Title: My Human Has Separation Anxiety
Duration: 60 seconds
Aspect Ratio: 9:16
Style: Realistic 3.0
Language: English
Character: Golden Retriever (adult), wearing headphones, sitting at a podcast desk with a microphone. Warm,
professional podcast room setting.
Tone: Serious, deadpan, gentle roast. Fast hook + continuous examples + final punchline twist.
Scene Breakdown
0s - 4s: Opening Hook
The Golden Retriever sits at the podcast desk, wearing headphones, facing the microphone with a
serious expression.
Dialogue: "People keep saying dogs have separation anxiety." (Pause, leans forward slightly) "I think my human has it."
4s - 12s: Evidence #1
Dialogue: "Every morning, he says goodbye like he's leaving for war. It's a job, Kevin. You work
fifteen minutes away."
12s - 22s: Evidence #2
The dog raises one paw as if making a point.
Dialogue: "Then he checks the pet camera at work... to watch me do absolutely nothing. I'm asleep, Kevin."
22s - 34s: Evidence #3
The dog tilts its head, mimicking the
owner's tone.
Dialogue: "At noon, he sends me voice messages. 'Hey buddy, miss you so much.'" (Looks at camera, deadpan) "Sir... I cannot open the app."
34s - 46s: Evidence #4 (Climax)
The dog leans closer to the microphone.
Dialogue: "And when he gets home? He
drops his bag, runs across the room, and hugs me like I came back from the moon. I was here the whole time."
46s - 56s: Core Conclusion
Dialogue: "I'm not the one with separation anxiety. I take naps, stretch, maybe judge a squirrel. He's the one crying over
office Wi-Fi because the pet cam froze."
56s - 60s: Final Punchline
The dog sits up straight, looking directly at the camera with a calm, final-judgment tone.
Dialogue: "And somehow... I'm the emotional one?"
Slow blink. End.
