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Think about what she actually delivers. Not punishment. Not karma. She removes a person's access to you — which is a very specific, very limited, very practical thing.
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power read on Ghost Hunter Hotline, and Zoey isn't a vigilante. She's a service provider.
Think about what she actually delivers. Not punishment. Not karma. She removes a person's access to you — which is a very specific, very limited, very practical thing.
And that's what makes her business interesting: her clients keep asking for more than that. They want the person to suffer, to learn, to come back and regret. She can't sell any of that.
So the show becomes a study in what people actually need versus what they ask for. And Zoey can't explain the difference without giving away what happened to her.
✨ What worked:
- The clients are ordinary. That's the scary part.
- Nobody in the show calls her a hero.
✨ Bottom line: the most powerful person here is also the most restricted.
Would you have asked for more?
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00:05Oh, my bad, bro.
00:16Oh, yo, Zoe.
00:19My bad about your face.
00:21You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
00:24You're still on that, bro.
00:25Chill.
00:26All I did was ghost you.
00:30How about this?
00:31We run it back.
00:32Run it back?
00:32Yeah.
00:33I give you backstage passes to my next set.
00:37Please stop talking.
00:38Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
00:40How about you bring your hottest friends?
00:41We get you VIP.
00:43We get you all backstage.
00:44I said stop talking.
00:48What the fuck?
00:55Did you just?
00:57Did he just?
01:02Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
01:04Ooh, wear something hot.
01:05Good morning.
01:08Are we still on for tonight?
01:11Hey, got off work.
01:19I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
01:24But this isn't one of those times.
01:41Miss, are you ready to order that?
01:43Just a few minutes, please.
01:46An hour.
01:47I've been sitting here for an hour.
01:53Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
01:55I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
01:58Go touch some grass.
02:04In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
02:09No.
02:11No.
02:12Worse.
02:13It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
02:16Mommy, forget about Josh, babe.
02:18Yeah, ghosters should go to hell.
02:20I have an idea to cheer you up.
02:22You're coming to the party with us tonight.
02:24I don't know.
02:24I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
02:30What?
02:32Why is it doing that?
02:33I have no idea.
03:01D.Va.
03:03Period.
03:04Period.
03:04Let's go to the party.
03:07This is coming with us.
03:18You can, bro.
03:19You can.
03:20Woo!
03:20Yeah, all right.
03:21I'll catch y'all.
03:22I'll catch y'all.
03:22Hey, what's up?
03:29Oh!
03:32Oh!
03:33Oh, my bad, bro.
03:45Yozo, my bad about your face
03:48You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year
03:51You're still on that bro chill
03:53All I did was ghost you
03:56How about this, you run it back
03:59Run it back?
04:00Yeah, not give you backstage passes to my next set
04:04Please stop talking
04:05Ooh, I like it when you're frosty with me
04:07How about you bring your hottest friends
04:08We get you VIP, we get you all backstage
04:11I said, stop talking
04:16What the fuck?
04:22Did you just?
04:24Did he just?
04:32Bro, where am I?
04:34Where am I?
04:36Welcome
04:45Let's get started
04:52I can't believe you killed him
04:53He's dead
04:54Eh, not the bad thing because
04:56He's not dead, okay?
04:57I didn't kill him, come on
04:58Okay then, well, what happened?
04:59Because you sprayed him as a joke and then poof
05:01He just disappeared into thin air
05:03So I don't even know
05:03Hold on
05:04I'ma try it
05:06Wait!
05:07I don't even know
05:13She's dead
05:13No!
05:15Yeah, we're gonna be
05:18No!
05:21She's dead
05:22I'm still here
05:24Your face looks freaking perfect
05:26Drop dead gorgeous
05:30Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters
05:35holy ghosting shit
05:37to all the baddies
05:38hit us up if you need to ghost your ghost
05:41one night only
05:55as i was saying
05:56it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com
05:58but the way i'll be playing the male lead
06:00they're giving it layers that no one's ever seen
06:02before
06:05are one of those layers ghosting your hometown
06:07girlfriend right after you knocked her up
06:08what are you talking about delilah says hi
06:12and bye
06:14oh
06:22oh
06:22oh
06:23oh
06:23oh
06:38my baby
06:39my sweet
06:40she meant nothing to me
06:41my things
06:42only thirst for you
06:44you're my one in
06:51hey sexy
06:52who'd you come here with
06:54i bet your blood tastes delicious
06:58oh honey
06:59watch your step
07:00i don't want you falling for me
07:02and getting wet
07:03oh really
07:15you stupid
07:17pathetic girls
07:18do you know what spence in my costume is
07:20it's made in a town
07:22it is city in ill and you can't even pronounce
07:24no more excuses
07:35let's welcome our new member
07:38conrad from finance
07:42hello
07:43conrad from finance
07:46oh god
07:48yo hey lady
07:50i need to get back to my shareholders
07:52all right
07:52you're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's
07:58needs
07:58oh god
07:59you sound just like her
08:01do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value
08:05the problem is
08:06the world hates to see young guys
08:10young men
08:11like me
08:12be successful and secure
08:13great
08:15repeat after me
08:18other people's feelings are valid
08:24other people's feelings are valid
08:33this halloween zero ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are celebrating
08:38and it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media
08:43where on the street is they can ghost your ex with a special spray
08:48the whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known
08:55that's not love bombing that's like being romantic
08:58speaking of
08:59you are gorgeous
09:01i never believed in love at first sight but looking at you now i don't know
09:11so
09:16did you ghost me
09:18josh
09:19did you ghost me
09:22wow
09:23really you got nothing
09:24after you just ghosted me
09:25i mean
09:26so come on you're better than this
09:27josh
09:28i was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour
09:30i was gonna show up
09:32okay
09:32i
09:33my phone died
09:34for the whole day
09:36why are you making this such a big deal
09:39did you even think about the possibility that maybe i was going through something
09:42oh what were you going through
09:44i
09:46you know what
09:47that's actually not the point
09:49the point is
09:50you're being selfish
09:51a second chance
09:52it's it's the least i deserve zo
09:54come on i didn't even do anything wrong
09:56i can change
10:05maybe you uh josh
10:09i just really don't give us
10:21repeat after me
10:23i will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity
10:28i will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity
10:34good
10:35now
10:37let's all welcome our newest member
10:42josh
10:48hi josh
10:50hi josh
11:23ahhh
11:36Oh, my bad, man.
11:46Oh, yo, Zoe.
11:50My bad about your face.
11:52You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
11:55You're still on that, bro.
11:56Chill.
11:57All I did was ghost you.
11:59Don't touch me.
12:00How about this?
12:01We run it back.
12:03Run it back?
12:03Yeah.
12:04I give you backstage passes to my next set.
12:07Please stop talking.
12:08Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
12:10How about you bring your hottest friends?
12:12We get you VIP.
12:14We get you all backstage.
12:15I said stop talking.
12:19What the fuck?
12:26Did you just?
12:27Did he just?
12:33Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
12:35Ooh, where's that good hot?
12:36Good morning.
12:39We still on for tonight?
12:42Hey, got off work.
12:50I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
12:55But this isn't one of those times.
13:12Miss, are you ready to order yet?
13:13Just a few more minutes, please.
13:17An hour.
13:18I've been sitting here for an hour.
13:24Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
13:26I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
13:29Go touch some grass.
13:35In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
13:40No, worse.
13:43It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
13:47Oh, me.
13:48Forget about Josh, babe.
13:49Yeah, ghost or she go to hell.
13:51I have an idea to cheer you up.
13:53You're coming to the party with us tonight.
13:54I don't know.
13:55I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
14:01What?
14:02Why is it doing that?
14:04I have no idea.
14:32D.Va, period.
14:35Let's go to the party.
14:37Hey, this is coming with us.
14:47Hey!
14:49You can't, bro.
14:50We're coming.
14:51Woo!
14:51Yeah, all right.
14:52I'll catch y'all.
14:53I'll catch y'all.
14:53Hey, what's up?
15:00Oh!
15:04Oh, my bad, bro.
15:14Yo, Zoe.
15:17Oh, my bad about your face.
15:19I thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
15:22You're still on that, bro.
15:24Chill.
15:25All I did was ghost you.
15:26Don't touch me.
15:27How about this?
15:29We run it back.
15:30Run it back?
15:30Yeah, I give you backstage passes to my next set.
15:35Please stop talking.
15:36Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
15:38How about you bring your hottest friends?
15:40We get you VIP.
15:41We get you all backstage.
15:42My set!
15:43Stop talking!
15:46We get you all backstage.
15:47What the fuck?!
15:52Did you just...
15:55Did he just...
16:02Bro, where am I?
16:16Let's get started.
16:23I can't believe you killed him.
16:24He's dead.
16:25Not a bad thing because...
16:27He's not dead.
16:28Okay?
16:28I didn't kill him.
16:29Come on.
16:29Okay, then what happened?
16:30Because you sprayed him as a joke and then poof!
16:32He just disappeared into thin air so I don't even know...
16:35I'm gonna try it.
16:37Wait!
16:53I'm still here.
16:55And your face looks freaking perfect.
16:57Drop-dead gorgeous.
17:01Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
17:05Holy ghosting shit.
17:08To all the baddies.
17:10Hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
17:12One night only.
17:26As I was saying, it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com, but the way I'll be playing
17:30the male lead, I'll be giving you layers that no one's ever seen before.
17:35Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
17:39What are you talking about?
17:40Delilah says hi.
17:43And bye.
18:09My baby, my sweet, she meant nothing to me.
18:12And my thing is only thirst for you.
18:15You're my one in...
18:22Hey, sexy.
18:23Who'd you come here with?
18:25I bet your blood tastes delicious.
18:29Oh, honey.
18:30Watch your step.
18:31I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
18:35We're rolling.
18:46You stupid, pathetic girls!
18:49Do not spend time in my costumes!
18:51It's made in a town, in a city, in Illini, you can't even pronounce!
18:55No!
18:55No more excuses.
19:05Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
19:13Hello, Conrad from Finance.
19:17Oh, God.
19:19Yo, hey, lady.
19:21I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
19:23You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
19:29Oh, God.
19:31You sound just like her.
19:32Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
19:36The problem is, the world hates to see young guys, young men, like me, be successful and secure.
19:44Quiet!
19:46Repeat after me.
19:50Other people's feelings are valid.
19:55Other people's feelings are valid.
20:04This Halloween, zero ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are… celebrating?
20:10And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
20:15Word on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
20:19The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
20:26That's not love bombing, that's like being romantic.
20:29Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
20:32I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how…
20:42Zoe!
20:47Did you ghost me?
20:48Josh?
20:50Did you ghost me?
20:52What?
20:53Wow!
20:54Really, you got nothing.
20:55After you just ghosted me.
20:56I mean, so, come on, you're better than this.
20:58Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
21:02I was gonna show up, okay?
21:03I…
21:04My phone died.
21:05For the whole day?
21:07Why are you making this such a big deal?
21:10Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
21:14Oh, what were you going through?
21:15I…
21:17You know what?
21:18You know what?
21:18That's actually not the point.
21:20The point is, you're being selfish.
21:22A second chance, it's the least I deserve, Zoe.
21:25Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
21:27I can change.
21:36Maybe you will, Josh.
21:40I just really don't get it.
21:43Whoa!
21:44What the…
21:52Repeat after me.
21:54I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
21:59I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
22:05Good!
22:07Now, let's all welcome our newest member, Josh.
22:19Hi, Josh.
22:21Oh, my God.
23:06Oh, my God, bro.
23:19yo zo my bad about your face you thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year
23:25you're still on that bro chill all i did was ghost you how about this you want it back run
23:34it back
23:34yeah i'll give you backstage passes to my next seg please stop talking oh i like it when you're bossy
23:41with me how about you bring your hottest friends we get you vip we get you all backstage
23:46what the fuck
23:56did you just did he just
24:03can't wait to see you hot stuff oh where's something hot good morning
24:10you still on for tonight
24:13hey got off work
24:21i've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20 something years of my life
24:26but this isn't one of those times
24:43miss are you ready to order yet just a few more minutes please
24:48an hour i've been sitting here for an hour
24:55hey it's josh's voicemail i'm sorry i'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up
24:59go touch some grass
25:06in modern dating getting ghosted can make you feel
25:13no worse it can make you feel like you simply don't exist
25:18forget about josh babe
25:20yeah ghosters should go to hell
25:22i have an idea to cheer you up
25:23you're coming to the party with us tonight
25:25i don't know
25:26i think i'm gonna stay in read a book
25:28i'd never go on another date
25:31what
25:33why is it doing that
25:35i have no idea
26:03diva
26:04period
26:06let's go to the party
26:08this is coming with us
26:18yes
26:19yes
26:20yeah
26:20yeah all right i'll catch y'all i'll catch y'all
26:24hey what's up
26:34oh my bad bro
26:46yo zo my bad about your face
26:50you thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year
26:53you're still on that bro chill
26:55all i did was ghost you
26:57don't touch me
26:58how about this
26:59we run it back
27:01run it back
27:01yeah i'll give you backstage passes to my next set
27:06please stop talking
27:06oh i like it when you're bossy with me
27:09how about you bring your hottest friends
27:10we get you vip
27:12we get you all backstage
27:13david
27:13i said stop talking
27:17what the fuck
27:24did you just
27:25did he just
27:33bro
27:34where am i
27:36welcome
27:46let's get started
27:53i can't believe you killed him
27:55no
27:55he's dead
27:56and that's a bad thing because
27:57he's not dead
27:58okay i didn't kill him
28:00come on
28:00okay then what happened because
28:01you sprayed him as a joke
28:03and then poof
28:03he just disappeared
28:04so i don't even know
28:05imma try it
28:08wait
28:08wait
28:23i'm still here
28:25and your face looks freaking perfect
28:28drop dead gorgeous
28:32maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters
28:36holy ghosting shit
28:39to all the baddies
28:40hit us up if you need to ghost your ghost her
28:43one night only
28:56as i was saying
28:58it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com
29:00but the way i'll be playing the male lead
29:02they're giving it layers that no one's ever seen before
29:06are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up
29:10what are you talking about
29:11delilah says hi
29:14and bye
29:23oh
29:23oh
29:24oh
29:24oh
29:25oh
29:25oh
29:26oh
29:40My baby, my sweet, she meant nothing to me.
29:43My things, only thirst for you.
29:46You're my one in...
29:52Hey, sexy.
29:54Who'd you come here with?
29:55I bet your blood tastes delicious.
30:00Oh, honey, watch your step.
30:02I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
30:05Oh, really?
30:17You stupid pathetic girls!
30:20Do you know how expensive my costume is?
30:22It's made in a town, it is city and ill, and you claim it for now!
30:26No more excuses.
30:37Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
30:45Hello, Conrad from Finance.
30:48Oh, God.
30:50Yo, hey, lady.
30:52I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
30:54You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
31:00Oh, God.
31:01You sound just like her.
31:03Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
31:07The problem is, the world hates to see young guys, young men, like me, be successful and secure.
31:15Quiet!
31:17Repeat after me.
31:20Other people's feelings are valid.
31:26Other people's feelings are valid.
31:35This Halloween, serial ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are... celebrating?
31:40And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
31:46Where on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
31:50The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
31:57That's not love-bombing, that's like being romantic.
32:00Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
32:03I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how to...
32:13Zoe!
32:17Did you ghost me?
32:19Josh?
32:20Did you ghost me?
32:23Wow, really, you got nothing.
32:26After you just ghosted me, I mean...
32:28Zoe, come on, you're better than this.
32:29Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
32:32I was gonna show up, okay?
32:34I...
32:35My phone died.
32:36For the whole day?
32:38Why are you making this such a big deal?
32:41Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
32:44Oh, what were you going through?
32:46I...
32:48You know what?
32:49That's actually not the point.
32:51The point is, you're being selfish.
32:52A second chance.
32:54It's the least I deserve, Zoe.
32:56Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
32:58I can change.
33:08Maybe you will.
33:08Josh, I just really don't get it.
33:14Whoa!
33:15What the...
33:16What the...
33:19Oh, jeez.
33:23Repeat after me.
33:25I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
33:30I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
33:36Good.
33:38Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
33:44Josh.
33:49Hi, Josh.
33:51Josh.
33:52Oh, my gosh.
33:53Oh, my gosh.
34:37Oh, my bad, bro.
34:48Oh, yo, Zoe, my bad about your face.
34:53You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
34:56You're still on that, bro.
34:58Chill.
34:59All I did was ghost you.
35:01Don't touch me.
35:02How about this?
35:03You run it back.
35:04Run it back?
35:05Yeah.
35:06I give you backstage passes to my next set.
35:09Please stop talking.
35:10Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
35:12How about you bring your hottest friends?
35:14We get you VIP.
35:16We get you all bad statements.
35:17I said stop talking.
35:21What the fuck?
35:27Did you just?
35:29Did he just?
35:34Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
35:36Oh, there's something hot.
35:37Good morning.
35:40Are we still on for tonight?
35:44Hey, got off work.
35:52I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
35:57But this isn't one of those times.
36:14Miss, are you ready to order yet?
36:15Just a few more minutes, please.
36:19An hour.
36:20I've been sitting here for an hour.
36:26Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
36:28I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
36:30Go touch some grass.
36:37In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
36:42No.
36:44No, worse.
36:45It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
36:48Don't worry.
36:49Forget about Josh, babe.
36:51Yeah, ghost or she go to hell.
36:53I have an idea to cheer you up.
36:54You're coming to the party with us tonight.
36:56I don't know.
36:57I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another dick.
37:03What?
37:04Why is it doing that?
37:06I have no idea.
37:34D.Va.
37:35Period.
37:37Period.
37:37Let's go to the party.
37:39This is coming with us.
37:49Yes.
37:50He can, bro.
37:51He's coming.
37:52Woo!
37:53Yeah, all right.
37:54I'll catch y'all.
37:54I'll catch y'all.
37:55Hey, what's up?
38:02Oh!
38:05Oh, my bad, bro.
38:15Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, my bad about your face.
38:21You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
38:24You're still on that, bro, chill.
38:26All I did was ghost you.
38:28Don't touch me.
38:29How about this?
38:30You run it back.
38:32Run it back?
38:32Yeah.
38:33I'll give you backstage passes to my next set.
38:36Please stop talking.
38:37Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
38:40How about you bring your hottest friends?
38:41We get you VIP.
38:43We get you all backstage.
38:44I said stop talking.
38:48What the fuuuuuck?
38:55Did you just?
38:56Did he just?
39:04Bro, where am I?
39:08Welcome.
39:18Let's get started.
39:25I can't believe you killed him.
39:26He's dead.
39:27And that's a bad thing because...
39:29He's not dead, okay?
39:30I didn't kill him.
39:31Come on.
39:31Okay, then, well, what happened?
39:32Because you sprayed him as a joke and then, poof, he just disappeared into thin air.
39:36So I don't even know...
39:36I'm gonna try it.
39:39Wait!
39:39Wait!
39:54I'm still here.
39:57Your face looks freaking perfect.
39:59Drop dead gorgeous.
40:02Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
40:07Holy ghosting shit.
40:10To all the baddies.
40:11Hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
40:14One night only.
40:18Woo!
40:27As I was saying, it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com, but the way I'll be playing
40:32the male lead, I'll be giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
40:37Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
40:41What are you talking about?
40:42Delilah says hi.
40:43And bye.
40:47Oh!
40:54Oh!
41:10My baby, my sweet, she meant nothing to me.
41:14My things, only thirst for you.
41:17You're my one in...
41:23Hey, sexy, who'd you come here with?
41:26I bet your blood tastes delicious.
41:30Oh, honey, watch your step.
41:33I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
41:36Oh, really?
41:48You stupid pathetic girls!
41:51Do you know how much my costume is?
41:53It's made in a town, in a city, in Illinois, you can't even pronounce!
41:57No more excuses.
42:07Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
42:16Hello, Conrad from Finance.
42:19Oh, God.
42:21Yo, hey, lady.
42:23I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
42:25You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
42:31Oh, God.
42:32You sound just like her.
42:34Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
42:38The problem is, the world hates to see young guys, young men, like me, be successful and secure.
42:46Credit!
42:48Repeat after me.
42:51Other people's feelings are valid.
42:57Other people's feelings are valid.
43:05This Halloween, serial ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are... celebrating?
43:11And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
43:17Word on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
43:21The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
43:28That's not love-bombing, that's like being romantic.
43:31Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
43:34I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
43:44Zoe!
43:48Did you ghost me?
43:50Josh?
43:51Did you ghost me?
43:54What?
43:55Wow!
43:55Really?
43:56You got nothing.
43:57After you just ghosted me.
43:58I mean...
43:59So, come on, you're better than this.
44:00Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
44:03Well, I was gonna show up, okay?
44:05I...
44:06My phone died.
44:07For the whole day?
44:09Why are you making this such a big deal?
44:11Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
44:15Oh, what were you going through?
44:17I...
44:19You know what?
44:20That's actually not the point.
44:21The point is, you're being selfish.
44:24Second chance, it's the least I deserve, Zoe.
44:27Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
44:29I can change.
44:38Maybe you will, Josh.
44:42I just really don't get it.
44:45Whoa!
44:46What the...
44:53Repeat after me.
44:56I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
45:01I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
45:07Good!
45:09Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
45:15Josh.
45:20Hi, Josh.
45:22Josh.
45:23Shhh.
45:24HH.
45:25HAH!
45:26AHHHHH!
45:28AHHHHH!
46:29Chill. All I did was ghost you.
46:33How about this? We run it back.
46:35Run it back?
46:36Yeah. I give you backstage passes to my next set.
46:40Please stop talking.
46:41Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
46:43How about you bring your hottest friends?
46:45We get you VIP. We get you all backstage.
46:48I said stop talking.
46:52What the fuck?
46:58Did you just?
47:00Did he just?
47:05Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
47:07Oh, where's something hot?
47:08Good morning.
47:11Are you still on for tonight?
47:15Hey, got off work.
47:23I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
47:28But this isn't one of those times.
47:45Miss, are you ready to order yet?
47:46Just a few more minutes, please.
47:50An hour.
47:51I've been sitting here for an hour.
47:57Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
47:58I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
48:01Go touch some grass.
48:08In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
48:13No.
48:14No.
48:15Worse.
48:16It can make you feel like you simply...
48:18Don't exist.
48:19Oh, Niamh.
48:20Forget about Josh, babe.
48:22Yeah, ghosters should go to hell.
48:24I have an idea to cheer you up.
48:25You're coming to the party with us tonight.
48:27I don't know.
48:28I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
48:33What?
48:35Why is it doing that?
48:37I have no idea.
49:05D.Va.
49:06Period.
49:08Let's go to the party.
49:10This is coming with us.
49:20Yes!
49:21You can, bro.
49:22We're coming.
49:23Woo!
49:24Yeah, all right.
49:25I'll catch y'all.
49:25I'll catch y'all.
49:26Hey, what's up?
49:36Oh, my bad, bro.
49:46Oh, yo, Zoe.
49:50My bad about your face.
49:51You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
49:55You're still on that, bro.
49:56Chill.
49:57All I did was ghost you.
49:59Don't touch me.
50:00How about this?
50:01We run it back.
50:03Run it back?
50:03Yeah.
50:04I give you backstage passes to my next set.
50:07Please stop talking.
50:08Ooh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
50:10How about you bring your hottest friends?
50:12We get you VIP.
50:14We get you all backstage.
50:15I said, stop talking.
50:16Hey, what the fuck?
50:26Did you just?
50:27Did he just?
50:35Bro, where am I?
50:39Welcome.
50:49Let's get started.
50:55I can't believe you killed him.
50:57He's dead.
50:58And that's a bad thing because...
51:00He's not dead, okay?
51:01I didn't kill him.
51:01Come on.
51:02Okay, then, well, what happened?
51:03Because you sprayed him as a joke and then, poof, he just disappeared into thin air.
51:06So I don't even know...
51:07I'm gonna try it.
51:10Wait!
51:25I'm still here.
51:27And your face looks freaking perfect.
51:30Drop dead gorgeous.
51:33Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
51:37Holy ghosting shit.
51:41To all the baddies, hit us up if you need to ghoster ghoster.
51:45One night only.
51:58As I was saying, it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com, but the way I'll be playing
52:03the male lead, they're giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
52:08Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
52:12What are you talking about?
52:13Delilah says hi.
52:15And bye.
52:41My baby, my sweet.
52:43Sweet?
52:44She meant nothing to me.
52:45My fangs only thirst for you.
52:48You're my one in...
52:54Hey, sexy.
52:56Who'd you come here with?
52:57I bet your blood tastes delicious.
53:01Oh, honey.
53:03Watch your step.
53:04I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
53:09But really...
53:11What is stupid pathetic road?
53:22Do you know how sensitive my costume is?
53:24It's made in a town, in a city in Illini you can't even pronounce.
53:27No, no more excuses.
53:38Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
53:46Hello, Conrad from Finance.
53:50Oh, God.
53:52Yo, hey, lady.
53:53I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
53:55You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
54:02Oh, God.
54:03You sound just like her.
54:04Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
54:09The problem is the world hates to see young guys, young men like me be successful and secure.
54:17Quiet!
54:19Repeat after me.
54:22Other people's feelings are valid.
54:27Other people's feelings are valid.
54:36This Halloween, zero ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are... celebrating?
54:42And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
54:47Word on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
54:51The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
54:59That's not love bombing.
55:00That's like being romantic.
55:02Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
55:05I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
55:15Zoey!
55:19Did you ghost me?
55:21Josh?
55:22Did you ghost me?
55:25What?
55:25Wow!
55:26Really?
55:27You got nothing?
55:28After you just ghosted me?
55:29I mean...
55:29So, come on.
55:30You're better than this.
55:31Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
55:34Look, I was gonna show up, okay?
55:36I...
55:36My phone died.
55:38For the whole day?
55:40Why are you making this such a big deal?
55:42Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
55:46Oh, what were you going through?
55:48I...
55:50You know what?
55:51That's actually not the point.
55:52The point is, you're being selfish.
55:54A second chance.
55:56It's the least I deserve, so...
55:58Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
56:00I can change.
56:09Maybe you will, Josh.
56:12I just really don't get...
56:15Whoa!
56:17What the...
56:24Repeat after me.
56:26I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
56:32I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
56:38Good!
56:39Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
56:46Josh.
56:51Hi, Josh.
56:53I know.
56:54I know.
56:55Aw!
56:59Oh!
57:02Oh!
57:09Oh!
57:11Oh!
57:13Oh!
57:14Oh!
57:16Ah!
57:17Oh!