00:00Microphone testing.
00:03Oh yeah, Houston.
00:06It's that time of week where we shine a spotlight on some of the biggest boneheads in sports.
00:13From dumb penalties to clown behavior to straight up silly meltdowns.
00:18We're not letting them off the hook.
00:21It's T-Mills Turds of the Week on The Drive.
00:30All right, here we go, baby.
00:32Who's got the gold?
00:34Who's got the silver and the bronze?
00:37T-Mills, Tyler Sturzlitz.
00:40He does it every single Thursday around this time.
00:43Let's hear it.
00:44Who's the bronze?
00:45Here we go.
00:45Build me to the gold, baby.
00:46I need to know.
00:47Oh yeah, and there will be a gold.
00:48There were plenty of nominees this week, and I want to get you boys your nominees.
00:53What do we call them?
00:54We got them honorable mentions.
00:56Honorable mentions at the end of this thing.
00:57But as Ron said, we're getting started with the bronze, and for the bronze turd around
01:01the world of sports this week, got to go to Arizona State.
01:05If you did not know, my Texas A&M Aggies were in action over the weekend.
01:09They were hosting the Arizona State Sun Devils.
01:12There's a young fellow that plays for those Sun Devils, a pass catcher receiver named Jalen
01:17Moss.
01:18A day or two before heading over to College Station, Texas for this matchup with A&M, the
01:23Arizona State receiver known as Jalen Moss had this to say.
01:27I think he was on like a video game Twitch stream or something.
01:30This was Jalen Moss of Arizona State.
01:31Bro, start the battles.
01:32We can make some chicken.
01:33I don't feel not going to be that loud, bro.
01:34I played in the big house.
01:36Oh, man.
01:36This is you.
01:37So I played in the big house.
01:39I feel like that's...
01:40Oh, you played in the big house.
01:42Yeah, I mean, that's a great venue.
01:44No doubt about it.
01:46Little did young Jalen know he was about to walk into, in my opinion, of course, the most
01:51hostile environment in all of competitive football.
01:54That would be found in College Station at Kyle Field.
01:57Jalen Moss walked in there with Arizona State.
01:59They proceeded to get their asses beat 40-28 in front of a 10th largest crowd ever at Kyle
02:07Field that I happen to be a part of.
02:09Yeah, yeah.
02:10Red, white, and blue day honoring September 11th, the anniversary.
02:13It was a great scene.
02:15107,000 plus Aggies screaming their heads off.
02:18I think Jalen Moss probably regretted that, and young Jalen himself ended up going for
02:22zero catches, zero yards, zero touchdowns, zeros across the board for Jalen, so he may
02:27have felt the pressure a little bit.
02:29Am I off base here, boys?
02:31Well, I mean, it's your list.
02:32I mean...
02:33I think it's a great find.
02:34How you come across that audio, I have no idea.
02:37Because I'm a psycho addict.
02:38But he is definitely a turd.
02:39He is definitely...
02:40Been to the big house, baby.
02:41I mean, you ought not even be streaming and talking about the opponent's venue, even if it
02:46was War Memorial Stadium.
02:48If you're going to then go out there and go 0 for 0 for 0, then you're going to have
02:51a
02:51catch.
02:52Didn't get a catch.
02:52Didn't get a catch.
02:53Didn't get a catch.
02:54That's right.
02:54So, Kenny's fault, man.
02:55Kenny didn't get him the ball.
02:56I mean, is this kid a starter?
02:57You can make that argument.
02:59I mean, is he a starter?
03:00I mean, he was talking like one.
03:02I mean, he wasn't worth me looking it up.
03:03Is he a redshirt freshman?
03:04I don't know.
03:05But the big house was the standard.
03:07Did he dress out?
03:09Yeah, yeah.
03:09No, no.
03:10He was out on the field.
03:11I pointed him out to the people I was with at the game over in Aggieland.
03:15But Aggies get the win.
03:16Good find.
03:17Thank you, sir.
03:17I'm always policing turdish behavior, especially if it's towards my Aggies.
03:21Jalen Moss gets the bronze turd as he walked into Kyle Field and got his ass beat with
03:26no catches, no yards, no stats.
03:29Silver turd around the world of sports this week here on The Drive.
03:32Sterner and Hughley, if you're new to this, this is T-Mills Turds of the Week.
03:35We point out turd-like behavior.
03:38Just asshats around sports.
03:39And for the silver, we got to go to one of the people that inspired the turd list.
03:44One of the true inspirations of T-Mills Turds of the Week.
03:48That would be the representative of himself, Mr. Garrett Cole.
03:52Now, if you don't know baseball, you guys know this.
03:55First pitch times, the time the games get started, it's kind of different than other sports.
04:00They like to be weird with it.
04:01The Yankees had a game this past week that was scheduled for a first pitch at 1.38 p.m.
04:06in the afternoon.
04:08Everybody up in the Bronx was ready to go get this game going long before 1.38.
04:13They were on the field.
04:14Seriously, stage is set.
04:16Ball game ready.
04:18Garrett Cole's weird ass needed to wait until exactly 1.38 to throw his first pitch.
04:23And the result was amazing.
04:25Take a listen.
04:261.38 is the scheduled first pitch.
04:28That's why Garrett Cole is waiting.
04:30He's always anxious.
04:31He's going that quickly.
04:33And when that hits eight, he'll turn and get ready to throw.
04:37And this is a long minute, Michael.
04:39There it is.
04:40There we go.
04:42That's driven to right field.
04:44Going back is Ramos.
04:46He'll seal the home run into the short porch.
04:49That's a hell of a start.
04:51That is a hell of a start.
04:53Silver turn, Garrett.
04:55He waits until 1.38.
04:56Then he proceeds to give up a lead off Homer in this ball game.
05:01That is, you couldn't have wrote it better.
05:02Yeah, yeah.
05:03One of the originators of the turd list, he holds one of the gold,
05:09or silver, gold, or bronze.
05:11Yeah, Garrett Cole's up there.
05:14He's so stupid.
05:15That's so stupid.
05:16Like, he delayed him for that.
05:18I'm not going to say he's stupid, but that's so stupid.
05:21Man, come on, man.
05:22Let's get out of here, man.
05:23Let's go stand over here and just wait.
05:24Who did this?
05:26I'm going to stand over here and wait, man.
05:28It's 1.38, baby.
05:29That's where it is.
05:30Come on, man.
05:31I'm going to tell you.
05:32Just a damn ball.
05:32Hey, I'm going to tell you, man.
05:33I wasn't on no clock like that,
05:35but they used to put me on the mound in, like, situations where we're out of arms.
05:39Kind of like a –
05:40Kind of like Chaz McCormick.
05:42Kind of like Tatuyei MI right now.
05:44Like, you just – I mean, we're out, man.
05:45We need you, bro.
05:47Playing up there in Conroe, man.
05:49Place has blown up since back in the day.
05:51Hey, Tyler, first two hitters, man.
05:54Got them?
05:55Yeah, you could –
05:56If I had enough people in the stands and an announcer,
05:59that would have been it right there.
06:00I mean –
06:01I mean, and I remember, like, they had this –
06:03they had a badass new field, right?
06:04And they had just big, big trees behind it.
06:07It was just big, tall trees behind it.
06:09I mean, them dudes –
06:10Two straight dudes hit balls into the top of them damn trees.
06:12You just watched that pill sound into the forest.
06:14Oh, hell.
06:15I mean, it hurt me, and I wasn't even a pitcher.
06:17Like, I didn't even – okay, whatever.
06:19I mean, I – but, I mean, I was like, good God.
06:21Yeah, but you didn't sit there and say, no.
06:23No, no, I did not.
06:23No, we're not waiting.
06:24We're not pitching until –
06:25Yeah.
06:26Until 12.08.
06:27No, I did not.
06:28Yeah, it's weird behavior.
06:29We saw that from Garrett Cole when he was here in Houston, I think, once or twice,
06:32where he kind of just stood on the mound awkwardly until that first pitch.
06:35But Silver Turd this week is to the rep of himself, Garrett Cole.
06:42I figured the listeners probably could guess the Golden Turd this week,
06:46and as Ron said earlier, if you're watching with us on YouTube and Twitch,
06:49I got the Golden Turd in my hand.
06:50It's an honor to receive it.
06:52It's going to go up to Austin this week.
06:56Unfortunately, the Longhorns did take down Ohio State over the weekend.
07:00Sark, Arch, and the Burnt Orange Crew are the number one team in the nation
07:04as of right now.
07:06But Sark wasn't acting like it.
07:08Act like you've been there before, bro.
07:10You missed it six seconds here at the postgame,
07:13right when the Longhorns defeated Ohio State.
07:15Goal test the fight.
07:15Goal test the fight.
07:16This was one of the most.
07:17Goal test the fight.
07:17Hoopers.
07:22Yeah, that's D-bag Sark.
07:24Let me paint the picture.
07:26Holly Rowe walks up for the customary postgame interview
07:28with the winning head coach of the football team who took down Ohio State.
07:31Sark proceeds to scream in Holly Rowe's face
07:35as he runs away from her without answering a singular question.
07:40Yes, the Longhorns are number one, but Sark didn't act like it.
07:43What up, Ron?
07:44He didn't give her a chance to get the question out.
07:46No.
07:46He just bounced on them.
07:48Yeah, it's just D-bag behavior.
07:50I agree with the turd.
07:51I will say, in fairness, he did come out and apologize today.
07:57And Arch, because it led to an AI video coming out that Arch got up on that podium.
08:04I just don't – I mean –
08:05I'm not even going to bring that up because I don't want to defend Arch right now, and I will.
08:08In 2026 to do – I mean, you just got to be – you just got to be a little
08:13bit smarter.
08:13He's got to be smarter.
08:14You got to be a little bit smarter.
08:15You got to be a little bit smarter.
08:16God, did you see that?
08:17The uproar was a bit much.
08:19Did you see that where he smacked Holly Rowe?
08:20Did you see that?
08:21So, he's – he has a sense of apologize, said he could have handled it better.
08:27Of course, I have the utmost respect for Holly Rowe, except for in that moment you didn't.
08:32Right.
08:32But, of course, I have the utmost respect.
08:34What an idiot!
08:35He apologized again for Arch as well.
08:38So, in fairness, but yeah, that was –
08:40Yeah, he apologized, but he's still getting this damn golden turd.
08:44I hate it, Tyler.
08:46You hate my golden turd?
08:48Yeah.
08:49Why?
08:49I mean, he deserves a turd.
08:50He deserves – I wouldn't have given it to Arch.
08:53I just – I mean, it's just – I'll just – no, I mean, he can give me the gold
08:56one.
08:56That's good.
08:57If I'm ever going to win a turd, I want the gold one.
08:59Yeah, you want to win a gold one?
08:59I just hate the – like, Arch shouldn't have to apologize for that.
09:03I agree.
09:03I mean, he doubled down on it, had to apologize, and the coach comes back.
09:07Man, you are going to make me defend Arch, man.
09:09I mean, he had four paragraphs apologizing today.
09:12Like, I mean, it's not ideal.
09:13He's got to be smarter, but the whole reason that AI video is funny is because we know
09:20Sarkisian would never slap or put hands on a woman or Holly Rower anyway.
09:24Yeah, but I mean, it's like –
09:25I mean, you're talking – I don't know, man.
09:27I just – I watched it, and not one time did I ever think, like, oh, boy, he just –
09:32domestic violence is acceptable in his household or something.
09:35Yeah, it was created to be a comedy.
09:37Like, you can see that in the AI video.
09:38So, I don't know.
09:39And then the deal with –
09:41Well, I do –
09:42With Sark.
09:43I think he did a little too much.
09:45Because he chuckled and just said –
09:46He more than chuckled.
09:47He chuckled, and he's like –
09:49He's got to be smart.
09:50Hey, did you see the one where he slapped Holly Rowe?
09:52Like –
09:52Yes.
09:53In front of the mic.
09:54I believe –
09:55Under his breath, he said the one where he slapped Holly Rowe, and that was hilarious.
09:59I believe –
10:00Yeah, and that was hilarious.
10:01Like, it's 2026.
10:03You can't do that.
10:04I just don't – I disagree.
10:06I believe that Arch was laughing at the – like, the craziness and the ridiculousness of the video.
10:13But you can't walk up there and say, did you see the one where he slapped Holly Rowe?
10:17It's hilarious.
10:18As QB won and getting ready for the NFL, Archie's got to learn very quickly how to manage himself in
10:24front of the mic.
10:24For sure.
10:25It wasn't smart, but –
10:27Yeah, yeah.
10:27A little overreaction around the Twitterspheres.
10:29Well, I mean, Sark had a four-paragraph apology to everybody today.
10:33Especially that – you just had a fourth-quarter comeback.
10:36I mean, of – I mean, being the second week of the season is not that big of a deal.
10:41That's a huge win and a super emotional moment.
10:44I mean, if you don't do exactly right by an interview, by an analyst on the sideline, so what?
10:51Yeah, but that was –
10:52It's not ideal.
10:53I agree it's not ideal.
10:54I agree it's not a good look.
10:55I agree it's like –
10:56Why don't you have to write a four-page letter?
10:58But, yeah, I mean –
10:59Yeah, I just – I mean, it's Thursday, and we're still apologizing for what happened on Saturday.
11:04I think we could –
11:05It's wild.
11:06I think Deshaun could have slid himself in there.
11:08I think it's the second time that we're doing here.
11:08I think –
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