00:16Today, children everywhere are making preparations for an event of world-shaking significance,
00:23the annual visit of Santa Claus.
00:25Informed sources report legions of junior citizens are making monumental efforts not to cry and not to bow.
00:35Meanwhile, letters by the thousands have been flooding coastal facilities at the North Pole.
00:46Doggone thing always conks out when you...
00:48Well, hello there.
00:51Uh, my name's Special Delivery Kluger, S.D. for short.
00:54Oh, I've got lots of letters for Santa today.
00:58And every year, they're the same.
01:00Some ask for toys, but a lot ask questions.
01:04Like you take this one.
01:05I bet one of you wrote it.
01:07Dear Santa, why do you wear a red suit?
01:10Uh-huh, I thought so.
01:12And this one.
01:13My turn.
01:14Dear Santa, why do you come down the chimney when I'm asleep?
01:17How about these?
01:18Why do you have whiskers?
01:20Why do you live at the North Pole?
01:22Why do you leave presents at some people?
01:23Why do you always come on Christmas Eve?
01:25Why is there sleeping, Major?
01:25Why some people call you Chris Kinga?
01:28Why?
01:29Why?
01:29Why?
01:30Why?
01:30Well, hold on, hold on.
01:31I can answer all your questions, because I know everything about Santa.
01:36Now, Santa is a busy man.
01:39He has no time to play.
01:41He's got millions and millions of stuff to fill on Christmas Day.
01:45So, you better write your letter now.
01:48And mail it right away.
01:51Because he's getting rid of his reindeers and his slaves.
01:56So, you better watch out.
01:58You better not cry.
02:00You better not pout.
02:01I'm telling you why.
02:16You better not pout.
02:17You better not pout.
02:33You better not pout.
02:39Which he can do.
02:40Well, I got back home.
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