Vadim: Hey Kai, I'm back.
Kai: Hey Vadim......ummm, why are you wearing a mask?
Vadim: Haven't you heard? There's a swine flu epidemic. Better safe than sorry!
Kai: You must be referring to the H1N1A virus......
Vadim: You can call it whatever you want, but I'm not going to catch it, so I'm taking precautions.
Kai: Whatever. You're home now, so you can take off your mask.
Vadim: Yeah, about that.....I've noticed that you've been coughing a lot lately....when is the last time you went to the doctor's?
Kai: What are you getting at?
Vadim: Well, you can never be too careful......
Kai: Do you think I have swine flu?!?
Vadim: You cough all day and have been complaining of a sore throat for several days now. I think you'd better get yourself checked out.
Kai: I think you'd better get your brain checked out. All this talk of 'swine flu' is nonsense! You're so gullible.
Vadim: Better to be gullible than infected!
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