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0:00 - Initial Game Reactions and Frustrations
0:28 - Introducing Player Ratings Activity
0:43 - Goalkeeper and Right Back Evaluations
4:02 - Defensive Line Ratings and Discussions
9:12 - Danilo's Performance and Midfield Assessment
11:11 - Midfield Discussions and Bruno Guimarães
11:54 - Ratings for Attackers and Decision Making
16:23 - Final Player Ratings Recap and Closing

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00:00But Brazil's game was so bad, so bad, that I think I'd rather lose once more to Norway playing like
00:05that
00:06than go through this Brazil and Australia match again.
00:10Combine the national team's terrible performance with the lack of hope in the first game of a new cycle.
00:14And when we look at this match, I have to confess that no one deserves a rating above 6.
00:19And for me, in fact, it was much worse than that.
00:22Joao, Harry and I evaluated the performance of the 11 starters, and I think you're going to agree with our
00:27ratings.
00:27And guys, to wrap up our stream here, to head towards the end, I'd like to suggest we do a
00:33little game here
00:33to give a rating to the players, the starters, right? Or at least the ones who had the most minutes.
00:38And let's see if we can find anyone with at least a barely decent rating.
00:43Will it be from 0 to 10? Man, poor guys.
00:46Let's go, Hugo Souza.
00:49For me, 3.
00:51One save and a goal conceded. What about usual?
00:54I'll write it down here so we can work out an average.
00:56That's tough. I think I'm going to write down a pretty low number.
01:00I'll go with, I was going to say 5, but just for the chat, really.
01:04I'll go with, and then, because Hugo has a massive issue with playing out from the back, right?
01:09Bro?
01:21Let's go, I'll write Hugo.
01:22Hugo's going to just boot it blindly.
01:24And then, even his big clearance away wasn't really a usable kick.
01:27It was kind of like, I think it sucks.
01:30Over to you, Felipe.
01:31Here, I'll also go with...
01:33Going with 4-2.
01:35I don't think he was decisive in the goal conceded, but there was another play that didn't turn into a
01:39save and didn't turn into a goal either.
01:40I think it was a corner for Australia where he's kind of inside the goal and does super poorly.
01:45Yeah, footwork below par.
01:46The save he made on Ayran Kunda's shot was actually good.
01:48But, man, it's also tough to give him a really low rating because...
01:53I don't think it was a good save, bro.
01:54You know what?
01:55What criterion I use to judge a goalkeeper's save, I imagine I close my eyes and picture that ball going
02:00in being a goal.
02:02And I think, damn, no way.
02:03Like, if that goes in, bro, we'd be saying it's an absurd, colossal blunder and that the guy shouldn't be
02:07wearing the Brazilian national team jersey.
02:09So, when the guy actually saves it, I can't call it a good save, you know?
02:13Dude, if he's in there, that's the absolute bare minimum he has to do.
02:16Come on.
02:16His average is 3.6.
02:17I'm writing it down here.
02:19Mefiozinho?
02:194.
02:20Mefiozinho.
02:21I'm going with 4 as well.
02:22Yes.
02:23I thought he was a little nervous.
02:24There was a sliding tackle he went for where he gave way too much space.
02:27It was an all-or-nothing move.
02:29He went in for a tackle like if he gets fast, it's over.
02:31I felt he was a bit nervous.
02:33He had a good little moment there where he kicked the ball off the guy to win a throw-in,
02:37which was smart of him and all.
02:38But he got beaten way too easily on that one play where the other team set up a dangerous attack.
02:43I think it's a 4-2, bro.
02:44He had the toughest matchup.
02:46Aaron Konda is by far like the best player on this Australian team still.
02:50You know, far from being a superstar, a genius.
02:53But he's really strong.
02:54Mefiozinho had that trouble.
02:56At the same time, man, offensively, I saw very little from Mefiozinho.
02:59Sure, the ball wasn't reaching him in good positions, but I expected a bit more from him to be more
03:03aggressive.
03:04And is it tough not to give this rating without considering the context, right?
03:09The guy just got called up.
03:11I think that I don't want to give a 4 anymore.
03:13I think I want to.
03:14I'll go with a 4, man.
03:14There's a whole context.
03:15There's a whole context.
03:17It's Manu's first time playing for the national team.
03:19There's the context that it's Australia, right, man?
03:21Like, if he goes to play with Corinthians against, I don't know, man.
03:24Marisol away from home.
03:25No kidding.
03:26The level isn't that different.
03:29That's tough.
03:30It sucks.
03:30I thought the foul he committed on offense, looking at the human side and the context,
03:35I thought the offensive foul he committed was fair.
03:36And the little mistakes he made on defense, I thought that, like, it's rough, bro.
03:41It was fair.
03:42You know?
03:42The folks in the chat here are also giving some mistakes he made, I'd be pissed, giving
03:46him crazy low ratings.
03:47The folks here are giving their ratings, too.
03:49Nicolas gave Mateuzinho a 5.
03:52JN plays a 10, a 5, as well.
03:55Pedro gave a 3.
03:56Keep joining in, guys.
03:57I'm calculating the average here.
03:59Let's do this.
03:594 sounds fair.
04:00I got a 4.3 average.
04:02Come on, Marquinhos.
04:03Come on.
04:04But Marquinhos didn't even grade these guys because I don't know.
04:06I think the defenders were barely involved in the game.
04:09Yeah, so this is going to be easy.
04:13Usually, I tend to get on the defenders' backs in games like this because I think the center
04:16back fails to play the ball between the lines, you know?
04:18The guy should be bold enough to carry the ball forward and risk a pass to get the ball
04:22forward more.
04:23But today, I think it's fundamentally...
04:24Only Xerox Holmes can tell.
04:27Man, today I thought it was so much the attacker's fault, who only made runs and didn't offer any
04:31support, that I'll cut Marquinhos a bit of slack here, man.
04:35I'll go with me, too.
04:36Regal over there is, like, saying that Marquinhos was the one who lost the ball that led to the
04:40foul.
04:40Honestly, I don't...
04:42I'll go with the...
04:45This time, I'm going with five again.
04:48I don't really like that kind of analysis.
04:50Like, he lost the ball that led to the foul, and the foul was taken really well.
04:53Man, I think it just turns into such a domino effect, you know?
04:56I don't...
04:57And to me, it wasn't a clear-cut chance that he gave away.
04:59Sure, there's a mistake there, too.
05:00He was far from having a brilliant match or a good match.
05:02But a four, I think, is pretty...
05:04Now...
05:05I'm thinking, like, let's suppose every player starts off at five and a half.
05:08I don't know what he did to drop it all the way down to a four, you know?
05:11Then I think, like...
05:12He's not going to come demanding so much for that.
05:14But that's your starting point.
05:15And then, to me, everyone talking, right?
05:17That's what I'm talking about.
05:18Usually, on both sides, the starting point, six, right?
05:22Yeah, exactly.
05:22It is.
05:23It's already fucking high.
05:24The game just starts, and the guy already has...
05:25By your standards, the guy already has a six rating.
05:27That's crazy.
05:27Yeah, then I set this criterion in my head, you know?
05:29Once the game starts, everyone starts at five and a half.
05:31Let's see.
05:32If they give me a reason to lower it, I lower it.
05:33If they give me a reason to raise it, I raise it.
05:35So the center backs, I didn't even, like, notice them, you know?
05:37What about you, Joel?
05:38What'd you give him?
05:39I do all the time.
05:40Just ask.
05:41No, I don't go easy on anyone.
05:43Is it rice?
05:44What's the race?
05:44Four as well.
05:45Same as Martino for me.
05:47Same here.
05:47I'm with.
05:48Just to let you know, Douglas Santos, same thing with us.
05:50Didn't you get the feeling?
05:53You mentioned that thing, right?
05:54About the center backs attempting few passes, right?
05:57That the forwards didn't help.
05:58Didn't you get the feeling that it wasn't really their job either?
06:01With that idea of dropping Bruno to one side and Danilo to the other?
06:04The thing was kind of, the ball has to come out from these two guys' feet.
06:08Either Danilo's or Bruno's.
06:10I think they're the priority, Bruno and Danilo.
06:12But the wide center backs, to me, in that back three that we even showed,
06:16they, to me, will be the players who have the priority to drive the ball forward.
06:20Usually here it was even Marquinhos on the right, right?
06:23Yeah.
06:23Usually Marquinhos was the guy who had more space to carry the ball.
06:26And Danilo was the one who dropped deeper on the left,
06:28being that guy since he's left-footed, right?
06:30Yeah.
06:30So, man, maybe I'd cut Vito Reyes a bit more slack.
06:33But, man, it's just that I think the match was so insignificant
06:37that a 5.56 is just too much, you know?
06:41I saw him anticipate a play that really surprised me.
06:44The Australian forward came short to support the play.
06:47And he anticipated a tough play and won it cleanly.
06:51And right after that, he misplaced the pass to Esteval.
06:54But, like, his decision-making when he stepped up surprised me.
06:57And when he played it to Esteval, it made me happy.
06:59But then the pass was too weak and didn't reach him.
07:02The defender managed to clear it.
07:03It went more to the defender than to Esteval.
07:05Then I thought, damn, that caught my attention a bit.
07:08So that's the thing that I think moves him off the rating he started with, you know?
07:12If my criteria is to start at 5.5, he went up a little bit to 5.6.
07:17Pretty soon, if he gives another reason, he'll go to 6.
07:19So I keep thinking this way, like, in this exercise of rating players and all that.
07:24That caught my attention, which I thought was good.
07:25And there were some decisions, like, there was this play on the sideline
07:28where he and Douglas Santos were marking the same guy,
07:32where they didn't communicate very well.
07:34And then right in the middle of that miscommunication, he said,
07:36hold on, wait a second, he went boom.
07:38Hit it hard toward the sideline, he read the moment, and boom.
07:40And here, in attack, something similar happened too.
07:42And on that one, he managed to keep the ball in play,
07:45to keep it still in dispute so Brazil could keep pressing.
07:48I felt those were decisions that didn't change a damn thing, but I liked them.
07:52Just little details I noticed that made me think, damn, man, I like that guy out there.
07:56Let's see what happens from here on out.
07:57Nice little details like that.
07:59I think 5.5, let me see.
08:00It came out like that.
08:02No, I'll keep it.
08:02You went with 4.2, right?
08:054, 5.5, 4.
08:075.5 and how much?
08:084.5, all right.
08:10That was it.
08:11That was Vito Rice.
08:12That's that.
08:14I'm going with 4.2, man, for the same reasons.
08:16Like, it's far from being a huge disappointment, just as it's far from having added to the game.
08:22Yeah, I disagree with your view, João, in that sense of, dude, all right, he had this
08:26little detail that bumps the rating up a bit.
08:29I think my rating is a bit more overall for the match, because if the guy keeps doing a
08:32bunch of tiny actions that are good, but don't add anything to the game, man, I can't
08:36raise his rating, you know?
08:38Well, then he played this good forward pass, but then the winger got it and gave it to
08:42Ah, Ju.
08:43Matutinho drove it well to the byline, reached the byline, and passed it backwards.
08:47Man, he drove it well and all, you know, then little by little with those tiny ratings,
08:51it's easier for the guy to believe it.
08:52To bump up the rating, then to lower it, and since they added very little to the game,
08:56I'll go with a 4 for Douglas, too.
08:59I mean, on that, too.
09:00Douglas, I'm going with 5.
09:01Good.
09:02That's way too generous, João.
09:03You're being way too generous with these guys.
09:06They were awful against Australia.
09:09No way, against Australia, they played terribly.
09:11You're being way too generous.
09:12Danilo.
09:13Danilo?
09:14Man, for Danilo, I think his rating for me was pretty low, but, like, it's the role.
09:18I just don't like his role, bro.
09:20I think it took away the spot where he felt most comfortable, where he's most effective,
09:24where he could do those little things that bump up his grade.
09:27In the second half, they pushed him up a bit more, but even so, the problem still remained.
09:31Okay.
09:31Here, on 365, Danilo got a 7.5.
09:36It was the third highest rating for Brazil, which surprises me.
09:40It must have been because he didn't miss any passes, right?
09:43Interceptions, four ball recoveries, 90 pass accuracy, five out of six accurate long passes,
09:48and a successful dribble.
09:50Man, I'm giving Danilo a three.
09:52Okay?
09:53And my reason for that is pretty clear, really.
09:55Danilo was involved in several phases of the game.
09:58In the various areas of the pitch, had the potential to unlock the game, and just couldn't manage it.
10:02When he was playing as a third center back on the left, he had the chance to carry the ball
10:06a bit more
10:06and find a pass between the lines or try something different.
10:10He didn't.
10:11In the second half, he had the opportunity to be the guy to come.
10:14Sorry about that email.
10:15Yeah.
10:16And mainly because of that, for not taking up that space, which was the big open space of the game.
10:20For me, Danilo is below the others, a rating of three.
10:22And he also was pretty actively involved in Brazil's high press, right?
10:26In terms of taking up the right position, arriving a little bit too late on one play or another.
10:31Man, that was a long ball.
10:32It was a long ball that Australia messed up in the central channel.
10:35It was like, watching it quickly the first time, I thought Danilo took way too long to press.
10:41Then the guy got some space, and pretty soon Danilo had to scramble back and try to make up for
10:45it.
10:45Bro, the guy messed up the long ball.
10:47Otherwise, we'd be talking about this, about this huge gap in the central channel.
10:50We'd be talking about it.
10:51But the guy messed up the long ball.
10:52Then the ball landed right at the Brazilian defender's feet, but Danilo was super late, right?
10:56Stepping up, the long ball happened because he was super late.
11:00And then he had to chase after it, and he wasn't going to get there either if the guy had
11:02messed up the stat too.
11:04In Brazil's press.
11:05It's tough.
11:05So, what's your score?
11:06Daniel, Danilo has cool hair and all.
11:09So, I think Daniel Danilo walked into the wrong room.
11:11Me too.
11:11Four.
11:12Bruno Guimanez, I'll say right now, gets a four.
11:15For the same reason as the defenders, man.
11:17Did little, added little to the game too, made few mistakes.
11:21So, like, he had a good run where he took a shot almost from the edge of the box, like,
11:25on the right side.
11:26It wasn't even a good shot.
11:27The feeling I got was like, I'm going to take this shot because we need to finish the plays.
11:31We need to start getting more shots off.
11:34Yeah, and it was one of the few initial attacks where Brazil managed to string a few more passes together.
11:38But, man, I really think that's too high of a rating practically for any player there.
11:42I think all of mine are going to be below four.
11:43Right on.
11:45So, for you?
11:45It's low.
11:46How about you, Bruno?
11:47I'll go with Bruno Guimanez, four or three.
11:51Philippo?
11:51I went with four.
11:52Me too, in usual.
11:53I'll go with four and a half.
11:54It's a really great opportunity.
11:56Igor Cabral sent a super chat there saying he's looking out for us.
12:02He said he learned how to tell the guy who's a rookie from the guy who's not a rookie inside.
12:07And now he contaminated his vision.
12:09He only sees that now.
12:11Rookie?
12:11No, he wasn't a rookie.
12:12Now he's a rookie.
12:13No, he wasn't a rookie.
12:13The folks gave a shout out to us.
12:15The three of us.
12:16Say Bob and Ray too.
12:17Damn, we're in this together.
12:17Damn, we're in this together.
12:18A point of no return, man.
12:19Once you start watching the game more deeply, damn, you sit down to watch a game more casually with friends,
12:24you know?
12:24And you start hearing comments that make your ears hurt, man.
12:28But it's cool.
12:29Cool.
12:29Shout out to our guy Cesar Costa, who's watching us out there, who sent a message here on Twitter, who's
12:38a great Italian football expert, huh?
12:40If you like Italian football, follow him on Twitter, Cesar21Costa.
12:43His profile is really, really good.
12:45Really good analysis of Italian football.
12:48Awesome.
12:49Which, by the way, has my aroma flying high, huh?
12:51They really are flying high.
12:53They really are flying high.
12:53Wesley was missed today.
12:54Played further up the pitch.
12:56Estevon.
12:56Estevon here, who with the 3.05, had the second worst rating of the...
13:00No, I'm going to be harsh.
13:01He only did better than Hugo.
13:01Hard on Estevon.
13:03A two for me.
13:04Two.
13:04I find it really hard to say, bro.
13:06Because, man, up in the attack, it kind of influences the other guy's score.
13:10Everyone together.
13:11So, like, Estevon took some wild shots off target.
13:14Totally random.
13:15Made no sense.
13:16Playing badly.
13:17Except that, like, those wild shots also have a backstory.
13:19In the game, he wasn't really connecting with the guys.
13:21So, whenever there was a chance to link up, his mind was somewhere else and he just decided
13:24to shoot.
13:25And then, like, to what extent was he just fed up with not having anyone to link up with
13:29as often as he wanted?
13:30How much of that was the collective fault of the whole attacking sector?
13:33And to what I said, was it just him messing up?
13:35Look, I find it hard, man.
13:36This whole exercise of giving an individual rating, you know?
13:39I find it hard, but I think he was the one who touched the ball the most.
13:42Joao is going to give Estevon an 8.
13:43Joao is sitting on the fence way too much, man.
13:46A huge detour just to get to the point.
13:48Give your score, Joao, without beating around the bush.
13:50I give it a 5.
13:51That's it.
13:52I mean, that's that.
13:52I'll go with a 4 for Estevon.
13:54I think he was the best of Brazil's attack.
13:56Still, a 4 is pitiful for a game against Australia.
13:59He looked for the ball a bit more, but he could have been that guy to make a difference
14:02there between the lines that we, for now...
14:05The best average goes to Vitoris, 4.5.
14:07But it's crazy, man.
14:08You start thinking this whole thing about rating players.
14:10Man, what rating do you give to Hendrik?
14:11Which, Hendrik, to me, Hendrik played poorly, but he was the guy who made himself available
14:14the most.
14:15The guy who gave the most passing options.
14:16The guy who...
14:16I keep thinking, how bad was he really?
14:19Like, you get it?
14:20He fought hard.
14:20So, like, if you look at what he actually did in the game, how effective he was, his rating
14:24drops way down.
14:25But if you look at how he was the guy seeking the ball, calling for it, tried to do something
14:28and was almost kind of restless, you know?
14:31You can give your score the average.
14:33Here it is, so he can try to balance it.
14:35Hendrik, for me, I'm going with a 4.
14:38Man, Hendrik, Rafinha and Vini were really bad.
14:41To me.
14:42To the point where they lacked support.
14:44They lacked...
14:45If we say Brazil was stretching the field the whole time and that space was there, man,
14:48I expected some player to step up right there.
14:51Oh, but that's not Hendrik's main strength.
14:53Come on, but not showing up between the lines even once in the game?
14:56Not linking up even once.
14:57And then, sure, there were a few runs in behind, one or two chances there.
15:01But man, that's way too little.
15:02He stepped into the box, appealed for like two penalties there.
15:04There was one during Bruno Guimaraes' shot, right?
15:07Where he showed up and got a slight touch on it there.
15:10Man, how these guys love to call for penalties.
15:15Holy shit.
15:16Three for me too.
15:17I almost went to 3-2, but I want four to bring his average up.
15:20Rafinha, I'll go with 8.4.
15:21João, Philippão, João is the nice teacher.
15:26Nice teacher.
15:26The guy is screwed in summer school with all his grades.
15:29Goes there and gives an 8 to the guy who got a 3 in science.
15:33A 2 in history, in geography.
15:35Then João, the math teacher, goes there and gives the guy an 8.
15:38It's that thing.
15:39The guy is going to summer school.
15:42Horrible GPA for the whole year.
15:43A 3.
15:44The guy says, hey, teacher, can't you round it up?
15:46You won't round it up.
15:47I studied so...
15:48Round a 3 up to a 6?
15:49I studied like hell.
15:51Rafinha is a 3 for me too, all right?
15:53Rafinha got an 8.4, I think, largely because of the assist.
15:56And let's be honest, right?
15:57Man, a corner kick taken like that, I think it should carry less weight.
16:00And by the way, man, I think I'm going with a 2 for Rafinha
16:03because Rafinha was one of the main guys responsible for that,
16:06for leaving the team stretched apart.
16:07And Rafinha has more potential than Hendrik to be the guy who drops back.
16:10And Rafinha had maybe the best chance of the game
16:12with Hendrik in a stable right beside him to make the pass.
16:15And he chose to take a terrible shot instead,
16:17which led absolutely nowhere just like that.
16:202 for me too.
16:20Me too.
16:21I'll go with 3.
16:23But that's what gets me.
16:24What backs up that opinion?
16:25That's what gets me.
16:26It's the decision-making.
16:27Seriously, like it's bizarre.
16:29Decision-making really gets to me.
16:30And it's decision-making that won't...
16:32Which is what this...
16:33Any stats website and stuff won't take that into account.
16:35Just like we said about Danilo's pressing,
16:37that he arrived late and ended up giving...
16:39The stats site won't catch that.
16:41What will the site take into account?
16:43What?
16:44That Rafinha came close and took a shot.
16:45So fine, maybe that even bumps up his rating.
16:47But when you look at the circumstances, man,
16:49the decision-making, it's absurd that he chose to shoot that ball there.
16:52Exactly.
16:53Yeah.
16:53And Vini Jr., man, to me, might have been the worst on the pitch.
16:56Him and Rafinha, pretty much.
16:57And dare I say, okay,
16:59if Vini and Rafinha were making their national team debut today,
17:02I think they would have played better, man.
17:04They've gotten caught in a cycle of pressure with the national team
17:06and having to be the guys who deliver and so on,
17:09that it's only dragging their game down.
17:11For me, Vini and Rafinha, a 2 out of 10.
17:14Damn, on Vini, on Vini...
17:16Just for you, João, 2.5 for Vini.
17:18He can't catch up to Rafinha, right?
17:19That was crazy.
17:20He's not going to catch up, no.
17:21Because my rating for Vini is 0.
17:23Yeah.
17:25That's a good show, isn't it?
17:27But, like...
17:28One thing I got to say,
17:29Vinicius is way better looking after that facial harmonization.
17:32Yeah, man.
17:33That's...
17:33That might go up.
17:34Maybe we're starting to find the problem is, right?
17:38I don't like talking about that kind of stuff,
17:40personal life and all.
17:41Health players,
17:42because I think everyone has their own life,
17:44but maybe his issue is starting to show, right?
17:45Look, this is how our team ratings turned out.
17:47Hugo, 3.6.
17:50Mateuzinho, 4.3.
17:52Marquinhos, 4.3.
17:54Vitor Reis, 4.5.
17:55The best, the highest average, right?
17:57Douglas Santos, 4.3.
17:58Danilo, 3.6.
18:00Bruno Guimarães, 4.1.
18:02Esteban, 3.6.
18:03Hendrick, 3.3.
18:05Rafinha, 2.3.
18:07And Vinny Jr., 1.5.
18:09What was Vitor Reis' score there?
18:11The average?
18:114.5.
18:12The best.
18:13Man.
18:14Brazil's highest rating against Australia was 4.5.
18:17That's it, folks.
18:18I think that's where we get lost, right?
18:20Jeez.
18:21What was Vitor Reis' score there and now?
18:21Well, I think that's where we get lost.
18:21I think we got lost.
18:21If we do some pressure like Wall Street,
18:21we believe that the World west length agree more tranquility.

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