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05:23Mais je ne peux pas m'aider, mais je ne peux pas m'aider.
05:25Je m'aiderai un petit peu un petit peu de surprise.
05:30C'est ce qu'elle m'aider.
05:31Qu'est-ce qu'on va faire avec votre téléphone?
05:33La clown n'aime pas, c'est comme ça.
05:37Oh, mon Dieu.
05:38Est-ce que Sasha a clown?
05:39Sasha a clown.
05:41Parce que tout le monde a clown.
05:46Oh, c'est une bonne nouvelle pour moi.
05:48Oh, yay !
05:49Vous êtes à la baie ?
05:50Oui, oui, oui.
05:51Oui !
05:53Let's appreciate you, Sasha.
05:55Okay.
05:55Let's do this.
05:56Boris, you go.
05:57Okay.
05:58Sasha, you have one of the biggest hearts of anyone.
06:02Oh, ew.
06:02I think that you have the best.
06:03Stop, stop, stop, stop.
06:05Sorry.
06:07I really, really, really like the way...
06:09Lee, finish that sentence.
06:10I'm gonna kick you in the face.
06:11Oh.
06:12Sorry, I'm so sorry.
06:13I'm so sorry.
06:14I just...
06:15I...
06:16I really hate being the center of attention, guys.
06:18And today is just a really sensitive day for me.
06:22But...
06:22Never mind.
06:23Sorry.
06:24Go on.
06:25Uh, okay.
06:26Well then, next compliment coming up.
06:28Joanne told us maybe that it is your, uh...
06:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:32Go, go, go, go.
06:33We're cutting the...
06:34No, Sasha, Sasha.
06:36Okay, everybody.
06:37We're cutting the clown.
06:38What?
06:38We're cutting the clown.
06:39You look great.
06:40Just, um...
06:41I'm sorry.
06:41Can you go?
06:42Just go.
06:43Please.
06:44What the fuck?
06:45Happy birthday to you.
06:46Happy birthday dear Sasha.
06:55Happy birthday to you.
07:04Ready?
07:05Ready.
07:06You're safe.
07:07Hey.
07:08Nice.
07:09Trust.
07:09You have to clap your hands after.
07:11Oh.
07:12Oh, I just did that instinctively.
07:14I'm sorry about all this.
07:15I thought that...
07:17I know you don't like birthdays.
07:18I thought that maybe I could do it nice.
07:20And then I fucked it up with the party bus and the...
07:23Oh, it was so sweet.
07:24I need to be better at birthdays.
07:27Why do you hate them?
07:30It's just...
07:31When I was a kid, my mom would always forget.
07:33So it was just easier if I just pretended like I didn't have one.
07:37And then you never got your wheelies.
07:40Wait, what?
07:42You told me about how when you were a kid, you always wanted wheelies, but you never got them?
07:49Yeah.
07:50I still kind of do, actually.
07:52How do you remember that?
07:55I don't know.
07:57You know, in the spirit of trying to get better at birthdays, is there anything that you've ever done for
08:04yours that didn't totally suck?
08:06Well, one time I got a gift certificate to a spa, and I barbecued like a bunch of hot dogs.
08:13God, I love hot dogs.
08:14That was fun.
08:15And that is what we'll do.
08:17If you guys fucking drop me...
08:19We won't drop me.
08:20We're all behind you.
08:21Hold these.
08:21Hold these.
08:21Hold these.
08:22Okay.
08:23Hey, bros!
08:25Change of plans.
08:26Justice leader.
08:28New team building exercise.
08:30Who wants to go to the spa?
08:31Yes!
08:32I love the spa.
08:33Nothing fancy.
08:34Home spa.
08:35Shea Joanne.
08:36With hot dogs.
08:39And beer.
08:40Sick.
08:40My kind of spa.
08:41Yeah.
08:42Oh, somebody text Zari.
08:43Tell her to get the oak leaves so we can whip each other with them.
08:46So bad.
08:50So bad.
08:51So bad.
08:51We've got some aromatherapy for you.
08:54May I offer you?
08:55So bad.
08:55Hot dog.
08:56Cocoa butter.
08:58The jumbo kind.
08:59Okay, I got the stones for the hot stone massage.
09:03And how'd you get them hot?
09:05I don't remember.
09:06But unrelated, your microwave, I think it's broken.
09:13Vanilla.
09:15Samba.
09:17Cinnamon.
09:18Take one of these rocks onto your back.
09:21Oh, it's too hot.
09:23Too hot.
09:23You've got to breathe through it.
09:25Okay.
09:25Why don't we just try a whole bunch at once?
09:27Boris, take a break.
09:28Thank you, Boris.
09:29You're welcome.
09:30That was so nice.
09:30Anybody want to see my room?
09:32Ooh, me?
09:33Welcome to Casa D. Anne.
09:34The bong tour starts now.
09:36I'd like to start off here with the Dunnington Schafer.
09:3998.
09:40As you can see, the down stem and the bowl made of the same blown glass.
09:45Nice.
09:46Makes it a rarity in bong circles.
09:47What's all these ones?
09:48That's just some of my, like, I don't know, prototypes.
09:51I'm thinking about working on a line, but...
09:53Ooh, ooh, be careful.
09:54They got faces.
09:56I don't like fingerprints.
09:57No, okay.
09:58It's like a musical instrument, too.
10:00It's cute.
10:00It's cute.
10:00But hey, check it out over here.
10:04This is Kevin.
10:06Limited edition, uh, Superstellar X, and...
10:09Been through a lot together over the years.
10:12Mm-hmm.
10:13Today I have to sell them.
10:14Cause I owe Joanne rent.
10:16And I can see that it's a thing that reminds you of other things.
10:20It's really nice.
10:22Yeah.
10:23Hey, at least I'm getting three grand for them.
10:25You're getting three grand for that piece of shit?
10:27Hey, uh...
10:28Sorry.
10:29Sometimes my consumer advocacy makes me say mean things.
10:32You just need to see them in better light.
10:34Thank you for being such a good sport.
10:37And...
10:38Risk of making it worse.
10:40This is for you.
10:42You have to get me a present.
10:49Wheelies?
10:52Blue ones.
10:53Yeah, well, you're special.
10:55And I thought you should feel special today.
10:57So, yeah.
10:59Just...
10:59Shoes.
11:00You know?
11:01It's...
11:01It's too much.
11:03Um...
11:03Like too much bad?
11:04Cause that's usually what too much means.
11:06Well, I just...
11:07I didn't realize that they even made these in adult sizes.
11:10You know?
11:10Actually, these are the biggest boys' size.
11:12But I checked like a bunch of reviews on Amazon and they're gonna fit.
11:17Hello?
11:19Oh, you're live!
11:20Hey!
11:21Hey!
11:22Hey!
11:22Leanne?
11:23Is this a party?
11:24Is this a party I wasn't invited to?
11:26Yeah.
11:27Well, you can't just like...
11:29You can't just barge in here.
11:32You guys, I'm just so over this.
11:35Like, why are relationships so hard?
11:38I mean, Roy...
11:39Roy's amazing.
11:40But it's like, I have to make every decision.
11:42I'm so sick of hearing,
11:44Oh, whatever you want, babe.
11:46Hmm.
11:47Whatever you want.
11:48Like, what am I supposed...
11:50Hi!
11:52Oh, my God!
11:53How are you?
11:53Hi, boys!
11:55Come join us.
11:56Nice to see you.
11:57Oh, so good to see you guys.
11:58Hey, it's good to see you, too.
12:01Aw!
12:02Come on, seriously.
12:03I miss you guys.
12:05I miss the team.
12:05I miss the belonging and the comradery.
12:09Aw, Lee!
12:11Lee.
12:11Little Lee!
12:13The newbie.
12:15Aw, you seriously, you've made me see things anew.
12:18That's beautiful.
12:18Sasha.
12:19Seriously, I'm sorry about what I said at the field house.
12:21Your face obviously doesn't look like a cheese grater.
12:23I...
12:24You know, I hope we can be friends.
12:27Oh, Boris.
12:28You party girl.
12:30I miss that.
12:31Like, should we go to Vegas?
12:32That would be fun, but I'm not allowed in the United States anymore.
12:36Aw, and Zardi!
12:40Who?
12:41You!
12:42You social justice warrior.
12:45You opened my eyes to the world.
12:49You really mattered to me, Zardi.
12:51You know her name is Zari.
12:53Oh, you changed your name.
12:55You just never knew my name.
12:56I have always called you Zardi.
13:02Okay.
13:03Who am I thinking of then?
13:05Yourself?
13:07Don't...
13:11You hate me.
13:12No.
13:13No.
13:13No.
13:14You do.
13:14No.
13:15You guys, you hate me.
13:16You hate me.
13:17And Roy hates me.
13:18And my wedding is gonna be a fucking disaster.
13:21So, like, what's the point?
13:22What is the point?
13:24You forgot your purse.
13:25Hi.
13:26Sorry.
13:28What the fuck was she doing here?
13:30Well, welcome to my life for the past 10 years.
13:34Thank God she's gone.
13:35Whoo!
13:36Back to the party.
13:36Back to the party.
13:37Let's continue the spot day.
13:39Yo.
13:40We will do the spot.
13:41That chick.
13:42She's climbing a tree in the backyard.
13:44Help!
13:44I'm in a tree!
13:45I can't get down!
13:46Oh, my God.
13:48Oh, my God.
13:48She's always gonna be the center of attention, doesn't she?
13:50Yeah.
13:51Okay.
13:52I think that is gonna be my cue to go.
13:54Thank you so much for everything.
13:55You don't have to go.
13:56I'm gonna get rid of...
14:00Just jump!
14:01Oh, my God.
14:02You would love that, wouldn't you?
14:03Why don't you just climb down the way you climbed up?
14:07Okay.
14:12I can't!
14:13Oh, my God. I can't!
14:14I can't!
14:15I can't!
14:15Okay.
14:16Okay.
14:16Okay.
14:16Okay.
14:17Today was supposed to be about team building.
14:19So, let's do it.
14:21Operation, get Leanne out of the tree.
14:23Okay.
14:23How about we make a human ladder?
14:26Mm.
14:27And then we can fire Manor out.
14:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:29Okay.
14:29Lee, I'll go on the bottom because I'm the strongest.
14:31Get on my back and then everyone can go up one by one after, okay?
14:34Okay.
14:35I'm gonna jump.
14:35Here we go.
14:36Oh, my God!
14:36You fucking made of concrete!
14:38You're gonna keep moving.
14:39I'm gonna have to...
14:39A boat!
14:42Get off!
14:43My fire's here.
14:44I gotta go.
14:44Hey!
14:45But we need you.
14:46I gotta go!
14:48You wanna go on the bottom?
14:49Yeah.
14:49Okay.
14:50You go next and then I'll get on you.
14:51Okay, come on.
14:52You guys, I'm not going on the human centipede.
14:54Okay, go, go.
14:54Go!
14:55Oh!
14:56Oh, my...
14:57Hi!
14:58Uh, Mr. Lead Commissioner.
15:01Yes.
15:03Hello, young lady.
15:04I was just...
15:06You know what?
15:06I was just wondering if you happen to have a bathroom I could use.
15:11You're not, uh, here for the bong?
15:16Nope.
15:22I am here for the bong.
15:24Okay?
15:25Mm-hmm.
15:25I'm sorry.
15:27I just like to keep my weed life separate from my sports life, okay?
15:30So if you could just...
15:32Was not expecting it to be you.
15:35Hey, weed's legal.
15:36It's okay.
15:37Come on in.
15:37I'll show you my bong collection before the pièce de rizy stalls.
15:40Okay.
15:41Okay.
15:41Let's try the appreciation hot seat.
15:44Okay?
15:44Then we'll build some trust with Leanne and she'll jump down.
15:48Mm.
15:48Okay.
15:49What are you guys saying?
15:50All right.
15:51You laughing at me?
15:52No, absolutely not.
15:53We're all gonna say something that we like about you and, um, then you're gonna forget about this and you're
15:59gonna jump down.
16:00Okay?
16:01Okay.
16:02Okay.
16:06Who wants to go first?
16:10You can go... you can start now.
16:15Can you hear me?
16:16Yeah, you have amazing boobs.
16:18Sorry?
16:18You have amazing boobs.
16:20Yeah.
16:21Who's next?
16:22Um...
16:23Look, just go inside.
16:24Get one of Anne's bongs.
16:26We'll hoist it up the tree.
16:27She'll take a hit.
16:28If you're gone, she'll climb down.
16:29Great idea.
16:30I...
16:31I didn't...
16:31I didn't hear you.
16:33I...
16:34I didn't hear your compliment.
16:36I didn't say one.
16:42Ah!
16:44Perfect.
16:44A bong with nobody guarding it.
16:47Oh.
16:49Hello.
16:50Team work.
16:51Team work.
16:52Team work.
16:54Team work.
16:55Team work.
16:56Team work.
16:56Yeah.
16:57You almost got it.
16:58Bring it.
16:59Bring it.
16:59You got it.
17:00Just reach, man.
17:02It's harder than you think.
17:03I'm just...
17:04You got it.
17:05Nice.
17:05Nice.
17:07Kay, give me some slack.
17:08Sorry.
17:09Sorry.
17:10This is stupid.
17:11This isn't gonna work.
17:11You got this.
17:12How do I even use this thing?
17:14You gotta pull at the same time.
17:16There you go.
17:16You gotta suck.
17:17There you go.
17:17There you go.
17:40There you go.
17:47There's a girl you once knew.
17:49But I chose freedom.
17:52Running around.
17:54Trying everything new.
17:56Like Roy.
17:57Okay, Leanne, I think that's...
17:59But nothing impressed me at all.
18:02I never expected it to.
18:06Don't cry for me, Argentina.
18:12Oh, fuck.
18:14Shit.
18:14It's $3,000.
18:16And he's gonna fucking kill us.
18:19Mel, can you get me some duct tape?
18:20Okay, I can fix this.
18:21I hope so.
18:22Yeah.
18:23That's it.
18:24I am calling the fire department.
18:26Where is my phone?
18:26No, no, not the fire department.
18:28No, they hate me.
18:29No way.
18:30Is this a first-edition veranda?
18:32Yeah.
18:32So many people think that the glass work is just decorative.
18:35No, it's the way the glass is ground.
18:37The cut controls the airflow so you get that nice clean, dry pull.
18:42Exactly.
18:43You can taste the craftsmanship.
18:45A lesser bong would just rip your throat apart.
18:48Oh, my God.
18:50Well, look at these fancy lads over here.
18:52Oh.
18:53Are they for sale, too?
18:54No.
18:55These are nothing.
18:56It's just I make bongs sometimes.
18:58Okay, Picasso, I think you're selling yourself a bit.
19:00short.
19:00Look at that.
19:02This reminds me of a jean jacket my ex-wife had.
19:05Damn.
19:10Did you get her down?
19:11No.
19:11Jesus.
19:13Wait.
19:13Have you heard from Sasha?
19:14Get your hands off of me.
19:16Oh, my God.
19:16You're lucky that I was there when you came out.
19:19Yeah.
19:20Jesus.
19:20I am leaving.
19:23Boris tried to grope me when I jumped out of the tree.
19:26No.
19:27Leanne, you jumped and then your chest touched my chest.
19:30It was contact.
19:31It wasn't groping.
19:32Yeah, and you loved it.
19:33Thank you for ruining Sasha's birthday, Leanne.
19:36You did a great job.
19:37Sasha, Sasha, Sasha.
19:38We get it.
19:40You love Sasha.
19:41Maybe I do.
19:42Oh.
19:43No.
19:44Well, I mean, yeah, I like her, but she doesn't like me.
19:49Because she thinks I'm addicted to drama, and maybe I am, considering I let my ex-girlfriend
19:54break into my house and climb the tree in my backyard.
19:57So, yeah.
20:01Yeah, I like her.
20:03Aw.
20:05JoJo Bean, she is never gonna like you.
20:08Why do you think she left?
20:10And I wouldn't have had to come here if you just answered my call.
20:14You know what, Leanne?
20:15I am blocking your number.
20:17Don't call me.
20:18Do not text me.
20:20Do not voice memo me.
20:22Ever again.
20:24Careful what you wish for.
20:26It's very dramatic.
20:27Bye-bye.
20:28Bye.
20:28See ya!
20:30Fucking block her.
20:31Block her.
20:32Block her.
20:33Block her.
20:34Block her.
20:35Block her.
20:36Block her.
20:36Block her.
20:37Block her.
20:37Block her.
20:38Yeah!
20:40Yay!
20:42Okay, look.
20:43I know that was really dramatic, but it was the adult thing to do.
20:46Good job.
20:46Thanks.
20:47So, come on in.
20:49I just wanted to put Kevin up here so you could see him in the sunlight.
20:53His best...
20:54Hi, everyone.
20:55What the fuck?
20:56Hello.
20:57What the fuck?
20:58Just go with that.
20:59Whoa.
21:00Okay.
21:04I...
21:05I...
21:05I...
21:05This is not what I was expecting.
21:07Um...
21:08Mm-hmm.
21:08Um...
21:10And...
21:11Um...
21:12I, uh...
21:13I think it's fantastic.
21:16It's a work of art.
21:18I love it.
21:20You...
21:20You love...
21:21He loves it.
21:21He loves...
21:22He loves it.
21:22Great.
21:22Yeah, you know, you put your personal touch on an already prized item.
21:26Made it something even more special.
21:27It's beautiful.
21:28I...
21:29You know what?
21:29I'm gonna give you $500 more than the price we agreed on.
21:33Oh, shit.
21:33Yeah.
21:33You deserve it.
21:34You're an artist.
21:35Full D.
21:36Whoa.
21:36My divorce settlement just went through.
21:38And my ex-wife now...
21:40Super rich.
21:41Sick.
21:41Half of that is mine now.
21:45Nice, man.
21:46Thanks for her.
21:47Yeah, thanks.
21:49Oh, um...
21:50Guys, I was telling the young lady here, let's try to keep my weed-smoking life separate
21:56from the league commissioner.
21:59Your secret is safe with us.
22:01Okay.
22:01Yeah.
22:02Excellent.
22:02I mean, especially if you wanna give us a little leg up in the semis.
22:07Absolutely not.
22:08That's...
22:08All right.
22:09That's not even funny.
22:10Mm-hmm.
22:10It was just a joke, sir.
22:11Yeah, I hope so.
22:13Thanks.
22:13Goodbye, Ms. Lee.
22:14Thank you for your service.
22:16Bless you.
22:16Thank you.
22:17Take care.
22:18We respect the rules.
22:19Always have, always will.
22:21Can you believe it?
22:23That fucking worked out, huh?
22:26Nice.
22:27Really?
22:28Yeah.
22:29Okay.
22:30I smell it.
22:31Don't go change it.
22:32You always need a little bit of...
22:33Tip for me.
22:34Tip for me.
22:35Okay.
22:36I had to get that bitch out of the tree.
22:38Thank you so much.
22:39I deserve 100.
22:40Yay.
22:41It's a good day, guys.
22:42Thanks for the happening here.
22:44I'm actually not too bad that you can do this.
22:46But then, like, you learn this trick, and then you just kind of...
22:49Who wants another beer?
22:51Yeah.
22:51Yeah.
22:51Please, please, please, please.
22:53Everybody?
22:54Yeah.
22:54Thanks, Joanne.
22:55Do you guys want the pizza for dinner or some of the drugs I brought?
22:58I don't know.
22:58What are you praying?
22:59No drugs for you.
23:00I'll take the pizza.
23:01Thank you.
23:02No drugs for you.
23:03Okay, I almost wiped out a couple of times.
23:05It was probably a good idea that I didn't have these when I was younger.
23:08But, look, I love them.
23:11Thanks for the wheelies.
23:13Honestly, you might have changed my mind about birthdays.
23:17Also, you're not too much.
23:20You're just enough.
23:27Yes.
23:28That's what I'm talking about.
23:31Yo, Joanne, we're dying of sobriety.
23:33Bring us some beer.
23:34Coming!
23:39Thank you for inviting me to your weed tasting, Anne.
23:43Thanks for the weed, Mr. Wheelie Commissioner.
23:45Don't thank me.
23:46Thank my ex-wife.
23:48Mm.
23:49Ladies.
23:50Mm.
23:52Little boy.
23:53May I please offer you some life advice?
23:58Marry rich and die young.
24:03I'm young.
24:06Me too, little boy.
24:08Me too.
24:10Mm.
24:11Mm.
24:37Look over who you are.
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