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00:04Dave and Chuck the Freak Salute
00:07The Douchebag of the Day
00:10Two douchebags, both charged with arson
00:13Okay
00:14But I believe we found the tiniest arsonist
00:18Oh wow
00:20The tiniest
00:21Listen, if you are single
00:26Know this man who looks to be about two foot one
00:29Is not
00:31Two foot one
00:32Oh god, Dave
00:33A two foot one man has a lady
00:35And you don't
00:36Does he have an actual size lady?
00:38He has an actual size lady
00:40Oh man
00:41Is she a lady you'd want?
00:43She ain't bad
00:44What?
00:45She ain't bad
00:47Is he tiny, but really
00:49Big in the pants?
00:50Yeah
00:50That I don't know
00:51I've seen that a couple times
00:53I'll let you see him walk
00:54It did terrify me
00:55Oh
00:55Okay
00:56It's like how Chucky walks
00:59Whoa
01:00Okay, yeah
01:00Like sort of like that
01:01He's an arsonist
01:03Scared the bejesus out of me this morning
01:05Okay
01:06This little guy
01:07Man, I'd love this guy to go over to Dave's on Halloween
01:11Nah
01:12I just thought they got to hang out here
01:15I wouldn't
01:16I'm on
01:16I'm out
01:17Tried to make it happen so bad
01:20You can see this for yourself at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
01:23But two people have been charged with arson in connection with a fire the other day in Charleston, West Virginia
01:2821-year-old Dakota Harper
01:31And 22-year-old Felicity Eatman
01:35Each charged with conspiracy to commit arson and first-degree arson in this abandoned home
01:41She's not bad
01:42That doesn't make sense
01:44Is that a lady?
01:46Now I'm not sure
01:47Felicity, yes
01:48Yeah
01:49But he is terrible
01:51Hold on a second
01:52And he's very red in the face
01:54So you've seen his whole body shot?
01:57I will show you
01:57Okay
01:58Okay
01:59Oh yeah, because he's walking
02:00You know when Chucky gets out of the box
02:02Well, you know what's crazy too
02:04It's like they let him right out of the box
02:04I feel like he's standing against the wall where
02:07Oh my god
02:08Oh boy
02:09He barely is taller than the desk in the courtroom
02:11He's got big feet
02:13That's what you noticed
02:16Great big feet
02:18He's got big feet for that size man
02:20He does
02:21It's like his feet grew
02:23He's got Dave's feet
02:27Wait a second
02:29Hold on
02:30What is mean mugging the camera?
02:32He's a girl man?
02:34He's angry
02:36You know they're angry
02:38That's a kid's snowsuit if I've ever seen one
02:40Do we hear from him?
02:42I think we just did
02:43Yeah, did you hear that voice?
02:45Did you hear from him?
02:46The lollipump kill
02:46The lollipump kill
02:48The lollipump kill
02:49Do they show the girl from walking or no?
02:52I didn't
02:53I honestly freaked out so much
02:56Well, play it
02:57I couldn't watch any more of it
02:59Because here he comes
03:00Right out of the box
03:06Look, he's mean mugging the camera
03:08Oh, he's so angry
03:22They're a TikTok couple
03:24No, they're not
03:26No, he's got some sort of skin disorder
03:29Oh, did he get burned in the fire?
03:31No, it's meth
03:33Oh, his teeth
03:36Oh, here she is
03:42She looks like the kid from Jerry Maguire with tits
03:47Yeah, they're a TikTok couple
03:48Oh my God
03:49They're influencers
03:50No, they're not
03:52How are you today?
03:54I'm fine
03:59Oh man
04:00Sinead O'Connor
04:03And the kid from Jerry Maguire
04:05Had a love child
04:07You have to go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
04:10To check these two out
04:11Lisa, how did you find that?
04:13Well, I just Googled his name
04:15And then it came right up in an article
04:19There's a picture of them
04:20I didn't find the actual account yet
04:22But they say that TikTok couple
04:25Arrested for a person
04:26Yes
04:28Oh no
04:29Oh my God
04:29I mean, oh no
04:30What do they do on TikTok?
04:34They've got 26,000 followers
04:40What's this guy's name?
04:41Dakota Harper
04:42He like sits on her lap and stuff, man
04:46What's going on?
04:48Just
04:48Oh yeah
04:49It's right
04:50Oh no
04:51TikTok with his name
04:53His name
04:54Yup, it's easy to find
04:55Oh no
04:56Here we go
04:56Oh my God
04:57It's easy to find
04:58Oh my goodness
04:59But who knows what he's saying
05:01It's like all swearing
05:03Oh my
05:04Oh, you gotta log in
05:05Because it contains themes
05:06That some might find uncomfortable
05:08So go to the top one
05:09I was able to get to
05:10Oh, he gives the finger
05:11Oh, I'm gonna send this to Dave
05:12Yeah, that one you can get him
05:13I have to
05:14Don't send me anything
05:15About this little fella
05:16She's on her lap
05:18Oh, what?
05:19Why is his head bald there?
05:20I don't know
05:23Alright
05:24This is now
05:25Oh, there it is
05:25This is gonna be Dave's
05:27No
05:27Oh no
05:29We might break up
05:31She keeps texting this Robert guy
05:32And I don't really appreciate it
05:33Oh, he's furious
05:34Well, you know what?
05:35He's probably real-sized
05:38Robert?
05:39Yeah, you know that
05:41I'm really mad
05:43I'm really, really upset
05:46Okay, it looks like she's with her child
05:48Oh my God
05:49That's her man
05:50Oh, they are
05:52She's bad, Dave
05:53You said she wasn't bad
05:54No, she's bad
05:55Well, okay
05:56But Lisa
05:56For him
05:57I know
05:58He's a two-foot-two
06:00Crazy-looking
06:01I know, but look
06:01I get it
06:02Yeah
06:03Can we hear?
06:04No, I'm afraid
06:05What do they have to swear?
06:07You know they do
06:08Yeah
06:09Hey guys, look
06:10Oh, you can read it
06:11It's Mia and
06:12Listen, let's listen
06:13Because I haven't seen any swears yet
06:14Listen
06:15Hey guys, look who's back
06:17It's her
06:18It's me and my
06:20Fiancé of two years
06:21Fiancé
06:22I don't like that voice
06:23I don't like that voice at all
06:24I don't like that voice
06:26He has a fiancé
06:27I don't like that voice, you guys
06:29He's with someone
06:31Yeah
06:31That's my fiancé of three years
06:33Um, so we're
06:34We're back
06:35Um
06:37He's back, finally
06:38He's only gonna do TikToks with me now
06:41Because he trusts me more than he trusts anybody else
06:45How was your day?
06:48Oh, I hate it
06:49I hate it
06:50Look, someone
06:51Shara, I hear you
06:52First comment
06:52I'm scared, y'all
06:53Me, that's what I typed
06:54Yeah
06:55I'm scared, y'all
06:56It's not great, guys
06:57I don't know what to make of it
06:59I mean, I don't know if he's all there
07:01Hey guys, look at that
07:02I don't think so
07:04No
07:04No
07:05No
07:06Not at all
07:07Alright, we're just gonna have to do this
07:09I'm gonna say
07:10Dave said this chick's not bad looking
07:12Then he says she looks like the kid from Jerry Maguire
07:14He didn't quite
07:16I was judging on the mug shine
07:18Yeah, that's not a good thing to say
07:19I know
07:19I mean, okay
07:20Not looking for someone like him not bad looking, right?
07:24That's in perspective
07:25I gotcha
07:26I gotcha
07:26Yeah
07:26I just meant in general
07:29Like, is she okay?
07:31And no, she's not
07:32No
07:32No
07:32She's not
07:34But either is he
07:35No
07:37That's her
07:38Yeah, that's really good
07:40That's her
07:41I mean, it's so close
07:42Except this guy's teeth are
07:44Her teeth are a mess
07:46And so are his
07:48Chuck just sent
07:50I'm not sure
07:50There you go
07:51What did he send?
07:52No, there you go, Dave
07:53What did he send?
07:54I found a little clip from him
07:56He's giving the finger?
07:57Yes, he is
07:58Did he actually?
08:00He actually did
08:01He gave the finger in core?
08:02He did to the camera
08:03Yep
08:04Look at his tiny pointy little finger
08:06Yeah, look right here
08:07Oh no
08:08Is he gonna do it again?
08:10Oh my god
08:11He barely fits over the desk
08:12Yeah, right there, see?
08:14He's like, F you
08:15F you, cameraman
08:18She also looks a bit like the ugly one from the Goonies
08:23Yes
08:23Right?
08:24Yes
08:25Who I'm sure in real life is not really
08:28Goonies ugly one
08:32What?
08:33No
08:34Oh, she carries him around like a child
08:37Ew, that's so weird
08:40Right?
08:41Oh, this whole thing is creepy
08:42Oh, yeah
08:43Right?
08:43Yeah
08:43Doesn't she look like the Goonies one?
08:45Yeah
08:46Yep
08:46She does
08:47I think good for him
08:50He's got something
08:51Dave, look at this one
08:53This one's disturbing
08:54Oh, which one?
08:57She lifts him up
08:58Yeah
08:59No, that's
09:00Like
09:02Something's really wrong
09:03It's like it's her child
09:04But it's her fiancé
09:06I don't like it at all
09:08It's not right
09:09I don't like anything about it
09:10You can't carry your boyfriend like that
09:12No, you can't
09:13I can't imagine two arms under my butt
09:15No
09:16I'm sure that's how Jason's wife has to carry him
09:18But that is not how you should
09:21It is
09:22I'm serious
09:23She literally holds him like a baby
09:27So that's why they're popular on TikTok, right?
09:30The freak show part
09:30It's a freak show
09:31Oh, yeah
09:32Because that's all you have to be
09:34Oh, no
09:36Oh, Jesse and I should do this
09:38I should get shirtless and sit on her lap
09:39No, you shouldn't
09:40Looks like he got blown up there
09:42Thank you, my fiancé
09:43Oh, God
09:45He's covered in dirt
09:46It's making meth, right?
09:47That's what you think?
09:48Well, that's why I probably went bald, right?
09:50Is all that stuff him?
09:52Like, dancing?
09:53Is he dancing?
09:55The world is full of story
09:57They've done an AI
09:58Oh
09:59Where he actually has an okay life
10:01He's three foot nine
10:03That's more than I gave him
10:04Who's that guy in the car with them?
10:07I don't know
10:07Look, that's his friend
10:08That's his buddy taking over
10:09Is he in a car seat?
10:11Oh, wow
10:11Does he go in a car seat?
10:14If you're under a certain weight
10:16Oh, no
10:17Oh, there's his girlfriend in a pool
10:19Oh, okay
10:19You can do a deep dive
10:20His girlfriend's in a pool?
10:21No, I don't want to see her in a pool
10:22I do
10:23Where's that?
10:24I don't want to see her in a pool
10:26I don't want to see her in a pool
10:28I don't want to see her in a pool
10:30How is it, Chuck?
10:32It's bad, dude
10:33It's bad
10:35They're furious all the time
10:36And yelling at each other
10:37Oh, my God
10:38He's an angry elf
10:40Yeah
10:40He's an angry elf
10:41He's like a demon child
10:43It literally
10:44I believe that Dave
10:45He's setting fires
10:46Oh, no
10:47His teeth
10:49Chuck
10:51Oh, my God
10:51You know when your teeth
10:52Are a different color at the top?
10:54They also look like
10:55They were meant for a bigger man
10:57Well, that's how his whole body works
10:59Is he rapping?
11:01No
11:02Okay
11:02Oh, maybe he is
11:04It looked like he was doing something
11:06He swears
11:07Someone said
11:07I followed them for a while
11:09If I remember correctly
11:10He was homeless
11:11He is rapping
11:12Then she came into the picture
11:13And drugs got involved
11:14Why didn't you send them to us?
11:17There was a guy
11:17That's been trying to help them
11:18But I haven't seen him
11:19Pop up in a while
11:20It's probably this guy
11:21Yeah, it's probably that guy
11:22He raps
11:23So people know about this account
11:26Yeah
11:27Yeah, they do
11:28We have never heard of it
11:29Yes, they do
11:29They also posted themselves
11:31Setting the fire
11:32So they are idiots
11:33Yeah
11:35I feel like
11:35I feel like he
11:36He's
11:37Oh, my God
11:38He's just a little heavier than you
11:39He's 43 pounds
11:40Yeah, I gotta buy a couple
11:4343 pounds
11:45He's 43 pounds
11:46He's 43 pounds?
11:49He's 43 pounds
11:51No way
11:533 foot 9, 43 pounds
11:55Douglas weighs more than him
11:58Hershey weighs
12:00Hershey weighs almost triple of him
12:03Whoa
12:04It is a story you have to see
12:06At DaveAndCheckTheFreak.com
12:07Please
12:08Please check it out
12:09By the way, the guy that helps them
12:11Is some sort of wealthy influencer
12:12Like people know all about them
12:13That guy's not wealthy
12:14The one we saw
12:15Maybe it's someone different then
12:17There's no way
12:20Just tuned in
12:21Immediately knew who you were talking about
12:23What?
12:23How do we not know about this couple?
12:26What's going on?
12:27Oh, my God
12:27None of you have sent this to us before
12:30You failed us
12:31Well, thank God they didn't fail
12:33Well, that's it
12:34Imagine how many times
12:35People have actually sent it
12:36And Dave just got a little glimpse of him
12:38Delete!
12:39You're right
12:39Delete!
12:40Delete!
12:41They probably have been sending it for years
12:43He couldn't finish the news story
12:44No
12:45But I get it
12:46It's terrifying
12:47It's creepy
12:47Yeah
12:4843 pounds, I mean
12:50Oh
12:50Dude
12:51Because I can't be the rich influencer
12:53Look at that chain
12:53Or a guy that's helping him
12:56Look at that guy
12:57I don't know
12:58Better days, it says
13:00I don't like it
13:01I don't like it
13:02No way
13:04There's no way that guy is
13:05I don't know
13:06I'm on the necklace
13:06Is that a Jesus piece?
13:08Yes, it is
13:10Yes, it is
13:11And if it's real
13:12If it's real
13:13That's worth it
13:14This poor guy is filthy in that
13:16His face is full of dirt
13:18The good guy is called Corkle
13:21Stop it now
13:22What?
13:23The good guy
13:23The good guy is called Corkle
13:25Good guy
13:27Corkle
13:29There can't be a man named Corkle
13:31Yes, there's a man named Corkle
13:33Who's trying to help them
13:35What's his name again?
13:36Dakota
13:37Dakota Harper
13:39And it's Dakota and Felicity
13:40You have to check them out
13:42Go to DaveAndCheckTheFreak.com
13:43See the story
13:44And if you want to do a deep dive
13:46If you're not terrified like me
13:49Look
13:50Dakota Harper
13:51Corkle
13:55Wait, who's that?
13:56Maybe that's Corkle
13:57I think this is Corkle
13:58Yeah, that's who I thought
14:00That's Corkle
14:01Corkle has money
14:02Backstory of Corkle and Dakota
14:05Stop it
14:06My six-year-old son is four foot eighty-three pounds
14:11Six years old
14:12Yeah
14:12He's got some defects
14:18Corkle
14:18Help them, Corkle
14:21Corkle's trying
14:22Is he, though?
14:23I don't know
14:24I don't know about Corkle
14:25I've never heard the name Corkle
14:28Yeah
14:28What?
14:29Dakota, Felicity, and Corkle
14:31The drama explained
14:32Is Corkle banging in Felicity?
14:34That's what I'm wondering
14:35Oh my god, no
14:36I hope Corkle didn't put it in Feliz
14:39Listen
14:40Feliz
14:42Listen
14:43It's possible
14:44I don't know
14:46I could watch this all day
14:48I think he was buying them shoes
14:49Oh, no
14:50There's a lot going on here
14:51Yeah
14:52Anyway, we've uncovered something crazy
14:53He looks much better when he grows his hair out
14:56He does
14:57Well, not really
14:59You can go
15:00Again, please go see the story at DaveAndCheckTheFreak.com
15:02And then, if you want to dive into it more
15:04Go dive into it more
15:05No