00:00We are back playing against another grandma in the Ibiza Chess Festival and we go for the
00:05cloudy life because we believe this is the way to roll all the grandpas. He says the business,
00:11he takes a good boy center, he does not fear it and we know this is the way. Now he
00:15hops in the
00:16pony, no he's looking for some shenanigans but we push on our teeny pawns trying to hide behind
00:21the teddy bears. We know this is the way and this is the blitz shenanigans with 3 plus 2 so
00:27maybe we can just flag the grandpas. He's confused, it's moved to 3 and he has no idea how to
00:33deal
00:33with our teddy bears and he hops in. Can't be too shabby, we go for the juicer trade and ask
00:38him
00:39does he want to trade, let us hop in. He says no, he shall hide and mustard. We are just
00:44playing
00:45with the instant pace. He takes the center but again busted, we just do nothing. He's trying
00:51to hop in and all the opening advantage has fizzled out. Kinda crazy, how easy is it to
00:57mess up this absolutely garbage opening. Anyways, if he takes, we shall take it. If he takes,
01:04we are happy to take. This juicer is just sad. He will never ever be happy in life and you
01:09can see with the time management from the grandpas that he is not sure what to do. To push, block
01:15out the pawns, to take, to open in the D business, to do some development angle, pushing angle,
01:22what kind of mad angle. She just wants to go juicer back, trying to fight for some fatty
01:27on fatty action. Our development is a bit worse compared to the kitty but somehow he is chilling.
01:34He hops in trying to be active but Broke is lemon, we make some lemonade, we bring out the
01:38juicer going for some pin win action. The plan is to take down the pony and then maybe, maybe
01:44one day, this pony can sit here and be an absolute nightmare. Just top-notch businessman,
01:51gaining control of the important square. He wants to put the juicer back this way, trying
01:57to maintain protection, trying to offer some trade. We can just simply take down this juicer
02:02or let him take back with the rookie and then slowly hop in because by trading this juicer,
02:07he can't go there to cover that square. That's why this trade, that trade is important and
02:11then we have complete control of this business and this pony can support him in another manner
02:15and someday we can trade this for this and we just be a good pony versus bad juicer business.
02:22Anyways, for the first time we are thinking, we are down to 2 minutes 30 seconds. The grandpa
02:27is down to 1 minute 50 seconds. We are not sure how to make progress, to take or not to
02:33take.
02:33This kind of deep thing is not good. Yeah, we were having a very rough tournament. Even though
02:38we were playing top-class openings, somehow the chess was not chessing. We were losing to another world
02:44finish champion in the previous round or something and now we lost to another grandpa. Not another grandpa,
02:49we are playing another grandpa. So we found this move which is nice. Now we just need to be cool
02:55and just
02:55stop. Don't need to spend so much time on some simple idea. Like you spend over 60 seconds on the
03:01most
03:02common moves possible. Horrible time management. Yeah. It's one of those tournaments where you know you
03:10can roll every single kitty, but you just don't. You just end up fumbling. Hugo's Burak trying to kick
03:16the juicer, but he wanted you to take it anyways. So don't mind it. He wants to take with the
03:20fatty or the pawn.
03:21That is the question. Can even do some intermezzo to trade the queen and then take back. But letting
03:25us set poke here is questionable. So queen takes has to be the way. And our ponies is an absolute
03:31nightmare. Nobody can challenge him. Hugo Burak, we can go C to get control of the business. But we
03:36go here. Pony can go in, but whenever the pony goes, we can C and kick it. So his pony
03:41will never
03:41be as evil as ours. He goes C trying to activate the juicer to gain control of some of the
03:46dark squares.
03:47Nice idea. And now I'm just struggling to come up with a plan. I'm
03:51I know I'm better. I should fold him. We go Burak trying to offer the queen trade, but it does
03:56nothing. The position equal. He will never trade. He would like to trade this guy for this guy. And I
04:01don't want to do that. Maybe I should have taken the fatty just sat there and just be like big
04:06chilling. Done some fatty trade that with the king is a bit more safe, but we just went
04:12here, here, here. A bit of a ringer ringer roses business. Just doing nothing. Wasting tempo, tempy, and the most
04:20important time, time. The time on the tic-tac-to
04:23clock burning while we're figuring it out. Okay. Fatty is out. Maybe the rookie joins the party on the D
04:28business. He can push this pawn. Hop in here. But he might try to get it off this way. Even
04:35though it feels better.
04:37Fishy is saying the position is about equal, but our time advantage is 60 seconds. We can actually flag the
04:44grandpa. Bro does not even have the walking stick. But it is what it is. It is what it is.
04:50Okay.
04:50Down to 45 seconds. What move to play? Is the time to F it with the idea to take, take,
04:57open up the F file. Create some kind of counterplay. Trying to go for some kind of 7th heaven. Looks
05:02nice. He does not F it.
05:04He brings in the rookie looking for some cookie. He copies our homework. Now, queen here is an idea trying
05:09to poke it, but we go for the edge business. Oh, he goes for edge just to prevent any, I
05:14don't know, back rank businesses. Hop the pony if needed, but the pawn is there, so not really. Now we
05:20just need to go queen here, poke this pawn, that pawn, be cool. He might go there to kind of
05:26counter poke it. And then, yeah, the fatty is a bit stuck. Yeah, that's the problem. It's just equal.
05:33It is one of those very deceptive positions, which looks good, but you're not able to find up a plan.
05:39You end up burning too much time on the tick-tock clock and you kind of self-crumble. Okay, you
05:44find the fatty shenanigans to poke it. Juicer here makes sense. Poking the queen, asking us to just go barack.
05:50He goes for it. Apparently, the best move is to go there. Poke here, even though it's saved. I was
05:55considering the possibility to go there. Trade the queens with the idea to open the B file for some action.
06:01Yeah.
06:02A bit of a overcooking bias. Like Fishy says, a tick mark. Position is still equal after the takes takes
06:09business. And I don't know, the king just slides in. Black is chilling. We need to bring in the rookie.
06:15We need to go for the F business. We need to cook. We need to go C to kick away
06:18the juicer.
06:19We're down to 50 seconds. He's down to 25 seconds. We're still maintaining a solid time advantage, but the brain
06:25is on vacation. We found the F business. Somehow we're finding the moves, but we're just not finding it in
06:32the correct sense. And I feel like our tactical spider sense is not tingling.
06:37So if he does any tomato, we'll miss it. He goes F, it's a mustard. This is the way to
06:44get a solid advantage and finally beat up the grandpa with the bon cloud life. That is what we dreamed
06:51of. Can the dreams come true? We go for the C business. He goes tomato. Oh no, we didn't see
06:57it. Porn here was trapping the pony. We missed it out. We threw in the check.
07:00We thought open F file was the way. That was a golden opportunity to fold him like a burrito. And
07:06now it's just equal. Nobody's winning this. We really want to win. We don't want to draw. So we will
07:11not trade every single rookie and just take the draw. We go for the B file. He just saves on
07:16the pawn. Nothing is going on. It's just dead even. Our pawns are the double ones, but we have an
07:22insane pony shenanigans. So it's fine. That miss is going to cost. Okay, we go Barak. He takes it.
07:30We take it. He might go rook here trying to fight for the open file again. Oh, no. He goes
07:35juicer Barak to go save it. But now we can swing the rookie here. Get some cookie there. That looks
07:41kind of nice. So we go. We are poking the pawn. And he can't save it. We can sacrifice the
07:48rook. Bro can't take both. This check wins us the back. But apparently even this is just equal. He just
07:54goes back and we save the rookie and we lose this pawn. That pawn that we won is kind of
07:59pointless.
07:59Man, this is a sad day, man. Like we're playing good. We're finding the tactics. But somehow the position is
08:06just always equal. Sad coconuts. Oh, we fumbled. Now he's back into the game. Pony hopping shenanigans. We hop in.
08:13Fumbling the pawn. The time pressure got to us. We ain't finding the moves. And it's just bad. Oh, there's
08:19a pony sacrifice. We didn't see it. Tomato to our face. We lose the pawn. Yeah, our moves are just
08:24mustard, mustard, mustard, mustard, mustard. Nothing is making sense anymore.
08:29We're panicking. We actually poop our pants all over the board. And then the pawn dies. What are we even
08:37trying at this point?
08:40Just bad. Just horrible, horrible chessing business. Hoping for some dum-dum moving one. Like nobody falls for it. He
08:48can just take, take, take. Do whatever he wants. Push on the pawn.
08:52Let's just hop in. We can't even take here. It's protected. Like what? King here. Does nothing. Just push on
08:58the team pawn. We go Barak to save it. No. He just pushes on the pawn. And then he just
09:02puts the rookie here.
09:03Pokes the pony. Gets the fatty. Gets the glory. We try. We cry.
