00:00You are so lucky. You get to be a flight attendant that literally travels the world. It's quite exhilarating.
00:08We'll be sending you to Salt Lake City, Utah.
00:10F*** me. Why do you keep sending me there? My baby threw up all over me.
00:16The seatbelt sign is on. Please go back to your seat.
00:19Sir, it doesn't look like that bag is going to fit, but I can check it for you for free.
00:24Well, f*** you. Why would I listen to a flight stewardess?
00:27There are hours missing from my check. How am I supposed to survive off of $57.86 a month?
00:35I'm sorry. It'll be corrected next month.
00:37Oh, f***.
00:39You're a flight attendant?
00:40Yeah, I'm a flight attendant traveling the world for free on standby.
00:45You think I can hop on them benefits? You feel me?
00:50F***, you know what I'm saying?
00:52Yeah, I'll take the Big Mac. Large fries. 20-piece nugget.
00:57Thank you. Actually, could you double that for me?
01:00I personally just can't believe they're making you guys work on this holiday.
01:04Well, you bought a ticket, so you're a part of the problem.
01:07Ah! What? Hello? This is Sean.
01:11Hi, Sean. This is Angela with Crew Scheduling. We do have a trip for you today. Sorry for the short
01:15notice.
01:15And you're calling me one hour before report time?
01:18Yeah, I'm sorry. Report time is going to be 13.
01:19I'm not coming in.
01:19Okay, you're going to be receiving points.
01:21What the f***?
01:22Can I get a Coke?
01:23I'm, like, really thirsty. I didn't get a chance to get one in the airport, so is it all right
01:27if I just get one?
01:27Sir, we are still boarding. I haven't even had a chance to regret this day yet.
01:31Did you tell the captain to speed it up? I've got a 30-minute connection.
01:34Sir, we are in a metal tube going 500 miles an hour.
01:38Yes, and I understand, but our flight says that I still not...
01:40Maybe don't book a connection with such little time.
01:44How can I help you?
01:46Hi, my kids want to know if we're going to be flying over water at all.
01:48I'm just really curious about it.
01:50We're flying Phoenix to Denver. If we're flying over water, something is terribly wrong.
01:54Is there any way you could heat up my baby's milk?
01:56Ma'am, this is a regional jet, not a baby spa.
01:59I've got cold milk and water. Take your pick.
02:03Do you want any ice with that?
02:04Yes, a lot.
02:04Oh, okay, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to have to pause service until the turbulence passes, okay?
02:09Oh, excuse me, really quick, can I just...
02:11Wait, what about my ice?
02:12It's already in your hand.
02:13Can I please get my coffee before you go ahead and sit down?
02:15The plane is shaking and you want me to give you a hot beverage?
02:17Oh, my God, it's asthma. Oh, my God.
02:19Remember earlier when you said flight attendants don't do anything?
02:22Yeah, I'm going to need you to take that back.
02:26Anything to drink?
02:26Hi, yes.
02:27I'll take the...
02:32Hey, welcome.
02:32Thank you for choosing McFarlane Airline.
02:34Do you have a trash can?
02:36Two hours in the terminal and somehow you managed to...
02:39Hold on to your trash the whole time, mother...
02:42Excuse me.
02:44Excuse me.
02:46Sir, this isn't a strip club, but if you touch me again, I'm going to need you to make it
02:50rain.
02:52After a four-hour delay, we can finally get this trip out of the way.
02:55Yeah, I know, right?
02:56Oh, and there are no crew meals, by the way.
02:58And my layover was amazing, by the way.
02:59Let me tell you, so much happened.
03:01And it was crazy.
03:01Have you been to New Jersey before?
03:03Because...
03:03Sir, that mini bottle of Jack Daniels is going to be $10.
03:06Okay, but on my last flight, the flight attendant gave it to me for free.
03:09Oh!
03:12One second, let me just...
03:13Yeah, just as I suspected.
03:15She's not on this flight.
03:16So is that going to be cash or Apple Pay?
03:18I don't care if we just started boarding.
03:21I am an elite member of this airline, and if I ask for a f***ing Diet Pepsi, I expect to
03:28get my f***ing Diet Pepsi.
03:31Okay.
03:32Ridiculous.
03:35He wants a Diet Pepsi?
03:36I'll get him a Diet Pepsi.
03:38Extra bubbles.
03:45Hi, yes, this is my princess.
03:48And what is her name?
03:51Fifi.
03:52Hi, Fifi.
03:53Just make sure Fifi stays in her carrier for the duration of the flight.
03:57Yeah, I'm not doing that.
03:59Okay.
04:00No, Fifi.
04:01Bad.
04:01We gotta sit still.
04:02There's turbulence.
04:03No, Fifi.
04:05Fifi!
04:06Always be kind to your flight attendants.
04:08Because you really never know what we go through on a daily basis.
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