00:01I'm
00:03Berserker
00:05I'm right here
00:07Oh
00:09Okay, yep
00:10We don't get our weapons, this is gun game
00:12You kill and then you get a new weapon
00:14You move up the ladder
00:16Okay
00:19You ready for this honorable duel?
00:22Let me
00:23Swap classes
00:26Respawn? No, I can't
00:27Yeah, I still have the armor and health
00:29Wait, come and join
00:32Secret
00:38Wait
00:40What?
00:43Oh
00:52That's a player
00:54Yeah, I was
00:59He doesn't know
01:00That we're teammates
01:03I hear his dumbass
01:06Oh, this will be good
01:07Either mashed or put in a stew
01:09Where is he?
01:11Wait
01:12I still have a great sword
01:14No, I don't
01:14Ah, hello
01:29We gotta make it look
01:32Gotta hit me once in a while
01:33To make it look
01:39He ate
01:41It takes a bit for him to heal
01:46Good job
01:50You piece of crap
01:52I cut you in two and I didn't think it'd kill you
01:56I had low health
01:59It said you were barely touched
02:0234 out of 90 I think I had
02:06Alright, so it's just
02:08You don't have a lot of health to begin with
02:17I hear him
02:19I was eating
02:21Oh
02:24No special
02:43I have yet to find anybody
02:45I was behind you
02:50Stalker
02:55Found him
02:56In the tower
02:57Oh
03:01I found him too
03:06There's somebody for 30
03:07Him
03:13Hit you for 6
03:22He got me
03:25Fuck
03:30It sucks that we're not equal in fucking health
03:35So what's the point of me picking this chick
03:37You know what I mean?
03:39Just spend less health and more movement maybe
03:42Yeah
03:50Brother where art thou
03:51Right here
03:52Kill me
03:54I can't even hit
03:58So bad
04:00I don't like this chick
04:03Oh hey
04:04Good spawn
04:05Oh my god
04:06He's below us
04:33I'm almost dead
04:35Yeah that was me sorry
04:38Gotta make it look good
04:43I almost just stabbed you in the air
04:48How can I
05:01Are you fucking kidding me?
05:05He killed me
05:06I couldn't hit him like at all
05:08Also how does the parrying system fucking work?
05:12Yeah
05:12Uh you have to
05:13It's directional
05:14Yeah
05:16How do you do different direction?
05:18The mouse
05:19I'm trying to do left
05:22I did it once
05:23It's opposite
05:24So you gotta turn your mouse right
05:27Or not
05:27Yeah
05:28I'm doing all down now
05:29What the fuck
05:30Yeah
05:46Fuck you and that gun
05:50Dude
05:51God damn
05:54Yeah I don't understand the parrying
05:55But he's really good at parrying
05:58He like waits for it
06:00I'm full
06:02Yeah he literally waits for the parry
06:08You can still hit their corpses when they're dead
06:11Nice
06:11Will I die out here?
06:13No
06:16Did I hear him?
06:19Possibly
06:25Hi
06:35Oh
06:36He's at the flower
06:45Don't hurt
06:57He's got so much health
06:59He does
07:10Do beg pardon
07:12Was that him or you
07:13Archer crossbow
07:14Ow
07:16I'm right jumped
07:17I have 32 health
07:19After his healing
07:21Oh delicious
07:26He's down here again
07:38Did he hurt you that much?
07:41I jumped
07:43Now he's just chasing me with his fist
07:50He gave me his fist
07:51I didn't mean to do that
08:05I did not mean to do that
08:09I just quick clicked
08:14He shot me point blank
08:20Nice and crispy
08:22He's back at that same area
08:35Go up there
08:36Yeah
08:41You bitch
08:44He gave me his hammer
08:49I almost had him
08:52Yum yum yum
09:07I just saw some movement
09:08Was that you or him
09:11I was
09:11I just came back to the flower
09:12Oh he's going back to the flower
09:13I think
09:16Yup
09:30Lost my blade in that lovely ocean
09:32Oh my god
09:37Did I even hit you?
09:38Yeah
09:58I just walked and shot
10:07the regular crossbow's not too bad
10:18my ankles
10:20is that you?
10:24yeah
10:24it sounded like you dropped down in front of me
10:28I did
10:28by the way you couldn't
10:33just take fall damage
10:35I did shoot you
10:36I know
10:37he's punching me to death
10:39where?
10:41up top or?
10:43in the building
10:43running back down
10:45I did shoot him in the face
10:47I don't know if I actually hit
10:50I'm kind of lost now though
10:55I need a turkey dinner
10:56and packs a flower
10:57I don't know where
11:00oh
11:11he laughed
11:13he laughed
11:16well damn
11:18mine
11:24no I didn't do anything
11:26wait
11:29what do you have now?
11:31weird rifle
11:33oh god no
11:34but I have
11:36a pirate's rifle
11:40yeah that barrel doesn't explode
11:43even though it's got strong crossbones on it
11:50you're freaking outside aren't you?
11:53no I'm inside
11:55okay
12:22I've gone all over the map
12:24I heard your tiny footsteps
12:32you got this iron mirror real quick
12:35bitch
12:38you're a bitch
12:45took your dinner
12:47you're a bitch
12:52and I'm gone
13:02oh
13:03do beg pardon
13:21I missed
13:22but you hit
13:27I saved this one for you
13:40the smoke
13:41the smoke
13:41is
13:42ridiculous
13:47my aim is through
13:51I didn't die
13:53motherfucker
14:08I want the rifle back
14:10that was fun
14:14my aim is true
14:18I'm surprised you still hit me there
14:20like that
14:23I've seen your thick thighs
14:26I was like
14:26the tree's gonna block it
14:31the shooting in this is actually pretty good
14:33I want that guy to come back
14:43dude there's so much blood
15:11did you shoot at me?
15:12no
15:19you can only have that many rounds
15:23how many?
15:24I can only have four
15:34you heard nothing
15:37my aim is true
15:38my aim is true
15:40my aim is true
15:40shut up
15:41as
15:43squeaky shite
16:08I saw your fucking slimy ass
16:13I saved the room for you
16:15what?
16:25my aim is true
16:27it hit the doorway
16:29when I came up
16:31instead of hitting you
16:33tell me how that makes fucking sense
16:38if I'm walking
16:40if I'm walking and I fucking shoot aiming at you
16:42why did it fly to the right
16:44I mean the left
16:49like fuck that
16:51is it gonna do it there?
16:53no
16:53it worked there
17:00yeah
17:01yeah
17:01yeah
17:02yeah
17:02yeah
17:05well this is kind of awkward
17:10yeah
17:11squeaky shite
17:12just come kill me
17:38how did that not stop it?
17:40oi
17:40hands off me chicken
17:42and I'm gone
17:48yeah
17:50damn I was hoping
17:52the tracks are here
18:10how do you parry?
18:12I don't know
18:15I'm feeling pure
18:17dead
18:22wait
18:23how did you hit me there?
18:30me humors are on kilter
18:32they are
18:38that was great
18:40angled
18:41but yeah
18:42how did you
18:42you didn't stab
18:43when you hit me that time
18:45did you?
18:46no
18:46then how did you hit me?
18:49don't know
18:49I was like
18:51three feet away
18:53that ain't so
18:54they gave me a pistol
18:55yup
18:56that's probably the end gun
19:01oh god
19:03now I gotta reload four at the time
19:05I need only one
19:06I need only one
19:08I need only one
19:09I need only one
19:11you're a bitch for that
19:12wait
19:13that did not look like you hit me
19:18my aim is true
19:20I need only one
19:21I need only one
19:24you're a fucker
19:30I need only one
19:31you're a fucker
19:42dude
19:42you're a corpse
19:4410 seconds
19:44hits a wall
19:46on the way down
19:47yeah
19:48this game
19:49has some bullshit
19:51hit physics
19:52agreed
19:53I don't like the melee
19:55I need only one
19:55like the melee
19:55I
19:55like the melee
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