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00:00:49That's me, and this is the only decent part of my day.
00:00:54After this, my life only looks good on paper.
00:01:00Come on, let's start again.
00:01:04You've got it now.
00:01:09You know you're inside.
00:01:16You know you're inside.
00:01:19She's a tired way.
00:01:22You know you're taking you out.
00:01:26She's a hurricane.
00:01:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:01:33It's in the air.
00:01:36Oh, let it go.
00:01:42Get what you feel.
00:01:46All the things you know.
00:01:52She's a tired way.
00:01:56She's breaking you out.
00:01:59She's a hundred feet.
00:02:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:02:22First time I killed one?
00:02:23Yeah.
00:02:23Oh, so special.
00:02:25All that blood was magnificent.
00:02:28I watched you.
00:02:29Wasn't that special?
00:02:31These are my friends.
00:02:32They're a little weird.
00:02:35Isn't that right, Sean?
00:02:36Look, we're just trying to help you with your mom.
00:02:39Wait, so you want me to slit her throat?
00:02:41The Balmureth is your mom, Sean.
00:02:43She's the most dangerous, fracky creature in all of Alan.
00:02:47She's ethereal.
00:02:49She's beautiful.
00:02:50The kind of woman knights would fight to save.
00:02:52But it's all clever ruse just to lure you in.
00:02:55You can't go to her unprepared.
00:02:57Uh-huh.
00:02:58Too many good plans have been sacrificed and slaughtered at her.
00:03:02Perfectly manicured feet.
00:03:03But don't talk about my mom's feet.
00:03:05That's weird.
00:03:06Focus, man.
00:03:07We're helping you here.
00:03:08It's not like you're related so...
00:03:09All right, that's it.
00:03:10I'm out.
00:03:11I don't need to hear that.
00:03:13All right, so are you coming this weekend?
00:03:15I'll be there.
00:03:16Thank you, baby Jesus.
00:03:18Oh, for the record, I beat the Balmureth in under two hours.
00:03:21Ha!
00:03:23You cheat goes.
00:03:24Two hours, dude?
00:03:25That's...
00:03:26You're a cheater.
00:03:27Your mom's a cheater.
00:03:28That's why you're alive.
00:03:34Oh, baby, it's me.
00:03:39All right, let's look at page 92.
00:03:42I have two women in my life.
00:03:43One I want to get away from, and one I wish I could see.
00:03:48The first is my mom.
00:03:49She sends me a checklist I have to complete by the end of the day, every day.
00:03:54The second woman is Chloe.
00:03:56She texts me all day asking to hang out,
00:03:59even though she lives on the other side of the state.
00:04:04Sean?
00:04:07Um, I don't know.
00:04:09I didn't ask you a question.
00:04:11Oh.
00:04:14Oh, um, my bad.
00:04:23Anything you want to talk about?
00:04:25Uh, no, just spaced out a bit.
00:04:29For the whole class?
00:04:32Part of it.
00:04:34I cut.
00:04:35Yeah, I was spaced out for most of it.
00:04:38Well, I'll make you a deal.
00:04:39You show up on Monday alert and engaged,
00:04:42and I'll pretend you weren't looking at your phone.
00:04:44What if I wasn't looking at my phone?
00:04:47Well, then we have to call you folks in for a little chat.
00:04:51So, Monday, alert, engaged, and ready.
00:04:54Thank you very much, Mrs. Lucas.
00:04:55Have a wonderful weekend.
00:04:57Bye.
00:05:00But I'm not going anywhere.
00:05:02I have my mom's favorite science experiment.
00:05:04She used to measure the pH level of my pee.
00:05:06Yeah, like a psycho.
00:05:08Hey, Mom.
00:05:08Lots of skateboard traffic today?
00:05:10It's like a minute past 3.30.
00:05:12Oh, we said that the wave traffic was good.
00:05:15Yeah, well, all we have is a quiz review today,
00:05:17so I knew I aced that.
00:05:19Oh, did you know?
00:05:21Read it and weep.
00:05:24Well done.
00:05:25Don't let that face fool you.
00:05:26She's trying to find a reason for me
00:05:28not to go surf camping this weekend.
00:05:30She's great at saying one thing when she means another.
00:05:33Luckily, I know how to read the subtitles.
00:05:35Be careful, it's hot.
00:05:37Don't forget that there's gluten and soy sauce.
00:05:41Do you really want to go?
00:05:42I will text you.
00:05:44I will call you.
00:05:45I will email you if there's 4G, okay?
00:05:48Oh, seriously, have fun this weekend.
00:05:50You and Dad, 20 years together?
00:05:52It's awesome.
00:05:53Okay, little fish.
00:05:54Well, listen, I'm going to go and pick up Dad from work
00:05:56and I can give you a ride to piano if you like.
00:05:59Don't worry about me.
00:06:00It's cool.
00:06:01Always better to be early.
00:06:02I am not going to piano.
00:06:04I need a diversion.
00:06:05I was thinking,
00:06:07is there any chance that we could change piano to Tuesday?
00:06:10No, math tutor is on Tuesdays and so is tennis.
00:06:14Maybe we could drop tennis.
00:06:16Sweetie, we talked about this.
00:06:17You know, colleges are really competitive right now.
00:06:20You have to be well-rounded.
00:06:21I just really love some time to myself to...
00:06:24Waste.
00:06:26Can I at least skate to piano?
00:06:28Please.
00:06:31All right.
00:06:33Okay.
00:06:35Don't be careful.
00:06:36Don't be late.
00:06:37I won't.
00:06:38Hey, have fun this weekend.
00:06:39Mm-hmm.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:42I'll miss you.
00:06:44Miss you, too.
00:06:46Clean that up when you're done, okay?
00:06:49And that is how you dislodge a helicopter parent.
00:06:52I can't believe she actually fell for it.
00:06:54She's totally off her game.
00:06:56Falling forward.
00:06:57Falling forward.
00:08:08This isn't good.
00:08:09My friends are right.
00:08:10The Balmorph isn't going down easy this time.
00:08:13She's even roped my dad in.
00:08:14But if I can crack him, she's done for.
00:08:22I don't know.
00:08:22Say guys, I haven't left yet.
00:08:24We just wanted to check on our piano product.
00:08:26Honey, just let him explain.
00:08:27So why didn't you go?
00:08:28I don't know.
00:08:29Maybe because I'm tired of going to piano.
00:08:30But you said that you agreed.
00:08:31No, I didn't agree.
00:08:33You just made me.
00:08:33We pay for piano.
00:08:35You go to piano.
00:08:36Easy fix and don't pay.
00:08:37Look, Sean, how can we trust you to be responsible on a trip if you lie to my face?
00:08:44Answer your mother.
00:08:46Technically, you were the one that said I could go, so that makes you the liar.
00:08:49No, actually, that makes you grounded.
00:08:51You promised.
00:08:52What makes you think our promises are unconditional?
00:08:55I don't know what she promised him, but he's not budging.
00:08:57I'm going to have to attack her where it hurts.
00:08:59I don't know.
00:09:00Maybe because I thought you loved me.
00:09:01You know what?
00:09:02That may work with your mother, but you need to learn that your actions have consequences.
00:09:05Actions?
00:09:06What actions?
00:09:07I don't even get out of the house.
00:09:09You know what?
00:09:09You're not going.
00:09:11Great.
00:09:12Well, that's what you wanted, right, Mom?
00:09:13So congratulations.
00:09:14You win.
00:09:15Just go tell Brent's mother there's been a change in plans.
00:09:21What are you doing?
00:09:23I'm taking what's mine.
00:09:25That was my birthday present.
00:09:26When you start acting like you deserve it, you can have it.
00:09:30So you're just going to leave me here without anything to do?
00:09:32I'm sure you can find a book or something to read.
00:09:36It's not yours.
00:09:39Stop it.
00:09:47Nothing in this house is yours because you didn't pay for it.
00:09:50Your clothes, your games, or your surfboard.
00:09:53Nothing.
00:09:53Well, maybe you should call the adoption agency and see if you can get your money back, huh?
00:09:56You know what?
00:09:57Just stop being melodramatic, okay?
00:09:59This is about consequences.
00:10:01There's plenty of kids out there.
00:10:02Whose parents let them do whatever they want, please?
00:10:04Could you point me in their direction?
00:10:05Because I would love to find a set of those.
00:10:08I am locking up your surfboards.
00:10:15Oh, gosh.
00:10:17Sean.
00:10:19You made this choice, Sean, so you're going to have to deal with it.
00:10:23Lisa!
00:10:29Balmorth always rubs it in when she wins.
00:10:32This is my life.
00:10:34Be perfect or suffer.
00:10:35But I'm done trying.
00:10:37I'm going to find the spare key to unlock my boards,
00:10:40and then I'm going to go surfing until my parents come home Sunday night.
00:11:07Look, I swear to God, my parents are evil.
00:11:13No, they set me up.
00:11:15It was...
00:11:15You want to go?
00:11:16You should have just set me up.
00:11:18I...
00:11:18I...
00:11:19That...
00:11:24I'll be honest.
00:11:25I'm not handling this well.
00:11:26There's only one way to turn this day around.
00:11:58There's only one way to turn this day around.
00:12:09Chloe?
00:12:15So, I take it you want me to come up?
00:12:18All right.
00:12:18Well, cool.
00:12:19Well, uh...
00:12:20You know, text me where to meet you.
00:12:23All right.
00:12:24I'll see you in a few.
00:12:30Play cool, play cool.
00:12:32All right.
00:12:40This is the best decision I've ever made.
00:12:43Drive time will be eight hours, four minutes.
00:12:47Oh, damn.
00:12:58Chloe messaged me out of the blue like six months ago.
00:13:01She's like a tornado inside a hurricane.
00:13:03But in the best way possible.
00:13:15If I don't kill myself on the way, this will be amazing.
00:13:18I wonder how do you feel to be your brother.
00:13:26Believe me.
00:13:29I was walking on a fencing line.
00:13:35I wondered.
00:13:38I wondered about the fading light.
00:14:09You know, you can step on the gas pedal.
00:14:10Oh, what a change.
00:14:29I should be worried, but what are they going to do?
00:14:32We don't even have a basement they could lock me in.
00:14:34As long as they don't check a tracker, I'll be fine.
00:14:37We got the set together
00:14:39Free from falling down
00:14:43Never enough, never enough, never enough, no
00:14:47Never enough, never enough, never enough, no
00:14:51You'd think I'd never left that house
00:14:51No, I could never miss it
00:14:54No, I could never miss it
00:15:18I could never miss another
00:15:21house alone before oh right I haven't whoa relax relax relax why are you in my
00:15:29car great question this is my hotel oh oh I'm yeah I'm sorry um I just crashed
00:15:40last night no I noticed I was just trying to like figure out like what's
00:15:43so good about you know the car better than my hotel oh don't get me wrong
00:15:48this is a very very very nice car that's kind of planet but shitty hotel right I
00:15:54mean no bathroom for starters no continental breakfast for you we have
00:15:58free electricity for you just plug in oh oh yeah um I'm sorry about that I can um
00:16:05yeah I got a card I can pitch in but you're missing the point entirely there's
00:16:11a point I'll tell you what you unplug your spaceship get off my lot and I'll
00:16:16consider not calling the cops how about that oh a hundred percent I'm yeah but
00:16:26right now yeah yeah yeah I'll do that now I'll do that yeah
00:16:46oh aren't you a little young to be driving a car like this uh I was born early so I'm
00:16:51a little small of my age
00:16:52it's a lovely story you have very compelling you got that you good yeah
00:17:11buckle up now thank you
00:17:19have a great day whatever please don't call the cops please don't call the cops please don't call the cops
00:17:33Scott A what's up man listen I'm afraid I got a criminal to report
00:17:39kid stole a Tesla listen man I didn't say he was bright okay
00:17:45you
00:18:16Sean
00:18:18Sean
00:18:50Sean
00:18:51Sean
00:18:51Sean
00:18:51Sean
00:18:51Sean
00:18:51Sean
00:19:21Sean
00:19:21Sean
00:19:21Sean
00:19:52Sean
00:19:52Sean
00:19:52Sean
00:20:08Otherwise, I do what I want.
00:20:10My therapist says it's my parents' way of, like, dominating over me
00:20:13because of their crippling fear of parental inadequacy.
00:20:15Wait, what?
00:20:17It's complicated.
00:20:20She has to like me, right?
00:20:22I just wish I was more interesting.
00:20:24So, I told my friends about you.
00:20:27I told my friends about you?
00:20:28Oh, my God, they were so excited when I told them that you were coming up.
00:20:32I mean, not excited.
00:20:33I was, of course, because that would have to be.
00:20:36Hey, so how long can you hang out today?
00:20:38All day.
00:20:39We can go crazy and wild and totally unsupervised.
00:20:42We can even camp out at the beach overnight.
00:20:45What about your parents?
00:20:47No one cares about them.
00:20:50Funny.
00:21:00Hey there.
00:21:02Watching me chew?
00:21:04I'm sorry.
00:21:05Um, can I just say something?
00:21:07Yeah, go for it.
00:21:09I've never met a girl like you before.
00:21:13That's, that's sweet, Sean.
00:21:16But I mean, it's obvious, right?
00:21:18Like, I would have never done this for anyone else.
00:21:21I bet the other girls are sad though, right?
00:21:25No.
00:21:26No, Chloe, there are no other girls.
00:21:28It's like, honestly, you are all I think about.
00:21:34Uh, check, check, please.
00:21:36Wait, what just happened?
00:21:37Oh.
00:21:42Wait, did I say something?
00:21:45Hey, hey, hey, are you okay?
00:21:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just, you know, restaurants make me feel, like, fidgety because it's so small.
00:21:52Sure, we're good.
00:21:53Please say we're good.
00:21:55We're more than good.
00:21:56We're great.
00:21:56Let's go for a amazing day, okay?
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:58For a second, I thought you didn't like me.
00:22:00It was like...
00:22:01Of course I like you.
00:22:07Yeah, I like you too.
00:22:08I mean, when I say I like you, I like you as a friend and, like, a buddy.
00:22:16Oh.
00:22:20God, I'm an idiot.
00:22:21No, I'm not, I'm not an idiot.
00:22:24It's, I mean, not that I wouldn't date you under totally different circumstances, but I haven't been honest.
00:22:31How's this girl, this girl, man?
00:22:33Is it, is it a gluten thing?
00:22:34No, why would it be the gluten thing?
00:22:36Is it a boyfriend, maybe?
00:22:38No, no, it's not a boyfriend.
00:22:40Maybe chicks?
00:22:41It's okay.
00:22:42No, I don't have a girlfriend.
00:22:44Sean, can you just listen?
00:22:45What?
00:22:47I really thought you might have figured it out by now.
00:22:50Figured it out?
00:22:53You look so much alike.
00:22:55Like, I could be your sister.
00:22:58Yeah, except I don't have a sister, so.
00:23:01That you know of.
00:23:04Right, because I'm adopted.
00:23:06But we have the same birthday, and we're the same age, so.
00:23:11Exactly.
00:23:12Do you get it?
00:23:13Do you just get this?
00:23:15I get what?
00:23:16Look at me.
00:23:17Yeah, I know, I'm looking.
00:23:19You are very beautiful.
00:23:25This is so messed up.
00:23:27Sean, the reason my parents put me in therapy is because they told me I had a twin brother.
00:23:34They gave him up for adoption and kept me.
00:23:37And my therapist said that if it bothered me that much, I should go out and find him.
00:23:42So I did.
00:23:45And now you're here, in a stolen car, not eating wheat, and calling me beautiful?
00:23:50She's insane.
00:23:51Really good looking, and totally insane.
00:23:54You're kidding, right?
00:23:55I mean, this is funny.
00:23:58I wish I was.
00:24:00She's serious.
00:24:02But I've been thinking about her when I...
00:24:04Oh, God.
00:24:07Sean!
00:24:18I just got catfished by my sister.
00:24:31Sean!
00:24:33Go away.
00:24:39Sean!
00:24:44Why wouldn't she just tell me?
00:24:46What is wrong with her?
00:24:51I'm a jerk.
00:24:54I'm sorry.
00:24:55Yeah, me too.
00:24:57I'm sorry I ever came up here.
00:25:04I knew by the time I was three.
00:25:07I mean, I didn't know because no one told me.
00:25:13But I knew.
00:25:17I think there was always something missing inside.
00:25:20Like emptiness, and I had no idea why.
00:25:26So, I made up an imaginary friend that literally did everything with me.
00:25:38I even made my parents set a place from the dinner table.
00:25:45So, Blue was the person I would talk to about everything that you could hear.
00:25:50What was his name?
00:25:53Blue.
00:25:55My parents were freaked out.
00:25:58They told me that they were because Blue was a boy, and I was so attached.
00:26:04Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes I would even call him my brother.
00:26:12Like, I had a total meltdown when they put my friend in the blue seat one night, and that's
00:26:19when they told me.
00:26:23I mean, it wasn't a lot, but I found out more because I asked nonstop.
00:26:32Oh, I want you to know that I hate them for what they did to you.
00:26:44They're messed up people, and I'm not ever going to forgive them.
00:26:50Ever.
00:27:06I'm sorry I called you pretty.
00:27:11It's okay.
00:27:15I mean, I am kind of, huh?
00:27:19I don't think I'm allowed to think that.
00:27:26Well, I think you're pretty handsome.
00:27:31Bro.
00:27:42How do you know?
00:27:45I mean, like, a hundred percent for certain that I'm your brother.
00:27:53You look exactly like our dad.
00:27:59It just sounds strange to hear.
00:28:04Do you want to go have our amazing day?
00:28:20Come on.
00:28:22Okay.
00:28:26I guess I have a sister now.
00:28:29And it doesn't seem to faze her at all.
00:28:31She just keeps telling me stories and showing me places like I've known her my whole life.
00:28:36And it feels pretty awesome, actually.
00:28:47And somehow, this just feels normal.
00:28:51Maybe that's a twin thing.
00:28:58Nice.
00:29:00Okay.
00:29:00Real nice.
00:29:04You want me to...
00:29:06Here.
00:29:07Okay.
00:29:08Okay.
00:29:08Okay.
00:29:09At least the gluten-free cones are good.
00:29:11Yeah.
00:29:11I mean, if you weren't sure that we were related, the ice cream would prove it, so.
00:29:15Yeah, pistachio is awesome.
00:29:16Second only to, like, macadamia nut, but I'm pretty sure you can only get that in Hawaii.
00:29:21Oh, look at you.
00:29:22Tropical vacation.
00:29:24Show off much?
00:29:26Honestly, it's not really that fun.
00:29:27It's a lot of just, like, hiking around and listening to my dad talk about plant life.
00:29:31Well, you've got to surf there.
00:29:32I mean, do you?
00:29:34Oh, I surf.
00:29:35Do I surf there?
00:29:36Okay, good.
00:29:37Come on, I'm going to go to Hawaii and not surf.
00:29:38No, the waves are awesome.
00:29:39They're, like, just perfect and blue and gorgeous.
00:29:42It's amazing.
00:29:43I want to go to Hawaii so bad.
00:29:45North Shore.
00:29:47I think I'd die of happiness if I went there.
00:29:48You would die?
00:29:49I would, I would die.
00:29:51Want to go that bad?
00:29:52It's, like, item number two on my bucket list.
00:29:55Surf North Shore.
00:29:57Wait, no.
00:29:58Meet you.
00:29:58Surf North Shore.
00:29:59Oh, thank you.
00:30:00I appreciate that I'm ahead of the Surf North Shore.
00:30:02Yeah.
00:30:03So, that's it.
00:30:04My list would be done.
00:30:05My family goes every September.
00:30:06You should come with us.
00:30:07Because you can surf with me at North Shore.
00:30:10Yeah, that, that would be rad.
00:30:12That would be really rad.
00:30:14You know, those would be really rad?
00:30:15What?
00:30:17If I got a new shirt.
00:30:18This one's getting really sticky and I don't have any others.
00:30:21What about this one?
00:30:24Come on, I...
00:30:27Yeah, it's cool.
00:30:28Yeah?
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:29Yeah!
00:30:30Get it?
00:30:31What do you think?
00:30:31That looks really crazy.
00:30:33Oh, whatever.
00:30:34My parents owe me.
00:30:34There's a second one here.
00:30:35Do you want it?
00:30:38I'm okay.
00:30:39You'll be twins.
00:30:40Do the whole dressing up the same thing.
00:30:42I just don't want you to get in trouble for all the money you're spending.
00:30:45My parents buy bottles of wine more expensive than this.
00:30:47We're good.
00:30:49I shouldn't be surprised, right?
00:30:52The car you rolled up in.
00:30:54Well, our second car's a Volvo.
00:30:56And the third car?
00:30:58We don't have a third car.
00:30:59Thanks.
00:31:01I'm sorry.
00:31:01I mean, I'm pretty sure you'll get one soon.
00:31:04Are you mad at me or something?
00:31:06No.
00:31:07You know, I just...
00:31:08I think the Crawfords sound super rad.
00:31:10Like, they're all crazy cool government scientists.
00:31:13They take you on ride vacations.
00:31:15They drive really cool cars.
00:31:17You even have your own credit card.
00:31:19Yeah, but it's not like I go on shopping sprees all the time.
00:31:22Well, you know, maybe you should.
00:31:23Well, then they would be mad at me, yeah.
00:31:25Just like they get mad at me for surfing or school or whatever other excuse they'd make up just to
00:31:30be mad at me over.
00:31:33They sound as bad as mine.
00:31:34You know, except for more cash.
00:31:36That doesn't change anything.
00:31:37They still want me to be this perfect kid, like, all the time.
00:31:40Which I can't be, you know, if I wanted to be.
00:31:43Sean, they're better than mine.
00:31:45Mine are like dictators, constantly telling me what to eat, what to wear, what to think.
00:31:50You know, I cannot wait until I turn 18 because I would rather be home alone with a credit card
00:31:56than eat another stupid, tasteless piece of tofu in my life.
00:32:00Yeah.
00:32:01Because being abandoned by your parents feels great.
00:32:05I'm getting these.
00:32:11It would be so much easier to just go home and forget this ever happened.
00:32:17But I can't leave her like this.
00:32:19Are you mad at me?
00:32:26No.
00:32:30No, I'm mad at your parents.
00:32:32Our parents.
00:32:34Yeah.
00:32:36Yeah, those people.
00:32:38Look, I get it.
00:32:42I'm mad at them almost every day.
00:32:48They're so self-righteous about everything, especially food.
00:32:54I don't get how they can go off judging someone after what they did to us, what they did to
00:32:59you.
00:33:07Why do you think they gave me up?
00:33:13Is there ever a good enough reason for that?
00:33:21No, I guess not.
00:33:27You sound surprised that your teenage boy likes video games more than a piano.
00:33:31I just, I just have not been able to get out of panic mode with him.
00:33:35You know, everything that happened at the hospital.
00:33:37Well, he's okay now.
00:33:39Yeah.
00:33:39And that's all because of you.
00:33:42Well, that was a plan, right?
00:33:45But I think that we should text him and just let him know where the spare key is so that
00:33:49we can let him serve.
00:33:52Because I should have let him go with his friends and I didn't.
00:33:54And now he hates me.
00:33:56Excuse me one second.
00:33:59Hello?
00:34:02Yes, this is Robert Crawford.
00:34:06Yes, sir.
00:34:11Um.
00:34:15Thank you, officer.
00:34:19What was that?
00:34:21That was the police.
00:34:24The Tesla was spotted up in Big Sur.
00:34:27Well, that could be right.
00:34:29Right?
00:34:31Unfortunately, it is.
00:34:35Robert, don't show that to me.
00:34:38Unless you're absolutely certain.
00:34:40The police department gave a perfect description of the boy driving the car.
00:34:44It's showing.
00:34:45He wouldn't do that.
00:34:46He doesn't even have a driver's permit.
00:34:49I mean, clearly he's managed well enough.
00:34:51The car is there.
00:34:53Well, you know, I think that if we just call the police and let them know where he is and
00:34:58what location he's at,
00:34:59then we can pick him up tonight.
00:35:02I'm going to call him.
00:35:03No, no, no, no, no.
00:35:04I don't want him to hear the worry in your voice.
00:35:05I'll call him.
00:35:06What are you going to say?
00:35:07I'm, well, we'll pretend that we don't know that he's left the house.
00:35:11And then we'll go up and we'll get him.
00:35:12Is that okay?
00:35:13If he's up there, that's okay.
00:35:24Hey, Dad.
00:35:26Uh, listen, your mother and I, we, uh, we feel bad about what happened yesterday.
00:35:31No, I mean, it's okay.
00:35:33We'd like to make it up to you.
00:35:36Wow.
00:35:37Look, there's a, there's a little compartment in the Tesla just next to the steering wheel.
00:35:43On the left-hand side, there's a, there's a spare key to the storage unit there.
00:35:48And Mom has no payments?
00:35:50No, no, no, it was her ID.
00:35:52Uh, your, your mother sends her love.
00:35:54Okay.
00:35:55Uh, tell her, I love her back.
00:35:57Bye, son.
00:36:03He's definitely with the car.
00:36:05I'm just wondering what he's going to eat.
00:36:09Yeah, well, he's got bigger problems than that.
00:36:13Totally guilty and totally clueless.
00:36:16That's weird.
00:36:17Does he know?
00:36:18I think they're drunk.
00:36:20Let's go surf.
00:36:27What are you thinking?
00:36:29Uh, just stuff.
00:36:33Oh, my God, come on.
00:36:35We haven't established the mind meld yet, so you're going to have to share.
00:36:40I was just thinking that it's crazy that I can even be up here.
00:36:45I know.
00:36:46It's nice.
00:36:47It's a long drive.
00:36:49No.
00:36:50No, I mean, I used to be super sick when I was little.
00:36:54I was in pain all the time.
00:36:57I wouldn't be able to do any of this.
00:37:00Not drive or surf or really walk very far.
00:37:06Oh, wow.
00:37:08Well.
00:37:09But you're fine now.
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:12Yeah, pretty much.
00:37:15I mean, that's why I can't eat gluten, but...
00:37:17I'm just glad you're better.
00:37:20It's not your fault.
00:37:25What?
00:37:27I'm just a little tired.
00:37:30You want to take these back then?
00:37:34For sure.
00:37:38Okay.
00:37:45We're going to catch that one.
00:37:50Amateur.
00:37:54What?
00:37:55I need a shower.
00:37:58Wait for it.
00:37:59Wait for it.
00:38:00Ta-da!
00:38:02No.
00:38:03I need a shower at my house.
00:38:05Okay.
00:38:06Well, do you want to go there and then come back and meet here?
00:38:10Or you can come with.
00:38:12I mean, were you planning on being homeless?
00:38:14I just hadn't really thought about it.
00:38:16I was going to drive back at some point.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19So, here's the plan.
00:38:21You come to my house.
00:38:22You take a shower.
00:38:24You grab dinner.
00:38:25You can figure out whatever later.
00:38:27Isn't that a little weird?
00:38:29Kind of, but they're not home, remember?
00:38:31And I know you're curious.
00:38:35Yeah, a little bit.
00:38:37Great.
00:38:37You can finally see where the violent vegans live.
00:38:40I mean, we'll be gone before they get home.
00:38:42You promise?
00:38:42Swear.
00:38:43Nah.
00:38:44Where's that fancy car?
00:38:45I guess.
00:38:48Okay.
00:38:48Okay.
00:39:15And this is officially the worst idea I've ever had.
00:39:18You could have a house.
00:39:20Okay.
00:39:33I guess.
00:39:36Okay.
00:39:46All right.
00:39:48Yeah, definitely don't want to be here.
00:39:51Sorry, we're allergic to cleaning here.
00:39:54Couldn't tell.
00:39:58Can you make sure?
00:39:59Uh, yeah, but there's only...
00:40:01There's only one bathroom, so you're gonna have to wait.
00:40:05Be out here waiting impatiently.
00:40:08Oh, and don't worry about breaking anything.
00:40:10No one will notice.
00:40:19This is where my real parents live.
00:40:29They're messy.
00:40:31But it's laid back in here.
00:40:42My mom would never leave a table like this.
00:40:47My mom would never leave.
00:40:51My mom would never leave.
00:40:54My mom would never leave.
00:40:58My mom would never leave.
00:40:59My mom would never leave.
00:41:02This is their room.
00:41:05It's tiny.
00:41:07Are they poor?
00:41:10I guess that's what Chloe was talking about.
00:41:14I think they're Buddhists. Oh good, they wear normal clothes.
00:41:23What's this book about? Never mind, those people are naked. Oh god, I need out.
00:41:58Your turn. Oh, um, I, I think I'm, I think I'm good. The house isn't gonna eat you. Yeah, yeah,
00:42:07no, I'd just rather keep it short.
00:42:09Well, you can't leave before I show you the forest. The whole forest? Just a quick tour. I promise.
00:42:23So many promises, so little leaving.
00:43:03Oh my god.
00:43:06Are you okay?
00:43:10Oh my god. Are you okay?
00:43:13Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
00:43:17Rock jumped out of nowhere.
00:43:27Rock jumped out of nowhere.
00:43:27Why does she keep stalling?
00:43:37Let me sit, go. Right to the house.
00:43:39Let me sit, go.
00:43:41Go.
00:43:41Go.
00:43:44Yeah.
00:44:04She looks upset, which means she wants me to stay.
00:44:10Maybe I'll just say I'm going to the bathroom and I'll drive away instead.
00:44:14Yeah, good plan.
00:44:15Hey, are we going to take off soon?
00:44:22Figured you weren't going to be impressed with this place.
00:44:25That's not what I meant.
00:44:29I guess I wanted to show you that we weren't missing out on much.
00:44:35It's not so bad.
00:44:40I mean, we can go if you want.
00:44:43Sure.
00:44:48What's this?
00:44:52Christmas.
00:44:53A few years back.
00:44:56Before my gran died.
00:44:59Oh.
00:45:00Sorry, it sucks.
00:45:04She would have liked you.
00:45:08Did she ever talk about me?
00:45:10Uh, once.
00:45:14She said something to mom and there was a lot of crying and yelling.
00:45:20I guess that went over well then.
00:45:22It was a lot of drama.
00:45:27I guess that's why no one talks to us.
00:45:30You mean like other family?
00:45:34Yeah, just we're kind of alone up here.
00:45:37Like, dad's parents died a while ago and mom's parents are kind of hard to be around, so there's not
00:45:43anyone to talk to.
00:45:45What about your parents?
00:45:46It can be cool, like, most mornings we go surfing before school and...
00:45:52Do you actually make it to school on time?
00:45:55Not usually.
00:45:57Mom thinks schedules are for fascists, so...
00:46:01I bet that's awesome.
00:46:20You know, it's not so bad, actually.
00:46:25Yeah, it's...
00:46:28decent.
00:46:30Uh, like...
00:46:34We leave a spot for you at the dinner table.
00:46:36I mean, we don't call it that, but...
00:46:40That's your spot.
00:46:41I think I just need to commit to the terrible decisions I'm making today.
00:46:45Go all in.
00:46:46It may be my last chance before my other parents kill me anyway.
00:46:50What if I met them?
00:46:52Like, in the future?
00:46:54No, like, like tonight when they came back.
00:46:57Your thing is broken.
00:46:59What?
00:47:00The phone or the tracker?
00:47:01No, I'm not getting an exact location.
00:47:03Let me see it.
00:47:04Well, there's nothing to fix.
00:47:05Well, we're going to be there in a couple of hours.
00:47:08Well, it's going to be dark by the time we get there.
00:47:10We're going to have to look for him in the morning.
00:47:12At least we know he's there.
00:47:13Oh, my God.
00:47:15Oh, my God.
00:47:16What?
00:47:16Look.
00:47:21I hate her already.
00:47:23What's her name?
00:47:26Chloe Morgan.
00:47:29Oh, but he's in love.
00:47:31Or something.
00:47:33Well, let's just say it's love for my sake.
00:47:35Okay?
00:47:36Sweetheart love.
00:47:37That's just a strong word.
00:47:40You worried your little boy's growing up?
00:47:55Why did I think this would be a good idea?
00:47:58She made me do it.
00:47:59I...
00:47:59Want some?
00:48:01Oh, no.
00:48:02I don't like wine.
00:48:03It grows on you.
00:48:04Trust me.
00:48:08Well, thank you for doing this.
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:11Don't take me out.
00:48:17Okay.
00:48:25Oh, God.
00:48:27My parents.
00:48:28My real parents.
00:48:41Don't leave any seats in the car.
00:48:43Chloe!
00:48:45Is your friend here?
00:48:47They're here.
00:48:48And they look totally boring.
00:48:51Maybe if I pass out, I can back out of this.
00:48:53Yeah, Chloe.
00:48:55What's up with that car?
00:48:57Chloe!
00:48:58Sorry.
00:48:59Sorry.
00:49:01There's a...
00:49:02There's a thing here.
00:49:03So, we're just gonna go put our junk down and be right back.
00:49:11My God.
00:49:13They think you're my boyfriend.
00:49:17Maybe this is a bad idea.
00:49:19Well, we're in it now, so...
00:49:22Wanna pretend?
00:49:24No.
00:49:26No, no, let's not pretend.
00:49:27Let's just...
00:49:29You tell them.
00:49:30Just give me a signal.
00:49:33Okay.
00:49:35The car.
00:49:37It's there.
00:49:38Good.
00:49:38Hi, I'm Paula Lorelei Morgan.
00:49:40Nice to meet you.
00:49:41Hey, honey.
00:49:43How are you?
00:49:44Okay.
00:49:44Good.
00:49:45Henry.
00:49:45That's good.
00:49:46And you are?
00:49:47This is...
00:49:48Sean.
00:49:49It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:49:50Awesome to meet you, Sean.
00:49:52You two go to school together?
00:49:53Um, why don't we sit down, um, uh, a little queasy.
00:49:58Yeah.
00:49:59Queasy, don't you feel sick?
00:50:00You nervous, honey?
00:50:01That's great.
00:50:02That's great.
00:50:03That's great.
00:50:04Wait, what?
00:50:06I think you just look so radiant when you're nervous.
00:50:09Radiant?
00:50:10She's...
00:50:10No.
00:50:11She looks radiant.
00:50:13So, uh, how did you two hook up?
00:50:17Um, we met on a, um, surf, online surf thing where you post photos with the best spots.
00:50:23Okay.
00:50:24Yeah, so you're local.
00:50:26Yes.
00:50:26No.
00:50:28I mean, normally he doesn't live here.
00:50:30His parents have a vacation us up here and they come up, so we decided to hang out.
00:50:35Hmm.
00:50:36But you guys are more than you're, you're dating, right?
00:50:41Um, sort of.
00:50:43Not really.
00:50:45Uh, how do you feel about it, Sean?
00:50:49Uh, it's pretty casual because, you know, we live so far apart.
00:50:54Uh, and, uh, how long have you two been, uh, casually, uh...
00:50:59Uh, we, it's only been, like, FaceTime and text.
00:51:02Don't make it so criminal.
00:51:03I'm just doing my job.
00:51:04And, um, how old did you say you are, Sean?
00:51:08Um, 17.
00:51:10Oh, not 18?
00:51:11No, no, no, I, I'm barely with my age anyway.
00:51:15And the car?
00:51:16My dad's.
00:51:18And where did you say you're from, Sean?
00:51:20Isn't, um, isn't Sean handsome, Mom?
00:51:23Kind of reminds me a little dad.
00:51:25Dad?
00:51:26I don't know about that.
00:51:27Oh.
00:51:28Hmm.
00:51:28Um, okay, maybe.
00:51:30You squint one eye.
00:51:33Um, maybe.
00:51:34No.
00:51:35Well, there's a name for that, isn't there?
00:51:38Uh, Freudian.
00:51:39Freudian!
00:51:39Yes!
00:51:40Sean is my Freudian brother-boyfriend.
00:51:45Okay, Chloe.
00:51:46Wait, what?
00:51:48It's when you're attracted to your dad or your brother.
00:51:50Ah.
00:51:51Chloe.
00:51:52Okay.
00:51:52Yeah, okay.
00:51:52So she does that sometimes.
00:51:54How do you do what?
00:51:55I'm delightful.
00:51:56Oh, and you haven't heard the best part yet.
00:51:59Mm.
00:52:00Lay it on me.
00:52:02Sean is adopted.
00:52:05Chloe.
00:52:06Yeah.
00:52:07What are you doing, Chloe?
00:52:10How do you feel about adoption, Dad?
00:52:12That's just fine.
00:52:14What about you?
00:52:14Do you think adoption is just fine?
00:52:16You do not have to answer that.
00:52:18Chloe, that is extremely rude of you to put Sean on the spot like that.
00:52:21That's very unfair.
00:52:22Oh, you know, Mom, I totally agree with you on the whole fairness thing,
00:52:25but Sean's life is a little short on that, wouldn't you say?
00:52:27I guess.
00:52:28And I was telling him that I used to have a brother that was given up for adoption,
00:52:33and he'd probably look a lot like him.
00:52:35How's that for Freudian?
00:52:37Okay, that's quite enough, Chloe.
00:52:39Sean, I apologize.
00:52:40We should really get back to something else.
00:52:42How about this lovely meal you've prepared for us, Chloe?
00:52:45But he came all the way to hear why.
00:52:47To hear what?
00:52:48Why you gave him up for adoption.
00:52:51I think I should go.
00:52:52What are you talking about, Chloe?
00:52:54You want me to go with you, Sean?
00:52:55No one is going anywhere.
00:52:57Sean, honey, um, this isn't...
00:53:05This isn't a joke for us, you understand.
00:53:08So, is there something you'd like to say?
00:53:13So what do you say to your real mom when you kind of hate her,
00:53:17but also kind of want her to love you?
00:53:22I'm your son.
00:53:38I think that's our son.
00:54:02Don't, like, hug him to death.
00:54:05My little boy.
00:54:07I'm the one who found him.
00:54:10I know that, Chloe.
00:54:12Can we just...
00:54:13Can we just get back to the food, please?
00:54:18God.
00:54:36You're just so handsome.
00:54:40Like Dad.
00:54:42I guess I see it now.
00:54:45My little mini-me.
00:54:47Don't say it like that.
00:54:48That's weird.
00:54:49It's true.
00:54:52I mean, I don't really see it.
00:54:55You told me I look like him, but I don't...
00:54:57He looks like Grandad.
00:54:58It is true.
00:55:00I just...
00:55:02I don't understand how you're here.
00:55:05Why don't we talk about how this all came about?
00:55:08Oh, he found me on Facebook.
00:55:10But, Chloe, baby, how did you know his name?
00:55:14I don't know.
00:55:14I just spent a lot of time looking.
00:55:17So, Dr. Grayson didn't have anything to do with this.
00:55:20All she said was that the parents that adopted him lived in St. Clemente.
00:55:24Crap, Chloe!
00:55:25What?
00:55:26She didn't think I'd actually find him.
00:55:28And so what?
00:55:29I could look by birthday on Facebook.
00:55:32She knew that I was going to spend my entire life looking for him.
00:55:36She wanted me to heal.
00:55:38Which is apparently not what you want.
00:55:40That is not the case.
00:55:41We want that.
00:55:41But this...
00:55:42This doesn't make any sense.
00:55:44How do you know that...
00:55:45How do you know that Sean is Sean?
00:55:47I'm not nuts.
00:55:48I told Dr. Grayson his parents' name.
00:55:50That still doesn't explain the test law.
00:55:54Oh.
00:55:54Do you want to tell them?
00:55:55I mean, you got one set of parents mad.
00:55:57Might as well make two.
00:55:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:55:59What is...
00:56:00What does that mean?
00:56:01Is everything all right, Sean?
00:56:04Yeah.
00:56:06Just...
00:56:08I kind of borrowed my dad's car to get here.
00:56:13Okay.
00:56:13And he knows about it, right?
00:56:16Look, I'm sorry.
00:56:17I just needed to get out of there.
00:56:19I know this is weird.
00:56:21I can leave after dinner.
00:56:23That's fine.
00:56:24You should crash here tonight.
00:56:25And we'd both feel a lot better if you let your parents know you're safe.
00:56:30Absolutely.
00:56:31I mean, do they...
00:56:32Do they even know you're up here?
00:56:35I don't even know I have a sister.
00:56:38Right.
00:56:39Right.
00:56:40Well, maybe just for now, don't mention that part.
00:56:46It might upset them.
00:56:48What about me?
00:56:49You have had a glass.
00:56:51That is your limit.
00:56:52Sean hasn't had a glass.
00:56:54Stop.
00:56:55Sean's parents may have different views about this type of thing.
00:56:58Actually, you're his parents.
00:57:03Aaron.
00:57:04Good night.
00:57:06It's okay.
00:57:07I don't drink wine.
00:57:09Yeah, I mean, I didn't even realize that I had a sister until today.
00:57:15Chloe does stuff like this, and I get it.
00:57:18It's our fault.
00:57:21She's really upset at us for letting you go.
00:57:28Will you tell me why?
00:57:31Of course.
00:57:32Yeah.
00:57:33Bye.
00:57:35Um.
00:57:40Yeah.
00:57:51This is it.
00:57:53This is where they tell me why they hate me.
00:57:55So I'm 34, and your father is 35.
00:58:02Which means we were 19 and 20 when I got pregnant.
00:58:07We were here in Santa Cruz, about to start our second year in college, and...
00:58:14We weren't prepared for a lot of things.
00:58:18Your grandparents were all very conservative, and our friends, they said we shouldn't, but
00:58:25we wanted to keep you.
00:58:29Keep him?
00:58:31Our friends were telling us to get an abortion, but...
00:58:37That's not who we are.
00:58:40No.
00:58:43So, we...
00:58:44went out and bought a crib,
00:58:47and baby clothes,
00:58:49and little shoes,
00:58:52and we were so excited.
00:58:54We were so excited that you were coming.
00:58:56But that was before we knew that you were twins.
00:59:01So at a certain point,
00:59:02Chloe was...
00:59:04growing faster than you,
00:59:06and sort of crowding you out.
00:59:08You weren't developing properly.
00:59:11So we...
00:59:12decided to have a procedure where you were both born early,
00:59:18and...
00:59:19the doctors didn't think you were gonna live.
00:59:23So...
00:59:28I remember you were so tiny.
00:59:32Not even two pounds.
00:59:38I remember the doctors putting you in this glass box with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:59:47And, um...
00:59:52then they...
00:59:53started telling us
00:59:55about all these surgeries that you'd need.
01:00:00About how you'd be on pills the rest of your life.
01:00:02How your...
01:00:03gut hadn't developed, and...
01:00:05they didn't know if anything would be able to fix it.
01:00:10And...
01:00:12Sean, we wanted nothing more...
01:00:14than to help you.
01:00:18All that stuff you would've needed was way more than we could afford.
01:00:28Uh...
01:00:28Then a social worker came in,
01:00:31and...
01:00:31said that there were these couples that could take a preemie.
01:00:35They had...
01:00:36money and time.
01:00:37We knew right away that that was the best option for you.
01:00:42I was so scared that...
01:00:43we were gonna ruin your life...
01:00:45or...
01:00:45or that you'd die...
01:00:47because we couldn't...
01:00:49you know...
01:00:50get you the treatment that you needed.
01:00:53So we looked...
01:00:54at some couples and...
01:00:56picked a pair of scientists.
01:01:01And, uh...
01:01:02they were older and really wanted...
01:01:04kids and they could give you the treatment you needed.
01:01:08Plus I always thought that...
01:01:09maybe someday they could find a way to make you better.
01:01:14You have no idea...
01:01:17what it means to me...
01:01:19Paul...
01:01:21to see you're healthy...
01:01:24and...
01:01:27looking awesome.
01:01:29You are a miracle.
01:01:33But you guys wanted to keep me.
01:01:35Absolutely.
01:01:39Yeah.
01:01:51Well...
01:01:52of the thing, it's like we don't know who they are...
01:01:57We've always had a lot of...
01:01:58we would never tell them before...
01:02:00and that we can see you...
01:02:01that we can catch them all.
01:02:01oh, we need to Bradley.
01:02:05We can see you here.
01:02:05we can see you later.
01:02:06And you haven't seen them.
01:02:07I love them on the side...
01:02:08I can see you later...
01:02:08so much as if I'm walking,
01:02:10Far too long with nothing under my feet
01:02:14Would you hold me up so I can let go
01:02:18Count to one, two, three
01:02:20And then catch me
01:02:27But I'm so glad
01:02:35I see a place that I can't live
01:02:48I wonder what my friends are doing right now
01:02:50I bet it's less weird than this
01:02:55Hey
01:02:56Hey
01:02:57Hey
01:03:01How are you doing?
01:03:04Fine
01:03:05That was kind of an avalanche, huh?
01:03:10Yeah
01:03:11Yeah, you can say that again
01:03:15You know, but it was good
01:03:17I, uh, I wanted me to
01:03:22I'm sorry for what I said about our parents
01:03:24They're not actually that bad
01:03:28No worries
01:03:30Do you like them?
01:03:34Yeah
01:03:37Yeah
01:03:37Yeah, they're, they're cool
01:03:42They are
01:03:44But they were kind of
01:03:46Not their best behavior
01:03:47Tonight
01:03:49They're usually a pain in my ass
01:03:51Well, I mean
01:03:52I think most parents can be a pain in the ass
01:03:55And my parents certainly can be
01:03:58I hate it when you say that
01:03:59Your parents are my parents
01:04:03Those people are
01:04:04I don't know
01:04:06Something
01:04:08Yeah, but
01:04:10Chloe, those people were all I knew
01:04:15They took care of me
01:04:19I know
01:04:20I'm sorry
01:04:23You okay?
01:04:26No
01:04:27Not really
01:04:29Sorry
01:04:33This is all my fault
01:04:35Actually
01:04:36All this is my fault
01:04:39Everything
01:04:42I mean, I don't really see how that's possible
01:04:46They didn't tell you
01:04:48Tell me when
01:04:52The reason you're sick
01:04:54I mean, the reason I was sick
01:04:56Was because I didn't develop properly
01:04:57I mean, that sort of stuff just happens with twins
01:05:01Yeah, but
01:05:03That was me
01:05:06I was this giant evil baby crushing you
01:05:11Not letting you grow
01:05:14You barely saved your life
01:05:17Chloe, I don't think you did it on purpose
01:05:20You weren't an evil baby
01:05:24If I hadn't
01:05:25None of this would have happened
01:05:29Would have been a normal family
01:05:33What about normal?
01:05:38I'd be happy
01:05:42You know, we can't undo it
01:05:45So
01:05:48You could live with us
01:05:51We could share a room
01:05:53And we could surf
01:05:57Seriously
01:05:58Move up here
01:06:02Is it even doable?
01:06:05Sure it is
01:06:06I mean
01:06:08I mean
01:06:08I can tell that they love you
01:06:09And
01:06:10I love you
01:06:12And you're my little brother
01:06:16I love you too, sis
01:06:21Oh my god
01:06:22Okay
01:06:26You're the best
01:06:27You know that, right?
01:06:29I can't wait to wrap her for good
01:06:32Goodnight
01:06:33Night
01:06:35Wait, how did she interpret that as a yes?
01:06:42Kid stole his dad's car
01:06:44He drives eight hours and sleeps in a parking lot
01:06:48I am not assuming anything
01:06:53Where are his parents?
01:06:55Probably out looking for him
01:06:57Well, clearly not hard enough
01:07:01I'm just saying it's a crap situation
01:07:06I mean, we should call CPS
01:07:09What?
01:07:11For Sean's sake
01:07:12That's ridiculous
01:07:13They've obviously put a lot of time and money
01:07:15Into making him better
01:07:17Doesn't it sound like bad parents to me?
01:07:20Yeah, well
01:07:20Just because you're rich
01:07:21So that's even good people
01:07:25How do I rewind?
01:07:28I just
01:07:29Want to go home
01:07:31God bless you
01:07:32I just want you
01:07:32I just want you
01:07:33Like now
01:07:51You
01:07:51Why say
01:07:59Can you
01:07:59Being
01:07:59Like now
01:07:59You
01:07:59Go
01:08:00To
01:08:15Robert it's him. He says he's gonna see us tomorrow. And? And he hopes that we're having
01:08:24fun. Is he on drugs? We're gonna find him. We're gonna find him. I'm starving because they made me
01:08:45wheat pancakes. I'm tired because I didn't sleep. And I have no idea how I'm gonna get home before
01:08:50my parents. Oh yeah. And I still need to leave without having Chloe go nuts. Maybe it's a drive
01:08:57home? Maybe it's the shitty breakfast. Thank you. Are you sure you're all right to drive down? Yeah.
01:09:08Well Henry and I can drive down with you and one of us can fly back. Um so taking the
01:09:14one down is a
01:09:15good plan. And uh it's it's that one there. We'll we'll stock you up with a lot of munchies. Or
01:09:20one of
01:09:21us can just go with you. It's no problem. Really it's okay. I mean I really don't want you to
01:09:26have to
01:09:26run into my other parents. It'd be weird. Um it's it's fine Sean if if you're scared to go home.
01:09:35Clearly this is a this is a big deal. Are you are you afraid of what your dad's gonna do
01:09:42when you get
01:09:42home? Well yeah I mean if he finds out he's gonna flip. So will my mom but. Okay um Sean
01:09:53honey
01:09:57does your dad meet you? What? It's okay to talk to us. We're safe. Whatever whatever he said to you
01:10:05we can take care of you. We can take care of you. You can tell us we are safe for
01:10:11you. I mean he
01:10:12pushed me once. I told you. Oh my god. No you you are more than welcome to stay here for
01:10:17as long as you
01:10:18want. We are so happy to do that. They're never gonna let me leave now. I'm gonna have to be
01:10:23vegan.
01:10:24I can't do this. We can take care of you. I'll figure something out for as long as you need.
01:10:30Totally. I'll grab it.
01:10:37Okay thank you. Is that your mother again?
01:10:42Hi. Chloe. Good morning. Is Sean here? Uh how do you know my name? Facebook.
01:10:48Figures. Uh Sean.
01:10:53I think it's his parents.
01:10:55Oh god.
01:10:57I never thought I'd say this but thank god the Balmorph is here.
01:11:01I just have to get out of here before anyone finds out the truth and we'll be okay.
01:11:05I'm okay. I'm okay.
01:11:06What's going on?
01:11:07What are you doing here?
01:11:10No I haven't.
01:11:11What did you eat? Did you check the ingredients?
01:11:13Who is this?
01:11:15Wait the other dad.
01:11:16It's him. Sean. Sean. Are they stressing you out?
01:11:19Um excuse me?
01:11:20Hi. Excuse me. Yeah.
01:11:21Okay well you two listen. We all know happy boys. Don't run away from home.
01:11:24I don't know who you people are but that's a steep assumption. Let's go Sean.
01:11:28Okay uh uh he's only gonna go if he wants to go and that's exactly what he just said.
01:11:33It's not like you gave him any option.
01:11:35Um you don't have the right to tell me what happens to my son.
01:11:39Uh okay he's my son too.
01:11:41On what planet?
01:11:42Planet Earth.
01:11:43We are his birth parents.
01:11:45Yep.
01:11:46Yeah.
01:11:47I need a drink.
01:11:48I'm so sorry I lied to Sean to get him up here.
01:11:50Look I don't care why he's here. Is that true? I mean are you related to these people?
01:11:54I didn't know it on the drive up. I didn't even know that Chloe was my twin sister but yes.
01:11:59Like I said totally my fault. You have a twin. You have a twin. Did you know?
01:12:05Sweetheart. I did not know that.
01:12:08Things didn't really go as planned. I didn't know.
01:12:11What are you saying? Sean? What are you saying?
01:12:13He's saying he wants to stay.
01:12:15No I did not say that. You said that and Paula said that. I never said that.
01:12:20She's not Paula. She's your mom. We talked about this last night Sean.
01:12:25Are you guys smoking pot?
01:12:26Excuse me?
01:12:27Yeah because it smells of pot.
01:12:28We love him and we want him to stay.
01:12:31He shouldn't have left in the first place.
01:12:33Chloe enough. You're not helping.
01:12:34No shut up mom. You're not helping.
01:12:37All of you don't care what me and Sean want. We want to be together.
01:12:41I just really want to hear it from you little fish.
01:12:45Do you want to stay?
01:12:49Is that why you came?
01:12:55It's complicated mom. I mean everything changed this weekend.
01:13:11Do you know anything about this?
01:13:13Let's put your legs up.
01:13:14Do you need something?
01:13:16Another kick in the gut. That's what I need.
01:13:18Okay I have St. John's wort to calm her or chamomile.
01:13:24Do you guys want some pot or something?
01:13:27You know what? That doesn't surprise me.
01:13:29Whatever dad. I found you're doing the core.
01:13:31What?
01:13:32Did you smoke it?
01:13:33I can't find it. I don't.
01:13:34Can I get some water please?
01:13:38Or the chamomile.
01:13:39It's in there.
01:13:41Mom where are the cups?
01:13:42The cup. It's where the cups are the thing on.
01:13:44The cup thing.
01:13:47I'm so sorry.
01:13:48I did not know if this was going to end up like this.
01:13:50No I am being hysterical.
01:13:53It's not even funny mom.
01:13:54Did you put him up to this?
01:13:55I didn't ask him to steal the car but when he had it I was all.
01:13:58Why not?
01:13:59Maybe because it's completely irrational.
01:14:01Look I knew that you were never going to let us see each other.
01:14:03It was worth the risk.
01:14:04Why would you think that?
01:14:06Because you keep him in a cage.
01:14:07You both do.
01:14:08You never let him do anything fun ever.
01:14:10Okay okay.
01:14:11Fantastic.
01:14:12I'm getting parenting lessons from a couple of hippies and their daughter.
01:14:15Get off it.
01:14:15Maybe you should be thanking us for taking care of Sean.
01:14:18Instead of getting aggressive.
01:14:20Listen.
01:14:20I am happy that my son is alive and well.
01:14:22But that's right about where my gratitude ends.
01:14:25Maybe the kids should go outside for a minute.
01:14:29So that we can talk.
01:14:30I don't know.
01:14:31No.
01:14:31That's good.
01:14:32No.
01:14:32The kids need to stay.
01:14:35I would prefer it if they were here because maybe some of us would act a little more civil.
01:14:39That's right.
01:14:40Keep an eye on me because I might use some words you're not familiar with.
01:14:43Wow.
01:14:44I just don't think that right now is the time to be unpacking all of this.
01:14:49I mean it's no mystery that Sean's in crisis.
01:14:52Oh.
01:14:52Are you saying that you can read his mind?
01:14:54Well please tell me because I would love to know what we've done that is so atrocious.
01:14:58You're suffocating him.
01:15:01Did he actually tell you that?
01:15:03Or it's clear as day, lady.
01:15:05Now I'm Lisa and this is Robert.
01:15:08And from what I can tell there is no parenting going on in this household whatsoever.
01:15:13For Paula and Henry, we respect Chloe's ideas and needs.
01:15:17And the two of you don't even know that Sean is confused about his future.
01:15:20Of course he's confused.
01:15:21His frontal lobe isn't even developed fully to process the consequences of his actions.
01:15:25Which is why we need to keep him on track despite those limitations.
01:15:28Are those big words you were talking about?
01:15:30So you're saying Sean doesn't know what's best for him?
01:15:32No.
01:15:33Teenager knows what's best for them.
01:15:34And that's why parents are here.
01:15:36So that we can prevent you from making irreversible mistakes.
01:15:39Oh, you mean an irreversible mistake that gave you both a son.
01:15:43You guys were the ones that were talking about having an abortion.
01:15:45Okay, that was never the plan.
01:15:47I'm sorry.
01:15:47What did you tell him?
01:15:48That you were thinking of aborting him?
01:15:50Jesus Christ.
01:15:50You have no idea what you're talking about.
01:15:52What?
01:15:52They were just trying to explain to me why they gave me up.
01:15:54Well, maybe they shouldn't have told you that they were thinking about killing you.
01:15:57They might not have been planned, but we never ever thought about abortion.
01:16:00Well, then why bring it up?
01:16:02It's your lucky day, Sean.
01:16:04We didn't kill you.
01:16:05We just abandoned you and kept your system.
01:16:08You have no idea what you're talking about.
01:16:09That's not how it happened.
01:16:10Please stop.
01:16:11Just go.
01:16:12Just go.
01:16:13Hey, you're right.
01:16:14You should go.
01:16:15Sean can decide for himself.
01:16:16Yeah, except the adults make the decisions in my house, okay?
01:16:19And if you try to stop me, I will call my attorney first and then the police.
01:16:23Oh, no.
01:16:23We are going to call the police on you.
01:16:25You manipulative asshole.
01:16:26You pushed Sean around and now you're going to try the same shit with us.
01:16:29Excuse me.
01:16:29Have you stopped for a second to think that, you know,
01:16:31considering the medical attention, the private schools,
01:16:35me giving him basically everything he's ever wanted.
01:16:37The one thing that he can't get out of his head
01:16:38is the fact that the two people that were supposed to love him the most
01:16:42abandoned him.
01:16:43Get back in your Tesla and get out of my house.
01:16:45You don't lose her, Sean.
01:16:47Neither one of you.
01:16:48Get out.
01:16:48Anytime now.
01:16:51You little bitch.
01:16:53You think that you can just do whatever you want because what?
01:16:55You didn't learn how to be a grown-up?
01:16:57Okay, you know what?
01:16:57Do not talk to her like that.
01:16:59You have no idea what it was like losing Sean.
01:17:01And what was it like losing Sean exactly?
01:17:03Did you just happen to trip and accidentally put him up for adoption?
01:17:07I mean, the delusion in this household is just monumental.
01:17:09You guys have calmed down.
01:17:10You guys are acting too crazy.
01:17:11Chloe, this is your fault.
01:17:12You brought him here.
01:17:13Stop it.
01:17:14We all know why teenage boys make these kinds of trips.
01:17:16Don't we rob?
01:17:17Stop, Angela.
01:17:18You can't hear him.
01:17:19Don't interrupt, Chloe.
01:17:20You, you.
01:17:20Just interrupted her.
01:17:22All right, will you just listen?
01:17:23Little fish?
01:17:24No, don't call me little.
01:17:25All right, I'm not little.
01:17:26You just need to listen to each other for a sec instead of screaming and yelling and saying
01:17:30these awful things.
01:17:31We are listening.
01:17:32They're the ones saying terrible things, Sean.
01:17:34There, there, that, that, right there.
01:17:35Is what I'm talking about.
01:17:37What?
01:17:37You are just embarrassing yourself.
01:17:39Stop.
01:17:40You're right.
01:17:40I am embarrassed that my daughter lies to me and that she lured you up.
01:17:45You're promising, I don't know what, and that she hates us for doing what we thought was
01:17:49best for you.
01:17:50And you know what?
01:17:51We did, we did what we thought we had to do because we didn't think there was any other
01:17:54way to help you.
01:17:56But you're okay now.
01:17:57He's just, he's okay.
01:17:58You're right.
01:17:59I am okay.
01:18:01Okay?
01:18:01I'm okay because of my parents.
01:18:04My real parents.
01:18:07They have loved me and taken care of me.
01:18:11They've been great parents.
01:18:11They have been my parents because you, because you're too young and, and too poor and too
01:18:17whatever to take care of me.
01:18:20Okay?
01:18:20And that's okay.
01:18:20I get it.
01:18:21I forgive you.
01:18:23You know what?
01:18:24I'm, I'm glad this whole thing worked out the way I did because I'm okay.
01:18:28And I wasn't before.
01:18:31Is life perfect?
01:18:32No.
01:18:33Right?
01:18:33But it's okay.
01:18:35Really, because I am okay.
01:18:37And honestly, if I don't do this whole thing over again, I would do it the exact same
01:18:42way.
01:18:44This time I would choose to have Chloe in my life.
01:18:47She didn't, she didn't choose any of this.
01:18:49She's like me.
01:18:53Look, taking the car and running away was stupid.
01:18:57It was a dumb idea.
01:18:58Really, it was.
01:18:59But it was for the better.
01:19:01Because I know her now and I didn't, I'm going to keep talking to her.
01:19:09Okay?
01:19:09And I want to be able to keep seeing her.
01:19:11And honestly, I don't care what you guys have to say about that or you guys, because
01:19:16all of you have been making decisions for us for too long.
01:19:20Stupid decisions, bad decisions.
01:19:25And I'm done.
01:19:25I want this decision.
01:19:28I want my sister.
01:19:31If that's what you want, sure, Mary.
01:19:33We are all fine with that.
01:19:36As do.
01:19:42Listen.
01:19:49Thank you, guys.
01:19:52Thank you for telling me.
01:19:54I wanted to know.
01:19:57And it's okay, I forgive you.
01:19:59I just want us to be okay.
01:20:03Yeah.
01:20:04We're just, we're so glad we got to meet you finally.
01:20:09And, um, maybe you'll, you'll want to get to know us a little better.
01:20:15Hey, man, our door's always open.
01:20:19Here.
01:20:34I'm sorry I put you through this.
01:20:36Mom, I'm sorry I put you through this.
01:20:38But thank you for coming.
01:20:40Okay?
01:20:41Thank you both for coming.
01:20:43I'm just glad you're safe, son.
01:20:48Can we just go home?
01:20:50No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:20:52Not until everyone apologizes.
01:20:54Okay, Chloe.
01:20:55That's fine.
01:20:56No, no, it's not fine.
01:20:58We are family now, and I'm not going to let some stupid fight change that.
01:21:20I am sorry for my words.
01:21:26I should have thanked you for healing.
01:21:36Okay.
01:21:38Um.
01:21:44Parents.
01:21:48Hey.
01:21:52For what?
01:21:54Not hating me.
01:21:56That'd be kind of possible.
01:21:59I don't know.
01:22:02It caused a lot of drama, didn't it?
01:22:05Yeah.
01:22:06You did.
01:22:06It was worth it.
01:22:09You really have to go.
01:22:12Hold on.
01:22:13Hey, Mom.
01:22:14Yeah.
01:22:14Dad.
01:22:15Is there any chance that maybe Chloe could come with us to Hawaii this year?
01:22:21Well, if our parents agree.
01:22:24Yeah.
01:22:26We'd have to pay her away.
01:22:28Um, I think we could do that.
01:22:32See?
01:22:33Now we can start up the North Shore together.
01:22:35Oh.
01:22:38I think I'm going to like having you as a brother.
01:22:42Hey.
01:22:45I'll see you.
01:22:55So, I take it I'm grounded forever?
01:22:59Well, apparently that doesn't work anymore.
01:23:03You okay?
01:23:06Not entirely, but that's my own fault.
01:23:11I don't understand.
01:23:14I thought that I could show you how to be.
01:23:18But that's not fair, is it?
01:23:20You've got to find your own way.
01:23:24I'm sorry that I treated you like a little boy.
01:23:30You know, your hippy-dippy birth parents, they actually have a point.
01:23:35You should have a choice in what you do with your time.
01:23:39But don't get too excited.
01:23:40We're not going to go full blown out Chloe here.
01:23:42But, but I feel like we can adjust your schedule.
01:23:47Does this mean I can skip piano?
01:23:49We could take out the things that you don't enjoy.
01:23:53Except the shelter.
01:23:56You're going to have to sub in other things.
01:23:57But you can choose those too.
01:23:59So, can I have some free time?
01:24:01To waste?
01:24:03As long as you don't ditch to surf.
01:24:06Ha ha ha.
01:24:08Thanks, Pop.
01:24:09You're the best.
01:24:10You're the best.
01:24:12I'm never admitting this out loud.
01:24:14But it's good to be wrong sometimes.
01:24:18I was wrong about Chloe.
01:24:20She's a tsunami inside a tornado inside a hurricane.
01:24:23But I love her anyway.
01:24:25And I'm glad she pulled me into her chaos.
01:24:30I guess life is pretty good.
01:24:33I'm just happy I survived this weekend.
01:24:36And mostly that my friends weren't around to see it.
01:25:09I'm glad she was fellas.