00:00How do you like me now?
00:03Uh-huh!
00:04Come on, come on, come on!
00:08You're not...
00:09...special.
00:10...getting ready for another round.
00:12And I'm tired of your s***.
00:15Between time and space...
00:18We get called things like carrot tops.
00:21Carrot tops are green.
00:23What the hell, man?
00:25I don't think I can be honest on a seven hour plane ride
00:28with the woman from Toddlers and Tiaras.
00:30I'm not making liftoffs. Like, you understand?
00:32Just right away, like, hi, what's your name?
00:34You're everything wrong with America.
00:35Yeah, it's that kind of show.
00:42You could take down an airplane with a snow globe.
00:45I think we should let you.
00:49How do you ever get turned on
00:51when you've already had eight children?
00:52How is that possible? What happens? Your wife walks by
00:54and says, baby, you've been...
00:56Oh, you've been looking real good.
00:58She's like, well, that's...
00:59Because we're really poor.
01:01And I've lost a lot of weight.
01:03I haven't eaten in a while.
