00:00Don't do this. I hate this.
00:02This movie is creepy as the day is long.
00:05You know, like Halloween?
00:06Dude, Michael Myers. No.
00:07You could be running like Usain Bolt, and he's just walking like Gator.
00:11But I'll be damned, he catches up to you.
00:13I can't. Nah, I don't like this.
00:15I was scared of this movie as a little kid.
00:17I have re-watched all of these movies in the last two years.
00:20That's because you're a sociopath.
00:21Great appreciation.
00:23Okay, good.
00:24He was just early in on the Olympic walking trend.
00:27Yeah, I just, I'm telling you.
00:29And the song, all of it.
00:31Can't do it.
00:31That mask, not for me.
00:33All right, so this is the Halloween Start Bench Cut.
00:35Halloween's a couple weeks away.
00:36I figured I'd get your guys' takes on this.
00:38Wouldn't it be Start Bench Murder?
00:41I guess.
00:41No, we are not.
00:44Start Bench Murder.
00:45No, Start Bench Cut.
00:46I'm kidding.
00:47He's the one who did the Michael Myers thing.
00:49Go ahead.
00:50Okay, so we're going to start off with chocolate bars.
00:53Snickers, Milky Way, Three Musketeers.
00:57What, are you kidding me?
00:58Yeah.
00:58Would you take your midday prep and bring it to the afternoons?
01:01What is the question?
01:02Let's move on to sports.
01:03What is this?
01:04Start Bench Cut.
01:05You start Snickers.
01:07Okay.
01:08You bench Milky Way and you cut Three Musketeers.
01:12So you're not a Three Musketeers guy.
01:14Three Musketeers is just basically chocolate air.
01:17There's nothing in there.
01:20Sure, I'll go with it.
01:21I haven't had any.
01:24Three Musketeers has got the fluff in it, right?
01:26Air.
01:27Air.
01:28All right.
01:28What was the other one?
01:29Snickers and Milky Way.
01:30What the hell is a Milky Way?
01:31It's basically if the Three Musketeers and Snickers had a kid, it's Milky Way.
01:37I know it's a green label.
01:39I know that.
01:40It's got caramel in there along with the fluff.
01:42Cut that one.
01:43I'll take the fluff.
01:44I don't like caramel.
01:45Disgusting.
01:46Who wants burnt sugar?
01:47That's all caramel is.
01:49Is it caramel or caramel?
01:50Who cares?
01:51It's awful.
01:52Next.
01:53Okay.
01:54Let's go with classic horror movies.
01:57Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th.
02:00Cut all of them.
02:01I don't like horror movies at all.
02:04You know what?
02:05But I'll go to the cinephile over here.
02:07Siskel and Ebert.
02:09Go ahead.
02:09I got.
02:10Hmm.
02:11You're a movie guy.
02:12I don't like scary movies.
02:14Freddy will always be the OG to me.
02:17So I'm going to keep him.
02:19I'm going to start him.
02:20What was the skin condition he had?
02:22What was his problem?
02:23He was burned.
02:24Oh.
02:25I always wondered.
02:27Again, you're not going to get me to sit down and watch it.
02:29So you're starting Nightmare on Elm Street.
02:30Yeah.
02:30He was burned in a furnace.
02:32Got it.
02:33Hence, he came back and got all the people who burned him.
02:36He came after their kids and dreams.
02:38Okay.
02:40Rational.
02:41Halloween.
02:43And then Jason.
02:44You're getting rid of Friday the 13th?
02:45I'll cut.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Those are just stupid.
02:48No, it's murder.
02:49Yeah.
02:49I was murdering.
02:51Those are stupid right there.
02:52They just, at least Michael Myers had a backstory.
02:55Jason is just, I'm just going to constantly get killed and come back.
02:59Well, he had mommy issues.
03:00Yeah, he did.
03:02Well, so did Mike Myers.
03:04Paul, are you a scary movie guy?
03:05I mean, they're okay.
03:07A lot of them.
03:08Not for me.
03:09Halloween, I really like.
03:10Halloween's great.
03:12Not for me.
03:12You got to watch some Freddy, Mike.
03:14No, thank you.
03:15All right.
03:15So how about some comedy scary-ish movie things?
03:19All right.
03:19Ghostbusters.
03:20Tucker and Dale versus Evil.
03:22Sean of the Dead.
03:23I haven't seen two of the three.
03:25I can't participate.
03:26I don't know what Tucker Evil is.
03:29And I.
03:30It's pretty funny.
03:30Yeah, I've never seen that one.
03:32Ghostbusters I've seen.
03:33Who hasn't?
03:33So Ghostbusters is, I mean, it's a classic.
03:37So where do these stairs go, Ray?
03:39They go up.
03:43Ghostbusters.
03:44You start.
03:44You know that firehouse is real, right?
03:47Yes.
03:47You told me about it.
03:48And I believe the first units dispatched to 9-11 were, I believe it was from that firehouse.
03:55That's.
03:55It's in Tribeca.
03:57It's near Hudson Street.
03:58And it has the Ghostbusters light and it shines on the sidewalk.
04:02Buddy, if I ever get there, then I'm having some Sbarro's and I'm taking a picture.
04:06Please, God.
04:07Right there.
04:08Please let me guide you to something better.
04:10But yes, it's a real place.
04:12It's a real.
04:13It's a beautiful building.
04:15I didn't see the other two movies, Paul.
04:16I can't help it.
04:17Shaun of the Dead bench.
04:18And then.
04:19What is Shaun of the Dead?
04:20It's a zombie movie.
04:22Yeah.
04:22I'm good.
04:23Like, I like Zombieland with Woody Harrelson.
04:25That was good.
04:26You couldn't put Scary Movie or Zombieland in there?
04:28I like Scary Movie.
04:29That was funny.
04:30Yeah, Scary Movie should have been.
04:31That was funny.
04:32Scary Movie should have been in there.
04:34All right.
04:34Carry on.
04:35Now, Pete and Carol.
04:36What's Pete?
04:37Yeah, what was the middle one?
04:38Pete and Carol eat carrots.
04:40I don't know.
04:41Tucker and Dale versus Evil.
04:42It's a great movie.
04:43Okay.
04:43Listen, I'll trust you on that one.
04:45Okay.
04:46Classic Halloween costumes.
04:48Which ghost vampire?
04:50Oh, come on with this.
04:54Here's Rico.
04:55He likes to play dress up.
04:59Then the founders have one of those vanilla sky balls every year.
05:02Everybody dresses up.
05:03A little masquerade action at the founders club.
05:05We do not.
05:06All right.
05:06Go ahead.
05:07You do this.
05:09Which ghost or?
05:11Which ghost vampire?
05:12I'm dealing with J.J. McCarthy over here.
05:14I don't have time for Halloween costumes.
05:16David.
05:17I have no.
05:18You got kids.
05:19And they don't dress in any of these.
05:22I would say vampire probably one, I guess.
05:26I guess that's what you would start.
05:27Now, vampires are not really.
05:28Like, who wants to get dressed up in a suit on Halloween?
05:32So, no.
05:32Plus, don't you have to put in, like, orthotics?
05:35Like, teeth things?
05:36So, then the ghost would be the easiest.
05:37Because you can just get a sheet.
05:39Right.
05:40Or you can go full Charlie Brown with, like, a million.
05:43Wow.
05:47And just cut a ton of holes in them and go like Charlie Brown.
05:49You could.
05:50You could do that.
05:52Witch.
05:52Okay.
05:53So, I go with ghost.
05:55Witch.
05:56Vampire.
05:57Nobody wants to put on a three-piece suit.
06:03Okay.
06:04How about Halloween songs?
06:06Thriller, Monster Mash, or the Halloween theme?
06:10Here's Rika.
06:11From the movie Halloween?
06:12Yes.
06:14Oh, the movie.
06:14The Halloween theme.
06:16It's, like, actual.
06:16It's terrifying.
06:18Thriller is cool, but.
06:21This right here.
06:22Yes.
06:22Scary.
06:23Yeah.
06:24Oh, my goodness.
06:26I could just imagine putting, like, a little Bluetooth speaker in your house
06:29and just playing this.
06:31It's terrifying.
06:33David, sit there with my watch and just wait for him to come running out the house.
06:37Gone.
06:38I am out of there.
06:39Like the dogs.
06:41Fellas.
06:42We'll get new ones.
06:43Fellas.
06:44You're on your own.
06:47You're human.
06:48Gone.
06:49I ain't here for that.
06:50Okay.
06:51We'll wrap it up with the Halloween icons.
06:54Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger.
06:59Here's Rika.
07:00I mean, it goes back to the movies.
07:01It's going to be Freddy.
07:03Yep.
07:04Michael.
07:04Yep.
07:05And then Jason.
07:06Now, is Texas Chainsaw Massacre considered a Halloween movie?
07:09It is.
07:10Yeah.
07:10That's another one.
07:11Can't do it.
07:11Yeah.
07:12Can't do it.
07:12You know what else?
07:13Missed the list.
07:14And I like it because of real life.
07:17And it's what scares most people, as TJ can attest to.
07:20What?
07:20Is the final destinations.
07:22Can't do it.
07:22Mm-hmm.
07:23Can't do it.
07:23I watched five minutes of it, and a log went through someone's car.
07:26I'm like, I don't want to watch this.
07:28They just had a real life one where somebody died on the roller coaster.
07:33That sucks, man.
07:34Real life.
07:35Oh, no.
07:36They fell out the roller coaster and hit like three different times.
07:38They had to stop the ride.
07:40Oh, God.
07:41But that was actually the final destination three was the roller coaster movie.
07:46So, like, can I ask a question?
07:48Because, again, I don't like scary movies.
07:50This isn't my genre.
07:51So, like, is something like Saw considered Halloween?
07:54Yeah.
07:55Or is that gore?
07:56That's another movie.
07:57I think you need your head examined.
07:59You watch that crap.
08:00But it came out during Halloween first.
08:02But, see, movies like Saw and Final Destination and Halloween I like because if you get past,
08:08there's actually a story there that you can follow.
08:11You like this stuff?
08:12Oh, man.
08:14Yeah.
08:14You're a nice guy.
08:15Why do you watch this stuff?
08:17Oh, buddy, that's when you light up the fire pit in the backyard in the woods and you watch the
08:22movies outside.
08:23No.
08:24You do none of that.
08:25Okay.
08:26Paul?
08:28Great job, Paul.
08:29Oh, listen.
08:29I'm fine.
08:30I just feel bad I couldn't participate more.
08:33I don't watch any of this stuff.
08:35You want scary?
08:36Be a Spartan fan.
08:38You'll be plenty terrified.
08:39Boy, you were like Alex Orgy handing the ball off to me the entire segment.
08:44No, not passing it.
08:45Here you go.
08:45Here you go.
08:46We're checking out of that.
08:47We're good.
08:47We're good.
