.
37:07Oh, hey Karan.
37:07It's me.
37:08Thank you, Samay Rana.
37:09See, this is how you should be on coffee with Karan.
37:11Come out.
37:12Tell me the truth about your girlfriend.
37:13Yeah.
37:14Love you.
37:16Oh, nobody's answering your call.
37:17Oh, so sorry.
37:18Should I call more people?
37:19No.
37:19No.
37:20You can.
37:21Janu.
37:22I heard, dude.
37:23Oh my god.
37:24What?
37:25I just can't believe you finally did it.
37:27Did what?
37:29I am in shock, Ori.
37:31I didn't think you would.
37:32I mean, you kept telling me but I'm in shock.
37:35I did it.
37:37I did it.
37:38It was me.
37:39What's up?
37:39I love to be talked about.
37:41But they're like talking shit.
37:42Tell you that your counterpart has spoken a lot about you.
37:47Anyway, I get the point.
37:48Now say, hi Karan.
37:49It's me.
37:49I think I'm going to get the most point.
37:50You clocked it.
37:51Why?
37:52Because you faked me out.
37:53Shikhar?
37:54Shikhar picked up my phone.
37:55Shikhar?
37:56She tried to call you but you didn't answer her call.
37:58Picked up my call.
37:59It just shows that Shikhar is loyal to me.
38:01You have called Shikhar?
38:02Yeah.
38:02Shikhar, you'll have to say, hey Karan.
38:04It's me and Varun will win a point.
38:05Shikhar, don't say it because I need a point.
38:08Ania has called me.
38:09I'm going to send a call.
38:10No, no, she didn't.
38:10I called her Ania.
38:11She chose Ori over you.
38:13That's the story of your life anyway.
38:15Just say, hey Karan, it's me.
38:16I guess Varun gets the point.
38:17Hey Karan, it's me.
38:18Thank you, Shikhar.
38:20Okay.
38:20Thank you, thank you, Shikhar.
38:21She's in New York.
38:22It's over.
38:23Janavi, it's over.
38:23No, wait, I can call Veer.
38:26It's over.
38:27Veer, I heard what happened.
38:29What?
38:29But like you didn't think about it or what before saying this?
38:33What are you saying?
38:35Why did you say that about your posta?
38:39I'm not listening actually.
38:41Just say, hey Karan, it's me.
38:44Hey Karan, it's me.
38:45She gets a point.
38:47Okay.
38:47All right.
38:48Okay.
38:48Now, that puts an end.
38:50It's a tie.
38:51No, you win, you win.
38:52I win?
38:53You answered more.
38:54Yeah, I was very bad in the quiz.
38:56Janavi wins by one point.
38:57All right, great.
38:58Congratulations.
38:59Congratulations.
38:59You have won the game round.
39:01But remember, there's the rapid fire left.
39:04All right.
39:05Congratulations, Janu.
39:07Well done.
39:07Hot stuff.
39:08Hot stuff.
39:10Very appropriately given to you.
39:14But close one.
39:15And now, you have to fight it out, Barun, in our next and final round, which is the rapid
39:20fire.
39:20Wait, this is the last ever rapid fire we'll ever do on this couch.
39:25Yeah.
39:25Ever.
39:26This is the last one.
39:26This is the last one.
39:27We have a twist and a surprise.
39:30Oh.
39:31Ishtar here?
39:32To judge your rapid fire round, we have a special guest.
39:36A special guest who needs no introduction.
39:39I don't want to-
39:40The guests will come here?
39:40Yes.
39:41They won't be here during the rapid fire?
39:43They will be.
39:43They will be.
39:44They will be?
39:44Yes.
39:45So, they're coming now?
39:46They are coming now.
39:50Yeah, we knew it.
39:51We knew it.
39:52They will recognize his face.
39:54I just said-
39:55What is this?
39:56What is this?
39:57What is this?
39:58I was just saying that I was missing Arjun after seeing that.
40:00After seeing what?
40:01After seeing-
40:02That video of your-
40:03What is this?
40:04Actually, this episode will not be complete without me.
40:06Welcome back.
40:07Of course it doesn't.
40:08It isn't.
40:08He is our favorite guest on Coffee with Karan.
40:12All right.
40:12Just remember who-
40:13Arjun Kapoor in the house.
40:14I remember who my family is.
40:15But if I remember who-
40:16Exactly.
40:17Arjun Kapoor in the house, ladies and gentlemen.
40:19Arjun has always been in part of the most fun interactions on the show.
40:24When he's come as a guest.
40:25When he's come as a special guest.
40:27And in this case, he's our very, very, very, very special guest.
40:30We are very grateful to you for doing this for us.
40:32Thank you so much.
40:33And before this judging starts, we would like to honor Arjun with-
40:40Honor?
40:40The lifetime achievement.
40:41Oh, wow.
40:42My first award in my life.
40:44With a throwback.
40:45Oh, okay.
40:46Please have a look.
40:47He's coming on this show also.
40:50No!
40:50No way!
40:52You are a bigger continuity than this couch.
40:54This is Kiss with Arjun.
40:56Fucker up, baby.
40:57I've done a lot of blasphemous shit.
40:58Slept with my friend's girlfriend.
41:01No one was like me.
41:04Been heartbroken.
41:05Every morning.
41:06Have you eaten a full pizza in one go?
41:08You have not eaten?
41:09What happened?
41:10Did you eat anything?
41:12Drunk-dialed an ex.
41:15Got hit on by a woman.
41:18Hooked up with an older woman.
41:23I don't even know what's happening.
41:25I'm feeling violated already.
41:28Like that, they have jumped on top of me.
41:30He's my husband.
41:30He's my husband.
41:31Now, cut to there will be 300 articles coming in that Saif is upset.
41:34With her, I can talk absolute rubbish.
41:36With her, I have to listen when she talks absolute rubbish.
41:40There's Fortune Heights where she stays and we have Fortune Knights.
41:43And if you're fortunate, you get invited to the Knights at Heights.
41:46What a cameo.
41:47What a cameo.
41:48What a cameo.
41:49You're so, so bad that I think we should give this hamper to charity.
41:52To Arjun for coming on the show.
41:55Hamper charity?
41:55Because I don't think we need to serve it.
41:58That's so good.
42:03I mean, what did I say?
42:06Arjun's got the best sense of humor.
42:08That he does.
42:09Thank you for being the official mascot for Coffee with Cara.
42:12I think girls and me, we should all applaud Arjun.
42:18You know, I was going to say I should replace you but I think Arjun should replace you.
42:21Arjun will become a very good talk show host.
42:23That is true.
42:24He'll be amazing.
42:24But is he coming on every episode like this or are we special?
42:27No, we should feel special.
42:28No, no, I'm exclusive to family.
42:31I'm suddenly feeling very comfortable now.
42:33Now you're feeling comfortable.
42:34Aren't you feeling he's like a safety blanket?
42:36Like a teddy bear.
42:37I wouldn't call him a teddy bear.
42:38I'm again feeling a bit violated.
42:39Like a stress toy.
42:42I'm a stress ball she has called me.
42:44A what?
42:44I'm feeling at home.
42:45You're a stress ball.
42:47I'm sorry you're having a bad time on Coffee.
42:49She has called you charity.
42:51She has called you a stress ball.
42:52Sweet, of course.
42:53Alright, Janu, shall we start with you?
42:55So what am I doing?
42:56I'm supposed to-
42:56You are supposed to hear the answers and please don't give them an indication or help them.
42:59Don't do what I did with all the others where I gave my one-one liners.
43:02You can if they're stumbling.
43:04After the answer.
43:04And every answer he likes is to remove a piece of clothing.
43:07Of yours.
43:08Because this is the most you've worn.
43:09Of yours.
43:10In a long time.
43:11He's worn in the middle of summer, he has worn this hot sweatshirt.
43:14He's really covered me.
43:15He's dressed for more birthday a bit late in the day.
43:18It's a preppy look.
43:20It's a preppy look.
43:21Alright.
43:21But before we begin, we must switch on the Jaguar lights for the rapid fire.
43:28Janu, are you ready?
43:29I think so.
43:30Brace yourself.
43:31For impact.
43:31Yeah.
43:33Complete the line.
43:34Janu ke dil ka raasta uske dash se ho kar jata hai.
43:38Bees kutto se ho kar jata hai.
43:43Yeah, like if you like my dogs, it's-
43:45You know, it's true.
43:46You understood the sentiment.
43:47Mere dil ka raasta meere kutto se ho kar jata hai.
43:49Don't badger the judge.
43:50Mere kutto se ho kar jata hai.
43:52She can't influence the judge.
43:53I would say Janu ke dil ka raasta siraf ik shikhar pe hai bas.
43:57Why does it suck to date an actor?
43:59Because they're all vain.
44:00Except both of them.
44:01They're not vain.
44:02But you pointed towards him first.
44:03I'm less vain than him.
44:04But I'm not going to date you na.
44:07What's the one bit of marketing advice you would give Varun Dhawan, Janu?
44:10To stop marketing.
44:11No.
44:12No, no, no.
44:13Maybe like don't say things like blowjob to your ego and all of that.
44:16It's called marketer of the year.
44:18Marketing number one.
44:19Janu, one Instagram account that is giving all the time.
44:22Ooh.
44:23Ravi Kishan.
44:24She's obsessed.
44:24Maybe not his account but like just his material on Instagram gives me life.
44:29Naam ya daam.
44:31Naam.
44:31Money follows my brother.
44:36Alright.
44:36Hottie alert according to you.
44:38Ahan, Laksh or Vedang?
44:39Laksh in Lakja Gale.
44:41Very hot.
44:42Alright.
44:42Ranveer or Ranbir the actor you want to work with first?
44:45Ranveer.
44:45Finish this sentence.
44:46If you're sending me a DM on my social media at least.
44:49Be mentally prepared that I'm not going to reply.
44:51Sanjay Bansali or Aditya Dhar the director on your wishlist?
44:54Bansali.
44:55I just re-watched Devdas.
44:57Okay.
44:58One entertaining rumour you'd like to spread about Varun Dhabhan.
45:01That he's doing Hanuman Ansh part 2.
45:05Alright.
45:05Boni Kapoor.
45:06That he didn't get a hair transplant and he grew his hair just by like concentrating.
45:13But then if you roam around Mumbai then you will not be interested.
45:15You see those banners.
45:17Those banners are really important.
45:17I want to talk about Boni Ji's makeover.
45:19That's called marketing.
45:20Can I tell you he has been paid to get a hair transplant?
45:23Yeah.
45:24He got paid?
45:25Yes.
45:25He has not paid to get a hair transplant.
45:28But his hair is amazing.
45:28He has been paid.
45:29But his hair looks amazing.
45:30He's been paid.
45:30That's why he smashed all over the city.
45:33And there are more coming.
45:35I've gotten approvals of 5 more banners of him looking in the mirror without her sad
45:39and with her happy.
45:40Happy.
45:44Okay.
45:45Name a male colleague you'd like to pair with in the Desi version of Fifty Shades of Grey.
45:50No, no.
45:51I'm only not doing that film.
45:55Alright.
45:56At the gym.
45:57Viral answer.
45:57At the gym, Janvi.
45:58What would you do if you were stuck in a sauna with Sara Ali Khan and Ananya Pandey?
46:02Okay, let me narrate what this scene would be like.
46:04Sara would be doing burpees or Surya Namaskars because she's sweating and she wants to get
46:08us for whatever all of that.
46:10Ananya would meditate but her idea of meditating is actually she just sleeps.
46:14She's like I meditate in Shavasana and I was like you know you're just sleeping right?
46:18She's like no I'm meditating.
46:20Anyway, my BP would drop because I get low BP when I'm in the steam house sauna so I'd faint.
46:25This is, you would have fainted?
46:26I would have fainted.
46:27Okay, thank you.
46:28Are the following deal breakers for you in a relationship?
46:30A bad kisser?
46:31Yeah.
46:32Still in touch with his ex?
46:33No.
46:34Has a hairy chest?
46:35No, it runs in the family.
46:38What's the cheekiest emoji you use to sext?
46:40Omboji.
46:41I would like to remind you as a brother sitting here.
46:43It's a bit off that I'm going to be judging this.
46:46But I'll give like a sweet, like a peach.
46:48I feel like I'm a kosher, kosher answer.
46:51Like a peach but I've not done it.
46:52Like a peach.
46:54I don't need to be part of this conversation while it's happening.
46:57But I've not done it.
46:57I've not done it.
46:58I feel like I can't contribute anything except a red face at this point.
47:02I've not done it.
47:03I've not done it.
47:05You've never had a cheeky emoji.
47:07I've not done it.
47:07Mine is the wink.
47:08What's yours?
47:09Mine?
47:10Aubergine.
47:12I'm just saying people usually send that shit.
47:16He's talking from experience.
47:17He's always saying aubergine, aubergine from that corner.
47:19You're sending aubergine.
47:22Aubergine, you have sent anything?
47:23I've never sent any fruits or vegetables.
47:25I recently realised that's what it meant.
47:27You have sent chicken?
47:28Because I kept thinking there was this person who was texting me.
47:31I said no, aubergine.
47:32Oh, you've been sent aubergine?
47:33Yeah, yeah.
47:34Many times.
47:34You know what it means, no?
47:35Yeah.
47:36Varun is an expert, he'll tell you.
47:37Tell him.
47:37I can't talk about blowjobs anymore.
47:40What's going on?
47:41Can we start concentrating on me and my rapid fire again?
47:44No, no.
47:47No, no.
47:48No, no.
47:48But what do you want me to say?
47:50I've not done anything.
47:51Yeah, she's only worried about me.
47:52She's not realising this is going to be seen by the world after also.
47:55No, but she has said no only.
47:56She said no.
47:57No.
47:57What dating advice would you give the following?
47:59Vedang, Raina.
47:59Maybe stop like overthinking.
48:01No, it's okay.
48:03Stop overthinking.
48:04Khushi Kapoor.
48:05I don't think she needs advice right now.
48:07She's good.
48:08Okay.
48:08Veer Paharaya.
48:09Never take her to a concert.
48:18Did I win?
48:19I think I won.
48:20I mean, let's see that your brother decides.
48:22Okay.
48:23Varun, here goes.
48:25Assign the following movie titles to the current actors.
48:27Joru Ka Gulam.
48:28Give me all the titles.
48:30Me?
48:31Just say all the titles.
48:33I'll say Siddharth Malhotra.
48:37I haven't seen him since he's married.
48:39O Romeo.
48:39I think O Romeo would be Ajay Devka.
48:45No, not Ajay Devka.
48:46That's really random.
48:47Why are you doing Chootyap?
48:50O Romeo would be Ranveer Singh.
48:52Adit Roy Kapoor.
48:53Chal Baaz.
48:54Chal Baaz is Adit Roy Kapoor.
48:55If you had to do a heated rivalry remake, which male actor?
48:58Siddharth Malhotra.
48:58Would you?
48:59Sit, sit, sit.
49:00You and Siddharth?
49:01That's quite simple.
49:01I think he is a heated rivalry remake.
49:02I think there was tension even in Sottie.
49:03A lot of people felt me and Siddharth should end up together.
49:05More than Alia.
49:06Was there a version like that?
49:07There was.
49:08There was a…
49:08In his head, there was a version like that?
49:09There was.
49:10There were a lot of wants for this guy.
49:12Yes, yes.
49:12A lot of aubergines or scent.
49:15Yuck, Varun.
49:16Stop.
49:17Okay, sorry.
49:18Next question.
49:18One piece of advice you wish Janvi would take from you but doesn't?
49:21I take…
49:22That she should not work for the respect of others.
49:24She should work to respect herself.
49:26On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you miss Alia Bhatt as a co-star?
49:29As a co-star, maybe 7.
49:32But as a friend, maybe 10.
49:34Aww.
49:35But why she left the country?
49:37She has to spend time with Raha na.
49:39Ranveer in Durandar or Ranveer in Animal, which is the more impactful performance?
49:43I would say definitely Ranveer in Durandar.
49:45Durandar, okay.
49:46Which contemporary would you take the following advice from?
49:49Career advice?
49:50I think Arjun Kapoor.
49:51Marriage advice?
49:52Arjun Kapoor.
49:53Again?
49:54He did this last 2-3 years.
49:55Social media advice?
49:56Social media advice, I would say Janvi Kapoor.
49:59Janvi Kapoor.
50:00Would you rather be a playboy or a boy toy in an adult comedy?
50:04I think I would be a boy toy.
50:05Would you rather have your Insta DMs or your browser history leaked?
50:09It has been leaked once actually.
50:11What?
50:11Your browser history?
50:13That's not a leak.
50:14Your DMs have reached your wife?
50:15Everything, my wife has seen it all.
50:16But I am more interested in who leaked this?
50:18You know Lara picks up the phone a lot nowadays.
50:21So she just…
50:21So she showed it…
50:22No, she went on and…
50:23So Lara's leaked…
50:24So Lara's leaked…
50:25No, it was all very PG.
50:26A piece of work advice from Varun Dhawan 2012 to Varun Dhawan 2026?
50:31That what I saw actually in a snippet that go for it, kill it.
50:34That fire has to burn and the fire is burning.
50:36The weirdest place you've made out in?
50:38A plane I guess.
50:40A plane.
50:40That's weird?
50:41Well I suppose…
50:41I mean it is.
50:42How do you manage?
50:43I've tried…
50:43You know now I get very stressed because of the turbulence but maybe back in the day I was not
50:48worried if I was…
50:48Turbulence might make it sexier.
50:50No, no, no.
50:51I'd get a heart attack and pass out.
50:53I wouldn't be able to do anything.
50:54What would your email or text say if you had to drop a mail to audition for the following directors
51:00films?
51:01To S.S. Rajamali.
51:02Bahuballi No.1.
51:03That's what the email would say?
51:04Yeah.
51:05Sanjalila Bansali.
51:06Sir, big fan of yours.
51:08And don't shout at me.
51:10I'm winning this round.
51:11No, I don't think so.
51:12Christopher Nolan.
51:13Sir, please see my work in Dilwale.
51:19Okay.
51:19The sexiest woman in Bollywood right now?
51:22Disha.
51:23Yeah.
51:24Why are you asking for my permission?
51:26She loves Dimra Najpi.
51:28She loves Disha Badani.
51:29She loves Disha Badani.
51:30I think Disha.
51:31A celebrity you can get a hall pass for from your wife?
51:35I could if I really ask but I don't want one.
51:37Wow.
51:38You know what a hall pass is?
51:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:40It's what you get everyday.
51:42But…
51:42He doesn't need it.
51:44He's on marriage.
51:45Yeah, he's dating someone.
51:46I don't know.
51:46Who is he dating?
51:47What?
51:47Who am I dating?
51:48Say it.
51:50Just because you met somebody and took a photo…
51:53But who?
51:54But the last time also I found out because of him only.
51:57But he doesn't know anything.
51:58He's just making assumptions.
51:59I'm telling you.
52:00Why does he go to Ali Baag?
52:01You're going to Ali Baag?
52:02He goes to Ali Baag 22333.
52:04But he takes his daughter.
52:05Because he has friends there.
52:06But I live alone.
52:06In Ali Baag?
52:07I don't know which friends he has in Ali Baag.
52:08One sec.
52:08I don't need to go till Ali Baag.
52:09I live alone at home if I…
52:10No, no.
52:11But JBPT is quite closely in it.
52:12Because you've shifted close by.
52:15Answer your question about the hall pass.
52:16Which chick?
52:17No, no chick.
52:17Give her name.
52:18No one.
52:19What a good boy.
52:20I would deny that.
52:21Can we reshoot this?
52:23Alright.
52:24That was the rapid fire round between Varun Dhawan and Janhvi Kapoor.
52:28Judged by Arjun Kapoor.
52:29Can you do the rapid fire with me?
52:31I'll give better answers.
52:31You'll get better clips than these two.
52:33No, no.
52:33Mine was not bad.
52:34But your interjections were hilarious.
52:35First let me ask you three questions.
52:37Who?
52:37Me?
52:37Yes.
52:38Was it a tough fight?
52:39Yes.
52:40Okay.
52:41Of who was worse?
52:42Yes.
52:44And do you have a winner?
52:45Yes.
52:46No, I was enthused to answer better.
52:48Would you all like to make your final pleas to our fellow judge before he announces them?
52:54Yeah.
52:54Why don't you guys make-
52:55I was happy to be open and witty and sassy but the questions were such.
52:59It wasn't gunjayish.
53:00Blame you Dharma Productions?
53:02No, I'm not blaming Dharma Productions.
53:03I just want to let you know that she's used inappropriate emoticons.
53:07I told you I have not.
53:08Yeah.
53:09I was respectful and for that I should get five points at least because I could have gone ham.
53:13I've kept a lot of secrets of yours and I've been-
53:15No, he's exposed our relationship in Ali Bagh.
53:18He's dating someone in real estate.
53:19No, but last month-
53:20How is this helping you win anything?
53:21He makes villas over there.
53:23That's why you're in Ali Bagh.
53:25Tarini.
53:25Who?
53:26Tarini?
53:27He's dating her.
53:28Who is this Tarini?
53:30He's messing it up more.
53:31What are you doing?
53:32What are you doing?
53:33What are you doing?
53:35What are you doing?
53:35What are you doing?
53:36Okay, Arjun Kapoor.
53:38Do we have a winner?
53:39I think it's quite clear.
53:41A man who loves talking so much.
53:44Who loves spreading so much of love and joy and affection and entertainment.
53:48Was an absolute damn squib.
53:50No, no.
53:50Twisted.
53:51How was she good?
53:52How was she good?
53:53He was kosher, boring, trying to be a married, well-behaved father.
53:57Trying to be what I am.
53:58No, no.
53:59Pretending that I'm looking for a harami type, but I'm a swami type.
54:02He's done ulta.
54:03And my greatest revenge.
54:04I've waited many, many years to come back on the show and give Jahanvi the hamper.
54:08Yeah.
54:08Because this fucker, when he came and sat here with Anil Kapoor, took my name for every answer.
54:15Who has the worst script selection?
54:16Arjun Kapoor.
54:17Who cheats the most?
54:18Arjun Kapoor.
54:18Who does this the most?
54:19Arjun Kapoor.
54:20It stuck.
54:20People actually thought, who's the most arrogant?
54:22Arjun Kapoor.
54:23He said career advice.
54:24I took your name now.
54:25And this is not the time to take career advice from me.
54:34You should give Arjun the hamper.
54:36I think he's giving the hamper.
54:38I don't think this couch.
54:39I have decided for the first time, I am changing the format.
54:45I am giving the hamper to the judge.
54:47You're the super one.
54:48Arjun Kapoor, you have won the hamper.
54:51Thank you, thank you.
54:52You have won the hamper.
54:53I can't fight.
54:54Congratulations.
54:54For the last answer.
54:57Yes.
54:58For the last answer.
54:59Hamper is neither Janu's or Varun.
55:01He's taking it also.
55:03It's going to the Kapoor family only.
55:05I think Janvi deserves it for being honest and decent enough about answering every question.
55:10About her love life, romance, everything.
55:12You can put it down.
55:14It looks nicer on Janvi.
55:15I'm hiding behind it.
55:17But thank you Karan for appreciating my candour.
55:19Thank you very much.
55:19What we were relying on Varun which he didn't deliver.
55:21Varun I think he spoke a lot through the course of the show.
55:25But I think in rapid fire he held back.
55:27Yeah.
55:27I felt that also.
55:28I felt he was very conscious.
55:29Also I think he's doing his self image management.
55:31No I'm not doing any image management.
55:32I just feel the less you give out to the world now it's better.
55:35Because people have been very cruel to you Karan.
55:37To me?
55:38One second.
55:39One second.
55:41One second.
55:41One second.
55:42He has said that we should know the world about ourselves.
55:46Because people have been very careful with you.
55:48No to protect you and your show.
55:50Oh.
55:51But this is my last season so you can go.
55:53But I want to take over so I need that to be your formatted.
55:56I thought he's taking over.
55:58After he's given the hamper away.
55:59If there is anybody I've been on this show 10 times.
56:02Yes.
56:029-10 times.
56:02You'll do very well I know that.
56:04If there's anybody it should be coffee with Karan and sometimes when available Arjun.
56:07No.
56:09A plus one.
56:10Yeah a plus one.
56:11Alright.
56:12Thank you to all three of you.
56:13I'll start with you Fubu.
56:14Because you've come in so many times.
56:16You are the clear attendance winner amongst the three.
56:19And thank you.
56:20Gosh my school and college attended so much.
56:22It's okay.
56:23You've done five seasons.
56:24Thank you for coming on and really making each episode so special and hilarious in equal measure.
56:29Thank you very much.
56:31Thank you for having me.
56:31From the bottom of my heart.
56:32And don't worry.
56:33I will still call you for career advice.
56:35I think you're very equipped.
56:37Janu.
56:37Thank you very much for being here.
56:40I'm glad we patched up.
56:42Varun.
56:43Don't say Alveda.
56:44Don't say tomorrow.
56:45Don't say tomorrow.
56:46Thank you Varun.
56:47Lots of love to all three of you.
56:49You have mugs right next to you.
56:51Please sign them.
56:52And for the last time we will walk to the coffee wall.
56:59All right.
57:00For one last time we walk to the coffee wall of fame.
57:03The last hurrah.
57:05Arun.
57:06What is this?
57:07By the way this set is amazing.
57:08Best set of coffee with fame.
57:10Yeah it is actually.
57:11It is I think my favourite.
57:13Yeah it's mine for sure.
57:14Yeah come.
57:19Very emotional.
57:25Thank you for the moment Saran.
57:28Thank you the aubergine.
57:30Thank you for the moment.
57:31Goodbye to the coffee set.
57:33Goodbye coffee set.
57:34Thank you cows.
57:35Thank you walls.
57:36My track record remains 100%.
57:38Thank you hamper.
57:40All right.
57:40Yay.
57:41Thank you Varun.
57:42Thank you guys.
57:43Coffee with Karan season 9 in association with the Peacock Hub on Jio Hotstar.
57:49What's up Mario?
57:50Behold!
57:51I made a masterpiece.
57:58It's time.
58:01I've heard good things about you.
58:14Yep I just peed a little.
58:15Let me hear you say there's more to discover.
58:19Show me what I'm missing taking higher today.
58:23Let me hear you say there's more to discover.
58:28Oh my god.
58:28Show me what I'm missing taking higher today.
58:32Read a big finale.
58:35Higher today.
58:40Check out the Peacock Hub on Jio Hotstar.
58:44Once she like puts tail on her head and wears a kaftan and walks around the house and all.
58:48That's the zone she wants to be in.
58:50That's the real jambi.
58:51That's the real me.
58:52Yeah.
58:53She wants to like guf guf guf.
58:54I'm like Batman.
58:55She kind of calls me Batman.