00:00A guy spent two straight hours violently kicking the back of my seat on a five-hour flight
00:05because I refused to trade my window seat for his middle seat in the back.
00:09Every time I asked him to stop, he smirked and said,
00:12it's an involuntary muscle twitch, deal with it.
00:16Instead of yelling, I pressed the call button and ordered a small bottle of dark red wine.
00:2120 minutes later, during a pocket of turbulence, I casually lost my grip on the cup.
00:26The red wine splashed directly backward through the seat gap, soaking his white designer hoodie and jeans.
00:33When he jumped up screaming, the flight attendant rushed over.
00:36Before he could talk, I apologized profusely,
00:39explaining that his constant kicking during turbulence made me spill my drink.
00:43The flight attendant apologized to me and moved me to an empty emergency exit row with triple the legroom.
