00:00Swipe an unused condom from the nightstand. Fill it with fabric softener. Tie a knot,
00:04poke a tiny hole with a pin, and toss it straight into the wash. It releases slowly.
00:08I guarantee your clothes will smell sweeter than your excuses for coming home late.
00:12Excess grease from frying beef hard to pour out? Grab one of your wife's tampons and toss it in
00:17the pan. It absorbs oil incredibly well and more importantly, it's totally hygienic.
00:22Unscrew the showerhead and fill it with dish soap and white vinegar.
00:25Soak it for an hour, then blast it with water. Look at the ancient filth it spits out.
00:29The water flow after this will absolutely be smoother than your current broken life.
00:33Peelers actually suck to use. Crumple foil into a ball and scrub the potato skins right off.
00:38No need to worry about slicing off your clumsy fingers. Wrap steel wool pads tightly around a
00:43cheap broom and get to work. You can scrub away years of grime without breaking your back.
00:47Getting the job done this fast leaves you plenty of time to crack open a cold beer in peace.
00:52Sneak into the laundry room and steal one of those expensive laundry pods your wife hides.
00:56Jam it tight into the sink strainer and blast it with boiling hot water. It cleans the pipes
01:01flawlessly and destroys all odors. Bathroom shelves covered in hard water stains.
01:06Crumple up a ball of aluminum foil and scrub it hardcore. It eats the scale perfectly clean in seconds.
