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A TV Gardener who discovers that the people whose garden he is working on aren't actually people at all but evil aliens from another planet and he has to defeat them before it's too late.
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00:05Oh, hello. I didn't see you there. I'm Harry Kettle and welcome to another
00:12episode of Gardeners Planet. But what if I told you we're not finished? What if I
00:18told you we've had an offer? An offer? Someone wants me to do a show. Hi, I'm Brian.
00:23And I'm Sarah. The key to a good garden is how well you look after it. It's just
00:29this couple! They're goddamn evil aliens, Ben! These aliens, they're more like alien
00:45plants or weeds and they're spreading themselves around. Look, we don't even know
00:50if they're dead. We have a shovel covered in blood in the prime suspect's car. The
00:56garden, Harry. It's a metaphor. A metaphor that says everybody's gonna get their
01:02peace. And everything's gonna be okay. Somehow.
01:09You're dealing with a sick mind here.
01:14Are you getting excited? I know I am.
01:18I'm gonna move you through for a moment.
01:18Go ahead.
01:18Go ahead.

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