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00:05:33I'm a help.
00:05:34No, I can't.
00:05:36I can't.
00:05:40I can't.
00:05:43I can't.
00:05:44Hmm.
00:05:46It's a good coffee.
00:05:48I'll come back again.
00:05:51Okay?
00:05:53Bye.
00:05:593, 2, 1.
00:06:02Okay.
00:06:05Cianti.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye.
00:06:26Halo, Ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:29Bu, aku tuh kesiangan kan kepasanya.
00:06:32Jadinya tadi, nih liat.
00:06:34Sayurnya layu-layu begini lho, Bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalo kesiangan.
00:06:45Bu, Bu.
00:06:49Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok tehnya cuma air doang, Bu.
00:06:54Oh iya boleh, aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya...
00:07:03Banyak pikiran gitu lho, Bu.
00:07:06Giatan ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh, Bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, Bu.
00:07:14Ya.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, Bu.
00:07:18Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, Bu.
00:07:27Oke.
00:07:28Satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:34Ih, ya ampun, Ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu, dong.
00:07:44Cantik amat sih, Bu.
00:07:46Bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalo modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:49Ini nih kalo di kampung saya udah jadi simpenannya bupati lho, Bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:56Ya soalnya kan kalo istrinya ya modelannya kayak saya gini, Bu.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar belum sih, Mbak?
00:08:07Aduh, ibu apa kayak nanya deh.
00:08:11Udah lah, Bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:15Hmm.
00:08:16Itu lho, Bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu lho, Bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Gimana?
00:08:32Supir, Bu. Supir.
00:08:33Sampai driver.
00:08:34Driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana deket tukang sate itu lho, Bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:42Oh, kamu kerja 2 bulan di sini udah dapet pacar.
00:08:48Gercep lah, Bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, Bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:54Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:01Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatelan.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap!
00:09:14Terus ibu mau apa lagi, Bu?
00:09:16Enggak, gak usah. Aku mau pergi cek toko. Aku titip rumah ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak. Belum ketemu, Bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, Bu, terakhir dong, Bu.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, Bu. Bosku, bosku.
00:09:29Bosku, cakep.
00:09:31Bosku, cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 00.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:47Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:50Ya lo denger gak presiden ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, Bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:07Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak.
00:10:21Pak.
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:28Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Maaf, maaf, maaf.
00:10:35Maaf, maaf, maaf.
00:10:36Buka ibu.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Lihat berita gak?
00:10:52Gila sih ini.
00:10:53Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:55Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:58Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:10:59Bilang sama di LNK kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, modal hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Beran.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kali ini aku mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apalagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apalagi, Bro?
00:11:18Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu udah dengerin.
00:11:21Kamu kan tau perjalan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu gak pernah masalah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:33Baca!
00:11:35Anya!
00:11:37Cuma perek Kot Kotkan yang nama Instagramnya dia gak tukar bersama perek lain!
00:11:42Acik!
00:11:48Loh!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:51Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:57Ya beneran.
00:12:04Beneran?
00:12:05Ya beneran kamu sih ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:09Kamu malah ngambak sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih!
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong-ngomong baik-baik dulu yuk?
00:12:28Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:36Masjaga!
00:12:39Yuk!
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh!
00:12:42Apa-apa?
00:12:44Yuk!
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:49Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:51Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekali ngomong-ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:59Eh!
00:13:00Kok kain aku ngaku salah?
00:13:02Kau semuanya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:05Ya!
00:13:05Ya!
00:13:06Sayang maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya, Sayang.
00:13:11Yaink.
00:13:12Yaink!
00:13:13Yaeng.
00:13:14Yaeng.
00:13:14Gila.
00:13:15Yaeng.
00:13:15Yaeng.
00:13:16Yaeng.
00:13:19Yaeng.
00:13:25Yaeng.
00:13:41JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES ara en dijima
00:13:42I don't love you, Broto.
00:13:46I'm just going to hang out with you because I love you.
00:14:04You don't want to meet me.
00:14:08What?
00:14:09What?
00:14:09I'm just going to hang out with you.
00:14:11Happy birthday to you.
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday.
00:14:24Happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:27Love you.
00:14:29I wish.
00:14:31I wish.
00:14:32Kau emang A-nya yang kamu cari.
00:14:35Ciwakan.
00:14:38Aku rewa.
00:14:52I wish.
00:14:55I wish.
00:14:57I wish.
00:14:59I wish.
00:15:00I wish.
00:15:05I wish.
00:15:07I wish.
00:15:09I wish.
00:15:10I wish.
00:15:11I wish.
00:15:13I wish.
00:15:14I wish.
00:15:15I wish.
00:15:18I wish.
00:15:19I wish.
00:15:20I wish.
00:15:21I wish.
00:15:23I wish.
00:15:25I wish.
00:15:28I wish.
00:15:30I wish.
00:15:30I wish.
00:15:33I wish.
00:15:55I wish.
00:16:05I wish.
00:16:05I'm going to go home and go back to the village because I'm going to go back to my house.
00:16:09Oh, I'm going to work here, I'm going to work here, Bu.
00:16:16Before you work, where did you work?
00:16:19In the store store, Bu.
00:16:21From the store, with the script that says,
00:16:24''Selamat datang di tempatan kami, bila anda belanja hari ini,
00:16:27besok anda akan dapatkan, 90%''
00:16:32Terus itu?
00:16:35Itu?
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, Bu. Aku udah ikut-ikutan temen, tapi sekarang gak usah ilang, sakit lagi, Bu.
00:16:50Ibu duduk aja dulu, duduk.
00:16:51Sehat dulu, capek kan pasti Mbak Yani?
00:16:54Boleh tolong itu kalau para ibu?
00:16:55Boleh, boleh.
00:16:56Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:56Iya, Pak.
00:16:57Aku bikin ini muntah ya.
00:16:58Biasanya ya, gak pakai gula pula.
00:17:00Iya.
00:17:04Ibu kok tumpen sendirian?
00:17:08Gimas mana?
00:17:09Gimas mana?
00:17:17Kok tumpen sendirian?
00:17:19Ibu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:25Bu?
00:17:29Halo, Bu.
00:17:30Ibu dimana sih, Bu?
00:17:34Pesan.
00:17:34Ini aku baru sampe rumah, gak dorang.
00:17:36Sepedan doang tadi sebentar.
00:17:41Sayang.
00:17:42Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:44Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku gak nyampe mau ambil teh.
00:17:48Iya, iya.
00:17:50Ntar ya?
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:51Gimana bisa kamu?
00:17:52Bu?
00:17:53Ibu sepuh mau duduknya dan duduk malu, Pak.
00:17:55Dudukin teh ke mobilnya.
00:17:59Apa?
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang tamaku keluar dari pintu belakang sekalian juga.
00:18:04Ya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya Bapak, ya?
00:18:08Iya, ibunya Bapak.
00:18:09Kalo dia nanya kamu...
00:18:10Cantik, ya.
00:18:11Gak kayak Bapak.
00:18:13Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya, Bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba, Pak.
00:18:18Iya, kamu bikin aja kamu coba, Pak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sini ya?
00:18:21Jujur, Pak.
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:24Iya, soalnya lagi sakit.
00:18:25Jadi setelan bahayi di rumah terus.
00:18:27Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:28Waduh.
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:36Kamu namakin aku sama, Pak.
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:39Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:41Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja kemikirannya.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:46Udah jadi tehnya, Bu.
00:18:48Gak terlalu manis.
00:18:49Karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:51Kalo Bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis, Pak.
00:18:54Iya, Bapak emang sukanya manis-manis.
00:18:56Saking sukanya mbak ditidurin.
00:19:06Ini gua tanya.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:13Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:14Enggak ada yang emakin.
00:19:16Yang virus.
00:19:18Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:21Tapi heran ya.
00:19:22Orang gitu.
00:19:23Susah banget diatur.
00:19:25Disuruh dirumah.
00:19:26Eh, tetap ada belita.
00:19:27Gak pake masker lagi.
00:19:30Ah, bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:39Yuk.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Yaitu di koran pagi.
00:19:48Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:52Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Pihit lah.
00:19:57Gimana gak ibu stres?
00:20:00Hah?
00:20:05Ibu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:10Bangun apa sih?
00:20:12Hmm?
00:20:12Hmm.
00:20:29Ga persecution think.
00:20:30Heh.
00:20:31Hmm.
00:20:34Hmm.
00:20:38The class in the next year, I'll cancel the class again.
00:20:40The situation is still fine.
00:20:43It's not okay.
00:20:45So we're still waiting for the class.
00:20:49It's not okay.
00:20:51We also have to think about our health.
00:20:54Yeah, I'm okay.
00:20:55It's not okay.
00:21:01I'm ready for the class.
00:21:03Okay, can I?
00:21:16I'm sorry.
00:21:18I'm sorry.
00:21:18I have to leave.
00:21:20I do it.
00:21:22I do it.
00:21:22I do it.
00:21:23I do it.
00:21:24I do it.
00:21:24I'm in a good mood.
00:21:27I'm in a good mood.
00:21:30Bukan.
00:21:30I'm in a good mood.
00:21:31I'm still gonna love my daughter.
00:21:32I think you're a young boy.
00:21:33About two, five, five.
00:21:38About seven.
00:21:39But not seven either?
00:21:41What else are you doing?
00:21:43It's not a good one, I'm so happy.
00:21:46Alright.
00:21:47If so,
00:21:50let me tell you.
00:21:52Let me ask you to help me quickly.
00:21:54We'll see you soon.
00:21:55Yes, definitely.
00:21:57Just finish it.
00:21:59If you need it, I'll do it.
00:22:00If you need it, I'll do it.
00:22:04It's done.
00:22:06It's done.
00:22:07I'm tired.
00:22:08I want to get up.
00:22:10Yeah.
00:22:11Do you want me to do it?
00:22:13I'm tired.
00:22:15I'm tired.
00:22:15I'm tired.
00:22:16I'm tired.
00:22:17I'm tired.
00:22:19I'm tired.
00:22:24I'm tired.
00:22:25I'm tired.
00:22:27If that's all, we'll prepare the chef.
00:22:32To the chef.
00:22:36Okay, I'm ready.
00:22:36Let's go.
00:22:39Okay, I'm ready.
00:22:42I'm ready, I'm ready.
00:22:43But the chef of the chef is all.
00:22:47I'm ready.
00:22:48I'm ready.
00:22:51Okay, I'm ready.
00:22:52I have to pay my cash for cash.
00:22:56Oh, what?
00:22:57Is it done?
00:22:59I didn't say cash to cash.
00:23:02I have to pay my cash.
00:23:02I have to pay my cash.
00:23:04What about it?
00:23:13If I don't have anything to pay my cash?
00:23:16What about it?
00:23:19What about it?
00:23:22$100?
00:23:23$200?
00:23:27Yuk.
00:23:32Yuk.
00:23:33Kes,
00:23:35belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto ayam, ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:39Yuk.
00:23:40Yuk.
00:23:43Kurasi ini bukan kebetulan, Yuk.
00:23:46Coba kamu pikirnya,
00:23:47pas kamu mau pergi, ibu tiba-tiba datang.
00:23:49Mau nginep di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari, Yuk.
00:23:55Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:58Aku rasa ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita gak boleh cerai.
00:24:03Tuhan?
00:24:05Pertanda dari Tuhan kau bilang?
00:24:07Iya.
00:24:09Salah jumatnya.
00:24:10Salah jumatnya sebulan sekali aja ngomong itu, Tuhan.
00:24:12Atau kamu mentot semuanya, inget gak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:21Sayang.
00:24:21Nggak usah pening alam sehat, kak.
00:24:23Susah.
00:24:28Dudur disini.
00:24:31Yuk, please deh.
00:24:39Tiga hari.
00:24:41Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:45Aku pergi.
00:24:56Bu.
00:24:57Gak bisa ke pasar, bu.
00:24:59Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:00Itu ada orang kelurahan nider.
00:25:03Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, pak.
00:25:06Tuh, tuh, disegel.
00:25:08Pak.
00:25:09Pak sebentar, pak.
00:25:10Ada apa ya, pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari gubernur, pak.
00:25:14Iya.
00:25:14Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:17Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:19Waduh, gak tau juga ya, bu.
00:25:20Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:21Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:23Mari, pak, bu.
00:25:25Pak.
00:25:26Aduh, mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu.
00:25:30Pak.
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:34Gimana kalau pacar saya, mas Bambang, kita suruh pindah kesini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:39Kasian, pak.
00:25:40Terus, bu, nanti mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:45Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, bu.
00:25:48Gimana, bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Ya, menurut...
00:25:51Menurut saya, bu, mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:25:54Kejadian uang-mejuan.μοik.
00:26:16Leb, Ayu
00:26:18mana? Ya? Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:22Hmm? kayaknya
00:26:24di galaknya.
00:26:24Maybe I can find Ayu.
00:26:27I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:31Why did you meet him?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:35This is the job.
00:26:40Mas, I haven't met you before.
00:26:42I'm not strong.
00:26:46Let me, let me.
00:26:49I don't want to be here.
00:26:50I want to be here with Mas Bambang.
00:26:54I want to be here.
00:26:57What?
00:26:59What?
00:27:01I want to be here.
00:27:05Mas Bambang!
00:27:29What?
00:27:30What?
00:27:32What?
00:27:35What?
00:27:36Why did we have him?
00:27:39What?
00:27:41Why did I do this?
00:27:43I'm alone, I'm afraid.
00:27:46Come here now, please, please.
00:27:49No, you can't.
00:27:50Just like you alone, it's safe.
00:27:53You can't leave it alone.
00:27:54But I'm alone.
00:27:58If I'm alone,
00:28:00then I'm alone,
00:28:01then people in my apartment,
00:28:03then I'm going to be zombie?
00:28:07Anya,
00:28:08the virus is flu.
00:28:09Yeah,
00:28:11not feel zombie.
00:28:12So, if you're in quarantine,
00:28:14it's not a problem.
00:28:17I'm just afraid.
00:28:19I'm afraid.
00:28:21Please, please.
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:27If you're calm,
00:28:28I'm going to be quiet.
00:28:29I'm going to be quiet.
00:28:30I'm going to be quiet.
00:28:31I'm going to be quiet.
00:28:31I'm going to be quiet.
00:28:32Oh, yeah.
00:28:34Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:38Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:40Kayaknya kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Eh, enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:28:43Jangan, jangan bilang.
00:28:46Aduh, ayo nyalain video call-nya.
00:28:48Cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:50Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:51Ayo, makanya kamu ngedance sekarang.
00:28:54Oke?
00:28:54Oke.
00:28:56Sekarang banget nih.
00:28:58Iya.
00:29:05Oke.
00:29:08Wih, ada-ada aja.
00:29:10Yes.
00:29:20агajaja!
00:29:21Buka, buuka!
00:29:24Buka, buuka!
00:29:25No need to have it at your own pace
00:29:29I'm okay if you wanna stay
00:29:32If you wanna stay
00:29:39Eh, Mas
00:29:43Kamu gak kerja, ya?
00:29:45Boss, aku kan bilang cepet, lockdown
00:29:47Aku langsung naik konjek ke sini, aku
00:29:49Mas Akiki, kita dikonekat, sih
00:29:54Cinta nih, cinta
00:29:57Tanpa pengorbanan, bukanlah cinta namanya
00:30:03Kind of romantic
00:30:05We have a fancy little picnic
00:30:08I wanna see you when I wake up
00:30:11Cause we can fight and then we make up
00:30:14Ih, kamu sweet banget
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jatuh
00:30:20Oh, iya dong, kan balance
00:30:22Guys, rohani
00:30:24Just money
00:30:26Eh, Lungking
00:30:28Masuk masuk masuk
00:30:29Ya
00:30:30Iya bu, iya bu
00:30:32Iya bu
00:30:34Nggak ya ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri bu, kan lagi
00:30:38Mau bikin konten lockdown bu
00:30:40Sebentar ya bu
00:30:42Guys, lockdown
00:30:43Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya
00:30:48Ibu
00:30:48Ibu
00:30:50Ini, ibu kan nggak jadi dimasakin soto
00:30:52Iya
00:30:53Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya
00:30:54Kasiannya leper
00:30:55Iya bu, nanti Yanni lihat ya
00:30:57Di kulkas ada apa aja
00:31:00Ya
00:31:02Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya bu, iya bu
00:31:04Tenang bu
00:31:05Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah bu
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti
00:31:16Wah, sepong
00:31:17Hmm, gitu bu, enak
00:31:19Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kesian
00:31:22Iya bu
00:31:23Iya
00:31:32Kamu diresek
00:31:34Ditinggalin ke anda dalam sembarangan
00:31:35Sekarang suruh begini lagi
00:31:37Hah?
00:31:41Celana dalem?
00:31:43Celana dalem apa sih?
00:31:46Celana dalem kamu ketinggalin di mobil aku
00:31:47Ayu pake mobil aku
00:31:49Dan dia nemuin
00:31:51Sekarang berantem
00:31:53Hah?
00:31:53Masa sih aku nggak pernah lo ninggalin celana dalem
00:31:58Ada orang ada namanya ini
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain celana dalem aku
00:32:03Karena kamu tau
00:32:04Aku jarang pake celana dalem
00:32:06Ini hanya tuh
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku bro
00:32:10Bro, toh
00:32:12Ayo kamu ngaku sama aku
00:32:13Itu celana dalem siapa?
00:32:16Kamu selingku lagi
00:32:17Bro, toh
00:32:21Janteng?
00:32:22Iya bu
00:32:23Masih ya
00:32:23Iya
00:32:25Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:26Kamu mandi ibu
00:32:31Ibu tuh kepikiran lo
00:32:35Kamu pernah nggak tuh pereksain terus?
00:32:37Pernah
00:32:38Kamu ngomongin giniin sih
00:32:39Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu
00:32:42Gimana tuh kalau pelurnya kosong?
00:32:44Eh kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:46Ada pelurnya ada
00:32:49Ada, ada, ada
00:32:50Udah
00:32:50Udah
00:32:51Udah berotong mau mandi
00:32:53Iya
00:32:55Tapi cek ya?
00:32:56Iya
00:32:57Bener ya?
00:32:58Iya ibu
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampe ibu tau
00:33:05Makanya jangan berisik nih mas
00:33:12Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:19Aduh
00:33:20Let's go baby
00:33:21Gak bisa
00:33:22Hah?
00:33:23Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak
00:33:25Buat ibu sepuh
00:33:26Gak bisa, gak bisa
00:33:26Nah kamu ngajakin kamu mau ngapain lagi?
00:33:28Kisih ayo ayo
00:33:29Ini udah gini loh
00:33:30Iya tapi
00:33:31Aduh
00:33:32Aku ngulek disana atau ngulek disini ya?
00:33:34Disini
00:33:34Tapi gak bisa nanti dicariin ibu
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apain
00:33:38Mbak Kaceng
00:33:38Nah udah pokoknya jangan bersuara
00:33:40Diam disini
00:33:41Ya
00:33:41NahEh
00:33:42Dia gimana nih?
00:33:44Istirahat di tempat
00:33:45Tunggu aku datang
00:33:47Kalau maksud aku sentil ya
00:33:49Bullah ai yang tiapатuh
00:33:51Terus
00:33:52curup2 ma'?
00:33:52Hmm.
00:33:53What do you do?
00:33:59Ah!
00:34:00Oh yeah.
00:34:05Oh, so...
00:34:07Ah!
00:34:22.
00:34:26Mbak Yanni, kok kamu tiba-tiba ada disitu?
00:34:29Nah Bu, tadi Yanni kelewat sini, Ibu asik banget main HP, sampe gak ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:36Serius amat Bu.
00:34:43Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:47Ehm, mau ke belakang, sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang kalo disini.
00:34:52Saya mau balesin chat customer.
00:34:57Eh Bu, tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Yanni, itu sinyalnya dead.
00:35:04Ambiar Bu, aduh marah, aduh mah.
00:35:08Iya, iya.
00:35:12Mbak Yanni, nanti kalo misalnya Ibu tanya saya dimana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:17Oh gitu ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Siap Bu.
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa? Kamu tuh sama perempuan mula lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalo aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama cilain lain.
00:35:37Mbak Yanni itu punya siapa?
00:35:38Wow.
00:35:40Nah itu.
00:35:46Yan.
00:35:47Telur dede, telur.
00:35:49Yah, Ibu bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:52Yanni jantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:55Yah, ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini Bu, yang cepet ya telur.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:04Kalo kambing kan terpedo, Bu, telurnya.
00:36:08Daging kambing.
00:36:09Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:10Aduh, itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto, biar nak.
00:36:14Terus kalo buat am-am.
00:36:15Am-am, am-am.
00:36:17Uyeh-uyah kali, Bu.
00:36:19Apa sih tuh ya uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh-uyah tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:24Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalo belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Iya, Bu.
00:36:27Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:31Kambing, toge.
00:36:32Ya.
00:36:32Terus kalo buat Bu Ayu, kecu sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke?
00:36:37Iya.
00:36:37Soalnya, ibu udah pengen punya cucu.
00:36:40Oh alah, untuk itu.
00:36:42Yan ini paham, Bu.
00:36:43Kalo itu, Bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yan ini kenalin aja sama temen-temen.
00:36:46Yan ini di kampung bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi loh, Bu.
00:36:49Pake apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak bawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga bawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:56Gak bodi.
00:36:57Udahlah, kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:01Ya.
00:37:01Siap, Bu.
00:37:02Terus kalo buat ibu ya, omelet aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:05Tapi tambah susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap, Bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, Ibu.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:17Dari tadi sih, Yan ini belum lihat Ibu Ayu di mana, Bu?
00:37:49Ya.
00:37:53Sumuiase kembali.
00:38:06Ah, let's go!
00:38:18See ya!
00:38:20Come on, come!
00:38:28Cakep!
00:38:30Omelette!
00:38:32Eh, Bu Ayu!
00:38:33Bu Sepuh!
00:38:36Ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepuh!
00:38:40Enak pasti!
00:38:42Makasih ya!
00:38:43Sama-sama, Bu!
00:38:44Yang disiapin dulu di meja makan ya!
00:38:46Mari, Bu Ayu!
00:38:50Hai, handsome!
00:38:52What's up?
00:38:53Handsome and back!
00:38:56Yuk, aku siap nih!
00:38:58Emang agak-agak bau bawang sedikit sih, tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan?
00:39:03C'mon, come to Mama!
00:39:07Enggak!
00:39:08Gak pengen!
00:39:10Hah?
00:39:10Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar!
00:39:15Ayolah Mas nih!
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih!
00:39:20Acem-acem engkau udah!
00:39:22Bosku WA barusan!
00:39:24Aduh, terus?
00:39:25Katanya!
00:39:27Yaudah!
00:39:28Kamu pulang kampung aja!
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri!
00:39:31Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya!
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:37Dipecat ini, Ma!
00:39:39Hah!
00:39:40Serius, Mas?
00:39:43Kamu sih!
00:39:44Aduh, ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk kesini!
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main!
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk kesini, gak diapa-apain lagi!
00:39:54Maaf dong, Mas!
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Oh iya ngaku nih!
00:40:00Gak ada kerjaan!
00:40:02Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:04Pijet apa gitu deh!
00:40:06Supaya kamu enakkan ya!
00:40:08Krokin deh, krokin, krokin!
00:40:09Nah yuk!
00:40:11Yuk!
00:40:12Sini!
00:40:13Pagar bahan sama!
00:40:15Nah!
00:40:16Wuuuh!
00:40:17Uuuuh!
00:40:18Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu yang goji banget ini!
00:40:23Muuuh!
00:40:24Muuuh!
00:40:24Mesti!
00:40:25Mesti ya!
00:40:27Tapi abis krokin, mhm-mhm ya!
00:40:33Mas!
00:40:34Gimana kalau kamu tinggal disini aja?
00:40:39Ya!
00:40:40Ya!
00:40:40Enggara!
00:40:41Nanti kalau bos kamu tau, dipolisiin buat kita!
00:40:44Alah!
00:40:45Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja, Mas!
00:40:48Aman deh!
00:40:50Aman!
00:40:52Terus?
00:40:53Mandinya?
00:40:53Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:55Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:56Hmm!
00:40:57Kalau mandi gampang, Mas!
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malem-malem aja!
00:41:02Pas mau orang udah tidur!
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi gak ada orang, jadi aman!
00:41:06Ya!
00:41:07Bajunya gimana?
00:41:08Aku hanya mau baju!
00:41:09Baju Bapak banyak!
00:41:10Tenang!
00:41:27vale!
00:41:31SatiD
00:41:34Je押ar ya!
00:41:40I don't know.
00:42:14I don't know.
00:42:36I don't know.
00:42:37Bangun Ibu.
00:42:42Selamat pagi.
00:42:44Hei Ibu.
00:42:46Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:48Duh.
00:42:48Halo.
00:42:52Terima kasih Ibu.
00:42:54Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:56Ini ada rumah rupanya loh.
00:42:59Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:02Kalau ini Ayu ini buget.
00:43:05Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:07Oh.
00:43:08Kalau rotinya.
00:43:09Terus buat kamu.
00:43:11Ya.
00:43:11Makasih ya.
00:43:12Makasih Ibu.
00:43:15Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:18Aduh.
00:43:19Nggak usah.
00:43:20Nggak usah.
00:43:20Nggak usah.
00:43:21Ini serius loh.
00:43:27Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:30Ini tuh penting.
00:43:32Ya.
00:43:33Ini.
00:43:34Ini bukan porno.
00:43:35Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:38Kamu.
00:43:39Ya.
00:43:39Kamu tuh.
00:43:39Ayu harus di bawah.
00:43:41Nah.
00:43:42Brotonya yang di atas.
00:43:44Gitu loh.
00:43:46Hah.
00:43:47Sudah.
00:43:48Udah.
00:43:49Bu contohin ya.
00:43:50Eh.
00:43:50Eh.
00:43:51Jangan-jangan.
00:43:52Bu ngapain sih.
00:43:53Udah.
00:43:53Sebentar.
00:43:54Aduh.
00:43:55Dia ngerti.
00:44:01Nih ya.
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:05Supaya.
00:44:07Semuanya tuh bisa berenang.
00:44:09Untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:13Dah.
00:44:16Bisa nggak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:19Ayu ayo.
00:44:21Itu tadi ibu ajarin.
00:44:22Ayu.
00:44:22Coba.
00:44:23Kamu.
00:44:24Dipraktekin dulu.
00:44:36Roto.
00:44:38Kamu tuh.
00:44:39Jangan diem aja.
00:44:41Sini sini.
00:44:41Tanganmu taruh disini.
00:44:44Nih.
00:44:44Deket terakhirnya.
00:44:47Gini?
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:50Kehangatan tangan kamu itu.
00:44:52Itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu.
00:44:55Bisa menang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:44:59Terus.
00:45:01Kemajak ngobrol.
00:45:04Kemajak ngobrol.
00:45:07Gini?
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:09Dede.
00:45:10Dede.
00:45:11Halo.
00:45:12Berenang.
00:45:13Berenang.
00:45:13Nyelam.
00:45:15Ya.
00:45:15Abis itu kamu doa.
00:45:17Ya.
00:45:18Nanti deh.
00:45:19Ibu wain kamu ya.
00:45:20Doanya.
00:45:20Ya.
00:45:21Ya.
00:45:22Ibu tahu dari mana sih kayak begini ya.
00:45:23Udah lah kerjain aja.
00:45:25Ya.
00:45:27Ya.
00:45:31Ya.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:35Ya udah.
00:45:35Diberantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:36Masa ibu makan disini.
00:45:37Tuh.
00:45:38Masa.
00:45:39Masa sekarang sih.
00:45:40Ya makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:42Ya udah salah.
00:45:44Masa.
00:45:45Masa.
00:45:45Masa.
00:45:46Ya wis.
00:45:47Ya.
00:45:47Pokoknya ibu cepat dapet cucu ya dari kalian ya.
00:45:50Ya.
00:45:50Ya.
00:45:52Ya.
00:45:54Aduh.
00:46:14Aduh.
00:46:15Ya.
00:46:35Ah.
00:46:37Ya.
00:46:38I'm here to go
00:46:41Bro, Adi Suttejo
00:46:45You know what's happening, I'm calling you
00:46:47I know you still have to go
00:46:49I don't want to talk about this
00:46:52I really want to talk about it
00:46:54I want to talk about you with me
00:46:56I want to talk about you with me
00:46:59I need to remember
00:47:01I didn't know what I was doing
00:47:03But you're also going to talk about you
00:47:09I need help
00:47:10I need help
00:47:11Are you serious?
00:47:12What about you?
00:47:15Okay, can you
00:47:18Can you check your phone?
00:47:20Check your phone number that comes from you
00:47:22I'm going to go
00:47:23Who else?
00:47:25I'm going to go back
00:47:26If you're going to go help with me
00:47:29I believe
00:47:30I'm going to go back
00:47:33Okay, okay
00:47:35Tunggu 1-2 jam ya
00:47:37Ntar gue kabarin
00:47:38Okay
00:48:03Yo!
00:48:05Yo!
00:48:08Yo!
00:48:14Yo!
00:48:16Yo!
00:48:17make sure
00:48:17You become sex
00:48:20who want
00:48:20Yo!
00:48:21Yo!
00:48:24What call it?
00:48:25I'm sorry, you.
00:48:33Where's the guy?
00:48:35Where's the guy?
00:48:35Oh, that's great.
00:48:38There's all the ideas.
00:48:42What do you say?
00:48:45What do you say?
00:48:46Interactive, yeah.
00:48:52Ton, do you have a phone call with my wife?
00:48:55Yes, I have a phone call.
00:48:58What's the phone call?
00:49:03You're in front of me.
00:49:04You're in front of me.
00:49:04Yes, let me hear you.
00:49:07So, you're asking me to call my wife?
00:49:10Yes?
00:49:11Why?
00:49:12Why are you afraid?
00:49:13Wait just a secara for you.
00:49:17Dini gila sih.
00:49:19Aku udah curiga loh.
00:49:22Selana dalem yang kamu temuin itu bukan penyanya-nya.
00:49:25Tapi kamu sendiri ya, Nelson?
00:49:27Biar kita bisa cerai, aku yang salah.
00:49:30Padahal kamu di sini kok.
00:49:32Kalau kamu yakin, mana buktinya?
00:49:34Tenta buktinya.
00:49:36Oh, memang ada satu nomor yang cering gak otak hape gini lu.
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01:03:19Anak-anakku berantem
01:03:20Udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini
01:03:23Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu
01:03:25Kalau
01:03:26Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai
01:03:30Semoga gak ya
01:03:31Yang penting kamu tau
01:03:33Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:37Langkah kamu selanjutnya
01:03:46Ya wis
01:03:47Itu aja
01:03:50Terima kasih ya
01:03:51Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:04:00Terima kasih ya
01:04:08Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:04:09Oh
01:04:09Oh
01:04:10Oh
01:04:10Oh
01:04:11Oh
01:04:12Oh
01:04:27Assalamualaikum
01:04:30Hai Dimas
01:04:32Hai Bu
01:04:36Ada apa sih Bu
01:04:37Kok kayaknya genting banget
01:04:39Udah nanti
01:04:40Masuk aja dulu
01:04:44Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:50Mas
01:04:51Sehat
01:04:58Mas Bambang
01:04:59Kawat
01:05:00Kawat
01:05:01Kamu kemana sih
01:05:02Lombang
01:05:03Aduh Mas
01:05:05Itu adiknya bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:07Wah
01:05:07Pukul-pukul anggap
01:05:10Belom
01:05:11Ya
01:05:12Eh
01:05:13Tadi
01:05:14Umbun tua masuk sini
01:05:15Terus gimana
01:05:17Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:19Aduh
01:05:20Nah
01:05:21Katanya
01:05:22Kamu
01:05:23Bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:25Aduh
01:05:27Ya itu mas
01:05:28Gimana dong
01:05:31Duh
01:05:32Duh
01:05:32Duh
01:05:32Kalo
01:05:33Bapak sama ibu fix cerai
01:05:35Aku nganggur mas
01:05:39Berdua dong dengan nganggur kita
01:05:41Wah
01:05:42Wah
01:05:44Wah
01:05:48Apa itu Yan
01:05:49Ini loh mas
01:05:51Tabungan aku
01:05:52Aku nyalenginnya disini
01:05:54Eyalah
01:05:55Duit ini
01:05:57Iya
01:05:58Enak banget
01:05:59Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada ibu secara langsung
01:06:06Brata
01:06:08Kamu duluan
01:06:09Dia aja duluan
01:06:11Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri
01:06:13Eh kapan sih mah kebatut lu
01:06:15Ayo mah
01:06:16Stok
01:06:17Berata
01:06:31Aku aja yang jelasin ya ibu
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu
01:06:34Banyak omong di awal
01:06:37Nih
01:06:38Ini masalahnya
01:06:41Dari awal lu tuh gak pengen kalah
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar
01:06:44Harus duluan
01:06:46Harus dominan
01:06:47Dominan
01:06:48Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga
01:07:02Eh beneran
01:07:03Itu bukan pelimpan
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:07Biar keputusannya gak talah
01:07:10Alasan
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:14Hei
01:07:15Bu
01:07:15Sekarang nih
01:07:16Ini lagi nyeles
01:07:17Dari masalah intinya
01:07:19Yaitu kamu sekalian perempuan
01:07:21Titik
01:07:21Gua bebas ngomong apa aja
01:07:22Bodoh banget
01:07:23Yang jelas tanya gak bikin gua kayak gini
01:07:25Ketai tolong
01:07:26Kesampah
01:07:27Nih kain aja
01:07:27Oh iya emang
01:07:28Udah gua rencana itu gua aja
01:07:31Rencana
01:07:33Bruto dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:36Eh lu diem ya
01:07:37Munafik ya
01:07:38Lu mikirnya gak lu tidur dengan adek gua
01:07:40Lu lebih sudi dari gua
01:07:41Iya
01:07:42Mas
01:07:42Mas lu lu eh adiknya mau gak lu
01:07:49Dimas
01:07:51Biar aku aja yang jelasin
01:08:00Disaat aku tahu bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya
01:08:04Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita
01:08:08Dan ternyata
01:08:11Dimas orangnya
01:08:12Dari semenjak saat itu
01:08:15Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan
01:08:20Rutin ngobrol
01:08:23Teleponan
01:08:25Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin
01:08:30Tapi sama adik kamu
01:08:32Liat kamu
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa
01:08:34Mas-mas bentar lu harus dengerin dulu
01:08:43Dimas
01:08:45Dimas
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapat giliran
01:08:49Udah yuk lanjutin
01:08:51Jadi
01:08:52Aku sama Dimas sudah ada rencana untuk menikah
01:08:56Setelah aku cerai dari broto
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja
01:09:03Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu
01:09:06Cuma bedanya
01:09:07Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik
01:09:11Ya?
01:09:14Ya enggak lah
01:09:14Enggak, enggak, enggak
01:09:17Udah yang diem
01:09:19Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah clear
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya
01:09:29Dan lu
01:09:32Lu beresin semua barang-barang lu
01:09:34Dan lu pergi dari sini
01:09:38Gak perlu disuruh
01:09:40Udah aku siapin dari kemarin
01:09:42Bagus
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu, bu ini semua itu bohong bu
01:09:44Ini gak bener kayak begini
01:09:46Mas, sumpah demi Allah
01:09:47Gue gak pernah dihubungan apa-apa sama ayu mas
01:09:49Udah denger?
01:09:51Bobo Tuhan tuh
01:09:53Sama, lu lepas dari gue dapetnya dia
01:09:55Tukang les
01:09:56Mas
01:09:57Makan
01:09:57Yani, kesini ya
01:10:00Siap, bu
01:10:04Aku dipanggil sama ibu sepuh
01:10:08Aduh
01:10:09Doain aku ya mas
01:10:12Ya
01:10:13Semangat sayang
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa
01:10:17Eh mas
01:10:19Tapi
01:10:20Kalo ini semua selesai
01:10:22Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk
01:10:24Kita nikah aja
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja
01:10:27Aku rela
01:10:27Ya
01:10:29Kalo itu aku mau
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:33Jangan pernah hianati aku
01:10:36Ya
01:10:39Yani
01:10:42Masih meragukan
01:10:44Cintaku saja
01:10:46Kalo urusan janji setia
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti
01:10:55Seperti kata
01:10:57Glenn Bradley
01:10:58Tak pernah setengahan
01:11:02Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya mas
01:11:04Udah ganti dong
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya
01:11:08Janji ya
01:11:10Mas Bambang
01:11:22Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:23Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP
01:11:26Tapi pake senyum-senyum
01:11:29Ya terus
01:11:30Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum
01:11:33Oh ya jelas dong
01:11:35Ini handphone
01:11:36Sengaja saya tinggalin disini
01:11:38Waktu Bu Ayu telepon
01:11:40Ibu
01:11:41Ini
01:11:42Buah kesukaan Ibu
01:11:45Hei Bu
01:11:47Ya udah
01:11:48Yani kebelahan lagi ibu
01:11:50Ibu makan dong
01:11:50Dari kemarin gak pernah makan ibu
01:11:52Nanti Yani lagi yang makan
01:11:54Ini
01:11:54Ibu
01:11:55Makasih
01:11:55Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor
01:11:58Nih buktinya
01:12:00Aku tunggu kasih tau
01:12:03Terus
01:12:03Sejak saat itu
01:12:06Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelupain gitu
01:12:08Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah
01:12:12Bu
01:12:12Ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja
01:12:16Iya
01:12:17Buktinya tuh
01:12:20Bu
01:12:21Bu
01:12:21Mas
01:12:23Sumpah Mas
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku
01:12:26Suka ngecat aku
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat
01:12:28Katanya
01:12:29Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti
01:12:34Tapi
01:12:35Sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak
01:12:37Bayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa
01:12:40Sorry ya
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi
01:12:48Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mba Ayu
01:12:53Mba Ayu ngechat
01:12:54Aku juga gak pernah bales
01:12:56Mas
01:12:57Nih mas
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya
01:12:58Mas liat sendiri
01:13:01Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas?
01:13:03Mba
01:13:03Aku tuh sayang sama Mba
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba
01:13:10Ini angchat bagian lu hapus
01:13:11Aduh capek itu udah mulus ya
01:13:13Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mba Ayu
01:13:16Oke
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus
01:13:19Di handphone Mba Ayu pasti masih ada
01:13:20Gitu aja
01:13:22Ayu
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu
01:13:28Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu
01:13:30Aku
01:13:31Ini yang salah Broto gua
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin
01:13:34Aku
01:13:34Yang selingkuh dia
01:13:36Ibu ini aku Ayu
01:13:38Anak perumun ibu ya ibu saya
01:13:40Ibu
01:13:41Ibu
01:13:42Ibu
01:13:42Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu
01:13:46Ini
01:13:47Ini karena ibu sayang sama kamu
01:13:50Makanya
01:13:52Ibu mau biar
01:13:53Biar ini jelas
01:13:54Ibu
01:13:55Ibu
01:14:09Ibu
01:14:21Ibu
01:14:24Aku masih di rumah
01:14:26Aku baru datung
01:16:00Ini tidak benar.
01:16:02Harusnya bukan aku yang disalahkan.
01:16:04Harusnya berotong.
01:16:05Berotong.
01:16:06Dimas.
01:16:08Dimas.
01:16:08Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu di depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi tidak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu tidak tahu apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:15Mbak Ayu.
01:16:17Kamu ingat semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu.
01:16:21Kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:25Ya.
01:16:28Aku tidak butuh bantuan.
01:16:32Kamu...
01:16:33Kamu sama saja kakak kamu, ya?
01:16:35Kamu tidak butuh bantuan.
01:16:47Kamu tidak butuh bantuan.
01:16:50Kamu tidak butuh bantuan.
01:16:57Bu.
01:16:57Ini ibu prekuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:02Terus untuk.
01:17:05Positif hamil.
01:17:08Bu.
01:17:11Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:45I'm the only one in my life.
01:17:52I've never had a job.
01:17:59I've never had a job.
01:18:12Yeah.
01:18:42Kamu dan aku adalah takdir.
01:18:51Kamu dan aku adalah satu.
01:19:00Aku cinta kamu, Proto.
01:19:05Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:19:24Terima kasih telah menonton!
01:19:25Terima kasih telah menonton!
01:19:43Mas Bapak! Mas Asseti!
01:19:47Mas!
01:19:48Max?
01:19:51Max?
01:19:53Max?
01:19:54No.
01:19:56No!
01:19:58Ah.
01:20:02Mama, you're like a Professor.
01:20:07I'm going to go down my way.
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