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The Andy Williams Show is an American television variety show that ran from 1962 to 1971, and a short-lived run in syndication, beginning in the fall of 1976. It was hosted by crooner Andy Williams.
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00:00So I just missed getting a cookie last night.
00:03You want a cookie?
00:04Yeah?
00:05Listen, I'll get you a cookie. Andy's a sucker for gypsy music.
00:08Gypsy music?
00:09Okay.
00:17There's a story
00:19The gypsies know it's true
00:23That when your love was golden eerie
00:27She belongs to you
00:30Hey!
00:32Hello, handsome stranger.
00:34What do you say to a few Kopecks for a beautiful song, huh?
00:38Okay.
00:39A moon river
00:41Wider than a mile
00:43Not you, dummy. Us.
00:45We sang the beautiful song. We get the Kopecks, right?
00:48You bet you're sissy boots.
00:50Right, that's what I thought.
00:52Wrong!
00:53Because I'm fresh out of Kopecks.
00:56How about some, uh, Kopecks instead?
01:10Here you are
01:25stranger in green soup hey I got a cookie you stole my cookie of course I
01:35did might be a gypsy if you can't steal a cookie
01:42you promised me a cookie I mean when we came in here you promised me a cookie
01:46now how do I get my cookie you said listen listen first of all you steal an
01:51oven very funny well here we go again I think honesty is the best policy up well
02:00what is it I I gave you a cookie well I'm really not a gypsy mr. Williams oh no
02:06I guess it was pretty hard for you to tell and that real gypsy that was here
02:10with me yeah stole my cookie oh that's too bad yeah and I was just thinking I
02:18I was just thinking that I should get another cookie I mean after all I
02:22should get paid something for singing that song I mean I sang so good
02:29you get paid for singing a song listen you fuzzy freak I knew you weren't a gypsy
02:36anybody could see that you weren't a gypsy through that disguise and I'm no
02:40exception as for getting paid for singing that crummy song how many people how many
02:46people here pay to hear some weird character who dresses like a crummy
02:50maple sing a crummy song and some bad baritone huh how many people do you think
02:56would pay to hear that huh how many huh yeah I I don't know mr. Williams huh how
03:02many people bought your last record
03:15you heard stromboli don't worry a gypsy never forgets a friend you ain't here I'll
03:25steal Marcus Welby

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