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My Last Wish Was Him
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00:00:05wait my hair looks fucked up hey can you get all of us uh sure just so you know i
00:00:11don't work
00:00:11here oh could you still take it cute of course what the fuck
00:00:30why are you so fucking heavy
00:00:37come on
00:00:48oh motherfucker ow that was undignified
00:00:55what the fuck are you first of all rude oh you opened my bottle is that bad depends how stupid
00:01:07are you excuse me because you get three wishes you think i'm fake i think i inhaled something weird
00:01:17fine holy shit this is real obviously why'd you change it back because watching you suffer is
00:01:26funny no fucking way stop you're smiling i'm terrified
00:01:33finally is that thing going to hold you watch your mouth
00:01:39wait did i just use wishes no listen carefully because i hate repeating myself three wishes
00:01:46exactly three my tricks are my magic your wishes are your wishes what's the difference you have
00:01:53to say the words i wish when you say that and mean it one is gone three one two three
00:02:03then zero can i wish for more wishes no four wishes no a second genie no no loopholes no refunds
00:02:11no i
00:02:12didn't mean it no bullshit you've dealt with idiots before for centuries what if i wish for something
00:02:17permanent depends what it is things i finish stay finished
00:02:24oh no what that face what face the face people make before they ruin their lives
00:02:29can you change how someone looks yes anything almost anything think before you say it i have
00:02:37thought about this my whole life i know my first wish oh my god oh my god
00:02:47i'm beautiful you were beautiful look at me i wish i looked like girls like that you said it yes
00:02:56last chance do it
00:03:01bobo too late now
00:03:13did it work oh
00:03:16oh my god oh my god oh my god
00:03:20i'm beautiful
00:03:22you were beautiful look at me i am
00:03:26cute hair
00:03:31why are you looking at me like that like what like i did something wrong you used a wish
00:03:37that's all i finally look like someone people notice i noticed you yesterday
00:03:43mara sorry have you seen my daughter mom
00:03:50mara
00:03:50mara
00:03:51mom wait what happened to you
00:03:53i changed some things
00:03:56what did he do
00:03:58i asked him
00:03:59you asked for this
00:04:01you didn't want our face
00:04:03mom
00:04:07who is she
00:04:08your daughter
00:04:09your daughter
00:04:11mara
00:04:12dad
00:04:12what the hell did you do
00:04:15i made one wish
00:04:16one wish for what
00:04:18to stop looking like us
00:04:19that is not what i said
00:04:21then what did you say
00:04:23i wanted to look like the girls from the resort
00:04:26girls who don't look like me
00:04:29mom
00:04:29please
00:04:30girls who don't look like you used to
00:04:32were you ashamed
00:04:33no
00:04:34then why erase it
00:04:35because nobody fucking sees me
00:04:37those girls walk onto the beach and everyone looks
00:04:40they smile and doors open
00:04:42i walk past and i'm invisible
00:04:44you were never invisible to us
00:04:48that's not the same
00:04:50it should have been enough somewhere
00:04:54she made the wish
00:04:56and you granted it
00:04:57that is literally my job
00:04:59don't be smart with me
00:05:01i warned her
00:05:03bobo
00:05:03i did
00:05:06you helped my daughter hate herself
00:05:08i did not put that hate there
00:05:10get out
00:05:11gladly
00:05:11don't talk to him like that
00:05:13you're defending him
00:05:14he didn't force me
00:05:16that makes this worse
00:05:17i need you both out
00:05:19mom
00:05:21please
00:05:24right this way
00:05:25me
00:05:25of course
00:05:28damn
00:05:29who's that
00:05:30on the house
00:05:31why
00:05:32do i need a reason
00:05:34hey would you jump into a quick shot
00:05:36me
00:05:36yes you
00:05:41subtle
00:05:43what are you doing up there
00:05:45judging you from a safe distance
00:05:46safe
00:05:47shut up
00:05:50you visiting
00:05:51yeah
00:05:52bullshit
00:05:53did that tree just talk
00:05:55no
00:05:55yes
00:05:57jesus christ
00:05:58wrong mythical being
00:05:59boo boo
00:06:00go eat somewhere else
00:06:01i am eating somewhere else
00:06:03your friend's funny
00:06:06i'm not her friend
00:06:08i'm currently evaluating
00:06:11i'm logan
00:06:12mara
00:06:15i've never seen you here before
00:06:17maybe you weren't looking
00:06:19i'm looking now
00:06:21we're going out later
00:06:22music
00:06:22drinks
00:06:23sunset
00:06:24you should come
00:06:25are you asking me on a date
00:06:27if you want it to be
00:06:28oh for fuck's sake
00:06:31yes
00:06:32seven
00:06:35what
00:06:36you're jealous
00:06:38i would rather marry a coconut
00:06:40you're jealous
00:06:47what the fuck
00:06:48breathe
00:06:49you can swim
00:06:51i am offended by the question
00:06:55this is insane
00:06:57correct
00:07:00okay
00:07:00that's actually beautiful
00:07:02actually
00:07:05look
00:07:08afraid logan will get jealous
00:07:10logan is not here
00:07:11exactly why i'm enjoying this
00:07:19no fucking way
00:07:20way
00:07:21can logan do this
00:07:22no
00:07:23can logan breathe underwater
00:07:24no
00:07:25can logan summon jellyfish
00:07:27probably not
00:07:28then why are we wasting time
00:07:30because he doesn't need magic to be hot
00:07:33i am magnificent
00:07:34you're enormous
00:07:36same thing
00:07:37you look amazing
00:07:38thank you
00:07:39i've been wondering where you came from
00:07:42around
00:07:43very mysterious
00:07:46dry
00:07:46what the fuck
00:07:48your fish
00:07:50dry
00:07:51bobo
00:07:51what
00:07:52leave
00:07:52you wanted him
00:07:54i'm studying him
00:07:55is he your uncle
00:07:56say that again
00:07:57and i'll turn your hair into seaweed
00:07:59you cannot threaten my date
00:08:02i just did
00:08:05why can't you let me enjoy one fucking thing
00:08:08because it's fake
00:08:09what is
00:08:10this
00:08:11him
00:08:11the way he's looking at you
00:08:13you don't know him
00:08:14i know he saw you yesterday
00:08:16he didn't look at you then
00:08:19you are acting like the girl we raised is dead
00:08:22maybe i didn't like being her
00:08:26post it
00:08:27now
00:08:28why not
00:08:30perfect
00:08:33what
00:08:38mom
00:08:41where's the picture
00:08:42i put it away
00:08:43why
00:08:44you have your new life
00:08:46it was just a caption
00:08:47was it
00:08:51you lied to that boy too
00:08:52what are you talking about
00:08:53does he know who you are
00:08:55i am who i am
00:08:56then why are you pretending you came from somewhere else
00:09:00can everybody stop treating me like i committed a crime
00:09:03you are acting like the girl we raised is dead
00:09:06maybe i didn't like being her
00:09:09i know
00:09:11that's the problem
00:09:14mom
00:09:15give her space
00:09:18mara
00:09:19not now
00:09:22that's it
00:09:23what
00:09:24that thing
00:09:25the bottle
00:09:27don't
00:09:28you live in that
00:09:30sometimes
00:09:31and if it's gone
00:09:33do not touch it
00:09:35dad
00:09:37maybe we should see what happens without you
00:09:40put
00:09:41it
00:09:42down
00:09:45put it down
00:09:46or what
00:09:48dad
00:09:49stop
00:09:49this thing helped you erase yourself
00:09:52she made the wish
00:09:54and you granted it
00:09:56i warned her
00:09:57not enough
00:09:58david
00:09:58no
00:10:00we had our daughter yesterday
00:10:03i'm still your daughter
00:10:04then why do i feel like i lost you
00:10:07you smashed that bottle you don't know what happens
00:10:09good
00:10:10dad
00:10:11please
00:10:16bobos
00:10:16oh shit
00:10:18what's happening
00:10:19bottle broke
00:10:20no
00:10:21that is
00:10:23not ideal
00:10:26bobos
00:10:26what the fuck did you do
00:10:29i
00:10:30what did you do
00:10:31mara
00:10:32he's gone
00:10:35maybe that's for the best
00:10:37you don't get to decide that
00:10:44come sleep
00:10:45no
00:10:46mara
00:10:48please
00:10:51what the hell was that
00:10:55i hate this family
00:10:57bobos
00:11:00unfortunately
00:11:01now i'm stuck out here
00:11:03are you okay
00:11:05currently
00:11:06yes
00:11:07spiritually
00:11:08no
00:11:09why are you back
00:11:10because i can't get back into the bottle
00:11:12so leave
00:11:13where
00:11:14anywhere
00:11:15wonderful hospitality
00:11:17what does
00:11:18stuck mean
00:11:20motherfucker
00:11:21it means
00:11:22i'm physical now
00:11:24no retreating safely into the bottle
00:11:26but you still have magic
00:11:27yes
00:11:30then you're fine
00:11:31for now
00:11:32what does that mean
00:11:33it means
00:11:34i need breakfast
00:11:36bobos
00:11:37later
00:11:40that was supposed to feed four people
00:11:42it is feeding four people
00:11:44eventually
00:11:45he is not sleeping inside
00:11:47i wasn't asking
00:11:50too small
00:11:51it's the biggest one we own
00:11:52tragic
00:11:54rude
00:11:55good night
00:11:57are you really okay
00:11:58you worry too much
00:12:00you disappeared
00:12:01i came back
00:12:03that's not an answer
00:12:04i'm here
00:12:05for tonight
00:12:06that's enough
00:12:07mara
00:12:09what the fuck is he doing here
00:12:11living
00:12:12on your porch
00:12:13jealous
00:12:14logan
00:12:15logan
00:12:15ignore him
00:12:15everyone tries
00:12:17nobody succeeds
00:12:18there's a boat party tomorrow
00:12:20come with me
00:12:21go
00:12:22really
00:12:23absolutely
00:12:23i'll hate every second
00:12:25i'll come
00:12:28this boat
00:12:29is scriminary
00:12:33you look insane
00:12:34good insane
00:12:36very good insane
00:12:40hand off the waist
00:12:42asshole
00:12:42oh shit
00:12:44you remember that local girl
00:12:45who always worked down here
00:12:47which one
00:12:48dark hair
00:12:48always carrying shit around
00:12:50oh her
00:12:51yeah
00:12:52she was cute
00:12:53not my type
00:12:56you okay
00:12:57yeah
00:12:58just hot
00:13:04need rescuing
00:13:05go away
00:13:07that sounded sad
00:13:09you heard him
00:13:10unfortunately
00:13:11i hear everything
00:13:13what the fuck
00:13:14relax
00:13:16you're going to sink the boat
00:13:17then everyone learns humility
00:13:22why
00:13:22you looked cold
00:13:24i said i was hot
00:13:25you looked emotionally cold
00:13:27better
00:13:30why is this guy always around you
00:13:32because i'm charming
00:13:33i wasn't asking you
00:13:35logan
00:13:35seriously
00:13:36who is he
00:13:37someone who knew her before you did
00:13:41before i did
00:13:42i thought you just got here
00:13:44mara
00:13:45what does he mean
00:13:47who the hell are you
00:13:50he said he knew you before i did
00:13:52because he did
00:13:53how
00:13:54excuse us
00:13:55what the fuck are you doing
00:13:59giving you an opportunity to stop lying
00:14:02i'm not ready
00:14:03ready for what
00:14:04for him to know
00:14:07he likes your face
00:14:08you're terrified
00:14:09he won't like the person underneath it
00:14:11shut up
00:14:12that's not a denial
00:14:13please
00:14:15just don't tell him
00:14:18fine
00:14:19your lie
00:14:20your mess
00:14:23well
00:14:25bobo
00:14:25bobo
00:14:25bobo knew me
00:14:25from another island
00:14:27before i came here
00:14:28you said you were visiting
00:14:30i move around
00:14:31that's a pretty big detail to forget
00:14:33she forgets lots of things lately
00:14:36bobo
00:14:37why does he care so much
00:14:38because he's annoying
00:14:39true
00:14:41enjoy your date
00:14:42where are you going
00:14:43somewhere nobody asked me to help them lie
00:14:47bobo
00:14:48don't
00:14:49what the fuck
00:14:53forget him
00:14:54look at me
00:15:02what
00:15:03i
00:15:05are you seriously thinking about him right now
00:15:15what happened
00:15:16nothing
00:15:17you keep saying that
00:15:19because nothing happened
00:15:21you pulled away twice in 12 hours
00:15:23can you not count my kisses
00:15:24i'm counting the ones you stopped
00:15:30morning
00:15:31what the fuck are you doing
00:15:34floating
00:15:35on what
00:15:35me
00:15:37were you following us
00:15:38no
00:15:38i was following breakfast
00:15:40mara
00:15:41you look ridiculous
00:15:43and yet you came over here
00:15:52yeah you little shit
00:15:53you almost rolled over
00:15:55that was tactical
00:15:57war
00:15:57war
00:16:00mother fucker
00:16:03you seem happy
00:16:07jesus christ
00:16:12holy shit
00:16:13thank you
00:16:14that wasn't a compliment
00:16:15i accepted it as one
00:16:16bobo
00:16:17relax
00:16:17i was invited
00:16:18by who
00:16:19the buffet
00:16:20you planning to leave anything for everyone else
00:16:22no
00:16:24does magic burn calories
00:16:26apparently not enough
00:16:28honestly i respect the confidence
00:16:30thank you
00:16:31walking around looking like that
00:16:33i'd hide
00:16:37what the fuck
00:16:38relax
00:16:39he jokes about himself all day
00:16:40i joke about myself
00:16:42you're just being an asshole
00:16:43come on
00:16:44he's a giant magical circus act
00:16:46enough
00:16:47what
00:16:47you're embarrassed by him half the time
00:16:49i said enough
00:16:50if he jumps in the pool we're losing half the water
00:16:56come on
00:16:56mara
00:16:57we're leaving
00:16:58you're leaving because of him
00:17:01i'm leaving because you're being a dick
00:17:02mara
00:17:03enjoy your buffet
00:17:06you didn't have to do that
00:17:07yes i did
00:17:08i can defend myself
00:17:10i know
00:17:12then why are you still holding my hand
00:17:13i
00:17:15you can let go
00:17:21this is your shortcut
00:17:22weather changes
00:17:26shit
00:17:27don't fall on me
00:17:29there
00:17:29be careful
00:17:35this building is fatophobic
00:17:37mine
00:17:38absolutely not
00:17:39move
00:17:40no
00:17:41was that supposed to do something
00:17:42move your giant ass
00:17:44ask politely
00:17:45move your giant ass please
00:17:47no
00:17:48what the fuck
00:17:52you're stuck
00:17:53get this shit off me
00:17:57hello
00:17:58hi
00:17:59you're very close
00:18:01you're taking up the whole floor
00:18:02not my fault you landed there
00:18:05careful
00:18:05why
00:18:06you might accidentally like me
00:18:08you wish
00:18:09wrong person
00:18:10you have the wishes
00:18:14mother fucker
00:18:15nothing was happening
00:18:16obviously
00:18:21you snore
00:18:22i do not
00:18:24where were you
00:18:25the storm trapped us
00:18:27together
00:18:27there were no other volunteers
00:18:29i wasn't talking to you
00:18:30mara
00:18:31are you okay
00:18:33yes
00:18:34you stayed out all night with him
00:18:35in a fishing hut
00:18:36oh jesus christ
00:18:38nothing happened
00:18:39almost
00:18:40shut up
00:18:40almost what
00:18:41nothing
00:18:43this ends now
00:18:44what ends
00:18:45you
00:18:46living here
00:18:47following her
00:18:48being around my family
00:18:49dad
00:18:49no
00:18:49he's brought nothing but chaos
00:18:51understood
00:18:52what
00:18:52he wants me gone
00:18:54you don't have to listen
00:18:55yes he does
00:18:56it's his home
00:18:57bobo
00:19:00you already packed
00:19:01i always have emergency snacks
00:19:03maybe this is better
00:19:04better for who
00:19:05for everyone
00:19:09let him go
00:19:10why
00:19:11because this family is already breaking
00:19:15mara
00:19:15bobo
00:19:17you're not leaving the island
00:19:19then where the hell am i supposed to live
00:19:25surprise
00:19:26no
00:19:27absolutely the fuck not
00:19:30it's free
00:19:31so is drowning
00:19:35turn sideways
00:19:37i am sideways
00:19:38stop touching my ass
00:19:41then move
00:19:46finally
00:19:49mother fucker
00:19:52you think this is funny
00:19:54very
00:19:57don't
00:19:58i hate furniture
00:20:02and floors
00:20:03maybe stop throwing yourself at everything
00:20:06maybe everything should be stronger
00:20:11okay
00:20:11that's cool
00:20:13i know
00:20:14no more beds
00:20:17too many
00:20:18you literally glow
00:20:19that is tasteful
00:20:23i had it
00:20:24you were falling
00:20:25you always grab people like that
00:20:27only the annoying ones
00:20:28thanks
00:20:31it's still tiny
00:20:32but
00:20:33less terrible
00:20:34you're welcome
00:20:35why did you do all this
00:20:37because you're my friend
00:20:39right
00:20:39friend
00:20:41mara
00:20:43am i interrupting something
00:20:47peace offering
00:20:48for what
00:20:49being an asshole
00:20:51specificity would help
00:20:52did i ask you
00:20:53no
00:20:54still helping
00:20:55come out with me
00:20:57just us
00:21:00go
00:21:00you're sure
00:21:02i'm not your father
00:21:03thankfully
00:21:05better
00:21:06much
00:21:07no giant genie
00:21:09don't start
00:21:13what the fuck
00:21:15is that him
00:21:16no
00:21:17yes
00:21:18bobo
00:21:20who
00:21:20i can see you
00:21:22wrong genie
00:21:23are you stalking us
00:21:25strong word
00:21:26you promise
00:21:27i promise nothing
00:21:28get lost
00:21:29you first
00:21:30she's on a date with me
00:21:31congratulations
00:21:32you have successively
00:21:34identified the problem
00:21:35both of you
00:21:36shut the fuck up
00:21:39oh
00:21:39hello
00:21:40are you doing that
00:21:42maybe
00:21:44shit
00:21:45you think that's funny
00:21:47a little
00:21:49okay very
00:21:51mara
00:21:52are you in love with him
00:21:55of course not
00:21:58of course not
00:22:00bobo
00:22:01no problem
00:22:02good
00:22:05adorable
00:22:09what now
00:22:10nothing
00:22:11you keep saying nothing
00:22:12while staring at him
00:22:13can we go back
00:22:16bobo
00:22:19there you are
00:22:20tragic
00:22:20about earlier
00:22:22nothing happened
00:22:23you answered a question
00:22:24you looked upset
00:22:25my face is naturally
00:22:27tragic
00:22:27are you jealous
00:22:30of logan
00:22:31please
00:22:32genies do not
00:22:33get jealous
00:22:33sure
00:22:34hi
00:22:34you're the genie
00:22:35right
00:22:36depends
00:22:36are you impressed
00:22:38very
00:22:39you want a drink
00:22:41absolutely
00:22:41you were just miserable
00:22:43i recovered
00:22:44you're huge
00:22:45finally
00:22:46someone with taste
00:22:47he eats constantly
00:22:49cute
00:22:50why are you still here
00:22:52mara
00:22:52i'm leaving
00:22:56interesting
00:22:57what
00:22:58nothing
00:23:00genies may not
00:23:01get jealous
00:23:02apparently you do
00:23:06you're shaking
00:23:07i'm not
00:23:08you are
00:23:10holy shit
00:23:12it's called rhythm
00:23:13it's called an earthquake
00:23:14don't
00:23:15don't what
00:23:16look at him like that
00:23:18like what
00:23:19exactly
00:23:20yeah
00:23:20nobody panic
00:23:22dance with me
00:23:23in a minute
00:23:28mara
00:23:28come here
00:23:29oh
00:23:30hey
00:23:32borrowing him
00:23:34you grabbed me pretty hard
00:23:35she was annoying
00:23:36she barely spoke to you
00:23:38i can tell
00:23:39tell what
00:23:39that she's annoying
00:23:41did the kiss bother you
00:23:42no
00:23:43did the dancing
00:23:44no
00:23:44my incredible body
00:23:46definitely no
00:23:47cruel
00:23:48then why did you drag me away
00:23:50because
00:23:51because
00:23:54you're shaking
00:23:55i'm not
00:23:56you are
00:23:59storm warning
00:24:00everybody off the beach
00:24:02my dad
00:24:03what
00:24:03he went out to check the fishing traps
00:24:05he's still out there
00:24:08mara
00:24:08help me
00:24:09you are not going out there
00:24:12my dad is out there
00:24:14are you insane
00:24:15look at the ocean
00:24:16then come help me
00:24:19mara
00:24:19we'll call someone
00:24:20there's no time
00:24:21i'm coming
00:24:24fine
00:24:25stay here
00:24:32left
00:24:33i know
00:24:34your left or my left
00:24:35there's only one fucking left
00:24:37look
00:24:38can't you stop the storm
00:24:39not without killing half the island
00:24:41then don't
00:24:44there
00:24:45mara
00:24:46dad
00:24:46hold on
00:24:50holy shit
00:24:51get him
00:24:52get him
00:24:53what are you doing here
00:24:54saving your ass
00:24:55dad
00:25:00bobo
00:25:01get your father
00:25:05bobo
00:25:10you still have
00:25:12two wishes
00:25:16two wishes
00:25:18no
00:25:20don't
00:25:22waste
00:25:22i wish
00:25:23bobo
00:25:24would live
00:25:25oh shit
00:25:26oh shit
00:25:32hold on
00:25:33hold on
00:25:39you scared the shit out of me
00:25:41ow
00:25:42you fucking sank
00:25:43i noticed
00:25:45you did it
00:25:46did what
00:25:48you used another wish
00:25:51you were dying
00:25:52that is not the point
00:25:54it is exactly the point
00:25:56mother
00:25:57bobo
00:25:58you just used your second wish
00:25:59on me
00:26:02you saved me
00:26:03yes
00:26:05why
00:26:05because your daughter
00:26:06would never shut up
00:26:07if i let you drown
00:26:09that was a joke
00:26:11mostly
00:26:11he almost died
00:26:13doing it
00:26:15thank you
00:26:16what
00:26:17i said thank you
00:26:19i heard you
00:26:20i'm just enjoying it
00:26:21don't ruin it
00:26:23too late
00:26:24you stupid man
00:26:25i'm fine
00:26:26you were floating on half a canoe
00:26:28technically less than half
00:26:30one
00:26:31that is all you have left
00:26:33i know
00:26:34one wish
00:26:36mom
00:26:36you used one to change your face
00:26:37you used one tonight
00:26:39now there is one
00:26:42i saved him
00:26:45i know
00:26:46and she will not save me again
00:26:48excuse me
00:26:50you heard me
00:26:51the last wish
00:26:52is yours
00:26:53they were all mine
00:26:55exactly
00:26:55so stop throwing them at me
00:26:58you were dead
00:26:59almost dead
00:27:00that is not better
00:27:02you could have wished for anything
00:27:04i wanted you
00:27:05alive
00:27:06what happens when that last wish is gone
00:27:08nothing
00:27:09no wishes
00:27:11ever
00:27:12no tricks
00:27:13no loopholes
00:27:15no fourth wish
00:27:17i understand
00:27:18good
00:27:19then promise me
00:27:21promise what
00:27:22you never use that last wish on me
00:27:25mara
00:27:26i'm not promising that
00:27:30pull
00:27:31i am pulling
00:27:32harder
00:27:32you smashed my house
00:27:34and now i'm doing manual labor for you
00:27:36you ate six breakfasts
00:27:37five and a snack
00:27:40mara
00:27:42logan
00:27:43you're okay
00:27:45where were you
00:27:47what do you mean
00:27:49last night
00:27:50when my dad was drowning
00:27:53there was a hurricane over the fucking ocean
00:27:55storm
00:27:57whatever
00:27:59i asked you to come
00:28:00and i'm not suicidal
00:28:03david
00:28:04stop moving
00:28:06stop moving
00:28:06i'm being attacked
00:28:08bobbo came
00:28:09bobbo is magical
00:28:11so
00:28:12so he wasn't risking what i was risking
00:28:14he nearly died
00:28:16and somehow he's standing right there
00:28:18he loves playing hero
00:28:19you're seriously mad at me for not dying with you
00:28:22i'm mad because you didn't even try
00:28:24i can hear you motherfucker
00:28:26bobbo
00:28:29sorry
00:28:30i can hear you sir
00:28:33i came this morning
00:28:36wow
00:28:38flowers
00:28:39mara
00:28:42what the fuck
00:28:45there
00:28:46now they're doing more than you did
00:28:47fine
00:28:49you want honesty
00:28:52where did you get that
00:28:53i know who you are
00:28:57this is you
00:28:58give me that
00:28:59answer me first
00:29:00yes
00:29:01it's me
00:29:03what the fuck
00:29:05i can explain
00:29:06please do
00:29:07because this is insane
00:29:10bobbo gave me three wishes
00:29:11i know that part
00:29:13my first wish was
00:29:16was what
00:29:17to look different
00:29:19different
00:29:20like this
00:29:21like the girls at the resort
00:29:23why
00:29:24because nobody noticed me before
00:29:26that's bullshit
00:29:27you didn't
00:29:29you walked past me
00:29:31constantly
00:29:31i don't remember
00:29:33i carried chairs past you
00:29:34served drinks
00:29:36near you
00:29:36took pictures for your friends
00:29:38you never looked at me once
00:29:41so you changed your whole face
00:29:42yes
00:29:43for guys like me
00:29:44maybe
00:29:46tell me something
00:29:47what
00:29:47if i still looked like her
00:29:49would you have asked me out
00:29:52say it
00:29:52mara
00:29:53say it
00:29:54no
00:29:54but you don't look like that now
00:29:58no fucking way
00:30:00is the genie thing
00:30:01actually real
00:30:02leave me alone
00:30:03can i get a before and after
00:30:05what
00:30:05just stand next to the picture
00:30:07it'll blow up
00:30:09fuck off
00:30:13mara wait
00:30:14did you show them
00:30:16i showed one person
00:30:17you showed one person
00:30:22so the genie made you hot
00:30:24say that again
00:30:26say that again
00:30:27go on
00:30:27relax
00:30:27i'm relaxed
00:30:28that's the scary part
00:30:31mara
00:30:33shit
00:30:48they're all laughing at me
00:30:50let them
00:30:52easy for you to say
00:30:53you don't care what anyone thinks
00:30:55that is completely untrue
00:30:58this girl deserved better too
00:31:03why aren't you saying i told you so
00:31:05because you're already hurting
00:31:15wait
00:31:15that meant nothing
00:31:17obviously
00:31:18nothing
00:31:19sure
00:31:20i was emotional
00:31:21very emotional
00:31:22stop
00:31:23looking at me like that
00:31:24like what
00:31:25like i kissed you
00:31:26you did
00:31:27shut up
00:31:28violence after intimacy
00:31:30charming
00:31:31forget it happened
00:31:32already forgotten
00:31:33what happened
00:31:39shit
00:31:40nothing
00:31:43don't you fucking dare
00:31:50what the fuck
00:31:51hi
00:31:52you swam here
00:31:53yes
00:31:53at midnight
00:31:54yes
00:31:55why
00:31:55i need to check something
00:31:57oh no
00:32:02still checking
00:32:03shut up
00:32:05very scientific
00:32:07careful
00:32:08why
00:32:09furniture
00:32:13you broke it again
00:32:15you pushed me
00:32:16this island has terrible craftsmanship
00:32:18you weigh as much as the island
00:32:20cruel
00:32:28you okay
00:32:30yeah
00:32:32logan never makes me laugh like this
00:32:35that seems like information you should tell logan
00:32:37don't
00:32:38don't what
00:32:39make this serious
00:32:40it became serious when you swam across a lagoon to kiss me
00:32:44i don't know what i'm doing
00:32:46that i believe
00:32:47i wanted logan for so long
00:32:49you wanted what logan represented
00:32:51same thing
00:32:52no
00:32:52so why are you still with him
00:32:54i don't know
00:32:54figure it out
00:32:57omara
00:32:59you kissed him
00:33:02mom
00:33:02you kissed
00:33:04bobo
00:33:04can we not do this here
00:33:08apparently we do everything publicly now
00:33:10it's not what you think
00:33:11i saw you lying on top of him
00:33:12the bed broke
00:33:13that does not help
00:33:14nothing happened
00:33:16you kissed him
00:33:19yes
00:33:20the genie who helped you change your face
00:33:23the genie we begged you to stay away from
00:33:26he didn't make me do anything
00:33:27that is not what scares me
00:33:29then what does
00:33:30you don't know whether you love him
00:33:33or need him
00:33:34he sees me
00:33:35which you
00:33:38the daughter i raised
00:33:40or this girl you wished yourself into
00:33:44both
00:33:44then answer me
00:33:46if he had refused your first wish
00:33:49would you have hated him
00:33:54bobo
00:33:54i'm fine
00:33:56where are you going
00:33:58away
00:34:00that's not fair
00:34:02neither was wishing away the face i gave you
00:34:05i didn't do it to hurt you
00:34:07but you did
00:34:09bobo
00:34:10let him think
00:34:11what did you say to him
00:34:14nothing he didn't hear himself
00:34:16that was harsh
00:34:17so was watching my daughter erase herself
00:34:23you heard my mother
00:34:25hard not to
00:34:26she doesn't understand
00:34:27maybe she understands more than you think
00:34:30what the fuck does that mean
00:34:31it means i'm done pretending this is simple
00:34:36fine
00:34:37then i'll make it simple
00:34:39i want you
00:34:42no
00:34:42what
00:34:43you kiss me back
00:34:45yes
00:34:46twice
00:34:47also yes
00:34:49then what the hell is this
00:34:51me saying no
00:34:54why
00:34:55because i refuse to become another wish
00:34:58you're not a wish
00:34:59really
00:35:01logan was a fantasy
00:35:02that face is a fantasy
00:35:04now i'm next
00:35:06that's bullshit
00:35:07is it
00:35:09you said you like the old me
00:35:11i did
00:35:12then what's the problem
00:35:13you still don't
00:35:17you want me to love the girl you were
00:35:20but you still refuse to love her yourself
00:35:22fuck you
00:35:23maybe later
00:35:25not funny
00:35:26i know
00:35:27so that's it
00:35:29for now
00:35:30bobo
00:35:31figure out what you actually want
00:35:39bobo
00:35:40mom
00:35:41is that party invitation still open
00:35:44always
00:35:47holy shit
00:35:49too much
00:35:50not enough
00:35:51back where you belong
00:35:54where's that
00:35:55with me
00:35:57everybody
00:35:59she gave me another chance
00:36:01kiss her
00:36:03kiss
00:36:03kiss
00:36:04kiss
00:36:04kiss
00:36:07good choice
00:36:09genius
00:36:12oh great
00:36:13move
00:36:14there's an entire ocean
00:36:16move
00:36:16you are making a dangerous situation work
00:36:20you love her
00:36:22absolutely not
00:36:23you're staring at her
00:36:24i have eyes
00:36:25you followed her dates
00:36:27security
00:36:27you nearly died for me because she asked you to help
00:36:31bad judgment
00:36:31you love my daughter
00:36:33why do you care
00:36:34because i spent weeks thinking you were ruining her
00:36:37now i think you might be the only man who sees her
00:36:40that doesn't mean she sees me
00:36:42not what i ask
00:36:43fine
00:36:45yes
00:36:46i love her
00:36:49i love her
00:36:50you love me
00:36:53you love me
00:36:57i'm going home
00:36:58coward
00:37:00good luck
00:37:03bob
00:37:04bob
00:37:04bob
00:37:04hi
00:37:04i can explain
00:37:05you literally said it
00:37:07that does make explaining harder
00:37:08why didn't you tell me
00:37:10because you were busy choosing someone else
00:37:12and now
00:37:13now you're still confused
00:37:14you don't know that
00:37:16you came here wearing his dress
00:37:20laura
00:37:22go
00:37:24you keep saying that
00:37:25because you keep coming back
00:37:26and that doesn't mean anything to you
00:37:28it means too much
00:37:30what the hell is going on
00:37:32nothing
00:37:33come back inside
00:37:36forget him
00:37:38you really hate him
00:37:39he's obsessed with you
00:37:40maybe he has a reason
00:37:41what does that mean
00:37:42nothing
00:37:43then stop talking about him
00:37:50again
00:37:51i need air
00:37:53we are literally outside
00:37:59you're thinking about him
00:38:01um
00:38:01logan
00:38:02no
00:38:02say it
00:38:04you're choosing him over me
00:38:15let go of me
00:38:17not until you listen
00:38:20then talk
00:38:21what the hell are you doing
00:38:25i don't know
00:38:27that's obvious
00:38:27you have me
00:38:29and you're staring at that freak
00:38:30like he hung the moon
00:38:33don't call him that
00:38:35why
00:38:37because he does magic tricks
00:38:38because he saved my father
00:38:41and you think that makes him boyfriend material
00:38:44why does this bother you so much
00:38:45because look at you
00:38:48you finally look like someone who belongs here
00:38:52finally
00:38:54you know what i mean
00:38:56no
00:38:57say what you mean
00:38:58this place is different
00:39:00people notice certain girls
00:39:01girls like this
00:39:02yes
00:39:03exactly
00:39:03so i only belong because i changed my face
00:39:06don't be dramatic
00:39:07you didn't recognize me
00:39:08you told me old me wasn't your type
00:39:10now i belong
00:39:11why are you trying so hard to make this ugly
00:39:13because it is ugly
00:39:14no
00:39:14he is ugly
00:39:17fuck you
00:39:19seriously
00:39:20you're throwing this away for him
00:39:22what exactly am i throwing away
00:39:23me
00:39:25this life
00:39:26everything you wanted
00:39:33what are you doing
00:39:35mara
00:39:37that costs more than your parents boat
00:39:40that sentence right there
00:39:43that's why
00:39:43don't be stupid
00:39:47i'm done wearing shit that makes me feel expensive and small
00:39:55mara stop
00:39:58no
00:39:58you're embarrassing yourself
00:40:00good
00:40:01maybe i need practice
00:40:02can we do this privately
00:40:04you announced us publicly
00:40:06we can end publicly too
00:40:08you're not serious
00:40:09very
00:40:10we're done
00:40:13because of bobo
00:40:16no
00:40:18bullshit
00:40:18i'm leaving
00:40:20because i don't like who i become around you
00:40:22you became beautiful around me
00:40:24there it is again
00:40:25mara
00:40:26enjoy the party
00:40:28fuck it
00:40:30hey
00:40:31i'll bring it back
00:40:32i'll bring it back
00:40:34no
00:40:37elegant
00:40:45again
00:40:46what
00:40:47you keep arriving wet at my house
00:40:50i ended it
00:40:52with logan
00:40:53yes
00:40:54for me
00:40:55for me
00:40:59good answer
00:41:00that's it
00:41:01no
00:41:01now i want to show you something
00:41:06that poor thing
00:41:07it is literally magic
00:41:10having fun
00:41:11this is insane
00:41:19where are we going
00:41:20down
00:41:21very helpful
00:41:28what the fuck
00:41:30nobody from the resort knows this is here
00:41:36bobo
00:41:36still think logan's yacht was impressive
00:41:39shut up
00:41:44no fucking way
00:41:45get on
00:41:48absolutely not
00:41:50okay
00:41:51maybe
00:41:55that poor thing
00:41:56it is literally magic
00:42:00having fun
00:42:01this is insane
00:42:06this is better than logan's whole world
00:42:08good
00:42:10because i can't afford a yacht
00:42:14bobo
00:42:21what the fuck was that
00:42:26again
00:42:26absolutely not
00:42:28again
00:42:29fine
00:42:32you saw nothing
00:42:34you're magic
00:42:35allegedly
00:42:40got it
00:42:45thank you bobo
00:42:46i accept payment in food
00:42:51this is insulting
00:42:54how long have you been standing there
00:42:55long enough
00:42:57i brought this
00:42:58for me
00:42:59don't make me regret it
00:43:00too late
00:43:03i told david to smash the bottle
00:43:07ah
00:43:09that was you
00:43:10partly
00:43:12i have several complaints
00:43:13i know
00:43:15i thought if you disappeared
00:43:17mara would go back to normal
00:43:18there is no normal
00:43:20i was angry
00:43:22at her
00:43:23at you
00:43:25mostly at myself
00:43:27because my daughter
00:43:28spent years
00:43:28hating her own face
00:43:29and i didn't see it
00:43:30you couldn't make that wish for her
00:43:32and i couldn't stop her
00:43:34you could have refused
00:43:36that is not how wishes work
00:43:39i blamed you
00:43:41because blaming magic
00:43:42was easier
00:43:43i am very easy to blame
00:43:46yes
00:43:47extremely
00:43:49what's wrong with your hand
00:43:50nothing
00:43:51bobo
00:43:52what happens to you
00:43:53without the bottle
00:44:00answer her
00:44:01how long were you listening
00:44:03long enough
00:44:04what happens without the bottle
00:44:07eventually
00:44:07eventually
00:44:08what
00:44:09fine
00:44:10everybody sit down
00:44:11why
00:44:12because if i'm giving bad news
00:44:13i want snacks
00:44:14bobo
00:44:15right
00:44:18the bottle did not create my magic
00:44:20then what did it do
00:44:23kept me stable
00:44:25stable
00:44:26solid
00:44:28contained
00:44:28not slowly falling apart
00:44:31because we broke it
00:44:32yes
00:44:33how long do you have
00:44:34i don't know
00:44:35days
00:44:35weeks
00:44:36i said i don't know
00:44:38i have
00:44:39one
00:44:40wish
00:44:41left
00:44:42no
00:44:44you don't even know
00:44:45what i was going to say
00:44:47yes i do
00:44:48then remind me of the rules
00:44:50completed changes
00:44:52stay completed
00:44:52ongoing magic dies
00:44:54if i stop being a genie
00:44:55meaning
00:44:57the second wish
00:44:58saved my life
00:44:59in the storm
00:45:00done
00:45:01that stays
00:45:02your appearance
00:45:03is different
00:45:04i am still sustaining
00:45:05that transformation
00:45:06if i ever stop being a genie
00:45:08that magic ends
00:45:09so if i wished you human
00:45:11your first wish would eventually disappear
00:45:12she would look like herself again
00:45:14and bobo lives
00:45:15human
00:45:15no genie magic
00:45:17no more wishes
00:45:17one
00:45:18then zero
00:45:19forever
00:45:24you wanted that face your whole life
00:45:27i know
00:45:29and now saving you could mean losing it
00:45:33we fix it
00:45:34it doesn't work like pottery
00:45:36have you tried
00:45:38no
00:45:39then shut up
00:45:43one piece is missing
00:45:44where
00:45:46the storm probably pulled it out
00:45:48then we go get it
00:45:49we
00:45:50yes
00:45:53you fit through there
00:45:54watch your mouth
00:45:58oh
00:45:59you're stuck
00:46:00you're stuck
00:46:01i am resting
00:46:01suck it
00:46:02this
00:46:03is sucked in
00:46:05stop laughing
00:46:06i'm not
00:46:09graceful
00:46:10i hate this reef
00:46:12there
00:46:14do not stick your hand in that
00:46:16why
00:46:17because it is a giant fucking clap
00:46:25got it
00:46:27got it
00:46:28you are exhausting
00:46:32bob
00:46:33bob bor
00:46:44bob bor
00:46:45bob
00:46:46bob
00:46:50No, no, no!
00:46:57Got it!
00:46:58Come on!
00:47:01Your magic!
00:47:02Not now!
00:47:06You got me.
00:47:07I know.
00:47:08You're crushing me!
00:47:09Still alive.
00:47:15Got it!
00:47:16I'm never doing that again.
00:47:18Are we sure?
00:47:20No.
00:47:21Do it.
00:47:29It worked.
00:47:31Maybe.
00:47:38It can't be fixed.
00:47:47You decide.
00:47:49You're not going to tell me?
00:47:51No.
00:47:55Don't cry.
00:47:56I'm not.
00:47:57You are absolutely crying.
00:47:58Hey!
00:48:00Wow.
00:48:02That's different.
00:48:04Yes.
00:48:05It is.
00:48:06You could have worn the white dress.
00:48:07I could have.
00:48:12You stopped chewing.
00:48:13Shut up.
00:48:19I'm rusty.
00:48:20You're thinking too much.
00:48:29Shit!
00:48:31You look...
00:48:34What?
00:48:36Dangerous.
00:48:37That's not a compliment.
00:48:38It is from me.
00:48:40Do you like it?
00:48:42I like that you chose it.
00:48:45Stop staring.
00:48:46No.
00:48:47Come with me after this.
00:48:52Where are we going?
00:48:54Away from everybody.
00:48:56That sounds suspicious.
00:48:58You kissed me twice.
00:49:00Your standards are already low.
00:49:03Should I get another boat?
00:49:04Insulting!
00:49:08You're very quiet.
00:49:10Enjoy it.
00:49:11It won't last.
00:49:12You said you wanted to show me something.
00:49:15I changed my mind.
00:49:17Coward.
00:49:17That is extremely rude.
00:49:19True though.
00:49:20Fine.
00:49:23I love you.
00:49:26That was fast.
00:49:27I already accidentally confessed once.
00:49:30Say it again.
00:49:31No.
00:49:32Bobo?
00:49:32I love you.
00:49:33There.
00:49:33Happy?
00:49:34Which me?
00:49:35What?
00:49:36Old me?
00:49:37This me?
00:49:38Who?
00:49:39You.
00:49:40Not your old face.
00:49:41Not your new face.
00:49:42Not your stupid blonde hair.
00:49:44Hey!
00:49:44Your stupid blonde hair is included.
00:49:48Then why did you reject me?
00:49:50Because you were still asking everybody else who you were.
00:49:53Your parents.
00:49:54Logan.
00:49:55Tourists.
00:49:56Me.
00:49:56Everyone.
00:49:57I wanted you to choose yourself before you chose me.
00:50:02Careful!
00:50:04Then be my boyfriend.
00:50:05What the fuck does a genie boyfriend even do?
00:50:08Start paddling.
00:50:13Bobo, if you walk me into the ocean, I swear to God.
00:50:16Trust me.
00:50:17Terrible opening sentence.
00:50:19Three, two, one.
00:50:23What the fuck?
00:50:25First official date.
00:50:27You built a restaurant in the sky?
00:50:29I have standards.
00:50:34This is completely unnecessary.
00:50:37We're standing over the ocean?
00:50:38Correct.
00:50:39That was not reassurance.
00:50:40Sit.
00:50:41Who taught you manners?
00:50:43Nobody.
00:50:44I'm naturally perfect.
00:50:47Was that supposed to happen?
00:50:48Yes.
00:50:52Bobo.
00:50:52I know.
00:50:57Obviously.
00:50:59You're showing off.
00:51:02Okay.
00:51:04That one was unfair.
00:51:05Meaning?
00:51:05Meaning I'm impressed.
00:51:06Say it louder.
00:51:08Don't push it.
00:51:09Dance with me.
00:51:10Up here?
00:51:10Coward.
00:51:13You're surprisingly good at this.
00:51:15I have hips.
00:51:16You have a lot of everything.
00:51:18Romance is dead.
00:51:25I have a lot of everything.
00:51:25Bobo!
00:51:29What the fuck just happened?
00:51:31Small issue.
00:51:32Bobo.
00:51:32Look at me.
00:51:33I'm fine.
00:51:34Bullshit.
00:51:39Faster.
00:51:40I am not a boat.
00:51:42You float better than one.
00:51:44Rude.
00:51:45Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:51:53Bobo?
00:51:59Bobo!
00:52:04Bobo!
00:52:08Did you find him?
00:52:10No.
00:52:10Maybe he went home.
00:52:12He disappeared underwater.
00:52:15I'll search the north side.
00:52:17I'm coming.
00:52:18You're exhausted.
00:52:18I don't care.
00:52:20What if he's gone?
00:52:22Don't do that yet.
00:52:23There.
00:52:24Bobo!
00:52:28Wake up.
00:52:30Please.
00:52:33Ow.
00:52:34You fucking disappeared.
00:52:36I noticed.
00:52:39Next time,
00:52:41I might not come back.
00:52:46Help me!
00:52:47I am helping!
00:52:49This is humiliating.
00:52:50You weigh a fucking ton.
00:52:52I am recovering.
00:52:54Be respectful.
00:52:57Maybe two canoes?
00:52:59Nobody asked you.
00:53:01Oh, my God.
00:53:03Hello to you, too.
00:53:04Don't choke.
00:53:05I need to say something.
00:53:06I need to say something.
00:53:07That sounds terrible.
00:53:08I'm sorry.
00:53:10What?
00:53:10For the bottle.
00:53:11I heard you.
00:53:13I just enjoy making people repeat apologies.
00:53:16Don't push it.
00:53:17I thought you were taking Mara away from us.
00:53:19But she was already leaving us before you arrived.
00:53:24You didn't make her hate herself.
00:53:26You made us see it.
00:53:28And somehow, you brought her back.
00:53:32You were making me uncomfortable.
00:53:34Good.
00:53:35Why are we doing this?
00:53:36Because men talk better when they don't look at each other.
00:53:39That sounds unhealthy.
00:53:41Probably.
00:53:42You love her.
00:53:42We covered this.
00:53:44And you're dying.
00:53:45We are trying not to say that word.
00:53:47She has one wish.
00:53:48She is not using it on me.
00:53:50That's not your decision.
00:53:52It should be.
00:53:53Why?
00:53:53Because she spent her whole life wanting that face.
00:53:56I won't be the reason she loses it.
00:53:58Maybe she decides what matters now.
00:54:01If saving him costs the last wish, I won't stop you.
00:54:06Neither will I.
00:54:11What are these?
00:54:13Not mine anymore.
00:54:15These are expensive.
00:54:16I know.
00:54:17You're really wearing that?
00:54:19Yes.
00:54:20But the white dress looked better.
00:54:21Then you wear it.
00:54:26You could help?
00:54:27I'm supervising.
00:54:29You ate the supervisor's lunch.
00:54:31Benefits.
00:54:34Come with me.
00:54:36Where?
00:54:37Swimming.
00:54:40Where are you taking me?
00:54:42Somewhere quiet.
00:54:50I've lived here my whole life.
00:54:52How did I not know this was here?
00:54:55You were busy looking at the resort.
00:54:59Asshole.
00:55:00This is my home.
00:55:01I know.
00:55:02No.
00:55:03I mean...
00:55:05I finally feel like it is.
00:55:07Good.
00:55:11No magic.
00:55:12What?
00:55:13This place.
00:55:14Don't change anything.
00:55:15Wasn't planning to.
00:55:16Mara!
00:55:17What the fuck?
00:55:19You have got to be kidding me.
00:55:21I'm leaving tomorrow.
00:55:22Come with me.
00:55:25Come with me.
00:55:26Are you insane?
00:55:29No.
00:55:31I'm offering you a real life.
00:55:35Wonderful start.
00:55:37Stay out of this.
00:55:38You wanted luxury?
00:55:40Travel?
00:55:41Money?
00:55:43You wanted more than this island.
00:55:45I thought I did.
00:55:47You still can.
00:55:48Or you can stay here babysitting him until his magic dies.
00:55:52Watch your mouth.
00:55:53Why?
00:55:54It's true.
00:55:55Look at him.
00:55:57He takes up half the fucking beach.
00:55:59And yet I take up less space in her life than your ego.
00:56:03You think she's really choosing you?
00:56:05When the magic's gone?
00:56:06What is he?
00:56:07A broke fat guy on an island?
00:56:10Enough.
00:56:11You changed your entire body because you wanted people like me.
00:56:14Don't pretend you're suddenly above it.
00:56:17Where are you going?
00:56:19Where are you going?
00:56:22Where are you going?
00:56:22Where are you going?
00:56:25Everyone remain calm.
00:56:26You want to know what I choose?
00:56:28Yes.
00:56:30Him.
00:56:32This is the man I want.
00:56:33Not your money.
00:56:34Not your trips.
00:56:36Not your fucking approval.
00:56:38You'll regret this.
00:56:39Maybe.
00:56:40But it'll be my mistake.
00:56:41That was strangely romantic.
00:56:43Shut up.
00:56:43Leave me alone.
00:56:44For real this time.
00:56:48Fine.
00:56:49Stay here.
00:56:50That was the plan.
00:56:53You don't get to let me do shit.
00:56:55Mara, it...
00:56:56If you want to leave, leave.
00:56:57What?
00:56:58I'm done chasing you every time you get scared.
00:57:04Are those 12 pineapples?
00:57:06No.
00:57:07I can count.
00:57:12Where are you going?
00:57:14Traveling?
00:57:15With 14 meals and one shirt?
00:57:18Priorities.
00:57:20Bullshit.
00:57:21You're leaving me.
00:57:23I'm giving you space.
00:57:24Across the ocean?
00:57:30Mara, let go.
00:57:31No.
00:57:32I'm serious.
00:57:33So am I.
00:57:34This is about the last wish.
00:57:37I knew it.
00:57:38Good.
00:57:38Then I don't have to explain.
00:57:40You think if you disappear on purpose, I'll keep the wish for myself?
00:57:43Yes.
00:57:46That's fucked up.
00:57:47It's practical.
00:57:48Do you love me?
00:57:49Yes.
00:57:50Then stop deciding my life for me.
00:57:52I am trying to protect you.
00:57:53I didn't ask.
00:57:54You'll lose your face.
00:57:55My face.
00:57:57My wish.
00:57:59My choice.
00:58:00And if you regret it?
00:58:01Then I regret it.
00:58:03I won't let you.
00:58:04There.
00:58:05That.
00:58:06You don't get to let me do shit.
00:58:08Mara, it...
00:58:09If you want to leave, leave.
00:58:10What?
00:58:11I'm done chasing you every time you get scared.
00:58:14Mara!
00:58:19Terrible.
00:58:21Again.
00:58:22You're enjoying this too much.
00:58:28Less terrible.
00:58:33You used to hate getting your hair wet before resort shifts.
00:58:36I was stupid.
00:58:37You were young.
00:58:38Same thing.
00:58:46You okay?
00:58:47Yeah.
00:58:48Liar.
00:58:48I miss him.
00:58:50Different from needing him.
00:58:52Hi.
00:58:53Hi.
00:58:54I didn't leave.
00:58:55I noticed.
00:58:56I was an asshole.
00:58:57Yes.
00:58:58I thought protecting you meant choosing for you.
00:59:00It doesn't.
00:59:01I know now.
00:59:02I'm sorry.
00:59:03Good.
00:59:04Can I come back?
00:59:05Ask properly.
00:59:06Mara, may this enormous idiot please come home.
00:59:11Why does this feel like a trial?
00:59:14Because it is.
00:59:15Dad.
00:59:16Quiet.
00:59:17Help?
00:59:18Absolutely not.
00:59:19You want to stay?
00:59:21Yes.
00:59:22With my daughter?
00:59:23Also yes.
00:59:25You plan to disappear again?
00:59:27Not voluntarily.
00:59:28Good answer.
00:59:31What is this?
00:59:32Dinner.
00:59:33For who?
00:59:34A bird?
00:59:35We're eating light.
00:59:37I changed my mind.
00:59:38I'm leaving.
00:59:39Still leaving?
00:59:41Never.
00:59:42Your family first.
00:59:44Food second.
00:59:45That is a terrible rule.
00:59:51What is happening?
00:59:52Accept it.
00:59:56I'm dying.
00:59:57Not fast enough to get my fish.
01:00:01If the time comes, save him.
01:00:08No magic.
01:00:09I know.
01:00:11Reflex.
01:00:11We said one whole day.
01:00:13No magic.
01:00:14Cruel woman.
01:00:16This is exhausting already.
01:00:19Paddle.
01:00:19I prefer teleporting.
01:00:24Other side.
01:00:26I know.
01:00:28You absolutely do not.
01:00:32Jump.
01:00:33No.
01:00:36This is how humans die.
01:00:39Go, move.
01:00:43You motherfucker.
01:00:45Physics.
01:00:56What is that?
01:00:58Jewelry.
01:00:59It looks diseased.
01:01:01I made it.
01:01:02You made this?
01:01:04Without magic.
01:01:06Nearly killed me.
01:01:09I love it.
01:01:11Really?
01:01:11More than Logan's necklace.
01:01:15Best day.
01:01:16There was no magic.
01:01:18Exactly.
01:01:19Really?
01:01:19Really?
01:01:24Bobo?
01:01:25No.
01:01:26No, no.
01:01:28Mara, I think this is it.
01:01:34No.
01:01:38Mara, don't.
01:01:43Mom!
01:01:44Dad!
01:01:45Oh, my God.
01:01:47Bobo, do not let her use it.
01:01:50Shut up.
01:01:51Mara.
01:01:52I said shut up!
01:01:53Stay with me.
01:01:54You still have your last wish.
01:01:56I know.
01:01:58Keep it.
01:01:58No.
01:01:59You wanted that face your whole life.
01:02:02If you make me human, that magic ends.
01:02:05I know.
01:02:05You'll look like you did before.
01:02:07I know.
01:02:07You might regret it.
01:02:09Maybe.
01:02:09Then don't.
01:02:11My first wish gave me the face I thought I wanted.
01:02:15My second saved the person I needed.
01:02:18Mara.
01:02:19And my last is my choice.
01:02:23Mara.
01:02:24I wish Bobo were human!
01:02:26Mara.
01:02:28Mara.
01:02:38Bobo!
01:02:45What the fuck?
01:02:49Bobo?
01:02:50Why does everything hurt?
01:02:53Ow!
01:02:54You're alive!
01:02:54Your elbow is in my rib!
01:02:57Is that him?
01:02:58He looks...
01:02:58Choose your next word carefully.
01:03:00Human.
01:03:01Correct answer.
01:03:02You're warm!
01:03:03Was I cold before?
01:03:04You were magic!
01:03:06Very descriptive.
01:03:08Breakfast.
01:03:09This is not funny.
01:03:11A little.
01:03:12Oh, shit!
01:03:15Gravity got stronger.
01:03:16No.
01:03:17You just have to obey it now.
01:03:19What the fuck?
01:03:21You're human.
01:03:22I don't like it.
01:03:24I don't like it.
01:03:24Coconut.
01:03:26Motherfucker.
01:03:28Even you?
01:03:30Sorry.
01:03:31No, I'm not.
01:03:32You're here.
01:03:33That's all I care about.
01:03:35You used the last wish.
01:03:36Yes.
01:03:37Zero left.
01:03:38Zero.
01:03:39No extra one?
01:03:40You made the rule.
01:03:41Damn.
01:03:42I was hoping human me could negotiate.
01:03:44Come inside.
01:03:45Can humans teleport?
01:03:46No.
01:03:47Terrible species.
01:03:51Bobo?
01:03:51Oh.
01:03:53Oh.
01:03:54What does O mean?
01:03:56Your first wish is ending.
01:04:00Tell me exactly what's happening.
01:04:02I'm human.
01:04:03I know that part.
01:04:05And the magic changing your appearance was ongoing magic.
01:04:09Meaning?
01:04:10Meaning I was still sustaining it.
01:04:13Now I'm not a genie.
01:04:15So it ends.
01:04:17No extra wish.
01:04:18No new magic.
01:04:20Correct.
01:04:21It was always supposed to happen if you stopped being a genie.
01:04:24Exactly.
01:04:25So this isn't a fourth wish?
01:04:26There is no fourth wish.
01:04:28Ever.
01:04:28Three were used.
01:04:30All gone.
01:04:31Done.
01:04:33How fast?
01:04:34I don't know.
01:04:35You really love saying that lately.
01:04:38Mara.
01:04:39I'm fine.
01:04:41No.
01:04:42You're scared.
01:04:44I know I wanted this before.
01:04:46But now...
01:04:48Now you don't know what you're going to see.
01:04:50You'll see yourself.
01:04:52Mom?
01:04:53Not the girl you hated.
01:04:56Not the girl you wished for.
01:04:58Just you.
01:05:01There it is.
01:05:02What?
01:05:02Your eye.
01:05:03My eye?
01:05:04Your old eye.
01:05:05Don't call it old.
01:05:06Fine.
01:05:07Original edition.
01:05:08Dad!
01:05:09Sorry.
01:05:10Mara!
01:05:10Where are you going?
01:05:12To see it happen.
01:05:13Now?
01:05:14If I'm going back, I want to look at myself when I do.
01:05:18Mara.
01:05:19Don't leave.
01:05:22Bobo?
01:05:23I'm here.
01:05:24Oh my God.
01:05:26This is happening.
01:05:28Stay there.
01:05:30Why?
01:05:30I need to do this myself.
01:05:35Okay.
01:05:39Mara.
01:05:41I look like you.
01:05:43You always did.
01:05:47Come here.
01:05:53Well?
01:05:54Well?
01:05:55Well what?
01:05:55You know what?
01:05:56I genuinely don't.
01:05:58Do you still want me?
01:06:02Would you choose me like this?
01:06:05Like what?
01:06:06Bobo.
01:06:07This face.
01:06:08This hair.
01:06:09Me.
01:06:10I already did.
01:06:11Before.
01:06:13Exactly.
01:06:14You think I spent 50 episodes yelling at you about your old face just to change my mind now?
01:06:20That is not romantic.
01:06:21I'm human now.
01:06:23Standards dropped.
01:06:24Hi.
01:06:25There you are.
01:06:27We are still here.
01:06:29Let them have one minute.
01:06:30They've had 40 episodes.
01:06:31Dad!
01:06:32He has a point.
01:06:33What the fuck was that?
01:06:34Human hunger.
01:06:36You were always hungry.
01:06:38Yes.
01:06:38But normally I solved it magically.
01:06:40Right.
01:06:41You have to buy food now.
01:06:43Buy?
01:06:44With money.
01:06:46I don't have money.
01:06:48Then congratulations.
01:06:50You need a job.
01:06:51I want to be a genie again.
01:06:54No.
01:06:56Yes.
01:06:57Absolutely not.
01:07:00You eat.
01:07:02You work.
01:07:03Ah.
01:07:04Cruel system.
01:07:06Move over.
01:07:06There is no over.
01:07:09Other side.
01:07:11Bobo.
01:07:11This boat is too small.
01:07:13This boat raised a family.
01:07:14Your family was apparently miniature.
01:07:17So, when does the food arrive?
01:07:20We catch it.
01:07:21That sounds inefficient.
01:07:23Throw.
01:07:25Throw.
01:07:28What the fuck?
01:07:31Not the whole thing!
01:07:33Instructions unclear.
01:07:35You're enjoying this.
01:07:36More than you know.
01:07:38How long?
01:07:39As long as it takes.
01:07:40I hate being human.
01:07:41You've got one.
01:07:42I knew I was talented.
01:07:43Why is it angry?
01:07:44Pull!
01:07:44I am!
01:07:45That is too much fish!
01:07:48Why are you drowning?
01:07:50Don't drop me.
01:07:51I don't know how.
01:07:53Woo!
01:07:54Water is evil!
01:07:56You lived in a bottle in the ocean.
01:07:58Different relationship.
01:07:59Welcome to being human.
01:08:02I can't fucking swim?
01:08:06Absolutely not.
01:08:07You almost drowned yesterday.
01:08:09Delete the evidence.
01:08:11Get in.
01:08:12Oh.
01:08:16Your feet are touching the bottom.
01:08:18I knew that.
01:08:19Lie on your back.
01:08:20I used to float naturally.
01:08:23With magic.
01:08:24Whoa.
01:08:25No!
01:08:26Oh, shit!
01:08:27Relax!
01:08:28I am relaxed.
01:08:29You're squeezing my arm.
01:08:31Support.
01:08:31Panic.
01:08:32Lean back.
01:08:39That was an underwater seizure.
01:08:40Human bodies are badly designed.
01:08:42Try again.
01:08:42Again?
01:08:43Again.
01:08:44You're doing it!
01:08:46I'm doing it!
01:08:49Do not laugh at a student.
01:08:51Swim to me.
01:08:52Too far.
01:08:53It's ten feet.
01:08:54Might as well be another island.
01:08:56Come on.
01:08:57I've got you.
01:09:02You did it!
01:09:03I'm incredible!
01:09:05Reward?
01:09:06For ten feet?
01:09:07I think I like being useless with you.
01:09:10Hey, can you take our picture?
01:09:12Hello?
01:09:14Yeah.
01:09:15I heard you.
01:09:17Can you get the water behind us?
01:09:19Why are you holding her phone?
01:09:21History repeating itself.
01:09:23Sounds boring.
01:09:24Ready?
01:09:25Are you taking it or not?
01:09:26Actually.
01:09:27Could you take one for all of us?
01:09:30Am I included?
01:09:32Unfortunately.
01:09:34Bobo!
01:09:35I'm naturally central.
01:09:37Move!
01:09:38Body shaming!
01:09:41Wait.
01:09:43Were you the girl who used to work here?
01:09:46Yep.
01:09:47You look different.
01:09:49I know.
01:09:50So what happened?
01:09:52Long story.
01:09:53Three wishes.
01:09:54Can I meet the genie?
01:09:55Human!
01:09:57Zero wishes.
01:09:58Sorry.
01:09:59Caption?
01:10:02My life.
01:10:04No new?
01:10:06No.
01:10:10What are you wearing?
01:10:12Culture.
01:10:13Backwards.
01:10:16Shit.
01:10:18Enjoying yourself?
01:10:20Don't ruin it.
01:10:25You're supposed to dance.
01:10:27I'm celebrating orally.
01:10:29Yes.
01:10:35Sorry.
01:10:36Move your feet.
01:10:38There are too many instructions.
01:10:40Daddy!
01:10:43Come on.
01:10:44You want me in the family dance?
01:10:45Before I change my mind.
01:10:47Are you crying?
01:10:48Sweating through my eyes.
01:10:49Too much affection.
01:10:50Mwah!
01:10:50Okay.
01:10:51That one stays.
01:10:54Did you see that?
01:10:58That should not be happening.
01:11:02Whoa, whoa.
01:11:04I see it.
01:11:06Is this another wish?
01:11:09No.
01:11:10There are no wishes left.
01:11:12Then what is it?
01:11:13I don't know.
01:11:14You said no loopholes.
01:11:16There are no loopholes.
01:11:19Is it going to take you back?
01:11:21I don't think so.
01:11:22Think is not enough.
01:11:24Welcome to my stress.
01:11:29Bobo?
01:11:30Still here.
01:11:31Try moving away.
01:11:33Careful.
01:11:34Empty.
01:11:35Completely?
01:11:36Completely.
01:11:39So that's it?
01:11:41That's it.
01:11:42No genie.
01:11:43No genie.
01:11:44No wishes.
01:11:46Zero.
01:11:47It rebuilt because whatever genie magic remained in the bottle finished dying.
01:11:51So it's just a bottle now.
01:11:53An extremely expensive bottle.
01:11:55Careful.
01:11:59I know where it belongs.
01:12:02Feels smaller.
01:12:04The bottle?
01:12:05My life.
01:12:06Bad smaller?
01:12:07No.
01:12:09Quieter.
01:12:10You sure about this?
01:12:11Yes.
01:12:12This thing changed everything.
01:12:14Technically I did.
01:12:15Your ego survived being human.
01:12:18Thank God.
01:12:19You sure you don't want one more wish?
01:12:21You said three.
01:12:23Exactly three.
01:12:24And how many did I use?
01:12:26Three.
01:12:27How many are left?
01:12:28Zero.
01:12:29I was joking.
01:12:30Good.
01:12:33Still want the Barbie life?
01:12:35No.
01:12:36Sure.
01:12:37Fancy resorts.
01:12:38Rich idiots.
01:12:39Free drinks.
01:12:40I want this one.
01:12:43Again?
01:12:45Stop complaining.
01:12:46Beautiful speech.
01:12:48Now, what are we eating?
01:12:50Seriously?
01:12:51I'm human.
01:12:52I require fuel.
01:12:53Mara!
01:12:55I still can't fly.
01:12:57I can't.
01:12:59I am kicking.
01:13:04I'm fucking hungry.