00:00Hold on a minute, old man! Where's that bastard Şakir?
00:02At the shop?
00:03No way!
00:04You said you kicked him out last time too, he left our house.
00:07You're hiding that scoundrel.
00:09Look, Fuat, my son...
00:11...There is only one way for both you and me to get rid of him.
00:14What is it?
00:15Print a shelter design on that blank piece of paper, and you'll get ten thousand lira from me.
00:18Ten thousand lira?
00:20Why put a fingerprint on the paper?
00:22It's become a real problem for me.
00:24If I write it down, I can easily fire him.
00:26Ten thousand lira is too little for a problem like this.
00:28Fifteen thousand, but I wouldn't pay a penny more.
00:31Let him just stay at home for free, okay?
00:32Okay, but I'll strangle that guy when I see him.
00:36Keep Calm.
00:37Pretend to be friends with him/her.
00:39Print it on paper, your money is ready.
00:41Give me a thousand lira.
00:43I suggested we have a drink with my friends.
00:45He took it out and gave it to me.
00:46Today you are with me.
00:48Go ahead and eat and drink.
00:49Damn, Şakir, you even managed to bring that scorpion-wearing Hajj pilgrim to his senses!
00:53Well done.
00:55This is Şakir, my friend.
00:56He looks like a cucumber, but he's actually a clever kid.
01:01If it weren't for me, the pilgrim would go bankrupt.
01:03Of course.
01:04I run the shop.
01:05Of course.
01:06It's obvious from the fact that you're selling your credit ledger by weight.
01:09Cheers!
01:10Let Şeref come too, let him drink as well.
01:13They won't come.
01:14Let's have a drink then.
01:16Damn it, God forbid!
01:18Oh, oh.
01:23Gardron Fuat is coming.
01:24What?
01:29Can I have a drink with you?
01:31You can't drink it.
01:32You can't drink because you'll go crazy when you do.
01:34Then we had a fight, you shameless bastard.
01:37I want to make peace with you now.
01:39So you gave up, huh?
01:41Besides all that, let me also check out "pes".
01:43Come on, bro.
01:44Well done, Shusko!
01:46Behave yourself next time, and don't get in my way, Ezerma.
01:49I won't wander around.
01:50Don't chase me away like you're chasing a dog whenever you see me, okay?
01:53I won't chase you.
01:54So, are we friends now?
01:57Yes, we will formalize our friendship with this document.
02:00My friends will witness it too.
02:02So, will we never fight then?
02:05We won't.
02:06You'll only need to press one fingerprint.
02:09With a strong finger, everything between us will be resolved.
02:12Is it ok?
02:13How is that even possible?
02:14If I interfere, we'll fight again.
02:17Move your finger.
02:19What if you get angry?
02:21No, I won't get angry.
02:22Look at me.
02:24Hey, chubby one, aren't you really going to get angry?
02:30I won't be angry, my dear brother.
02:32No, I mean, maybe you'll get angry.
02:34I won't get angry, sweetie.
02:36To the thumb.
02:37Then the sin is off my shoulders, my dear brother.
02:46Finger, huh?
02:47To me, huh?
02:48How dare you point the finger at me?
02:50Didn't you say horse?
02:51We fell apart.
02:53Even if you got a hundred thousand lira in bribes, I'd still tear you apart.
02:55Come on.
02:55Come here.
02:57Lies here.
02:59Come on.
03:11Come on.
03:12Come on.
03:13Come on.
03:17Come on.
03:21Come on.
03:41Peace be upon you!
03:42Wa alaikum assalam, why do you follow me?
03:50Why are you making those faces and eyebrows? Are you crazy?
03:53The real madman is coming from behind.
03:59Is he crazy?
04:00Don't let on!
04:03Asıpaşa is a monster; he's not looking everywhere.
04:05So I'll catch him right away.
04:07Stop!
04:07I'm getting promoted to police officer too, but I can't catch them.
04:09Don't scare them, don't scare them!
04:10Let him come closer; we'll smile at him and then catch him later.
04:13Okay, I'm ready.
04:14I'm ready too.
04:15Gülen?
04:16Smiling!
04:16Oh my dear!
04:18I'll laugh!
04:22Don't let on, it's coming!
04:23Laugh, laugh!
04:25That's exactly the kind of weather we're in!
04:28He's here!
04:30How are you, sir?
04:31That's great!
04:32How are the kids doing?
04:34How is your wife?
04:35How is your grandmother?
04:37What's your mother-in-law like?
04:39My mother-in-law is a good one!
04:42That hit him, bro!
04:43What a shot you took of that moment!
04:45You'll see now!
04:46Why are you hitting me?
04:47To me, aa! Tugat aaa!
04:48My accident is over!
04:48Bun bare cant polis
05:01The calm side piece is human going away!
05:02On middle school
05:02Merdan, who are you?
05:03Shāy-Shāh!
05:04I heard you, you bastard!
05:06Don't do it, fatty, don't do it.
05:08Don't do that!
05:10I'm suffocating.
05:12Oh no, that could be bad.
05:16Come to your senses, son.
05:18Get your hand off me!
05:21I've caught you!
05:24Ah, Uncle Bekçe.
05:25I caught the monster.
05:26Damn, I'm going to kill you right now.
05:28Ah.
05:29Look at me, look over my head.
05:30Look, if you're going to violate the law, I'll shove it down your throat.
05:32Hold on tight, Uncle Guard. Don't let go!
05:34Scoundrel.
05:38Get out.
05:40I'll print it out for you.
05:43Ah.
05:43So you're trying to escape by breaking the law, huh? I'll catch you right now.
05:47Come here, don't run away.
05:49Don't run away, go straight to me.
05:59Uncle Guard.
06:00Uncle Guard.
06:01Hold on tight to it.
06:02I'll go and check with the police. Okay?
06:05Don't worry.
06:10Now he's trying to disregard the law, huh? I'll show you.
06:13Don't run away, I'm shocked.
06:15Wait, I'll tell you.
06:17Don't distort the law.
06:18Escape.
06:24Be a fool in the name of the law.
06:28You can't escape the law, be honest.
06:30I'll catch up with the law, sooner or later.
06:32Aha, I've got you! The law has you cornered.
06:35Come on, surrender.
06:37When I say I'm going to catch someone, I'm going to disappear.
06:39You're surrounded on all sides, get out!
06:42I'll tell you to go outside.
06:46You're cornered, aren't you? May things get even worse for you, you damn bastard.
06:48Shush.
06:49Come out in the name of the law.
06:51Otherwise, I'll lock you up really badly.
06:55Uncle Guard.
06:56Hold on tight to it.
06:57Don't worry.
06:57This is the third time he's managed to circumvent the law.
06:59I'll show you now.
07:15What is that?
07:18Uncle Guard, hold on tight to this.
07:20I'll go get help from the police station.
07:22Is it ok?
07:22Oovv.
07:23Alşunay.
07:25Take this.
07:27I resign from my baby-playing duties in your presence.
07:30Do whatever you want.
07:32I'm leaving.
07:35I'm leaving too.
07:38Heh.
07:41What is this, look at the bear!
