00:00My very first roommate, he was my best friend.
00:02And this guy, he was literally shaving his ass every like two weeks.
00:06I swear to God, because he says that he likes to take a shit with his ass shaved.
00:12I'm not even trolling.
00:13I won't lie, it's kind of true.
00:15The fact that there's no air up there, it feels good.
00:18I don't know if you ever try.
00:19But guess what?
00:20My friend, he was shaving his own ass.
00:23It was insane.
00:24He was really good at it.
00:24But sometimes he says, Payo, can you hold the mirror?
00:27Yes, I was holding it.
00:29I'm not even trolling.
00:30I was like this.
00:31Okay, let's go.
00:32And he was shaving his ass.
00:33Oh, wait.
00:35Okay, pockets in the left.
00:37I'm just, I'm not even trolling.
00:38It's not a fake story.
00:40But me, shut the fuck up.
00:42It's fucking true, bro.
00:43But, bro, it was my best friend.
00:44We were like a brother.
00:46So I was really like, no, no.
00:48It's true.
00:49But it was insane.
00:50And you know what's sad, dude?
00:52This guy was my best friend.
00:54And sadly, at the end of the year that we live together,
00:58we...
00:59we...
00:59We're like...
01:00You know what?
