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00:00What up guys, you just hijacked me both, you didn't want to, you just want to kiss the video, I
00:08didn't want to sing the song.
00:09Cause she was too tired, she got on the phone 15 hours a day, didn't she?
00:16She was watching the show, we took matters in our own hand and hijacked her.
00:22And we're going to be doing something.
00:24Yeah, okay.
00:24We just hijacked her, and she got pregnant with it.
00:33Wait, do you think I'm going to be doing something?
00:36Yeah.
00:38Okay, starting.
00:42Okay guys, we're going to be playing.
00:45What is she playing?
00:46Adopt me?
00:48That game is fun.
00:51Who?
00:52He's a game dude playing.
00:55RNG, RNG, RNG, RNG, RNG, RNG, RNG, RNG.
00:59She put hyper sharp.
01:01I put both paper in the bin.
01:04Yeah, she been playing too late, then she's cast it.
01:08I put paper tape for her.
01:10I understand.
01:12I understand.
01:13I understand.
01:15This is good.
01:17It's good.
01:18It's doing the abominical grandma!
01:21Shhh.
01:23Shhh.
01:24Shhh.
01:25Shhh.
01:35Shhh.
01:36Shhh.
01:37That's alright.
01:37That's too good now.
01:39My friend.
01:39That's alright.
01:41I got to move it-
01:42Hi.
01:42But like this.
01:43Okay, so you guys-
01:44Destroyed that my big mama!
01:47Naw, this art talk ought to get a little paper for one thing.
01:51This thing is too gross.
01:52It's weird.
01:53Shhh.
01:54Shhh.
01:55Okay.
01:55Okay. What skin does she have to be put?
02:00We're doing 10 now. We're doing 10.
02:03The class of 10 now. What do we think?
02:06You should put her body on the floor.
02:10I'm good.
02:17Hey grandma, take your step!
02:21There's a tube.
02:24Can I try?
02:25Give us a pin!
02:26Oh my god.
02:27I've got a pin in grandma's stomach.
02:32Yay!
02:33Dolly, oh I gotta hold that thing.
02:37I think the rat, rat.
02:40Grandma, stop kicking me around the damn house.
02:44Go get that, oh there we go.
02:46Don't say damn.
02:47No.
02:49We're gonna do that.
02:49Hang on.
02:52Wait.
02:53Hang on.
02:55Hang on!
02:57Hang on.
02:58Get'm on baby.
03:02Help me beる.
03:05Umm!
03:06Bang!
03:07Bang baby!
03:08Bang!
03:09I'm having you something!
03:11I told you what!
03:12I told you what, baby.
03:14I told you what!
03:17God, you got any keys for me?
03:19What?
03:20How many keys you got?
03:21Who?
03:22Oh, can you come get me something?
03:24What?
03:25Get me in there!
03:26Oh!
03:27Oh, my God.
03:30It's just in there.
03:31This one down here.
03:32Can you get me?
03:34Oh, no.
03:35Because I kind of want to get something.
03:37Oh, no.
03:39Get inside, Lana.
03:40She kissed me through the window.
03:42She's the wee grandma.
03:43You're not.
03:44You're not.
03:45Yeah, we need things.
03:45Go get some keys.
03:46We need things.
03:47Oh, I got one already.
03:48I'm good.
03:51I was going to say, go get some keys for the thing.
03:54Because they were supposed to be.
03:55Oh, no.
03:57You're not ready.
03:58It's just fast.
04:01I got this chest that cost me.
04:03I got one too.
04:05So, Grandma already got one.
04:07Oh, Grandma never got.
04:09Oh, no.
04:10She's not fine.
04:19Grandma does not play around.
04:21She's like, oh.
04:22I don't know.
04:22I don't care.
04:24I got a cup.
04:26I got a little pancake.
04:27Oh, Grandma.
04:28Grandma!
04:29It's all good.
04:30I don't have to use it.
04:32Oh, my gosh.
04:32It's got it on my muscles.
04:34Heave her out.
04:36Oh, my gosh.
04:38It kicked me through the window.
04:39Oh, Grandma.
04:41She always kicked me through the window.
04:41Oh, my God.
04:43I feel like she might have a muscle.
04:45She'll kick me through the window.
04:46It's for real.
04:49Every single time you join this game, she'll kick me through the window.
04:53No, no.
04:54Chad.
04:56Chad!
04:57Can we just say Chad?
04:59I broke your window.
05:03Oh, my brother.
05:05I broke my ankle.
05:07He broke his pants.
05:09Black and all go.
05:11Oh, my God.
05:18Oh, my God.
05:22Oh, my God.
05:23Oh, my God.
05:24Hey, you not have a chair in your pants.
05:28Boom.
05:29Boom.
05:33I feel like that.
05:35I got another while.
05:37Can you lower your top?
05:40Grandma, where the heck you at?
05:42I'm not playing around, Grandma.
05:43I don't know who's being...
05:44Grandma, you're probably like 3,000 years old or something.
05:46Oh, my God.
05:47That's what I got.
05:48She got pepper spanked.
05:50She's not using.
05:51She's not using.
05:52I got a motorcycle.
05:55Hey, Bill.
05:57My mama...
06:01Don't do the more, Grandma.
06:02Hey, hey.
06:03Help me.
06:04Ah!
06:06She's running through.
06:07She's running through.
06:09Ah!
06:11What's she doing?
06:14I think she doesn't do it.
06:18Don't leave, don't.
06:19Don't leave.
06:20She might do it.
06:21No, she must do it.
06:22I can't do it.
06:24Damn!
06:25What are you doing?
06:28I wasn't doing anything.
06:30You never know about that.
06:31You never know about that.
06:34I don't know about that.
06:35Ooh.
06:37No.
06:37That's a pig.
06:39I gotta get some more pigs.
06:43Johnny?
06:44Huh?
06:45You think they can hear your volume right now?
06:49Mm-hmm.
06:49That's not my actual.
06:50That's my volume.
06:52I don't know.
06:54Bro, you just started lowering it.
06:57That'll be Johnny in the chat.
06:58Bro, that's a liar.
07:00What was that?
07:01Look, you don't hear it.
07:04Oh.
07:05They're probably not going to do that, don't worry.
07:07Listen.
07:09See?
07:11That's my mom.
07:12Johnny, I just saw you.
07:14It's yours, Mom.
07:16Actually, it's yours.
07:17You've heard it.
07:18It's yours.
07:19Where's Grandma at?
07:20I got something.
07:20Wait, I don't know.
07:22Where's Grandma?
07:23It's from the way.
07:25Oh, yeah, Grandma.
07:27Take that out.
07:29Who's that out?
07:30Nothing, Mom.
07:34Ah, this person's jiggling on.
07:36She's doing some criss-cross advertising.
07:38Criss-cross-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar
07:42-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar
07:42-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar.
07:44Who's that, Tucky?
07:45Tucky-licious, on the toilet.
07:47Tucky isn't a good dog.
07:49He made my prize, bro.
07:51No.
07:51This guy's a Tucky.
07:53He made my prize one.
07:54Let's do a...
07:55Yes!
07:56Do pirate ship.
07:58Now.
07:59Johnny, Johnny.
08:04Yes!
08:06No.
08:07No.
08:08No.
08:08I can't.
08:09Hi.
08:13But can you be nice to me?
08:15Johnny, that's not a part of the dang video.
08:17Hey.
08:19Mama, oh, Grandma.
08:21I have an old pig, please.
08:24Grandma, how are you?
08:25I have a kid, so I have to pop.
08:26Pop!
08:27Oh, damn.
08:27My mama.
08:29What did you do back in the day, Grandma?
08:30My mama was swimming.
08:32Stop the pants out of my house!
08:35Oh, yeah!
08:36Yeah, yeah, yeah!
08:39Ah!
08:41Pans!
08:42Shut your mouth up, Grammys.
08:44Get out of my face, you old pigs!
08:48Hey, get out!
08:49Ah!
08:50Bam!
08:52Grandma, they're always here to catch you!
08:54Oh, oh, Grandma fell.
08:57I'm Grandma!
08:58Never destroy ya!
09:00You should be doing the task till you win.
09:02That's my stuff.
09:04Johnny, it's a part of the dang game.
09:05That's not fair.
09:07God, please.
09:09Grandma, you know, you can...
09:11Wait, does it say, like, the fire pit on your screen?
09:13Okay.
09:14Yeah!
09:15Oh, then, like the fire pit.
09:17That's a way of winning.
09:18You gotta do the chores around Hannah.
09:20You know, I'm just gonna wait till you're done doing stuff,
09:22and then I'll go to Cleaver, but not right now.
09:25I wanna be nice.
09:28Dude, you're not even lying.
09:29You know what?
09:30I'm just gonna be nice to Grandma to have a Cleaver.
09:34I'm not trying to get...
09:36I'm not trying to get...
09:36I'm trying to do medicine.
09:38Oh, you know.
09:40It might be in the trigger.
09:42I'll try to find something.
09:43I'm sorry.
09:45And after this, I'm gonna have...
09:46It looks faster.
09:48Okay.
09:48It looks faster for you to get a lick.
09:53Click to pick up water, though.
09:55What I did was click.
09:57I think Cleaver didn't want to work.
10:00Guys, I don't...
10:08Oh, my God.
10:11Grandma, I was so nice to you.
10:14I don't know.
10:15I don't know why I got it.
10:15Because she just got it.
10:17I can't wait.
10:18I just want to turn on the check.
10:20Why?
10:20I got way more.
10:22Oh, I'm trying to get scared.
10:24I can't get scared.
10:27Damn.
10:28Okay.
10:28Wow.
10:29Wow.
10:38Wow.
10:42Come on.
10:44Boom.
10:45Boom.
10:46Give me, Peggy.
10:47Go.
10:49Open up.
10:51I wasn't...
10:52I don't know what that was.
10:55Oh, me.
10:56This grandma, my little joke.
10:58She just popped up here.
10:59Oh, okay.
11:01You're not meant to be.
11:03Ow!
11:04Get away!
11:05She uses a simple...
11:07If you throw her a slipper at her, she must be alone.
11:09Hit off.
11:11Johnny, don't stream into the thing.
11:14Get away at that!
11:16Alright!
11:18Boo!
11:19This is disgusting!
11:21I don't know why, but...
11:23Aren't you supposed to be doing tasks?
11:24I don't know!
11:25I don't know!
11:28Don't puppy dog dog.
11:30Puppy dog?
11:31Johnny, no.
11:33Poop!
11:35Poop!
11:36Poop!
11:38Poop!
11:40Poop!
11:41Poop!
11:43Poop!
11:45Poop!
11:49Poop!
11:55Gwen!
11:56...
11:56Ken blocking!
11:57The only day!
11:58...
11:58Poop!
11:58To my另-
12:05My better답!
12:21I'm not gonna stop.
12:21John, that was kind of soft.
12:25I'm not stressed here.
12:30No!
12:32Danny's on my way!
12:33You got...
12:37Boom!
12:41That's my star.
12:43John, it's not fair.
12:45I don't hurt you when you're there.
12:48Huh?
12:48That's my star.
12:49What?
12:52Well...
12:52These people want to see some action.
12:54What is his action?
12:56I don't like that.
12:58You're trying to kill me.
13:09Johnny!
13:10That'd be nice.
13:13Grandma?
13:15Grandma?
13:22I don't know.
13:23I don't know...
13:23I wanna try to get...
13:24Grandma?
13:30That's the name.
13:31Oh!
13:34Na-a-nee!
13:36Na-a-nee!
13:39Na-a-nee!
13:42Oh!
13:43The hair man must be me-y...
13:46But, no...
13:47No! No! Oh! But, but, but...
13:52What's wrong with me?
13:54Listen, I didn't know if you like them.
14:04No, mine's yours!
14:07Mine's yours!
14:09I swear!
14:11You know how there's nothing on your face?
14:13I swear.
14:16She was scared.
14:19Yeah, she has nothing on your face.
14:22She didn't want to fight Emma.
14:24Yeah, but me and Ryan are at the O.T.
14:27God, we made this game.
14:29We made this game fan!
14:30No, but we just like it.
14:32Emma!
14:36Emma's trying to ruin this up.
14:38Emma.
14:38But you made this game fan!
14:41Oh, yeah.
14:42That just made her angry!
14:44How does that not do any damage?
14:47At least I have a good stuff.
14:50Oh, yeah.
14:51She's dead.
14:52She's dead.
14:52She's dead.
14:53We have the only pig!
14:56No, I just left her.
14:57Oh!
14:58I had the face!
14:59The middle of her forehead!
15:00Look!
15:01Oh!
15:02That was a trick shot!
15:03I threw it all the way!
15:04How many times am I going to throw a damn popsicle at her?
15:08She's just like...
15:09Where's my popsicle?
15:11Wait, what?
15:12I can't...
15:13I can't...
15:14Crank...
15:15Crank...
15:16Crank me.
15:16I got an ice cream bar!
15:18Boom!
15:18I got an ice cream bar!
15:20I got an ice cream bar!
15:21I got an ice cream bar!
15:21Just shoot him at me.
15:22Anything will help.
15:24Oh!
15:25This is actually...
15:26Two dollars you gave me.
15:27Anything will help.
15:28Now I'm the future.
15:29Three million dollars.
15:31Nothing will help.
15:31Nothing will help.
15:32Nothing will help.
15:32Nothing will help.
15:34You had to possibly look at her...
15:36I hate you, Grandma.
15:37I hate you, Grandma.
15:38I hate you, Grandma.
15:38I hate you, Grandma.
15:38My ice cream.
15:40Ice spice, Grandma.
15:41God, I got a molotov.
15:43She's not going to throw a damn...
15:43You're a molotov at Grandma!
15:45She doesn't...
15:45She didn't see...
15:46She does not throw a damn hotel.
15:48Boom!
15:50Grandma!
15:52Boom!
15:53Grandma!
15:54What one?
15:54If you see a molotov, throw a damn...
15:59I'm going to pause it on grandma so hard she's going to
16:02Okay, we'll do it!
16:03Boom!
16:04Mine is a forehead.
16:05Man.
16:07Well, I want to call some magic.
16:09She has the biggest forehead ever recorded.
16:15Shut up!
16:18Get it!
16:20Get it!
16:25Imagine I got a cleaver!
16:27Imagine I got a cleaver.
16:30Can I have a cleaver?
16:32Oh, grandma!
16:32Can I have a cleaver?
16:34Oh, yeah!
16:36Oh, crack those ankles.
16:38Boom!
16:40Grandma.
16:41I'm pumping the ground, making sure it helps me.
16:43Grandma!
16:44Get the head down!
16:45Boom!
16:46Oh!
16:47I'm not going to switch the toy camera.
16:49I'm going to teach grandma fast.
16:50Grandma!
16:52Get her!
16:56Grandma's going to regenerate.
16:57I know you're very fast though, grandma.
17:00Grandma, I'm going to have to hurt you real bad.
17:03Oh!
17:06Uh-oh!
17:08Grandma!
17:08Stop it!
17:09I'm with me.
17:10I'm secretly just really small.
17:13Oh!
17:13Oh!
17:15By the butt she's.
17:16Nice.
17:17John.
17:18I did it!
17:18I did it!
17:20Boo!
17:22Hi.
17:22She's moving around in there.
17:26As a professional...
17:27martial artist.
17:28As a professional martial artist.
17:30I know how she's like.
17:33There's not no more.
17:36No.
17:37You're not an artist.
17:39Boo!
17:40I wish I...
17:41When I hit my hand.
17:42Hey, budget!
17:43Oh!
17:44Hedgehog!
17:44Why can't we punch or something?
17:46Put the grandma in this one?
17:48Look.
17:49Take the slap, kick.
17:50I don't think.
17:50That doesn't make sense.
17:51I hope I have the grandma in this one.
17:52Because that's gonna be different.
17:56Oh.
17:56How do you get power?
17:58I don't know.
17:59Because I don't get power.
18:00You guys have power.
18:06Hey, go.
18:06What?
18:08Why did she kick off?
18:09Come on.
18:10Come on.
18:12I'll step on the other part.
18:15Oh!
18:17Boom!
18:20How did you grumble?
18:21For the part.
18:22Ow!
18:23How did you grumble?
18:24I'm sorry.
18:25I'm sorry.
18:28I'm sorry.
18:28I hate the part.
18:30She's gonna kill us.
18:32We killed her!
18:34I fought her.
18:35Let me get it.
18:36That's what it is.
18:38That was Roblox.
18:40Oh my god, it was first place.
18:43No, not that.
18:43No, that's...
18:45I know, that was neat.
18:47We have to have a bus to do this.
18:50They're probably talking to me right now.
18:52We have to have a bus to do this.
18:54Should I say a baggie?
18:58Grandma's house!
18:59Grandma's house!
19:01Oh, power trip, actually.
19:02Power trip.
19:05Donnie's making all these colors.
19:07The bomb.
19:09Actually, I don't want it.
19:11You got it! I'm Justin!
19:13Oh my god!
19:15What?
19:16We invaded Grandma's pirate ship.
19:18Don't kill me.
19:20Donnie, it's a part of a dead ship.
19:26We invaded Grandma's ship.
19:29And she wants to fire the cannon from our ship.
19:31And she wants to do something.
19:31What I'm doing is getting my ass out.
19:35I'm trying to fix that.
19:38Oh my god, who's through a cannibal at you, Mom?
19:43Grandma's.
19:44Grandma's.
19:45Grandma's.
19:45Grandma's.
19:45Grandma's.
19:45Grandma's.
19:46Grandma's.
19:47Grandma's.
19:48Grandma's.
19:59Grandma's.
20:00I'll be nice if you don't hurt me.
20:01Just kidding, I'm not being nice.
20:03No.
20:04No.
20:05No.
20:05Johnny, it's a part of a dead game.
20:07That's a part...
20:09Oh, baby.
20:11I don't even know if I said that you said that.
20:13Okay!
20:14Get out of your dick!
20:15Johnny.
20:16I said so.
20:16I didn't say that.
20:20Hello, Theo.
20:21What, hello, Theo?
20:22I want you on a Merry Christmas!
20:25I want you on a Merry Christmas!
20:27I want you on a Merry Christmas.
20:28My hat's soft!
20:33I'm going to hit you with this dog.
20:37Does that teach you a lesson not to puppy dog?
20:42Johnny said, no, I'm literally not here.
20:46What, do you want me to do my thing?
20:49Johnny, it's a part of the dang guy.
20:54Where is grandma at?
20:56Because I've been waiting for grandma for three couple of days.
21:00Thirteen tasks left, but I'm all in the head.
21:03Oh my god, there comes the slider.
21:07Grandma, are you okay?
21:08Come on out of here!
21:10I'm trapped!
21:12Give me that!
21:13How did that go right under grandma?
21:19Grandma.
21:21Grandma deflects, right?
21:22Did you learn how to deflect things?
21:24No, I didn't.
21:25Because I just threw that cleaver at you and it won an ocean.
21:28Oh.
21:29That's it, I don't know.
21:30I don't remember!
21:32Well, that's your shell that's cracked.
21:35I'm going to get the fish!
21:41It makes the...
21:44Can I do my cat first morning?
21:47Johnny...
21:47Pum!
21:48Say a good bug!
21:50I don't know about a head.
21:53Where are you?
21:55Show yourself.
21:56Wait for granny to come out.
21:59That's going to be a cat.
22:01I'm the cat.
22:10Oh!
22:11Johnny, stop!
22:12Johnny!
22:13Oh, did that lady just throw some extra?
22:15Actually, he needs to part.
22:16Johnny needs to part.
22:18You want something that's not to fit.
22:20I just want to make sure.
22:24I just want to make sure.
22:26Okay.
22:27This is all I want to do.
22:29Draw with your fingers.
22:31Oh, as long as I'm allowed to throw the she shell at you.
22:34Yeah.
22:37Aha!
22:39Now, one more.
22:41That's the word of Gladys.
22:45No, one more.
22:46No, one more.
22:47No!
22:48I said one more.
22:49I said no more!
22:50Yeah!
22:52That's a massive shark.
22:54Grandma, where are you?
22:55Grandma!
22:56Grandma, where are you?
22:57I just want to say hi.
22:59I'm going to throw this stupid one up there.
23:01Grandma, where are you?
23:06I love you, Grandma.
23:07I'm sorry.
23:08Can I have a hug?
23:10Stop it!
23:10Do not have to grandma.
23:11Get away from me.
23:12I love you.
23:13And get away.
23:14I'm sorry.
23:15I was doing shit.
23:16Hug me now.
23:17Hug me now.
23:18Wait.
23:21Grandma, shoot them!
23:23No, Grandma!
23:25Got them, Grandma!
23:27Now, shoot this one!
23:28Shoot this one!
23:28Shoot this one!
23:29Yeah!
23:29Yeah, go.
23:31Boom!
23:32Right at their ship!
23:33Hey, Grandma!
23:34You've got to defend yourself!
23:35Oh!
23:39Grandma, you have too much electric in your body.
23:43God.
23:44Dang!
23:44I'm not going to throw it at you, actually.
23:46That's a perfect one!
23:47Heel!
23:48Heel!
23:48Heel!
23:49Right here!
23:49Right here!
23:51Finn wins!
23:54This is going to be...
23:56This will vote, though.
23:57Finn wins!
24:01I'm clapping like...
24:02Yay, guys!
24:07So...
24:07I'm going to have to end the radio.
24:10Aah!
24:11Do not clap your mic.
24:13What are you guys doing on my computer?
24:17Guys!
24:18I want to make some content...
24:20This is not...
24:21This is...
24:22You have your own computer, dude.
24:24Ah!
24:24My mic's not right there, right now.
24:26So you can still turn these ones
24:29Guys
24:31You guys are so annoying
24:33Oh my gosh
24:35Turn it off right now
24:37Bye guys
24:38She thinks I'm