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00:05Oh, that was them! That was them! That was them! That was them! That was them!
00:09It's anybody's game. It comes down to the clocks, Jeff.
00:11That is correct.
00:12That was pathetic, bro.
00:14Yeah, that didn't look super athletic on any of their parts.
00:20Welcome to the Dozen Extreme Pro Football Edition, presented by Jersey Mike's championship match.
00:25Clap it up, Dana.
00:29He's the only one that's clapped so far.
00:31You're not a clapping team, I feel like. You're a Rust Belt.
00:33Yeah, we have Rust Belt clap.
00:35You guys don't clap.
00:36We have, as I just said, Team Rust Belt, Nick Terraney, Jersey Jerry, Ohio State, Steelers, Browns.
00:43Rivalry, but not today.
00:45No, not today.
00:45Not today.
00:46Try and win $15,000 right here in this Jersey Mike's bag.
00:50It's too heavy. It's heavy, Jerry.
00:52Love that. Love cash.
00:53Jerry loves the cash.
00:55Founding Fathers. Bit of a comeback.
00:57You kind of walked away in the last match thinking, this is over.
01:00Halfway through that challenge.
01:01Che, a drop here, a drop there, and here you are, Dana.
01:04A lot of people are going to feel bad for Steven Che.
01:06I don't. He blew it, and that was an embarrassing effort for being a football guy.
01:09He went out. The difference was he did have a one-handed catch, and he had a two-handed catch,
01:14but he went out of order.
01:15It's one hand, one hand, two hand.
01:16And then he dropped, like, eight balls.
01:17And then he did. Also, he dropped, yeah, multiple.
01:20I love the guy, but that was an embarrassing effort.
01:22How do you feel, Eddie?
01:23Good. We've got to do better on trivia.
01:25We've got to win one of these challenges, too.
01:27Okay. Here we go.
01:29As we've done in the previous two of these,
01:31we will have trivia, then a challenge, then trivia, then a challenge, then trivia again.
01:35You are trying to win five second time bonuses for the big kahuna,
01:39the big final challenge at the end of the second half of this.
01:42Someone's walking away with $15,000.
01:45First trivia, football mashup.
01:49If you watch the Dozen Trivia League, you know the celebrity mashup with celebrities.
01:53These are football players, NFL players.
01:55They wear helmets, Jeff.
01:56Their faces, well, we'll see.
01:58We'll see.
01:59We'll see.
01:59So there's a bit of a fail-safe here.
02:01If you don't get it, we'll eventually stop.
02:03Oh, cool.
02:04But there's seven of them total.
02:06But you're doing best of five.
02:07We're doing best of five.
02:08If we've got to keep going, we'll go until somebody wins.
02:10If it's that bad.
02:10But I think you're going to be decent at it.
02:12I think you're not going to be too bad.
02:14Get your buzzers out.
02:15You can only buzz once you see the picture.
02:16If you buzz before the picture, the other team gets a chance to go first.
02:19Dave, is yours working?
02:20Oh, okay.
02:25That was it.
02:30Way too easy.
02:32Here we go.
02:32Football mashup.
02:35Identify the NFC North tight end and AFC West QB mashed up here.
02:40NFC North tight end, AFC West QB.
02:47Sam Laporta, Bo Nix.
02:48That is correct.
02:49Sam Laporta and Bo Nix.
02:50Wow.
02:51All right, Bo Nix was easy.
02:52I wouldn't be happy.
02:53I didn't know Sam Laporta looked like that.
02:54He's a great guy.
02:55He's got a great mustache.
02:56I know him personally.
02:57You gave him his friend, Jeff.
03:00I'm kidding.
03:01I've met him once.
03:02Okay.
03:02TJ's coming.
03:03Here we go.
03:04One nothing, one nothing.
03:06Next up.
03:08Identify the AFC East running back and AFC South DB.
03:18AFC East running back.
03:19AFC South DB.
03:20I did it.
03:20I did it.
03:22Travis Hunter, Brees Hall.
03:25Is that your answer?
03:25Yeah.
03:25Okay.
03:27Let's go.
03:28I will say, you answer trivia questions in a very, you question the answer.
03:34The jersey helps.
03:35Yeah, yeah, for sure.
03:35I did not know what he looked like.
03:37Yeah, Brees Hall?
03:38Yeah.
03:38Okay.
03:391-1.
03:39I don't even know who that is.
03:41Brees Hall?
03:41No, I'm saying I can't picture it.
03:43The hints help more than the...
03:45Yeah, for sure, for sure.
03:461-1.
03:47Identify the NFC North receiver and NFC North running back mashed up here.
03:54Founding Fathers.
03:55Najee Harris.
03:56No.
03:58Three, he's not in the AFC North.
03:59Two, NFC North.
04:00One.
04:00What are you doing?
04:02This is NFC North receiver, NFC North running back.
04:05Oh, NFC North running back.
04:07Josh Jacobs.
04:07Three, two, Josh Jacobs.
04:10One.
04:11Other side.
04:12You know who's the running back?
04:13Another receiver.
04:14NFC North.
04:14Jacobs?
04:16Jameer Gibbs.
04:17Jameer Gibbs, maybe?
04:17No, it's a pack.
04:18Other side.
04:19A pack or a running back.
04:20Wide receiver for one of those teams.
04:22NFC North running back and receiver.
04:24What does Luther Burden look like?
04:26Two.
04:26Josh Jacobs, Luther Burden.
04:28Other side.
04:29Josh Jacobs and...
04:31Is it Josh Jacobs?
04:32I do.
04:33Is it Josh Jacobs and Jordan Addison?
04:35That's correct.
04:36Two to one.
04:37Jordan Addison, Josh Jacobs.
04:38Well done.
04:39I know, Josh.
04:40This is tough.
04:41They always have helmets off.
04:42Very hard.
04:43Here we go.
04:44Oh, this...
04:45We'll see.
04:46Okay.
04:47Identify the NFC West fullback at AFC South tight end mashed up here.
05:15Finding Fathers for the win.
05:18I was just doing that.
05:20Three.
05:21Two.
05:23One.
05:24Say the clues again?
05:26AFC South receiver, NFC North edge.
05:29South...
05:29So that's the Colts Titans.
05:39Yeah, the Colts Titans.
05:42Yeah, the Colts Titans.
06:00Bounce into the end zone or out of bounds in this challenge.
06:05One person from each team will compete in this challenge.
06:09After a coin flip, the first person will step up and punt the ball into the corner with
06:15the goal of landing the football as close to the corner as possible.
06:19We have two heavy hitting squads, the Founding Fathers against the Rust Belt.
06:24Yes.
06:25And the Founding Fathers found a way to sneak in in that last semifinal matchup and the
06:30Rust Belt kind of took it wire to wire.
06:32Are the Rust Belt the favorites?
06:34Yeah.
06:34I think the Rust Belt might be the favorite.
06:36Although now it's kind of flipped because I do thought...
06:40I thought the Team Florida had an athletic advantage over the Founding Fathers in episode
06:44two.
06:45Yeah.
06:45Now it feels like they have the athletic advantage.
06:48Dave and Jerry, this is a good matchup.
06:51This is...
06:52Both guys can't ride a roller coaster, but they can cough in corner.
06:55Jerry, what's going on over here?
06:57I had a play.
06:58If you kick it in that corner, it's not going to come back too much.
07:02It's going to come back a little bit.
07:03You have a good chance of getting it in the circle.
07:06I said, Jeff, is that legal?
07:07He said, it doesn't extreme.
07:09I said, you're right.
07:09It doesn't extreme.
07:10And he wants to go tell Dave my meta.
07:12Oh.
07:13You want it out now?
07:14I want it out.
07:14Dave, did you?
07:15Do you hear what Jerry's been talking about?
07:16You have to both agree to having it out.
07:17I want it out.
07:18You can both agree to having it out or having it in.
07:19I was saying, if you kick this ball and hit it into the corner, because it's not going
07:24to bounce crazy back, you're going to probably be somewhere around the little circle, the red.
07:30I don't like that.
07:31I think that's what it's out.
07:32It's out.
07:32It's out.
07:33It's out.
07:33It's out.
07:33It's out, guys.
07:34It's not.
07:34Once it hits, it's dead.
07:37If it's out of bounds, it's dead.
07:38Yeah, correct.
07:38If it hits out of bounds, it is dead.
07:39Okay, can you ask him what a meta is?
07:41What is meta?
07:42What is meta?
07:42Hey, Jerry, what's meta?
07:44Meta's like the best.
07:46Okay.
07:47That's the best course of action.
07:49That's the best gun.
07:50Yeah, yeah.
07:51It's the best.
07:53It's a meta turn.
07:54Jerry.
07:54Yo.
07:56Run.
07:57Hustle.
07:57Hustle.
07:58What up?
07:59Hey, don't be afraid to use a timeout.
08:02You f***ed up Dave last time.
08:04Timeout, timeout.
08:04Oh, wow.
08:06Wow, Jay with the ice job.
08:07Really?
08:08Yeah, you have three timeouts.
08:09Okay, done.
08:10So right before he kicks, call timeout.
08:12But use it wisely.
08:14And so if he's smart, he doesn't use one of them because White Sox Dave probably knows that
08:19that was the conversation.
08:21Yeah.
08:21And so if he's anticipating a timeout call every time and you never hit him with it, it's
08:25almost, that's the real meta.
08:27And we're about to be live.
08:28All right, five more seconds on the line here to help you out in the big kahuna.
08:33Punting will be White Sox Dave.
08:34Punting will be Jersey Jerry.
08:36It'll snake.
08:37Dave, you go first, then Jerry twice, back and forth.
08:39If after five punts we have nobody on that mat, there'll be one sudden death punt with
08:44the whole field of play open.
08:46White Sox Dave, whenever you're ready.
08:50Chip shot from Dave.
08:52Almost hits the ref.
08:54Oh, and so they made a gentleman's agreement before this that if you hit the wall, it's out.
08:59Which is crazy.
09:03Oh, that's it, Dave.
09:04All right, these guys are going to have to find their form here.
09:07Timeout, timeout, timeout, timeout, timeout, timeout, timeout, timeout.
09:09Oh, he used it too early.
09:10But he has three.
09:11He knows he has three.
09:12Yeah, he does have three.
09:14I'm going.
09:14Okay.
09:17Good timeout, Jerry.
09:19Good timeout, Jerry.
09:21It worked.
09:21Great timeout.
09:23Now Jerry's got to watch out for the timeout.
09:25Everything he does is hard.
09:26I know, right?
09:27And you're dinking it.
09:29Yes, Jerry.
09:31Go!
09:32That really was caught in court.
09:34Bounce backwards.
09:37That's good.
09:38Fuck.
09:39Too much.
09:39Out the back of the end zone.
09:41Just don't sit.
09:43Score remains 0-0.
09:44Gentleman's agreement.
09:45They said that doesn't count.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Good negotiation, Jerry.
09:49We've already gone out of order, I think.
09:51I quickly realized that.
09:52It's fine.
09:55Jerry, can he curve in?
09:56Get there.
09:56Go!
09:57Get there!
09:57Go!
09:58Get there!
09:58Oh my God!
09:59He did it wrong.
10:00We were going out of order, Jerry.
10:02We were going out of order.
10:02Now they're calling out the out of order.
10:04They said they quickly realized it was out of order.
10:06I don't know if it was.
10:07Was it?
10:09That's the danger of calling a timeout in a game that doesn't have timeouts.
10:13How do you want to do it?
10:14No, we'd have to restart from the start.
10:16So we just went over the switch.
10:18Jerry, you put this on.
10:20Just don't knock it off, Jerry.
10:24This is the fourth one, right?
10:29Thank God.
10:30Your own off.
10:30Is this his fifth?
10:31So should I go in or no?
10:32This is his fifth.
10:33This is his fifth.
10:33This is his fifth.
10:34Yeah, if he's closer, you have one more chance.
10:38Oh, no.
10:40Yes.
10:40We won.
10:41We won.
10:41And that's it.
10:42That's a five-second time bonus for the Rust Belt.
10:45Jerry wins the punting competition.
10:47Five each right now.
10:48So the Founding Fathers win in trivia.
10:51The Rust Belt wins in the Coffin Corner.
10:53And now we're tied up with a little bit more trivia and one more challenge before the big kahuna.
10:58I got to say, after watching that, Roan, is there a chance that this is maybe too extreme?
11:04This is getting almost violent.
11:06I think Kate, as someone who's been in actual war, might have some insights into how gory it is down
11:12there.
11:13Jerry, two incredible plays there.
11:15A timeout call and then an excellent kick.
11:18What was the meta on that play?
11:19The meta was just getting inside Dave's head a little bit.
11:21You know, might have had some prior information.
11:23Dave doesn't like timeouts.
11:24Timeout, timeout.
11:25I called a timeout and he had the worst kick of the day.
11:28Okay.
11:28Well, here's a little extra fuel before you go into the trivia.
11:31Good job out there.
11:35I hope everyone at home has calmed down after watching that.
11:37Congrats to the Rust Belt team for evening up.
11:41Five seconds each.
11:42Five seconds each.
11:43Though, again, people who've had the bonus advantage going to the Kuna are 0 for 2 right now.
11:48Just worth noting.
11:49Trivia.
11:49Career path.
11:50You're going to see a bunch of logos.
11:52I'm going to tell you the year they were drafted and their position.
11:54Or the years they were drafted.
11:56A decade they were drafted.
11:57And their position.
11:58You tell me whose career path this represents.
12:03Here we go.
12:04Get your buzzers ready.
12:07Which NFL QB drafted in the 2000s had this career path?
12:17Founding Fathers.
12:18Matt Schaub.
12:19That is correct.
12:19Matt Schaub.
12:21Matt Schaub.
12:22That was crazy.
12:23Gave it away.
12:23Jeez.
12:24Next up.
12:25Which NFL receiver drafted in the 90s had this career path?
12:34Ravens, Colts, Broncos, Seahawks, Giants, Broncos, Ravens.
12:37I'm going to have a guess.
12:38I don't know if it's...
12:39NFL receiver, 1990s, drafted.
12:42NFL receiver, drafted by the way.
12:48Finding Fathers.
12:50Brandon Stokely?
12:51That's correct.
12:512-0 Brandon Stokely.
12:53That's what you want to say, Dave?
12:54Yes.
12:55It was.
12:56Dave had that one.
12:58For the win, you have three chances to win this.
13:01Which NFL running back drafted in the 2010s had this career path?
13:05There's one practice squad team thrown in here.
13:08Keep that in mind.
13:11NFL running back drafted in the 2010s.
13:17One of those is a practice squad.
13:33Nobody buzzes in in 10 seconds.
13:35We're going to just call it.
13:36We'll go to the next one.
13:37In what?
13:37What was the decade?
13:382010s running back.
13:3910, 9, 8, 7.
13:43Rusto.
13:44Javid Best.
13:46Other side.
13:485.
13:49Throw it out there.
13:503.
13:512.
13:52Kevin Jones.
13:53Can I...
13:53Can we name another?
13:54Sorry, we'll keep going.
13:55Another Lions running back is...
13:57Um...
13:58Amir Abdullah.
13:59That is correct.
14:002 to 1.
14:00Amir Abdullah.
14:01There we go.
14:02From the best.
14:03Amir Abdullah.
14:04I didn't know that, to be clear.
14:052 to 1.
14:05You're just going off Lions running back.
14:06Okay, that's fair.
14:07Hey, that's absolutely one way to do it.
14:09Next up, this person also is going to have one practice squad team in there.
14:12Just keep that in mind.
14:14Running back drafted in the 2010s.
14:16Career path.
14:17Who is it?
14:18Let's see it.
14:22For the win, founding fathers.
14:24It's not who I think.
14:25Never mind.
14:25What do you think?
14:264.
14:26Dobbins.
14:27It's not.
14:282.
14:291.
14:31Melvin Gordon.
14:32Melvin Gordon.
14:33We're tied up.
14:332 apiece.
14:342 apiece.
14:35So is this it?
14:354 to 5 seconds.
14:36Here we go.
14:38They were getting close to saying it.
14:39Were you getting close to saying it?
14:40He had it.
14:40He had it.
14:41Last one.
14:42Which NFL DB draft in the 2000s had this career path?
14:49For the win, founding fathers.
14:50I don't know why I did that.
14:52Quentin Jammer?
14:53I don't know.
14:53Briefed.
14:53Quentin Jammer.
14:55For the win.
14:55Marty.
14:57Antonio Cromartie.
14:57That's the win.
14:58And they have another 5 second bonus.
15:00Reverse sweep.
15:0110 to 5.
15:01They did come back.
15:02They 0-2 lead.
15:04Did not matter.
15:050-2 deficit rather.
15:06That is another 5.
15:08You now have 10.
15:10You have 5.
15:11What's thrown on over to Roan and Big Cat?
15:14Oh, man.
15:14They really blew it.
15:16They had a lead there.
15:17Yeah.
15:17I mean, you really.
15:19Amir Abdullah is going to haunt Dana's dreams.
15:21And he was trying to show.
15:22He knew it.
15:23He said Nebraska afterwards.
15:24Nebraska.
15:25I knew it.
15:25I knew it.
15:26After you gave me the answer, I totally knew it.
15:28You didn't know it.
15:29Dana, if you knew it, you would have known it.
15:31Unbelievable stuff.
15:32But, you know, that's how close this game has been.
15:34So the Founding Fathers now need a physical win in this next challenge to tie things up going into the
15:41Big Kahuna.
15:41We have one more physical challenge.
15:43It's time to play a little jackpot.
15:46The final challenge in the Dozen Extreme is one-handed jackpot.
15:52All three members of each team will compete in this challenge.
15:56Everybody will have one hand tied behind their back.
15:59With everyone facing the other direction, all-time quarterback Mike Kadick will throw the ball in the air and yell
16:06jackpot.
16:07Then, all six players will turn around, search for the ball, and attempt to make a one-handed catch.
16:14The first team to successfully catch five passes wins the challenge and a five-second bonus in the Big Kahuna.
16:22This seems like it's old-fashioned 500.
16:24This is nice.
16:25Something for the kids in the backyard.
16:28Who wants the ball the most?
16:29Can you just go up and get it?
16:30If you're Dana, you have to think, I'm the most imposing physical president.
16:35Present?
16:36Yeah.
16:36Presence?
16:37Presence.
16:37Presidents.
16:38I'm the most imposing president, and I should be able to get every ball that gets thrown up.
16:43Yeah, it's an interesting setup because the height is definitely in Dana's favor, but second to Dana and third to
16:50Dana are Tate and Nick.
16:51So, I think that if they were smart, they would box out.
16:56Yeah.
16:56Use Jerry as a box out and take your chances with Tate and Nick going against Eddie and White Sox
17:03Dave.
17:03But that also sets us up for the potential of an all-time clip of Dana catching one right on
17:09Jersey Jerry's head.
17:10Yep.
17:10Maybe you've got to let Jerry know that he needs to box him out just so we can maybe get
17:13that clip.
17:14Okay.
17:15Got it.
17:18You still have two timeouts, and don't forget to box out.
17:22Dana.
17:23Take him out.
17:23Got it.
17:24Fries.
17:25Jersey Jerry, fun fact about him, he actually writes L and R in the bottom of both his shoes.
17:31Yeah, exactly.
17:32But he has them on the wrong shoes and has for his entire life.
17:36So, he doesn't know.
17:37Poor bastard.
17:38Which hand is dominant and which isn't.
17:40Can't tell his L from his R.
17:42Guys, we're getting word that some of the fellas are saying this is actually too extreme.
17:46This is tough, Kate.
17:46This is, I mean, when I signed up for the dozen extreme, I didn't know it would be this.
17:50I wanted punting.
17:51I wanted to punt in the corner.
17:53This is, I don't know.
17:54Jeff's lost his mind.
17:55We're going to get canceled for this.
17:56This is crazy.
17:57Throwing a ball while Mike Kadik holds his hands over his head.
18:00That's extreme.
18:01This is too extreme.
18:03Dana, what's your guys' strategy as a team here?
18:06I think we're going to be relying heavily on me as the tall guy and a couple of shorter
18:10guys here will maybe box out the black team.
18:13I don't know, though.
18:13I mean, I'm a big jackpot guy from middle school.
18:16I'm hoping to just, you know, Randy Moss a few of these clowns.
18:19So, basically, you think you're going to save the day here and be the MVP?
18:23I'm going to dominate.
18:24I'm going to dominate Kate.
18:27Stupid.
18:28He's talking about Kate?
18:30Oh.
18:31You're going to dominate Kate?
18:33Oh, my God.
18:35It's Kate's first time hearing this.
18:36So, as is tradition in the dozen extreme, we have a MVP conversation that's been forced
18:43upon us.
18:44In the second challenge that we're doing.
18:47Every single episode, someone decides they're the MVP.
18:50And the MVP has always lost.
18:52Not only that, the MVP is almost lost.
18:53If you're part of the rush belt, you have to be happy to hear this.
18:57Okay.
18:58Time to dominate Kate.
19:00Nick, what's your strategy going into this?
19:02So, I can't catch for shit.
19:04I should stop swearing.
19:06I can't catch for shit.
19:08For shucks.
19:09Yeah.
19:10So, I'm just going to try to get in the way of Dana.
19:13Gee willikers.
19:14I hope that works out for you.
19:15Let's keep it G.
19:16Okay.
19:16All right.
19:16Extreme jackpot.
19:17But a bit of a Mike's way.
19:19Twist.
19:20Kadek said, why don't they start turned around?
19:22Great call by Kadek.
19:23They're turned around.
19:24When he launches it, he'll say jackpot.
19:26You can then turn around and find the football.
19:28First to five.
19:29First to five.
19:30Spider, blow the whistle to start the challenge.
19:34Whoa, whoa.
19:35Oh, yeah, yeah.
19:36That was the start of the challenge.
19:37They didn't follow directions.
19:38I say jackpot.
19:39Good test.
19:40Good test.
19:41Good test.
19:42Good test.
19:42Good test.
19:42Good test.
19:43A little false start for the boys.
19:44But everybody false started.
19:46No more wrestle.
19:46No more wrestle.
19:46Good test.
19:46It was on the entire offensive line.
19:48Jackpot.
19:51Dana.
19:52One-nothing.
19:53Height is going to be.
19:54We got to box him out.
19:55We got to box him out.
19:56Well, how is he allowed to be right in the middle like that?
19:58If you're the black team, move him around.
20:00And Kadek or Dana are best friends.
20:02So, he'll be throwing a throw right to him.
20:04Catch at the park.
20:05Get it, JJ.
20:06Yes, JJ.
20:07Oh, he missed it.
20:11I mean, that was just to Jerry.
20:14What if we throw down the middle every time?
20:16Got to change it up.
20:19Jackpot.
20:21Dana.
20:22Easy catch.
20:23Do nothing founding fathers.
20:25Doesn't look good for us boys.
20:26No, it's going over there.
20:27They've got to get a body out of Dana.
20:29Put an ass in him.
20:30That's what you have.
20:30You're good for your mouth.
20:31You have to put your mouth.
20:32Put your ass in Dana.
20:33And do it right before the ball lands.
20:35Jackpot.
20:37Oh, off the ceiling.
20:39And no one's even going for the ball.
20:40They're just trying to hack a Dana.
20:42I haven't seen one yet.
20:42I like White Sox Dave in this because he's like a little terrier nipping at their ankles.
20:48Oh, oh.
20:50Oh, my God.
20:52Three nothing.
20:53That boy can't compete.
20:55Fucked it.
20:56Somebody reeks.
20:58Me.
20:59Jackpot.
21:02Got to play it off the ceiling boys.
21:04You're too good.
21:07I'm a nobody.
21:09Yeah, I can't do it.
21:09Jackpot.
21:14Good defense, Jerry.
21:15I couldn't.
21:16I didn't want him to get it.
21:16I want him to get it.
21:17Somebody just hit me in the fucking face.
21:19They got to hope that Dana gets tired.
21:21That was a great D by Jerry.
21:23Russ Belt is not close to catching a ball.
21:25They're not even trying to catch it.
21:26They're just trying to play defense.
21:28Tate, meet the ball at its apex.
21:32They're holding Tate.
21:33Jerry, use your timeout right before he catches it.
21:36Watch Eddie as he's hooking Tate's arm.
21:38He's moving Tate around however he wants.
21:41Jackpot.
21:46Jerry.
21:47Use your timeout right before he catches it.
21:50Doesn't count, he said.
21:51Right before he catches it.
21:53Full fart.
21:57Jackpot.
22:01Jerry is doing it.
22:02I mean, he's leaving it all in the field out there.
22:04Jerry Cromarty.
22:06You got to give him credit because I would have given up.
22:08They're down four nothing.
22:09They have no chance of catching one.
22:11One at a time.
22:12Who's got any problems?
22:13Not me.
22:14Jerry.
22:14Jackpot.
22:18Easy, easy win.
22:19That's it, founding fathers.
22:20They tie it up.
22:21Two bonuses each.
22:23And Dana, bring this with you when you go.
22:25A little something to snack on, a sub from Jersey Mike.
22:28For the, I'll say it, the MVP.
22:30He domicated.
22:32Domicated that round.
22:33I domicated.
22:34I domicated too.
22:35Go on over.
22:36Get over there.
22:38All right.
22:39So, Dana.
22:41What's up, Legends?
22:42You called yourself the MVP.
22:43I don't know if you're...
22:44I know I didn't.
22:45Kate did.
22:46Okay, well, you called yourself the MVP.
22:48Don't ever do that again to me.
22:51Embarrass me like that.
22:52You called yourself the MVP, Dana.
22:54I don't know if you know the lore about the dozen extreme, but we've had two episodes that
22:58people have called themselves MVPs and their team has lost.
23:01Is that true?
23:01Do you regret calling yourself the MVP?
23:03No.
23:04No.
23:04It's called...
23:05Because you did call yourself the MVP.
23:07You don't.
23:08You had a plane right outside of this guy.
23:10Don't embarrass me.
23:11All right.
23:11I called myself the MVP.
23:14Sorry, boss.
23:17Yeah.
23:18No.
23:18We're probably going to lose because of that.
23:20The dozen extreme curse.
23:21The MVP curse.
23:22Yeah.
23:22But maybe if you jinx the curse.
23:24I could jinx the curse.
23:25I could reverse the jinx the curse.
23:26You know?
23:28Who knows?
23:29Did anybody give you any trouble out there?
23:30I saw Jerry really getting handsy.
23:33Jerry Cromarty, they were calling him, but they were calling you Indomacate.
23:38Indomacate, too.
23:39Vincent Jackson, RIP.
23:41Yeah.
23:41He used to be one of my favorite players.
23:43Yeah.
23:44Why isn't he still one of your favorite players?
23:45Just because he died?
23:47Fell out of rotation.
23:48He used to, like, back...
23:49I don't know.
23:49So you have to be alive to be one of Dana's favorite players.
23:51No, no, no.
23:51I still love him, but he's somewhere else now.
23:54Okay.
23:55Yeah.
23:57All right.
23:57Well, Dana, get back out there.
23:58Hey, Dana.
23:59In the words of Dana.
24:00Reverse the jinx of the curse.
24:02All right.
24:02Because it doesn't rhyme any other way.
24:05Yeah, that's the only way that wordplay makes sense.
24:07All right, Dana.
24:08Reverse the jinx of the curse.
24:08Reverse the jinx of the curse.
24:10And that's what this has turned into now.
24:12The Big Kahuna is going to be Dana's fight to reverse the jinx of the curse.
24:17Will he be able to do it?
24:18We'll only find out on the Dozen Extreme.
24:21All right.
24:22Final portion of the first half of the Dozen Extreme Pro Football Edition presented by Jersey Mike's championship match.
24:28Ten seconds of bonus time in the Big Kahuna.
24:31Ten seconds of bonus time in the Big Kahuna.
24:33So whoever wins is going to get that extra five seconds.
24:35And also the choice if you want to go first or second in the Big Kahuna.
24:38Again, I will remind you, you're not out of it if you lose that five-second bonus.
24:41Because so far, the five-second bonus team has blown it in the end.
24:44The list.
24:45Tough list.
24:46Only 24 things on this list.
24:49Only 24 things.
24:51Spider.
24:51Flip a coin.
24:53Heads.
24:54Tails.
24:56Spider.
24:58Heads.
24:59Tails.
25:02Heads.
25:03Heads.
25:03All day.
25:04Heads.
25:05Love it.
25:06Ten seconds for an answer.
25:08Five-second countdown after that.
25:09After the 15, if you have no answer, we move on to the other side.
25:13Team with the most correct answers after five attempts wins this challenge.
25:17If after five we have no winner, sudden death we keep on going.
25:20Tate, final answer person here.
25:21Last thing you say at the buzzer will be your answer.
25:24Dana, final answer person.
25:25Sure.
25:26Last thing you say at the buzzer will be your team's answer.
25:28There's a little bit of a rule to this list.
25:32There's something I'm going to tell you just to keep in mind.
25:34To keep in mind.
25:35It makes the list a little harder.
25:37Name the last 24 full-time head coaches fired in the NFL.
25:42Key word.
25:44Fired.
25:46No resignations.
25:47No mutual parting of ways.
25:50No mutual parting of ways.
25:52No contracts not renewed.
25:54This is strictly fired coaches.
25:57They said, get out of here.
25:58Here we go.
25:59Timer begins now.
26:02Stefanski.
26:02Yeah.
26:03Kevin Stefanski.
26:04Easy one.
26:05Yeah.
26:07Other side.
26:08Mike McDaniels.
26:09Mike McDaniels.
26:13I'm fine with that.
26:14McDaniels.
26:15I'm fine with that.
26:16Not going to be a stickler on that.
26:17That's a good fight.
26:19Stefanski took over for Raheem Morse.
26:25He's an assistant.
26:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:27They don't have a lot.
26:28They don't have a lot.
26:31Brian Dayball.
26:332-2.
26:34Think about new coaches.
26:37Robert Sala.
26:37Robert Sala.
26:41You could use it now.
26:44Matt Iberfluss.
26:45The.
26:463-3.
26:47It's the Raven from the Titans.
26:48Mike Vrabel.
26:514-3.
26:53Who's the guy?
26:53Brian Cowan.
26:54Brian Cowan.
26:55Where's he?
26:56That's the way.
26:58That's the way.
26:59That's the way.
27:00That's the way.
27:01That's the way.
27:01That's the way.
27:01That's the way.
27:02That's the way.
27:03That's the way he's already used.
27:033-2.
27:05Brian Cowan.
27:074-4.
27:09Yeah, yeah.
27:09Who is it?
27:10Gerard Mayer.
27:13Stay alive.
27:14Oh, no.
27:14Dolphins coach.
27:15Dolphins coach.
27:16Oh, Pete.
27:17That's his hand.
27:215-4.
27:23Antonio Pierce.
27:25That is correct.
27:25Southern death.
27:27Pete Carroll.
27:28Pete Carroll.
27:29That is correct.
27:31Brandon Stanley.
27:33Yeah, yeah.
27:34Brandon Stanley.
27:37Who's the Cardinals?
27:38Gannon.
27:39Sudden death continues.
27:40I think King fired, right?
27:40It was a mutual.
27:41No, Harbaugh.
27:42I don't know if it was mutual.
27:43I don't know if it was mutual.
27:44Fuck.
27:45Jaguars.
27:465, 4, 3.
27:49Say it.
27:49Yeah.
27:502.
27:51John Harbaugh.
27:53Jonathan Gannon.
27:56The Bills fired the coach.
27:57Yes, they did.
27:58Sean McDermott.
27:59Sean McDermott.
28:02The most recent one.
28:04Mike Zimmer.
28:05Southern death still.
28:06I think about Oak.
28:07Just Mike.
28:09Mike Zimmer.
28:11That's a five-second bonus for this team.
28:15Not on that list.
28:18Here's the rest of the list.
28:19For those curious at home, I'm sure they want to see the entire list.
28:22Doug Peterson was up there.
28:24Ron Rivera.
28:25Yeah.
28:25Cliff Kingsbury.
28:27Some people got fired.
28:28Matt Rue got fired twice.
28:29But he's only, obviously, you only show him up there one time.
28:31Lovey Smith.
28:32Shout out.
28:33We wanted to give John Harbaugh the free space.
28:36That's good.
28:37Good job.
28:38Five-second bonus going into the big kahuna for the Rust Belt.
28:42Last time you went into this, you didn't have the five-second bonus.
28:45You won.
28:46Someone is about to walk away right here with $15,000 in cash.
28:50We're going to throw it over to Ronan Big Cat.
28:51You're going to get ready for the final big kahuna.
28:54And then someone will be our champions.
28:56Ronan, those are some bad coaches.
28:59And that was a bad, bad loss and bad chance at reversing the jinx of the curse.
29:06The jinx of the curse is now, I mean, you notice Dana calls himself MVP,
29:11goes right back to trivia, loses.
29:13The curse feels like it's.
29:14He might have reversed the reverse of the jinx of the curse.
29:18Yes, I think you're exactly right.
29:19Which is terrible.
29:21He needs to do something to reverse the reverse of the jinx of the curse.
29:25He needs to do something now.
29:27Will Jersey Jerry use a timeout in the big kahuna?
29:30He's got two.
29:31And you cannot take them home.
29:32There's no time benefit for bringing timeouts home with you.
29:35It's really starting to piss me off that these guys stole Valor today.
29:39I'm joined over here by Dana.
29:41He flubbed it in the last round,
29:42but now he once again was telling people behind the scenes,
29:45MVP, he's running back, the MVP for this round.
29:48Again, he's going to save his team.
29:50Thoughts?
29:50Yes, I am the MVP of this competition.
29:53I know Big Cat's trying to get in my head,
29:55but I'm not scared, Big Cat.
29:59And you're keeping things exactly the same as last time you ran the big kahuna.
30:02Absolutely, and I'm going to make better throws this time around.
30:08You heard it here first.
30:11Not only do they have a five-second penalty,
30:13they were up against some psychological warfare from Big Cat and Kate.
30:18Can they actually win this?
30:21Can they reverse the reverse the reverse of the jinx of the curse?
30:25This is the Big Kahuna.
30:28The Big Kahuna will determine the winner of this match.
30:33Each member of each team will compete in one component of the Big Kahuna,
30:39with the goal of not only getting through it as quickly as possible,
30:44but picking up time bonuses and avoiding time penalties along the way.
30:49The running back portion of the challenge will consist of these components.
30:54First, a rope ladder,
30:56where they will receive a time deduction for every step hit on the ladder.
31:02They will then go over three hurdles.
31:04Every hit of the hurdle will give them another time penalty.
31:09After that, they will go through tackle dummies.
31:12Inside of the tackle dummy course are flags.
31:15Every flag they rip off and collect along the way
31:18will represent a time bonus.
31:21After that, they will run through the rest of the running back challenge,
31:25where they will approach Mike Kadick.
31:28If they are able to truck Kadick off of his spot,
31:32they will earn a time bonus.
31:34Once the running back is done,
31:36the quarterback challenge begins.
31:38There will be five targets in front of the quarterback.
31:41Two stationary, two moving,
31:44and a Hail Mary net at the end.
31:46Using a chalked football,
31:48they will attempt to hit as close to the bullseye on each target as possible.
31:53Depending on where they hit on the target,
31:55they will earn more time bonuses.
31:57If you miss a target,
31:59you get a time penalty.
32:01They will have two attempts to hit each target,
32:04with the final Hail Mary net having the biggest time bonus of the entire big kahuna.
32:10Finally, after that comes the wide receiver.
32:14The receiver will attempt to catch three passes from the jugs machine in the correct order.
32:21A one-handed catch, another one-handed catch, and then a two-handed catch.
32:26The team will get docked with a time penalty for every single drop.
32:32After all three attempts from the jugs machine,
32:35the receiver will go out for a diving catch from their quarterback.
32:40If they successfully catch the ball in a diving motion onto the pad,
32:44the challenge is complete.
32:46If they do not complete the catch, they must go back and try again.
32:52Every single drop is worth a time penalty.
32:56Once the catch is complete, the challenge is over.
33:00We will take the team's time,
33:02add in any time bonuses and penalties,
33:04and then compare the two times
33:07and declare the winner of our first match.
33:11All right, welcome to the final Big Kahuna,
33:14the last part of this whole entire competition that does an extreme
33:17per football edition presented by Jersey Mike's.
33:19Someone's about to win $15,000.
33:22You, the founding fathers, are going first.
33:24You come in, down five seconds already to start.
33:28Can you make it up for the second straight challenge?
33:30Eddie, the running back again.
33:32Dana, the quarterback again.
33:34White Sox, Dave, once again, the wide receiver.
33:38Here we go.
33:38When Spider blows the whistle, we will begin.
33:40Good luck, boys.
33:41Founding fathers up first.
33:45Lightning from Eddie.
33:46Absolute lightning.
33:47Really weak whistle from Spider.
33:50We're just going to see.
33:50We've got to call it out.
33:52Yeah.
33:53Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
33:56He's on fire.
33:58Here he goes.
33:59Will he knock Kadek off?
34:00Kadek's off.
34:00He needs every second.
34:01Kadek's off.
34:02He did it.
34:03Dana.
34:05Rifle.
34:06Dana.
34:06Oh, no.
34:08He missed it last time.
34:09It's been tough to hit.
34:10Missed it again.
34:11Behind.
34:12It's harder than it looks.
34:14No.
34:16That hit the frame.
34:18No.
34:18Hit the frame again.
34:20Dana has to get out of his own head.
34:22This could be an MVP play.
34:25And it's a hit.
34:26Oh, misses it.
34:26He has not hit a target in a while.
34:28He's got to hit it in the net.
34:30Got it.
34:31This is horrible, boys.
34:32No, missed it.
34:32This is really bad.
34:34It looks like the curse might be real.
34:37Oh, he doesn't realize he's got to throw.
34:38He's got to throw again still.
34:43He's going to run.
34:45What's that?
34:45The cat got in my head.
34:46Here we go.
34:49Oh, no.
34:50That's a terrible pass.
34:51On the ball, Dave.
34:52On the ball.
34:53If Dave gets on the ball, he can win this thing.
34:56The best part about this is I wasn't even trying to get in Dana's head.
34:59Oh, Dave.
35:00Oh, Dave.
35:00That's not even Dana's fault.
35:02Oh, Dave.
35:03Dave, get back on your spot.
35:05This is going to kill him.
35:08Can he catch it?
35:09There it is.
35:10Into the body.
35:11And that's time.
35:13Dave pissed.
35:13Where's Eddie?
35:14Eddie, I'm sorry.
35:14Gross it with frustration.
35:16Eddie, I'm sorry.
35:16That's the beauty of Dana Beers.
35:18I was not trying to get in his head.
35:20I was just trying to fill air time.
35:23And he has decided that I had some type of scheme that I started when I woke up this morning
35:28to thwart him at the big kahuna.
35:31Yeah, the big kahuna.
35:33Dana, come on over here.
35:36Now, you will be surprised.
35:38There are winnable circumstances, but this seems psychological for Dana.
35:43Yeah.
35:44You got in my head.
35:44Dana.
35:46The self-proclaimed MVP, Dana Beers, here.
35:50Dana, I was just saying to everyone at home, I wasn't trying to get in your head.
35:55I was trying to fill air time.
35:57You decided that I was trying to get in your head, which I guess would then prove that I'm
36:00always in your head.
36:01What happened out there?
36:02I was thinking about you the whole time.
36:05Oh, no.
36:06When I had the ball in my hand, I just looked at it, and it was your face.
36:08I bet you could have lasted longer, though.
36:10Yeah, true.
36:11But, I mean, yeah.
36:14No, I'm embarrassed.
36:15I let Eddie and Dave down, and now we need some type of miracle.
36:19But I was rattled stepping up.
36:23Very rattled.
36:24It's about the thrower next time.
36:26It's about Ohio State.
36:27Can Ohio State have a better throwing experience than you did?
36:31But at the same time, are you putting any blame on Dave dropping those two passes?
36:36No, no, no.
36:36The first one was a little over his hands, and the second one maybe, but this is all on
36:41my shoulders.
36:42I blew it.
36:42I blew it.
36:43You look bad out there.
36:44You know what you have to do if you want to reverse the jinx of the curse?
36:46What?
36:47You got to get one of these guys who's about to go on Rust Belt to proclaim their MVP.
36:52Okay.
36:52So go get an MVP.
36:53I know Terraney wouldn't do that.
36:54No, I know, but I think there's one guy that would always say that he's MVP, so go with
36:58Kate.
36:58You also have three timeouts in your pocket.
37:00Yeah.
37:00No reason going home with him.
37:02Go with Kate and get him to proclaim.
37:06This is the way to reverse the jinx of the curse.
37:09It's tough.
37:10Dana screwed you, Dave.
37:11Here, Dave, you want to talk to us real quick?
37:14Okay, so here goes Dana.
37:17Dave, you got hung out to dry there by Dana.
37:20I should have caught the second ball.
37:22Yeah, but I'm blaming Dana here because Dana actually proclaimed his MVP halfway through
37:26the competition.
37:28I'm taking accountability on that one.
37:30I should have caught the second ball.
37:31Okay.
37:32Yeah, it's got to be frustrating.
37:33He didn't hit me in the hands the first time, but second time.
37:35But you made the jug machine your bitch.
37:37What gave you more problems in this competition?
37:39The second ball or all of the trivia?
37:42The trivia.
37:43Yeah, I can't do that kind of trivia.
37:45That's actually correct.
37:46You get a point in trivia there.
37:47And guys, I'm here with Jersey Jerry.
37:49Dana came up to me right before this and said, try to get Jerry to say he's MVP.
37:53Would you ever say something like that?
37:54No, never.
37:55Never in a million years.
37:56I'm not MVP.
37:57That would be a really dumb thing to say.
37:59Yeah, no.
37:59100% not.
38:01Kate, please let Jerry know it's 5K extra for MVP and anyone who proclaims their MVP.
38:085K extra.
38:08Wait, wait.
38:095K extra for anyone who claims their MVP?
38:11I'm MVP.
38:11I'm the best here.
38:12You guys know this.
38:13Watch the catching drill.
38:14You'll see.
38:14There you go.
38:15The goat.
38:15There goes the goat.
38:16Number one.
38:185K extra.
38:18Just to say you're MVP.
38:20Wow, that's a pretty good deal.
38:22So Dana's got, I mean, if Dana finds that out.
38:24Yeah.
38:24He might be calling himself the MVP again.
38:26We're bankrupt after all the MVPs that are proclaimed today.
38:30Yeah, but it all, it cancels out.
38:32All right.
38:33This is it.
38:35Either win or lose right here.
38:36Rust Belt.
38:37We just saw the Founding Fathers go.
38:38Couple drops, but they eventually completed it.
38:41And what couldn't have been a decent time, who knows?
38:43Tate, running back.
38:44Nick, quarterback again.
38:46Jerry, receiver.
38:47You guys crushed the last time.
38:48I think it ended with like 20 seconds.
38:50Here we go.
38:50This is it for the $15,000.
38:52You'll begin when Spider blows the whistle.
38:55Good luck.
38:56Time out.
38:57Oh, time out.
38:58Oh, wow.
38:59Use of a time out.
39:00You can't go home with them.
39:02Great use of a time out by Dana there.
39:03He's trying to ice them.
39:05He's seeing if he can ice them.
39:06Dana.
39:07Tate walks off the line.
39:09Incredible time out.
39:11Really nice.
39:12And remember, you have two more.
39:15No way he gets two more.
39:16It's minus 10 seconds if you don't use the other two.
39:21Spider, you're good.
39:25Here he goes.
39:27And Tate, obviously a little bit slow because of the time out.
39:31Yeah, you can tell that guy's been taking dancing classes
39:33for his up and running.
39:34Good work, Tate.
39:34Nice.
39:35Very gentle.
39:36One at a time.
39:38He just wants to execute.
39:40All right.
39:41That's all of them.
39:43He's got him off.
39:44He's got him off his ball.
39:45All right, here we go.
39:46Nick has to throw with people at his feet.
39:47That's one hit for Nick.
39:48Two hits for Nick.
39:50He's already ahead of Dana.
39:51I don't think Dana hit anything else after that.
39:53Come on, Blutman, hurry up.
39:55A little bit high on Blutman.
39:57If Nick get one of these, it would be massive.
40:00If he could get one of these.
40:00Nick's the side of it.
40:02Just a little bit high.
40:04That's okay.
40:05So Dana didn't get anything after the first target as well.
40:08Here we go.
40:08Nick's just fine.
40:09All he's got to do is really nail this pass to Jerry.
40:13Big throw, Nick.
40:13Maybe get one in.
40:14Big throw, Nick.
40:15Wow, that's absolutely huge.
40:17Can he get another?
40:21Oh, is it?
40:21Oh, Jerry.
40:23Did that go in?
40:23Oh, no, Jerry.
40:25Oh, that's not good.
40:26This is the curse of the MVP.
40:30Too much.
40:31Jerry.
40:32Yes!
40:34What a catch!
40:36Jerry!
40:38Jersey Jerry with the back of the end zone catch, Robby.
40:43In your life, have you seen anything like that?
40:47At the most critical moment of the entire match, Jersey Jerry comes up big and reverses the jinx of the
40:55curse of the jinx.
40:57Wow!
40:58Unbelievable.
40:59That's MVP stuff.
41:01Without the bonus for getting it in the net, there were some drop passes that kind of evened things out.
41:07But it feels like on just raw score alone that that catch by Jersey Jerry was the moment that won
41:14it.
41:15I'd agree.
41:15And, Roan, I asked you a question there.
41:17I need to get your answer.
41:18In your life, have you seen anything like that?
41:20I've never seen anything that's like that.
41:22Oh, because I've seen about a million things more impressive than that.
41:24Oh, okay.
41:25But it was good.
41:26Well, it was extreme.
41:27It was extreme.
41:29It was very extreme.
41:30A guy with a high BMI caught a pass that was a wobbler as he fell over into a cushion.
41:37I think that you're going to see that any Sunday during football season on couches across America.
41:42By men everywhere.
41:44Yes.
41:45Any three-year-old could do what Jersey Jerry did today.
41:47And will.
41:48And absolutely will probably 10 times out of 15.
41:51But Jersey Jerry, huge win.
41:54Will it be enough to beat the Founding Fathers?
41:57And did Dana curse himself with that jinx?
41:59He might have.
42:00So let's kick it to Jeff to find out.
42:03All right.
42:04Here we go.
42:05Who won?
42:06How do you feel?
42:08Oh, we had a good round.
42:09Yeah.
42:10You never know.
42:10This is a dozen extreme, Jeff.
42:12It is extreme.
42:12There could be a secret thing.
42:14Who knows?
42:15What about you?
42:16How do you feel?
42:17I don't know.
42:18I had good catches and then I had bad throws.
42:22So it kind of evens out.
42:23If we're being honest.
42:26If we're being honest, I think we lost by 45 seconds.
42:30That's a crazy statement.
42:32I hope you will it into existence, though.
42:34But we got fucking smoked.
42:36I will say, I thought you got smoked in the last one and you ended up winning.
42:38I thought it was close to the last one.
42:39I thought that was a coin flip.
42:40This one, we got trashed.
42:41Only one way to give out $15,000.
42:44Bring in the hot Italian.
42:45Dante with the hot Italian sandwich.
42:47Looks great.
42:49Looks fantastic today.
42:50Gentlemen.
42:51Dante has the final results.
42:53Dante.
42:54We're going to crown a champ.
42:55Read off the score for the blue team.
42:58The Founding Fathers.
43:00One minute, 4.69 seconds.
43:03One minute, 4.69 seconds.
43:06Rust Belt.
43:1326.22 seconds.
43:14The champions of the Dundee Extreme right here.
43:17$15,000 in cash thanks to Dirty Bikes and the Dundee Extreme.
43:23Well done.
43:23Quickly, Founding Fathers thoughts.
43:26A lot of fun.
43:27I can't wait for the next one.
43:29Maybe it's basketball.
43:30Maybe it's hoops.
43:32What about you?
43:32Nick, you're usually just the one commentating these.
43:35You've got a chance to win cash.
43:36You won cash.
43:37Feels good, Jeff.
43:38I'm sure it feels good.
43:39And Jerry, I mean.
43:41Yeah.
43:42I feel great.
43:43I feel great.
43:43Really good.
43:44Congratulations, boys.
43:45Champions of the first ever Duzene Extreme pro football edition.
43:48Thank you to Jersey Mike's a sub above.
43:50We've crowned our first ever Duzene Extreme champion.
43:52What sport is it?
43:53Could it be hoops?
43:54Who knows?
43:55Maybe it won't even happen.
43:56We'll see you next time.
43:57Thanks, everyone.
44:01We'll see you next time.
44:01We'll see you next time.
44:01We'll see you next time.
44:02We'll see you next time.
44:03We'll see you next time.
44:03We'll see you next time.
44:03We'll see you next time.
44:03We'll see you next time.