00:00That is an engagement ring that I was going to give my girlfriend, Amy.
00:04What?
00:07You bought her a ring?
00:09No, no, no. This has been in my family for generations.
00:11Except for a short time when Comanches cut off my great-great-great-grandmother's finger and stole it.
00:18Sheldon, that's awful.
00:19No, the Texas Rangers tracked them down to their village and slaughtered every last one of them.
00:24It was a happy ending.
00:27Well, for my nine-fingered Nana.
00:30Okay, back to the ring. Does Amy even know about this?
00:33No, she broke up with me before I could broach the subject.
00:36Man, I'm sorry. That must have been devastating for you.
00:38No, not at all. No, I'm fine.
00:40You know, Amy had reservations about our relationship, so it all worked out for the best.
00:44I know, it's just...
00:44I said I'm fine!
00:48Allow me to make things entertaining again in this little Spockumentary.
00:57That was Leonard's joke.
