00:00Jason Towell!
00:07Jackson!
00:08What the f-
00:09Necessary physical contact.
00:11Lesson number two.
00:13Dammit, my heart's leaping out my chest.
00:15Agreement of mutual aid, calculus, and love coaching?
00:18What is this?
00:19Knowing you, I put our deal in writing.
00:22I'll help you get an A, and you'll do everything in your power to help me get Christine.
00:29Yes, Mr. Leo.
00:33Get it?
00:34You can't just plug in the limit here.
00:36Lohodoro's rule.
00:38Take the derivative of the numeral and dominate it separately.
00:41Let it approach zero.
00:57Hey, that one's mine.
00:59Yours is over there.
01:09Um, you're too close.
01:15What is wrong with you?
01:16Back off!
01:18Don't be so jumpy.
01:19This is love coaching, co-captain.
01:21How is this coaching?
01:23Sharing a drink?
01:24In dating psychology, that's an indirect kiss.
01:28It's a test on the other person.
01:30How much will they let down their guard?
01:35Although co-captain, that was quite the response.
01:41Uh-oh.
01:43Did that work on you?
01:46I-
01:46No!
01:47What response?
01:48I don't know what you're talking about.
01:50That's what you call teaching?
01:52That's too sloppy.
01:53How am I supposed to learn anything?
01:54You're gonna write me a proper, rigorous sumibips.
02:00Lesson number one.
02:01Become a bad boy.
02:02Girls like a guy with an edge.
02:04Nerdy glasses and a hoodie?
02:05No.
02:06That won't work for Christine.
02:08Girls want a guy like me.
02:09A bad boy.
02:10Cocky.
02:11Give me a break.
02:12That's just called being a fuckboy.
02:13Only stupid girls fall for that.
02:14Trust me.
02:15It works.
02:15Now, lesson number two.
02:16Engineer the necessary physical contact.
02:18As for lesson number three, the grand confession.
02:20Just get some flowers and a crab.
02:22Where are you going?
02:23You're not done.
02:24What the hell was lesson number two?
02:25Necessary physical contact?
02:26How does that work?
02:28I'm beat.
02:29Gonna go wash up.
02:35Leo, grab me a towel from the rocker.
02:37Leo, grab me a towel from the rocker.
02:38Pain in the ass.
02:44Jason, towel!
02:51Jackson!
02:52What the fuck?
02:55Necessary physical contact.
02:57Lesson number two.
03:01You're fucking insane!
03:04I'm a hands-on teacher.
03:06That's necessary physical contact.
03:08Got it?
03:09Damn it.
03:11My heart's leaping out my chest.
03:12That's just harassment.
03:15Really?
03:16Funny.
03:16Seems like harassment works just fine on my boat, Captain.
03:20Bullshit.
03:23What's wrong with you, Leo?
03:24Jason's a guy.
03:25So what if he touched you?
03:26Don't freak out!
03:27No, no, no.
03:28It's just...
03:29He grabbed out of nowhere.
03:30I was surprised.
03:31That's all.
03:32Right, right.
03:33That just means his love coaching works.
03:35I'm learning from a pro.
03:40Nah.
03:41I didn't have to worry.
03:42The love coaching is working great on our co-captain.
03:46No.
03:47None of these feel bad, boy.
03:49Not cool at all.
03:52He just threw that on.
03:54How does he look so good?
03:56What?
03:56Why are you looking at me like that?
03:58Oh, uh...
04:00You coming to the victory party tonight?
04:01Nah.
04:02Boring.
04:05Can I borrow this jacket?
04:07Sure.
04:10These two?
04:11How do I look?
04:13You look great.
04:14Awesome.
04:15Hope Christine likes it, too.
04:18You and Christine...
04:19You have a date?
04:20No.
04:21She's just gonna be at the party.
04:23See ya.
04:26Thought you weren't going.
04:27Changed my mind.
04:28Suddenly in the mood.
04:31So impulsive.
04:35Look!
04:36Jackson's here!
04:37He never shows up to victory parties.
04:39Duh.
04:39He's totally here for Christine.
04:42My makeover actually worked?
04:49Jason!
04:50You actually came?
04:51I got bored.
04:52Might as well check it out.
04:54Just checking it out, huh?
04:55Admit it.
04:56You're here for Christine.
05:00Wait.
05:01Jason's into Christine, too?
05:02Well, fuck me.
05:04Dumbass.
05:05He got it twisted again.
05:07Okay.
05:08Okay.
05:08Leave us alone.
05:09Let's go in.
05:09Ooh!
05:10Leave us alone!
05:11Ha!
05:12Spill it, you two!
05:12She didn't even notice me.
05:15What?
05:16You heard the little rumor?
05:18That I'm into Christine?
05:20Don't tell me you're jealous of her.
05:22Shut the fuck up!
05:24You egomaniac!
05:29Jason, saved you a spot.
05:36All right, all right!
05:37Everybody's here!
05:38Let's play Spin the Bottle!
05:40Y'all know the rules.
05:41Whoever spins has to kiss whoever the bottle lands on.
06:09Leo's turn now!
06:11Yeah!
06:12Woo!
06:13Woo!
06:19Woo!
06:21Woo!
06:22Uh, which one is it?
06:23Christine or Jason?
06:25Uh, that doesn't count.
06:27It stopped in the middle.
06:28I'll spin again.
06:29No cheating.
06:30Leo, pick one of them.
06:31Woo!
06:36Woo!
06:39Woo!
06:40Woo!
06:40Man up, bro!
06:41Who do you think he'll pick?
06:42He's crazy about Christine!
06:44Duh!
06:44Kiss her!
06:45My first kiss with the girl of my dreams.
06:49Christine, is that okay?
06:53No!
06:55No!
06:56No!
06:56No!
06:58No!
06:58No!
06:59No!
06:59No!
06:59No!
07:01No!
07:02No!
07:03No!
07:04No!
07:06No!
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