00:00Are you tired of working from home?
00:01Dreaming of better days?
00:03Hello, Sean?
00:04Yes, I'm here.
00:04Okay, yeah.
00:05And does the idea of working in an office drive you insane?
00:07I hate my life. I hate my life.
00:10Hi, Sean.
00:11Hey, Sarah.
00:12Can you get me that report by five?
00:13Yep, sure, no problem.
00:16Bitch.
00:17Then you need to become a flight attendant
00:19where you can travel the whole world
00:21and stay at all of our locations for up to 12 hours
00:25before working 18 the next day.
00:28As a flight attendant, you get to provide great customer service to our passengers.
00:30Hi there, how can I help you?
00:32Hi, I was wondering what the baggage claim number was.
00:34I just made an announcement about that. Are you serious?
00:36Oh, and if you're an on-call flight attendant, don't worry.
00:38We only call between the hours of 3 and 5 a.m.
00:42Hi, Sean. We have just added a pairing to your line.
00:45Feeling sick? No problem.
00:46All call-outs do result in points.
00:48Hello?
00:49Yeah, I can't come in. I'm sick.
00:51Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
00:52Do you think you could just come in for a while?
00:54I could go to hell for a while.
00:55Excuse me? Expect an email from your manager.
00:57Apply today.