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00:13BLEWING
00:14It's the Mario brothers and plummings the game
00:16Found the secret waters while working on the drain
00:19Lend the princess a hand in the mushroom land
00:21Drown the action with the plumbers should be hooked on the brothers
00:25Now evil Koopa and his troopers are up to misbehavin'
00:29They kidnapped the Princess Mushroom Land
00:31They saved it
00:31Abusing and confusing
00:32Everybody discovers
00:34They can't help but
00:35We hooked up the brothers
00:44Plumber's Log number 101
00:46The Land of Ice
00:48Me and my brother Luigi
00:49Had just rescued Princess Toadstool
00:51From King Cooper
00:52And were looking for the magic
00:53That would set her kingdom free
00:55And get us home to Brooklyn
01:13Cheapy
01:15Little Cheapy
01:17Let me go
01:25I'm warning ya
01:27I can ask it
01:28Help
01:30Oh no
01:31Poor Toad
01:33Bring him back
01:35You witted Birdo
01:41Look
01:42The Birdo took Toad to the highest peak
01:45Please Mario
01:47Toadstool saved my life a hundred times
01:50We've got to save his
01:52Don't worry Princess
01:53Luigi and me will climb that mountain
01:55Before you can say spaghetti and meatballs
02:00I can't
02:01I'm allergic to mountains
02:03Okay
02:04Wait here
02:06As you become lunch for Polar Bear
02:08Don't blame us
02:09Oops
02:09Polar Bear
02:10Lunch
02:37What are you trying to do you wacko boy?
02:41Mommy missed her little Cheapy so much!
02:47Mommy! You're not my mommy!
02:51You're such a joke!
03:07It was a terrible picture of you anyway, little Cheapy!
03:12I'm not your little Cheapy!
03:15Oh Cheapy, quit kidding around and give mommy a hug!
03:23Oh, this is a fun game!
03:26Cheapy! Cheapy! Cheapy are coming!
03:32I gotta get out of here!
03:45Oh no! We'll never save Toad now!
03:49It was the nicest little fungus I ever knew!
03:53Luigi, we can't quit now! Remember the plumber's motto!
03:56Oh, go forget! Don't take chances or you'll go down the train!
04:01No! When the pipe is plucked, keep plunging!
04:05Pasta Power!
04:12Come on, Princess! You can do it too!
04:15Pasta Power!
04:16Pasta Power!
04:24Mama Mia!
04:32Cool!
04:33See?
04:35I told you we'd be perfectly safe.
04:39It's them. Princess Toadstable and those two faucet freaks.
04:44Come on, Flaky. Let's tell King Koopa so we can put him on ice for good.
04:56Well, at last you two powder puffs did something right.
05:00Thank you, your extremist, most royal and regal Koopaness.
05:04Watch it, soldiers. This will be the last time those pinhead plumbers throw a monkey wrench into my evil plan.
05:14Attention, Koopa Koopa. It's air raid time.
05:24I can't be a little cheeky, lady. I don't have wings. Look.
05:29No wings, no feathers. I'm just a b**** that can't stand heights.
05:36Oh, Cheepy. You're such a teaser.
05:40Bah, cuckoo, cuckoo.
05:42I almost forgot. It's time for your flying lessons.
05:46Flying lessons. Are you out of your mind?
06:01I just hope we can reach Toad before something terrible happens to him.
06:06Oh, it's worse. Cheer up, Luigi. It could be worse.
06:09Worse? How could it be worse?
06:15Mom, Mom, Mario. It's a ba-bomb. And I was hoping for my salami sandwich.
06:28Oh no! King Koopa must have found us!
06:32Look out! Here comes a whole squad room of King Koopa's bababas!
06:46Good going, guys!
06:48Not good enough! Those other albatas are up to something!
07:02It's an avalanche! Let's get out of here!
07:08I hate to run on an empty stomach!
07:22I hate to run on an empty stomach!
07:25I hate to run on an empty stomach!
07:32I hate to run on an empty stomach!
07:40Now how do we save Toad?
07:43You're not listening, Lady! I don't want flying machines!
07:48Mommy knows best!
07:49Look, Baby!
07:51Look, Lady! I got ten gold coins!
07:54They're yours if you just let me go!
07:56I'll let you go, Sweetums!
07:59At 30,000 feet!
08:04Look! A fire flower!
08:07I'm hungry enough to eat anything!
08:08No! It's magic!
08:11If you can reach it, you can become a Super Mario!
08:15And get special fire power that can destroy King Koopa's evil alcoots!
08:20That's easy! Come on, Luigi!
08:25Push the power!
08:34I love when that happens!
08:41Follow me!
08:44For badness below and behind the call of cruelty, I, the nevious King Koopa, be
08:51sold these medals of the double cross!
08:54We have important news, you royal coupinets!
08:57The princess and her plumbers survived the avalanche!
09:00Say what?!
09:02You bumbling beat-geeks blew it!
09:07I'll have to lead the next attack myself!
09:11I'd pay 200 bucks for a nice pepperoni cheesecake right now.
09:16Who called me cheap?
09:18I'll pay 300 bucks!
09:20Look!
09:21What is that thing?
09:23It's a baby bird, Oluigi!
09:26And it needs our help!
09:28It's frozen inside the ice!
09:30Stand back!
09:36Mommy!
09:38Little Cheapy wants Mommy!
09:41Do you think his Mommy is the one who took Toad?
09:44Here we are, Little Cheapy!
09:4630,000 feet!
09:48Now Mommy will let you fly!
09:50Happy landings!
09:52Lady, I'm not a bird!
09:57The least that Vegabrain could have done was lend me a parachute!
10:02Hey!
10:03That's it!
10:04A parachute!
10:19Toad!
10:20Are you all right?
10:22I feel great!
10:23I just passed my first flying lesson!
10:27Hey!
10:28It's me!
10:29I mean him!
10:31I mean him!
10:31It's Little Cheapy!
10:33The Boyd-O's real lost baby!
10:36Little Cheapy want his Mommy!
10:39Toad!
10:40Do you know where his Mommy is?
10:42Oh no!
10:44I'm not going back up there!
10:46Never!
10:49Mommy!
10:51Mommy!
10:51I want my Mommy!
10:54Okay, okay!
10:56Maybe if I take you back she'll leave me alone!
10:59Start climbing, Paisano!
11:01We'll stay here and keep King Koopa occupied!
11:04King Koopa?
11:06Where?
11:18Hey, Super Mario!
11:20Super Pooper Goose!
11:28Koopa Troopa Pack?
11:30Attack!
11:32Put out that Super Plumber fire!
11:46Don't worry Mario, we'll beat him without superpowers.
11:50It's too late princess, they gotta surrender.
11:55It's all over scum scrubber.
11:59Who threw that vegetable?
12:01We did.
12:08Retreat! Retreat!
12:12Come on, sweeties.
12:14We've got to make the world safe for a little tipi.
12:18Let's get those insects.
12:22But I told her I'd rescue the baby.
12:25She wanted to help.
12:33I'll be back.
12:35You haven't heard the last of King Koopa.
12:39Thanks, sweetie.
12:40You couldn't have done it without you.
12:43You saved my little tipi.
12:45Would you like to come for dinner?
12:48Dinner? That's the best news I've ever had in days.
12:55I cooked this just for you, Mario.
12:58My favorite recipe.
13:00My favorite dish.
13:02Spaghetti.
13:03Spaghetti?
13:04We're not spaghetti.
13:06We're worms.
13:08Worms?
13:11I've never been so insulted in my whole life.
13:32Well, that was good.
13:33You're practically an masked psychic.
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