00:00Why do they say gardeners have green thumbs when their thumbs aren't green?
00:03It's just a saying. It's like when someone is caught stealing,
00:06they say they've been caught red-handed even though their hands are black.
00:11What do you call a Vietnamese black person?
00:15Um, v-nigger.
00:18What's long and black and smells like piss?
00:22Um, the unemployment line.
00:25If you don't like abortions, don't get one.
00:27If you don't like guns, don't get one.
00:30Guns get people, though.
00:32Say that again?
00:33Guns do get people.
00:37How do you stop a black person from robbing your house?
00:41Um, you put a now hiring sign outside your house.
00:45How do you believe we can stop our kids from being socialist?
00:50Um, you just have to teach your kids about it by making them clean the bathroom.
00:53Pay them $10, then take $7 from the tent and give them to a sibling that did not work.
00:57I bet your child won't be a socialist for long.
01:00I bet your child won't be a socialist for long.
