00:13Tim, I need this book.
00:14In a minute, a minute. I'm reading something here about my souped-up ego.
00:20That's a super ego. Why are you reading my book?
00:24I want to find out why this is so interesting to you.
00:27Because you want to or because you feel guilty?
00:30According to Chapter 2, a little of both.
00:35You read two chapters?
00:37Yes.
00:38And the chapter on animal sexuality is quite interesting.
00:44You really think so?
00:46Yeah.
00:47I'm not saying a few pictures wouldn't help the process.
00:54Well, if you think that's interesting,
00:56wait till you get to the chapter on aberrant female sexuality.
01:01Read it.
01:04I should start with that chapter first.
01:08Now, come on.
01:09I'm reading everything you read.
01:12You don't have to go that far.
01:14Honey, when I go, it's something I go full bore.
01:17Something else I figure out we might do.
01:18Something you'd like to do?
01:19I'm going to take you to see those three tenors that you love on PBS.
01:24Paparazzi, manicotti, and flamingo.
01:33Tim, you just named a photographer, a food, and a hotel.
01:39And I care what they do, they sing great.
01:42Well, that would be really nice.
01:46Because it's always been my fantasy to be with a man who enjoyed doing the same things I do.
01:50You know, like taking me to the opera, the ballet, the theater.
01:54That's my fantasy, too.
01:57Really?
01:58Mm-hmm.
01:58If I could find that man, I wouldn't have to go with my sorrow.
02:09What is your real fantasy?
02:18It involves some twins and a yo-yo.
02:24Yeah, I know who the yo-yo is.
02:42Oh, no, what have you taped now?
02:44More pearls of wisdom from the hardware store?
02:47No, actually, I went back and looked at the tape.
02:50There's a whole second part of the conversation you never even saw.
02:53You should take a look at it.
02:55I don't think so. I've seen enough.
02:57No, really.
02:58Come over here, take a look at this.
03:03You know, Harry, on second thought, I really did enjoy my wife's speech.
03:08Can you take this five minutes later?
03:10Yeah.
03:11You're wearing different clothes.
03:14Men in hardware stores change frequently.
03:20Tool man, you have shown me the way.
03:24Because of you, I now realize how much I love talking to my wife about her needs.
03:37That is realistic dialogue.
03:40Tool man, you are the greatest.
03:45You have shown me the love that I have for my wife.
03:52I mean, your W's look like M's, that's why I said Mife.
03:55Your W's do look like M's.
03:57Well, it's good that we got in touch with our true feelings, because I certainly didn't mean to hurt my
04:01wife, and I hope that she knows that.
04:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, she knows that.
04:09Tool man, you are the greatest.
04:15I am so happy to be your Mife.
04:19Tool man, you are the greatest.
04:49Tool man, you are the greatest.
