00:00My coworker kept stealing my lunch every single day,
00:03even though my name was written on it
00:05in giant permanent marker.
00:06Management refused to do anything,
00:08calling it a civil disagreement.
00:10So I took matters into my own hands.
00:12I love insanely spicy food.
00:14So on Friday, I packed a burrito
00:16loaded with pure Carolina Reaper hot sauce.
00:19Sure enough, lunch hour rolls around
00:21and my bag is missing.
00:22Five minutes later, screaming erupts from the break room.
00:26My coworker was on his knees, bright red,
00:28chugging half and half straight from the garden.
00:31He actually tried reporting me to HR for poisoning him,
00:34but HR just asked why he was eating food
00:36clearly labeled with my name and a warning sticker.
00:39He got written up and nobody ever touched my food again.
