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00:12I'm a second-story student,
00:15and I'm a senior student.
00:16I'm a senior student,
00:18I'm a senior student,
00:19he's very important to me.
00:21Because my past,
00:22my past,
00:23my past,
00:23my past,
00:26so I'll be able to do this.
00:30Why did I do this?
00:32I should say that day.
00:46Come on,
00:47come on,
00:48come on,
00:49come on,
00:50come on,
00:50come on,
00:51come on,
00:51come on,
01:02go on,
01:05You can't go to school.
01:07What?
01:07You can't go there.
01:09Six or eight years, you've been going to let them go.
01:11I think we'll go.
01:13You're going to beat them.
01:14What's that?
01:15Well.
01:16You are going to hit the car.
01:20You are going to go?
01:21I'll go.
01:22I'm going to go.
01:22You're going to go.
01:25You're going to go.
01:29How did you go?
01:33This house is an old woman's house, which means it's an old woman's house, which means it's an old woman's
01:41house.
01:43The old woman has changed a lot from the old woman's house.
01:48She doesn't accept new technology.
01:54There's no way to use it.
01:57Look, there's a tree on the tree, there's a tree on the tree, and there's a tree on the tree
02:03on the tree, and that's what it means.
02:08Let me sleep for 15 minutes, is it?
02:14Don't go to sleep.
02:15I'm not going to sleep, I'm thinking about you just the same thing.
02:22Please look for if there are holes in the tree, and I don't care about you.
02:28I don't know how to do this.
02:28As an example, it's a tree, and I don't think the tree is going to look at them.
02:31Unlike the tree, there's also a tree, and that is just the tree, and that is here for you.
02:43What happened to a tree?
02:44It's not what happened to a tree, and that is what happened to the tree?
02:46I don't want to sleep at all.
03:16I'm going to wait for you today.
03:19I can't let those three people think they have a car.
03:24I will become the owner of today's car.
03:35I'm going to eat the meat meat, and I'll add some garlic.
03:38This is the right thing.
03:48Oh my god, it's so beautiful.
03:51But I don't look like a rich man.
03:54If I'm going to go to the beach,
03:56I'm going to die.
03:57There's a lot of people.
04:14Hey, ladies.
04:15Hey, ladies.
04:17What's this?
04:19Hey.
04:19Hey, ladies.
04:20Hi.
04:20欢迎你,我先自我介绍,小姓李,但名一个锦子,人家叫我锦李,Kemlin,您好,您好。
04:27您样子挺像锦李一样。
04:28一点儿都不像,您放心,小姐,您贵姓?
04:31小心方。
04:32方小姐,刚才我看见你,看遍了所有的车,有没有看上眼的?
04:38价钱大小,任何款式我们都有了。
04:41也就是很齐全,价钱还挺贵的,可我买不起,打扰了。
04:45小姐,小姐,你心里面有没有什么预算?
04:49我替您盘算一下,好不好?
04:52是啊,我当时有几。
04:55几万块是吧,行,很多车。
04:58我也没说完,我只有几千块。
05:00几千块?
05:01是啊。
05:02这不成问题,到那边看。
05:04不是吧,真的。
05:05哇,锦李,您说这一辆?
05:08是啊,几千块的货色是这样的。
05:11不过别小看它,七八年版的三菱的Gelen,当年的大直路王。
05:17七八年?
05:20人老聪明,车老精灵,就看你怎么用。
05:26香港车手潘炳烈,开着他在澳门得了季军。
05:29七九年雷米高,开着他赢了个冠军,很拉风。
05:33你是不是在吹牛啊?
05:35吹牛?
05:37我在这行少说也有二十几年了。
05:39只赚到两个字,就是老师。
05:44我说他是老花头。
05:45不过老师说,这车是七八年的,他们的车是六八年的。
05:50也就是说,我这一辆比他们的年轻了十年。
05:53可以考虑。
05:54方小姐,我老是你老是,对这辆车是不是有冲动?
06:00别说冲动。
06:02价钱怎么样?
06:03价钱吗?
06:05特回价八千五百。
06:06八千五还是特回价?
06:08四千。
06:09不行。
06:10七千。
06:11七千。
06:12七千?
06:12我买了。
06:14六千七。
06:15七千七。
06:16成交。
06:17我先看看。
06:18搞定。
06:20你说阿美搞什么鬼?
06:22是不是生病了?
06:23不知道,他平时也还经常跳课。
06:26你生病还上学?
06:28当然不上了。
06:33喂,现在还流行走路上学吗?
06:38不来吧。
06:40从哪儿弄来的?
06:41买的几万块,不过买了保险。
06:44买的几万块。
06:45买的几万块。
06:45买的几万块。
06:46买的几万块。
06:46不识乎。
06:47风牛胎,日本冷气。
06:49赛车引擎。
06:51驴米糕就是凭着他拿到冠军的。
06:53是啊。
06:54几万块挺漂亮的嘛。
06:56牛头不对麻嘴。
06:58这是我自己弄上去的。
06:59老是这样子。
07:01我说阿美。
07:02你是让人给骗了。
07:04你才让人骗了呢?
07:05你这不行别做。
07:06你听到的,不让他做。
07:07阿美。
07:09阿美。
07:09阿美。
07:09你的车子。
07:10是啊。
07:11我说我妈了。
07:12到校术申请个停车证。
07:14不然我很为难的。
07:15没问题。
07:16行。
07:16我马上去啊。
07:17上车上车。
07:18上车咯。
07:23我希望大家做好这个计划。
07:25因为它直接影响大家的学分。
07:27有没有问题啊。
07:32方小燕。
07:36方小燕,你出来一下。
07:50我们把两张方小燕的脸重叠起来。
07:54我们发现方小燕是一个快乐的。
07:56活泼的。
07:57耗动的。
07:58非常乐观的人。
08:02你看看左边是什么样子。
08:06很奇怪啊。
08:09方小燕的左边跟右边是一样的。
08:12也是那么调皮荒唐。
08:13看完。
08:15不管教授怎么样。
08:16爱聊天就聊天。
08:17爱睡觉就睡觉。
08:20谢谢你,方小燕。
08:23谢谢你,方小燕。
08:28记住上我的课。
08:29认清楚自己。
08:30买块镜子就行了。
08:37听我的直觉告诉我。
08:38顾博士一定在暗恋我。
08:41你没毛病吧?
08:43你不觉得吗?
08:44他处处针对我。
08:46就是想引起我的注意。
08:47表达他对我的爱意吗?
08:51再生死回来了。
08:52喂喂喂。
08:53三八做什么计划?
08:56UFO。
08:57是我跟外星人接触的感觉。
09:00好不错。
09:02我们也做。
09:03那是抄袭。
09:05你没搞错。
09:06是啊。
09:06看, 掉毛那一组。
09:07穿上囚犯的衣服。
09:09说去访问抄袭杀人犯。
09:11零过云了。
09:13糟了。
09:15我们搞什么鬼啊?
09:17就搞鬼。
09:19跟总婚做个访问。
09:20搞鬼?
09:24这不太好吧。
09:25学校旁边有一条山路,
09:26听说闹鬼。
09:29辫子姑娘。
09:31就这样我们决定去见鬼。
09:33不用说, 当然是我去了。
09:36你们听说过辫子姑娘吗?
09:39当年有一个大陆女孩子,
09:40二十多岁, 很喜欢扎两条辫子。
09:44长得聪明可爱, 美艳动人。
09:49所以她决定坐火车偷渡来香港参加玄美。
09:52在大学站她准备跳火车。
09:53谁知道跳火车的时候,
09:55辫子被门夹住了。
09:57远头皮都扯了出来。
10:00就这样死了。
10:02从此以后, 大学附近的山路,
10:07晚上经常出现一个扎辫子的女孩。
10:10但从来没有人见过她的正面。
10:11可是我。
10:13我是怕她的正面。
10:18我不是怕她的正面。
10:24过家。
10:31来自杰, chodzi, 路下キ。
10:33我不是怕她的正面!
10:59Let's go.
11:06What is it?
11:07There is none.
11:10But I told you that I'm almost done.
11:15You need to get back to work.
11:17Oh, you just need to get back to work, how do you do it?
11:22Why not you?
11:23I can't get back to it.
11:42Let's go.
11:44I'll wear it.
11:47Would you like to wear it.
11:48I'll wear it.
11:49I'm going to wear it.
11:53Can I wear it?
11:54I'm going to be like this.
11:57It's the skin.
11:58How could I do it?
11:58It's a child.
11:59It's the feel.
12:01It's the feel.
12:02You should have to use it.
12:04We're going to take it.
12:05We're going to take it.
12:18Chia, the grass is not moving.
12:21I believe it's a storm.
12:24In this environment, I feel very scared.
12:29You're scared.
12:32It's completely符合 the human mind of the mind.
12:37You're still calm.
12:39It's more like the world's going to happen.
13:07I'm going to die.
13:09I'm going to die.
13:17I'm going to die.
13:19It's a mess.
13:20It's a mess.
13:21It's a mess.
13:22It's a mess.
13:25How can you do it?
13:26What's the matter?ingly
13:27good. I
13:30don't mindING it. Look
13:30at this. Listen.
13:32I don't
13:32know. peel the words
13:32andes. Let'sn't
13:37make enough PRIME deutsch.
14:10I'll leave you alone.
14:12No.
14:12I'm leaving.
14:13I'm leaving.
14:19I'm leaving.
14:19What's that!
14:22I'm leaving.
14:26It's not me.
14:28You killed my.
14:35What's that?
14:36I'm not sure it's a close sign.
14:58I'll see you later.
14:59We can't see you later.
15:01I'm not sure.
15:03I'll see you later.
15:04I'm not sure it's a close sign.
15:04I'm not sure that I'm feeling very close.
15:04I have no money
15:05I have no money
15:07I don't want to lose
15:10That's all
15:24What's wrong?
15:25I know you're afraid
15:28I have no money
15:28You're afraid
15:30You're welcome
15:32You're welcome
15:34My ma'am
15:37Your car is broken
15:40How's the car?
15:41What a hell?
15:43I'm not a fan of the car
15:45How's it?
15:47You need to see
15:48Get the car out of here
15:52I'm going to take the car out of here
16:02You're so so stupid!
16:10You're so stupid!
16:18I've opened the car, it's shut down.
16:22What happened?
16:23What happened?
16:25Why did you open the car?
16:26Why did you open the car?
16:30What's the one you're doing?
16:30How do you do it?
16:39How do you do it?
16:41There's no nothing.
16:42How do you do it?
16:45I'm so angry.
16:47Okay bye bye.
16:48I'm so angry.
16:50Don't let me get down.
16:53I'm so angry.
17:00I'm so angry.
17:06Who?
17:14It's not a good thing.
17:21Come on.
17:28What is it?
17:30It's not a good thing.
17:34It's a great thing.
17:34Did you hear it?
17:38The bad thing.
17:40I'll tell you.
17:42The bad thing.
17:44Why?
17:46Let me go.
17:48I'll come.
17:48I'll come.
17:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:26I don't know.
18:49I believe that it was just a car accident.
18:54It's not a bad thing.
18:56I'm going to take a look at the car.
19:00You're going to kill me.
19:38You're going to kill me.
19:40You're going to kill me.
19:41You're going to kill me.
19:42I'm going to kill you.
19:42You're going to kill me.
19:48You're going to kill me, you're going to kill me.
19:55I'm so tired.
19:57I'm going to take your water.
19:58You're not going to take care of me.
20:00I'm going to take care of you.
20:04What's your fault?
20:05You're not going to take care of me.
20:15You're not going to take care of me.
20:19You're not going to take care of me, it doesn't matter.
20:35You're not going to take care of me.
20:39You're not going to take care of me.
20:41Please, please me.
20:48Two.
20:55What's that?
20:56I'm not sure you're not going to hear.
20:57You're crazy.
21:01How can I do?
21:04How can I do?
21:05How can I do?
21:07How can I do?
21:08How can I do?
21:09How can I do?
21:10How can I do?
21:13What's wrong?
21:15It's dumb.
21:16It's bad.
21:18You look so beautiful.
21:21It's bad.
21:22You're not bad.
21:27You may have to go with me.
21:30I got to go with you.
21:32I got to go with you.
21:35I'm not having to look at me.
21:37I saw that one.
21:38I wasiku is not doing a bit.
21:40I'm going to be my way ahead.
21:41I have to be the only one.
21:44I'm going to be my way ahead.
21:46I don't want to be my way ahead.
21:48I'm not sure.
21:49I'm going to take care of me.
21:50I'm going to take care of me.
21:51It's not my fault.
21:55What?
21:57Can you help me?
22:01I'm not sure.
22:10How do you do it?
22:15How do you do it?
22:19How do you do it?
22:21Let's do it.
22:27Hey!
22:31Hey!
22:31Hey!
22:33Hey!
22:33Hey!
22:34Hey!
22:34You're back!
22:35You're back!
22:36You're back!
22:36You're back!
22:38I'm not going to change the car!
22:40I'm scared!
22:43Hey!
22:46How do you change?
22:56You said it so long,
22:58will you see a little bit of a woman?
23:00Don't you dare me!
23:02You don't know how you're going.
23:03You're serious!
23:05You're not good!
23:06You're a good person.
23:08Bye!
23:17See you!
23:18See you!
23:30And I'll stop!
23:30I'm going to kill you
23:31Don't do it
23:33I'm going to kill you
23:39I'm going to kill you
23:41What?
23:46Why?
23:47I'm going to kill you
23:47Don't you think I'm going to kill you?
23:47I'm so scared
23:48How are you?
23:49How are you?
23:59I'm scared
24:05Your child will die.
24:08It won't happen.
24:12We'll die.
24:22I'm so confused.
24:25I know I'm not going.
24:29And I died here, and I feel so sad.
24:35You told my mother that I love her.
24:41You told her not to kill her.
24:43Let me go and see her father.
24:47Also, you told her,
24:55I don't know how to kill her.
24:57I don't know how to kill her.
25:00And I love her.
25:03You told her not to kill me.
25:09I'm not going to die.
25:12I don't know how to kill her.
25:13so beautiful,
25:14so damn it would be dead.
25:24I'm not going to die.
25:29I'm not going to die.
25:31Hey,
25:31I'm not going to die.
25:34I'm not going to die.
25:34I'm not going to die.
25:34How did you see her?
25:35How did you see her?
25:37How did you see her?
25:37Let's go.
26:08What's going on?
26:25What's going on?
26:41I'm not going to die alone, but I am not going to die.
26:48I am not going to die.
26:50I will die.
26:53I'll die.
26:59What happened?
27:01I don't want to die.
27:02This is a mess.
27:03I'm not sure if it's cut.
27:04It's been a mess.
27:09I'm not sure if it's cut.
27:12You're not sure.
27:13My foot's not fixed.
27:14It's not you.
27:16I'm going to help you.
27:17You're a friend.
27:18Are you okay?
27:19What's your friend?
27:20The other guy.
27:21The other guy?
27:23He's the one.

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