00:02He's got a seagull bro. Quick time somebody. Hurry up. Fuck shake. He's got a seagull. Get the fingers here.
00:10I've got a seagull you knob. What? I've got a seagull you knob. Fuck. Can someone cut this line? I'm
00:17holding on to a fucking killer bird. Pull it. Go on.
00:23You've got a seagull. Mate, the hook's gone right through its beak. What can I do? I've had to cut
00:28it off. It's right.
00:32It's tight, that. This is an hook. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did it up. He went round his wing as
00:36well, didn't he? Or did it come off his wing?
00:38Oh, yeah. It bit me as well, mate. The bite. You've got a coat. You've got a bit of a
00:42coat, man. What? You're taking the piss.
00:54You've got a pair of fucking... Can you grab his head there? Grab his head, then. Oh, God.
01:04He's got a bit of a coat. Ah! Ah! Ah! Have you got the hook, Al? Where is it, then?
01:10It's gone!
01:11It's sweet, it's gone. It's gone. It's got his finger, though. It's gone, now. It's gone. It's underneath it.
01:17No, because it was all the way through his beak. Sweet. How much that hurts? It hurts.
01:26Fuck off now. What a dickhead. Easy!
01:33Who's not catching nothing today?