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00:00:00Previously, 21 celebrities arrived to play the ultimate murder mystery.
00:00:06There's no sympathy. Got to kill them.
00:00:08All in the hope of winning up to £100,000 for their chosen charity.
00:00:14As the traitors killed their second faithful...
00:00:17By order of the traitors, you have been murdered.
00:00:20...the players faced a terrifying mission.
00:00:26And a tense round table...
00:00:28Hannah, I'm surprised you're still here.
00:00:30...put two players in the firing line.
00:00:32You were leading a charge against Mahala.
00:00:35But it was traitor Hannah who survived.
00:00:38Julie. Julie. Julie.
00:00:39As the faithful voted out one of their most trustworthy players.
00:00:43I am a faithful.
00:00:46I'm so sorry, and that's my fault.
00:00:47We need to be very, very careful of a certain person in this castle.
00:00:51James Bunt is standing in the hot mass away.
00:00:53The night had one more twist in store.
00:00:56I thought we'd play a little game of hide-and-seek.
00:00:59Uh-oh.
00:01:01Four faithful were forced to play for their lives.
00:01:04What is going on?
00:01:06With one player handed a lifeline.
00:01:08This key ensures safety for one of you.
00:01:11I think Leanne would probably do it.
00:01:12I think Leanne should get the key.
00:01:13I think so. That's the chivalrous thing to do.
00:01:15There's just one last thing.
00:01:17Run!
00:01:19So who will be murdered face to face?
00:01:23This is the Celebrity Traitors.
00:01:45So we've got Ramesh, Rob, Leanne and Ross.
00:01:50We don't know who's got the key out of those four.
00:01:53Who do we kill, then?
00:01:54All right, let's start with action man, Ross.
00:01:55Ross, highly suspicious.
00:01:57Mm-hmm.
00:01:58So I think it's good that people might think he's a traitor after this.
00:02:04Then we've got Ramesh.
00:02:06A very good faithful.
00:02:08Leading him at the round table.
00:02:09He's calm.
00:02:10It's impressive.
00:02:11People follow him.
00:02:15Rob is like the random choice.
00:02:17Yeah.
00:02:17If it's Rob, it's like, why was it Rob?
00:02:24Leanne, I think they're all gentlemen, and I think they will give her the key.
00:02:29I think so, too.
00:02:29Mad if they don't.
00:02:35All right.
00:02:36Okay.
00:02:36I think we've made our decision, haven't we?
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:43This is going to mess with everybody's heads.
00:02:45Let's do this.
00:03:04This is the darkest desire.
00:03:10Oh.
00:03:13Oh.
00:03:36Leanne, congratulations.
00:03:39You were already safe, but the traitors did not try and murder you tonight.
00:03:45No.
00:03:46You okay?
00:03:48Just happy to be saved, but got it for the boys.
00:03:56Congratulations.
00:03:57You are safe from murder.
00:03:59Oh, my God.
00:04:04I am so relieved.
00:04:05That was horrible.
00:04:31Last night, the traitors murdered either Rob or Ross face-to-face.
00:04:35But who survived the night, and who disappeared into darkness?
00:04:44Oh.
00:04:44Oh, we're first.
00:04:45We are first.
00:04:46Ah.
00:04:46Did not expect that.
00:04:47You've got to do a twine in the outfit anyway.
00:04:48I know.
00:04:51Glad to be walking into breakfast first.
00:04:53I'm not going to lie, I have got a heavy heart.
00:04:55I have no idea how the faithful are going to react, and they see who's been murdered.
00:05:01We live another day.
00:05:02Did you think you were going?
00:05:03Yeah, I mean, I suppose at this stage, there's reason for all of us to think we're going home other
00:05:07than you.
00:05:08I know.
00:05:09They'd be mad to remove you at this stage.
00:05:12Whether you are a traitor or whether you're a faithful, I don't know.
00:05:14Either way, I think you've been unfortunate.
00:05:15Yeah, I think I've been really unfortunate.
00:05:18It was a short straw.
00:05:19Yeah.
00:05:19I'm clinging on with the edges of my fingernails.
00:05:24I know that there is a lot of people who are very suspicious of me, and I think really my
00:05:29main plan is to just try and seed a little bit of doubt.
00:05:33That, I think, is the only real weapons I have at my disposal.
00:05:40Come in.
00:05:43That really hurt my hands.
00:05:45What a lot.
00:05:46Oh!
00:05:49Welcome.
00:05:50Good morning, good morning, good morning.
00:05:52Congratulations, guys.
00:05:53Oh, the eggs.
00:05:54I knew the eggs.
00:05:55I love an egg.
00:05:56Fantastic.
00:05:56I'm still alive, I'm still a faithful, but we are bad at finding traitors, really.
00:06:02So we've got to find the traitor, and then that gives me a beautiful opportunity to be recruited.
00:06:07It's my life's dream.
00:06:10Ooh, come in.
00:06:13That was a suspicious knock.
00:06:16Yay!
00:06:21Lovely start.
00:06:23Last night, we murdered face to face.
00:06:26It's still hard work being a traitor, but I wish they were all face to face, purely because I feel
00:06:32like I don't wrestle with my conscience as much while I'm picking them off.
00:06:36So we're waiting on Rom, Rob, Ross, Leanne.
00:06:43Oh, my boys.
00:06:44Oh, my God.
00:06:45Why would you murder any of them?
00:06:50Hello.
00:06:51Hello.
00:06:53Yay!
00:06:54Yay!
00:06:57How is everybody?
00:06:59How are you doing?
00:07:01How are you?
00:07:01Yeah.
00:07:01How are you?
00:07:02I'm all right.
00:07:04Last night, it was horrible.
00:07:07That is the word.
00:07:09Horrible.
00:07:10Had an evening from hell.
00:07:11What happened?
00:07:12Thought my evening was done.
00:07:13Did a U-turn.
00:07:14Went back towards the castle.
00:07:16Claudia's there.
00:07:17What?
00:07:18The traitors chose four of us.
00:07:20Rob, Ramesh, Ross.
00:07:22It was face to face killing.
00:07:24What?
00:07:25Different crypts.
00:07:26We then had to decide between us who was going to get a key.
00:07:29So then we could lock our door and then the traitors would be blocked from killing us.
00:07:33The boys decided that I should get it.
00:07:36We were praying that the traitors would then come to my door.
00:07:39Because then you'd be protected.
00:07:40Exactly.
00:07:41Does that guarantee that you're all faithfuls?
00:07:44One of us could have been a traitor.
00:07:48I felt super anxious telling everybody what had happened last night.
00:07:52And I have a feeling people are going to bring my name up tonight.
00:07:55Because I think people suspect that there was at least one traitor amongst the four of us.
00:08:01But it ain't me.
00:08:04Hello.
00:08:06Come in.
00:08:10Ramesh!
00:08:12Ramesh!
00:08:13Oh, my God, who have they gone for?
00:08:17I'm so happy to see you.
00:08:18So good to see you.
00:08:19I'm happy that I've survived, but I'm worried Rob might be murdered.
00:08:25What's your account of last night?
00:08:27I would describe last night as it was a bad night.
00:08:30Leanne had the key, so she was safe.
00:08:32But then also, you're sort of thinking about the traitors aren't going to want to waste their murder attempt.
00:08:38So then you're thinking you've got to try and second guess who they think that we might protect.
00:08:43Yes, that was the hard part.
00:08:44Exactly.
00:08:45So we're looking at Rob and Ross.
00:08:53But why would they murder Ross or Rob?
00:08:56I cannot for the life of me think why Rob would be murdered at this point.
00:09:00Oh, it could be Ross.
00:09:04Or Ross is a traitor, and he put himself in.
00:09:07Well, one of them probably is.
00:09:13Woo-hoo!
00:09:14Woo-hoo!
00:09:16Woo-hoo!
00:09:16Woo-hoo!
00:09:23Woo-hoo!
00:09:24I'll make it hurt.
00:09:34Congratulations.
00:09:35You are safe from murder.
00:09:37Oh, I thought it was going to happen.
00:09:43I do think it was going to happen.
00:09:48I will make it hurt.
00:10:02Bob Beckett, you have been murdered.
00:10:05Thank you very much, James Acaster.
00:10:07Bold of the traitors.
00:10:09You have been murdered.
00:10:11Signed, the traitors.
00:10:13Wallop.
00:10:16Liberty, isn't it?
00:10:18It's over.
00:10:19I'm a dead man.
00:10:22And in a way, this is good news for the faithfuls, because I was nowhere near getting Maya Jammer
00:10:26and James Acaster.
00:10:28No chance.
00:10:29It's been amazing.
00:10:30I will cherish my memories.
00:10:32However, if I know one thing, my boy Romesh Ranganathan will avenge my death, and he will
00:10:38get them.
00:10:42There we go!
00:10:44Yeah!
00:10:46Yeah!
00:10:46Yeah!
00:10:49I love her.
00:10:50Rob, man.
00:10:51Oh, does that mean Rob's gone?
00:10:53Rob is dead, then.
00:10:54Rob's gone.
00:10:54Rob's gone.
00:10:54Rob's gone.
00:10:55Oh, my god.
00:10:56Oh, my god.
00:10:57Oh, my god.
00:11:02Oh, my god.
00:11:05Oh, my god.
00:11:24Rob is out of the four of us, where you...
00:11:26I think you definitely know that you're gonna get a murder.
00:11:28He's vulnerable.
00:11:29Yeah.
00:11:30And also, if we'd double-thought it, we'd have said, they'd have thought we'd have given
00:11:34the key to Leanne, and therefore he's gone.
00:11:36And look, it's sad, but you've got to look at the positives of these things, and, you
00:11:40know, Rob's not here.
00:11:43I made a joke.
00:11:45But actually, the truth is, I feel like I let Rob Beckett down, because Rob is so unthreatening
00:11:49that he's never gonna get banished.
00:11:51So, he's the guy that we should have given the key to, and he also happens to be one
00:11:56of my best friends.
00:11:58I'm sad.
00:11:59It's not gonna be the same without him.
00:12:01I mean, Ross being given the, um, the advantage of the grave.
00:12:05There's a lot of Ross.
00:12:06Yeah, exactly.
00:12:07If he was a traitor, you can imagine him making the argument.
00:12:10There's a lot of heat on me.
00:12:10You need to put me into...
00:12:12You know what I mean?
00:12:13Like...
00:12:13That would be bold.
00:12:14I think we've made the right call, you know, with that murder.
00:12:17It hasn't pointed to any of us.
00:12:21I think, really, actually, it's put suspicion on Ross, and redirects the heat away from me,
00:12:27which is kind of what we wanted.
00:12:28Help!
00:12:30Help!
00:12:38Oh, Claudia.
00:12:39Morning, everyone.
00:12:41Morning.
00:12:42As you may have discovered, last night, the traitors played a little game.
00:12:49Now, what's that phrase?
00:12:51It's all fun and games until somebody loses their life.
00:12:56Rob...
00:12:57..is dead.
00:12:58Aww.
00:13:00Would somebody help me get him down?
00:13:05Well done, mate.
00:13:07There you go, Claudia.
00:13:08I'm sorry.
00:13:11You could say,
00:13:13Beckett has kicked the bucket.
00:13:15Very good.
00:13:16Really great work.
00:13:18Yeah.
00:13:18Took me 45 minutes.
00:13:22Look at this face one last time,
00:13:25and let me tell you,
00:13:27the last faces Rob saw
00:13:28were the faces of the traitors
00:13:31as they murdered him.
00:13:33Damn.
00:13:34So, mourn him,
00:13:36but do it fast,
00:13:38because coming up soon,
00:13:40you'll all be in the line of fire.
00:13:43I'll see you at the mission.
00:13:45I'm a fire starter!
00:13:47Twisted fire starter!
00:13:49That was good.
00:13:50That was good.
00:13:50You should do the whole song.
00:13:51Thanks.
00:13:56I kind of just want to sit down.
00:13:59Jerry, that is a great outfit.
00:14:01This is my Miss Marple.
00:14:03I deduce I'm still alive.
00:14:06What about our pal, eh?
00:14:08What about our pal?
00:14:10Oh, so sad.
00:14:10Rob Beckett.
00:14:11I will miss my boy.
00:14:13I do feel sad.
00:14:14I mean, he wasn't really a threat.
00:14:16I don't know why they murdered him.
00:14:17Were we ever going to banish Rob?
00:14:19No.
00:14:20No.
00:14:20So you've got to murder him.
00:14:21But, James, okay,
00:14:22but who out of that four
00:14:24do you think we would banish?
00:14:26I think Ross has got heat on him.
00:14:28I think Leanne's just in there
00:14:29for you to give her the key.
00:14:30And I think you fell for it.
00:14:33This is a classic chaos murder.
00:14:35This is a bunch of faithfuls
00:14:36who read into everything.
00:14:38They go, why did this happen?
00:14:40And with this murder,
00:14:43there's no answer.
00:14:44And they won't suspect it's us.
00:14:49I think the traitors might have used someone in there
00:14:51as a scapegoat,
00:14:52and I'm going to be intrigued to see
00:14:53who heavily pushes Ross tonight
00:14:55at the round table.
00:14:56It's a distraction as well.
00:14:57It's sent everybody
00:14:58in completely different directions.
00:14:59I'm still set on who I voted for yesterday, Hannah,
00:15:02and I'll bring up my reasons at the table.
00:15:04My biggest evidence, I think,
00:15:05is that she remains un-murdered.
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:07Are you leaning any way at all?
00:15:09Obviously, I made a mistake yesterday.
00:15:10I voted for Julie.
00:15:12Yeah.
00:15:12She wasn't verbally defending herself very well.
00:15:14She was really devastated
00:15:15after getting Mahana wrong.
00:15:16Yeah.
00:15:17But Mahala had stopped wearing make-up.
00:15:21That was suspicious.
00:15:24Remember?
00:15:25Jerry!
00:15:25Jerry, she was a faithful member.
00:15:27We've established that.
00:15:28I know!
00:15:28Not only are we not coming up with new theories,
00:15:31we're going back to some of the old ones
00:15:32where we already know the results.
00:15:37I've suffered at the hand of the traitors,
00:15:38and now they've put heat on me,
00:15:40so I'm quite angry about that.
00:15:42And anyone suspecting that I would put myself through that
00:15:45if I didn't have to as a traitor,
00:15:47I would never have put myself through that.
00:15:48Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:15:50Last night at the round table,
00:15:51it was so hard to sit there
00:15:53and, like, have all these people write down my name.
00:15:56Especially when I haven't done anything.
00:15:58Like, it's just...
00:15:59It's about who I am, not what I've done.
00:16:01You know what I mean?
00:16:01If I could recruit anyone as a traitor...
00:16:04Yeah, yeah.
00:16:05..it would be you.
00:16:05Isn't that also just the obvious thing to do?
00:16:08Probably.
00:16:09It's like, you know about confirmation bias, right?
00:16:11They're like, once someone's made up their mind about something,
00:16:13every new piece of evidence, they use it to just confirm...
00:16:15Right, yeah, of course.
00:16:16..that that's what they already think.
00:16:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:18It literally doesn't matter what you do,
00:16:19they're going to see it as suspicious.
00:16:21Yeah, 100%.
00:16:25You know, um, after the banishment,
00:16:27you were saying somebody's stirring the pot.
00:16:29Yeah.
00:16:29Who did you mean?
00:16:29One.
00:16:30Right, that's what I thought you meant.
00:16:32I was strong and wrong every two minutes.
00:16:34I think it's so fearless to be so strong.
00:16:37I find it so sus.
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:40I'm thinking about how I feel in the castle,
00:16:43and what I don't feel is to be confidently throwing names about
00:16:48and saying, I think it's this person and it's that person.
00:16:51The fact that James B is doing it
00:16:53makes me incredibly suspicious.
00:16:57The round table, you were arguing for Julie.
00:16:59And I was wrong.
00:17:00Because she was a faithful.
00:17:01A few of us thought that it was going to be probably Hannah,
00:17:05but we weren't sure if there would be enough votes for Hannah.
00:17:08Even though I ended up voting for Julie,
00:17:11Hannah knows that we're after her.
00:17:13I felt like I was a bit more head above the parapet
00:17:17of the round table than I usually like to be.
00:17:20I can be quite impassioned and loud,
00:17:23but as important as it is to find traitors,
00:17:26it's about surviving.
00:17:27Unless something else comes up tonight,
00:17:29are you still going to go on the Hannah train?
00:17:30This is the thing about the round table.
00:17:33Knowing that she possibly was going to go,
00:17:35she went for Jerry.
00:17:36Why would she not vote for Julie?
00:17:38By being in the same grave as Jerry.
00:17:42Yes.
00:17:43Why is Hannah still around?
00:17:44Why is she still...
00:17:44Where they had the opportunity of killing her.
00:17:46We sort of left with a massive question mark.
00:17:49At this stage in the game,
00:17:51I don't know who to suspect.
00:17:52I'm not sure who to trust either.
00:17:54I have said too much.
00:17:57And I was the one who put Julie's name on the table.
00:18:00But I was wrong.
00:18:00I have been a little foolish.
00:18:02And I think those things will probably come back
00:18:04to haunt me in the future.
00:18:09Here's the thing.
00:18:10After that last round table,
00:18:11I was so sure on Hannah.
00:18:13Yeah.
00:18:14But now I almost want to reset on it
00:18:17because I will be so mortified
00:18:19if I'm in any way responsible for her going
00:18:22and then she's a favour.
00:18:23Obviously, it's Ross.
00:18:28He just keeps turning up.
00:18:31When Leanne came in and told us that story,
00:18:33I knew Ross wouldn't...
00:18:33I just knew Ross wouldn't be dead.
00:18:35Yeah.
00:18:35Do you know what, as well?
00:18:36I think there's an over-performance of...
00:18:41Not buying what you're selling.
00:18:42I'm going, Ross.
00:18:45The vibe with Ross is off.
00:18:48His eyes do not close.
00:18:52He's always like watching.
00:18:54He has not blinked since we've been here.
00:18:57He is giving Cyborg.
00:19:06With the prize fund currently standing at £30,500,
00:19:10today's mission is a chance for the players
00:19:12to work together to add to the pot.
00:19:15Oh, my goodness.
00:19:17More running.
00:19:18Fun's on call.
00:19:19Thank God we're not with all those horrible other celebs
00:19:22who are real bores.
00:19:30What did Claudia say?
00:19:31Laying a fire.
00:19:32What do you guys think it's going to be?
00:19:33Shooting us out of a cannon?
00:19:35Oh, gosh.
00:19:38Ramesh, what's your kind of takeaway from last night?
00:19:40I'm trying to figure out why it's those four.
00:19:42And also, I can't get away from the fact
00:19:44that one of those people would be a traitor.
00:19:47Yeah, it feels like it.
00:19:48Then it would be sort of madness to put Ross in there,
00:19:51who has got heat.
00:19:52Unless it's a really ballsy, like,
00:19:54oh, well, this proves that I'm innocent.
00:19:58I've been picked twice now.
00:19:59Once through the graves by the traitors
00:20:01and once to sit in a tomb.
00:20:03It means that they're using me like a donkey.
00:20:05Yeah.
00:20:10Oh, look, it looks like we're in Siberia now.
00:20:12Who's this?
00:20:13Oh, hello.
00:20:14Hello, players.
00:20:15Gather round.
00:20:17Welcome to the mission.
00:20:18And you are going to love it.
00:20:22Behind me are two carts rammed with gold.
00:20:29£8,000 worth.
00:20:31Oh.
00:20:32Isn't that lovely?
00:20:32Yeah, really lovely, yeah.
00:20:35In this mission,
00:20:36you are going to get to a series of gates.
00:20:42You have to work out how to open these gates
00:20:46and get to the end and reach me.
00:20:49There is, though, a slight issue.
00:20:52Here we go.
00:20:54Oh, God, here we go.
00:21:12Oh, my God.
00:21:14No.
00:21:16A wall of these black hooded figures
00:21:21just slowly marching towards you.
00:21:26I've not been that unsettled since I saw Jedward in concert.
00:21:29No, thank you.
00:21:31Hot on your heels will be the Death Parade.
00:21:37If they catch any of you,
00:21:41you will be seized by its guards
00:21:44and locked up until tonight's round table.
00:21:47Oh, my God.
00:21:50What?
00:21:51The only way to get rid of the Death Parade once and for all
00:21:56is to get to the end of the path
00:21:58and ignite a line of fire
00:22:01that will stop them dead in their tracks.
00:22:04Right.
00:22:04Only the money that crosses the line
00:22:07can be added to the prize fund.
00:22:10You will only start when you hear my horn.
00:22:15I'm going to the other end.
00:22:16Good luck.
00:22:21This feels like quite an important day
00:22:23for me to be in the castle,
00:22:25persuading people to save me.
00:22:27I'm determined to not be caught by that parade.
00:22:34Are we ready?
00:22:35Come on, guys.
00:22:40Let's go, let's go.
00:22:42Nice and steady, guys.
00:22:43Nice and steady.
00:22:44Just cover it up, Jake.
00:22:47Whoa, have you seen them?
00:22:49Oh, my God.
00:22:51That is genuinely terrifying.
00:22:56What?
00:22:57It's terrifying.
00:22:59That Death Parade.
00:23:00Oh, what is going on?
00:23:02This is not real life.
00:23:04We were literally in a horror film.
00:23:06Awful.
00:23:08First gate.
00:23:10Invision.
00:23:14Okay.
00:23:15Untangle the chains.
00:23:17Two players must pull the chains back to the marker
00:23:20to open the gates.
00:23:21So there's a chain on the left.
00:23:22It will close if either player lets go.
00:23:25Those two players will be left behind
00:23:28and cannot pass through the gates.
00:23:31I will do whatever it takes for the good of the team.
00:23:34But this is where I drew the line.
00:23:36I'm sorry, Glasgow,
00:23:37if I have shamed you in any way
00:23:39by being a big scaredy cat.
00:23:41Untangle the chains.
00:23:43So two people have to pull.
00:23:43All chains back to the marker.
00:23:52So gate one might seem too easy,
00:23:55but it does involve two players
00:23:57making a grave sacrifice.
00:24:02Let's go.
00:24:03I don't think it's a good idea for us girls.
00:24:05We need you to push it.
00:24:06Ross, we need you to push.
00:24:08Ross!
00:24:08Okay, okay.
00:24:10Hold on.
00:24:11Okay, don't let go.
00:24:12Don't let go.
00:24:13No, Ross, we need you to push the cart.
00:24:16When I grabbed the chain,
00:24:18nobody said,
00:24:19no, we need James A and Romesh
00:24:20for the rest of the mission.
00:24:21Nobody said that.
00:24:22Obviously, I'm not going to say anything
00:24:23to their faces
00:24:23because I don't have the spine required for that,
00:24:25but I'm annoyed.
00:24:28Go, go, go.
00:24:29Push down as you push.
00:24:30Thanks, guys.
00:24:30Push down, push down.
00:24:31It's easier.
00:24:32Keep holding, guys.
00:24:33Good luck with the Death Eater, people.
00:24:35Love you.
00:24:36Love you.
00:24:37Love you too.
00:24:38They didn't care, did they, at all?
00:24:40Yeah, they decided that was fine pretty quick.
00:24:43There are honestly parts of this game
00:24:44where I forget I'm a traitor.
00:24:46It was just nice to do a sonnage for the faithfuls.
00:24:48After last night's shenanigans
00:24:49and putting four of them in crypts
00:24:51and killing one of them to their face.
00:24:56Oh, God, it's around.
00:24:57Okay, okay, we get it.
00:25:00Yeah, we get it.
00:25:01It's great symbolism, guys.
00:25:03Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, come on, come on.
00:25:05Relax.
00:25:09So Romesh and James Acaster have just been caught.
00:25:12That means they're going to be locked away
00:25:13until the round table.
00:25:21Ready?
00:25:22All right, stop, down, it's down, let's go.
00:25:24What are you saying?
00:25:25Time is of the essence.
00:25:27We now know that these ghastly things are after us
00:25:30and we know they're going to be taking people.
00:25:32Place the cogs in the correct order.
00:25:35Cogs, where are the cogs?
00:25:36Where are the cogs?
00:25:36One player must spin the handle to open the gate.
00:25:39We've got cogs here, guys.
00:25:41The gate will close if they let go of the handle.
00:25:44This player will be left behind
00:25:46and cannot pass through the gate.
00:25:50Look for cogs, guys.
00:25:52Look for cogs.
00:25:54I'm going to put cogs with you.
00:25:56Okay.
00:25:57In the correct order, what is it?
00:25:58Size, size, size, size.
00:26:00Size.
00:26:01That will work.
00:26:01Big on, I need a big on there.
00:26:02Big on, big, big, big.
00:26:03But then that gets in the way of that one.
00:26:05How many cogs do you need?
00:26:06We don't know, we don't know, we don't know.
00:26:07Too big.
00:26:08There's six cogs in total
00:26:09and they need to be placed in the correct order
00:26:12and that was actually pretty tricky
00:26:14because there were multiple paths
00:26:17that these cogs could follow.
00:26:19Guys are coming!
00:26:22They're on their way.
00:26:23Oh, they're getting closer!
00:26:25Guys are really, really close!
00:26:27They're getting closer, hurry up!
00:26:29The small one doesn't fit.
00:26:31Maybe you do what you do for a bear.
00:26:34Ah!
00:26:39I am utterly convinced
00:26:41that they're going to turn back.
00:26:42They've never seen such a horrifying sight
00:26:44in their life, I feel.
00:26:45Is it working?
00:26:46It's not working.
00:26:47No, they continued approaching.
00:26:49Ah!
00:26:54They're coming.
00:26:55Oh my God.
00:26:56We're going to get eaten.
00:26:57The death parade were almost upon us.
00:26:59The guys trying to place the cogs
00:27:02were coming up against a brick wall.
00:27:04At that moment, I thought,
00:27:05you know what, maybe a fresh pair of eyes.
00:27:07Here.
00:27:08Yes.
00:27:08That feels good.
00:27:09So that's working.
00:27:10This one, this one, this one.
00:27:12Go on, Joanne.
00:27:12Is that fit?
00:27:13Yes.
00:27:13Yes, it can.
00:27:14Yes, it does.
00:27:14Yes, it does.
00:27:15Go, go, go, go, go.
00:27:16Little one first.
00:27:17Little one first.
00:27:17All of us.
00:27:18All of us.
00:27:19Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:27:21I'll do it, James.
00:27:22I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
00:27:23Go, go, go, go, go.
00:27:25As I already had my hand on the handle,
00:27:27it just made sense for me to stay there
00:27:30and sacrifice,
00:27:31especially when I'm killing everyone.
00:27:32It's the least I can do.
00:27:33Love you, Maya!
00:27:34Love you, Maya!
00:27:35Go and win!
00:27:36Go and win!
00:27:38Ah!
00:27:39All right, be gentle.
00:27:42Okay, we've got company
00:27:44and it's Maya Janna.
00:27:45Oh, my gosh.
00:27:47Where are you taking me?
00:27:49Ah!
00:27:56Poor Maya, man.
00:27:58Rest in peace.
00:27:59Can I just remember?
00:27:59Eight grand.
00:28:01Eight grand, baby.
00:28:02Here we go, team.
00:28:07Three players must stand on one stone each
00:28:11to complete the sum.
00:28:13Once correct, the gate will open.
00:28:15If any player steps off a stone,
00:28:17the gate will close.
00:28:18Okay, mathematician.
00:28:19Something plus something
00:28:21plus something
00:28:22equals 710.
00:28:25Oh!
00:28:26They're at the third and final gate
00:28:29and it's a numbers problem,
00:28:31which is very easy
00:28:32if you know your Roman numerals.
00:28:34If only they hired
00:28:35a professor of mathematics here.
00:28:3919.
00:28:40Listen, so this is a 53.
00:28:42Is that correct, Hannah?
00:28:43Yes, 53.
00:28:4453.
00:28:45This is a 38.
00:28:48That's 122.
00:28:50That's it.
00:28:50Hannah's in a zone.
00:28:51Hannah's in a zone.
00:28:52So, 535.
00:28:55Right, 535.
00:28:56I could see that Hannah
00:28:58had a lot of pressure on her
00:29:00and everyone was looking to her,
00:29:02which was understandable,
00:29:03but it was really tough.
00:29:06265.
00:29:07275 we need.
00:29:08So, 275.
00:29:09This one is 122.
00:29:12Someone go on there.
00:29:13122.
00:29:14She just pointed to something
00:29:16that made sense
00:29:17and I stood in it
00:29:18and then, of course,
00:29:19realised,
00:29:20oh, I'm locked in.
00:29:22I'm accidentally noble.
00:29:24Let's do 535.
00:29:25What's this one?
00:29:26That's the 400, man.
00:29:27What's this one?
00:29:27That's 19.
00:29:29So, we need 43.
00:29:30We need 53.
00:29:31Is there a 53?
00:29:3253?
00:29:3253.
00:29:33Damn it!
00:29:33Go!
00:29:34Go!
00:29:35I ran over,
00:29:36stood on the stone
00:29:38and then realised
00:29:39what I'd done,
00:29:40that I had essentially
00:29:41sacrificed myself
00:29:42and in doing so
00:29:44will then be put
00:29:46into a cage
00:29:47and won't be released
00:29:48until the round table.
00:29:50Oh, it's not looking good,
00:29:52is it?
00:29:53Let's go!
00:29:55Gloria, we're coming!
00:29:57Let's go!
00:29:59Oh, Lord.
00:30:02Sherry, you're scaring me.
00:30:03Yeah!
00:30:06Horrifying.
00:30:11I did not like
00:30:13being locked up
00:30:14in that cage.
00:30:15It was horrible.
00:30:16What we have to do
00:30:18for our team members, right?
00:30:22They've just got to
00:30:23get to me
00:30:24and light this line of fire
00:30:26to stop the death parade.
00:30:32I'm all right.
00:30:33I'm all right.
00:30:33I'm all right.
00:30:35Oh, you've got to jam it!
00:30:37Come on.
00:30:40My head
00:30:41thinks I'm still
00:30:42a 20-year-old
00:30:43fit young man.
00:30:45My body
00:30:45is shouting at me,
00:30:47no, you're not!
00:30:50To keep up
00:30:51the physical exercise
00:30:52has been quite difficult.
00:30:53I have two young children.
00:30:54You know, I'm a busy man.
00:30:56How are we doing?
00:30:58Go on.
00:30:59You go, you go.
00:31:01Go.
00:31:01Go.
00:31:02Go.
00:31:05Joe, light it!
00:31:07Bring the money to me.
00:31:09Come on.
00:31:10Come on this side.
00:31:10Well done.
00:31:12Come on, Sebastian.
00:31:13Well done.
00:31:14I don't think I'm going to go back.
00:31:15You all right?
00:31:15I dropped one.
00:31:16Well done.
00:31:17Come on, Ross.
00:31:19Well done.
00:31:21All right, let's start
00:31:21figuring out the fire.
00:31:22Sharon, you absolute hero.
00:31:25Woo-hoo!
00:31:27I don't do jogging!
00:31:28My poor body.
00:31:29I think the last time
00:31:30I jogged was because
00:31:31I saw an ice cream van
00:31:3218 years ago.
00:31:34But, you know,
00:31:34when you've got bags of gold,
00:31:35you've got to stack
00:31:36towards the prize pot.
00:31:37What choice do you have?
00:31:38None.
00:31:39She shall run.
00:31:40Lighting a line of fire
00:31:43will stop
00:31:43the death parade
00:31:45in their tracks.
00:31:45Use the flint.
00:31:47Yes.
00:31:49Come on, I've got the gloves on.
00:31:51Well done, Scott.
00:31:52I'm sorry, mate.
00:31:52I've done it.
00:31:53Oh, great, great, great.
00:31:53Ross and I lit the torch,
00:31:55took it over the gunpowder
00:31:57and I lit it.
00:31:59You're coming.
00:32:00Step back!
00:32:02The wall of flame went up
00:32:03and we were saved.
00:32:06You've lit it!
00:32:07Well done!
00:32:09Let's go!
00:32:11You did it!
00:32:12Well done.
00:32:13Well done, guys.
00:32:14We're proud of you.
00:32:15Players, congratulations.
00:32:18You have defeated
00:32:21the death parade.
00:32:22Woo-hoo!
00:32:24Let's go!
00:32:25Well, I should say,
00:32:26not all of you.
00:32:28Oh, no.
00:32:29James Acaster,
00:32:32Romesh,
00:32:33Joanne,
00:32:35Jerry,
00:32:36Maya
00:32:36and Hannah
00:32:38all sacrificed themselves.
00:32:40They will be locked up
00:32:42until the round table.
00:32:44However,
00:32:46their heroic actions
00:32:47were not in vain.
00:32:49£8,000 for the prize fund!
00:32:51Woo-hoo!
00:32:52So good!
00:32:52Woo-hoo!
00:32:53So good!
00:32:55So, players,
00:32:56go back to the castle.
00:32:58The game marches on
00:33:00and you have a banishment
00:33:01to prepare for.
00:33:02Off you go, guys.
00:33:04See you later.
00:33:05Enjoy dinner in the warmth!
00:33:07Yeah, have fun, guys,
00:33:08you horrible,
00:33:08selfish,
00:33:09celebrity scum.
00:33:11Really good!
00:33:12Well, it's not great
00:33:14that all three traitors
00:33:15were in that cage
00:33:16because no one can defend us,
00:33:18no one can put
00:33:19little seeds out there.
00:33:20I have no idea
00:33:22what the faithful
00:33:23are thinking right now.
00:33:28Hannah played Blinda.
00:33:29Would we have possibly
00:33:30got through without her?
00:33:32I don't know.
00:33:32I'm not sure
00:33:33we would have got that.
00:33:37I was not about
00:33:38to step in the cage.
00:33:39After my night last night,
00:33:41you had done enough.
00:33:42I just needed a break.
00:33:43Do you know what I mean?
00:33:46I reckon we have to start
00:33:47looking at quiet people.
00:33:48Yeah.
00:33:48I'll be honest.
00:33:49I mean, like,
00:33:50James is someone,
00:33:51Acaster is someone
00:33:51who I think
00:33:52would make a really good traitor.
00:33:53I could see a world
00:33:54where I vote for him.
00:33:55Yeah.
00:34:00Oh, thank you, sir.
00:34:02Hey, lady.
00:34:04It's hardly any of us.
00:34:06It's really weird, isn't it?
00:34:18This is basically
00:34:19the worst possible outcome
00:34:20because every single person
00:34:21who voted for me
00:34:22is over there
00:34:22apart from you, Romesh.
00:34:24Yeah, so,
00:34:25it convinced me.
00:34:25Okay, what do you want to know?
00:34:27Who is a better contender
00:34:28than you for a vote tonight, then?
00:34:30Okay, so,
00:34:31one thing that traitors
00:34:32have done in previous series
00:34:33is that they vote
00:34:34for a person
00:34:35who doesn't get voted for.
00:34:36James Blunt did it
00:34:37on the first round table.
00:34:38Who did James vote for?
00:34:40James voted for me
00:34:41on the first round table.
00:34:42James put forward
00:34:43quite forcefully,
00:34:45Julie.
00:34:46I think that is suspicious
00:34:48what James B did.
00:34:50Yeah.
00:34:50I still think
00:34:51that what we're doing wrong
00:34:52is honing in on one person
00:34:53and going,
00:34:54boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:34:55Push them.
00:34:55Agreed.
00:34:56And I think that what we're doing
00:34:57by, like, turning our attention
00:34:58on people who are speaking out
00:35:00or, like, make themselves visible
00:35:02in any way
00:35:02is, like,
00:35:03you're just going to end up
00:35:04with the weakest faithfuls
00:35:05at the final
00:35:05and then the traitors
00:35:06are going to win.
00:35:07And that happens,
00:35:07you know, obviously.
00:35:08I'm going to be honest,
00:35:10it's very convincing.
00:35:11Yeah.
00:35:13It's just a shame
00:35:14it's only this cage
00:35:15you're talking to.
00:35:17It was Judge Romesh
00:35:18in that cage
00:35:19and Hannah handled it well.
00:35:22I'm hoping
00:35:23it's that little glimmer of hope.
00:35:25She can do the same thing
00:35:26tonight at the round table.
00:35:27Maybe she stands a chance.
00:35:34I'll clip it.
00:35:35Aw, thanks, James.
00:35:36Yeah, if you could, James, yeah.
00:35:39You've had a rollercoaster, Ross.
00:35:42There's a lot going on with you,
00:35:43but I'm curious
00:35:44as to why the traitors
00:35:45keep putting you in positions.
00:35:47Do you know what I mean?
00:35:48Like, the answer I can only say
00:35:49is to erase suspicion
00:35:50against me.
00:35:51Yes, yeah.
00:35:53There's question marks
00:35:54on Ross for me, you know.
00:35:56Ross is impossible to read.
00:35:59Ross pops up all the time.
00:36:00He's always there.
00:36:01He popped up
00:36:02with the digging the graves.
00:36:03Like, he was the one chosen then.
00:36:05He was obviously there last night.
00:36:06He's just always there.
00:36:07He's everywhere.
00:36:07He's always there.
00:36:08That is a very valid point.
00:36:10Also, what's interesting,
00:36:11this heat on Hannah.
00:36:12I think that it is
00:36:13a slight chance
00:36:14she could be a face-to-face.
00:36:15If she's not a traitor,
00:36:16then I give up
00:36:17playing this game, man.
00:36:18There's just too much evidence.
00:36:19I think either Hannah
00:36:20has been a traitor
00:36:21from the beginning
00:36:22or Hannah is a decoy.
00:36:24That's my stance on it.
00:36:26But I've got my eyes on Blunt
00:36:28because his duly theory
00:36:29was pushed on people.
00:36:31That was suspicious.
00:36:32The Poundland Poirot
00:36:34was out in force.
00:36:44It's time for another round table
00:36:46and for the sacrificed players
00:36:48to rejoin the group.
00:36:50Will the faithful
00:36:51stay united
00:36:52and catch a traitor
00:36:54or will it be
00:36:55every player
00:36:56for themselves?
00:37:01This is incredibly important
00:37:03because I'm a competitive person.
00:37:05I will fight
00:37:06to stay in the game
00:37:07for as long as I can.
00:37:10To be locked in a cage
00:37:12for a few hours,
00:37:12what an absolute curse.
00:37:15I know there's a few people
00:37:16who trust me.
00:37:17There's other people
00:37:18who are suspicious of me
00:37:20and I can tell
00:37:20it's going to be close
00:37:21but I'm not going to go down
00:37:23without a fight.
00:37:26I don't know what to do.
00:37:27If I don't vote for Hannah
00:37:28and she gets exposed
00:37:29as a traitor,
00:37:30they're going to start
00:37:31looking at me.
00:37:32But I don't want to have
00:37:32to vote for my good sis.
00:37:43Players,
00:37:44welcome to the round table
00:37:46and welcome back
00:37:48to those who are incarcerated
00:37:49by the death parade.
00:37:54You were phenomenal today.
00:37:58£8,000 added to the prize fund.
00:38:01That means your current total
00:38:03is £38,500.
00:38:09People made sacrifices today.
00:38:13So who will be sacrificed
00:38:15in here tonight?
00:38:17That's up to all of you.
00:38:20Players,
00:38:21the floor is yours.
00:38:31Why don't we talk about
00:38:33Rob not being here?
00:38:34Why would Rob be murdered?
00:38:36For my position,
00:38:37I think I felt guilty
00:38:38because Rob was a super faithful
00:38:41and so he didn't represent a threat.
00:38:44If you look at it
00:38:44from the traitor's point of view,
00:38:46if they tried to murder
00:38:48somebody whose door was locked,
00:38:50they don't get a murder, right?
00:38:53So what you're thinking
00:38:55as a traitor is,
00:38:56you know,
00:38:56who will they not protect
00:38:58because he's not a threat at all?
00:39:00And that is Rob.
00:39:01He hasn't represented a threat
00:39:03in any way really,
00:39:04except to sort of
00:39:06my self-esteem.
00:39:08And so you'd feel like...
00:39:09He's been very funny.
00:39:10He's been very funny.
00:39:11You're right, Jerry,
00:39:12but that, you know,
00:39:12that is by the by.
00:39:14And if you like that kind of
00:39:15one-dimensional route one stuff,
00:39:16yes, he's...
00:39:18He's a good bet for comedy.
00:39:20But the truth is
00:39:21they were thinking
00:39:23we'd love to get a kill tonight.
00:39:25And I think
00:39:25if you go for Rob Beckett,
00:39:27you're not going to waste a murder.
00:39:31I have a question, Ross.
00:39:34Do you think it's unusual
00:39:36that you are selected
00:39:40for so much traitor stuff?
00:39:44Well, firstly,
00:39:46in my defence,
00:39:47I would say
00:39:49if I was picked to be a traitor,
00:39:51I wouldn't have been so paranoid
00:39:53on the first day about the hat.
00:39:54The grave thing,
00:39:56I don't think it would be
00:39:57traitorous behaviour
00:39:58to get everybody out
00:40:00before you start looking
00:40:01for the money.
00:40:02So I would say that
00:40:03in my defence.
00:40:04And last night,
00:40:05we decided that Leanne
00:40:05wasn't going to get killed
00:40:06because Ramesh, Rob, and I
00:40:08decided to give her the key
00:40:10that would keep the door locked.
00:40:11That's not what
00:40:12a traitor would do.
00:40:13So you weren't recruited?
00:40:14I'm just checking.
00:40:15I wasn't recruited.
00:40:16I'm not a traitor.
00:40:17OK.
00:40:18And I don't think
00:40:19there was a traitor
00:40:19there last night.
00:40:20I looked at everybody
00:40:22when we got out of those cars.
00:40:23I thought I was going home.
00:40:24And that was
00:40:26an honestly
00:40:27an awful experience.
00:40:29It was horrible.
00:40:30It was...
00:40:33I wasn't there,
00:40:34but I heard it was...
00:40:35I was watching
00:40:37from my place.
00:40:41It was really horrible.
00:40:43My lantern.
00:40:44Great joke, Joanne.
00:40:52Joanne, could you be
00:40:53that brilliant
00:40:54that could have been
00:40:54an amazing double buff
00:40:56going for Richard?
00:40:58What do you mean?
00:40:59Yeah.
00:40:59We were all like,
00:41:01yeah, Richard's...
00:41:03Obviously...
00:41:03Even if we weren't sure
00:41:04he was a traitor,
00:41:05we were like,
00:41:05we've got to test this theory out.
00:41:06There was no other option.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08And you were just like,
00:41:09I just don't think he was.
00:41:11I found that surprising
00:41:12because you're one of the
00:41:13smartest,
00:41:14most brilliant minds I know.
00:41:16Truly not.
00:41:17And to have that sort of moment
00:41:18where you're
00:41:19really blindly defending
00:41:21a clear traitor.
00:41:23But he wasn't
00:41:24a clear traitor to me.
00:41:26And then
00:41:27when he stood up there
00:41:28and said he was a traitor,
00:41:29I was
00:41:32kablammo'd.
00:41:39James B,
00:41:40there's been a couple of things
00:41:41that I would love you
00:41:42to sort of speak on.
00:41:44So the first thing is
00:41:45that you,
00:41:46on the first night,
00:41:48the truth is
00:41:49it was clear
00:41:49it was going to be Richard
00:41:50that was going.
00:41:51Absolutely.
00:41:51How you behaved
00:41:52didn't resonate
00:41:53with how I felt
00:41:54at the round table at all.
00:41:55You know,
00:41:55it bumped me a little bit
00:41:56to be honest with you.
00:41:57I can talk you through
00:41:58the process exactly.
00:41:58Yeah, I'd love you to, yeah.
00:41:59At that stage in my life
00:42:00was very, very clear
00:42:02that I'd solved
00:42:03the entire riddle.
00:42:05And I really thought
00:42:06that I was a genius.
00:42:07I couldn't believe
00:42:10that Richard
00:42:10had been so stupid
00:42:11and so I felt
00:42:12I didn't want
00:42:13to necessarily
00:42:14say his name.
00:42:15That was my clear thinking.
00:42:16But it does not
00:42:17line me up
00:42:18to be a traitor.
00:42:18I'm a faithful.
00:42:23There's no surprise
00:42:24that I'm going to be
00:42:25talking to you, Hannah.
00:42:26Yeah.
00:42:29I just don't understand
00:42:30how are you still here?
00:42:32Because when I think
00:42:33about it, as a traitor,
00:42:35you would be one
00:42:36of the first people
00:42:37that I would get out.
00:42:38But also as a traitor,
00:42:39you would be extremely good
00:42:41because you're very smart.
00:42:44Honestly,
00:42:44I have no idea
00:42:46why I'm here either.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:48Because you're right.
00:42:49I would have killed me
00:42:50really early on.
00:42:51And the thing is,
00:42:52is that in this game,
00:42:53it doesn't matter
00:42:54how good you are
00:42:55at playing it.
00:42:55The perception
00:42:56of how good you will
00:42:57be at playing it
00:42:58is really important.
00:43:00And I've sort of doomed
00:43:01from the beginning
00:43:02because either I was
00:43:03going to be killed
00:43:03by the traitors
00:43:04or, as has happened,
00:43:06if I don't get killed
00:43:07by the traitors,
00:43:08the faithful are going
00:43:08to be suspicious of me.
00:43:12It's just little things
00:43:13that are just inconsistent
00:43:14with you, for example.
00:43:16When I talk about,
00:43:17you know,
00:43:18the Mahala situation,
00:43:19it just didn't make sense
00:43:20how you said
00:43:22that you didn't want
00:43:23anyone to know
00:43:24whether or not
00:43:25you had a shield
00:43:26because you were scared
00:43:26that the traitors
00:43:27would know.
00:43:28It was very confusing
00:43:29and obviously Mahala
00:43:30ended up being a faithful
00:43:31and automatically
00:43:32I'm looking at you
00:43:33as a red flag
00:43:34because I'm just like,
00:43:35the person who went out
00:43:36was a faithful
00:43:37so the other person
00:43:38who was telling a lie
00:43:39would be a traitor.
00:43:44The whole thing
00:43:45with Mahala,
00:43:45I think it sort of
00:43:46ended up being
00:43:47really confusing
00:43:48but actually,
00:43:49I think that this,
00:43:50like, I mean,
00:43:51tell me if I'm missing
00:43:52something here
00:43:52but I actually think
00:43:53the story is really simple
00:43:54which is that
00:43:55I just didn't want
00:43:57to be murdered,
00:43:58didn't want to say
00:43:58that I didn't have
00:43:59a shield at the round table,
00:44:01wasn't going to
00:44:01throw that in
00:44:03willingly
00:44:03because of course
00:44:04why would you?
00:44:05I thought Mahala
00:44:06was suspicious
00:44:07based on her behaviour.
00:44:09We now know
00:44:10that she was faithful, right?
00:44:11We now know
00:44:11that she was giving that up
00:44:12as a faithful act
00:44:13but I didn't know
00:44:14that at the time
00:44:16and I think
00:44:17I wasn't going to
00:44:18throw away
00:44:18the only card
00:44:19that I was holding on to
00:44:21to save somebody
00:44:22I was already
00:44:23suspicious of.
00:44:23You see what I mean?
00:44:24Yeah.
00:44:25The little bit
00:44:26that I'm just confused on
00:44:27and honestly
00:44:28was the thing last night
00:44:29that kind of
00:44:31tipped me over
00:44:32was just like
00:44:32it was less the fact
00:44:34that it doesn't make sense
00:44:35when you explain it
00:44:36and more the fact
00:44:37that you didn't have
00:44:38an answer last night
00:44:41because if you'd said that
00:44:42I probably would have been like
00:44:43oh yeah,
00:44:44that makes sense
00:44:44but I think
00:44:45it almost felt like
00:44:46you hadn't
00:44:47thought that through
00:44:49and as someone
00:44:49who's so smart
00:44:50and thinks things through
00:44:51I was like
00:44:51but then also though
00:44:53bluntly
00:44:53if I was a traitor
00:44:55wouldn't I just lie?
00:45:01I think the one thing
00:45:02that's worth me saying
00:45:04I think that we've got
00:45:06into this habit almost
00:45:07of like
00:45:08anybody who stands out
00:45:10in any direction
00:45:11in any way
00:45:12is getting punished
00:45:13they're getting punished
00:45:13by the traitors
00:45:14and they're sort of
00:45:15getting punished
00:45:15by the faithfuls too
00:45:17I really don't think
00:45:18that's a good way to play
00:45:19so who do you think
00:45:21we should talk about?
00:45:21which other theories
00:45:22do you have?
00:45:23so looking back
00:45:24at the previous games
00:45:25one pattern that came up
00:45:27is that traitors
00:45:28will often vote
00:45:29for somebody
00:45:30that nobody else
00:45:31is voting for
00:45:32right
00:45:33of those that have happened
00:45:34James
00:45:34you voted for me
00:45:39one thing we haven't
00:45:40dissected entirely
00:45:41is the day
00:45:43that yourself
00:45:44Jerry and yourself
00:45:45walk back into breakfast
00:45:46if they want to just kill
00:45:47and for us to banish
00:45:48as much as possible
00:45:49had you killed Jerry
00:45:51we would have just
00:45:52banished you
00:45:53that would have been
00:45:54two people down
00:45:55as I understand it
00:45:57the only options
00:45:58really are that
00:45:59they were both
00:46:00traitors
00:46:00and so it was impossible
00:46:02because a traitor
00:46:03can't murder another traitor
00:46:05or they chose to recruit
00:46:08please though
00:46:08okay
00:46:09Joe
00:46:09why would I come in
00:46:10as a traitor
00:46:11and be like
00:46:12oh
00:46:13and then look out
00:46:13for this thing
00:46:14and this thing
00:46:15and this thing
00:46:15and this thing
00:46:16yeah
00:46:16and why would I do that?
00:46:17players
00:46:18the time for talk
00:46:19is over
00:46:21please write down
00:46:23the name of the person
00:46:24you believe
00:46:25is a traitor
00:46:44Romesh
00:46:45we'll start with you
00:46:46who do you believe
00:46:47is a traitor
00:46:48and why
00:46:49I'm voting for you
00:46:50James B
00:46:53I know I voted
00:46:54for Hannah last night
00:46:54but I've changed
00:46:56my mind on that
00:46:59Michael
00:47:00who do you believe
00:47:01is a traitor
00:47:02I voted for Hannah
00:47:05whether you are
00:47:06a traitor
00:47:06or a faithful
00:47:08it's sort of
00:47:09extraordinary
00:47:09that you are still here
00:47:10that you survived
00:47:13Hannah
00:47:13the one and only
00:47:15Jerry Hall
00:47:15I have stuck
00:47:16with my vote
00:47:17from yesterday
00:47:18and gone for you
00:47:19today
00:47:20Ross
00:47:21gone for Hannah
00:47:22you are kind
00:47:24and you are
00:47:25incredibly clever
00:47:27but I think we need
00:47:28to find out
00:47:29to be able to move on
00:47:30yeah
00:47:31James Blunt
00:47:33I've put Hannah
00:47:34whether you are a traitor
00:47:35or a faithful
00:47:36I think as you both
00:47:37walked in
00:47:37it just left too many
00:47:38question marks
00:47:39Kenny
00:47:40no surprise
00:47:41I've obviously put you
00:47:42Hannah
00:47:42I also think
00:47:43you're unbelievably smart
00:47:45and you'd be an incredible
00:47:46asset
00:47:46you know
00:47:47to the traitors
00:47:50Maya
00:47:50who do you believe
00:47:51is a traitor
00:47:52and why
00:47:58I have put
00:47:59Hannah
00:48:04honestly
00:48:04this one hurts
00:48:05because I've loved
00:48:06getting to know you
00:48:06I think you're beautiful
00:48:07inside and out
00:48:08and I just think
00:48:10you'd be a great traitor
00:48:13Miranda
00:48:14I ended up
00:48:15going with Hannah
00:48:18I'm just at the point
00:48:19where I need to know
00:48:22Joanne
00:48:23I've actually voted
00:48:24for Bash
00:48:26I feel like
00:48:27we are getting
00:48:28into the habit
00:48:29of punishing
00:48:30vocal faithfuls
00:48:31and I thought
00:48:32at the round table
00:48:33you kind of
00:48:33lied
00:48:35Sharon
00:48:36sorry
00:48:37I voted for you Hannah
00:48:39I think we need to know
00:48:40one way or another
00:48:41Jerry
00:48:42I've gone for
00:48:43the big brain theory
00:48:46Ken
00:48:47Leanne
00:48:49I've put Hannah as well
00:48:51I'm so sorry
00:48:54Jane Teacaster
00:48:58I've gone for Hannah
00:49:05Jo
00:49:05who do you believe
00:49:06is a traitor
00:49:06I have gone with you
00:49:08again Hannah
00:49:10and for the final vote
00:49:11Sebastian
00:49:13I've gone for you Hannah
00:49:14but I am so in awe of you
00:49:16and I really hope
00:49:18we're right
00:49:18thank you
00:49:21Hannah
00:49:21you have received
00:49:22the most votes
00:49:23please come up here
00:49:24and join me
00:49:30Hannah
00:49:31you are banished
00:49:32from the castle
00:49:33before you leave
00:49:34please reveal
00:49:35are you a faithful
00:49:36or are you a traitor
00:49:38oh my goodness
00:49:39you guys
00:49:40this has been
00:49:41so much fun
00:49:43I mean
00:49:44chanting in the woods
00:49:45with Michael Sheen
00:49:47Ross Kent
00:49:48with a medieval
00:49:49battering ram
00:49:50Jerry Hall
00:49:51with a crowbar
00:49:54this is not how
00:49:56I expected my life
00:49:57to turn out
00:49:57you guys
00:49:59I think the thing is
00:50:00I came in here
00:50:01with absolutely
00:50:02one job
00:50:03and one job
00:50:04only on my mind
00:50:05which was
00:50:05to catch
00:50:06traitors
00:50:07and I calculated
00:50:10every conceivable scenario
00:50:12except for the one
00:50:13that actually unfolded
00:50:18I am
00:50:23a
00:50:24we need this
00:50:26we need this
00:50:26we need this
00:50:32traitor
00:50:40I clung on longer
00:50:41than I should have done
00:50:44my fellow traitors
00:50:45they had to vote for me
00:50:47it was so clearly
00:50:48going in that direction
00:50:49you know what
00:50:50I didn't choose
00:50:51the traitor life
00:50:52but oh my goodness me
00:50:54that was so much fun
00:51:02it's not looking good
00:51:03I'm too down
00:51:04this is not how
00:51:04it's supposed to be going
00:51:05we needed that
00:51:06I knew I had to
00:51:08write Hannah's name
00:51:09on that slate
00:51:09purely because
00:51:10the odds are against her
00:51:12as much as she was
00:51:13convincing
00:51:14there was too much
00:51:15confusion around it
00:51:16Hannah
00:51:17my sweet angel
00:51:19I've lost
00:51:20another traitor
00:51:21tonight
00:51:23Faithful
00:51:23you got one
00:51:25yes
00:51:27well done everyone
00:51:28James
00:51:31James
00:51:32who's next
00:51:35you are getting
00:51:36extremely good at this
00:51:38a little
00:51:40statistic for you
00:51:42in honour
00:51:44of Professor Fry
00:51:45you have banished
00:51:47two faithful
00:51:48and two
00:51:49traitors
00:51:50well done
00:51:52this game is
00:51:53hotting up
00:51:53let's go
00:51:54so
00:51:55enjoy your victory
00:51:56but know this
00:51:57the traitors
00:51:59they will fight back
00:52:01good night
00:52:0350% win rate
00:52:04let's go baby
00:52:06I'm getting a drink
00:52:07let's go
00:52:14let's go
00:52:15let's go
00:52:15let's go
00:52:16oh my gosh
00:52:18let's go
00:52:19I am so hyped
00:52:21oh my god
00:52:22I'm not going to sleep
00:52:23today
00:52:23James can I have a word
00:52:24please do
00:52:25I foolishly became
00:52:27convinced that Hannah
00:52:28wasn't a traitor
00:52:29and then I wanted to
00:52:30speak to you about
00:52:32just
00:52:33just opening up there
00:52:34and vote to be
00:52:35but this is like one thing
00:52:36I can say
00:52:37I am a faithful
00:52:38I don't mean that
00:52:39but I'm very sorry
00:52:40no no don't be sorry
00:52:41at all
00:52:41it's the game
00:52:42yeah yeah
00:52:44I'm on such a high
00:52:46oh my god
00:52:47let's gallop
00:52:48let's gallop
00:52:49we're on such a high
00:52:50we got rid of the traitor
00:52:53we got rid of the traitor
00:52:55wait wait wait wait wait
00:52:57I want to get involved
00:52:58we're galloping
00:52:58we got the traitor
00:53:01we got the traitor
00:53:04I can't actually explain
00:53:06the euphoria you feel
00:53:08catching a traitor
00:53:08I'm just so thrilled
00:53:10we got Hannah
00:53:11I'm really enjoying the game
00:53:13I've formed an unlikely
00:53:15friendship with quite a few
00:53:16people which is so lovely
00:53:17but the beginning was
00:53:19just about survival
00:53:20and now it's about
00:53:21tactical survival
00:53:22I think it's about to
00:53:23start getting interesting
00:53:25I think this makes me
00:53:26look really stupid
00:53:26it doesn't make you look stupid
00:53:27I don't think you look stupid
00:53:29I think it makes me look dodgy
00:53:30I think you look like
00:53:31your own person
00:53:32which is exactly
00:53:33what I think of you
00:53:34the fact that I'd voted for Bat
00:53:35makes me look a little suspicious
00:53:37but you know
00:53:38Hannah
00:53:38I just couldn't put her name down
00:53:39I just couldn't do it to her
00:53:40female friendship
00:53:41means a lot to me
00:53:42even if they are
00:53:43a serial killer in the evening
00:53:45I was going to have
00:53:46an alcoholic drink
00:53:47but actually I'm not going to
00:53:48because I want to have
00:53:48a clear head in case
00:53:49I'm recruited
00:53:51because there's a nice
00:53:52are you serious?
00:53:52there's a beautiful vacancy now
00:53:54if someone gets recruited
00:53:56you're going to get
00:53:56banished immediately
00:53:57now
00:53:58that's the risky take
00:53:59isn't it James?
00:54:00at this point
00:54:01I'm like so on my knees
00:54:03to the traitors
00:54:04for a recruitment
00:54:05over the years
00:54:06I've done things
00:54:07where I have lied
00:54:08stunts where I pretended
00:54:09to be different people
00:54:10I've changed my name
00:54:11by deed poll
00:54:12in the past
00:54:13I'm quite good at morphing
00:54:14into different things
00:54:15but I want to be
00:54:17in that turret
00:54:20I want everyone to know
00:54:23I'm not having
00:54:23an alcoholic drink
00:54:24if you're a traitor
00:54:25Ross
00:54:26when you get up
00:54:26in that turret
00:54:27and Claudius says
00:54:28what do you want to do?
00:54:29you say
00:54:29I think we should recruit
00:54:31darling
00:54:31I don't know where
00:54:32I'm so not
00:54:34traitor material
00:54:35Dave work that one out
00:54:37if you do make it
00:54:38please give me
00:54:39another day's grace
00:54:40please
00:54:40one more day
00:54:41recruit me
00:54:42I'm not recruiting you
00:54:44because I'm faithful
00:54:45mate
00:54:47I think Rob going
00:54:49has broken my mojo
00:54:50poor baby
00:54:51I just can't
00:54:52Jenny's here though
00:54:54I'll be your granny
00:54:55okay well Rob
00:54:56wasn't my granny
00:54:59forgive me
00:55:00because currently
00:55:01I don't have any confidence
00:55:02in anything I say out loud
00:55:03but
00:55:04now that we've got Hannah
00:55:05what can we build out
00:55:07from that
00:55:07and I think
00:55:08you know
00:55:09Jo feels like
00:55:10an obvious one
00:55:10to consider
00:55:11definitely
00:55:12Joanne
00:55:13has set herself up
00:55:14as a bit of
00:55:15a maverick voter
00:55:16I'd say
00:55:17didn't she make
00:55:17a mistake to me
00:55:19that was
00:55:20an awful experience
00:55:22it was horrible
00:55:23it was
00:55:27I wasn't there
00:55:28but I heard
00:55:28she made it sound
00:55:34like she was there
00:55:35yeah
00:55:35she did
00:55:36I mean there was
00:55:37you know
00:55:38there was questions
00:55:38asked about Ross
00:55:40questions asked
00:55:41about James Blunt
00:55:42but if I'm not here
00:55:43in the morning
00:55:43it's Jo
00:55:45or
00:55:46it's one of us
00:55:47trying to frame Jo
00:55:47yeah yeah yeah
00:55:48yeah yeah
00:55:52just to be clear
00:55:53I'd love to be recruited
00:55:54I want the full experience
00:55:56as much as possible
00:55:57but I don't think
00:55:57is he still going on about it
00:55:59you want the best of both worlds
00:56:00don't you
00:56:00yes
00:56:00I'm bisexual
00:56:02you got another thing
00:56:06night y'all
00:56:08just say night granny
00:56:11goodnight
00:56:12oh goodnight doll
00:56:13see you in the morning
00:56:14sleep well
00:56:14goodnight
00:56:20the chimes of the castle clock
00:56:23signal the faithful
00:56:24must return
00:56:25to their individual lodgings
00:56:27but for surviving traitors
00:56:29Maya and James
00:56:30the night is still young
00:56:32they have a huge decision to make
00:56:35you got another thing coming
00:56:53hello my friend
00:56:54hello mate
00:56:55it was intense
00:56:55I think for Hannah
00:56:57she fought a really good game
00:56:58but it was a risk
00:57:00taking her on
00:57:01and she knew
00:57:01we needed to give them something
00:57:04I gave her a round of applause
00:57:05when she left
00:57:06that's the most
00:57:07I've been a traitor in the game
00:57:12good evening traitors
00:57:13I knew it
00:57:14I am here
00:57:15because you have lost
00:57:17one of your own
00:57:18you can either murder as usual
00:57:21or seduce a faithful
00:57:24if you try to seduce
00:57:26that faithful
00:57:27will then have a decision to make
00:57:30they can either accept
00:57:32and join you in the turret tonight
00:57:34or they can refuse
00:57:35your invitation
00:57:37it's up to you
00:57:39I'm going to leave this here
00:57:43thank you
00:57:46what are you thinking?
00:57:47okay I don't know
00:57:48I'll be honest
00:57:49maybe it's good to get
00:57:50a recruit in
00:57:51just for someone to add
00:57:52some structure
00:57:53some planning
00:57:53someone who actually
00:57:54really wants to be a traitor
00:57:56would be helpful
00:57:56I can't do it
00:57:57James
00:57:58love being a faithful
00:57:59I've got to remind you
00:58:00I need you
00:58:01I cannot do this on my own
00:58:02yes
00:58:02so please just
00:58:03stay a little bit treacherous
00:58:05a little bit
00:58:06I'll try
00:58:08I can tell you
00:58:09who I was considering
00:58:10for recruitment
00:58:10which is a really
00:58:11big wild card
00:58:13because she
00:58:13is going to be chaos
00:58:14but so fun
00:58:16Joanne
00:58:18could blow the whole thing up
00:58:19very quickly
00:58:20but nobody's suspecting her
00:58:22because she's so
00:58:23all over the place
00:58:24and her theories are so left
00:58:25that if she could keep that up
00:58:27hiding in plain sight
00:58:28could be a great thing
00:58:29yeah
00:58:29who else
00:58:31Kenny would be really good
00:58:34he knows how to play the game
00:58:35he knows what he's doing
00:58:36he would love to be a traitor
00:58:37Kenny would be a good traitor
00:58:39but I kind of like having him
00:58:41as a faithful that really trusts me
00:58:42yeah
00:58:43I mean
00:58:43obviously any person I know
00:58:45would definitely have fun as Jo
00:58:46I think he'd have the most fun
00:58:48as a traitor
00:58:48out of all of them
00:58:49he's so suspicious
00:58:51and he's been so over the top
00:58:52with the recruit me staff
00:58:54I just think it's danger
00:59:03here we go
00:59:05oh James
00:59:06I don't know if this is right or not
00:59:08but here we are
00:59:10there's no knowing
00:59:11there's only doing
00:59:12when you're traitoring
00:59:15let's hope this goes down well
00:59:20traitor
00:59:22hi
00:59:22have you made a decision
00:59:24I'm going to recruit
00:59:25okay
00:59:26I will make sure
00:59:27they get this invitation
00:59:29if they accept
00:59:30they'll meet you
00:59:31in the turret
00:59:32shortly
00:59:33as a traitor
00:59:34if they don't accept
00:59:36breakfast
00:59:37might be a little awkward
00:59:38thank you
00:59:44black smoke and heavy eyes
00:59:48false hope and alibis
00:59:52a poison all in my eyes
01:00:00oh my god
01:00:04you're absolutely joking
01:00:16dear Kenny
01:00:17we wish to recruit you
01:00:20as a traitor
01:00:20because you are the best
01:00:22at this game
01:00:23if you accept
01:00:24you must join us
01:00:25immediately
01:00:26sign
01:00:27the traitors
01:00:32what the hell
01:00:34oh my god
01:00:36I can't believe this
01:00:39hold your breath
01:00:42how can I go
01:00:44from being so gassed
01:00:45that I got a traitor out
01:00:47to performing so good
01:00:49that the traitors want me
01:00:51as part of their team
01:00:54if Kenny says no
01:00:55I'm going to be gutted
01:00:57he's been a great faithful
01:00:59why not get the best
01:01:00of both worlds
01:01:02I do worry
01:01:03that the traitors
01:01:03could actually switch
01:01:04on me at any time
01:01:06and
01:01:07I feel like
01:01:08I'm going to
01:01:08absolutely crumble
01:01:10if I see that happen
01:01:12he wants the full thing
01:01:14this is Kenny
01:01:15we're talking about
01:01:15killer Ken
01:01:16yeah
01:01:36hello
01:01:39I need to see this
01:01:51I'm sorry
01:01:52I'm sorry
01:01:53I'm a liar
01:01:53hello
01:01:54hello
01:01:57welcome
01:01:58just breathe
01:01:59just breathe
01:01:59just breathe
01:02:02you're doing good
01:02:03it's okay
01:02:05liar
01:02:07my heart is beating
01:02:08I know
01:02:09I'm sorry
01:02:09but lying
01:02:10I'm sorry
01:02:11have you guys
01:02:12always been a traitor
01:02:13not me
01:02:14I was recruited
01:02:15really
01:02:16James is what we call
01:02:17a faithful traitor
01:02:18I'm basically playing
01:02:19the game as a faithful
01:02:20I haven't told a single
01:02:21lie yet
01:02:21but I'm protecting Maya
01:02:23yeah
01:02:23guys
01:02:24just don't
01:02:25don't do me dirty
01:02:26do you know what I mean
01:02:26let's just try playing
01:02:27clean game
01:02:28where all three of us
01:02:29get to the final
01:02:30okay
01:02:30Kenny
01:02:31you're trusted right now
01:02:32I've not heard your name
01:02:33me and James
01:02:34are trusted right now
01:02:35we are set
01:02:36we've just got to be
01:02:37very careful with our next moves
01:02:39yeah
01:02:43I'm feeling much more relaxed
01:02:44now that Kenny's on the case
01:02:45you know when you get someone
01:02:46that comes in at work
01:02:48who you know will actually
01:02:49do all the jobs
01:02:50and you can just hold a broom
01:02:52and look like you're doing something
01:02:58you ready Kenny?
01:02:59I'm ready
01:03:00let's do this
01:03:03I think being a faithful was fun
01:03:04but being a traitor
01:03:07it's going to be better
01:03:08oh the faithfuls are doomed
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