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00:00:05Milly, can you go with Margo, baby?
00:00:06I gotta talk to Adam.
00:00:08Okay.
00:00:10Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:00:12Bye, Milly.
00:00:15This was a mistake.
00:00:17This was a huge mistake.
00:00:18Vivian, look, I know you think I'm just a...
00:00:20I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
00:00:23I really can't.
00:00:24I have way bigger concerns.
00:00:27Like what?
00:00:29Like...
00:00:29Me!
00:00:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:00:41Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:00:46If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood,
00:00:50you gotta pay.
00:00:53Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:00:57People get hurt.
00:01:03Is that so?
00:01:13Boss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass,
00:01:17wondering why the world's greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
00:01:21Tell him to calm down.
00:01:22I'm finishing the mission.
00:01:23Come on!
00:01:24Move your ass!
00:01:34Everybody out!
00:01:39We, uh, got a girl here, Roscoe.
00:01:42I don't know.
00:01:43Focus on the mission.
00:01:45Uh, you know me.
00:01:50Damn it!
00:01:53Every time.
00:01:55If your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour,
00:01:58we're gonna start sending the fingers one butt.
00:02:10What's up, man?
00:02:11I said, everybody out.
00:02:15Look, man, I'm just a bartender.
00:02:17Besides, what if your little hostage over there gets thirsty?
00:02:26Throw it in the closet.
00:02:31Thirsty?
00:02:32You're playing a real dangerous game, smartass.
00:02:34Just making a martini.
00:02:36Improperly.
00:02:37Be that as it may.
00:02:39Fun fact.
00:02:40Do you know what's supposed to be stirred?
00:02:41Not shaken.
00:02:42James Bond would actually ask for his martini shaken.
00:02:46Why?
00:02:47Because it'd get watered down,
00:02:49just so he can keep his wits about him on the job.
00:02:52Really good agent.
00:02:53Probably the second best agent there is.
00:02:56Do you know how I know that?
00:02:59Because you're a bartender.
00:03:02No, I'm not a bartender.
00:03:04It's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
00:03:15That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
00:03:17Who are you?
00:03:18FBI?
00:03:20CIA?
00:03:20No, man.
00:03:22I'm Adam Hawke.
00:03:24Adam Hawke is a myth.
00:03:25Wasn't it sure I heard at all?
00:03:31Here you are again, Vivi.
00:03:33Kidnapped for your family's money
00:03:35and your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show
00:03:37when you need him the most.
00:03:38If I get out of this,
00:03:39I need to find a better man for myself.
00:03:44Hey.
00:03:45Hey, you're okay.
00:03:47You're safe now.
00:03:50Who are you?
00:03:51I'm nobody.
00:03:51I'm just a bartender.
00:03:53He's helping you out.
00:03:55Can you stand?
00:03:56Come on.
00:04:01You okay?
00:04:03First time?
00:04:05No, I get, um,
00:04:07getting after my fingers nearly chopped off all the time.
00:04:09Okay.
00:04:11Thanks for getting me out of there.
00:04:16You know your heart's beating really fast?
00:04:18I'm gonna reset your nervous system.
00:04:21Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down.
00:04:23Okay?
00:04:24How does, uh,
00:04:26a bartender for the mom know how to do that?
00:04:28She has no idea who I really am.
00:04:31Trade secret.
00:04:32I can't focus.
00:04:35Breathe in.
00:04:37Breathe out.
00:04:41One more time.
00:04:42Breathe in.
00:04:45Breathe out.
00:04:56Adam, where are you?
00:05:00Uh,
00:05:02Roscoe, I broke cover.
00:05:03You know,
00:05:04half the leaders of the free world
00:05:05are pissed at you,
00:05:05not that you care.
00:05:06The copter's on the way
00:05:07to pick you up for the debrief.
00:05:09ETA, two minutes.
00:05:11Ah, come on, man.
00:05:11Give me five minutes.
00:05:12This girl's a baddie.
00:05:13You're gonna bloody go.
00:05:14I'll come down there myself
00:05:15and pick you up.
00:05:16You're coming.
00:05:21Maybe you didn't know that, sweetheart.
00:05:26Roscoe, I'll eat you.
00:05:33Adam?
00:05:35Not even a note.
00:05:51Oh, my God.
00:05:53Seth, what are you doing here?
00:05:54You lied to me.
00:05:55Come on,
00:05:55can we not do this right now?
00:05:56I got a guy trying to kill me.
00:05:57You told me you loved me.
00:05:58We're spies, girl.
00:05:59That's what we do.
00:06:00You know what all spies do?
00:06:02They kill each other.
00:06:06Promise.
00:06:07I'm going to see you.
00:06:15She's a badass.
00:06:17Here, make yourself useful.
00:06:19Thanks.
00:06:38What are you about to do, huh?
00:06:42Not a damn thing.
00:06:44Wait.
00:06:53I'll see you later.
00:06:55I'll see you later.
00:06:55He's coming for your daughter.
00:07:00What are you talking about?
00:07:08Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
00:07:12Who the hell is this?
00:07:13I don't have a daughter.
00:07:21Well, let's find out.
00:07:31Paternity confirmed.
00:07:33No way.
00:07:37Congrats.
00:07:38It's a girl.
00:07:42Why did she tell me it's been eight years?
00:07:44I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
00:07:47Besides, your baby mama here, Vivian, she's been busy.
00:07:52Non-profits, charities.
00:07:54She's built her entire empire helping other people.
00:07:57She's an all-around great person.
00:07:58As opposed to Raymond Strauss.
00:08:03Ex-special forces, presumed dead twice, somehow came back to life and became the world's largest
00:08:09arms dealer.
00:08:10So he's after Vivian and Millie because of me.
00:08:16So what do I do?
00:08:18Go protect your family, genius.
00:08:23Yes.
00:08:24Yes.
00:08:25Yes.
00:08:27Yes.
00:08:32Hi.
00:08:39Do you remember me?
00:08:42I'll take that as a yes.
00:08:44You snuck off and left me on your dirty little futon.
00:08:47Yeah, I remember you.
00:08:48What do you want?
00:08:50I mean, so what do I even say to her?
00:08:51It's been eight years.
00:08:53What, just walk up to her door and be like, hi, I'm your baby's daddy.
00:08:56I'm a secret agent.
00:08:57And also, you're in danger because of me.
00:08:59You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there.
00:09:00No, no bust.
00:09:01Repeat after me.
00:09:03I just found out we have a daughter and I want to be part of her life.
00:09:09Hi.
00:09:10Do I go in with hi or hello?
00:09:12Doesn't matter.
00:09:13Just say the rest.
00:09:14Hi.
00:09:15I just found out we have a daughter and I want to be a part of her life.
00:09:21So you're crazy.
00:09:22Got it.
00:09:23You really think I would have a child with a one-night stand that bailed on me?
00:09:26I mean, I didn't really bail.
00:09:27I just had to go.
00:09:30Dad?
00:09:31Is that you?
00:09:34Millie, honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
00:09:40It's manipulative.
00:09:42But he would make a good dad.
00:09:44He looks like a prince.
00:09:47I have a daughter.
00:09:49I will do anything to keep her safe.
00:09:52Actually, Millie, I'm not a prince, but I am.
00:09:56Headphones.
00:09:57Okay.
00:10:01Millie's my world.
00:10:02You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
00:10:04Megan, I had no idea she even existed.
00:10:07All right.
00:10:07But I'm here now.
00:10:12And I want to be a part of her life.
00:10:14You want to be in Millie's life?
00:10:15Yes.
00:10:16Very much.
00:10:16You can be her nanny.
00:10:19Excuse me?
00:10:20Her last nanny moved away.
00:10:21You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
00:10:23Then you can start by being a babysitter.
00:10:27Babysitter.
00:10:29Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:10:30Well, it was nice seeing you.
00:10:32Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
00:10:35Come on, baby.
00:10:38Wait, Millie.
00:10:39Yeah?
00:10:41I love the lizard on your shirt.
00:10:44It's an iguana.
00:10:44They're my favorite animal.
00:10:46Is it because they do this?
00:10:50Who are you?
00:10:51Well, Millie.
00:10:55I'm your new nanny.
00:10:59I'm your new nanny.
00:11:06So...
00:11:06You.
00:11:07You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent.
00:11:11You're going to protect your daughter by becoming her nanny.
00:11:15Yep.
00:11:15I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
00:11:18He's going to laugh his arse off.
00:11:25You must be Millie's nanny.
00:11:27I'm Adam.
00:11:29And you are?
00:11:31I'm your nanny.
00:11:32And from what I've heard, your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar, is that right?
00:11:38My last job was rescuing the president.
00:11:40You'll be supervised at all times.
00:11:42And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father, you will never speak to her again.
00:11:48Got it?
00:11:50Vivian.
00:11:51Hey, Vivian.
00:11:54We need to talk.
00:11:55I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you.
00:11:57Yeah?
00:11:58But if that sounds like too much, then feel free to disappear for another eight years.
00:12:06Great.
00:12:07Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
00:12:16Mr. Adam!
00:12:18Yay!
00:12:20Millie, we do not throw forks.
00:12:22But it's fun to throw forks.
00:12:25I'm her nanny.
00:12:27I'll take care of it.
00:12:31Millie, you see, we're going to throw forks.
00:12:34You need the proper technique.
00:12:40How do you know how to do that?
00:12:44My other job.
00:12:45Mommy said your other job was being a bum.
00:12:51Can you keep a secret?
00:12:52Mm-hmm.
00:12:54My other job is saving the world.
00:12:57Don't tell anybody.
00:12:59I won't.
00:12:59Promise?
00:13:00Yeah.
00:13:04What are you doing?
00:13:08Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
00:13:10I got to talk to Adam.
00:13:11Okay.
00:13:14Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:13:15Bye, Millie.
00:13:18This was a mistake.
00:13:20This was a huge mistake.
00:13:22Vivian, look.
00:13:23I know you think I'm just a part of it.
00:13:24I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
00:13:26I really can't.
00:13:28I have way bigger concerns.
00:13:30Like what?
00:13:32Like me!
00:13:42Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:13:50If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you got to pay.
00:13:57Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:14:00People get hurt.
00:14:06Is that so?
00:14:12What do we got here?
00:14:14A little delicate flower.
00:14:17Who's this, your new boyfriend?
00:14:20Actually.
00:14:21He's my daughter's nanny.
00:14:28The daughter's nanny!
00:14:30That is so cute!
00:14:32Mr. Mary Poppins!
00:14:35Tell you what.
00:14:36Why don't you go bake me a few cookies while me and your boss, we have a little one-on
00:14:43-one time.
00:14:45Actually, I got a better idea.
00:14:47Adam.
00:14:48Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
00:14:50Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth is...
00:14:53Get out.
00:14:54Now.
00:15:02Run along, Mr. Mom!
00:15:05Why don't you go dust your knob?
00:15:07Why, us, uh...
00:15:09Drone folks, have a little talk.
00:15:17Boys, that's how you have a good day.
00:15:20Right?
00:15:21You make money, you have fun, and you...
00:15:26Oh, look who it is!
00:15:28Hello, boys.
00:15:29It's the nanny.
00:15:45What are you doing?
00:15:46You know who the hell I am?
00:15:48You know what I could do to you with one call?
00:15:50Do it.
00:15:51Call him.
00:15:54I will.
00:15:55I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office, and I'll call the mayor.
00:15:59They'll call a senator, and round and round we go.
00:16:03You're small fish.
00:16:04I have bigger things to worry about than you.
00:16:06So instead, I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
00:16:12Bye-bye, bitch.
00:16:14So congrats.
00:16:16You no longer exist.
00:16:17No.
00:16:18No, that's impossible.
00:16:20No.
00:16:21No!
00:16:22No!
00:16:25By the way, there's money for a cab.
00:16:32If you ever come near Millie or Vivian again, your bank accounts won't be the only thing that
00:16:36disappeared tonight.
00:16:39Now run away, little man.
00:16:42Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
00:16:49Who are you?
00:16:52I'm the nanny.
00:17:08What did you say to him?
00:17:10Nothing.
00:17:10I was just getting this.
00:17:12This is not a joke.
00:17:14Adam, these are dangerous people.
00:17:21Hey, listen.
00:17:24I'm sorry.
00:17:25I am so sorry.
00:17:27We will never, ever bother you again.
00:17:36Adam, what did you...
00:17:39Who are you?
00:17:41Really?
00:17:42Really?
00:17:53Melee, can you go with Margo, baby?
00:17:54I gotta talk to Adam.
00:17:56Okay.
00:17:59Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:18:00Bye, Melee.
00:18:03This was a mistake.
00:18:05This was a huge mistake.
00:18:06Vivian, look, I know you think I'm just a...
00:18:09I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
00:18:11I really can't.
00:18:12I have way bigger concerns.
00:18:15Like what?
00:18:17Like me!
00:18:19Me!
00:18:29Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:18:35If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
00:18:42Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:18:45People get hurt.
00:18:51Is that so?
00:19:01Boss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass, wondering why the world's
00:19:06greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
00:19:09Tell him to calm down.
00:19:10I'm finishing the mission.
00:19:11Come on!
00:19:12Move your ass!
00:19:22Everybody out!
00:19:28We, uh, got a girl here, Roscoe.
00:19:30Adam, no.
00:19:32Focus on the mission.
00:19:34Uh, you know me.
00:19:38Damn it!
00:19:41Every time.
00:19:43If your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour, we're gonna start sending fingers.
00:19:49One.
00:19:50Fuck.
00:19:58What's up, man?
00:19:59I said, everybody out.
00:20:03I said, everybody out.
00:20:29You're not shaking.
00:20:30James Bond would actually ask for his martini is shaking.
00:20:34Why?
00:20:35Why?
00:20:36Because it'd get watered down, just so he can keep his wits about him on the job.
00:20:40Really good agent.
00:20:41Probably the second best agent there is.
00:20:45Do you know how I know that?
00:20:47Because you're a bartender.
00:20:50No, I'm not a bartender.
00:20:53That's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
00:21:03That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
00:21:05Who are you?
00:21:06FBI?
00:21:08CIA?
00:21:08No, man.
00:21:10I'm Adam Hawke.
00:21:12Adam Hawke is a myth.
00:21:14Well, then they sure heard it all.
00:21:19Here you are again, Vivi.
00:21:21Kidnapped for your family's money, and your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show when you need
00:21:25him the most.
00:21:26If I get out of this, I need to find a better man for myself.
00:21:32Hey.
00:21:34Hey, you're okay.
00:21:35You're safe now.
00:21:38Who are you?
00:21:39I'm nobody.
00:21:40I'm just a bartender.
00:21:41He's helping you out.
00:21:43Can you stand?
00:21:44All right.
00:21:49You okay?
00:21:52First time?
00:21:54No, I get, um, kidnapped in my face.
00:21:56My fingers nearly chopped off all the time.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:59Thanks for getting me out of there.
00:22:04You know your heart's beating really fast?
00:22:07You need to reset your nervous system.
00:22:09Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down.
00:22:11Okay?
00:22:12I was, uh, a bartender for the mom.
00:22:16I know how to do that.
00:22:17She has no idea who I really am.
00:22:20Trade secret.
00:22:21Can't focus.
00:22:23Breathe in.
00:22:26Breathe out.
00:22:29One more time.
00:22:30Breathe in.
00:22:34Breathe out.
00:22:45Adam, where are you?
00:22:50Uh, Roscoe had real cover.
00:22:52You know, half the leaders of the free world are pissed at you, not that you care.
00:22:55The copters are on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
00:22:58ETA, two minutes.
00:22:59Ah, come on, man.
00:23:00Give me five minutes.
00:23:01This girl's a baddie.
00:23:02You're gonna bloody go up.
00:23:03I'll come down there myself and pick you up.
00:23:05You're coming.
00:23:09Maybe you didn't know that, sweetheart.
00:23:15Roscoe, I'll date you.
00:23:21Adam?
00:23:24Not even, I know.
00:23:39Oh, my God.
00:23:41Seth, what are you doing here?
00:23:42You lied to me.
00:23:43Come on, can we not do this right now?
00:23:44I got a guy trying to kill me.
00:23:45He told me he loved me.
00:23:46We're spies, girl.
00:23:47That's what we do.
00:23:48You know what all spies do?
00:23:50They kill each other.
00:23:51They kill each other.
00:23:53Promise.
00:23:56I'm running the same.
00:24:03She's a badass.
00:24:05Here, make yourself useful.
00:24:07Thanks.
00:24:27What are you about to do, huh?
00:24:30Not a damn thing.
00:24:32Quick.
00:24:36You're lost.
00:24:42I'll see you later.
00:24:44He's coming for your daughter.
00:24:56Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
00:25:01Who the hell is this?
00:25:02I don't have a daughter.
00:25:09Well, let's find out.
00:25:19Paternity confirmed.
00:25:21No way.
00:25:25Congrats.
00:25:27It's a girl.
00:25:30Why didn't she tell me it's been eight years?
00:25:32I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
00:25:35Besides, your baby mama here, Vivian, she's been busy.
00:25:40Non-profits, charities.
00:25:42She's built her entire empire helping other people.
00:25:45Well, she's an all-around great person, as opposed to Raymond Strauss.
00:25:51Ex-Special Forces, presumed dead twice, somehow came back to life and became the world's largest
00:25:57arms dealer.
00:25:58So he's after Vivian and Millie because of me.
00:26:04So what do I do?
00:26:06Go protect your family, genius.
00:26:20Hi.
00:26:27Do you remember me?
00:26:31I'll take that as a yes.
00:26:32You snuck off and left me on your dirty little futon.
00:26:35Yeah, I remember you.
00:26:36What do you want?
00:26:38I mean, so what do I even say to her?
00:26:40It's been eight years.
00:26:41What, just walk up to her door and be like, hi, I'm your baby's daddy.
00:26:44I'm a secret agent.
00:26:45And also, you're in danger because of me.
00:26:47You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there.
00:26:49No, no bust.
00:26:50Repeat after me.
00:26:51I just found out we have a daughter and I want to be part of her life.
00:26:57Hi.
00:26:58Do I go in with hi or hello?
00:27:00Doesn't matter.
00:27:01Just say the rest.
00:27:02Hi.
00:27:03I just found out we have a daughter and I want to be a part of her life.
00:27:09So you're crazy.
00:27:11Got it.
00:27:11You really think I would have a child with the one night stand that bailed on me?
00:27:14I mean, I didn't really bail.
00:27:15I just had to go.
00:27:16I don't know.
00:27:19Dad?
00:27:20Is that you?
00:27:23Millie, honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
00:27:28It's manipulative.
00:27:31But he would make a good dad.
00:27:33He looks like a prince.
00:27:36I have a daughter.
00:27:38I will do anything to keep her safe.
00:27:41Actually, Millie, I'm not a prince, but I am.
00:27:44Headphones.
00:27:45Okay.
00:27:49Millie is my world.
00:27:50You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
00:27:53Megan, I had no idea she even existed.
00:27:55All right.
00:27:56But I'm here now.
00:28:00And I want to be a part of her life.
00:28:02You want to be in Millie's life?
00:28:03Yes.
00:28:04Very much.
00:28:05You can be her nanny.
00:28:07Excuse me?
00:28:08Her last nanny moved away.
00:28:10You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
00:28:12Then you can start by being a babysitter.
00:28:15Babysitter.
00:28:17Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:28:18Well, it was nice seeing you.
00:28:21Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
00:28:24Come on, baby.
00:28:26Wait, Millie.
00:28:28Yeah?
00:28:29I love the lizard on your shirt.
00:28:32It's an iguana.
00:28:33They're my favorite animal.
00:28:34Is it because they do this?
00:28:38Who are you?
00:28:39Well, Millie.
00:28:43I'm your new nanny.
00:28:52So.
00:28:55You.
00:28:55You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent.
00:28:59You're going to protect your daughter by becoming her nanny.
00:29:03Yep.
00:29:04I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
00:29:06He's going to laugh his arse off.
00:29:13You must be Millie's nanny.
00:29:15You must be Millie's nanny.
00:29:15I'm Adam.
00:29:18And you are?
00:29:19I'm your nanny.
00:29:20And from what I've heard, your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar.
00:29:24Is that right?
00:29:26My last job was rescuing the president.
00:29:28You'll be supervised at all times.
00:29:30And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father, you will never speak to her again.
00:29:36Got it?
00:29:39Vivian.
00:29:40Hey, Vivian.
00:29:42We need to talk.
00:29:44I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you.
00:29:45Yeah?
00:29:46But if that sounds like too much, then feel free to disappear for another eight years.
00:29:54Great.
00:29:56Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
00:30:05Mr. Adam!
00:30:06Yay!
00:30:08Millie, we do not throw forks.
00:30:11But it's fun to throw forks.
00:30:13I'm her nanny.
00:30:15I'll take care of it.
00:30:19Millie.
00:30:20You see, we're going to throw forks.
00:30:23You need the proper technique.
00:30:28Cool!
00:30:29How do you know how to do that?
00:30:32My other job.
00:30:34Mommy said your other job was being a bum.
00:30:39Can you keep a secret?
00:30:41Mm-hmm.
00:30:42My other job is saving the world.
00:30:46Don't tell anybody.
00:30:47I won't.
00:30:48Promise?
00:30:48Yeah.
00:30:52What are you doing?
00:30:56Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
00:30:58I gotta talk to Adam.
00:31:00Okay.
00:31:02Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:31:04Bye, Millie.
00:31:07This was a mistake.
00:31:08This was a huge mistake.
00:31:10Vivian, look.
00:31:11I know you think I'm just a part of it.
00:31:12I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
00:31:15I really can't.
00:31:16I have way bigger concerns.
00:31:18Like what?
00:31:21Like me!
00:31:33How many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:31:38If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
00:31:45Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:31:48People get hurt.
00:31:54Is that so?
00:32:00What do we got here?
00:32:02A little delicate flower.
00:32:04Who's this, your new boyfriend?
00:32:09Actually.
00:32:10He's my daughter's nanny.
00:32:16The daughter's nanny!
00:32:18That is so cute!
00:32:20Mr. Mary Poppins!
00:32:24Tell you what.
00:32:25Why don't you go bake me a few cookies while me and your boss, we have a little one-on
00:32:31-one time.
00:32:33Actually, we got a better idea.
00:32:35Adam.
00:32:36Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
00:32:38Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth is...
00:32:41Get out.
00:32:43Now.
00:32:51Run along, Mr. Mom!
00:32:53Why don't you go dust your knob?
00:32:55Why us, uh...
00:32:57Drone folks.
00:32:59Have a little talk.
00:33:05Boys.
00:33:06That's how you have a good day.
00:33:08Right?
00:33:09You make money.
00:33:11You have fun.
00:33:12And you...
00:33:14Oh, look who it is!
00:33:16Hello, boys.
00:33:17It's the nanny.
00:33:33What are you doing?
00:33:34You know who the hell I am?
00:33:36You know what I could do to you with one call?
00:33:38Do it.
00:33:40Call him.
00:33:42I will.
00:33:43I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office?
00:33:46And I'll call the mayor.
00:33:47You'll call a senator, and round and round we go.
00:33:51You're small fish.
00:33:52I have bigger things to worry about than you.
00:33:54So instead, I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
00:34:00Bye-bye, bitch.
00:34:03So congrats.
00:34:04You no longer exist.
00:34:05No.
00:34:06No, that's impossible.
00:34:08No.
00:34:09No.
00:34:11No!
00:34:14By the way, there's money for a cab.
00:34:20If you ever come near Millie or Vivian again, your bank accounts won't be the only thing that
00:34:25disappeared tonight.
00:34:27Now run away, little man.
00:34:31Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
00:34:37Who are you?
00:34:40I'm the nanny.
00:34:56What did you say to him?
00:34:58Nothing.
00:34:58I was just getting this.
00:35:00This is not a joke.
00:35:01Look, Adam, these are dangerous people.
00:35:10Hey, listen.
00:35:12I'm sorry.
00:35:13I am so sorry.
00:35:15We will never, ever bother you again.
00:35:25Adam, what did you...
00:35:28Who are you?
00:35:29Really.
00:35:41Melee, can you go with Margo, baby?
00:35:43I gotta talk to Adam.
00:35:45Okay.
00:35:47Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:35:48Bye, Melee.
00:35:52This was a mistake.
00:35:53This was a huge mistake.
00:35:55Vivian, look, I know you think I'm just a...
00:35:57I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
00:36:00I really can't.
00:36:01I have way bigger concerns.
00:36:03Like what?
00:36:06Like me!
00:36:07Me!
00:36:17Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:36:23Vivian, if you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
00:36:30Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:36:33Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:36:33People get hurt.
00:36:39Is that so?
00:36:49Boss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass, wondering why the world's
00:36:54greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
00:36:58Time to calm down.
00:36:59I'm finishing the mission.
00:37:00Come on!
00:37:00Move your ass!
00:37:10Everybody out!
00:37:16We, uh, got a girl here, Roscoe.
00:37:19Adam, no.
00:37:20Focus on the mission.
00:37:22Uh, you know me.
00:37:26Damn it!
00:37:29Every time.
00:37:32If your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour, we're gonna start sending fingers.
00:37:37One.
00:37:38Fuck.
00:37:47What's up, man?
00:37:48I said, everybody, out.
00:37:52Look, man, I'm just a bartender.
00:37:53Besides, what if your little hostage over there gets thirsty?
00:38:03Throw him in the closet.
00:38:04Throw him in the closet.
00:38:33Do you know how I know that?
00:38:36Because you're a bartender.
00:38:38No, I'm not a bartender.
00:38:41It's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
00:38:51That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
00:38:53Who are you?
00:38:55FBI?
00:38:56CIA?
00:38:57No, man.
00:38:58I'm Adam Hawke.
00:39:00Adam Hawke is a myth.
00:39:02Well, I'm sure I heard it all.
00:39:07Here you are again, Vivi.
00:39:10Kidnapped for your family's money, and your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show when you
00:39:13need him the most.
00:39:15If I get out of this, I need to find a better man for myself.
00:39:20Hey.
00:39:22Hey, you're okay?
00:39:23You're safe now.
00:39:26Who are you?
00:39:27I'm nobody.
00:39:28I'm just a bartender.
00:39:29He's helping you out.
00:39:31Can you stand?
00:39:33All right.
00:39:37You okay?
00:39:40First time?
00:39:42No, I get, um, kidnapped and my fingers nearly chopped off all the time.
00:39:46Okay.
00:39:47Thanks for getting me out of there.
00:39:52You know your heart's beating really fast?
00:39:55I need to reset your nervous system.
00:39:57Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down.
00:39:59Okay?
00:40:00How does a bartender for the mom know how to do that?
00:40:05She has no idea who I really am.
00:40:08It's a right secret.
00:40:10You can't focus.
00:40:11Breathe in.
00:40:14Breathe out.
00:40:18One more time.
00:40:19Breathe in.
00:40:22Breathe out.
00:40:33Adam, where are you?
00:40:38Uh, Roscoe had real cover.
00:40:40You know, half the leaders of the free world are pissed at you, not that you care.
00:40:43The copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
00:40:46ETA, two minutes.
00:40:47Ah, come on, man.
00:40:48Give me five minutes.
00:40:49This girl's a baddie.
00:40:50You're gonna bloody go.
00:40:51I'll come down there myself and pick you up.
00:40:53You're coming.
00:40:58Maybe you didn't know that, sweetheart.
00:41:03Roscoe, I'll date you.
00:41:09Adam?
00:41:12Not even a note.
00:41:28Oh, my God.
00:41:29Seth, what are you doing here?
00:41:30You lied to me.
00:41:31Come on, can we not do this right now?
00:41:32I got a guy trying to kill me.
00:41:33He told me he loved me.
00:41:35We're spies, girl.
00:41:36That's what we do.
00:41:37You know what all spies do?
00:41:39They kill each other.
00:41:42Promise.
00:41:44All men are the same.
00:41:51She's a bad ass.
00:41:53Here, make yourself useful.
00:41:56Thanks.
00:42:15What are you about to do, huh?
00:42:18Not a damn thing.
00:42:20Wait.
00:42:24You're lost.
00:42:30I'll see you later.
00:42:32He's coming for your daughter.
00:42:36What are you talking about?
00:42:44Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
00:42:49Who the hell is this?
00:42:50I don't have a daughter.
00:42:57Well, let's find out.
00:43:07Paternity confirmed.
00:43:10No way.
00:43:14Congrats.
00:43:15It's a girl.
00:43:19Why did she tell me it's been eight years?
00:43:21I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
00:43:23Besides, your baby mama here, Vivian, she's been busy.
00:43:29Non-profits, charities.
00:43:31She's built her entire empire helping other people.
00:43:33Well, she's an all-around great person, as opposed to Raymond Strauss, ex-special forces, presumed
00:43:41dead twice, somehow came back to life and became the world's largest arms dealer.
00:43:47So, he's after Vivian and Millie because of me.
00:43:53So, what do I do?
00:43:54Go protect your family, genius.
00:44:08Hi.
00:44:16Do you remember me?
00:44:19I'll take that as a yes.
00:44:20You snuck off and left me on your dirty little futon.
00:44:24Yeah, I remember you.
00:44:25What do you want?
00:44:26I mean, so what do I even say to her?
00:44:28It's been eight years.
00:44:29What, just walk up to her door and be like, hi, I'm your baby's daddy.
00:44:33I'm a secret agent.
00:44:34And also, you're in danger because of me.
00:44:35You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there.
00:44:37No, no bust.
00:44:38Repeat after me.
00:44:39I just found out we have a daughter.
00:44:42And I want to be part of her life.
00:44:45Hi.
00:44:46Do I go in with hi or hello?
00:44:48Doesn't matter.
00:44:49Just see the rest.
00:44:51Hi.
00:44:51I just found out we have a daughter.
00:44:54And I want to be a part of her life.
00:44:58So, you're crazy.
00:44:59Got it.
00:45:00You really think I would have a child with a one-night stand that bailed on me?
00:45:02I mean, I didn't really bail.
00:45:03I just had to go.
00:45:07Dad?
00:45:08Is that you?
00:45:11Millie, honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
00:45:16It's manipulative.
00:45:19But he would make a good dad.
00:45:21He looks like a prince.
00:45:24I have a daughter.
00:45:26I will do anything to keep her safe.
00:45:29Actually, Millie, I'm not a prince, but I am.
00:45:32Headphones.
00:45:33Okay.
00:45:37Millie is my world.
00:45:39You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
00:45:40Megan, I had no idea she even existed.
00:45:43Why?
00:45:44But I'm here now.
00:45:48And I want to be a part of her life.
00:45:50You want to be in Millie's life?
00:45:51Yes.
00:45:52Very much.
00:45:53You can be her nanny.
00:45:56Excuse me?
00:45:56Her last nanny moved away.
00:45:58You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
00:46:00Then you can start by being a babysitter.
00:46:03Babysitter.
00:46:05Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:46:07Well, it was nice seeing you.
00:46:09Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
00:46:12Come on, baby.
00:46:14Wait, Millie.
00:46:17I love the lizard on your shirt.
00:46:20It's an iguana.
00:46:21They're my favorite animal.
00:46:22Is it because they do this?
00:46:26Who are you?
00:46:28Well, Millie.
00:46:31I'm your new nanny.
00:46:36I'm your new nanny.
00:46:42So, you.
00:46:44You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent.
00:46:47You're going to protect your daughter by becoming her nanny.
00:46:51Yep.
00:46:52I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
00:46:55He's going to laugh his arse off.
00:47:02You must be Millie's nanny.
00:47:03I'm Adam.
00:47:06And you are?
00:47:07I'm your nanny.
00:47:08And from what I've heard, your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar, is that right?
00:47:14My last job was rescuing the president.
00:47:17You'll be supervised at all times.
00:47:19And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father, you will never speak to her again.
00:47:25Got it?
00:47:27Vivian.
00:47:28Hey, Vivian.
00:47:31We need to talk.
00:47:32I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you.
00:47:34Yeah?
00:47:35But if that sounds like too much, then feel free to disappear for another eight years.
00:47:43Great.
00:47:44Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
00:47:52Ah!
00:47:53Mr. Adam!
00:47:54Yay!
00:47:56Millie!
00:47:57We do not throw forks.
00:47:59But it's fun to throw forks.
00:48:01I'm her nanny.
00:48:04I'll take care of it.
00:48:07Millie.
00:48:08You see, we're going to throw forks.
00:48:11You need the proper technique.
00:48:16Oh, cool!
00:48:18How do you know how to do that?
00:48:21My other job.
00:48:22Mommy said your other job was being a bum.
00:48:28Can you keep a secret?
00:48:29Mm-hmm.
00:48:31My other job is saving the world.
00:48:34Don't tell anybody.
00:48:35I won't.
00:48:36Promise?
00:48:36Yeah.
00:48:41What are you doing?
00:48:45Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
00:48:46I got to talk to Adam.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:50Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:48:52Bye, Millie.
00:48:55This was a mistake.
00:48:57This was a huge mistake.
00:48:58Vivian, look.
00:48:59I know you think I'm just a part of-
00:49:00I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
00:49:03I really can't.
00:49:04I have way bigger concerns.
00:49:06Like what?
00:49:08Like me!
00:49:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:49:21Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:49:26If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you got to pay.
00:49:33Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:49:36People get hurt.
00:49:42Is that so?
00:49:48What do we got here?
00:49:50A little delicate flower.
00:49:53Who's this, your new boyfriend?
00:49:57Actually.
00:49:58He's my daughter's nanny.
00:50:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:50:05The daughter's nanny!
00:50:06That is so cute!
00:50:09Mr. Mary Poppins!
00:50:12Tell you what, why don't you go bake me a few cookies while, uh, me and your boss, we have
00:50:19a little one-on-one time.
00:50:21Actually, we got a better idea.
00:50:23Adam, whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
00:50:27Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth is-
00:50:29Get out.
00:50:31Now.
00:50:39Run along, Mr. Mom!
00:50:41Why don't you go dust your knob?
00:50:43Why us, uh, drone folks, have a little talk.
00:50:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, boys!
00:50:55That's how you have a good day.
00:50:57Right?
00:50:58You make money, you have fun, and you-
00:51:02Oh, look who it is!
00:51:04Hello, boys.
00:51:05It's the nanny.
00:51:15It's the nanny.
00:51:21What are you doing?
00:51:23You know who the hell I am?
00:51:24You know what I could do to you with one call?
00:51:26Do it.
00:51:28Call him.
00:51:30I will.
00:51:31I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office, and I'll call the mayor.
00:51:36They'll call a senator, and round and round, we go.
00:51:39You're small fish.
00:51:40I have bigger things to worry about than you.
00:51:43So instead, I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
00:51:49Bye-bye, bitch.
00:51:51So congrats.
00:51:52You no longer exist.
00:51:53No.
00:51:54No, that's impossible.
00:51:56No.
00:51:58No!
00:51:59No!
00:52:02By the way, here's money for a cab.
00:52:08If you ever come near Millie or Vivian again, your bank accounts won't be the only thing
00:52:13that disappeared tonight.
00:52:15Now run away, little man.
00:52:19Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
00:52:26Who are you?
00:52:29I'm the nanny.
00:52:45What did you say to him?
00:52:46Nothing.
00:52:47I was just getting this.
00:52:49This is not a joke.
00:52:50Adam, these are dangerous people.
00:52:58Hey, listen.
00:53:00I'm sorry.
00:53:02I am so sorry.
00:53:03We will never, ever bother you again.
00:53:13Adam, what did you...
00:53:16Who are you?
00:53:17Really?
00:53:30Millie, can you go with Margot, baby?
00:53:31I gotta talk to Adam.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:35Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:53:37Bye, Millie.
00:53:40This was a mistake.
00:53:42This was a huge mistake.
00:53:43Vivian, look.
00:53:44I know you think I'm just a part of it.
00:53:45I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
00:53:48I really can't.
00:53:49I have way bigger concerns.
00:53:51Like what?
00:53:54Like me!
00:54:03Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:54:11If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
00:54:18Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:54:21People get hurt.
00:54:27Is that so?
00:54:37Boss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass, wondering why the world's
00:54:43greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
00:54:46Tell him to calm down.
00:54:47I'm finishing the mission.
00:54:48Come on, move your ass.
00:54:59Everybody out!
00:55:04We, uh, got a girl here, Roscoe.
00:55:07I don't know.
00:55:08Focus on the mission.
00:55:10Uh, you know me.
00:55:14Dammit!
00:55:17Every time.
00:55:20If your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour, we're gonna start sending fingers.
00:55:25One.
00:55:26Fuck.
00:55:35What's up, man?
00:55:36I said, everybody out.
00:55:40Look, man, I'm just a bartender.
00:55:42Besides, what if your little hostage over there gets thirsty?
00:55:50Throw him in the closet.
00:55:56You're playing a real dangerous game, smartass.
00:55:59Just making a martini.
00:56:01Improperly.
00:56:02Be that as it may.
00:56:03Fun fact.
00:56:05Do you know it's supposed to be stirred?
00:56:06Hot shaken?
00:56:07James Bond would actually ask for his martini shaken.
00:56:10Why?
00:56:12Because it'd get watered down, just so he can keep his wits about him on the job.
00:56:17Really good agent.
00:56:17Probably the second best agent there is.
00:56:21Do you know how I know that?
00:56:24Because you're a bartender.
00:56:27No, I'm not a bartender.
00:56:29That's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
00:56:39That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
00:56:41Who are you?
00:56:43FBI?
00:56:44CIA?
00:56:45Oh, man.
00:56:46I'm Adam Hawk.
00:56:48Adam Hawk is a myth.
00:56:50Well, then they sure heard it all.
00:56:56Here you are again, Vivi.
00:56:58Kidnapped for your family's money, and your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show when you need him the most.
00:57:03If I get out of this, I need to find a better man for myself.
00:57:09Hey.
00:57:10Hey, you're okay.
00:57:12You're safe now.
00:57:14Who are you?
00:57:15I'm nobody.
00:57:16I'm just an bartender.
00:57:18He's helping you out.
00:57:20Can you stand?
00:57:21Yeah.
00:57:25You okay?
00:57:28First time?
00:57:30No, I get, um, kidnapped and my fingers nearly chopped off all the time.
00:57:34Okay.
00:57:36Thanks for getting me out of there.
00:57:40You know, your heart's beating really fast.
00:57:43You need to reset your nervous system.
00:57:45Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down.
00:57:47Okay?
00:57:48I was, uh, a bartender for the mom know how to do that.
00:57:53She has no idea who I really am.
00:57:56Trade secret.
00:57:58Can't focus.
00:57:59Breathe in.
00:58:02Breathe out.
00:58:06One more time.
00:58:07Breathe in.
00:58:10Breathe out.
00:58:13Breathe out.
00:58:22Adam, where are you?
00:58:27Uh, Roscoe, I broke cover.
00:58:28You know, half the leaders of the free world are pissed at you, not that you care.
00:58:31The copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
00:58:34ETA, two minutes.
00:58:35Ah, come on, man.
00:58:36Give me five minutes.
00:58:37This girl's a baddie.
00:58:38You're gonna bloody go.
00:58:39I'll come down there myself and pick you up.
00:58:41You're coming.
00:58:46Maybe another laugh, sweetheart.
00:58:51Roscoe, I hate you.
00:58:58Adam?
00:59:00Not even a note.
00:59:05Ah!
00:59:07Ah!
00:59:08Ah!
00:59:08Ah!
00:59:09Ah!
00:59:09Ah!
00:59:10Ah!
00:59:11Ah!
00:59:15Oh, my God.
00:59:17Svet, what are you doing here?
00:59:18You lied to me.
00:59:19Come on, can we not do this right now?
00:59:21I got a guy trying to kill me.
00:59:22He told me he loved me.
00:59:23We're spies, girl.
00:59:24That's what we do.
00:59:25You know what all spies do?
00:59:27They kill each other.
00:59:28Ha ha.
00:59:30Promise.
00:59:32All men are the same.
00:59:34Ah!
00:59:36Ah!
00:59:38Ah!
00:59:39Ah!
00:59:39Ah!
00:59:40Ah!
00:59:42Here, make yourself useful.
00:59:44Thanks.
00:59:47Ah!
01:00:05What were you about to do, huh?
01:00:07Not a jam thing.
01:00:08Wait.
01:00:13You're lost
01:00:19I'll see you later
01:00:20He's coming for your daughter
01:00:25What are you talking about?
01:00:33Raymond Strauss
01:00:34Is coming for your daughter
01:00:37Who the hell is this?
01:00:38I don't have a daughter
01:00:44Well
01:00:46Let's find out
01:00:57No way
01:01:02Congrats
01:01:03It's a girl
01:01:07Why did she tell me
01:01:08It's been eight years
01:01:09I mean you're not exactly
01:01:10The easiest to track down now
01:01:11Are you?
01:01:12Besides
01:01:12Your baby mama here
01:01:14Vivian
01:01:15She's been busy
01:01:16Non-profits
01:01:18Charities
01:01:18She's built her entire empire
01:01:20Helping other people
01:01:21She's an all-around great person
01:01:23As opposed to
01:01:26Raymond Strauss
01:01:27Ex-special forces
01:01:29Presumed dead twice
01:01:30Somehow came back to life
01:01:32And became the world's largest arms dealer
01:01:35So he's after Vivian and Millie
01:01:37Because of me
01:01:41So what do I do?
01:01:42Go protect your family
01:01:44Go protect your family genius
01:01:44Go protect your family genius
01:01:57Hi
01:02:04Do you remember me?
01:02:07I'll take that as a yes
01:02:08You snuck off
01:02:09And left me on your dirty little futon
01:02:12Yeah I remember you
01:02:13What do you want?
01:02:14I mean so what do I even say to her
01:02:16It's been eight years
01:02:17What just walk up to her door
01:02:19And be like
01:02:20Hi I'm your baby's daddy
01:02:21I'm a secret agent
01:02:22And also you're in danger
01:02:23Because of me
01:02:23You know
01:02:24It doesn't really roll off the tongue there
01:02:25No no bust
01:02:26Repeat after me
01:02:27I just found out
01:02:29We have a daughter
01:02:30And I want to be part of her life
01:02:34Hi
01:02:35Do I go in with hi
01:02:36Or hello
01:02:36Doesn't matter
01:02:37Just say the rest
01:02:38Hi
01:02:39I just found out
01:02:40We have a daughter
01:02:42And I want to be a part of her life
01:02:46So you're crazy
01:02:47Got it
01:02:48You really think I would have a child
01:02:49With a one-night stand
01:02:50That bailed on me?
01:02:51I mean I didn't really bail
01:02:51I just had to go
01:02:55Dad?
01:02:56Is that you?
01:02:59Millie
01:03:00Honey
01:03:00What did I say about claiming
01:03:01Someone's your dad?
01:03:02It's
01:03:05Manipulative
01:03:07But he would make a good dad
01:03:09He looks like a prince
01:03:12I have a daughter
01:03:14I will do anything
01:03:15To keep her safe
01:03:17Actually Millie
01:03:19I'm not a prince
01:03:20But I am
01:03:20Headphones
01:03:21Okay
01:03:26Millie is my world
01:03:27You don't get to just show up
01:03:28And be her dad
01:03:29Megan
01:03:29I had no idea
01:03:30She even existed
01:03:31Alright
01:03:32But I'm here now
01:03:36And I want to be a part of her life
01:03:38You want to be in Millie's life?
01:03:40Yes
01:03:40Very much
01:03:41You can be her nanny
01:03:44Excuse me?
01:03:45Her last nanny moved away
01:03:46You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
01:03:48Then you can start by being a babysitter
01:03:52Babysitter
01:03:53Yeah, that's what I thought
01:03:55Well
01:03:55It was nice seeing you
01:03:57Adam
01:03:58Let's catch up again in another eight years
01:03:59Okay?
01:04:00Come on, baby
01:04:02Wait, Millie
01:04:04Yeah?
01:04:06I love the lizard on your shirt
01:04:08It's an iguana
01:04:09They're my favorite animal
01:04:10Is it because they do this?
01:04:14Who are you?
01:04:16Well, Millie
01:04:20I'm your new nanny
01:04:29So
01:04:31You
01:04:32You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent
01:04:36You're going to protect your daughter
01:04:37By becoming her nanny
01:04:39Yep
01:04:40I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this
01:04:43He's going to laugh his arse off
01:04:50You must be Millie's nanny
01:04:51I'm Adam
01:04:54And you are?
01:04:55I'm your nanny
01:04:56And from what I've heard
01:04:58Your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar
01:05:00Is that right?
01:05:02My last job was rescuing the president
01:05:04You'll be supervised at all times
01:05:06And if you ever try to tell Millie
01:05:09That you're her real father
01:05:10You will never speak to her again
01:05:12Got it?
01:05:15Vivian
01:05:16Hey, Vivian
01:05:19We need to talk
01:05:20I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you
01:05:22Yeah?
01:05:23But if that sounds like too much
01:05:24Then feel free to disappear for another eight years
01:05:31Great
01:05:32Now that that's settled
01:05:33Millie's in the dining room having lunch
01:05:41Mr. Adams!
01:05:43Yay!
01:05:45Millie, we do not throw forks
01:05:47But it's fun to throw forks
01:05:49I'm her nanny
01:05:52I'll take care of it
01:05:55Millie
01:05:56You see, we're gonna throw forks
01:05:59You need the proper technique
01:06:05Cool!
01:06:06How do you know how to do that?
01:06:09My other job
01:06:10Mommy said your other job was being a bum
01:06:16Can you keep a secret?
01:06:17Mm-hmm
01:06:19My other job is saving the world
01:06:22I won't tell anybody
01:06:23I won't
01:06:24Promise?
01:06:25Yeah
01:06:29What are you doing?
01:06:33Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
01:06:34I gotta talk to Adam
01:06:36Okay
01:06:39Bye, Mr. Adam
01:06:40Bye, Millie
01:06:43This was a mistake
01:06:45This was a huge mistake
01:06:46Vivian, look
01:06:47I know you think I'm just a bar
01:06:49I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now
01:06:51Adam, I really can't
01:06:52I have way bigger concerns
01:06:54Like what?
01:06:56Like
01:06:57Me!
01:07:06Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:07:09Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
01:07:14If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood
01:07:18You gotta pay
01:07:21Otherwise
01:07:22Bad things happen
01:07:24People get hurt
01:07:31Is that so?
01:07:37What do we got here?
01:07:39A little delicate flower
01:07:42Who's this, your new boyfriend?
01:07:45Actually
01:07:46He's my daughter's nanny
01:07:49Ha ha ha ha ha
01:07:53The daughter's nanny
01:07:54That is so cute
01:07:56Mr. Mary Poppins
01:08:00Tell you what
01:08:01Why don't you go bake me a few cookies
01:08:04While, uh, me and your boss
01:08:06We have a little one-on-one time
01:08:09Actually
01:08:10I got a better idea
01:08:11Adam
01:08:13Whatever you're trying to do
01:08:14It's not helping
01:08:15Look, I know you think
01:08:16I'm just a bartender
01:08:17But the truth
01:08:17Get out
01:08:19Now
01:08:27Run along, Mr. Mom
01:08:29Why don't you go dust your knob
01:08:32Why us, uh
01:08:33Drone folks
01:08:35Have a little talk
01:08:40Ha ha ha ha
01:08:42Boys
01:08:43That's how you have a good day
01:08:45Right?
01:08:46You make money
01:08:47You have fun
01:08:49And you
01:08:50Oh, look who it is
01:08:53Hello, boys
01:08:54It's the nanny
01:09:09It's the nanny
01:09:10What are you doing?
01:09:11You know who the hell I am?
01:09:12You know what I could do to you with one call?
01:09:15Do it
01:09:16Call him
01:09:18I will
01:09:19I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office
01:09:22And I'll call the mayor
01:09:23We'll call a senator
01:09:25And round and round
01:09:26We go
01:09:27You're small fish
01:09:28I have bigger things to worry about than you
01:09:31So instead
01:09:33I just had my people delete your entire digital presence
01:09:36Bye-bye, bitch
01:09:39So congrats
01:09:40You no longer exist
01:09:41No
01:09:42No, that's impossible
01:09:45No
01:09:46No
01:09:47No
01:09:50By the way
01:09:52There's money for a cab
01:09:57If you ever come near Millie
01:09:58Or Vivian again
01:09:59Your bank accounts won't be the only thing that disappeared tonight
01:10:03Now run away, little man
01:10:07Get the fuck out of here, all of you
01:10:14Who are you?
01:10:17I'm the nanny
01:10:32What did you say to him?
01:10:34Nothing
01:10:35I was just getting this
01:10:37This is not a joke
01:10:38Adam, these are dangerous people
01:10:46Hey, listen
01:10:48I'm sorry
01:10:49I am so sorry
01:10:51We will never, ever
01:10:54bother you again
01:11:01Adam, what did you
01:11:02Who are you?
01:11:06Really?
01:11:18Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
01:11:19I gotta talk to Adam
01:11:21Okay
01:11:24Bye, Mr. Adam
01:11:25Bye, Millie
01:11:28This was a mistake
01:11:30This was a huge mistake
01:11:31Vivian, look
01:11:32Vivian, look
01:11:32I know you think I'm just a part of it
01:11:33I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam
01:11:36I really can't
01:11:37I have way bigger concerns
01:11:39Like what?
01:11:41Like
01:11:42Me
01:11:54How many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
01:11:59If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay
01:12:06Otherwise, bad things happen
01:12:09People get hurt
01:12:15Is that so?
01:12:26Boss
01:12:26I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass
01:12:30Wondering why the world's greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender
01:12:34Tell him to calm down, I'm finishing the mission
01:12:36Come on, move your ass
01:12:47Everybody out
01:12:52We, uh, got a girl here, Roscoe
01:12:55I don't know
01:12:56Focus on the mission
01:12:58Uh, you know me
01:13:02Damn it
01:13:06Every time
01:13:08If your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour
01:13:11We're gonna start sending the fingers
01:13:13One
01:13:15Fuck
01:13:23What's up, man?
01:13:24I said
01:13:26Everybody
01:13:27Out
01:13:28Look, man, I'm just a bartender
01:13:30Besides, what if your
01:13:32Little hostage over there gets thirsty
01:13:39Throw it in the closet
01:13:40Throw it in the closet
01:13:45You're playing a real dangerous game, smartass
01:13:47Just making a martini
01:13:49Improperly
01:13:50Be that as it may
01:13:51Fun fact
01:13:52Do you know it's supposed to be stirred
01:13:54Not shaken?
01:13:55James Bond would actually ask for his martini shaken
01:13:59Why?
01:14:00Because it'd get watered down
01:14:02Just so he can keep his wits about him on the job
01:14:05Really good agent
01:14:06Probably the second best agent there is
01:14:09Do you know how I know that?
01:14:12Because you're a bartender
01:14:15No, I'm not a bartender
01:14:18It's because I'm the best secret agent in the world
01:14:28That's gonna hurt tomorrow
01:14:30Who are you?
01:14:31FBI?
01:14:33CIA?
01:14:34No, man
01:14:35I'm Adam Hawke
01:14:37Adam Hawke is a myth
01:14:38Well, then it sure hurt at all
01:14:44Here you are again, Vivi
01:14:46Kidnapped for your family's money
01:14:48And your shitty boyfriend
01:14:49Doesn't even show when you need him the most
01:14:51If I get out of this
01:14:52I need to find a better man for myself
01:14:57Hey
01:14:58Hey, you're okay
01:14:59You're safe now
01:15:03Who are you?
01:15:04I'm nobody
01:15:04I'm just a bartender
01:15:06He's helping you out
01:15:08Can you stand?
01:15:14You okay?
01:15:17First time?
01:15:19No, I get, um
01:15:19Kidnapped and my finger's nearly chopped off all the time
01:15:22Okay
01:15:24Thanks for
01:15:25Getting me out of there
01:15:29You know your heart's beating really fast
01:15:31I'm gonna reset your nervous system
01:15:33Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down
01:15:35Okay?
01:15:37It was, uh
01:15:39A bartender for the mob
01:15:40Know how to do that
01:15:41She has no idea who I really am
01:15:44It's right, see
01:15:46Can't focus
01:15:47Breathe in
01:15:50Breathe out
01:15:54One more time
01:15:55Breathe in
01:15:58Breathe out
01:16:10Adam, where are you?
01:16:13Uh
01:16:15Roscoe, I broke cover
01:16:16You know, half the leaders of the free world are pissed at you, not that you care
01:16:19The copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief
01:16:22ETA, two minutes
01:16:23Come on, man
01:16:24Give me five minutes
01:16:25This girl's a baddie
01:16:26You're gonna bloody go
01:16:27I'll come down there myself and pick you up
01:16:29You're coming
01:16:34Maybe you didn't know that, sweetheart
01:16:39Roscoe, I'll eat you
01:16:46Adam?
01:16:48Not even a note
01:17:04Oh my god
01:17:05Seth, what are you doing here?
01:17:07You lied to me
01:17:07Come on, can we not do this right now?
01:17:09I got a guy trying to kill me
01:17:10You told me you loved me
01:17:11We're spies, girl
01:17:12That's what we do
01:17:13You know what else spies do?
01:17:15They kill each other
01:17:16They kill each other
01:17:18Promise?
01:17:20I'm one of the same
01:17:28She's a badass
01:17:30Here, make yourself useful
01:17:32Thanks
01:17:52What are you about to do, huh?
01:17:55Not a damn thing
01:18:01You're lost
01:18:07I'll see you later
01:18:09He's coming for your daughter
01:18:13What are you talking about?
01:18:21Raymond Strauss
01:18:23Is coming for your daughter
01:18:25Who the hell is this?
01:18:26I don't have a daughter
01:18:32Well
01:18:33Let's find out
01:18:54Let's find out
01:18:57I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
01:19:00Besides, your baby mama here
01:19:03Vivian
01:19:03She's been busy
01:19:05Non-profits
01:19:06Charities
01:19:07She's built her entire empire
01:19:09Helping other people
01:19:10She's an all-around great person
01:19:11As opposed to
01:19:14Raymond Strauss
01:19:16Ex-Special Forces
01:19:17Presumed dead twice
01:19:19Presumed dead twice
01:19:19Somehow came back to life
01:19:20And became the world's largest arms dealer
01:19:23So he's after Vivian
01:19:25Vivian and Millie
01:19:25Because of me
01:19:29So what do I do?
01:19:31Go protect your family, genius
01:19:45Hi
01:19:52Do you remember me?
01:19:55I'll take that as a yes
01:19:56You snuck off
01:19:58And left me on your dirty little futon
01:20:00Yeah, I remember you
01:20:01What do you want?
01:20:03I mean, so what do I even say to her?
01:20:04It's been eight years
01:20:05What, just walk up to her door and be like
01:20:08Hi, I'm your baby's daddy
01:20:09I'm a secret agent
01:20:10And also, you're in danger because of me
01:20:11You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there
01:20:13No, no bust
01:20:14Repeat after me
01:20:16I just found out we have a daughter
01:20:18And I want to be part of her life
01:20:22Hi
01:20:23Do I go in with hi or hello?
01:20:25It doesn't matter
01:20:26Just say the rest
01:20:27Hi
01:20:28I just found out we have a daughter
01:20:30And I want to be a part of her life
01:20:34So you're crazy
01:20:35Got it
01:20:36You really think I would have a child
01:20:37With a one-night stand that bailed on me?
01:20:39I mean, I didn't really bail
01:20:40I just had to go
01:20:43Dad?
01:20:45Is that you?
01:20:48Millie, honey
01:20:48What did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
01:20:52It's...
01:20:53Manipulative
01:20:55But he would make a good dad
01:20:57He looks like a prince
01:21:01I have a daughter
01:21:02I will do anything to keep her safe
01:21:05Actually Millie
01:21:07I'm not a prince
01:21:08But I am
01:21:09Headphones
01:21:09Okay
01:21:14Millie's my world
01:21:15You don't get to just show up and be her dad
01:21:17Megan, I had no idea she even existed
01:21:20Right
01:21:20But I'm here now
01:21:25And I want to be a part of her life
01:21:26You want to be Millie's life?
01:21:28Yes, very much
01:21:29You can be her nanny
01:21:32Excuse me?
01:21:33Her last nanny moved away
01:21:34You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
01:21:36Then you can start by being a babysitter
01:21:40Babysitter
01:21:42Yeah, that's what I thought
01:21:43Well, it was nice seeing you
01:21:45Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
01:21:49Come on, baby
01:21:50Wait, Millie
01:21:52Yeah?
01:21:54I love the lizard on your shirt
01:21:56It's an iguana
01:21:57They're my favorite animal
01:21:59Is it because they do this?
01:22:03Who are you?
01:22:04Well, Millie?
01:22:08I'm your new nanny
01:22:11Mmm
01:22:19So...
01:22:20You
01:22:20You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent
01:22:24You're gonna protect your daughter of becoming her nanny
01:22:28Yep
01:22:28I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this
01:22:31He's gonna laugh his arse off
01:22:38You must be Millie's nanny
01:22:40I'm Adam
01:22:43And you are?
01:22:44I'm your nanny
01:22:45And from what I've heard
01:22:46Your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar, is that right?
01:22:51My last job was rescuing the president
01:22:53You'll be supervised at all times
01:22:55And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father
01:22:58You will never speak to her again
01:23:01Got it?
01:23:03Vivian
01:23:04Hey, Vivian
01:23:07We need to talk
01:23:08I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you
01:23:10Yeah?
01:23:11But if that sounds like too much, then
01:23:13Feel free to disappear for another eight years
01:23:19Great!
01:23:20Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch
01:23:29Mr. Adams!
01:23:31Yay!
01:23:33Millie, we do not throw forks
01:23:35But it's fun to throw forks
01:23:38I'm her nanny
01:23:40I'll take care of it
01:23:43Millie
01:23:45You see, we're gonna throw forks
01:23:47You need the proper technique
01:23:53Cool!
01:23:54How do you know how to do that?
01:23:57My other job.
01:23:58Mommy said your other job was being a bum.
01:24:04Can you keep a secret?
01:24:06Mm-hmm.
01:24:07My other job is saving the world.
01:24:10Don't tell anybody.
01:24:12I won't.
01:24:12Promise?
01:24:13Yeah.
01:24:17What are you doing?
01:24:21Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
01:24:23I got to talk to Adam.
01:24:24Okay.
01:24:27Bye, Mr. Adam.
01:24:28Bye, Millie.
01:24:32This was a mistake.
01:24:33This was a huge mistake.
01:24:35Vivian, look, I know you think I'm just a part of it.
01:24:37I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
01:24:39I really can't.
01:24:41I have way bigger concerns.
01:24:43Like what?
01:24:45Like me!
01:24:58How many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
01:25:02If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you got to pay.
01:25:10Otherwise, bad things happen.
01:25:13People get hurt.
01:25:19Is that so?
01:25:25What do we got here?
01:25:26A little delicate flower.
01:25:30Who's this, your new boyfriend?
01:25:33Actually.
01:25:35He's my daughter's nanny.
01:25:41The daughter's nanny.
01:25:43That is so cute.
01:25:45Mr. Mary Poppins.
01:25:49Tell you what.
01:25:49Why don't you go bake me a few cookies while me and your boss, we have a little one-on
01:25:56-one time.
01:25:58Actually, I got a better idea.
01:26:00Adam.
01:26:01Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
01:26:03Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth is-
01:26:06Get out.
01:26:08Now.
01:26:15Run along, Mr. Mom.
01:26:18Why don't you go dust your knob?
01:26:21Why us, uh, grown folks, have a little talk.
01:26:29Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:26:30Boys, that's how you have a good day.
01:26:33Ha, ha, ha.
01:26:33Right?
01:26:34You make money, you have fun, and you...
01:26:39Oh, look who it is.
01:26:41Hello, boys.
01:26:42It's the nanny.
01:26:51What are you doing?
01:26:59You know who the hell I am?
01:27:01You know what I could do to you with one call?
01:27:03Do it.
01:27:04Call him.
01:27:07I will.
01:27:08I'm guessing you're going to call the mayor's office, and I'll call the mayor.
01:27:12They'll call a senator, and round and round we go.
01:27:16You're small fish.
01:27:17I have bigger things to worry about than you.
01:27:19So instead, I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
01:27:25Bye-bye, bitch.
01:27:27So congrats.
01:27:29You no longer exist.
01:27:30No.
01:27:31No, that's impossible.
01:27:32No.
01:27:34No.
01:27:35No.
01:27:36No.
01:27:38No!
01:27:39By the way, there's money for a cab.
01:27:45If you ever come near Millie or Vivian again, your bank accounts won't be the only thing
01:27:49that disappeared tonight.
01:27:51Now run away, little man.
01:27:56Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
01:28:02Who are you?
01:28:05I'm the nanny.
01:28:21What did you say to him?
01:28:22Nothing.
01:28:23I was just getting this.
01:28:25This is not a joke.
01:28:27Adam, these are dangerous people.
01:28:35Hey, listen.
01:28:37I'm sorry.
01:28:38I am so sorry.
01:28:39We will never, ever bother you again.
01:28:49Adam, what did you...
01:28:52Who are you?
01:28:54Really.
01:28:56Really.