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Add these to your cart immediately... or maybe don't. Join us as we count down the funniest and most memorable SNL commercial parodies that almost had us reaching for our wallets! Our countdown includes legendary sketches like "Schmitt's Gay," "Colon Blow," "Oops! I Crapped My Pants," "The Bass-O-Matic," and so many more! Which fake SNL product would you actually buy? Let us know in the comments!
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00:00:08Welcome to Ms. Mojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the funniest and most memorable
00:00:13SNL commercial parodies that made us consider actually buying the fake product.
00:00:17For only $4 a month, you can achieve peace of mind in a world full of crime and robots
00:00:22with old glory insurance.
00:00:26Number 50. Non-alcoholic beer.
00:00:28Trying to quit drinking can be quite hard, but what if a product comes along that gives
00:00:33you the feeling of drinking without the actual buzz?
00:00:35Look, I'm not as young as I used to be, and I knew I needed to cut back on my
00:00:39drinking,
00:00:40so I switched to non-alcoholic beer.
00:00:42Same great taste as regular beer, none of the booze, which meant I could finally have a cold
00:00:47one with the fellas while still doing the right thing for me and my family.
00:00:50In this fake commercial, Andrew Dismukes plays a man who dumps alcohol for non-alcoholic beer,
00:00:55only to realize he misses the actual feeling of being drunk.
00:00:59Enter non-non-alcoholic beer, a product that reportedly contains more alcohol than any drink
00:01:05on earth and gives you the courage to say literally anything to anyone.
00:01:09See that little hyphen right there? That's what our lawyers call the skeleton key.
00:01:13That's what makes all this possible. See, it's not technically a lie. It's called a double
00:01:18negative, and it tastes incredible.
00:01:20Eric, you're sober.
00:01:22And you've gained a few. Looks like we're two things.
00:01:25The sketch brilliantly parodies wellness branding by pretending certain dangerous
00:01:29behaviors can be solved with clever wording. Because, hey, if there are two negatives,
00:01:33that legally cancels everything out, right?
00:01:36Sir, you been drinking today?
00:01:38Just my nons, of course.
00:01:39Great. So you won't mind if I give you a breathalyzer?
00:01:43Hey! Back up!
00:01:45Bonk or backup?
00:01:46Oh, God.
00:01:47Number 49. Macy's Christmas Children's Clothing Ad.
00:01:50Men's blazers starting at $49.99. Cashmere tops for her from $79.99.
00:01:56And for your little ones, Macy's has the festive fashions that'll have them saying,
00:02:00It's too hot! It's itching!
00:02:04Macy's wants you to buy your kids beautiful, cozy winter clothing this holiday season.
00:02:08How adorable. Except any parent watching this sketch immediately recognized the trauma.
00:02:13The SNL parody captures exactly what happens when you try dressing a child in a bulky wool sweater.
00:02:18If you stopped squirming, it would be on already.
00:02:22And 40% off cozy corduroys that'll pinch his little nuts.
00:02:27Can't he just wear his jeans?
00:02:29You don't wear jeans to church!
00:02:32The kids squirm, scratch, and resist with the fury of tiny, feral animals.
00:02:36By the end, the kids are fighting the parents.
00:02:39The parents are fighting each other, and plans might eventually end up getting canceled.
00:02:43For absolutely nailing the overly sentimental tone of department store holiday ads,
00:02:48while still exposing the misery underneath,
00:02:50this remains one of the most accurate Christmas commercials SNL ever produced.
00:02:54Look, we know it's awful for them and for you,
00:02:57but one day they'll be too old to wear cute little clothes like this, and you'll miss it.
00:03:01So suck it up and get down to Macy's.
00:03:05The clothes they'll hate create the memories you'll love.
00:03:08Number 48. Swiftamine.
00:03:22Are you a grown adult who recently caught yourself humming the fate of Ophelia in the shower?
00:03:27Did you experience sudden dizziness and drop to the floor mid-Swifty spiral?
00:03:30Then congratulations, you need Swiftamine.
00:03:33I'm neurologist Dr. David Docter.
00:03:35Over the last one month, realizing you love Taylor Swift has become the leading cause of vertigo in adults.
00:03:41That's why now, there's Swiftamine.
00:03:44The fast-acting antihistamine tablet that's pink and bubbly, just like Taylor herself.
00:03:49This SNL parody features Chris Rock, Cecily Strong, Taryn Killam, and Vanessa Bayer
00:03:54as reluctant Taylor Swift converts suffering from vertigo brought on entirely by her infectious pop catalog.
00:03:59The sketch nails the format of a legitimate pharmaceutical ad,
00:04:03complete with soft lighting and sincere testimonials,
00:04:06while the patients describe their involuntary Taylor Swift awakenings.
00:04:09I never got into Taylor Swift because in interviews she's always like,
00:04:12I'm Taylor Swift.
00:04:13It's like, no.
00:04:15Then the other day, I found myself humming Shake It Off,
00:04:17and I got so dizzy I fell into traffic.
00:04:20Thanks a lot, Taylor.
00:04:22Just kidding.
00:04:22You're amazing.
00:04:23The pink bubbly pill promises relief.
00:04:26Whether you want relief from Swift or from the embarrassment of loving her,
00:04:29is entirely your business.
00:04:32Swiftamine.
00:04:33But when you realize you love Taylor Swift...
00:04:36Damn it!
00:04:37She got me!
00:04:40Number 47.
00:04:41Heinz.
00:04:42Picture this.
00:04:43You're at dinner.
00:04:44You reach for the ketchup.
00:04:45You squeeze the bottle, and it sounds like you let one rip at the table.
00:04:49Whoa, easy there, Greg.
00:04:52That wasn't me.
00:04:53That was the ketchup bottle.
00:04:54Are you sure about that, Dad?
00:04:57Yeah, I'm very sure.
00:04:58I didn't cut a fart at Thanksgiving dinner.
00:05:01If that sounds horrifying to you, then worry no more.
00:05:04This SNL parody introduces Heinz Relax,
00:05:07a redesigned bottle that replicates that mortifying squirting noise with a woman moaning.
00:05:13Loudly.
00:05:13Honey, can you pass the ketchup?
00:05:15I'm sure.
00:05:15Can I just say, I am so grateful to be here.
00:05:19What was that?
00:05:20That was the soothing sound of Heinz Relax.
00:05:23Looks like this bottle's almost empty.
00:05:24The sketch plays it completely straight,
00:05:26mimicking the slick production style of a real product launch ad,
00:05:30which makes it even funnier.
00:05:31It doesn't stop at ketchup, either.
00:05:33The mustard and mayonnaise bottles each come with their own equally uncomfortable sounds.
00:05:37Glass bottles.
00:05:38Uh, uh, uh.
00:05:39Mustard.
00:05:40Even mayo.
00:05:42Oh, mom.
00:05:43May I be excused?
00:05:44Absolutely.
00:05:45Wait, where are you going with that?
00:05:47My room?
00:05:48No, put that down.
00:05:49It's a perfect spoof of how companies come up with ridiculous innovations nobody asked for.
00:05:54Now, the old fart noise suddenly feels dignified.
00:05:58Number 46.
00:05:59Privalen.
00:06:00Pharmaceutical commercials already feel detached from reality,
00:06:03so SNL deciding to literally break reality was a smart move.
00:06:07I was so embarrassed when my doctor diagnosed my genital herpes.
00:06:10Fortunately, there's now a new way to treat my condition.
00:06:14Privalen.
00:06:15Nothing can cure genital herpes, but Privalen can help me get on with my life.
00:06:19Host Jennifer Aniston plays an executive who turns away from her boardroom meeting to address viewers directly about Privalen,
00:06:25her herpes medication.
00:06:27The funniest part is that everyone else in the room can still hear her.
00:06:31Coworkers repeatedly try dragging her back into the meeting,
00:06:33but she is committed to delivering the dramatic commercial monologue with complete sincerity.
00:06:38Privalen.
00:06:38Just one pill a day?
00:06:40That's all.
00:06:40None of those complicated...
00:06:42Hey!
00:06:42Angela!
00:06:45Yes!
00:06:46Steve!
00:06:48Gordon has the floor here.
00:06:50She was talking to the plant.
00:06:51At one point, she even crouches under the conference table because absolutely nothing will stop her from sharing her testimony.
00:06:58Now, with Privalen, I can get over the embarrassment and get on with my life because genital herpes...
00:07:03Angela!
00:07:04What the hell is she doing?
00:07:06I worked hard on this!
00:07:09I'm sorry, Gordon.
00:07:10Angela!
00:07:11Yeah, what?
00:07:12I...
00:07:12I'm listening.
00:07:14Privalen might work wonders against herpes, but side effects include talking to walls,
00:07:19looking like you have lost your mind, and ultimately getting fired from your job.
00:07:23Number 45.
00:07:24O-Tesla
00:07:25Modern medication commercials already sound like they were written by aliens studying humanity from orbit,
00:07:30and O-Tesla pushes that idea straight into cosmic horror.
00:07:34I don't want to wear long sleeves.
00:07:36But with my plaque psoriasis, I don't have another choice.
00:07:39Worst of all, it robbed me of my confidence.
00:07:42That's when my doctor told me about O-Tesla.
00:07:45The commercial starts normally enough, advertising relief for plaque psoriasis,
00:07:49before completely losing its grip on reality.
00:07:52Nobody can properly explain what O-Tesla actually is.
00:07:56We don't know what O-Tesla is, or how it got here, and we don't know what it wants.
00:08:00But we do know that it treats plaque psoriasis, and that we can't stop it.
00:08:05And now, I'm the king of the dance floor.
00:08:07It looks like a pill, but that may be what O-Tesla wants us to believe.
00:08:12Characters describe it like some ancient, immortal force beyond human understanding.
00:08:16One line suggests it cannot be created or destroyed,
00:08:19while another implies plaque psoriasis may literally sustain it.
00:08:23The escalating absurdity mirrors real pharmaceutical ads
00:08:26that flood viewers with mysterious scientific jargon and terrifying disclaimers.
00:08:30O-Tesla has been with us before, always right before a major leap in civilization,
00:08:35perhaps nudging humanity forward.
00:08:37Optimistically, this could be O-Tesla's way of guiding humanity to one day create O-Tesla.
00:08:43Or pessimistically, to a future of enslavement.
00:08:46Oh, and, under no circumstances should you combine it with SkyRizzy,
00:08:50as the consequences could be catastrophic.
00:08:53Thanks for the tip, SNL.
00:08:55If one molecule of O-Tesla touched one molecule of SkyRizzy,
00:08:59space and time would collapse.
00:09:01So say goodbye to plaque psoriasis.
00:09:04Thanks to O-Tesla, whatever it may be, or want.
00:09:08Number 44.
00:09:09Woomba
00:09:10From the makers of Roomba comes Woomba,
00:09:13the world's first fully automated robotic feminine hygiene device.
00:09:17My life is hectic enough.
00:09:18I don't have time to worry about feeling refreshed.
00:09:21All across the country,
00:09:22thousands of women are discovering the next generation of freshness with Woomba,
00:09:27new from the makers of Roomba.
00:09:29Much like its floor cleaning inspiration,
00:09:31the Woomba activates automatically,
00:09:33and cannot be switched off once it starts its cleaning cycle.
00:09:36The women in the commercial casually go about their day
00:09:39when the machine suddenly activates
00:09:40and aggressively travels up their legs at the worst possible moments.
00:09:44Woomba's built-in sensors can tell when you're not at your freshest.
00:09:48And that's when Woomba goes to work.
00:09:51Its gentle but powerful onboard cleaning agents assure results every time.
00:09:58During sleep time,
00:09:59in the kitchen,
00:10:00in the bathroom,
00:10:02nothing is safe from Woomba's relentless dedication to cleanliness.
00:10:05The dead serious commercial tone makes every reveal land even harder.
00:10:09Automated,
00:10:10efficient,
00:10:11and relentless as hell,
00:10:12the Woomba is either a revolutionary product or your worst nightmare.
00:10:16Possibly both.
00:10:18Woomba will address your feminine hygiene needs whenever and wherever it thinks it's best.
00:10:23That's the confidence you get from Woomba.
00:10:26Number 43.
00:10:28Wells for Sensitive Little Boys
00:10:30Fisher-Price has something for every child.
00:10:32The adventurous ones,
00:10:34the creative ones,
00:10:35and apparently now,
00:10:36the deeply philosophical ones
00:10:38who simply need a toy well to stare into while contemplating their existence.
00:10:42Wells for Sensitive Boys to wish upon,
00:10:44confide in,
00:10:45and reflect by.
00:10:46Some boys live unexamined lives,
00:10:49but this one's heart is full of questions.
00:10:52Just hear how much he loves the well.
00:10:54This SNL parody introduces Wells for Boys,
00:10:57part of Fisher-Price's fictional Sensitive Boy line,
00:11:00marketed to introspective little boys who aren't interested in trucks or action figures.
00:11:04They want to stand quietly beside a well,
00:11:07think heavy thoughts,
00:11:08and begin their journey toward becoming tortured but successful creative adults.
00:11:12So what is he putting in there?
00:11:14A secret.
00:11:15He'll grow up to have a wildly passionate and successful creative life,
00:11:20but not just yet.
00:11:22The ad nails the warm pastel aesthetic of real children's toy commercials
00:11:26while absolutely roasting sensitive childhood personalities.
00:11:30It's weirdly specific,
00:11:31deeply relatable,
00:11:32and somehow touching.
00:11:34That thing's weird.
00:11:35I don't get it.
00:11:36That's because it's not for you.
00:11:38Because you have everything.
00:11:40Everything is for you.
00:11:42And this one thing is for him.
00:11:45Number 42.
00:11:46Corn Syrup Commercial
00:11:47Wow.
00:11:48You don't care what the kids eat, huh?
00:11:50Excuse me?
00:11:51That has high fructose corn syrup in it.
00:11:53And?
00:11:54Well, you know the things they say about high fructose corn syrup.
00:11:56Like what?
00:11:58Well...
00:11:59Sometimes, real life is already so absurd
00:12:02that SNL barely needs to exaggerate anything.
00:12:05This sketch is based directly on an actual
00:12:07Corn Refiners Association commercial
00:12:09that aired defending high fructose corn syrup's safety.
00:12:12Excuse me?
00:12:12That has high fructose corn syrup in it.
00:12:14And?
00:12:15Yeah, you know what they say about it.
00:12:17Like what?
00:12:20I mean...
00:12:22It's...
00:12:22That it's made from corn.
00:12:24It's natural.
00:12:25And like sugar, it's fine in moderation.
00:12:26In the sketch,
00:12:28Nassim Pedrad plays a mom
00:12:30pouring corn syrup treats at a birthday party
00:12:32when Kristen Wiig's character
00:12:33swoops in with questions about its safety.
00:12:35Instead of engaging her thoughtfully,
00:12:37Pedrad's mom absolutely unloads on her,
00:12:40declaring she'll trust actual science
00:12:42over a random stay-at-home mom's opinions.
00:12:44You know, this is a real jam for me.
00:12:47Trust scientists
00:12:48or stay-at-home mom Sheila
00:12:51from down the street
00:12:52who's having wine at 10 a.m.
00:12:55I'm sorry, let's just...
00:12:57Let's just what?
00:12:58Make a bigger deal about the corn syrup?
00:13:00It's an almost beat-for-beat recreation
00:13:02of the original commercial,
00:13:03which was already unintentionally hilarious
00:13:05in its defensiveness.
00:13:06Hey, that's a great sweater.
00:13:08Thanks.
00:13:10It was my daughter's,
00:13:11but she grew out of it.
00:13:12Mommy!
00:13:14Can I have some more juicy drinks?
00:13:16Of course you can.
00:13:18Yes!
00:13:19Number 41.
00:13:21Lil' Pound Cake
00:13:22She's amazing, she's my very best friend.
00:13:25Lil' Pound Cake, Lil' Pound Cake.
00:13:28It's Lil' Pound Cake,
00:13:29the sweetest doll on the block.
00:13:31She smells like frosting.
00:13:33I can wear her earrings.
00:13:35She loves to dance.
00:13:36Meet Lil' Pound Cake.
00:13:37She's adorable,
00:13:39she has her own cell phone,
00:13:40and she will vaccinate your daughter
00:13:41against HPV
00:13:42whether you're ready
00:13:43for that conversation or not.
00:13:44This SNL parody presents
00:13:46the fictional doll
00:13:47as the first FDA-approved toy
00:13:48capable of administering
00:13:50all three HPV vaccination shots
00:13:52over a six-month period
00:13:53to girls under 10.
00:13:54Lil' Pound Cake
00:13:55protects against HPV
00:13:56with a series of three injections
00:13:57over a period of six months.
00:13:59And she's got her own phone!
00:14:01Look, she's texting!
00:14:03Hey, Lil' Pound Cake!
00:14:06Everything about Lil' Pound Cake
00:14:07feels unsettling,
00:14:08from the hyper-cheery narration
00:14:10to the fact that she must be disposed of
00:14:11after administering
00:14:12all three shots.
00:14:13Lil' Pound Cake!
00:14:15Lil' Pound Cake!
00:14:16Lil' Pound Cake!
00:14:17The only thing you're gonna get infected with
00:14:19is fun!
00:14:20The name later took on
00:14:22a life of its own
00:14:23when Alaska and Lanaysha Sparks
00:14:25adopted Lil' Pound Cake
00:14:26as their doll personas
00:14:27during a mini-challenge
00:14:28in Season 5
00:14:29of RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:14:30Her catchphrase is
00:14:32you're not my real dad
00:14:33and you never will be.
00:14:35Lil' Pound Cake
00:14:37enjoys riding dirty
00:14:38and being a straight-up
00:14:40mother-f***ing pig.
00:14:43Number 40.
00:14:44Old Glory Insurance.
00:14:46The robots are coming.
00:14:47And when they come,
00:14:49they will specifically
00:14:50target Americans over 50.
00:14:52At least,
00:14:52that's the terrifying premise
00:14:54behind this Old Glory Insurance sketch
00:14:55delivered with complete earnestness
00:14:57by Sam Waterston.
00:14:58I'm Sam Waterston
00:14:59of the popular TV series
00:15:01Law & Order.
00:15:02As a senior citizen,
00:15:04you're probably aware
00:15:05of the threat robots pose.
00:15:07Robots are everywhere
00:15:08and they eat old people's medicine
00:15:10for fuel.
00:15:11Waterston,
00:15:12known for playing
00:15:13serious authoritative characters,
00:15:14plays it entirely straight
00:15:16as the spokesperson
00:15:17explaining why seniors
00:15:18desperately need coverage
00:15:19for robot attacks.
00:15:20The commercial recreates
00:15:22the overly dramatic tone
00:15:23of retirement insurance ads perfectly.
00:15:25Except instead of worrying
00:15:27about medical bills,
00:15:28seniors are being attacked
00:15:29in their own beds
00:15:30by these killer machines.
00:15:31You need to feel safe.
00:15:32And that's harder
00:15:34and harder to do nowadays
00:15:35because robots
00:15:36may strike at any time.
00:15:38And when they grab you
00:15:39with those metal claws,
00:15:40you can't break free
00:15:41because they're made of metal
00:15:42and robots are strong.
00:15:44Waterston's deadpan delivery
00:15:46against footage
00:15:47of menacing robots
00:15:48is perfect.
00:15:49Given where artificial intelligence
00:15:51is heading today,
00:15:52this 1995 sketch
00:15:54is aging like fine,
00:15:55slightly terrifying wine.
00:15:57So don't cower
00:15:58under your afghan
00:15:59any longer.
00:16:00Make a choice.
00:16:02Old glory insurance.
00:16:04For when the metal ones
00:16:05decide to come for you,
00:16:07then they will.
00:16:08Number 39.
00:16:09Xanax for gay summer weddings.
00:16:12Do you suffer
00:16:12from feelings of anxiety?
00:16:15Are you worried
00:16:16that you'll never be good enough?
00:16:18That you'll never measure up?
00:16:21Then this summer,
00:16:22you must have been invited
00:16:23to a beautiful gay wedding.
00:16:26Gay men throw
00:16:27exceptional weddings.
00:16:28We all know this
00:16:29and apparently,
00:16:31attending one
00:16:31as a straight person
00:16:32can trigger serious anxiety
00:16:34when you realize
00:16:34your own life
00:16:35and weddings
00:16:35simply cannot compete.
00:16:37That's why you might need
00:16:38Xanax for gay summer weddings.
00:16:39Usually at weddings,
00:16:40I'm the best dancer there.
00:16:42But at gay summer weddings,
00:16:43everyone knows
00:16:44a choreographed dance
00:16:45to a Beyonce song
00:16:46that hasn't even been
00:16:47released yet.
00:16:49I can't stack up to that.
00:16:51That's why I use Xanax
00:16:52for gay summer weddings.
00:16:54This fictional pharmaceutical drug
00:16:56is specifically designed
00:16:57to calm straight people down
00:16:58just before they go
00:16:59to a place
00:16:59where the flower arrangements
00:17:00are too perfect
00:17:01and the music selection
00:17:02is top-notch.
00:17:03At my wedding,
00:17:05we gave guests
00:17:05Cheez-Its
00:17:06and a mini bottle of water.
00:17:08Keith and William
00:17:09gave us two tickets
00:17:10to Italy
00:17:11and $40,000.
00:17:13As the ad clarifies,
00:17:15this medication
00:17:15is not required
00:17:16for lesbian summer weddings,
00:17:18which are presumably
00:17:19far more manageable affairs.
00:17:21Yeah, I do.
00:17:22Me too.
00:17:25Number 38.
00:17:26Levi's Three-Legged Jeans
00:17:28You've heard of Levi's.
00:17:30Now meet Levi's.
00:17:31It's spelled differently,
00:17:32priced probably the same,
00:17:34and features a crucial
00:17:35third pant leg
00:17:36that you never knew
00:17:37was missing from your wardrobe
00:17:38until right now.
00:17:46This SNL parody
00:17:48presents the extra appendage
00:17:49as a genuine lifestyle innovation.
00:17:51Need another pocket?
00:17:52Done.
00:17:53Need to tie yourself
00:17:54to a pole during a windstorm?
00:17:55The third leg has you covered.
00:17:57Once your unconventional
00:17:58lower body fashion choices
00:17:59validated,
00:18:00Levi sees you.
00:18:09The sketch mimics
00:18:10the aspirational
00:18:11lifestyle-focused tone
00:18:12of real denim commercials
00:18:14while making the extra pant leg
00:18:15seem genuinely reasonable
00:18:16with each new use case.
00:18:18Even your third leg
00:18:19deserves quality denim.
00:18:21Levi's, obviously.
00:18:22Not any dumber
00:18:23than acid wash.
00:18:25Number 37.
00:18:26IBS medicine ad.
00:18:28Nothing says family entertainment
00:18:30like a bathroom disaster
00:18:31at a children's recital.
00:18:32It can strike
00:18:33at any time.
00:18:36Robbing you
00:18:37of life's special moments.
00:18:39But now
00:18:40there's help
00:18:42with
00:18:44Tremfalta.
00:18:44Carrie Mulligan stars
00:18:46in this pharmaceutical parody
00:18:48as a woman who takes
00:18:49the IBS medication
00:18:50Tremfalta
00:18:51slightly too late
00:18:52to prevent
00:18:53catastrophic consequences
00:18:54in a school bathroom.
00:18:55During the recital,
00:18:56staff members
00:18:57desperately investigate
00:18:58who caused the horrifying scene
00:18:59while Mulligan quietly panics
00:19:01beside her husband.
00:19:02Because some of life's moments
00:19:04are too important to me.
00:19:05Stop the concert!
00:19:08Kids, I'm sorry.
00:19:10Someone has done something
00:19:11very, very bad
00:19:14in the bathroom.
00:19:15The tension
00:19:16becomes unbearable
00:19:17as she aggressively
00:19:18threatens him into silence
00:19:19any time suspicion
00:19:20moves toward her.
00:19:22Mulligan's commitment
00:19:22completely sells the sketch.
00:19:24Especially because
00:19:25she behaves like
00:19:26protecting her secret
00:19:27matters more than
00:19:28basic human dignity.
00:19:29Never miss
00:19:30a special moment again.
00:19:32If you say anything
00:19:33I will destroy your life.
00:19:35What?
00:19:36Wait for mom!
00:19:37With Tremfalta.
00:19:39Apparently
00:19:39Tremfalta works.
00:19:41The real question
00:19:42is whether the school
00:19:43ever recovered
00:19:43from that disaster.
00:19:45Number 36
00:19:46Baby Spanx
00:19:47Your baby is chubby.
00:19:49That's normal.
00:19:49But does society
00:19:50really need to see that?
00:19:52Look at those pudgy cheeks.
00:19:54She's a good little eater.
00:19:55I love her roly-poly arms.
00:19:58Would you look at
00:19:59her little tubby tummy?
00:20:00Okay, let's put the baby away.
00:20:02In this hilarious
00:20:03yet haunting sketch
00:20:04Jason Sudeikis
00:20:05plays the relentlessly
00:20:06upbeat spokesperson
00:20:07for Baby Spanx.
00:20:08The super elastic shapewear
00:20:10designed to smooth out
00:20:11your infant's unsightly bumps
00:20:12and help them achieve
00:20:13society's approval
00:20:14before they can even walk.
00:20:15In no time
00:20:16your baby will go
00:20:17from flab
00:20:18to fab.
00:20:20Now that's a tight baby.
00:20:22Bill Hader
00:20:23and Kristen Wiig
00:20:24play the appropriately
00:20:25ashamed parents
00:20:26whose chubby bundle
00:20:26of joy is transformed
00:20:27instantly by the product.
00:20:29Watching the parents
00:20:30gaze proudly
00:20:30at their suddenly
00:20:31streamlined baby
00:20:32is deeply absurd
00:20:33and painfully reflective
00:20:35of real beauty advertising.
00:20:37Somewhere
00:20:37a wellness influencer
00:20:39probably watched this
00:20:40and yelled
00:20:40Eureka.
00:20:41I would never
00:20:42spank a baby
00:20:43but I sure as hell
00:20:44would Spanx one
00:20:45with baby Spanx.
00:20:49And be sure to try
00:20:51Tabby Spanx.
00:20:52Spanx for cats.
00:20:54Number 35.
00:20:55Dissing your dog.
00:20:56Traditional dog
00:20:57training methods
00:20:58are out.
00:20:59Shouting?
00:21:00Ineffective.
00:21:01Physical corrections?
00:21:02Outdated.
00:21:03Will Ferrell's
00:21:04Dale Sturdivant
00:21:04has a better way.
00:21:06Comprehensive
00:21:06targeted verbal
00:21:07humiliation.
00:21:08You see
00:21:09dogs are much more
00:21:10intuitive than we
00:21:11give them credit for.
00:21:12They know when
00:21:13they're the butt
00:21:13of ridicule
00:21:14and when they
00:21:14misbehave
00:21:15a well-placed
00:21:16sarcastic comment
00:21:17or cutting remark
00:21:18can work wonders
00:21:19where a rolled up
00:21:19newspaper fails.
00:21:21Whatever your
00:21:21puppy's behavior
00:21:22problem
00:21:22I guarantee
00:21:23I can help you
00:21:24fix it.
00:21:24In this SNL parody
00:21:26Ferrell plays a dog
00:21:27expert who insists
00:21:28verbal humiliation
00:21:29is the key to
00:21:30obedience.
00:21:31Instead of
00:21:32positive reinforcement
00:21:32owners are
00:21:33encouraged to
00:21:34roast their pets
00:21:35with sarcastic
00:21:36comments and
00:21:36emotional manipulation.
00:21:38Hey Walter
00:21:38thanks for your
00:21:39help with the
00:21:40new off-white sofa.
00:21:41Everybody agrees
00:21:42that dump you
00:21:43left there was
00:21:43the perfect
00:21:43accent.
00:21:44So good job.
00:21:46Oh and by the
00:21:47way Milton
00:21:47Burrell called
00:21:48he wants his
00:21:48bladder control
00:21:49back.
00:21:50Ferrell casually
00:21:51delivers savage
00:21:52insults while the
00:21:53dogs stare back
00:21:53in confused silence.
00:21:55From roasting
00:21:56their fussy
00:21:56eating habits to
00:21:57the accidents
00:21:58they cause in
00:21:59the house
00:21:59Ferrell brings
00:22:00a hilarious
00:22:01commitment to
00:22:01reading each
00:22:02dog to
00:22:02absolute filth.
00:22:04Here's the deal
00:22:05the palm wasn't
00:22:06taking reservations
00:22:07now you want to
00:22:08try Morton's
00:22:09because I understand
00:22:09they have a new
00:22:10chef so for now
00:22:11let's just go with
00:22:12the Alpo okay I
00:22:13know it's not your
00:22:14first choice but
00:22:15keep in mind
00:22:16you're a f***ing dog.
00:22:18Who knew canine
00:22:19behavioral correction
00:22:20could be this petty?
00:22:22Dale Sturtevant
00:22:22apparently.
00:22:24Number 34
00:22:24Rectix
00:22:25Erectile dysfunction
00:22:27medication commercials
00:22:28follow a predictable
00:22:29formula.
00:22:30Warm lighting
00:22:31relieved couples
00:22:32a list of side
00:22:33effects delivered
00:22:33at warp speed.
00:22:35SNL took that
00:22:36formula and
00:22:36inserted something
00:22:37unexpected.
00:22:38It happened to me
00:22:39a lot
00:22:39but then I found
00:22:41out about new
00:22:43Rectix.
00:22:44Whoa
00:22:44that pill is massive
00:22:46how do you even
00:22:46swallow that thing?
00:22:48You don't swallow
00:22:49it son you
00:22:50insert it like a
00:22:51suppository
00:22:52and trust me
00:22:53it works.
00:22:54Rectix is presented
00:22:56as an all-natural
00:22:57fast-acting ED
00:22:58remedy delivered
00:22:59not as a
00:23:00traditional pill
00:23:00you swallow but
00:23:01as a suppository.
00:23:02A large one
00:23:04that vibrates
00:23:05and is dishwasher
00:23:06safe.
00:23:07The sketch insists
00:23:08repeatedly and
00:23:09with great conviction
00:23:10Rectix is absolutely
00:23:11a pill and should
00:23:12be discussed
00:23:13clinically as such.
00:23:14Rectix
00:23:15the all-natural
00:23:16fast-acting
00:23:17male enhancement
00:23:18pill.
00:23:19Dad does mom
00:23:20know about this?
00:23:20Well it was
00:23:21actually my idea.
00:23:22I was afraid
00:23:23your dad would
00:23:24never get an
00:23:24erection ever
00:23:25again.
00:23:26One night your
00:23:27mother said to me
00:23:28lay back
00:23:29let's try something.
00:23:30All of this is
00:23:31delivered to an
00:23:32absolutely horrified
00:23:33Beck Bennett.
00:23:34Real ED commercials
00:23:35already overcompensate
00:23:37with rugged
00:23:37confidence and
00:23:38vague promises
00:23:38of restored vitality.
00:23:40Rectix just
00:23:41skips subtlety
00:23:41entirely and makes
00:23:42its case known
00:23:43rather blatantly.
00:23:44Every prescription
00:23:45of Rectix
00:23:46is 100%
00:23:47dishwasher safe.
00:23:48You put that
00:23:49thing in the
00:23:49dishwasher
00:23:50and stop
00:23:50calling it a
00:23:51prescription
00:23:51it's a butt plug.
00:23:52It's a pill.
00:23:53It's a pill.
00:23:55Mmm.
00:23:56This lemonade's
00:23:56amazing.
00:23:57Don't put your
00:23:57mouth on that!
00:23:58Number 33.
00:24:00Undercover office
00:24:01potty.
00:24:01Oh no.
00:24:02You need to go
00:24:03to the bathroom
00:24:03but you have a lot
00:24:04of work to do
00:24:05and it's all the
00:24:06way down the
00:24:06hall.
00:24:07Yep.
00:24:08We've all been
00:24:09there before.
00:24:10Why don't you
00:24:11check your lamp?
00:24:12Huh?
00:24:13Check your lamp.
00:24:15Whoa.
00:24:16Go ahead.
00:24:17Do your business.
00:24:18In this sketch
00:24:19Beck Bennett plays
00:24:20a busy professional
00:24:21who simply cannot
00:24:22step away from
00:24:23his desk long
00:24:23enough to visit
00:24:24the restroom
00:24:24like a normal
00:24:25human being.
00:24:26The solution?
00:24:27Undercover office
00:24:28potty.
00:24:28A fully functional
00:24:29portable toilet
00:24:30disguised as a
00:24:31desk lamp.
00:24:32Hey Johnson
00:24:32you get around
00:24:33to those reports?
00:24:34Yeah finished
00:24:34them a while ago.
00:24:35I had plenty
00:24:36of time.
00:24:37Wait why do you
00:24:38have so many
00:24:38lamps on your
00:24:39desk?
00:24:39I guess I like
00:24:40a lot of light.
00:24:42Oh god
00:24:43it stinks in here.
00:24:44Well.
00:24:45The trouble
00:24:45begins when
00:24:46his co-workers
00:24:47start noticing
00:24:48an unusual
00:24:48number of
00:24:49lamps accumulating
00:24:50around the
00:24:50office along
00:24:51with an
00:24:51increasingly
00:24:52horrific smell.
00:24:53Your co-workers
00:24:54are complaining
00:24:54about your
00:24:55lamps.
00:24:55But I go to
00:24:56the bathroom
00:24:56all the way
00:24:56down the
00:24:57hall.
00:24:57You have
00:24:57to take
00:24:57a look
00:24:58at these
00:24:58lamps.
00:25:00Oh my
00:25:00god.
00:25:04You lied
00:25:05Johnson.
00:25:06You went to
00:25:06the bathroom
00:25:06and the lamps.
00:25:07Get them
00:25:07out of here.
00:25:08But not to
00:25:08worry.
00:25:09There's yet
00:25:09another solution
00:25:10for that.
00:25:11The undercover
00:25:12office potty
00:25:12also comes
00:25:13as a
00:25:14stapler
00:25:14tape dispenser
00:25:15or automatic
00:25:16pencil sharpener.
00:25:17Every piece
00:25:17of office
00:25:18equipment
00:25:18reimagined
00:25:19as a
00:25:19toilet.
00:25:20Productivity
00:25:21has never
00:25:21smelled
00:25:22worse.
00:25:23What is
00:25:23wrong with
00:25:23you?
00:25:24Why would
00:25:24you do
00:25:25this?
00:25:25The voiceover
00:25:25said it
00:25:26would save
00:25:26time for
00:25:26business.
00:25:27What have
00:25:27you been
00:25:27working on?
00:25:28I don't
00:25:28know.
00:25:29I bet
00:25:29you're
00:25:29missing
00:25:29going to
00:25:29the
00:25:29bathroom.
00:25:30It
00:25:30smells
00:25:31like
00:25:31in here.
00:25:33Am I
00:25:34fired?
00:25:34Yes!
00:25:35Number 32.
00:25:36Red Flag
00:25:37Perfume
00:25:37by Chanel.
00:25:38Chanel
00:25:39number 5
00:25:39makes you
00:25:40irresistible.
00:25:41Red Flag
00:25:41by Chanel
00:25:42makes sure
00:25:43you know
00:25:44getting into.
00:25:45She can
00:25:46change your
00:25:47night with
00:25:48a single
00:25:49look.
00:25:50And if
00:25:51you ask
00:25:51her what
00:25:52she does
00:25:52she'll
00:25:53tell you
00:25:54I'm a
00:25:54dancer.
00:25:56Red Flag.
00:25:58This SNL
00:25:59parody features
00:26:00Jon Hamm
00:26:01as the
00:26:01silky voice
00:26:02narrator
00:26:02following
00:26:03Kristen Wiig's
00:26:03mysterious
00:26:04alluring woman
00:26:05through a
00:26:05glamorous banquet
00:26:06hall as
00:26:06admiring men
00:26:07turn to
00:26:08watch.
00:26:08But then
00:26:09Hamm starts
00:26:10to reveal
00:26:10every concerning
00:26:11detail about
00:26:12her.
00:26:1211 years
00:26:13in Vegas
00:26:13dated a
00:26:14club promoter.
00:26:15She's funny
00:26:16but not
00:26:17funny like
00:26:18haha
00:26:20funny like
00:26:21yikes
00:26:24Red Flag.
00:26:26The specific
00:26:27details escalate
00:26:28perfectly with
00:26:29each passing
00:26:29suitor.
00:26:30Wiig plays it
00:26:31with full
00:26:32Chanel model
00:26:32commitment
00:26:33while Hamm's
00:26:34detached
00:26:34authoritative
00:26:35voiceover
00:26:35dismantles any
00:26:36romantic possibility
00:26:37with surgical
00:26:38precision.
00:26:39She's a hot
00:26:40mess so you
00:26:41better stay
00:26:41far away.
00:26:42Red Flag
00:26:43perfume
00:26:44by Chanel
00:26:45the only
00:26:47perfume
00:26:47that warms
00:26:48men.
00:26:49I'm
00:26:50crazy.
00:26:53Red Flag
00:26:55smells like
00:26:56trouble.
00:26:58Number 31
00:26:58complicit.
00:26:59Every man
00:27:00knows her
00:27:01name.
00:27:02Every woman
00:27:04knows her
00:27:05face.
00:27:06When she
00:27:07walks into
00:27:08a room
00:27:08all eyes
00:27:10are on her
00:27:12she's
00:27:13Ivanka.
00:27:15Released
00:27:16during the
00:27:16first Trump
00:27:17administration
00:27:17complicit remains
00:27:19one of SNL's
00:27:19sharpest fake
00:27:20luxury ads.
00:27:21Scarlett
00:27:22Johansson plays
00:27:22Ivanka Trump
00:27:23in a glossy
00:27:24perfume commercial
00:27:25parodying high
00:27:25fashion fragrance
00:27:26campaigns.
00:27:27She's
00:27:27powerful.
00:27:29She's
00:27:30complicit.
00:27:33She's a woman
00:27:34who knows
00:27:34what she wants
00:27:36and knows
00:27:37what she's
00:27:38doing.
00:27:39Complicit.
00:27:40Cecily Strong's
00:27:41sultry narration
00:27:42describes a woman
00:27:43who wants
00:27:44admiration and
00:27:45empowerment while
00:27:45quietly enabling
00:27:47terrible things
00:27:48behind the scenes.
00:27:49Every shot
00:27:50mirrors expensive
00:27:51designer commercials
00:27:51perfectly from
00:27:52the slow motion
00:27:53ballroom entrances
00:27:54to the dramatic
00:27:55stairs across
00:27:55crowded rooms.
00:27:56Also, I bet
00:27:57when she watches
00:27:58Titanic she thinks
00:27:59she's Rose.
00:28:01Sorry girl,
00:28:02you're
00:28:02Billy Zane.
00:28:05Johansson fully
00:28:06commits to
00:28:07Ivanka's poised
00:28:08public image,
00:28:09which makes the
00:28:09satire hit even
00:28:10harder.
00:28:11The genius of the
00:28:12sketch comes from
00:28:13how subtle it
00:28:14initially feels
00:28:14before the
00:28:15political criticism
00:28:16becomes unmistakable.
00:28:18Complicit managed
00:28:19to parody perfume
00:28:19advertising,
00:28:20political branding,
00:28:21and celebrity image
00:28:22management all at
00:28:23once.
00:28:24The fragrance for
00:28:25the woman who
00:28:26could stop all
00:28:27this, but won't.
00:28:30Also available in
00:28:31a cologne for
00:28:32Jared.
00:28:33Number 30.
00:28:34Duolingo for
00:28:35talking to children.
00:28:36You go to school?
00:28:37That sucks.
00:28:38Um, do you wear
00:28:40your clothes to
00:28:41school?
00:28:43Talking to kids
00:28:45can often feel just
00:28:46as challenging as
00:28:47mastering a new
00:28:47language, especially
00:28:48for those who
00:28:49aren't parents.
00:28:50So how do you
00:28:51then navigate such
00:28:52a conversation?
00:28:53Fear not.
00:28:54SNL has just the
00:28:55right solution.
00:28:56It's never too
00:28:57late to learn
00:28:57with new
00:28:58Duolingo for
00:28:59talking to
00:29:00children.
00:29:00The first
00:29:01foreign language
00:29:01app for grown
00:29:02people who need
00:29:03to learn how to
00:29:03talk to kids
00:29:04because their
00:29:05friends are
00:29:05starting to have
00:29:06them.
00:29:06In this
00:29:06commercial parody,
00:29:07host Kristen Stewart
00:29:08plays an adult
00:29:09struggling to learn
00:29:10how to communicate
00:29:10with children.
00:29:11And as someone
00:29:12who got a
00:29:13reputation early
00:29:13in her career
00:29:14for being awkward
00:29:15in public settings,
00:29:16she could not be
00:29:16more perfect for
00:29:17the role.
00:29:18Practice traditional
00:29:19greetings.
00:29:28While this may be
00:29:30a parody, Duolingo
00:29:31for talking to
00:29:32children is one
00:29:33product the world
00:29:34actually needs.
00:29:35Let's face it,
00:29:36kids are bad
00:29:37conversationalists,
00:29:38but you don't
00:29:39have to be.
00:29:41We only hope
00:29:43the app won't
00:29:43bombard us with
00:29:44reminders if we
00:29:45break our streak.
00:29:47Too slow.
00:29:54There was a time
00:29:55in the 80s and
00:29:5590s when companies
00:29:56were obsessed with
00:29:57making the next
00:29:58clear consumer
00:29:59product.
00:30:08From personal
00:30:09hygiene products
00:30:10to electronics
00:30:11and even sodas
00:30:12like Crystal
00:30:12Pepsi, the clear
00:30:14craze was truly
00:30:15extreme in
00:30:16retrospect.
00:30:17SNL's parody
00:30:17of the trend was
00:30:18crystal gravy,
00:30:19a clear gravy
00:30:20that solves a
00:30:21problem you
00:30:22never even
00:30:22thought you
00:30:23had, the
00:30:24inability to
00:30:25see your food
00:30:26underneath.
00:30:38Not only is
00:30:39this genuinely
00:30:39hilarious, it
00:30:41also feels like
00:30:41a real 90s
00:30:42commercial, with
00:30:43the off-brand rock
00:30:44soundtrack to the
00:30:45completely unrelated
00:30:46stock footage.
00:30:46with the current
00:30:47trend of
00:30:48unconventional food
00:30:49products hitting
00:30:49the market, we
00:30:50fear crystal gravy
00:30:51may soon become a
00:30:53reality.
00:30:55Crystal gravy.
00:30:57You've never seen
00:30:58a gravy like this.
00:30:59Number 28.
00:31:00December to
00:31:01remember.
00:31:02Ah, the holidays.
00:31:03A time to reconnect
00:31:04with family, celebrate
00:31:06age-old traditions, and
00:31:07get inundated with
00:31:08commercials urging you
00:31:09to surprise your family
00:31:10with a shiny new car
00:31:11topped with a bow.
00:31:12There's never been a
00:31:13better time to buy or
00:31:14lease a new Lexus.
00:31:16Merry Christmas, baby.
00:31:18Are you f***ing
00:31:19kidding me, Nathan?
00:31:20Did you seriously buy a
00:31:22car without asking me?
00:31:23While those ads paint a
00:31:24picture-perfect world with
00:31:26zero financial implications,
00:31:27SNL took a more
00:31:28realistic approach.
00:31:30Beck Bennett plays a
00:31:31husband and father who
00:31:32impulsively buys a new
00:31:33Lexus for his family.
00:31:34Do you think this entire
00:31:35car costs $4,000?
00:31:37Uh-huh.
00:31:37There's a monthly payment.
00:31:39Yeah, but with the 0%
00:31:40APR, I think it's all
00:31:41good.
00:31:42APR?
00:31:43Do you mean APR?
00:31:44I'm pretty sure it's
00:31:46APR.
00:31:46Wow.
00:31:47Just wow.
00:31:48And by impulsively, we
00:31:50mean without any form of
00:31:51education on the financial
00:31:52responsibilities or even
00:31:54consulting his wife.
00:31:55You know, like many of
00:31:56the individuals in the
00:31:57real commercials.
00:31:58It's a spot-on spoof that
00:32:00doubles as a cautionary
00:32:01tale, so SNL definitely
00:32:03hit the nail on the head.
00:32:04You know what?
00:32:04We're taking this car back
00:32:05to the dealership now.
00:32:06I better drive.
00:32:07Maybe we stop by Jenna's
00:32:08on the way over.
00:32:09Show us a cool car your
00:32:10dad got, huh?
00:32:11Shut up!
00:32:12Give the gift of Lexus
00:32:13and definitely talk it
00:32:14over first.
00:32:15Number 27, the love
00:32:17toilet.
00:32:18We've all encountered
00:32:19those couples.
00:32:20You know, the ones who
00:32:21seem inseparable as if
00:32:22they can't bear to spend
00:32:24even one minute apart.
00:32:25You dine together.
00:32:27You play together.
00:32:30You sleep together.
00:32:35You even bathe together.
00:32:37Well, if you're familiar
00:32:39with such a pair, or are
00:32:40even part of one, SNL has
00:32:42the perfect product for
00:32:43you.
00:32:43The love toilet.
00:32:45No longer do you have
00:32:46to spend time apart when
00:32:47one of you has to
00:32:48relieve themselves.
00:32:49With this innovative
00:32:50product, you can sit
00:32:51together and gaze
00:32:52affectionately into each
00:32:54other's eyes while you
00:32:55do your business.
00:32:56So why not share the
00:32:58most intimate moment of
00:32:59them all, with the love
00:33:02toilet.
00:33:05Exquisitely designed and
00:33:07crafted of the finest
00:33:08horse art.
00:33:09As bizarre as this may
00:33:11sound, it's surprisingly
00:33:12gaining traction.
00:33:14Just be warned.
00:33:15Side effects may include
00:33:16strange noises and
00:33:17smells, awkward silences,
00:33:19and a sudden desire to
00:33:20spend time away from your
00:33:22beloved partner.
00:33:22From my heart, the toy of
00:33:24people.
00:33:26Because when you're
00:33:27alive, even five
00:33:29months apart, you'll see
00:33:30you like eternity.
00:33:32Number 26.
00:33:34GE Big Boys.
00:33:35Gone are the days when
00:33:36household chores used to
00:33:37be considered a woman's
00:33:38work.
00:33:39Housework is a man's
00:33:41job.
00:33:42So give him the tools to
00:33:43get the job done right
00:33:45with GE's new big boy
00:33:47home appliances.
00:33:48It's the 21st century,
00:33:50you know.
00:33:50These days, there are
00:33:51just as many stay-at-home
00:33:52dads as moms.
00:33:53So why not cater to
00:33:55them?
00:33:55This SNL sketch cleverly
00:33:57challenges this shift by
00:33:58satirizing the exaggerated
00:34:00masculinity prevalent in
00:34:01ads targeting men.
00:34:02That's 240 horsepower of
00:34:04pure chore torque.
00:34:07With a detachable spot
00:34:09remover that absolutely
00:34:10annihilates sting.
00:34:12No more delicate
00:34:13appliances.
00:34:14GE Big Boys makes them
00:34:15bigger and heavier and
00:34:16more macho.
00:34:17They may not be friendly
00:34:19for the environment.
00:34:19time-efficient or even
00:34:21practical, but who
00:34:22cares?
00:34:34Surprisingly, this sketch
00:34:35struck a chord with many,
00:34:36including the actual GE
00:34:38Appliances company, which
00:34:39responded to the sketch and
00:34:41quickly trademarked the name
00:34:42GE Big Boy.
00:34:43Number 25, Mom Jeans.
00:34:46Searching for the perfect
00:34:47Mother's Day gift?
00:34:48Well, look no further.
00:34:50Mom Jeans fit mom just the
00:34:51way she likes it.
00:34:53She'll love the nine-inch
00:34:54zipper and casual front
00:34:55pleats.
00:34:57Cut generously to fit a mom's
00:34:59body.
00:35:00In this classic SNL
00:35:01commercial parody, Tina Fey,
00:35:03Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch,
00:35:04and Maya Rudolph team up to
00:35:05hilariously market mom jeans.
00:35:08You know, those high-waisted
00:35:09pleated denim pants you mocked
00:35:10your mom for wearing in the
00:35:1190s, but now find yourself
00:35:12wearing two?
00:35:13So this Mother's Day, don't
00:35:14give mom that bottle of
00:35:15perfume.
00:35:16Give her something that says,
00:35:18I'm not a woman anymore.
00:35:19I'm a mom.
00:35:21Some of the best SNL sketches
00:35:22are those that poke fun at
00:35:23widely ridiculed ideas,
00:35:25ironically making them more
00:35:27acceptable.
00:35:27And this one is a prime
00:35:29example.
00:35:30Whether you're wearing them
00:35:31for a night out or just
00:35:32doing some gardening, you
00:35:33can always trust in mom jeans.
00:35:35They've got the SNL stamp of
00:35:37approval.
00:35:37Put on young mom jeans.
00:35:40Get a free applique mom jeans
00:35:42vest with every purchase this
00:35:43weekend at JCPenney.
00:35:44Number 24, Little Chocolate
00:35:46Donuts.
00:35:47An unstoppable American
00:35:49athlete bests his competitors
00:35:50in everything from long
00:35:51distance running to high jump
00:35:53and pole vaulting.
00:35:54John Volusia is on his way
00:35:55to a gold medal in the
00:35:57decathlon.
00:35:58They're setting the bar at
00:35:59seven feet.
00:36:00Here's his approach.
00:36:05And he's got it!
00:36:06His secret?
00:36:07Good old little chocolate
00:36:08donuts.
00:36:09An obvious spoof of the
00:36:10weedy cereal commercials
00:36:11featuring former decathlon
00:36:13champion Caitlyn Jenner.
00:36:14This sketch revolves around
00:36:15the well-known athletic
00:36:16talents of John Belushi.
00:36:18The crux of the joke lies
00:36:20in the fact that the
00:36:20athlete is, well, Belushi,
00:36:22who stands out starkly from
00:36:24his traditionally fit
00:36:25competitors.
00:36:26I give a time, a new
00:36:28world's record, unbelievable.
00:36:29What a day for John Belushi!
00:36:33I logged a lot of miles
00:36:34training for that day.
00:36:35And I downed a lot of
00:36:37donuts.
00:36:37And Belushi sells the joke
00:36:39completely, from his
00:36:40exaggerated expressions as
00:36:42he seemingly conquers the
00:36:43track and field events, to
00:36:44the little details like the
00:36:46lit cigarette in his hand.
00:36:47He may not have been an
00:36:48athletic champion, but he
00:36:50was a comedic one through
00:36:51and through.
00:36:52Little chocolate donuts
00:36:53have been on my training
00:36:54table since I was a kid.
00:36:59Little chocolate donuts,
00:37:01the donuts of champions.
00:37:03Number 23, Annual.
00:37:06SNL has parodied several
00:37:07drug ads over the years, but
00:37:09few have offered as much
00:37:10social commentary as this
00:37:12one.
00:37:12What if you could have your
00:37:13period just once a year?
00:37:15My period?
00:37:16Once a year?
00:37:19Once a year?
00:37:20I'd like that.
00:37:21Annual, a birth control pill,
00:37:23allows users to experience
00:37:24their period only once
00:37:26annually.
00:37:27However, there's a catch.
00:37:28When you do get your period,
00:37:29it transforms you into a
00:37:31raging monster.
00:37:33And when it is time for
00:37:34your period, hold on to
00:37:35your f***ing hat.
00:37:36Tina Fey swings and acts
00:37:38at her co-workers, Casey
00:37:39Wilson attacks a child's
00:37:40birthday cake, Amy Poehler
00:37:42kicks a guy in the groin,
00:37:43and just when you think it
00:37:44can't get any weirder, you
00:37:46have whatever it is that
00:37:47Kristen Wiig is doing here.
00:37:49Hilarious, timeless, and
00:37:50absolutely bizarre, this is
00:37:52one ad that hits all the
00:37:53right notes.
00:37:54Ask your doctor if
00:37:55Anuel is right for you.
00:37:56And if she says it is, go
00:37:58to a store, buy a hat, and
00:38:00get ready to hold the
00:38:01f*** onto it.
00:38:03We're not kidding.
00:38:05Number 22.
00:38:06Happy Fun Ball.
00:38:07Season 16 introduced
00:38:08SNL viewers to one of the
00:38:09most unforgettable fake
00:38:11products ever.
00:38:12Happy Fun Ball.
00:38:13It's Happy Fun Ball!
00:38:15Yes, it's Happy Fun Ball,
00:38:17the toy sensation that's
00:38:18sweeping the nation.
00:38:19At first glance, the toy
00:38:21seems harmless and suitable
00:38:22for all ages, until, in
00:38:24typical commercial fashion,
00:38:26the narrator begins listing
00:38:27out its side effects.
00:38:28Not only is it unsuitable
00:38:30for use on concrete, it
00:38:31also accelerates to
00:38:32dangerous speeds and
00:38:34potentially contains
00:38:35explosive material?
00:38:36That neither sounds happy
00:38:38nor fun.
00:38:39Discontinue use of Happy
00:38:40Fun Ball if any of the
00:38:41following occurs.
00:38:42Itching, vertigo, dizziness,
00:38:44tingling in extremities,
00:38:46loss of balance or
00:38:47coordination.
00:38:47But of all the dangerous
00:38:48warnings, perhaps the most
00:38:50ominous one simply says to
00:38:52not taunt the product.
00:38:53We're still not sure what
00:38:54that means, so we can only
00:38:55hope that you don't reside in
00:38:57one of the 16 states where
00:38:58Happy Fun Ball remains
00:38:59legal.
00:39:00Ingredients of Happy Fun
00:39:01Ball include an unknown
00:39:02glowing substance which fell
00:39:03to earth, presumably from
00:39:04outer space.
00:39:05Number 21, Bas-o-matic.
00:39:07One of the first commercial
00:39:08parodies to ever air on the
00:39:10show.
00:39:10The Bas-o-matic sketch
00:39:11remains as uproarious today
00:39:13as it was back in 1976.
00:39:15Yes, fish eaters, the days of
00:39:16troublesome scaling, cutting and
00:39:18gutting are over because
00:39:19Super Bas-o-matic 76 is the
00:39:20tool that lets you use the
00:39:22whole bass with no fish waste
00:39:24without scaling, cutting or
00:39:25gutting.
00:39:25In a playful jab at TV
00:39:27infomercials, Dan Aykroyd
00:39:28plays a fast-talking salesman
00:39:30advertising the Super Bas-o-matic
00:39:3176, which is essentially a
00:39:34blender.
00:39:34But make no mistake, this is no
00:39:36regular blender.
00:39:37No, the Super Bas-o-matic 76
00:39:39lets you use the entire bass,
00:39:41leaving no part wasted.
00:39:42One thousand and one ways to
00:39:44harness bass.
00:39:45Super Bas-o-matic 76 works
00:39:46great on sunfish, perch sole
00:39:48and other small aquatic
00:39:49creatures.
00:39:49Super Bas-o-matic 76, it's
00:39:51clean, simple, and after five
00:39:52or ten fish, it gets to be
00:39:54quite a rush.
00:39:54Aykroyd's infectious enthusiasm
00:39:56is matched, if not exceeded,
00:39:58by Lorraine Newman's
00:39:59cheerful pitch line.
00:40:00Wow, that's terrific bass!
00:40:02The two teamed up again to
00:40:04revive the sketch for the
00:40:05SNL 40th anniversary special,
00:40:07this time introducing the
00:40:08Super Bas-o-matic 2150.
00:40:10Yes, it's just that simple.
00:40:15Wow, that's good bass!
00:40:21Fish, fast, easy, ready to
00:40:24pour.
00:40:24Mmm-mm.
00:40:25Number 20.
00:40:261-800-Flowers
00:40:27The gift that's as wonderful
00:40:28as she is.
00:40:29But maybe you should keep
00:40:31them because your apartment
00:40:31is so sad.
00:40:33People send flowers for many
00:40:34different occasions, but Mother's
00:40:36Day is a particularly busy time
00:40:38for florists everywhere.
00:40:39This commercial parody for
00:40:411-800-Flowers plays on all of
00:40:43the nice things we say about
00:40:44our moms and juxtaposes them
00:40:46with, well, what drives us
00:40:48crazy.
00:40:49She's my role model, my best
00:40:50friend, and everything I hope
00:40:52I'll be one day.
00:40:53I can't find my debit card.
00:40:54I think my identity's been
00:40:55themed.
00:40:56I'm sleeping!
00:40:57Kristen Wiig plays up all the
00:40:58good intentions perfectly,
00:40:59while Kate McKinnon, as her
00:41:01mother, drives home every joke
00:41:03and exemplifies all of the
00:41:05idiosyncratic behavior for the
00:41:06stereotypically crazy parents.
00:41:09Still can't find my debit card.
00:41:10Mom, I am doing a commercial!
00:41:12Oh, and the sketch also makes
00:41:14sure to remind us that Father's
00:41:15Day is next with a last-minute but
00:41:17welcome edition from Bill Hader.
00:41:20Number 19.
00:41:21Nerf Crotch Bat
00:41:22Nerf Crotch Bat!
00:41:24Many of us remember playing with
00:41:26Nerf products as children.
00:41:27We also remember all of the
00:41:29terrible things we did with
00:41:30Nerf products.
00:41:31Herein lies the joke for the
00:41:33Nerf Crotch Bat commercial spoof
00:41:34starring Chris Farley and Rob
00:41:36Schneider.
00:41:37There's only one purpose behind
00:41:39these soft and cushy bats.
00:41:40Whack your partner and the
00:41:42private parts with them.
00:41:43Or whack a stranger.
00:41:44Whack your parents.
00:41:45Heck, attack the first person
00:41:46you see with this safe and
00:41:47rubbery weapon of destruction.
00:41:49Did we go too far?
00:41:51Anyway, the Nerf Crotch Bat
00:41:52captures all of the gaudy
00:41:54Dayglo color scheme and
00:41:55intrusive camera shots of the
00:41:57OG Nerf ads, so we say this
00:41:59one's a winner.
00:42:00It's Nerf Crotch Bat
00:42:01or it's nothing.
00:42:03Nerf Crotch Bat!
00:42:04Number 18.
00:42:06Cartier Ad
00:42:06You love her.
00:42:10You cherish her.
00:42:13But let's face it,
00:42:15she's a lot.
00:42:17I can't eat anything here.
00:42:18One of these things is not
00:42:20like the other.
00:42:21Sometimes that's all you need
00:42:23for a great punchline.
00:42:24The Cartier company is known for
00:42:26their luxuriously expensive fine
00:42:27jewelry.
00:42:28So, to associate them with
00:42:30something as innocuous and
00:42:32trendy as a fidget spinner is
00:42:34funny right from the jump.
00:42:35Give her something to
00:42:37distract her.
00:42:39The sketch then hits us with
00:42:41Vanessa Bayer's character and
00:42:42her terrible personality.
00:42:44And how Beck Bennett's spinner
00:42:46gift is basically just a way to
00:42:48keep her occupied at parties.
00:42:50Intriguing.
00:42:51Addictive.
00:42:52A way to pass the time.
00:42:54I'm talking about the fidget
00:42:56spinner.
00:42:57It's the perfect addition to a
00:42:58relationship that's solely based
00:42:59on sex.
00:43:00A way to keep talking and
00:43:02personal interaction to an
00:43:03absolute minimum.
00:43:05Number 17.
00:43:06Starbucks Varismo
00:43:08Introducing the Varismo
00:43:10homebrewing system by
00:43:11Starbucks.
00:43:12Simply insert the pot of your
00:43:14choice.
00:43:14Press coffee, espresso, or
00:43:16latte, and give the machine
00:43:17your name.
00:43:18Okay, let's face it.
00:43:19We all like Starbucks, but no
00:43:20one actually likes going to a
00:43:22Starbucks.
00:43:22This commercial parody for the
00:43:24coffee chain's line of home
00:43:25brewers knows this all too well
00:43:27and picks apart everything that
00:43:29annoys us about the experience.
00:43:30And if Varismo gets your order
00:43:32wrong, simply get its attention
00:43:34and walk it through the problem.
00:43:36This is tea.
00:43:37I ordered a latte.
00:43:38Okay, so one tea, one latte?
00:43:42For example, Varismo by
00:43:43Starbucks will get your name
00:43:44wrong.
00:43:45Constantly and in numerous
00:43:47different misspellings.
00:43:48Additionally, if you own
00:43:49multiple Varismo brewers, they
00:43:51will chit-chat, complain, and
00:43:53talk junk about you behind
00:43:54your back.
00:43:55Or right to your face.
00:43:56Or whatever.
00:43:57Damn, do we really need
00:43:59Starbucks coffee that bad that
00:44:00we go through all of this?
00:44:02Latte for Shasha?
00:44:03Oh, I already got my latte.
00:44:05Now she don't want a latte?
00:44:07Oh my God.
00:44:08This bitch crazy.
00:44:09She is working my last nerve.
00:44:11Actually, yes.
00:44:12Yes, we do.
00:44:13Number 16.
00:44:15Levi's Wokes.
00:44:16I'm woke.
00:44:17Woke.
00:44:17Woke.
00:44:18I'm woke.
00:44:20So, why aren't my jeans?
00:44:23Don't you dare look for
00:44:24anything binary or gender
00:44:25normative in these jeans.
00:44:27Levi's heard that if you're
00:44:28not woke, it's bad.
00:44:30So we made these.
00:44:32You're defining someone by
00:44:33their style?
00:44:34That's offensive.
00:44:35That's why Levi Wokes have
00:44:37no style.
00:44:38SNL has done a lot of
00:44:39parodies for jeans over the
00:44:40years, but this one was for a
00:44:42new generation.
00:44:43One that demands pockets be
00:44:46sold separately.
00:44:47Levi's Wokes arrive armed
00:44:49with a unifly for, quote,
00:44:52180 degrees of gender
00:44:53nonconformity, and do their
00:44:55best not to be confined by
00:44:57any labels of style or
00:44:58color.
00:44:59Brown?
00:45:00Nope.
00:45:00These jeans are greb, and
00:45:02their style is so formless that
00:45:05they're basically some sort of
00:45:06nouveau parachute pants.
00:45:08Honestly, we're not even sure
00:45:09what they are.
00:45:10But we do know that the jeans
00:45:12are ugly, and the ad is
00:45:14funny.
00:45:18Hey, have you ever wanted some
00:45:20alone time with that Shake
00:45:21Weight infomercial, but could
00:45:22never figure out when it was
00:45:24going to air?
00:45:24At first, I couldn't believe it
00:45:26was real.
00:45:26Then, I realized it was.
00:45:28Then, I made sure no one was
00:45:30around.
00:45:31And then I did a third thing.
00:45:33Well, your problem is solved with
00:45:35the Shake Weight commercial
00:45:36DVD.
00:45:37This parody is sort of meta, in
00:45:40that it's a commercial about a
00:45:41commercial, with one kind of
00:45:43gross punchline.
00:45:44First of all, you can show your
00:45:45friends that it's an actual
00:45:46commercial.
00:45:47That's kind of cool.
00:45:48And the second reason...
00:45:50Yeah, if you don't know the
00:45:52second reason, don't bother
00:45:53getting a DVD.
00:45:54It plays on the original
00:45:55product's erotic and silly
00:45:56reputation by offering its
00:45:58customers the ability to watch
00:45:59the full, uninterrupted Shake
00:46:01Weight experience in the
00:46:02privacy of their own homes.
00:46:04Oh, and don't forget the TV
00:46:06static.
00:46:07That is a very important part
00:46:09of the experience.
00:46:10You get your Shake Weight
00:46:11commercial DVD today.
00:46:13It's fun to watch.
00:46:14And in its own weird way,
00:46:15a great workout.
00:46:18Number 14.
00:46:20Pepsi Idea.
00:46:21How's it going, Mr. Director?
00:46:23Good, good.
00:46:23I'm really excited.
00:46:24You should be writing and
00:46:26directing a commercial for
00:46:27Pepsi.
00:46:27It doesn't get much bigger than
00:46:28that.
00:46:28Our next entry is also about a
00:46:30commercial within a commercial.
00:46:32Specifically, one of the most
00:46:33infamous corporate missteps
00:46:35in history.
00:46:36You think it's going to go
00:46:36bad because there's kind of
00:46:37like a standoff and then
00:46:39Kendall Jenner walks in and
00:46:41she walks up to one of the
00:46:42police officers and she hands
00:46:43him a Pepsi.
00:46:44You better believe that
00:46:46Saturday Night Live took
00:46:47every opportunity to skewer
00:46:49that Pepsi idea, right as
00:46:51the doomed commercial is
00:46:52about to be shot by cast and
00:46:53crew.
00:46:54The parody follows the
00:46:55writer-director, played by
00:46:56Beck Bennett, as he tries to
00:46:58convince just about everyone
00:46:59back home about the idea's
00:47:01veracity and good faith.
00:47:02Just kind of using them.
00:47:09Predictably, he's beset at
00:47:11every turn with criticisms as
00:47:13he puts multiple people on
00:47:15the phone to no avail.
00:47:16Now, well, as the ad says,
00:47:18live and learn.
00:47:20Um, I stopped the police from
00:47:21shooting black people by
00:47:22handing them a Pepsi.
00:47:24I know, it's cute, right?
00:47:26Number 13.
00:47:28Taco Town.
00:47:29Take a crunchy all-beef taco,
00:47:30smother it in nacho cheese,
00:47:32lettuce, tomato, and our
00:47:33special southwestern sauce.
00:47:35Then we wrap it in a soft
00:47:36flour tortilla with a layer of
00:47:37refried beans in between.
00:47:39Jeez, enough with the layers
00:47:40already.
00:47:41This short but sweet and
00:47:43savory ad for the fictional
00:47:44Taco Town pokes fun at all of
00:47:46the improvements Mexican
00:47:47restaurant chains try to
00:47:49impose upon the humble yet
00:47:50mighty taco.
00:47:51It starts off deliciously enough
00:47:53with your typical taco
00:47:54toppings like cheese, sauce, and
00:47:56tomatoes, before entering
00:47:57bizarro world by wrapping the
00:47:59concoction in everything from
00:48:01gordita shells and crepes to
00:48:02pancakes and a pizza.
00:48:04Can I eat it now?
00:48:05Sure.
00:48:06But not before we take the whole
00:48:08thing and wrap that in a
00:48:10Chicago-style deep dish meat
00:48:12lover's pizza.
00:48:13Finally, it's all mixed together
00:48:14in a giant tote bag and ready for
00:48:16mass consumption.
00:48:18Well, at least Bill Hader,
00:48:19Jason Sudeikis, and Andy
00:48:21Samberg seem to think it's
00:48:22kick butt, right?
00:48:23The new Pizza Craig Taco
00:48:24Pancake Chili Band, only at
00:48:26Taco Town.
00:48:26Taco Town!
00:48:28Number 12.
00:48:30Rosetta Stone.
00:48:31Rosetta Stone is the gold
00:48:32standard in language training.
00:48:34It's fast, easy, and it's your
00:48:36key to opening doors to new
00:48:38experiences.
00:48:39Our next entry is something of
00:48:41a double-edged sword, as it
00:48:43also usually gets mentioned as
00:48:45one of Saturday Night Live's
00:48:46darkest commercial parodies of
00:48:47all time.
00:48:48This take on the Rosetta Stone
00:48:50line of language education
00:48:51software actually starts out
00:48:53relatively dead-on to a normal
00:48:55everyday commercial.
00:48:56I'm learning Thai so I can go to
00:48:58Thailand for a thing.
00:49:01Then we get to the twist.
00:49:03Namely, all of the creepy dudes
00:49:05using the software to learn Thai
00:49:07for a, um, a thing.
00:49:09The implications are grim, gross,
00:49:12and highly illegal, but SNL, to
00:49:15its credit, goes there.
00:49:16And we admit it's super
00:49:17successful.
00:49:18So order Rosetta Stone today, and
00:49:20get ready to pack your bags.
00:49:22This one is definitely not for the
00:49:24easily offended, however.
00:49:26Number 11.
00:49:27Autumn's Eve.
00:49:27Fall is officially here.
00:49:29Which means it's finally time to
00:49:32enjoy all those uniquely fall
00:49:34flavors and scents.
00:49:35Feminine hygiene products have
00:49:37always tended to have a similar
00:49:38vibe around them, utilizing the
00:49:40most stereotypically feminine
00:49:42imagery and language imaginable.
00:49:44This SNL parody is no different,
00:49:46although it is selling a uniquely
00:49:48weird product.
00:49:50It plays on how many of us tend to
00:49:52embrace the flavors and scents of
00:49:53the autumn season, and applies it to
00:49:56the world of feminine care.
00:49:57Thanks to Autumn's Eve, now my
00:49:59personal area can smell like
00:50:01Thanksgiving all season long.
00:50:03And that's something we can all be
00:50:05thankful for.
00:50:06Pumpkin and cinnamon notes fill the
00:50:08air for the cast of this parody,
00:50:09although the end reveals that the
00:50:11Autumn's Eve people apparently have
00:50:13douches for every occasion.
00:50:15From St. Patrick's Day to Christmas.
00:50:18Autumn's Eve.
00:50:19From the makers of St. Patrick's Eve,
00:50:21Shamrock Douche.
00:50:22And Christmas Eve, Peppermint Douche.
00:50:26Number 10.
00:50:27Enhancement Drug.
00:50:28So I asked my doctor about Zentrex,
00:50:30and he said, Zentrex?
00:50:31What the hell is Zentrex?
00:50:33And I said, Zentrex!
00:50:34It's the strongest male enhancement
00:50:36drug in the world, and it works.
00:50:37We've all seen those prescription
00:50:39drug commercials that list a ton of
00:50:42dangerous side effects and think,
00:50:43who in the hell would actually risk
00:50:44all of those crazy symptoms?
00:50:46Well, The Rock would, and he is gonna
00:50:49tell you about Zentrex.
00:50:50This parody of erectile dysfunction
00:50:52ads starts off innocently enough,
00:50:54as all good parodies do.
00:50:55But things quickly turn dark as the
00:50:58depths to which The Rock will sink
00:51:00to acquire Zentrex become clear.
00:51:02So he says, I think that website
00:51:04just froze my computer.
00:51:05So I grabbed him a little.
00:51:06And he goes, you're hurting me, sir.
00:51:10Zentrex works.
00:51:11He shakes down his doctor and seems
00:51:13to be solely focused on regaining
00:51:15his manhood.
00:51:16I get sweats.
00:51:17My bones are cold.
00:51:18My teeth are loose.
00:51:19My heart gets really, really hot.
00:51:21I could read minds.
00:51:23And sometimes I wake up driving
00:51:24a stolen car.
00:51:25He's even willing to worship
00:51:27the devil, apparently.
00:51:29Zentrex gave me my life back.
00:51:31Hail Satan.
00:51:33Number 9.
00:51:34Almost Pizza.
00:51:43Our next entry is another one
00:51:45that simply nails its source material.
00:51:48This time, it's the light and breezy
00:51:50style of a frozen pizza ad,
00:51:52only with one very dangerous difference.
00:51:54No, it's not delivery.
00:51:56It's almost pizza.
00:51:57Kristen Wiig's Carol is really intent
00:52:00on getting her family to try this product
00:52:02for some reason, even though she stops short
00:52:04of actually calling it pizza.
00:52:06Instead, it's some sort of alien symbiote
00:52:09or something.
00:52:10We're not sure exactly, but it makes a sound
00:52:12like glass breaking when it falls on the ground.
00:52:14And it totally terrifies us.
00:52:16So we're not touching it with a 10-foot pole.
00:52:19If it's almost dinner, it's almost time
00:52:20for almost pizza.
00:52:21The thing that's much like pizza, roughly speaking.
00:52:24Number 8.
00:52:25Totino's.
00:52:26That's why I love Totino's Pizza Rolls.
00:52:30The only Game Time snack that satisfies my hungry guys.
00:52:34Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:52:36Speaking of pizza,
00:52:38Saturday Night Live has actually done
00:52:39a number of hilarious parodies of Totino's Pizza Rolls,
00:52:42including a particularly erotic one
00:52:45with Kristen Stewart.
00:52:54We're going with an infamous sketch
00:52:56featuring Larry David and crew, however.
00:52:58One with a very dark and unexpected twist.
00:53:01Hope I'm not interrupting the big game.
00:53:08There's nothing on the TV.
00:53:11Vanessa Bayer plays the cliche wife and mother stereotype
00:53:14to the hilt and she prepares a batch of Totino's
00:53:17for her husband and his friends
00:53:19who keep shouting fumble and touchdown
00:53:21every few seconds at the screen.
00:53:23Then she realizes the TV is blank.
00:53:26The guy's eyes are black
00:53:28and a promo for The X-Files airs.
00:53:32What's happening to my hungry guys?
00:53:36It's brilliant.
00:53:38Number 7.
00:53:39Hibernol.
00:53:39Sleep like a baby.
00:53:41I guess I could look forward to another month of this.
00:53:43Not anymore.
00:53:45You don't have to suffer through cold and flu season this year.
00:53:47Thanks to hibernol.
00:53:49Okay, so no one likes being sick,
00:53:51but would you really be willing to hibernate
00:53:53through cold and flu season just to get a little relief?
00:53:56The writers behind the hibernol sketch
00:53:58certainly seem to think so,
00:53:59as evidenced by this hilarious parody
00:54:01of your typical over-the-counter flu and allergy med.
00:54:04Hibernol lets you sleep
00:54:06and sleep
00:54:08and sleep
00:54:11The only difference here
00:54:12is the sort of strength hibernol is packing.
00:54:15Well, and the comically oversized bottle and cap, of course.
00:54:18Oh, and that fake packaging is simply fantastic,
00:54:21with the knocked-out man atop a pile of calendar months.
00:54:25Plus, the sketch has a happy ending
00:54:26with a cold-free Chris Farley
00:54:28and a VHS of the Super Bowl.
00:54:29What's not to like?
00:54:31Hibernol.
00:54:32It knocks your cold out
00:54:33while you're out cold.
00:54:35From the makers of Comodos.
00:54:37Number 6.
00:54:38Oops, I crapped my pants.
00:54:40Okay, I'll get my racket.
00:54:43Um, on second thought,
00:54:45I think I better sit this one out.
00:54:47We admit it.
00:54:48We still feel kind of horrible laughing at this one
00:54:50because incontinence is no laughing matter.
00:54:53But hey, can you blame us?
00:54:54The product in this parody is just made for giggles
00:54:57with a name like
00:54:57Oops, I crapped my pants.
00:54:59Oops, I crapped my pants.
00:55:00I've heard of those.
00:55:02Do they work?
00:55:02The inclusion of non-cast members in this sketch is great
00:55:06and adds authenticity to a commercial
00:55:08that feels like a real ad for Depends or something similar.
00:55:11Oh, sure.
00:55:12The picture of iced tea as feces descriptor is super gross,
00:55:16but it does feel like a demonstration you'd see in a real ad,
00:55:19so it works.
00:55:20At that point,
00:55:21the site gags and closing tagline
00:55:23are just icing on this iconic parodic cake.
00:55:27Thanks.
00:55:28Oops, I crapped my pants.
00:55:29Let's see your local pharmacist and just say,
00:55:32Oops, I crapped my pants.
00:55:33Number 5.
00:55:34Amazon Echo
00:55:36The new Amazon Echo has everyone asking Alexa for help.
00:55:41Alyssa, what time is it?
00:55:43What the hell is wrong with this blasted thing?
00:55:45For starters,
00:55:47there's the good-natured ribbing about how we all get as we age
00:55:50and the challenges of adapting to new technology.
00:55:53The Amazon Echo Silver speaks loudly,
00:55:56doesn't care if you get her name exactly right,
00:55:59and plays into the stereotypes we have about idiosyncrasies of the elderly.
00:56:03Clarissa, how many did the old satchel strike out last night?
00:56:06Satchel Paige died in 1982.
00:56:09The real kicker is right at the end, however,
00:56:11as the parody turns full retro by including the bright blue screen
00:56:15some of us remember from our tube TVs
00:56:17and encouraging customers to send checks or money orders to Amazon.com.
00:56:21It's simply brilliant.
00:56:23To order Amazon Echo Silver,
00:56:25set a check or money order to Amazon.com right now.
00:56:38How much fiber do you really need for breakfast?
00:56:42The much-missed Phil Hartman finds out the hard way
00:56:44in this dead-on parody of classic cereal commercials.
00:56:48Bowl upon bowl builds up
00:56:50until Hartman is basically sitting upon a pyramid of poop-inducing fiber,
00:56:54with colon blow cereal letting him know exactly what's in store for him with their product.
00:57:00Although Phil's character clearly gets the picture,
00:57:03we can't help but wonder what sort of gastrointestinal distress
00:57:06super colon blow would cause if it were actually a real product.
00:57:10You know what?
00:57:10On second thought, scratch that.
00:57:12Maybe we don't want to know.
00:57:14Colon blow and new super colon blow.
00:57:16Warning, may cause abdominal distension.
00:57:18Consult a physician.
00:57:19Number 3.
00:57:20Justin Bieber for Calvin Klein.
00:57:22I'm a big boy now.
00:57:24Calvin Klein has been a target for commercial parody
00:57:26over at Saturday Night Live for years now,
00:57:29including a very memorable sketch for a made-up fragrance called Compulsion.
00:57:33Somewhere between cleanliness and godliness lies compulsion,
00:57:37the world's most indulgent disinfectant.
00:57:39We've got to give our number 3 slot to the more recent Justin Bieber parody,
00:57:43which featured Kate McKinnon absolutely killing it as per usual.
00:57:47We're not exactly sure what was in the original script
00:57:49and how much of it was improv for McKinnon,
00:57:51but the antics Biebs gets into are pure comedy gold.
00:57:55Plus, it has the visual aesthetic of a real Calvin Klein ad,
00:57:59only with about 200% more hijinks.
00:58:02My Calvin.
00:58:04Calvin.
00:58:04Calvin.
00:58:05Calvin.
00:58:06My Calvin.
00:58:07It's a win-win.
00:58:09Number 2.
00:58:09Lincoln Ads.
00:58:10And I don't mean go back and reminisce or chase ghosts.
00:58:15I mean, take a big step back.
00:58:18Like, go from winning an Oscar to doing a car commercial.
00:58:21So, it isn't as if those weird Lincoln ads starring Matthew McConaughey
00:58:26really needed to be stretched out much to reach the level of parody,
00:58:29since they're just sort of out there on their own,
00:58:31but we're glad SNL did these anyway.
00:58:33Jim Carrey gets McConaughey's mannerisms down perfectly,
00:58:37and can even drive with his eyes closed.
00:58:39Who knew?
00:58:40Additionally, the voiceover takes gentle jabs at McConaughey's decision
00:58:44to do car commercials after winning an Oscar,
00:58:46and even pans back to show some kids in the backseat.
00:58:50Dad, are you okay?
00:58:53I'm super good, bud.
00:58:55You're going five miles an hour.
00:58:57It's silly and more than a bit meta,
00:58:59and we love it so.
00:59:02If you love games,
00:59:04be sure to check out WatchMojo's new game, Terrible Influence,
00:59:07just launched for purchase at TerribleInfluence.com.
00:59:10Terrible Influence is a satirical board game about the dark side of fame
00:59:13from the writer of the most popular girls in school and us.
00:59:16WatchMojo.
00:59:17Boom.
00:59:18I can make an apology video.
00:59:20Oh, you so would.
00:59:21Click on the link in the description to check out the game
00:59:23and be the first to play Terrible Influence.
00:59:26Number 1. Schmitt's Gay
00:59:28This place is a dump.
00:59:30Just wait till you see the pool.
00:59:32We've covered a lot of great parodies over the course of this list,
00:59:36many of which nail their source material to a perfect tee.
00:59:40Schmitt's Gay, however, was on a whole other level.
00:59:44It's all hyperbole and excess,
00:59:46as this beer and babe pool party with a couple of bros
00:59:48starts off with every cliche in the book,
00:59:51with one notable twist.
00:59:53You two look like you need to get wet.
00:59:58There isn't a bikini in sight,
01:00:00and instead, Adam Sandler and Chris Farley are there to enjoy the beefcake,
01:00:04all the while making the sort of over-the-top facial expressions
01:00:07that you'd see in a regular beer ad from the 80s or 90s.
01:00:10Sure, it's of its time,
01:00:12but it's also SNL parody and wit at its absolute finest.
01:00:15You've got a big thirst and you're gay.
01:00:18Reach for a cold, tall bottle of Schmitt's Gay.
01:00:22I think I'm going to wipe it out.
01:00:23All right, yeah.
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01:00:28Let us know in the comments.