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00:13It set the whole world on fire.
00:17Oh, hell yeah!
00:21Yes!
00:22Yes!
00:36Kia ora koutou and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:40Every year I dream up a bunch of pointless tasks for desperate people to attempt.
00:46And then I just watch them like a pervert.
00:48It's an admin-heavy kink, but Daddy has a specific thirst,
00:54which can only be quenched by being the Taskmaster.
01:01Ticking my boxes tonight are Comedians Dave Wharei,
01:06Claudia Hortini,
01:10Morgana O'Reilly,
01:13Lees Mathewson,
01:14and Rose Matafeo.
01:18And to my left, wagging the tail of this dog,
01:21it's my handy assistant, Paul Williams!
01:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:28Can we have the prize task now, please?
01:30Absolutely, Jeremy.
01:31So, as always, we've asked our contestants to bring in a prize.
01:34The winner of the prize task will receive five points.
01:36The winner of tonight's episode will take home all five prizes.
01:40Tonight, we've asked our contestants to bring in the best spiky thing.
01:45Ooh!
01:46Yes.
01:47OK, Rose.
01:48What spiky thing did you bring in?
01:50Look, Jeremy.
01:52We're not young anymore, OK?
01:55And so I think, for me, the best thing on this earth is a spiky massage ball.
02:01Now, the haters are going to say that I went past Kmart Henderson.
02:09And picked the first thing I saw that was spiky.
02:11And to them I say, prove it, bitch.
02:14It kind of looks like COVID.
02:16Hey!
02:18Hey, Paul!
02:20So rude!
02:22Morgana, what have you been?
02:23It's savoury and sweet.
02:25It's a cheese and pineapple hedgehog.
02:28Everybody gets a piece!
02:30What's underneath the tin foil?
02:33Pineapple is a classic.
02:35This is an actual hedgehog.
02:40But I've covered it with tin foil for hygiene.
02:45Dave, what did you bring in?
02:47When I finished my masters in spikeology,
02:51I was drawn to a certain book by the one great, Spike Milligan.
03:00I really think you should rethink the term spikeologist,
03:02because it sounds like you spike people's drinks.
03:04That is really terrifying.
03:07That was my other idea.
03:10But I thought for the safety of all those involved,
03:14you know, good old Spike Milligan.
03:15And page 38 is the one to go for.
03:19What's on page 38?
03:20Ah, let me win and I'll show you.
03:24Rhys, what did you bring in?
03:26It's four words.
03:27It's spiky, but it's also the height of luxury.
03:30It's a pyramid of Ferrero Rocher's.
03:32Ooh!
03:35So the spike is the top of the pyramid?
03:37No, no, no.
03:38The spike is the Rocher.
03:39If you were to peel back the foil, it's spiky.
03:43Would you say spiky or would you say knobbly and craggy?
03:46I think spiky.
03:47If you gave one to a blind person, they wouldn't be like,
03:50ooh, how smooth.
03:55Clarny, what did you bring in?
03:57Do you know the Shakti mat?
04:00Ah, the spiky mat that you lie on.
04:02Oh, spiky to you.
04:03To me, boring, okay?
04:06I fall asleep on a Shakti mat.
04:08If I got a newborn baby, that's where I put the baby, okay?
04:13I need something a little more extreme,
04:15so I've created a more extreme Shakti mat.
04:18Oh!
04:19Ouchie!
04:21If you zoom in, this is...
04:25Why is Dave's hair stuck to me?
04:29That's hot glue gun, actually.
04:31Alright, is it time to score these ones?
04:34Yes, please.
04:34I'm going to start by saying one point for Rhys Mathewson.
04:38Because I do love Ferrera Shays, but for me,
04:40they're a little more knobbly and craggy.
04:42I'm going to go two points for Hawane,
04:45because he's combined two of the things I hate the most,
04:47which is thumbtacks and camping.
04:49I'm going to go three points for Dave in his Spike Milligan book.
04:53I'm a huge fan of Bad Jelly the Witch.
04:55I'm going to go four points for Rose,
04:58because I've got terrible plantar fasciitis
05:00and I could do with one of those things.
05:01Well, get that in your face.
05:02And then I'm going to go five points for Morgana,
05:04because I love the cheese hedgehog.
05:06Okay.
05:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:09All right, Paul.
05:11Hit us with the cruise cars.
05:13Meet now at Paul.
05:14Here is the next time of Gaio.
05:16Go for Nielsen.
05:27Hello, Morgana.
05:30Hello, Rose.
05:32Your sources again?
05:37Oh.
05:39Write and shoot a Scandinavian noir film.
05:43Your film must be in a Scandinavian language
05:46and heavily feature this...
05:48This...
05:50Scrake-brat.
05:52This...
05:53Scric-brat.
05:55The script for your film must have exactly 42 words of dialogue.
06:00And at least three characters.
06:03Most Scandinavian film wins.
06:06You have 45 minutes?
06:08Turn and stretch now.
06:09Yeah, cool.
06:10Super cool.
06:14dub over the scandinavian film in english dub over the scandinavian film in english you must
06:21play every character in the film you must each play at least one character from the film you
06:27may not use a dictionary or anything dictionary adjacent you may not leave the study best
06:33re-dubbing wins you have 15 minutes your time starts now whoa which of the three languages would you like
06:42i'm norwegian okay kunst canst canst canst are you calling me canst you mean art not where i'm from
06:56let's just go norway okay so i think the film is gonna go you're incredibly abusive
07:02yeah let's just stick to the task okay february the sky was dark as dark as my mood
07:16maybe it's a lone policewoman like in the killing
07:26where are you you bastard
07:28it needs a femme fatale right please i need help no get out you look like my dead wife
07:36rush us here yet ringer yelp no i come dead out and then i say look over there say that
07:49thank you maybe i push her down the stairs
07:55the apple shines brightly in the mind of a child help help where are you
08:04help what i do oh you're just keeping her down there during your laundry i have to iron he makes
08:12me iron come for mike till austereka maybe i'm like that's noir you just say that's yeah at the end
08:30that's brilliant i love it that was incredible it was really good do you want to be morgana or paul
08:38for the first scene i could be morgana
08:42and go
08:47what a great task
08:50okay two great actors i'm looking forward to seeing these interesting that you guys chose
08:56norwegian it seemed like the most scandinavian i thought it was the easiest or that yeah
09:03have you guys done any adr work before any additional dialogue recording never done it
09:09before never you were in moana too yes i have
09:18we were in moana too okay time for a break now and time to let our friends in scandinavia know
09:26that
09:26we respect your culture we're just trying to make some good cunst
09:30we'll see you soon
09:44welcome back to taskmaster where comedians are trying to out scandinavian each other
09:50like an ikea bookcase stacked with salt licorice fighting a sauna full of pickled herring
09:56that's right jeremy our contestants must dub over their teammates scandinavian language films up first
10:03recreating the words for morgana's scandy film noir it's juanian reese
10:20this is where she is
10:25hello hi who are you i'm looking for my mother yeah
10:34oh there she is
10:39my guy my guy be quiet
10:45mom
10:48help mom help where are you here i'm filled with grief
10:58you've come for me my daughter
11:03mama i've missed you
11:08you don't look so good
11:16oh no that's not good
11:24look who just got themselves into moana three
11:27yeah interesting hawani was there an accent there i was sort of trying to work out what accent was
11:36going on pretty sure it was a new zealand accent uh with one word hello
11:44run me through the plot so you're looking for your mum
11:47yeah then um you injected paul with some kind of drug yeah to knock him out and then you found
11:54your
11:54mum ironing and she died yeah yeah yeah he was holding her there you know he makes me iron you
12:01remember from it's inspired by shakespeare you know yeah yeah right i'm keen to see another one of these
12:07people up next is the team of two with a film from rose and dubbing from dave
12:13february in the heart of munich munich land where the munchkins are made you come in like a blister
12:26what's going on here with the blisters and all your salami's out your milk top looks terrible
12:44what the trolley bus doesn't come here anymore
12:52oh no that's broken it's really broken it's really broken no
13:01yeah that's really broken it's bergantown i'm breaking it up so bad
13:08do you think rose that dave's dubbing was in keeping with your theme well i mean it was
13:16basically a direct translation yeah yeah your salami's out is that one of the lines the quote was you come
13:23in like a blister your salami's out your milktop looks terrible you see the offense that she took to
13:32that how hurt she was that's one of the harshest things you can say to a norwegian
13:38how would you like to score it oh they were both great i thought to be honest this is quite
13:43difficult to
13:44judge four points for the team of three okay and i'll go five points for the team of two okay
13:56where does that leave us with the scores paul out in first equal it's morgana and rose on nine points
14:08now that we are officially past the halfway point i would love an update on the series scoreboard if
14:14you could pull absolutely out in first with 91 points morgana it's close
14:25time to move on paul what's next this task has no signs of something being wrong with it
14:45oh
14:52hell yeah hi paul hello dave
14:57wow wow paul that's comically large there was a mix-up at the the printing place
15:03paul that task makes you look so skinny thank you you look like mike tv oh
15:15hey paul can you pretend to walk down some stairs behind the task
15:22really good man oh no
15:32okay wave the correct red flag fastest wins your time starts now this is one of those riddle ones
15:42my brain does not work like that wave the correct red there's a red flag
15:50who is going to be the first to run this crimson signal up the flagpole up first it's juani
15:56morgana and rose why are you here what is that toast
16:03do i just go down there and wave that flag
16:09god damn it they're there there's one there there's one is that correct it's not correct
16:18i've not stopped the clock okay that's not it i've not stopped the clock
16:23oh shit that one's all the way across the river you're gonna ignore that one well i thought i might
16:30go try the other one first okay
16:34there was that bread that's weird this show makes me feel like a conspiracy theorist right
16:41red flag man red flag i've not stopped the clock i've not stopped the clock two flags i've not
16:49stopped the clock red flag red flag well i'm gonna have to go to that one okay i'll come in
17:07case one
17:07of the sheep chases you just be alert of sheep i can't stress that enough they've seen us they're
17:14coming go rose go stop stop stop keep going i've not stopped the clock i've not stopped the clock
17:26i've not stopped the clock
17:34i've not stopped the clock okay that's not the correct flag i hope that sheep kills you go that way
17:40why why because the sheep they're running after you oh my god
17:47i think they like the color red they're like balls go rose
17:55you okay i was fighting for my life and you put me in that position sorry what are you looking
18:01for
18:02i don't know i thought this might be a clue maybe that means there's something oh that's close to breaking
18:10that's not the correct flag oh red flag red flag bread what is the breadly bread like ducks i'm gonna
18:22try and wave the bread flag it wasn't the bread flag was it all the information you need is on
18:27the task
18:27why was there a bread stick up there man where's the
18:33wave the correct bread flag
18:44i've stopped the clock i've stopped the clock i've stopped the clock
18:49pretty fun
18:51bread flag is the bread flag this whole time bread flag did you see what happened to me down there
18:56you got chased by a pack of sheep don't don't you dare laugh the camera crew don't you dare laugh
19:02i've heard that
19:11oh one of my favorite things is to watch taskmaster contestants running around in the taskmaster
19:19hinterlands out of breath pointlessly yeah my new favorite thing is watching taskmaster
19:24contestants running in the hinterlands being chased by livestock
19:29welcome back to new zealand baby it was genuinely one of the most terrifying
19:36experiences of my like i thought paul was joking when he went run and they turned and there were
19:41sheep humming for me they've cut out paul laughing a lot because he really tickled him
19:50morgana your spidey senses told you that something was up with the bread and then you went no i'm just
19:56going to keep going keep chasing these flags around i know even once i sort of went i'll try the
20:00bread flag
20:01because there's no other choice i was still like i don't get it hawani you picked it up and you
20:07hit
20:07you had it you just needed to jiggle it even watching it i was like it looks like he's jiggling
20:13a little bit yeah could we all three argue we kind of wiggled it yeah they all three picked it
20:17up but
20:17by my definition wave was a clear back and forth motion that's crazy though because by my definition
20:24a wave is just a slight jiggle please tell me that they weren't flapping around too long in the
20:30taskmaster hinterlands so morgana 15 minutes and 40 seconds hawani 10 minutes 42 rose 30 minutes and 2
20:39seconds all right might be time for us to wave a white flag as we cowardly retreat for a break
20:46we'll see you soon
21:00welcome back to taskmaster where our five comedians are struggling to read the small letters of a task
21:07once again proving they never read the fine print that's right jeremy our task is not to wave a red
21:13flag
21:14flag but a bread flag up next dave nane and yeast matthewson
21:21your time starts now wave the correct red flag fastest wins your time starts now
21:26wave the correct uh we would have yeah i've stopped the clock
21:34you've stopped the clock yeah i did it yeah it feels like a trap
21:44okay yeah yeah yeah let's talk about it
21:54yeah yeah that's how you do it
21:58don't look at me when you say that it must feel good reese it felt good but i mean i've
22:04had tunnel
22:04vision in a previous task this series when we saw their one that was the first i found out there
22:11were
22:11giant red flags on the field i had not seen them at all i didn't see them there's no red
22:18flags i guess i'll
22:19just wave this it'll be wrong it felt slightly anticlimactic didn't it with the i mean how long did it
22:24take those
22:24guys so i don't go around shitting on your achievements yeah how many seconds did it take them dave
22:3210 seconds reese six seconds wow so uh one point for rose two points for morgana three points for
22:40hoani four points for dave and five points for reese matthewson
22:46all right for all things uh heating up in the kitchen but i haven't had my fill got a little
22:52tasky for me to nibble on what do we want another task when do we want it now
23:10hello morgana hello rose hello paul hey paul how you doing feel like a million bucks crazy that's so
23:18much money i like the hair today what's it like it's sort of on your head and looks really good
23:25lovely tip and the pen
23:32okay write down five things that people do that annoy you you have three minutes your time starts now
23:39i just there's so many things that annoy me that i can't think of all of a sudden man you
23:46know i'm
23:46a pretty like relaxed guy hand brakes yeah they annoy me speak loudly in public places vote act just
23:55very very loud me no not you you could go up a couple decibels okay great task stop
24:13oh
24:14it's too easy to be true oh no write a protest song for the fifth thing on your list most
24:22galvanizing protest
24:24song wins 45 minutes your time starts now rouge staring and bad tiramisu we will stand too close
24:38in a queue there's no need easy easy and last is using means as all your jokes any and all
24:45forms of
24:46bigotry you can call me a woke cock if you want but i find bigotry very annoying sneaky sneaky devils
24:53i think all i can do is rap because i truly am so worried about singing on television
24:58what kind of music i can play
25:08terrible i hate it i really just like that song whoever did that did a bad job
25:15you okay man
25:19it's just so fire
25:23i swear to god paul you're not helping okay sorry i need you to help
25:26sorry
25:31i love a good protest song paul but the thought of writing it and then singing in public on television
25:37makes me feel physically ill so who should we make do it first our first contestant to clash
25:45with the system is the working-class heroes mata feo
25:54you're looking at me you're looking at me stop cease
25:59just this
26:01just this
26:12There's a fish.
26:13Why do you stand?
26:19It's almost as if you really do care.
26:27Does it really hurt that we're wearing these short guns?
26:36Guys, they're not your property!
26:39So why do you keep staring at me?
26:55The queer note.
26:57No, seriously.
26:58The green pasta.
26:59The green pasta.
27:00Sorry.
27:01The music was too powerful.
27:09It was powerful.
27:12You couldn't watch.
27:13I have done this show twice.
27:15I've never been able to not watch a task before.
27:17What was it about that?
27:18It's so vulnerable.
27:21It's so vulnerable.
27:23I think, Paul, thank you very much for supporting me on that.
27:25No worries.
27:26You look amazing in a skirt.
27:28You did refuse to take your trousers off, though.
27:32I took one pair off, but I have a few left later.
27:39Okay, I don't want to stare at Rose too long, otherwise I think I'll get told off who's
27:43up next.
27:43She doesn't like people standing too close behind her in queues.
27:47It's Morgana O'Reilly.
27:48It's time to talk about a big issue in the world.
27:52Something that really pisses me off.
27:56When you're lining up in a big old line, gotta stay behind, gotta get in line.
28:02When I move around, I wanna take my time.
28:05Back off when you're standing in line.
28:07A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, D, K, L, M, N, O, P.
28:13Q, Q, Q, Q, space it out in the queue, queue.
28:18Don't wanna get COVID, don't wanna get nits.
28:21Don't wanna get the plague, don't wanna smell your pits.
28:24I wanna feel roomy, I wanna feel real groovy.
28:27I wanna swing a cat, I wanna take a nap.
28:30Q, Q, Q, space it out in the queue.
28:39A couple of questions for you, Morgana.
28:40Why the country song?
28:42I had a whole cute ditty and then somebody pointed out it was very close to Afternoon Delight
28:48and then I had to try and change it.
28:51But my, I'm not, I'm no singer, which I know you wouldn't think to see it,
28:56but I found it hard to pivot in that way.
28:59Great integration of the alphabet.
29:02And some other great lyrics I wrote down here.
29:05Don't wanna get COVID, don't wanna get nits, don't wanna get the plague,
29:10don't wanna smell your piss.
29:12Or your pits.
29:13Or your pits.
29:14Yeah.
29:19They both work.
29:20Well, it's time for a break from all this whinging.
29:22Hopefully the revolution will continue to be televised when we get back.
29:26We'll see you then.
29:40Welcome back to Taskmaster, where five people who get to play games for a living
29:45are complaining about how hard their lives are.
29:48That's right, Jeremy.
29:49Our contestants are performing a protest song about a pet peeve.
29:53So far we've had being stared at and being stood too close to in a queue.
29:58What societal change will our next contestant have on his agenda?
30:01The answer, my friend, is Juani and the Wind.
30:07You can't get by in a conversation
30:15Without Wi-Fi, if you know what I'm saying
30:20You gotta rise up your eyes from your phone
30:27You're in a room with people acting like you're alone
30:34And don't take those memes and talk them to me
30:40And take away the things you saw online
30:47Think, how can I be a ghoul guy?
30:53I'm a bad, away, take those memes away
31:00Find something new to say
31:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:09Beautiful!
31:15You've written songs before.
31:17I've made up songs on the spot before.
31:20I, I, I, this is supposed to be like quite a funny show.
31:31No, but I was looking at myself being like, bro, you've got to relax.
31:37It was like I was talking about global warming or something.
31:40You know?
31:42But I thought the song was lovely.
31:44It was very, very Ed Sheeran-esque.
31:47Yeah.
31:47Bit of Dobbin.
31:48Yeah.
31:48Nature's best mate.
31:49Yeah.
31:50Dave Dobbin, Ed Sheeran, just any ginger singer you can sing of.
31:57Had a real Mick Hucknell quality.
32:02Ron Weasel, such a good singer.
32:05Right.
32:06Who's next?
32:07All I'm asking is for you to give Rhys a chance.
32:12This song goes out to literally everyone.
32:15And I mean everyone.
32:17All right, man, Paul, you ready?
32:18You know it.
32:19Okay, here we go.
32:24The bigger, the bigger, the bigger figures, more vigorous itching trigger fingers.
32:28A sentence wickeder than shooting Harambe gorillas.
32:31Our lapelovia for misogyny, racism, biphobia.
32:34There's no both sides for anti-semitism, homophobia.
32:37Trans women are women.
32:39Anyone that's saying they're different.
32:41Will get a cavity fill in.
32:42Brings bite out of her ceilings.
32:44And J.K. Rowland can get to...
32:46And I don't have a rhyme.
32:47She's just a fundamentally bad person.
32:49Harry Potter's good girl.
32:50Let me change her.
32:51Sexism, ageism, ableism, and misandry.
32:54Got no place in the heart that's brimming with empathy.
32:57Ephebophobia.
32:58Gerontophobia.
32:59Heterophobia.
33:00Xenophobia.
33:01Xenophobia.
33:01Xenophobia.
33:02Xenophobia.
33:02Your time is over.
33:03I'll close your eyes as I drove over you in 30 different range of Rovers.
33:08And ethnism, speciesism, and autism.
33:10You listening clearly?
33:13You listening clearly?
33:16In bigotry.
33:18In bigotry.
33:21You really?
33:22I suspect you to kind of jump in on the verse more.
33:24Oh, sorry.
33:26I actually just said Harry Potter is good.
33:28Yeah, I heard that.
33:30Yeah, sorry.
33:31No, that's fine.
33:32I...
33:32Yeah, sorry.
33:39So I think the most processed songs sort of end up with some kind of disagreement at the end,
33:43an argument between the...
33:44All the best bands break up.
33:47So at one point were you suggesting that you run bigots over with Range Rovers?
33:52Thirty of them, yeah.
33:55I mean that's the problem with the Range Rovers.
33:57The suspension's so good you don't know you've hit them in...
34:01Whoa, whoa.
34:04Yeah, yeah.
34:04Until you get to number 30.
34:07We've got one protest song left, haven't we, Paul?
34:10Yes.
34:11Asking us what's going on, it's Marvin Day v'whane.
34:15And how you want to film it?
34:17Probably with the lens cap on and everything out of focus.
34:24Seems like you don't want people to see your performance.
34:27Yeah.
34:28Okay.
34:28Or maybe, maybe half a lens cap, you know?
34:40It's a protest song of Tiramisu gone wrong, bad, bad body gone, bad, bad body gone, the
34:52tiramisu is wrong.
34:54When you try as a tiramisu gets made, think, bad, bad, naughty gone, bad, naughty gone, the
35:05tiramisu is wrong.
35:06When you don't take time to make a tiramisu fine, bad, bad, naughty gone, don't ring that
35:15gong, the tiramisu is so damn wrong.
35:19But when Tiramisu is moist, and the choicest of the choice, no more naughty gone.
35:45The tiramisu is good.
35:46Mmm.
35:46And then you're drinking your Ohhh.
35:55The tiramisu is good.
35:58Mmm.
35:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
35:58Un and this is the one.
36:09Dave, talk us through the Bad, Bad, Naughty Gong.
36:12With a lot of protest songs, there are too many words.
36:16And the way to remember things, one simple phrase.
36:21Now, it was all about tiramisu, but you wouldn't guess that.
36:24You will only remember Bang, Bang, Naughty Gong.
36:29So, I sort of failed in that aspect.
36:35It was about dried tiramisu, wasn't it?
36:37Yeah, which is a crime.
36:39Oh, terrible.
36:40Yeah, I go to a cafe, and then they bring out the tiramisu,
36:43and you dig your spoon in, what is it?
36:46Cream.
36:47And only a little bit of custard.
36:49So, are we sure tiramisu's got custard in it?
36:52Yeah.
36:53We think you have the same dessert here, the Italian...
36:55Yeah, yeah.
36:56You're describing a trifle.
36:57No.
37:00You know, it's hot in here, the lights say, it's just weird.
37:03Oh, so hot.
37:05That's funny.
37:06I actually bought David a pavlova today, and he was like,
37:09this tiramisu's not even close.
37:13So, how do you want to score?
37:14Well, I was going to score Dave quite high,
37:16but I've realised he doesn't even know what dessert is to look like.
37:18Dave actually needs one point.
37:21Okay, yeah.
37:22I've swapped it round.
37:23Fair enough.
37:24I'm going to go two points for Reece,
37:26because I think I prefer bigotry now.
37:30I'm going to go three points for Hawani,
37:32because we've got to be very careful in this current environment,
37:35telling people not to look at...
37:37However you want to watch Taskmaster,
37:39be it on a mobile device,
37:41we accept all ways that people watch Taskmaster.
37:44And this is coming from a fan of bigotry.
37:49And then I was going to go four points for Rose,
37:53and then I would go five points for Morgana.
37:56I really like the line about the nits.
38:02Well, I don't know about you,
38:04but I'd like to hear some process songs
38:06from people who don't have their own voice,
38:07like multinational corporations.
38:10It's time to watch some ads.
38:11We'll see you soon.
38:26Welcome back to Taskmaster.
38:27It's almost time for the live task,
38:29but how are the scores looking, Paul?
38:31Out in first with 16 points,
38:33Morgana O'Reilly.
38:37Things are heating up.
38:39It's time to head to the stage
38:41for the final task of the show.
38:47OK, Paul, who's reading the task tonight?
38:50Rose, please.
38:52Don't say the forbidden letter.
38:54Each round, you will throw a dart at the dartboard
38:57and receive a score of 1, 3, 6, or a bullseye.
39:01You must then recite at least one letter of the alphabet.
39:04You may recite any number of letters
39:06up to the amount you score on the dartboard.
39:10If you hit the bullseye,
39:12you may recite 0 to 6 letters.
39:15The next person must continue
39:17from the next letter of the alphabet.
39:19Whoever says the forbidden letter
39:21will be eliminated.
39:22Last remaining contestant wins.
39:24Morgana.
39:26The forbidden letter is Z.
39:31A.
39:36Sorry, could you not cue so close to us?
39:41B, C, D.
39:44E.
39:47Doesn't have to use all three.
39:52First person to not get applause, OK.
39:57I, J, K.
40:01Wait.
40:04L.
40:07M.
40:08N.
40:10O, P.
40:12Oh, you sex shit.
40:17Q, R, S.
40:19T, U, V.
40:22W, X, Y.
40:24Oh.
40:26He needs a bullseye.
40:30Oh.
40:31Me.
40:33Oh.
40:34For this round,
40:35the forbidden letter will be W.
40:38A.
40:39B.
40:40C, D, E.
40:43F, G.
40:44H.
40:46I.
40:47J.
40:48K.
40:50L.
40:51M, N, O.
40:53Ah.
40:53P, Q, R.
40:56It's a six.
40:57Oh.
40:58S, T, U, V, W, X.
41:01Oh.
41:04I fucked up.
41:05Oh, hold on.
41:06I fucked up.
41:06I fucked up.
41:08How did I fuck up?
41:09You said W.
41:10Oh, I forgot it was a Z.
41:12I...
41:15Sorry.
41:15F***.
41:18I hate this for you.
41:20This round, the forbidden letter is T.
41:23A, B, C.
41:25E, F, T.
41:26D, E, F.
41:27D, E, F.
41:28Yes.
41:29Oh, what?
41:30That's...
41:30Are we allowed to just do that then?
41:32Oh.
41:36Bullbacks.
41:38G.
41:39Six.
41:40H.
41:42Oh!
41:45I, J, K.
41:47L, M, N.
41:50Six.
41:51O, P, Q, R, S.
41:57He needs a bullseye.
42:02T.
42:05It's the final. The forbidden letter is Q.
42:10Three.
42:12A, B, C.
42:14First bullseye.
42:16D, E, F, G, H, I.
42:22J, K, L, M, N, O.
42:29Six.
42:30P.
42:33She needs the bullseye to skip.
42:39Oh.
42:40T.
42:44Don't you cheer for me now!
42:48You weren't there at the start!
42:51I got here on my own.
42:53Come on down, everyone, and we'll score it.
42:56Come on down.
43:02So one point for Dave, two points for Rose,
43:05three points for Huani, four points for Morgana,
43:08and five points for Reece Mathewson.
43:12Time to get our ducks in a row.
43:14Who has won episode six of Taskmaster season seven?
43:19The winner of episode six with 20 points is Morgana O'Reilly.
43:24Congratulations, Morgana!
43:26Please head up to the stage to collect your beautiful barbed belongings.
43:36It's time to reflect on what we've learnt tonight.
43:39We've learnt that whether you wave or jiggle a red flag,
43:42you shouldn't do it in front of sheep.
43:44And you came in like a blister, your salami's out,
43:48your milk top looks terrible, bad, bad, naughty gong.
43:54But most importantly, we've learnt that the winner of episode six
43:57is Morgana O'Reilly!
44:00We're forward to seeing you next time.
44:02Not too well.
44:23I mean, this is gonna be a shit show.
44:26That was the scooter.
44:28Go Batch, go!
44:30Stupid game.
44:31I love this game!
44:32It's not a game, it's a task.
44:33Shut the heck up!
44:34You're a little shit.
44:36And then I knew it's not the job for me.