00:06all right ladies gird your loins a new audiobook recording of dracula came out yesterday
00:14and it's making the bitches easy moist yep
00:22it stars actor jonathan bailey as dracula no idea actress ella
00:29pernell from fallout as mina okay so i know fallout but i don't know the names of the people so
00:37is she
00:38the main girl from fallout you don't know either we don't know we don't know who any of these people
00:43are she's a british actress yeah oh yeah we know i know who she is main girl she's from shameless
00:51right but a clip of them in the recording not the same girl is going viral was she in shameless
00:59oh let's find out right down here oh yellow jackets that's what i'm getting confused with
01:03she looks a little bit like the actress from shameless but it's yellow jackets um a behind
01:10the scenes clip of jonathan and ella in a recording booth is going viral because women
01:15had been touching themselves oh my me too even snooki chimed in
01:22snooki we got her to pop up saying she felt like a creep because of what she was thinking during
01:28this multiple people joked that it made them pregnant who's the guy jonathan bailey no idea who that is
01:39oh he's the dude from jurassic world i believe he's into fellas okay oh he was he's from wicked
01:51and jurassic world we talked about him and bridgerton he won like the sexiest man or
01:57oh yeah we did look him up we were like oh he's a gay fella yeah are you ready for
02:01this not really
02:04let's oh i'll see alice watson stop it i can control myself
02:15what's weird about it he's like touching himself yeah he's really in character yeah that's how i do
02:21stuff too here i touch myself here it is let us know if it makes you moist
02:28other way she's like choking and this is not sex okay like yeah okay just from me has your lucy
02:35in
02:38no drink it is you
02:42it is you the figure in my dream drink
02:48no no no no there is no living you are not to wriggle away oh yeah drink from me
03:00and with this baptism of my blood in your mouth throat and veins you shall be my servant
03:12oh yep they like it i can see why they like it how you doing that's how that's how i've
03:19learned to talk
03:20in bed to myself that didn't do anything for me thank you no
03:25well if you're into i'm acting it out it is yeah it is with the apple and stuff makes me
03:31uncomfortable
03:32yeah it's like role play it makes me you can't do that you can't you don't know i can't do
03:38it
03:38and i don't like watching it no no take a bite from my neck
03:43i don't like watching it either i found out no i love it makes you uncomfortable drink from me
03:52oh no i don't want to hear your version of it jason and chuck
03:57bring the new dracula book you are not in the regular way i'm not going anywhere no i don't like
04:04it i don't like it hold me close no oh god he's drinking him oh my god he tastes great
04:15he tastes
04:16amazing i don't like it sorry ladies oh my god fill me up buttercup oh god that's what he said
04:28i know
04:28it doesn't sound good though you guys i gotta go home i get it you can have a taste too
04:34well drink us al
04:36drink us oh no two straws fill your mouth with me okay and me oh jesus god look out below
04:50there's plenty of room
04:54that's good
04:55oh god yeah uh you ruined it for them i know uh jonathan spoke about the experience he said he
05:01actually recorded his parts alone they edited them together in this clip oh that's that's cool okay
05:07they recorded their parts alone and they all did their own sound effects like you heard her like
05:12biting into him was actually her biting into an apple yeah
05:17he says a whole childhood of making noises and sounds alone up in my room and i finally found a
05:23place
05:23to put them to good use what's weird is what i know who would have loved this oh yeah
05:31my mom oh yeah you guys so one of the things that i found oh no no no no relax
05:41but i know from her
05:43account which i like you know finally shut down like i had her on my amazon account and stuff
05:50she loved like these romance books yep but especially like dracula vampire oh it's not dude that's why
05:59she had like a whole series of these yeah that she was really like oh she would have loved she
06:05would
06:06have loved love this absolutely dedicate that to your mom just a little tingle yeah just a little tingle
06:15yeah she i know she would have loved it because that undisturbingly found out that was something she
06:22enjoyed yeah well the thing is when you start finding out about like uh you know book talk and
06:29stuff like that you realize there's just so many women that are into this like it's smut like they
06:38love it they love it they love it and so you know if if you just go all in with
06:47it yourself
06:50you do have a chance to find somebody that's into that kind of thing yeah i think honestly i really
06:57believe that that's sometimes why guys are like oh yeah i do yeah i tie people up and i do
07:03this
07:03stuff because they just realize it's a fantasy it's like an easy it's like an easy score someone said
07:10jason looked like a vampire in that ricardo bone
07:14bite the bone is that what it was
07:20all right all right let me drink from you someone's all into role-playing all of a sudden
07:29you're great i can i can try there's like six guys of boners right now oh lord
07:35i never thought about the audiobook version of these erotic things yeah like i always think about
07:42the reading of them but the audiobook that kicks it up it really does it does yeah
07:46yeah but like i was just telling i was just telling um lisa and dave like i got an audiobook
07:53you really want people like please hire multiple people yes to read your book not just one person
08:04and the unfortunate book that i have is like a conversational book and they literally have the
08:11people's name before every single sentence that they say so it's like dave yeah i want to go to
08:18the store lisa well you can't go to the store dave no that's brutal oh it's awful you know what
08:25another
08:26thing i noticed which is horrible i think i mentioned this before too like i was reading a
08:29book it was like a crime book but two of the characters got involved right yeah and
08:35well this weird there was a man and a woman voicing it but in each chapter only one would read
08:42both
08:42parts oh so the guy at some point and like they got romantic was like oh put it in oh
08:49yes
08:51it was the weirdest thing i've heard it it does ruin it in me yeah he was reading her parts
08:58too
08:58yeah because then it went to her and then she would read his parts instead of them just going back
09:02and
09:03forth yeah they must read separately and that's the easier way to do it i guess yeah like i've heard
09:08a single male uh you know actor who's reading the book but acting out all the parts and you said
09:17like
09:17when there's a woman oh hello how are you yes and they but they do different voices for everyone
09:22and it makes it easier to follow the story when they do that but at the same time it's two
09:28actors
09:28already i know let them read their own lines i feel like they didn't probably they never had
09:33them together they were just like this is why i prefer to read than the audio book you can create
09:40the own yeah yeah i would just never ever no i generally read but in my car i listen sometimes
09:46to audio books but that let people read their own lines and i know this is not books like that
09:52you guys
09:53would listen to but to me like there was a star wars book that i read oh you guys had
10:00it too but
10:01what i'm saying is they they took the time they hired someone for every part that's amazing and
10:08i'm like that's how you do it but i can't imagine how much that is compared to i'm sure it's
10:12what a
10:13normal well look for chuck and jason's new book dicula coming soon oh i'll get to work today on it
10:21oh my god i can't wait you know our listeners would download it in a heartbeat i'm gonna i'm
10:26gonna i'm gonna drink from you on ai pretty soon i just want the negative reviews give me a negative
10:33review i know you'd be surprised i think you'd be surprised great well i know who's producing that
10:39one yeah there you go produced by al back try not to get hard al try that hard yeah it
10:46will do his best
