00:00Today, I accidentally convinced my entire office
00:03that our building is haunted.
00:04I bought a smart Bluetooth bulb for my desk lamp,
00:07but I couldn't get the phone app to sync.
00:09I kept aggressively mashing the flicker and strobe test button
00:12while cycling colors from blood red to green,
00:15but my lamp didn't react, so I gave up.
00:17Ten minutes later, our CEO walks out of the executive boardroom
00:21looking completely white.
00:23Turns out, I hadn't paired my desk lamp.
00:25I had connected to the smart chandelier
00:27inside the executive boardroom during a high-stakes investor pitch.
00:31The lights had started violently strobing deep red
00:34right as the CEO was presenting our quarterly losses.
00:37Everyone thought it was a demonic omen.
00:39I quietly deleted the app and took that secret to my grave.
