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00:04:59Yeni bir yüzey.
00:05:01Yeni bir yüzey.
00:05:03Yeni bir yüzey.
00:05:05Yeni bir yüzey.
00:05:07Evet, doğru.
00:05:09Ben de bakımımım.
00:05:11Ve bu yüzey.
00:05:12Ve bu yüzey.
00:05:13Bu yüzey.
00:05:14Bu yüzey.
00:05:15Bu yüzey.
00:05:22Yeni zamanlar.
00:05:25YeniEMAda.
00:05:27Ne?
00:05:28Yeni arma hanımla.
00:05:28Yeni bir yüzey.
00:05:31Mektion bir su他.
00:05:32Yeni bu.
00:05:34Yeni ne?
00:05:37Muhtemelen.
00:05:38Yeni ne?
00:05:39Elbette ki ne.
00:05:42Bu ne?
00:05:55Ahhhhhhh!
00:05:57Bastard!
00:06:04I don't put it in the drawer.
00:06:06The whole goddamn money you put it in the way nobody knows it.
00:06:09Cal, Danny!
00:06:14All that valuable film, Danny!
00:06:17Oh, brain dead.
00:06:18Is that enough smoke for you?
00:06:21Give me a little more smoke.
00:06:23Put it higher up, dude.
00:06:25Higher up.
00:06:26Let it roll, boy.
00:06:26Let's keep it quiet.
00:06:28Rolling, rolling, rolling.
00:06:29It's rolling.
00:06:32Okay, now.
00:06:35Thank you, sir.
00:06:35Mr. Patty, you're rolling.
00:06:37Go!
00:06:39Where's your broomstick?
00:06:40Is it rolling now?
00:06:41Hold it.
00:06:42Help!
00:06:43Throw some water on me!
00:06:44Help!
00:06:46You got a saloon and a bank and a gambling house you want to turn over to me?
00:06:50The town's full of them.
00:06:51And for the taking.
00:06:53Look.
00:06:54Let Beth and me do more than just part-stage shipments for you.
00:06:57We're known in town.
00:06:59We'll...
00:06:59We'll, uh...
00:07:00We'll, uh...
00:07:00Ah, shit.
00:07:01God bless them.
00:07:03I offered you parole once.
00:07:04You turned it down.
00:07:06If it was you against me then, things are different now.
00:07:10Cut.
00:07:10God damn it.
00:07:13Look.
00:07:13Now listen to me, all of you.
00:07:15You too.
00:07:21Action.
00:07:22Margaret, isn't that...
00:07:24Why, of course it is.
00:07:27Afternoon, my singer.
00:07:28I don't like you hurting his mouth that way.
00:07:30You can let go now.
00:07:34I'm sorry.
00:07:35God damn that line.
00:07:37Ooh.
00:07:37Perfect.
00:07:43You'd get the same exercise if you were a lumberjack.
00:07:47Yeah, but what I didn't hear...
00:07:49You haven't got me.
00:07:51Shit.
00:08:05Of course, you know, I told Harry James about a trick, you see.
00:08:07He's getting a roll on his lip going this way, but I've got a little exercise.
00:08:15It's good for the lip.
00:08:17Put it over here, over here.
00:08:19Fine, thank you.
00:08:19Ma-Madam, fix the keys, please.
00:08:20That's fine.
00:08:22I would...
00:08:26Oh, what?
00:08:29Ooh, Jesus.
00:08:30Right.
00:08:36You're starting this.
00:08:40Do you ever mean to do something you knew you'd always regret, but know that you mean to do it
00:08:45just the same?
00:08:47Is that a riddle?
00:08:48You know, you lived for a long time and nothing ever happened.
00:08:52March becomes April, May...
00:08:54Oh, bald.
00:08:56How do we feel?
00:08:57You ask how do we feel?
00:08:58Now, big chief.
00:09:00Come on, let's go into the pee-pee and have a...
00:09:04Christ, am I here forever?
00:09:08I wonder what our old man's gonna say.
00:09:11Christ, horrible.
00:09:15Get out of here, you monks.
00:09:17Let somebody rub this man here that knows how.
00:09:19All right, George.
00:09:20I'm sorry.
00:09:26What are you gonna do?
00:09:27Do?
00:09:27I'm gonna do the best prudent smile at this paper ever.
00:09:30Is that what I've never been able to happen?
00:09:31God!
00:09:32Gee, I sure was going over...
00:09:34Holden you the way I am, Mammy?
00:09:36I could give you a twist two ways, and...
00:09:39Jesus, what the hell?
00:09:40I'm all ready.
00:09:43What does that say in something...
00:09:45Oh, Christ, I said the wrong line there.
00:09:47That's right.
00:09:48I...
00:09:48I'm trying to...
00:09:49I'm nuts.
00:09:51Molina was blackmailing Roge with a talking cray.
00:09:53Cut.
00:09:54It's faster than crap.
00:09:55Oh, no.
00:09:56Oh, God damn it.
00:09:57Start over again, take your time.
00:09:58Start over again, Bob.
00:09:59And he was just about to snap an incriminating photograph.
00:10:01When are you gonna cut?
00:10:02Cut.
00:10:03Now we've got a face that's faster than crap.
00:10:07Cut.
00:10:07The cops don't find me.
00:10:10Cut.
00:10:10I mean, do it again right now.
00:10:12Keep rolling.
00:10:12Christ sake, he's up there.
00:10:14What the hell are you on from me?
00:10:15What's going on back there?
00:10:16Quiet, boys.
00:10:17Will you?
00:10:17For Christ's sake.
00:10:19Get another one.
00:10:22The God damn gun can't stop.
00:10:25Well, men who are engaged...
00:10:27Must play the game.
00:10:28Yes.
00:10:29Well, let's play.
00:10:31Well...
00:10:33That's what you think.
00:10:36Oh, Christ, will you get your legs where they're supposed to be?
00:10:40If you have a good position...
00:10:43You can keep in condition...
00:10:46Why can't an electrician...
00:10:48Next up the bell...
00:10:49No, no, no.
00:10:49Stop it.
00:10:50Yes, stop it.
00:10:52Oh, your shipmates.
00:10:54Gentlemen, Mr. Jackson is just joining ship.
00:10:58Our first officer, Mr. Rego.
00:11:00How are you?
00:11:01Our second officer, Mr. Von Ellenberg.
00:11:03Yes.
00:11:04And our third, Mr. Jones.
00:11:05Hi, Mr. Jones.
00:11:06How are you?
00:11:07Well, gentlemen...
00:11:07We are about to drink a toast to a three-inch gun...
00:11:11...which is to be mounted on the rear deck...
00:11:13...after deck...
00:11:14...poop deck...
00:11:26...of the old galloping goose...
00:11:30...the east wind, sweetheart.
00:11:32Set him up.
00:11:33Hello, Lieutenant.
00:11:34How are you?
00:11:37So...
00:11:39You're the patent.
00:11:41God damn it.
00:11:43That's all right, team.
00:11:44Let's go.
00:11:44Let's go.
00:11:45Go ahead.
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00:11:48Şarkı yapalım.
00:11:49Erkekler, bir arayın.
00:11:50Yeni bir arayın.
00:11:52İngilizce.
00:11:53İngilizce.
00:11:54İngilizce.
00:11:55İngilizce.
00:11:57Şarkı yapalım.
00:12:05İngilizce.
00:12:09İngilizce.
00:12:11İngilizce.
00:12:12I'm a physician.
00:12:13I'm a surgeon, goddammit.
00:12:20No leave here now,
00:12:22and no cost not money.
00:12:24Oh Jesus Christ.
00:12:26...in which he states
00:12:27that the airlines that join South America
00:12:29and the United States
00:12:31will be of imeasurable economic value
00:12:35and intrinsic value,
00:12:37or whatever the hell
00:12:37the other word is.
00:12:38There are thousands just like Phillips.
00:12:41Honest, decent,
00:12:42self-respecting men
00:12:44who've lost their jobs
00:12:45through no fault of their... Goddammit.
00:12:47Let me start right away again.
00:12:50Yeah, I'm lucky.
00:12:52Lucky? Say, you want to be secondary?
00:12:54Yeah, yeah, Chicago.
00:12:56Listen, I have half a mind.
00:12:57Here, don't do that again. You have half a mind, alright.
00:13:08And I get... Oh, I get goosey.
00:13:15Baby!
00:13:16Tell me you're safe and that I ain't dreaming.
00:13:18Wait, what's the matter? Have you gone cuckoo?
00:13:20On my way over here, all I could think of
00:13:22was about the time I put gumdrops in your
00:13:24hiking group.
00:13:27One good night's haul out of this
00:13:29and we can all go home.
00:13:29I'll be a sucker.
00:13:32You'll be in charge of the wagon train
00:13:34leaving in the morning.
00:13:35See that all necessary supplies are put up to...
00:13:38Sure.
00:13:42Yeah? Send a limb brain.
00:13:45Once more, come on.
00:13:46Alright, go ahead.
00:13:49Yeah?
00:13:50Send a limb brain in here.
00:13:54Look.
00:13:55You can stay here until your clothes dry out.
00:13:58But you better be off or on your way
00:14:00or something very soon.
00:14:01Alameda will send its wind
00:14:03and weather position changes
00:14:04and ships and so on the thing.
00:14:07Now, let's...
00:14:08So to help you get yourself back in the marine mood,
00:14:11I'm restricting you to quarters for...
00:14:13for ten to...
00:14:15Right now, I'll bet he's the he-man boss
00:14:17of that herd that I work with.
00:14:20Sorry.
00:14:21You see, we, the Rangers,
00:14:23have been trying to get something on Judge Blake
00:14:24for months.
00:14:28Goddammit, Denny.
00:14:29I'm sorry.
00:14:30There's my partner, Judge Carter.
00:14:32Jeff...
00:14:36Curly, you're mistaken.
00:14:37I'm Lieutenant Colton, a union officer
00:14:39temporarily assigned to Secret Service
00:14:41in hopes that we might be able
00:14:43to get rid of this thing
00:14:45that we got here.
00:14:47Well, smoke, old boy.
00:14:49Looks like our luck still holds.
00:14:53I can't raise my ass off the ground.
00:14:57Two firemen.
00:14:59A goat.
00:15:03That's all I know.
00:15:05Oh, let's go ahead.
00:15:06Just do some more paper figuring.
00:15:07You're one of these destructive critics.
00:15:10You say everything a guy does...
00:15:12What?
00:15:13What's to be done now?
00:15:16I don't know what's to be done.
00:15:19I don't...
00:15:20What's happening, telephone wires?
00:15:22Spend your time building up new rackets.
00:15:24So when McLaren comes up for air,
00:15:25you'll find a dozen more...
00:15:30I didn't try and take it over.
00:15:31I took it over.
00:15:32You think we might object?
00:15:34Why should you?
00:15:35I've proven to you that I could run it better than anyone else.
00:15:38Ten isn't any good.
00:15:39Yes.
00:15:39You've given us a nice bit of revenue.
00:15:41I've given you more than any four of them put together.
00:15:44And you will keep on doing it.
00:15:46Provides you give me...
00:15:47Yeah, you know what I mean.
00:15:48All this...
00:15:51God dammit, you can give this to Sadie Fryer, will you?
00:15:54I can't.
00:15:55You know...
00:15:56Mother wrote in the sly leaf...
00:15:58To my...
00:15:58My...
00:15:59My dear little Gabriel.
00:16:00That means...
00:16:01Huh...
00:16:02Nuts.
00:16:04Hold it!
00:16:04And remember...
00:16:06You may be only a big brother to me.
00:16:08Oh, God damn!
00:16:11You think you're clever, don't you?
00:16:13You've been getting away from this murder...
00:16:15Oh, dang it.
00:16:16Come down here and prove it.
00:16:19Who are they?
00:16:21Did Kruger tell you?
00:16:23No.
00:16:25So I think I'll keep one sitting right in the thing.
00:16:28All right.
00:16:28Well, what have you been doing besides powdering your nose?
00:16:31I've been working on the first chapter of Sin Doesn't Pay.
00:16:33Have you seen Leavenworth?
00:16:34Not lately.
00:16:35Say, Mr. Scott...
00:16:37I've never...
00:16:38I've never...
00:16:40Mr. Buck?
00:16:41I don't...
00:16:42No, the next line.
00:16:44All right.
00:16:45Now that...
00:16:47If there's anything you want paying me...
00:16:49That's what you like beer.
00:16:51I do like beer.
00:16:52Without he can go for walks and...
00:16:53And get that fine, cool air on your chest.
00:16:56And go swimming in little pools and...
00:16:58Holy Christ, where am I?
00:17:00I'm screwy about it.
00:17:02The green frills and fresh air.
00:17:04Yeah, green frills.
00:17:06Disappeared?
00:17:07Yeah.
00:17:07Surprised, eh?
00:17:08What happened to her?
00:17:09Well, that's for you to tell us.
00:17:11Listen, I've told you everything I know.
00:17:14Now let me go.
00:17:15Good fact.
00:17:15All right.
00:17:16But don't jar the table.
00:17:17I'm terribly sensitive.
00:17:20I'm right into the...
00:17:21Oh, God damn.
00:17:22Well, I hope you don't think that I'm enjoying it.
00:17:24Well, it's this business of waiting, waiting, waiting for something to happen.
00:17:27That's what burns me up.
00:17:29And the fact that I can't remember the line burns me up more.
00:17:32She saw him in...
00:17:34Here we go.
00:17:36It's the graveyard of the civilization that's shot from under us.
00:17:39The world of outmoded ideas.
00:17:42Ha-ha.
00:17:43That's very good.
00:17:45No, no, no.
00:17:46You give me that treaty or I'll...
00:17:47No, don't!
00:17:47Put that gun down.
00:17:48You give me that treaty or I'll kill you.
00:17:50Put that gun...
00:17:57Never mind the shots.
00:17:59This is more important.
00:18:00Remember the box I told you about that was stolen from me on the boat?
00:18:02Remember, it serves well.
00:18:04Well, here it is.
00:18:05I had a fight with Kuala and took it away from us.
00:18:06He probably was the one that fired those shots.
00:18:08You ought to go after him.
00:18:09You cannot get far.
00:18:13You cannot conceal yourself.
00:18:14Damn it all!
00:18:18Ha-ha-ha!
00:18:19Oh, Mr. Chan has...
00:18:21That's...
00:18:21Chan's Chinese club, sir.
00:18:23All right, hold it.
00:18:23Right from there.
00:18:29Gray coat with torn pocket.
00:18:36Adam.
00:18:37Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:18:37You say, what do you mean?
00:18:38No.
00:18:39No.
00:18:40You take him home?
00:18:42I am his elder brother.
00:18:44Hmm.
00:18:46Clues explode in an embarrassed face like...
00:18:51God...
00:18:53Oh, God!
00:18:56He is a child.
00:18:57God!
00:19:01God!
00:19:03God!
00:19:06God!
00:19:07God!
00:19:07Who is?
00:19:08God!
00:19:20God!
00:19:21God!
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00:22:46abone olabiliyor.
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00:22:57abone olabiliyor.
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00:23:00abone olabiliyor.
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00:23:33abone olabiliyor.
00:23:35abone olabiliyor.
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00:24:23abone olabiliyor.
00:24:24abone olabiliyor.
00:24:26Açık abone olabiliyor.
00:24:27intellectlerle aktarmak oranın çabuklarına.
00:24:29O.
00:24:30Ay...
00:24:30Bu...
00:24:32Açık abone olabiliyor.
00:24:36Su canın bir parça bu.
00:24:40İzlediğiniz için iki yaratœmalı.
00:24:44İzlediğiniz için özellikle en kamu?
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00:24:54You don't want to see that judge again.
00:24:56You know, he might be real angry if he found out why you took me.
00:25:00And then we would be able to spend the...
00:25:05Wait till he sees me fly. He won't worry then.
00:25:09It's just a question of flying.
00:25:11I'll bet you're a damn good flower.
00:25:13If you were trying to be funny...
00:25:15Oh no Cap, I ain't trying to be funny.
00:25:17I'm just trying to tell you there's 4,000 Chinamen in this country
00:25:19that might have knocked McHugh off.
00:25:21Son of a bitch McHugh.
00:25:23I can't take any chances now.
00:25:25Chances? What's all the emergency about?
00:25:27I've just had a baby in the ladies' room.
00:25:32Now listen Torchy, even if I agree with what you want,
00:25:34admitting you're a pretty good detective and all that,
00:25:36what could you do that the Secret Service went down?
00:25:45Listen, you do that again and you will take the camp, God damn it.
00:25:49All right, pick it up for me.
00:25:51But we're picking it up again when the cute little American judge hands me my veto.
00:25:57What kind of a phony is this?
00:25:59Well, he says our divorce isn't...
00:26:01Oh, God!
00:26:03I'll save you the trouble.
00:26:04See your cashier and get the salad.
00:26:06Oh, see the cashier and get your salad.
00:26:09I don't want anything, but these gentlemen do.
00:26:11They want you on a little charge of kidnapping.
00:26:13And our friend Bill Clifton would like to discuss a long line of...
00:26:17No!
00:26:19That's the right answer, Johnny.
00:26:21You know, it's always smart to have the right answers like that.
00:26:24Now you take it easy. I got this thing all figured out.
00:26:27God damn it.
00:26:29Can you pick it up?
00:26:31Mr. Brennan?
00:26:31Yes.
00:26:32I'm Ke...
00:26:33Ke...
00:26:34What the hell am I?
00:26:37Good morning, Miss Anne.
00:26:39I was wondering if I might speak to Mr... Mr. Hearn.
00:26:43No.
00:26:44We fought for a million dollars.
00:26:45I...
00:26:45All right, from there. Let's find it.
00:26:47No, I said Mr. Hearn.
00:26:48Mr. Hearn.
00:26:48We're all right.
00:26:49General!
00:26:51Oh, it's Judith.
00:26:53If you look out, you'll break.
00:26:56Okay.
00:26:58I don't believe you even consulted them.
00:27:00They wouldn't quibble about evidence in the murder case.
00:27:02If they didn't think they had enough evidence, they'd go to the...
00:27:05God damn it.
00:27:06Let's pick it up.
00:27:07No, but there's something about the way you ride that puts my heart in my mouth.
00:27:11Whoo!
00:27:12I'm very sorry. I burned myself.
00:27:13Go right out of the back, can you?
00:27:14No.
00:27:15No.
00:27:16I burned myself.
00:27:17Judith, how can we find out?
00:27:19What can we do?
00:27:20Hmm.
00:27:22You better leave that to me, huh?
00:27:23But you won't do anything foolish.
00:27:24Oh, I'm sorry. God damn it.
00:27:25It's all right. Pick it up.
00:27:27I feel like taking his place and waiting for a stream of hot juice to shock you in the kingdom.
00:27:31God damn it.
00:27:32Start again. Start again right now.
00:27:33Go ahead.
00:27:33Here we go.
00:27:34Action!
00:27:35Cameron.
00:27:38Miss Judith.
00:27:39Oh!
00:27:40What's going on?
00:27:42Okay.
00:27:42Still running.
00:27:43Is Cameron...
00:27:44That's when I said...
00:27:45I thought Cameron, you see, was there starting. I'm sorry.
00:27:47Sorry, Donnie. Here we go.
00:27:48You back.
00:27:49Why, even the woman you went to after you committed the murder, she'll go against you.
00:27:53She'll save... Sacrifice herself to save... Sacrifice somebody to...
00:27:56All right.
00:27:58She...
00:27:58No, I've got to read it.
00:28:00And then you've got it!
00:28:01Now, wait a minute!
00:28:02Wait a minute!
00:28:03Ah!
00:28:06Will you take me back to the States with you?
00:28:11Well, we'll, uh, talk about that later, huh? How about a drink?
00:28:16Hmm.
00:28:18Ooh!
00:28:21Stole a hitch, huh?
00:28:22Yeah, the conductor was going my way.
00:28:24Mm-hmm.
00:28:24Nice little park you have here.
00:28:27If you like bananas.
00:28:29Me is more! Me is more!
00:28:30Oh, what the hell am I saying?
00:28:31See, maybe four hours.
00:28:32Fifty dollars, please, senor.
00:28:33You'll get it.
00:28:34Look, get McManus and Hernandez and Schaefer.
00:28:36Wait a minute.
00:28:36Uh, how many minutes ago?
00:28:38Right one.
00:28:40Well, look here, you lying maniac.
00:28:42I wouldn't work for you if I never had a job.
00:28:44But luckily, I've got one.
00:28:45And I'm getting to it fast.
00:28:47I'm turning out of town.
00:28:48I'm making the first boat up for the son of a bitch.
00:28:57But they'll be stirred by this play.
00:29:00And they'll stay in their seats and they'll yell...
00:29:02Y-y-y-yell...
00:29:03They're yelling...
00:29:04Hello!
00:29:04Hello!
00:29:05Is it because you didn't have anything to do with it?
00:29:07Because it was Amanda's idea?
00:29:09Because she was helping me on it?
00:29:10Oh, helping me on it.
00:29:11That's helping me in.
00:29:12I don't know.
00:29:14How do you do?
00:29:15I'm very glad to see you.
00:29:16I am.
00:29:17I knew as soon as I did it.
00:29:19I suppose you think Amanda's a complete idiot.
00:29:21I think she's a clever idiot.
00:29:23But an idiot, never the same.
00:29:26Holy mackerel!
00:29:28My play opens.
00:29:28I have my fingerprints taken.
00:29:30My hand asked unmarried.
00:29:31The things has happened to...
00:29:33To...
00:29:34To...
00:29:35Son of a...
00:29:37Imagine you cooped up in an office.
00:29:39No sun, no air.
00:29:42No lines, not a goddamn thing.
00:29:45Taking a rescuer?
00:29:46Out all day in 120 degree heat.
00:29:48Up to my knees in swamp.
00:29:50Mosquitoes that look like...
00:29:53No, no, no.
00:29:53Well now Nick, would I lie to you?
00:29:56Now can you imagine a beautiful girl like Mrs. Anderson being married and happy with a dope like that?
00:30:01And that's as far as I can go.
00:30:03Holy...
00:30:05Nick, what are you going to do back down in the States?
00:30:07I've got a job at the coast-to-coast stores.
00:30:09Assistant to the general superintendent.
00:30:10Plenty of dope too.
00:30:12Goddamn it.
00:30:14Look, you can't marry this man.
00:30:15You're no only for...
00:30:16Oh, not.
00:30:18Guess it's before your father gets here.
00:30:21What this girl's been doing?
00:30:22All right, hold it.
00:30:23Okay, sir.
00:30:24Now look, young fella.
00:30:25Did Collins actually threaten her?
00:30:27No, no.
00:30:27He was very careful not to.
00:30:28I know the line.
00:30:29I know the line.
00:30:31Albert here has been so busy making money that he really hasn't had time to gather an education.
00:30:36Are you still bullshitting?
00:30:38Cut.
00:30:39You will.
00:30:40I won't.
00:30:41You will.
00:30:42I won't.
00:30:43You will.
00:30:44Who you?
00:30:47Cut.
00:30:49Ah, you are?
00:30:51I think I am too.
00:30:52Look at Sharky.
00:30:53Oh, now Sharky.
00:30:55Don't eat me.
00:30:56I saved your life, you love.
00:30:58Get the hell out of here.
00:30:59Get the hell out of here.
00:31:02We've come a long ways, Wellington.
00:31:05Do you remember the Republic Theater on 42nd Street?
00:31:10The old hole ain't the same?
00:31:11No.
00:31:12Do you remember the dressing rooms in the old Republic Theater?
00:31:14The old hole ain't the same.
00:31:16Do you remember Gypsy Rose Lee?
00:31:17The old hole ain't the same.
00:31:20Come on, come on.
00:31:21Don't stand in a daze.
00:31:25Will you?
00:31:26Wake up, wake up, wake up.
00:31:28Excuse me.
00:31:29It's all right.
00:31:31All right, stop it, don't get silly.
00:31:34Not me.
00:31:37Stop it.
00:31:39I don't like it.
00:31:40Cut!
00:31:45What are you using for bait?
00:31:46Apple.
00:31:47You're supposed to use a worm.
00:31:49The worm is in the apple.
00:31:51Go ahead, get the apple.
00:31:57Get a bite.
00:32:00All right, take it easy.
00:32:01Take it easy.
00:32:03Hold on, hold on.
00:32:04Bring it in.
00:32:05Bring it in.
00:32:06Is it out?
00:32:06It's enough.
00:32:10Here she comes now.
00:32:12Look at her.
00:32:13Take it easy now.
00:32:13Oh, boy.
00:32:14Isn't she beautiful?
00:32:16Do you think so?
00:32:17The way I feel right now?
00:32:18Anybody's beautiful.
00:32:20What's the matter?
00:32:21Place.
00:32:21What?
00:32:22I don't know.
00:32:22I don't know.
00:32:22What?
00:32:22I got pee pee.
00:32:28Cubby!
00:32:29He's around here someplace.
00:32:30Look out for these things.
00:32:32Cubby!
00:32:34What's in there?
00:32:36What are you doing in there?
00:32:40You don't know.
00:32:41Damn it, you should.
00:32:50I thought the thing was coming out.
00:32:52that's very funny after there.
00:32:56Wasn't that beautiful?
00:33:02Good night, sneaker.
00:33:03Whoo-hoo!
00:33:05What happened?
00:33:07Not like a goddamned light being cursed.
00:33:10Not like a goddamned light being cursed.
00:37:15can we do it over?
00:37:16yes we put the gas put on
00:37:17you know i haven't been in an apartment like this for a long time
00:37:22it's been two years since i was in new york
00:37:24how does it look to you?
00:37:26about the same as any other place these days but good
00:37:31you're looking blooming
00:37:33oh i'm fine
00:37:35you've been getting any lately?
00:37:36overtime you mean?
00:37:37yes
00:37:40this is a deplorable situation
00:37:42and something has got to be done about it
00:37:44I'm not going to stand idly by it.
00:37:45Dad, can't you understand that I don't want to go to the dance?
00:37:49Oh, I know you're trying to be a good sport about it,
00:37:51but I'm going to get to...
00:37:53Goddammit.
00:37:54Now take a deep breath and hold it.
00:37:56I'll try not to hurt too much.
00:37:59Bill!
00:38:05Did you know it was Eddie Marr's blonde wife
00:38:08Regan was supposed to run off with?
00:38:10Who doesn't?
00:38:10Did you know that Eddie Marr's own the goddammit...
00:38:14Must be difficult for a man who has spent a lifetime
00:38:16stirring up his goddammit knowledge that...
00:38:21Didn't Tanner come at your invitation?
00:38:23And didn't you try to get rid of him
00:38:24because you knew that your husband was coming home unexpectedly?
00:38:26That's not true.
00:38:27And didn't he refuse to leave because he knew...
00:38:30Kravis and the Gamma's Crab.
00:38:33Doc, I had another one of those goddamned fits.
00:38:36Could I bring a friend of mine, Steve Trilling, along?
00:38:38He has fits every day.
00:38:40Kill it.
00:38:43Mr. President, Mr. McCone.
00:38:46How do you do, Mr. President?
00:38:48A pleasure indeed, sir.
00:38:53Jesus Christ, Annie.
00:38:55You handle that cigar like a monkey handles a coconut.
00:38:58I beg your pardon.
00:39:01Mr. President.
00:39:06Every time we rehearse the scene, you pull that same trick.
00:39:09Now, you know an actress of any sensitivity...
00:39:11Olive!
00:39:13Sally, darling!
00:39:14What are you...
00:39:15Sally, this is Stanley Blake.
00:39:17Sally, uh, uh...
00:39:18Sally.
00:39:19You know, it's two years since I've been in New York.
00:39:22How does it look to you?
00:39:23Well, about the same as every place else these days.
00:39:26But good.
00:39:29You're looking blooming.
00:39:30Oh, I'm fine.
00:39:31Just fine.
00:39:33Well, I don't know whether you've laid any...
00:39:35...lake.
00:39:36Oh, eggs!
00:39:36You know, it's none of my goddamned...
00:39:40Golly, Moses.
00:39:41Where do you want the remains sent?
00:39:43Is it that bad?
00:39:44What happened, Mike?
00:39:46Gee, these New York women are certainly...
00:39:48...nuts.
00:39:50Oh, I don't think so.
00:39:54Sir, Johnny Rocco was more than a king.
00:39:56He was an emperor.
00:39:58His rule extended over beer, the slot machines, the numbers racket...
00:40:02...and a dozen other forbidden enterprises.
00:40:04He was a master of the fix.
00:40:07Jesus Christ.
00:40:08Look around at that face.
00:40:12Mary!
00:40:14Oh, no.
00:40:16You get out.
00:40:17You turn right around and leave.
00:40:18Oh, but Mary!
00:40:20You heard me.
00:40:20I planned for four years how you were gonna see me...
00:40:22...and it wasn't gonna be like this.
00:40:24You get out and count to 20 and then come in again.
00:40:27All right, Mary.
00:40:28Hello, John.
00:40:28Hiya, Fred.
00:40:31Goddammit.
00:40:32Action.
00:40:32Go.
00:40:43Oh, sh...
00:40:44What are they kidding?
00:40:46Get out of the woods.
00:40:47Get out of the woods.
00:40:49Get out of the woods.
00:41:12Got a table I could use.
00:41:13Had to extend the gas connection a bit for the Bunsen burner.
00:41:19Look, I hope you don't mind rege...
00:41:22...goddamn regret having that...
00:41:23Yeah, why not?
00:41:24I hope you don't mind.
00:41:25Are you comfortable in the house?
00:41:27Very.
00:41:28Josephine's a fine cook.
00:41:29I'll probably end up getting fat.
00:41:30Oh.
00:41:32I hope you don't mind.
00:41:33I meant to tell you...
00:41:34...that if I got the line right...
00:41:35...I was gonna build a laboratory on the goddamned fort.
00:41:38Homer, you don't know where I could find an apartment, do you?
00:41:40Why, sure, Joel.
00:41:41How about the king's arms?
00:41:43King's arms?
00:41:43Where's the king's arms?
00:41:45Around the queen's ass.
00:41:49I mean, really?
00:41:50Really?
00:41:55Why, you son of a bitch.
00:41:56There's never been another man in her heart...
00:42:03...until now...
00:42:04...nuts.
00:42:05No, so that's it.
00:42:06So for purely selfish reasons, you'll rob this boy of his great opportunity.
00:42:10And instead of helping...
00:42:11Oh, goddammit.
00:42:13Henry, oh, my goodness.
00:42:15Cut it.
00:42:16Get all our men together.
00:42:18We'll run them out of sun...
00:42:20All right, cut.
00:42:22Hello, Mr. Temple. How do you feel?
00:42:23Feeling all right now, son.
00:42:25Well, this Marshal Davis...
00:42:27Howdy, Marshal.
00:42:27A gang's just taken over sundown.
00:42:29And they have their...
00:42:29Oh, goddammit.
00:42:30I got that out.
00:42:32Hello, Mr. Temple.
00:42:33How do you feel?
00:42:33Feel all right now, son.
00:42:35Well, this is Marshal Davis.
00:42:36Howdy, Marshal.
00:42:37A gang's just taken over sundown...
00:42:39Oh, shit.
00:42:43What the hell did this guy do with this goddamned rope?
00:42:46I mean, I knew he'd do that.
00:42:47They'll get it all tied up...
00:42:48Well, no one will ask for me, but, uh...
00:42:50I don't know my mind.
00:42:52Damn it.
00:42:54There's something all wrong here, Lucky.
00:42:57Temple claims he had the deed to sundown,
00:42:59and this fellow said that he had the same thing,
00:43:00and the goddamn thing was taken when those guys...
00:43:02Ah, we can talk this over after you've had a little sleep, Picos.
00:43:06I'll check up in town and see how close the law is to...
00:43:08On your...
00:43:09Oh, balls.
00:43:10Don't you see, Doc?
00:43:11I had to get out.
00:43:12I know you'd think I was a rat,
00:43:13but it's the only way I could ever square things.
00:43:16Now, look, Eddie got into a jam, and I took the rat for him.
00:43:19Oh, goddamn it.
00:43:20Cut it.
00:43:21I know you thought I was a rat,
00:43:23but Eddie got into a jam, and I took the rat for him.
00:43:26I'll be a son of a bitch.
00:43:28What color?
00:43:29I'll be goddamn...
00:43:33Let's head to that water hole.
00:43:35These forces must be fo...
00:43:36Oh, shit, goddamn it.
00:43:38Clock struck midnight, and the playlist began.
00:43:41It did?
00:43:42Well, my goodness, past him.
00:43:49That's the law against breaking into telephone boxes.
00:43:52What are you talking about?
00:43:54There's been too many boxes broken into around our neighborhood.
00:43:57How do you propose to open the safe?
00:44:00That may not be so easy a matter.
00:44:07The goddamn thing's locked.
00:44:10My dear Walt, are you serious?
00:44:13I'm not sure.
00:44:13I'm not sure.
00:44:14I'm not sure.
00:44:14I'm not sure.
00:44:15That's right.
00:44:15That's right.
00:44:16What about that scene where you were telling your mother
00:44:19about the terrible review I had given your play?
00:44:21Listen to this.
00:44:23Opening night report by Parker Ballantyne.
00:44:26I think it's time for all us Transylvanian peasants
00:44:29to pick up our torches and march menacingly up to that castle on the hill
00:44:35because Dr. Frankenstein is making monsters again.
00:44:39Marge, get me a drink.
00:44:41This time he's attached the arms and legs of Agamemnon.
00:44:46Agamemnon.
00:44:47Agamemnon.
00:44:47Agamemnon.
00:44:51Okay, one for the poor sports.
00:44:53Now let's go to the city room at the newspaper you work for.
00:44:56Oh, you were solid Maxi Rosenblum.
00:44:58Now why can't you let someone else write the review?
00:45:01Who, him?
00:45:02Harvey Rittenhouse?
00:45:03Oh, he's not that bad.
00:45:04Harvey Rittenhouse is a blithering idiot
00:45:06who sits in off-Broadway theaters
00:45:08and sees nothing but me falling in an open mouth
00:45:10or walking right in there.
00:45:16What about our big dramatic scene?
00:45:18You know where our marriage is blowing up and you're leaving?
00:45:21You should have left for drama school.
00:45:23But I just want to know one thing.
00:45:25When does opening night end?
00:45:27At midnight?
00:45:28At two?
00:45:28At six in the morning?
00:45:29When?
00:45:30Because after the show I'm going home with Dion and that's...
00:45:34You don't know what we're going to do.
00:45:36Now how about the way you goofed my close-up in that scene?
00:45:39And you were just a voice off camera.
00:45:41But not far enough off.
00:45:43Angie, you're my husband.
00:45:44I mean, I'm your husband.
00:45:50Okay, but let's not forget that you boo-booed
00:45:52when we made the coming attraction trailer.
00:45:54You're a man of the world.
00:45:56Mm-hmm.
00:45:57Playboy.
00:45:59Sportsman.
00:46:00Bon vivant.
00:46:02In fact, the kind of handsome debonair fellow
00:46:04you would expect to be the husband
00:46:05of a supremely beautiful, talented, fascinating girl
00:46:09who drives men mad.
00:46:11Oh, I thought you were going to say
00:46:13that I play a guy so sophisticated
00:46:14he can handle the most compromising situation
00:46:17and never turn a hair.
00:46:18Bob, honey.
00:46:19Don't show up.
00:46:20Don't show up.
00:46:21Don't show up.
00:46:26Okay.
00:46:27Come on.
00:46:28How many zeros do you want me to shoot down for you?
00:46:30Oh, I know you're good,
00:46:31but there's no need to be reckless.
00:46:33You know, there are safety rules
00:46:34even in your business.
00:46:36What I mean, Jimmy, darling,
00:46:37is I don't want you to take any unnecessary chances.
00:46:41I mean, you've got to come back to me, Jimmy.
00:46:44Well, I can't get this damn lighter to work.
00:46:47Morning gallons of gas.
00:46:52Ice on your wings.
00:46:55It's not so good, sonny.
00:46:56It's not so good.
00:47:00Don't lose your head now.
00:47:03Remember what you've been taught.
00:47:05Who the hell is walking across that sky?
00:47:09Brandon, two squadrons of bombers,
00:47:11hang on 111,
00:47:12attack you've covered one squadron
00:47:13and Messerschmitt 110.
00:47:14Az sonraca denemiz bir tarafı konuşmak istiyor.
00:47:17NE
00:47:17İzledi
00:47:18İzledi
00:47:18İzledi
00:47:19İzledi
00:47:20İzledi
00:47:21İzledi
00:47:21İzledi
00:47:21İzledi
00:47:23İzledi
00:47:43İzledi
00:48:49Y'a rektim.
00:49:05İlk olarak, odaşlar.
00:49:10Odaşlar, odaşlar.
00:49:13Bu ne?
00:49:14Evet.
00:49:15Düşünün bir şey.
00:49:16Evet, görünüyorlardı.
00:49:18Evet, bu sınırlar.
00:49:19Evet, evet.
00:49:21Bir de de benimle?
00:49:23Burada.
00:49:24Odaşlar.
00:49:24Odaşlar.
00:49:24Odaşlar.
00:49:24Odaşlar.
00:49:25Odaşlar.
00:49:25Odaşlar.
00:49:27Odaşlar.
00:49:29Odaşlar.
00:49:30Benimle bakvam argumenti ki ne deumak.
00:49:32Ben yapayım da bu karakolan.
00:49:35Ne deumakonu şimdi.
00:49:37Bir çocukları çalışmak için yardımcı olacak?
00:49:40Bir herkere de en de büyük bir çocuklarla girişim için hayaki yuvrane.
00:49:43Bir çocuklar ki y Briefun ve ayrıcağırlarla girişim için dobryAJarlar.
00:49:46Orada bir tanesiyendo.
00:49:47Bu da ne kadar.
00:49:49Ifin'i yukarı değil, broughten bu.
00:49:54İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:49:55Ben...
00:49:55Ne?
00:49:58Ne?
00:50:02Ne?
00:50:09Ne?
00:50:12Ne?
00:50:12Ne?
00:50:13Ne?
00:50:14Ne?
00:50:16Ne?
00:50:17Ne?
00:50:17Ne?
00:50:18Ne?
00:50:18Ne?
00:50:18Ne?
00:50:19Ne?
00:50:19Ne?
00:50:19Ne?
00:50:20Ne?
00:50:20Ne?
00:50:21Ne!
00:50:22Ne!
00:50:23Ne?
00:50:26Ne?
00:50:39Ne!
00:50:40Ne?
00:50:40Ne so!
00:50:45Kıya da.
00:50:47Kıya da.
00:50:47Kıya da.
00:50:48Kıya da.
00:50:49Kıya da.
00:50:53Bu ne?
00:50:54Sadece bir günlerle evi verin?
00:50:56Sen de var ya da bir evi okuluydu.
00:50:58Enfesinde bir evi bir yorucu yoktu.
00:51:01Ne?
00:51:02Almanız ve antlarlıklar, kapı kez almanız ve eşeksel bir kereklikler.
00:51:05Bir daha var.
00:51:09Sıvır.
00:51:09Ah-hah!
00:51:14Dammit!
00:51:15God dammit!
00:51:19Hold it, hold it!
00:51:23Don't pull your hair, don't pick your hair, quiet!
00:51:26Don't pull your hair back!
00:51:27You ready?
00:51:28All right.
00:51:29Don't pull your hair back!
00:51:30Now look, Siler, I gotta see if you don't mind!
00:51:34Don't pull your hair back!
00:51:36What do I have to do, tell you things in six different languages?
00:51:38I'm sorry!
00:51:39You're sorry?
00:51:39Look at my hat!
00:51:41I don't know what the hell to say!
00:51:43Pick it up!
00:51:43Man overboard!
00:51:44Now, if this was a fire, I'd know just what to do!
00:51:47Well, I've been at sea for 30 years and I can't swim a stroke!
00:51:55Beautiful, Eddie!
00:51:56What's the matter with her?
00:51:57That bullet gunner.
00:51:59That?
00:52:00Well, I know, but you can't leave her here like this.
00:52:02You've got to stay here until I can move her to the jail.
00:52:04Is that you do mention still good?
00:52:05Don't stop getting sentimental, Nick.
00:52:06All you gotta do is wait here until I can figure the lines
00:52:08and maybe I'll say the goddamn thing before.
00:52:11That bullet gunner.
00:52:13Bad?
00:52:14Well, I don't know, we can't leave her here like this.
00:52:17You can leave me here like this, because I don't know the goddamn one.
00:52:20What are you pulling now?
00:52:21You know that sailor Daniels?
00:52:23The one that she tripped when she tried to jump the boat?
00:52:25Well, he's got a four-inch...
00:52:26I can't say it.
00:52:28Well, you know Daniels, that fellow that she tripped when she tried to jump the boat?
00:52:31Well, he's got a four-inch something on his head.
00:52:33I tried to say it before and I just said it this time.
00:52:36Howdy, Pastor.
00:52:37Hi, Alvin.
00:52:40I've been kind of expecting to see you.
00:52:43Yeah.
00:52:45Yeah.
00:52:46I'm right, Torrey.
00:52:48Who are you?
00:52:49Sure, some accent I got.
00:52:51Three women in one she is, Alvin.
00:52:53A whole pass full of women.
00:52:56I'll let her marry her be a bigamous.
00:52:58See?
00:52:59Big...
00:53:00Mus?
00:53:01Yes, sir.
00:53:03Big...
00:53:07Just because...
00:53:08I'll be goddamn if I didn't...
00:53:10Blood!
00:53:12Whoa!
00:53:13I had a pair of crutches made for Cookie.
00:53:15The last thing you did was hit me on the head with him.
00:53:16Ah, I'm going down.
00:53:17Got it.
00:53:18All right.
00:53:20You're promoted.
00:53:21You're now a...
00:53:22Testing.
00:53:25I bet you think nothing now turning that knife on me if you would...
00:53:28I...
00:53:29Oh, damn it.
00:53:31From the first moment that my brother's boat sighted us, we've made a...
00:53:34Overlock.
00:53:35Now I can do it.
00:53:37He didn't tell you any of that, did he?
00:53:39No.
00:53:40What do you mean to him?
00:53:41What do your lives mean to him?
00:53:43He doesn't care about your lives.
00:53:45You're not men and you're nuts.
00:53:46Of course, I know your capacity for that.
00:53:49She's devastated.
00:53:50Not so devastated.
00:53:51She lost a sense of direction.
00:53:52She made straight for the library.
00:53:53That's all right.
00:53:54It's her library.
00:53:55She can make for it if she likes.
00:53:56I hear you're collaborating.
00:53:57Well, I can't work around here.
00:54:00Oh, you're following me.
00:54:01Oh, I didn't know that.
00:54:03Oh.
00:54:05Now you go and tell Jack the store.
00:54:07Keep the crowd happy.
00:54:08You're a goddamn son of a bitch.
00:54:10He's been home for two weeks.
00:54:12Define how do you do to get smacked in a kisser with the minute I turn my...
00:54:15Goddamn it the minute I turn my back.
00:54:17Now, hold it right there.
00:54:18We'll...
00:54:19Ketchup.
00:54:21Mustard.
00:54:21Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:54:23I'm sorry.
00:54:24Hold it.
00:54:24Hold it.
00:54:25Sandra just told me that I was only nuts to that goddamn line.
00:54:31I cannot remember it.
00:54:34But I didn't die and I haven't stayed away and I want that child.
00:54:37Well, you're not going to have it, you son of a bitch.
00:54:38Is that so?
00:54:38There's millions of people...
00:54:40All of you here, for instance, who've done lots more than I have.
00:54:44Just doing their daily jobs.
00:54:47Goddamn it, I'm high in a kite.
00:54:50They're written for you.
00:54:51That's sob quality.
00:54:52That's what we need.
00:54:55Oh, I had a lot...
00:54:56Start again.
00:54:57Quiet.
00:54:58Oh, look.
00:54:59You want to help me?
00:55:00Mm-hmm.
00:55:01Stella...
00:55:02He dares not come there for the candle.
00:55:04Oh, you see yourself at...
00:55:05Oh, nice.
00:55:07Oh, grim-luck night.
00:55:11Oh, yes, my darling.
00:55:13A thousand times yes.
00:55:14And if he doesn't cut, I don't know what in the hell I'm going to do.
00:55:19Oh, that must be Bert now.
00:55:21I told him to meet me here.
00:55:24The goddamn match won't strike.
00:55:34Stinks.
00:55:38Just pinning a medal on you for getting me fired.
00:55:40If you'd kept your bustle inside this duke, I might have a chance to bring...
00:55:43See, well...
00:55:44Now, what's your news?
00:55:46Oh, I got a letter from Dra...
00:55:47Parrot.
00:55:48Goddamn Drake.
00:55:50Pretty lucky.
00:55:52But I didn't have anything to do with the murder, or whatever you call it.
00:55:57Goddamn it.
00:55:58Cassie was poisoned.
00:55:59And quite a bit later, Dr. Tower shot himself.
00:56:03He hadn't been dead very long when the cook came in and found him.
00:56:06And I forgot the rest of the line from there, but it'd be great if I could remember it.
00:56:10And the laws of the state of California.
00:56:12Let there...
00:56:13Therefore, who God hath joined together, let no man put asunder.
00:56:16That'd make a goddamn good one for somebody where they're having his...
00:56:20Do you hear me?
00:56:21Come with me to the cellar.
00:56:22Wait, wait, wait on by that.
00:56:24Guest 13.
00:56:26Goddamn it.
00:56:28Geez.
00:56:28Figured out a new thing.
00:56:30New setup.
00:56:30For you and me.
00:56:33Since when do we get to be such a butt?
00:56:35Oh, boy, I'm sorry about that out there, but...
00:56:38Cully, he's...
00:56:38He's getting too big for his britches.
00:56:41That's the trouble with Cully.
00:56:42He's getting too big for his britches.
00:56:45He's getting too big for his britches.
00:56:47I looked on the wrong side of the camera.
00:56:51Doctor, I can't help it. It's orders.
00:56:53All right, I'll tell you her name.
00:56:56Uh...
00:56:56Her name?
00:56:57What the hell is her name?
00:56:59Oh, we're subject to your approval, Doctor.
00:57:00Dog doesn't eat dog, eh?
00:57:02Oh, I'm not a practicing physician.
00:57:06Now, what the hell do I say?
00:57:08If ever there was a stupid 14-carat dumb cluck who ought to have his own hand examined, that's me.
00:57:13Do you believe me now?
00:57:16I'll be goddamned if I know what the hell to say.
00:57:19Okay.
00:57:21What do you feel about her?
00:57:24You thought it was all over, but it wasn't.
00:57:27It's still there.
00:57:29If I could...
00:57:31Goddamn, it's still in you.
00:57:32Start again. Start again.
00:57:33Oh, remember, Mr. Stanley, I, too, were giving up something.
00:57:35It would make a whale of a broadcast.
00:57:37Hello?
00:57:40Say something, Mr. Keeley.
00:57:42Say something. Cut!
00:57:44Maggie, you know that one of my cardinal principles is never to interfere in anybody else's wife.
00:57:51Don't look at me and say that!
00:57:54Yes, I arrived in white tie and tails to be met by two big wee butlers who very quietly proceeded
00:57:59to take my trousers off.
00:58:00Oh, I was then ushered in my lemon-yellow shorts, goddammit.
00:58:05Sherry, darling, I've been so worried now seeing you in this chair.
00:58:08This chair fits my fanny as nothing else ever hands.
00:58:12Who would have thought an hour ago I'd be on my way to South Carolina?
00:58:15Life is just full of surprises, isn't it?
00:58:18Will you both stop this violent headache?
00:58:23Shall I tell you how I glittered through the South Seas like a silver scimiter?
00:58:26Or would you rather hear how I finished a three-act play with one hand,
00:58:29whilst making love to a Maharaja with a...
00:58:31Oh.
00:58:35Well, Maggie?
00:58:38What's that?
00:58:39Don't be afraid. It's only a little bloodbite.
00:58:41Oh, we love you, we love you.
00:58:43Thank you, sir.
00:58:45Robert!
00:58:46Yes, sir?
00:58:49I don't know. I'm awfully sorry.
00:58:51Goddammit!
00:58:51It must be wonderful to be a newspaper man,
00:58:53have such beautiful, childlike...
00:58:58Goddammit!
00:58:59All right, Brody.
00:59:04Boy, this is gonna be a tough one.
00:59:05After all the breaks I gave you.
00:59:09Get it!
00:59:10Damn it!
00:59:11There it goes!
00:59:15You think that.
00:59:17But you don't know.
00:59:21Come on, Stacy, make a statement.
00:59:23You haven't got a chance.
00:59:26Why, you dirty...
00:59:30Say, just a minute, this is supposed to be my dance.
00:59:34What are you doing here?
00:59:46Jesus Christ!
00:59:47What's going on here?
00:59:48It's a swindle, the whole thing's a swindle.
00:59:50You just tried to get rid of me, didn't you?
00:59:52Pardon.
00:59:54Who was that?
00:59:55I don't know.
00:59:56What do you mean you don't know?
00:59:57Well, I've seen them around.
00:59:59Seen them around where?
01:00:02Jesus!
01:00:08Boy, this is gonna be a tough one.
01:00:15That sucker jumped three feet in the air and come down instead of the board.
01:00:21And I'll still be in the goddamn thing jammed.
01:00:34If I only knew the line now, how beautifully we could play this scene.
01:00:38An order of transfer from the senior officer present and afloat.
01:00:42I'm goddamn if I know why, but that's the only...
01:00:45Because you wanted to get those checks.
01:00:47You thought if I would pay $1,000 cash now for them, that you could get a whole lot out
01:00:52of me.
01:00:53Sorry, print that.
01:00:58Son of a bitch.
01:01:00Who the hell's too bad?
01:01:02This one over here.
01:01:05Look at that.
01:01:06Right over here.
01:01:07Put this leg right over there, lady.
01:01:09There, madam, right over there.
01:01:14Cut it.
01:01:18Have you got it?
01:01:19I hope you took it.
01:01:21Because I could never do it again.
01:01:24Jacket, I don't know whether you care or not.
01:01:26But my granddaughter's in jail for a crime she didn't commit.
01:01:28Now, you tried to sell those checks.
01:01:34Oh, Harold, you are so sombre in your black coat.
01:01:37Why do you not wear your gay white coat?
01:01:39Darling, it's been stolen!
01:01:41I beg your pardon.
01:01:42We've lost it.
01:01:43Oh, I beg your pardon.
01:01:48Boy, this is gonna be a tough one.
01:01:56I'll knock my brains out.
01:01:59You know perfectly well I don't care anything about your account.
01:02:02What's going on here?
01:02:03I forgot my pardon.
01:02:05Ah, for years I've dreamed of this moment.
01:02:07This shall be the creation of everything I don't know what I'm talking about.
01:02:12Oh, you see, dear, when will you grow up?
01:02:15Well, I must go.
01:02:16People will be arriving in a minute.
01:02:18The main thing is I gotta...
01:02:19Oh, damn.
01:02:21Mrs. Hardwick, I'm lost on the point of leaving.
01:02:24So soon?
01:02:25Why, that's a shame.
01:02:25My husband will be so sorry to miss you.
01:02:31Even so, I married you for better or worse.
01:02:34If this is the worst, I wouldn't have anything to know.
01:02:35Oh, God damn it.
01:02:42Son of a bitch.
01:02:45Now then, Friar, let's waste no more time.
01:02:47We'll take the shortcut across the stream.
01:02:48Come on.
01:02:48I won't.
01:02:50God damn it.
01:02:51I won't.
01:02:55Action!
01:02:57Give me back my mutton chop.
01:02:58Oh, nuts.
01:03:00Where is Andy?
01:03:01He's over at the 7-Eleven Club working on a story that's gonna rock this town.
01:03:05Tell him to stick to rocking babies.
01:03:06That's what it is.
01:03:12Hey, listen, Chief.
01:03:15If you think you can spare me, I guess me and the boys will be getting back to the parade.
01:03:18We probably have to run a foot race now or we'll get...
01:03:22Son of a bitch.
01:03:25They all say he's a Brooklyn cowboy and I believe them.
01:03:28Oh, but Maxine...
01:03:29Oh, you!
01:03:31Don't you ever speak to me again. I'm through with you.
01:03:36Back to where!
01:03:38And I know Charpaine!
01:03:40Yahoo!
01:03:47Ho! Ho! Ho!
01:03:49I'm Wyoming Steve Gibson!
01:03:51It's a lie! I'm Wyoming Steve Gibson!
01:03:58You know as well as we do that it's impossible for you to stay here.
01:04:01We know it, Monsieur, and we are going away.
01:04:04In the hope that if you cannot forget it, forgive us.
01:04:08Yes, Monsieur.
01:04:09And you've been given the honor to represent America.
01:04:11Dan's exposition?
01:04:12Yes.
01:04:13Of course you will receive all expenses and an immediately check for...
01:04:20He's give you the air for Noah, ain't he?
01:04:23Yeah.
01:04:23Well, then he's gotta win.
01:04:27I'm a...
01:04:29Dad!
01:04:30No, it's a town about 30 miles from here.
01:04:31Over in them now are Ozarks where the hillbillies come from.
01:04:34Well, who's he making?
01:04:35A blacksmith.
01:04:36We could have to take.
01:04:37And I fixed it free with old man Goddammit.
01:04:40Now, we might work up a match with one of your own boys.
01:04:42Create local interest.
01:04:43All we need is a fellow with weight enough can...
01:04:46learn a couple of lines and...
01:04:49Oh, but Ed, you can talk him into it.
01:04:52Now, listen, baby.
01:04:53I know everything there is to know about wrestling.
01:04:55I can promote a match from Podunk to the Garden.
01:04:57I can't remember the line.
01:04:59Goddammit.
01:04:59Why, bust my bustle.
01:05:01That's a right smart idea.
01:05:03I'm not waiting, old buddy.
01:05:04I'll take him.
01:05:14Yahoo!
01:05:14We're going again, boys.
01:05:24Action, go.
01:05:35Oh, shit.
01:05:48Oh, shit.
01:06:00Oh, sh...
01:06:01Oh, you got it.